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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- Memes About Americans
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as an american, I find it offensive that you assume we eat guns, we feed it to our pet eagles of course!
both is good
as an Australian, I don't get how the USA is sometimes called the US but the people living there drop the U out of most words that have them and replace the S in most words with a Z. WHY?!
@@mreggs3731 I could say the same thing about Australians pronouncing vowels differently.
as an american i can confirm we eat guns
Yummy yummy ammunition
Got a fresh batch out of my freedom oven just a few min ago.
As an American I can confirm that what you say is true. I personally think assault rifles have the best flavor, but Glocks are tasty as well.
As a Floridian I say we do not only eat the guns, but the ammo as well
@@johnmcwick1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
USA is like a mashup of everything. mashup of cultures, mashup of nationalities, and mashups of the smartest and the dumbest people in existance
That’s the most beautiful description of the USA I’ve ever heard.
@@prdus It has the third-biggest population, behind India and China.
Existence.
"TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *punches the reply above me*
Be carful with that last line.
That’s no way to talk about this admin and congress
That last one is glorious. Also, as a Texan, we in America don't use "Texan" as crazy, we usually just think of either wild west stereotypes or shotguns (or just guns in general). Cause that's what we're known for here.
fr fr
respectfully, its just cowboys, we mountain hicks also have the monopoly on guns u.u
@@madsfiedler3884 Buddy, you seen the gun shows round here? We ALL got some armaments. Even if where you're from is associated with guns, doesn't mean we ain't either.
4:38 The Birds Aren’t Real protest was actually a satirical protest!
In part to show how crazy some conspiracy theory protests can be, but also to see how many people could believe that the protest was real. They made it on the news and everything, and the guy who organized it even made a TED talk.
It’s actually super interesting!
Pronouncing the S at the end of Arkansas and then Illinois immediately after is a hate crime
At least we can confirm his nationality
I think it's a crime in Arkansas to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.
But why is this one NOT our Kansas?? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!
@@mollusckscramp4124Because it’s how it’s pronounced. Why is “colonel” “kernel”? BRITAIN EXPLAIN!!!!
@@George_Washington1732 i think we can all agree english is just fucked (my autocorrect says english is not the correct way to spell that so obviously its working) American english especially but all english is just confusing
as an American I confirm guns (very confirmed)
That photo was in error. That was an after dinner gun, not a breakfast gun. Breakfast guns are usually snub nosed revolver. Calibre will vary depending on your diet.
2:35 Sorry to disappoint, the oil thing is mostly the Government and we usually keep our guns concealed to not make visitors too uncomfortable, just the right amount of uncomfortable, you never know who actually is armed and looking for oil... It adds to the experience, trust me.
"I was in Florida. I drove for nine hours and I'm still in Florida." Two sentence horror at its finest.
I was in Texas I drove for 10 hours and I'm in New Mexico.
Driving nine hours in America can get you through 5 states or halfway across one.
yes
I was in Florida I drove for 7 hours and I’m in south caralina
6:07 The flags in classrooms are so people can face the flag if they want to say the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Its not required to do it, but the government says that every school has to let people do it, and the schools also host it, like teachers will say the pledge.
In my school, we have to at least stand up for the pledge
I live in Korea and we also have flags in all of our classrooms
We only do the pledge thing twice a year though
I must be old because it was required. Detention, sent to the principal's office and call your parents. Better hope you're not in a conservative school/area or have a religious teacher and don't say 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance....I got into alot of trouble in school for that stuff, lol.
Ha! That's so stupid! You poor bastards!!!
@@jennyb9065we dont have to do the pledge but it still includes the ‘under god’ part
11:19 failed to mention that he did not in fact succeed in robbing a gun store, he got shot, ran away, and got arrested.
yeeeeeeHAAAAH! LOVE ME some GUNS FOR BREAKFAST! *pow pow sound effects*
Do you live in america or something? That's exactly what it sounds like here
Fun fact: in 1984 Red Dawn, where the soviets invade America, there was a McDonalds shooting scene, but was sadly cut due to an actual shooting at a McDonald’s close to the release, so they cut it
7:15 Guilty as charged.
I like my Cheese, get away from me.
MY CHEESE
The British will never accept that it's literally their own fault that we don't use the Metric system.
There was also that time pirates stole the metric samples we ordered.
@@zacharyrollick6169 that's exactly what I'm referencing, yeah
The Brits also invented the imperial system in the first place.
@@zacharyrollick6169not pirates, licensed British privateers
You guys have known about it for over 100 years and still teach kids in school inches and feet.
No, no, no. We use Florida to refer to craziness. We use Texas to say, "Man, that's big!"
*America when they heard of the Metric System:* Pfff, nah.
*America when they heard of the Loch Ness Monster:* Now I need me some of this!
We actually wanted to convert but the British didn't let us :(
@@Slurpgerk are they not letting you do it now?
@@user-oq7xc5qp3y no but we dont want it now unless its for bullets and other military applications (because if we started using imperial for our weapons then it would be unfair to everyone else)
I know this is a joke but it’s one made in ignorance, because we do use the Metric system alongside the Imperial system.
*Pirates didn’t let us, you mean
5:39 The best part is that literally only one of those four actors is actually from the U.S.A. The rest are all British.
Can we agree that we need the Canadian memes again?
no we cant
@@aaiden_Blade yes we can ;)
3:11 this is unironically how I find Kentucky on a map
As an American sadly the gun memes are normally not real.
thank you, finally someone who speaks truth
Why sadly?
bro someone brought a gun to school this week, not even joking
@@LeverActionBoi Because I am an American that likes guns
As a Texan, the majority of cases where they are real are here,
Fun Fact: It actually is Soccer. *Britain* just gaslit the rest of the world into calling it Football to spite us
While many people will think this is a joke, or a meme, it is basically the truth. when Football was invented many people started playing it, and not everyone used the same rules, so a name had to be given to the original sport to separate it from the other versions. The name that was given was Soccer, and it was short for Association Football. There are still two other sports that are major and originated from the original Football. those games are Rugby and American Football.
Association football
As an Australian, it is soccer. 'Football' is fucking afl. Britain is weird.
I am not British but it's Football because it's played only with your feet, like there's a sport called Handball which is basically the same just using hands not feet. By this logic American Football should be called Handegg 😂
Soccer literally means Association Football.
It's just American Football.
We aren't calling Football "Soccer" unless it's American Football.
Wtf is a kilometer???🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅
It's 1000 meters. But like... wtf is a mile? 1609, 344 meters? I feel like that's too specific... I don't really understand...
@@naimadrummer9Wtf is a meter???🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
@@naimadrummer9 there is 5280 feet in a mile, we didnt make miles off of meters although it is kinda odd we didnt copy yall and use 1000
As a American I can confirm some times you can see a eagle I saw one yesterday holding a fish in it claw while flying
7:24 can we talk about how he pronounced Bavaria like Ba-vuh-rii-uh. 😂
20:30 As someone who lives in Massachusetts, I can confirm this is 100% true.
21:25 it's funny that they believe americans can be trusted with a litteral gun that can kill people but not with a chocolate egg
Brits are more obsessed with talking about how americans like cheese, than americans are with cheese.
As a Wisconsinite I am 100% obsessed with cheese and I don’t know what you are talking about
@@karal_the_crazy A fellow Chess enjoyer?
@@lordpumpkinhead265 no I play checkers I find the nuance of chess to complex
USA USA WE MEASURE PIZZA WITH ACRES
As an American I can confirm all of these.
0:12 no he threw guns
Not an American, but measuring deer in hamburgers makes total sense, when you hunt it - you want to know how much food you're getting.
1:18 for those who want to know: the British are the ones who invented the imperial system but they changed to metric when the *french* invented the metric system. America however unlike every other country, decided to keep the imperial system.
9:34 we have to test our sirens either every week or every other week during tornado season so that we're sure they work properly.
as an american i can confirm that these memes are about us
LOVE U VAAZKL
3:31 the picture of target should be replaced by a picture of both McDonald's and Wendy's
no i cant buy a gun at wendys, mcdonalds is debatable tho
@@caliberthecow3727 no it's because McDonald's always have a stupid broken ice-cream machine and Wendy's got my order wrong twice in 2023 alone, and they made the food more expensive
As an American I can confirm that we measure pizza with acres
But why...
@@naimadrummer9we dont lol
*Breathing*
- American: "dID yOu MisGeNDeR mE?"
5:17 Rugby, Crisps, Colour. I will say these words in place of the American English versions till the day I die and nobody can stop me thanks to the freedom of speech!
Ahahahha! Behold its a double edged sword!
Chips
@@HenryPlays923 Ah yes I do love chips, they're the most iconic side to a burger in the US.
7:56
This kid has no concept of pain
I can agree with that kid tho, as a Mississippian
Eagles- burgers bacon, guns and the video haven’t even started yet it just a prediction
*Edit*Oh yea I forgot miletary and Karens 1’min into the vid 😂
*Edit* 2.46 I forgot about oil! And to clarify the eagle 🦅 means freedom!!
*Edit* 4.56 i can’t believe I forgot about “healthcare”
At this point I’m starting to suspect that Jersey, Texas and Florida are evolving.. and merging together and spreading… Alaska is the only place that can resist
3:02 As an Iowan, I can confirm. Our county map is very cursed.
As an American wolf, I do confirm that American wolves caw like Eagles.
6:00 The rest of the world has achieved a utopian state without US intervention and is deciding whether to help them out or let them wipe themselves out...
It's a really tough choice...
Wipe us out
This was one of the funniest videos you have done. Please do this again sometime but maybe a couple memes for each state in alphabetical order. I love this country and making fun of it is super fun too.😁😆🙃
6:30 As a person who resides in South Canada I find this pretty funny.
Me to I live in south mid west
10:19. I approve.
1:53 the guy was also throwing tea bags into the bathtub
Tea bags are American (they were invented in Milwaukee Wisconsin)
@@DuckCultist-wy8nd yeah but the whole point was that it was like the boston tea party
6:51 Freedom *_Crisps_*
NOO, IT'S CHIPS, NOT CRIPS, I'LL LOSE MY MIND GFRRRRR
ROOT BEER!
“It’s soccer when America win more games”
That is the greatest comeback I’ve ever heard
Can please do Simpsons memes or art also I love your video I just watch your comic one
i actually have been working on a simpsons meme video, not sure when itll come out, but i have the memes for it!!
@@VaazkLShortsok thank you !
2:49 no 3 sacks of corn and 17 soy beans
Fellow fallout fan?
@@DuckCultist-wy8ndanother settlement needs your help
Rent is way more than 2 dollars
0:29 Put 30 pancakes under that toast and a couple more side-arms and it's accurate.
America 🇺🇸 🦅 🍔 🔫
12:36 kettles are used for more than tea, you can use it for boiling water for all sort of other stuff like coffee, pasta and cooking in general. Hell I use it when baking bread to heat up water and I use it when making beer.
Shit got range is all I'm sayin
If you people were really wondering about that:
We buy pre-made tea. Only hippies brew their own. And we boil water in a stewpot.
@@MrChristianDT ye but boiling water on the gas is literally 2+ times slower then kettle.
Guys kettle is about 10 dollars where I live and I'm genuinely shocked it's not a house hold item.
@@ozthebeemanI thought Americans were too poor for a kettle but maybe they think they're buged by the British to spy on them
@@gothnerd887 xdf
In my experience most Americans heat water in a microwave (and pretty much anything else that will fit in one).
American: "we have AC! You sit at home and sweat!"
Europe: "you wear a sweater and a blanket, in your home, with the AC on.
We just take off the sweater."
15:39 this is true. for me especially.
i love the science guy
3:16 I literally have that in my family's farm in Texas
In texas, you drive for two seconds and you see like 100 houses with
A) American flag
B) trump shit
C) cross of Jesus
D) broken ass windows/cars
Foreigners: why doesn’t the US use the metric system?
USA: *uses metric to measure bullets
As a Brit, I love how our media depicts America. It’s literally all just this mysterious, far off land of cowboys
7:43 *_Sodapop._*
Should have included how the south just says Coke for everyting
the midwest tornado sirens on wednesday is so real
i feel that
20:11 Just read it. It explains why americans spell things without the extra letters.
not only that, but Britain was taxing the use of all paper at the time, so not only was it to save money per letter, but also to save money on paper tax.
11:16 He’s Heracles in the original myths, actually. Though his birth name was either Alcides or Alcaeus, depending on the myth.
18:00 Bro, we have posters of students everywhere, my mom even bought mine and it's been hanging in the hallway since I was eight
No way a video about me!
16:05 I mean, this song was created to critique and mock America
its a song?
@@VaazkLShorts Yeah, Amerika by Rammstein
As a person from Oklahoma I can confirm nothing goes in the panhandle
Yes America
GRAAAAAAHHHH ‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯🗣🗣
As an American, I can confirm that my father does all these things.
19:28 didn't know Denmark used the dollar
We use kroner "Kr"
1 dollar is about 7 Kr
In the Midwest on the first Wednesday of the month they test the tornado sirens
the first mistake robbers make is breaking in a house with a Fortnite kid with a gun int he house
in the*
5:32 wait wait, lemme do something (rubs out the uk). There we go.
9:35 The first wednesday of every month is when we test our tornado sirens.
We have ours on Saturdays
To explain the tornado alarm bit, once a month (typically on a Wednesday) we have tornado alarm tests.
15:11 I can confirm it is always like that. Especially when people dig up the road and halfway fill it in.
for those who dont know we have tornado siren testings every wednesday at 12 pm
As a meteorologist and an American, I can confirm that tornadoes don’t hurt you on Wednesdays
Always a good day when he uploads:)
Above and beyond the call of funny!
An icebox full of thumbs, just for you. Use one for each beer, to keep them cold.
1:25 I think I remember there being a show about this. I just don't remember anything about it.
As a Texan, that last meme is my favorite thing ever now.
In my town there is a place called texas valley cause someone was murdered not far from there.
15:10 As a Pennsylvanian, it’s so true 😭 there’s more holes than road I swear-
The pot hole will DEVOUR you if you’re not careful bro
19:16 as an american, my keyboard didnt have that so I had to send the illegal keyboard back, and got a hefty 4 hamburgers tall stack of money and the keyboard for free, and it only took the amount of time it takes an eagle to land
Britain: Hey Canada, have you seen America?
Canada: Don't worry I got this. **ahem**
Canada: OIL!!!
**Crashes through the wall**
America: WHERE?!
7:21 personally the HRE crown is my favourite
7:10 Ain't nobody in the southern states of America call that shiz cheese till it's melted down and has the whole spice rack dumped in there... Though, it's better than what Europe, actually let me not insult Germany, Italy and other European countries that can truly cook, better than what ENGLAND does with their food.
Not as bad as the memes say but come on... It qualifies as sustenance but barely anything more!
If I wanted my potato to taste like potato I'd just buy one from a store and boil it myself!
15:09 bro did us dirty but also clean lmao
American here
We're not all stupid, just a shocking majority of us
Birds aren't real is a joke subreddit where we LARP as crazy conspiracy theorists. I can't believe anyone actually thought we where serious lol
The way you pronounced Arkansas(Arken-saw) is a huge point of contention here actually. I've seen fist fights break out over how it's spelled and pronounced differently.
18:13 Okay, this is actually blood boiling. 😠
7:15 - Czech Republic mentioneeeed 😂!!
As an American, MURICA