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  • @tartartartartar2731
    @tartartartartar2731 Рік тому +11943

    "We found Oil"
    "No , you found Freedom🦅"

    • @The_texan_tiger
      @The_texan_tiger Рік тому +338

      Uh oh. YOU JUST SAID OIL!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! FREEDOM IS ON ITS WAY!!!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

    • @Tellu007
      @Tellu007 Рік тому +94

      "No, you found violence"

    • @Minizu4
      @Minizu4 Рік тому +83

      USA in another universe: Your oil, more like OUR oil

    • @comandobasado
      @comandobasado Рік тому

      ​@@Tellu007are u stupid? It's sarcasm

    • @SlippinJimmy09
      @SlippinJimmy09 Рік тому +60

      GOD BLESS MURICA RAAAAAAH!!! ANNEX CANADA RAAAAAAAAH 🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥

  • @1248-f8u
    @1248-f8u Рік тому +26980

    God I love my nation’s defense budget.

    • @lordhickory3322
      @lordhickory3322 Рік тому +1180

      you are paying for it ;)

    • @Blackearbaiya
      @Blackearbaiya Рік тому +3063

      More like offense budget

    • @apex_blue
      @apex_blue Рік тому +870

      I liked it more when the it was more honest. Of course I referring to the fact it used be called the Department of War, not Department of Defense.

    • @wotisaname8668
      @wotisaname8668 Рік тому +904

      Enemy bouta find out why we dont have healthcare

    • @Zach.3246
      @Zach.3246 Рік тому +217

      @@lordhickory3322And I’m glad I am

  • @ihsanauliarahman1057
    @ihsanauliarahman1057 Рік тому +15005

    Dear Americans, thank you for sacrificing your health budget so we can see this spectacle

    • @seslos
      @seslos Рік тому +1515

      Im bouta show you why America doesnt have free healthcare 🦅

    • @unskilledpro2223
      @unskilledpro2223 Рік тому

      Funny thing is Americas % spending on healthcare is significantly higher than anyone elses. Which makes it even more impressive that they can afford this shit.

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 Рік тому

      @@timmy6890 If you're a real American you wouldn't die from a shooting, you'd pull out your trusty M249 SAW to defend yourself!

    • @donaldjdeump
      @donaldjdeump Рік тому +214

      @@timmy6890stop disrespecting my beautiful America

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 Рік тому +59

      @@donaldjdeump okay

  • @volatilemage1322
    @volatilemage1322 7 місяців тому +768

    Middle Eastern Country: “OMG I FOUND SO MUCH OIL!”
    United States: “DEATH FROM ABOVE!”

    • @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q 4 місяці тому +14

      Oil? Where?

    • @1dwdfletch
      @1dwdfletch 4 місяці тому +8

      OVER THERE OVER THERE

    • @OfficialNascarFan
      @OfficialNascarFan 2 місяці тому +2

      “Gottem” “kaboom”

    • @JesusPlsSaveMe
      @JesusPlsSaveMe 2 місяці тому

      ​@@UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      *Revelation 3:20*
      Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
      HEY THERE 🤗 JESUS IS CALLING YOU TODAY. Turn away from your sins, confess, forsake them and live the victorious life. God bless.
      Revelation 22:12-14
      And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
      I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
      Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.

    • @juice6521
      @juice6521 2 години тому +1

      Operation "Freedom" is go.

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 Рік тому +11500

    Man if WW3 actually kicked off, I bet there would be meme edits of T72's getting their turret blown off with fart reverb

    • @ascherlafayette8572
      @ascherlafayette8572 Рік тому +1128

      There already are given the Ukraine situation lmao

    • @Xavier28200
      @Xavier28200 Рік тому +449

      Jesus Christ the internet if there was a world war 3 would be a civil war and Chinese hackers go crazy mode

    • @caratomlinson3552
      @caratomlinson3552 Рік тому +307

      ​@@Xavier28200 embarrassing name

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Рік тому +98

      not sure it'd last long enough for anyone to make said meme. ⚛

    • @MyparrotTwister
      @MyparrotTwister Рік тому

      i bet your fucking liberal glances on world would pay off knowing your nation destroyed a couple in one fucking century faggot

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Рік тому +10334

    If this was the recruiting video for every branch of the military, they would no longer be understaffed.

    • @theregnarute
      @theregnarute Рік тому +136

      Understaffed with ersties no less.. Good luck and good night

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 Рік тому +328

      @@theregnarute Always that one guy to bring diversity into it

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim Рік тому +68

      @@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no its ersity

    • @damien2670
      @damien2670 Рік тому +122

      No, they will not do it, they have to promote LGTV, LGBT whatever

    • @rue2414
      @rue2414 Рік тому +46

      @@damien2670 what r u talking about

  • @jedrzejstepien1621
    @jedrzejstepien1621 Рік тому +8991

    % of oil in my blood is increasing rapidly

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Рік тому +201

      I love cholestrol plaques in my blood vessels.

    • @clednplz2294
      @clednplz2294 Рік тому +400

      Did you say *OIL*

    • @Cr1n-l4s
      @Cr1n-l4s Рік тому +1

      MURICA IS BEST! SUCK IT UK!!

    • @GetRickrolled11
      @GetRickrolled11 Рік тому +210

      Omg we got a oil producing human in here
      Edit: USA wants to know your location

    • @wofenstein
      @wofenstein Рік тому +111

      bro is fuel injected 💀

  • @manchild6164
    @manchild6164 7 місяців тому +197

    "We found oil!"
    USA: Yeah, " *we* " found oil

    • @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q 4 місяці тому +4

      You got that right

    • @-S4T
      @-S4T 28 днів тому +3

      That is the closest USA will ever get to that C word 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @Youaretheactionsofgod
      @Youaretheactionsofgod 5 днів тому +1

      USA playes Soviet anthem, "OUR OIL comrade!"

  • @Reedempter
    @Reedempter Рік тому +7151

    And remember fellas, there's never a thing called "too much freedom".🇺🇸🦅

    • @ChristisLord31
      @ChristisLord31 Рік тому +62

      But there is a thing as too much tyranny.

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Рік тому +372

      @@ChristisLord31 do you mean communism pal! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

    • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
      @dragutintheslav-veliki790 Рік тому +259

      @@Ex-memegodita Freedom is a lot better than that C word 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @ChristisLord31
      @ChristisLord31 Рік тому

      @@Ex-memegodita i mean whatever the hell america is doing is NOT freedom.

    • @nonsuspiciouscolour
      @nonsuspiciouscolour Рік тому

      freedom isnt exclusive to america. if anything its the opposite. abortion is banned in many us states.

  • @coxyhasacoke
    @coxyhasacoke Рік тому +5185

    Unironically... goes fucking hard. Bless the BF3 references and audio usage bro, this shit slaps. Great work

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob Рік тому +3177

    POV: you thought you could over run a small American outpost.

    • @basketcase775
      @basketcase775 Рік тому +276

      Wagner POV

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Рік тому +182

      Guerrilla warfare is a good strategy mfs after they ambush an American patrol:

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 Рік тому +15

      Womble?

    • @janplays4019
      @janplays4019 Рік тому +22

      @@matthewjones39 all patrol are going to start have b-52, apche, a-10

    • @Yourlocalredneck556
      @Yourlocalredneck556 Рік тому +6

      @@matthewjones39 a patrol not that actual army

  • @Heripurono-td8zb
    @Heripurono-td8zb 3 місяці тому +353

    "Oil found on Antarctica"
    .
    🇺🇸:- "Penguins need democracy"

    • @jayyt9584
      @jayyt9584 2 місяці тому +10

      Not the Penguins 😢😢😢😢

    • @jonathonbrown572
      @jonathonbrown572 Місяць тому +6

      @@jayyt9584 YEAH THE PENGUINS, DEMOCRACY FOR EVERYONE.

  • @Commander_35
    @Commander_35 Рік тому +3576

    "Target spotted 0.5 miles."
    WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILEEEEE

    • @YTiswoke
      @YTiswoke Рік тому +137

      Haha metric-imperial
      Should be 1/2 mile....not 0.5......
      0.5 is metric....

    • @Commander_35
      @Commander_35 Рік тому +246

      @@YTiswoke yes because i don't know what a mile is

    • @comradesocalistfromaustralia
      @comradesocalistfromaustralia Рік тому +76

      makes sense, if America is imperialist why wouldn't they use the imperial measurement system on top of that

    • @YTiswoke
      @YTiswoke Рік тому +10

      @@Commander_35 nor do i 🇨🇦

    • @shovel662
      @shovel662 Рік тому

      @@comradesocalistfromaustralia blame the brits. As all civilized people should.

  • @fossilrex9770
    @fossilrex9770 Рік тому +3677

    As a Mexican, I am proud to be an American

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 Рік тому +140

      Well you are, If you consider 'american' anyone from the American continents.

    • @steellleets1862
      @steellleets1862 Рік тому +182

      As a brazillian i am also proud to be american

    • @Mr.Cheeseburger24
      @Mr.Cheeseburger24 Рік тому +95

      As a European, I am proud you enjoy being American thanks to us :)

    • @jcdenton6427
      @jcdenton6427 Рік тому +64

      @@Mr.Cheeseburger24 Europeans colonized America so technically every european is american 🇪🇺💪🇺🇲

    • @ocelotl4655
      @ocelotl4655 Рік тому

      @@jcdenton6427 not really bud hit the history books. If disrespect the queen here no one gets mad about it, but go to England and say something bad about her and they’ll cut your tongue out 😂😂😂🇺🇸

  • @ea134679
    @ea134679 7 місяців тому +303

    "We found Oil"
    "So, You have chosen Democracy🦅

  • @twandepan
    @twandepan Рік тому +3684

    as a European let me just say I’m glad you’re our allies but also glad you’re on the other side of the pond.

    • @Stiegelzeine
      @Stiegelzeine Рік тому

      As a european i wish we would be allies with russia and that russia would just nuke those idiots away from this world using all their nukes

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger Рік тому +331

      As an American myself. I don’t blame you for that sentiment. 😅

    • @masii22
      @masii22 Рік тому +206

      First European i hear in 4 years in Europe admitting that you still exist because of the American defense budget.

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 Рік тому +82

      Has that ever stopped the freedom train though? 🦅

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Рік тому +134

      @@masii22 I'm European, I shoot guns. We're not so different you and I. Except that 2nd amendment, I want it....

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ Рік тому +1589

    This should be an actual army commercial. Enlistees +300%

    • @theregnarute
      @theregnarute Рік тому

      Still going to be couck saucking cut.snd.pesty fatso's anyways

    • @konstantine381
      @konstantine381 Рік тому +83

      Funny because the army decide to tell us about homosexual shit instead of actual war propaganda

    • @CHROME.FINDER
      @CHROME.FINDER Рік тому +24

      @@konstantine381
      Fr, the marine corps and (unironically) the navy’s adverts are actually pretty good, but the army is just… :/

    • @scorchclasstitan6727
      @scorchclasstitan6727 Рік тому

      Or it would make them hate the US more, look at Uvalde, that’s who they support.

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Рік тому

      @@konstantine381 its working as intented. more gays in the army. less gays in society. very smart way to eliminate them silently.

  • @jorgepconcordia
    @jorgepconcordia Рік тому +2148

    Fun fact: the mbt70/kpz70 prototypes were slow to develop because the US and Germany did not agree on using inches or millimeters for bolt production. In the end, each one did their own and then sent the whole project to the trash.

    • @notastone4832
      @notastone4832 Рік тому +176

      good, fucking hell why anyone would use imperial fasteners is beyond me.. i work on parts at work all the time that are drawn in imperial units, but with metric fasteners..

    • @enriqueperezarce5485
      @enriqueperezarce5485 Рік тому +47

      @@notastone4832 Both systems have pros and cons. Depends on what you need it for

    • @СергейКленовский-ч4ц
      @СергейКленовский-ч4ц Рік тому +241

      @@enriqueperezarce5485 Ye like if you need to feed pigs in your ranch you may want to measure amount of corn in Pounds, but if you want to live in 21st century you better use Metric system. (no offence to imperial measurement system dudes)

    • @DukeofSalt
      @DukeofSalt Рік тому +28

      @@СергейКленовский-ч4ц yeah it actually makes sense

    • @ohmygoshitscole
      @ohmygoshitscole Рік тому +36

      It actually was trashed because it was expensive and overpriced not because of measurement

  • @Greysquirrel98
    @Greysquirrel98 8 місяців тому +57

    “We found oil!!!l
    US: “you found tyranny? You now have a dictator?”

    • @billclark374
      @billclark374 3 місяці тому

      American govt
      Whoa whend that facist get there

  • @edj4843
    @edj4843 Рік тому +1024

    For those curious a mile is approximately 1,893.32138 washing machines long
    Or about 1,920 M4s long

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 Рік тому +68

      Which kind of washing machines? American or European? And what is M4? BMW? Or a gun?

    • @brunoderkameramaa8005
      @brunoderkameramaa8005 Рік тому +46

      damn
      this will be hard to measure in tobleronechoclatebarns😢

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Рік тому +66

      Can I get that in football fields?

    • @PanzerjagerTiger
      @PanzerjagerTiger Рік тому +26

      how many a-10 warhogs?

    • @loch1352
      @loch1352 Рік тому +31

      Approximately 189,628.743 rounds of 30-06 long

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 11 місяців тому +1821

    USA: "So, do you want guns or free healt-"
    Citizens: "Guns."
    USA: "You didn't even let me fin-"
    Citizens: "DID I STUTTER!?"

    • @scottl9660
      @scottl9660 10 місяців тому +16

      My monthly budget for food is about 250 my man

    • @Napoleonic_wars_Fan
      @Napoleonic_wars_Fan 9 місяців тому +43

      @@scottl9660America has no problem with food it’s the healthcare system and how extremely expensive it is

    • @scottl9660
      @scottl9660 9 місяців тому +16

      @@Napoleonic_wars_Fan howdy mate, to be fair there’s 9M children in the US living in poverty I’d argue that food availability is a very much a problem, it’s just not a middle class problem.
      I’ll also concede that America is large enough to have more than one problem at the same time.

    • @dahomiesogga9202
      @dahomiesogga9202 9 місяців тому

      True

    • @Napoleonic_wars_Fan
      @Napoleonic_wars_Fan 9 місяців тому +9

      @@scottl9660 that because of Americas homeless problem. None of those numbers are from “food shortages”

  • @JurassicPark-qn2vl
    @JurassicPark-qn2vl Рік тому +836

    As a Canadian I can confirm this does happen since I hear these noises across the boarder daily

    • @Wrigsthelegend
      @Wrigsthelegend 9 місяців тому +50

      COUNT YOUR DAYS CANADA YOUR NEXT 🦅RAHHH

    • @MayaWaddington-x7n
      @MayaWaddington-x7n 9 місяців тому +9

      @@Wrigsthelegend Should've kept your mouth shut.

    • @Wrigsthelegend
      @Wrigsthelegend 9 місяців тому

      @@MayaWaddington-x7n wdym?

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 9 місяців тому +7

      Considering how y'all conducted yourselves in the Wars, it's on purpose to keep you from getting ideas.
      Also to be ready for Canadian geese

    • @Temporarily_Quit
      @Temporarily_Quit 7 місяців тому +1

      Underrated comment

  • @LegitCardboardBox
    @LegitCardboardBox 7 місяців тому +42

    If my nation doesnt have 12 digits in its defense budget i dont want to live there

    • @emiliospowerballer1441
      @emiliospowerballer1441 4 місяці тому +5

      Murica is about to reach the trillion mark in defense spending. Wtf

    • @Ekdrink
      @Ekdrink Місяць тому

      @@emiliospowerballer1441TOTAL CHICOM DESTRUCTION

  • @Notmethoo-o8d
    @Notmethoo-o8d 11 місяців тому +2122

    Let enemies realise why we don't have free health care 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @fra93ilgrande
      @fra93ilgrande 11 місяців тому +41

      BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT 👹 👊🏻 💥 🛩️

    • @linkerthejedi2575
      @linkerthejedi2575 8 місяців тому +45

      We have free unhealth care

    • @muradhab
      @muradhab 7 місяців тому +4

      Murica🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

    • @evequeseance652
      @evequeseance652 7 місяців тому +1

      Oil is life anyways 😂

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 6 місяців тому +3

      @@muradhabthat is Liberia’s flag btw 😂

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN Рік тому +849

    We may not have healthcare, but we control who lives

    • @ahmadhafizuddin9812
      @ahmadhafizuddin9812 9 місяців тому +45

      this goes hard

    • @Aristocat-123
      @Aristocat-123 8 місяців тому +14

      Is that a good thing brother? There’s people dying because they can’t afford something as simple as insulin

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 8 місяців тому +10

      I have healthcare 😂 That’s a skill issue. Just find a job that provides good healthcare with a small monthly payment.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Nik-rx9rj Needing healthcare is the skill issue

    • @hamzamahmood9565
      @hamzamahmood9565 8 місяців тому +47

      ​@@Aristocat-123 Why do I need insulin if I have 12 supercarrier strike groups??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

  • @dragongaming6967
    @dragongaming6967 Рік тому +1292

    I can feel freedom entering my bloodstream even tho im not American 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲

  • @Sajid-l1d
    @Sajid-l1d 4 місяці тому +30

    someone: We found oil
    USA: We found terrorist

  • @infernal_dragon1355
    @infernal_dragon1355 10 місяців тому +240

    0:10 the "he he he ha " got me Rolling on the floor💀

  • @AlfaTriion
    @AlfaTriion Рік тому +303

    Petition to divert all American healthcare funds towards giving every single American home a predator missile.

    • @tastethecock5203
      @tastethecock5203 Рік тому

      ​@@edilee5909tbh us has highest spending on healthcare per capita , but still not enough for a predator missile to every citizen sadly

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Рік тому +34

      Sorry grandma, our family needs to launch an anti-aircraft missile at a moment's notice.

    • @Random_Goose_NFL
      @Random_Goose_NFL Рік тому +5

      YESSIR

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 Рік тому +13

      Chimneys will be converted to silos, and TV antennas will be paired with a ground to air defense unit. Your garage is now a motor pool for IFV's.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Рік тому +3

      @@jasonbrewer6714 I wanna live in this America. Where can I sign up?

  • @ffoxy235
    @ffoxy235 Рік тому +1784

    Most peaceful NATO members:

    • @Neptune_1337
      @Neptune_1337 Рік тому +80

      when There is Oil In Azerbaijan

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому +9

      Member not members

    • @claireglory
      @claireglory Рік тому +55

      @@sticks_studiosHQ damn its 2023 and grammar nazis still exist. i thought they were extinct like in 2018.

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому +15

      @@claireglory damn it’s 2023 and people make up words that mean absolutely nothing

    • @Tw1st3d_Real1ty
      @Tw1st3d_Real1ty Рік тому +40

      @@sticks_studiosHQ You have no right to correct people when you can't even spell your own sentences right. Let me show you how to write a correct sentence.
      “It's 2023, and people make up words that have no meaning.”

  • @GhostGamer2073
    @GhostGamer2073 8 днів тому +8

    0:10 the clash royale laugh 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @hey_im_brady1285
    @hey_im_brady1285 Рік тому +336

    Fun fact: us Americans can smell oil up to 3 and 1/2 miles away

    • @iseeyou3129
      @iseeyou3129 Рік тому

      can you smell rapeseed oil too?

    • @CyberMatrix-lz8qz
      @CyberMatrix-lz8qz Рік тому +23

      We can smell that from orbit

    • @Avnish787
      @Avnish787 Рік тому +19

      Smells like freedom

    • @ravensfan777
      @ravensfan777 Рік тому +12

      I love oil so much that it brings me to tears thinking of it's sweet beautiful smell 😭😋

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b Рік тому +7

      Translation for the SI-peasants: 5.632704 km

  • @jaydenbrockington4525
    @jaydenbrockington4525 Рік тому +124

    “YOURE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY WE DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE” 😈

  • @ikea_manager_pok
    @ikea_manager_pok Рік тому +1115

    as a non-american, WHAT THE F*CK IS A MILE

    • @pacificfederationpeacekeep999
      @pacificfederationpeacekeep999 Рік тому +158

      Other nations troops in nato be like

    • @eddiemartinez4925
      @eddiemartinez4925 Рік тому +115

      Its equal to about 1.5Km (its just slightly more). You can blame the French and their inability to safely ship across the Atlantic for this. But in all seriousness, although we use miles the Military still uses Kilometer for the sake of our allies. All references you hear to standard are just when they're speaking to fellow American troops.

    • @one23u4
      @one23u4 Рік тому +41

      also feets/ knots/ pounds etc.. wtf?

    • @liamlee8159
      @liamlee8159 Рік тому +5

      @@eddiemartinez4925 🤓

    • @ME262MKI
      @ME262MKI Рік тому +13

      Miles are quite understandable, but "feet"? No way, what the f@#$ is 20000 feet?

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 7 місяців тому +13

    OIL DETECTED
    OBJECTIONS REJECTED
    🇺🇸 😎 🦅

  • @averyharris9949
    @averyharris9949 Рік тому +827

    As an American, we may hate each other and fight because we are so divided, but goddamn, as soon as a non-American insults the United States, we all hand together and form this video.

    • @derpin3576
      @derpin3576 Рік тому +78

      True, I may not agree with your political beliefs, whatever they may be, but you know damn well, that I'll happily fight alongside you against Invaders.

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому +12

      @@derpin3576
      hahahahaha lololol MURICANS LMAO

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 Рік тому

      ​@@derpin3576 when has america ever fought against invaders? America IS the invaders in pretty much every war threy fight

    • @bobvac6044
      @bobvac6044 Рік тому +30

      ​@@MrTaminomimo Gene pool after WWII really got a hold of you huh?

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому +8

      @@bobvac6044
      an Murican talking about a ( gene pool ) ? holy shit am laughing my ass off right now ...
      and am not even german lol

  • @capitalist_bean9844
    @capitalist_bean9844 Рік тому +388

    As an American, I can confirm this is disturbingly true.

    • @josiahR125
      @josiahR125 Рік тому +22

      the guy with the biggest stick gets to define peace.

    • @deformeddoge4453
      @deformeddoge4453 Рік тому +8

      @@josiahR125 I like sticks :)

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 Рік тому

      "disturbingly"
      Time for another ball shock treatment.

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy Рік тому +4

      ​@@deformeddoge4453 🤨📸📸

    • @josiahR125
      @josiahR125 Рік тому

      @@deformeddoge4453 I got a stick for you 😉.

  • @petersmith1104
    @petersmith1104 Рік тому +173

    Sorry if i'm crying guys. An eagle just hit my eye.

    • @MHJ_404
      @MHJ_404 7 місяців тому +6

      *freedom just hit your eye

    • @gokuvegeta7126
      @gokuvegeta7126 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂​@@MHJ_404

  • @dimaalkhouri3723
    @dimaalkhouri3723 7 місяців тому +17

    Bro dropped the hardest American war thunder edit and thought we wouldnt notice🗿

  • @bradendudley1722
    @bradendudley1722 Рік тому +117

    Who knew a colony would become the most powerful nation on earth

    • @rjelruiz5867
      @rjelruiz5867 11 місяців тому +22

      Having geography like the USA's makes you OP by default

    • @Tom-do4vz
      @Tom-do4vz 10 місяців тому

      ​@@rjelruiz5867 factual information 🥂🗿

    • @MayaWaddington-x7n
      @MayaWaddington-x7n 9 місяців тому

      Facts. Theres a really good video explaining that.@@rjelruiz5867

    • @an0N1M921
      @an0N1M921 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@rjelruiz5867 also taking advantage of your weaks Neighbors helps a lot (banana republic)

  • @WW1Historian
    @WW1Historian Рік тому +231

    As an American, I confirm that we drink oil milkshakes everyday.

    • @y4duv33r
      @y4duv33r Рік тому +7

      Literally true

    • @creeperminecraft294
      @creeperminecraft294 Рік тому +4

      soon we will evolve into needing oil to survive

    • @MayaWaddington-x7n
      @MayaWaddington-x7n 9 місяців тому +1

      OILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q 4 місяці тому

      @@MayaWaddington-x7nwhere?

    • @The_texan_tiger
      @The_texan_tiger 2 місяці тому

      @@WW1Historian well, I guess it gives us even more freedom and democracy

  • @OFIR_Kubson
    @OFIR_Kubson Рік тому +199

    You know why Americans were on the moon? Because they’ve smelled oil

    • @man7912
      @man7912 Рік тому

      there ain't no oil on the moon. You argument is invalid

    • @williamnokoe
      @williamnokoe Рік тому +29

      HELL YEAH WE DID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH 😎🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @whil1599
      @whil1599 Рік тому

      @@williamnokoe FUCK YA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅i have stage four cancer and will perish in the upcumming weeks🔥🔥🔥😎😎

    • @Stiegelzeine
      @Stiegelzeine Рік тому

      And the only reason why they were able to go to the moon is because they kidnapped german scientists because their own scientists are only as smart as the average european person

    • @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q 4 місяці тому

      Oil? I wasn’t told about that. Time for us to go back to space

  • @youtubesucks8024
    @youtubesucks8024 Рік тому +2922

    Inhale Freedom, Exhale Patriotism 🦅

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Рік тому +56

      United States of Israel ✡🗽

    • @Baebon6259
      @Baebon6259 Рік тому +102

      @@bdleo300 sounds better than United States of Palestine.

    • @WasiulWahid-ot7cj
      @WasiulWahid-ot7cj Рік тому +7

      dude, your comment makes no sense. like if you are a soyboy who supports isn'treal can't you come up with a better insutlt towards them?

    • @Гокстрой
      @Гокстрой 11 місяців тому +1

      коллективский ответ валирии

    • @-Maverick
      @-Maverick 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@WasiulWahid-ot7cj Isn'treal 🇮🇱💩

  • @Черныйрусский-ь7б
    @Черныйрусский-ь7б 8 місяців тому +7

    🖋️" Старший сержант Григорьев, доложите, что вы видите ?"
    🔭 "Вижу боевой вертолёт Апаче. "
    🖋️ "Так, это боевой вертолет Апаче или человек, идентифицируюший себя как боевой вертолет Апаче ?"
    🔭 "Второе пилотирует первое."
    🖋️ "Это попытка дезинформации ?"
    🔭 "Нет, у них теперь так принято."

  • @xforestx00
    @xforestx00 Рік тому +386

    That falcon screech was very emotional. Thank you I really appreciate for uploading this video, hope you are doing good. Stay blessed never stressed

    • @Objectif101
      @Objectif101 Рік тому

      lmao its an eagle idiot

    • @metalwerke44
      @metalwerke44 Рік тому +4

      *Red-Tailed Hawk Cry

    • @metalwerke44
      @metalwerke44 10 місяців тому

      That's a Red-Tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis), North America's most ubiquitous non-owl bird of prey taxon

    • @GoldcatGaming7889
      @GoldcatGaming7889 10 місяців тому

      Murica

  • @CorbinGiles-cq3ew
    @CorbinGiles-cq3ew 11 місяців тому +127

    I love how my nation's defense budget is only used for offensive weapons.

    • @imjustlookingformywatch
      @imjustlookingformywatch 10 місяців тому +15

      You'll never have to defend if you are capable of launching an offensive in every nation simultaneously.

    • @kajun2983
      @kajun2983 4 місяці тому +9

      the best defense is a good offense😤

    • @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q
      @UnitedStatesofAmerica-n5q 4 місяці тому +3

      You’re welcome

    • @Billy-kg5ix
      @Billy-kg5ix 3 місяці тому

      This is such a confusing comment weapons can be used defensively and offensively

  • @mackenzieweeks5490
    @mackenzieweeks5490 Рік тому +595

    I can see a very noticeable difference in your editing skills and it is fantastic how much you have improved.
    i have been with you since 10k subs and it has been an amazing journey with you so far

  • @ThatOneGeographyGuy-q9o
    @ThatOneGeographyGuy-q9o 4 місяці тому +8

    Random other country: “Oh boy, I sure do love my Oil!” USA: *Death whistle SFX”

  • @MadaPucker
    @MadaPucker Рік тому +94

    War is hell... FOR THEM (LOUD AMERICA NOISES)

  • @landon2050
    @landon2050 Рік тому +50

    "Dont leave till you have changed the goddamn topography of their country" - a qoute i made up with inspiration from HLC

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 9 місяців тому

      "You just earned a lifetime supply of spicy cars. While I'm turning for a full broadside why don't you apologize to mother Earth because I'm about to remove both you and the land you stand on. *_WELCOME TO TOYOTATHON MOTHERFUCKER!"_*

  • @Duzzies-101
    @Duzzies-101 Рік тому +113

    Not an American but I can just feel the freedom emanating from this.

  • @googull4778
    @googull4778 19 днів тому +3

    A kilometer is what the enemy uses to measure how far away freedom is from liberating it from its oppressive oil… I mean dictatorship. (Damnit, stick to the script!)

  • @cheezyskulls2395
    @cheezyskulls2395 Рік тому +119

    Complete air, land, and sea superiority. Just the way God intended

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Рік тому

      Supremacy*
      The USAF doesn't settle for air superiority.

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo Рік тому +131

    My dad was an Apache pilot in and Afghanistan. He said the Taliban would see the Apache and run for their fucking lives. They were scared to death of it.

    • @peegoblin8372
      @peegoblin8372 Рік тому +5

      They saw it? form what ive seen the I thought Tablian didn't even notice until it's too late

    • @Chomta
      @Chomta 7 місяців тому

      Did they crash a plan in a building?

    • @michlo3393
      @michlo3393 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Chomta The phrase "aided and abetted" is what you're looking for friend.

    • @andryr2884
      @andryr2884 24 дні тому

      And yet, you guys have lost in Afghanistan, the talibans are still there

    • @FNWendigo
      @FNWendigo 24 дні тому

      @@andryr2884 Right we ran roughshod over the whole country for 20 years, killing the shit out of everything, got bored and left the Afghanistan government with a 250,000 man army that we trained and equipped that collapsed because they were pussies.
      “Lost.”

  • @_Majki_2137
    @_Majki_2137 Рік тому +47

    Kilometer: Why can't you just be normal?
    U.S: AUTISTIC SCREAMS + FIREARM NOISES

    • @Yourlocalredneck556
      @Yourlocalredneck556 Рік тому

      HEHEHEHA

    • @seanlowder6199
      @seanlowder6199 Рік тому

      😂

    • @Vacerous
      @Vacerous Рік тому +1

      Trump: And our autistic screams and gun noises will be the best and loudest.

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 Рік тому

      @bum_fozman7068. K? xD

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 Рік тому

      @bum_fozman7068. Wachu talkin abt schizo? Just take your pills or smthn

  • @Meme.calculator
    @Meme.calculator 7 місяців тому +5

    CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM AT ITS FINEST
    🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @jackblaisdell4097
    @jackblaisdell4097 10 місяців тому +284

    Cut all welfare. Triple the Military

    • @fra93ilgrande
      @fra93ilgrande 10 місяців тому +31

      RAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥 🦅🇺🇸

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 7 місяців тому +6

      Democracy wills it

    • @NoeLuna-cd4dy
      @NoeLuna-cd4dy 6 місяців тому +1

      Lol😂nah bro we good already big man.

    • @BannedSports
      @BannedSports 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@NoeLuna-cd4dy
      I know right 😂 We can already conquer the entire world if we wanted to, even without using nukes 😂

  • @TheGranicd
    @TheGranicd Рік тому +190

    Eastern Syria oil fields right now be like:

    • @sc7440
      @sc7440 Рік тому +29

      for freedom🦅🛢️🛢️🦅

    • @arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890
      @arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 Рік тому +12

      @@sc7440 America has been totally self-reliant and a big oil supplier even before Iraq truly got invaded but whatever throw the facts out of the window. 😂

    • @pwn5047
      @pwn5047 Рік тому +23

      @@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 yes, yes, like weapons of mass destruction?

    • @kushaliyersharma9688
      @kushaliyersharma9688 Рік тому +8

      @@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 US consumes more oil than they produce.

    • @arizonabusinessleague918
      @arizonabusinessleague918 Рік тому

      You mean the Turks?

  • @xphxntomx
    @xphxntomx Рік тому +64

    As an American Citizen, I can confirm we do NOT know what the f*ck a "kilometer" is.

    • @keepslayingthedayaway
      @keepslayingthedayaway Рік тому

      Seriously, what is this gibberish word people are saying.

    • @xphxntomx
      @xphxntomx Рік тому +2

      @@keepslayingthedayaway I guess it makes it sound like they’re going faster than they really are.

  • @PringlesMaster2003
    @PringlesMaster2003 20 днів тому +3

    United States 10 Seconds After Someone Finds Oil That Country Gone

  • @HyperformA1
    @HyperformA1 Рік тому +128

    Fun fact: America's defense budget is more than 18 of its allies combined.

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому

      it will be a shame if it's not ... the zionists that are ruling your country are literally printing money and taking the advantage from the world order they are possessing rn
      and you are still obliged to pay taxes and no free healthcare LMAO

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 Рік тому +3

      too simplistic to think about it that way, purchasing power parity exists.

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 Рік тому +15

      ​@@sugandesenuds6663pure cope, more is more no need to consume copium and talk about "muh purchasing power parity"

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 Рік тому +15

      @@animo9050 yes americas defense budget is 18x times bigger than the one of their allies, but americas economy is also much larger, the US has the same GDP as the entire EU.

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 Рік тому +8

      @@sugandesenuds6663
      .....yes we have a better economy and thus a larger military budget

  • @lajoyalobos2009
    @lajoyalobos2009 Рік тому +246

    It's crazy that this more or less actually happened in Syria in 2018 and is known as the Battle of Kasham. A bunch of Wagner troops found out why we don't have free healthcare the hard way. They were curbstomped in the most lopsided way possible, with US forces only suffering a single sprained ankle but piled up multiple Wagner corpses. Mattis even broke out the B-52s because why the hell not. In the end, Wagner gave its surviving troops medals just for surviving.

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman Рік тому +39

      If u read the battle report, the Wag didn’t expect the full wrath of USAF and all bunch up together. Let’s just say the AC-130 operators and bomber’s crew have a field day and it was gibs and bodypart raining that day

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 Рік тому +26

      @@bolobalamani quote one wagner guy who was at the battle „the yankees made their point“

    • @CapSora
      @CapSora 11 місяців тому +10

      Free un-healthcare

    • @aowo5052
      @aowo5052 11 місяців тому

      Посмотри как Вагнер драл твоих петухов джонов в бахмуте) или закинься бургером, вставь флаг сша в жопу и кричи слава кукраине

    • @pcman--5326
      @pcman--5326 10 місяців тому

      tbh honest i like to choose free healthcare then FREEEDOM

  • @thecringeinspector5636
    @thecringeinspector5636 Рік тому +90

    As a freedom loving Czech, I absolutely love this.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Рік тому +1

      Adoring euroslaves

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 Рік тому +10

      @@bdleo300 You've clearly never heard of the EU.

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 10 місяців тому

      @@bdleo300 Just because you disagree with their form of governing doesn't make them any less democratic. May I remind you some believe not having a direct democracy is enough to exclude others from that list. Doesn't make their opinion any less dogshit. If you knew anything you'd be able to target the parliamentary democracy of the Czech republic, and not the EU as a whole. The EU is both a political and economic union you dingus.

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 10 місяців тому

      @@thecringeinspector5636 The Czech government feels like a mix of UK and US governmental bodies with a lot of its own ideas mixed in. Unlike the united states, power between parties rotate pretty regularly. You also have a lot of academic and religious freedoms just like the united states.

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 10 місяців тому

      @@jasonbrewer6714 Hell yea

  • @boog3005
    @boog3005 19 днів тому +2

    WW3 is going to sound exactly like a 2009 COD MW2 lobby voice chat

  • @chattyknight9559
    @chattyknight9559 11 місяців тому +93

    POV Yemen 2024

    • @chattyknight9559
      @chattyknight9559 10 місяців тому +6

      It's happening

    • @MayaWaddington-x7n
      @MayaWaddington-x7n 9 місяців тому

      just leave the boats alone FFS.@@chattyknight9559

    • @dipanwitamandal7289
      @dipanwitamandal7289 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@chattyknight9559 lessss gooooooooo I fully support this us decision lol

  • @MegaWillinator
    @MegaWillinator 11 місяців тому +25

    POV: You discover first hand what "Shock and Awe" really means

  • @hampterofficial
    @hampterofficial Рік тому +69

    0:59 This honestly looked like something straight out of a movie.

    • @thechaozrevenger404
      @thechaozrevenger404 Рік тому +4

      It makes me think of the Battlefield 3 "Going Hunting" mission

    • @PyroBlonde7777
      @PyroBlonde7777 Рік тому +2

      I wish we got a desert storm short film from all the streamers like we got with Midway.

  • @Gameknight2169
    @Gameknight2169 4 місяці тому +12

    "PATTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
    "sir this is a missile"
    "ehhhh potato potato just fire it"

  • @Nightingale.Industries
    @Nightingale.Industries Рік тому +264

    God I love having a defense budget thats more than SK, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Germany, France, Russia, UK, India, and China, combined

  • @OldinaryChimera
    @OldinaryChimera Рік тому +91

    I'm afraid to say that I found oil in my garden and that the whole American army will come

    • @Denni422
      @Denni422 Рік тому +20

      Dont worry, they already know and are on the way to your house.
      The A-10 just takes a bit longer so it might take a little while

    • @francoiscamy5066
      @francoiscamy5066 Рік тому

      Don't worry, CIA will try to remove you first.

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 Рік тому +1

      WHERE OIL??????

    • @Hicks248
      @Hicks248 Рік тому +3

      I think you need democraty and Freedom

    • @Maytrixwasheree
      @Maytrixwasheree Рік тому

      Just a little question, are you still alive?

  • @Wwjd606
    @Wwjd606 10 місяців тому +75

    This is way better than free health care

  • @FrogoBago
    @FrogoBago Місяць тому +13

    0:29 that he he he got me rolling

  • @ElmoIsMySavior12
    @ElmoIsMySavior12 Рік тому +28

    For anyone looking for the song, it's called "On some cash shit"

  • @asdv-gm4yy
    @asdv-gm4yy Рік тому +42

    Can't have a humanitarian crisis without humans!

  • @NEON-bq5vh
    @NEON-bq5vh 11 місяців тому +14

    some girl: why aliens are not visiting us? we are so awsome

  • @itsreapernecrosis2215
    @itsreapernecrosis2215 4 дні тому +2

    I'll starve to death before I ever see an A-10 warthog go hungry 😎

    • @manhack1090
      @manhack1090 22 години тому

      Holy fuck,this goes hard.

  • @StrikeEagle713
    @StrikeEagle713 Рік тому +20

    "Would you like 30mm or do you want us to put a missile in there ?"
    *YES.*

    • @Vacerous
      @Vacerous Рік тому +1

      The appropriate question is, how fine do you want your pink mist?

    • @The_texan_tiger
      @The_texan_tiger 2 місяці тому

      @@Vacerous pink mist? I want all of it! 😂

  • @mosterchife6045
    @mosterchife6045 Рік тому +67

    This video's single-handedly gonna increase military recruitment rates by 100% 💀

  • @ace_121
    @ace_121 Рік тому +24

    bro dropped the hardest unfree healthcare edit and thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @mohammadmudasirbaba6272
    @mohammadmudasirbaba6272 2 місяці тому +5

    USSR: "Our oil. "
    USA: "Democracy 🦅"

  • @josephwilliams5292
    @josephwilliams5292 Рік тому +16

    “Would you like 30mm or do you want us to put a missile in there?” It’s like a chef asking what temperature you want your steak lmao

    • @theenigma8683
      @theenigma8683 Рік тому +5

      Listen, that chopper crew just wants to give the best customer service. You can't really blame them, they need that 5 star on Yelp.

  • @fearlesspotato3429
    @fearlesspotato3429 11 місяців тому +27

    0:28 the most unrealistic part is that the turret didn't become part of the Russian space program

    • @SonnyPlayz2-wo7jx
      @SonnyPlayz2-wo7jx 3 місяці тому

      Well thats the thing it did, thats russian orbit mate.

  • @DarkHeaven99
    @DarkHeaven99 Рік тому +14

    "We found OIL. "
    Murica: "So you've tasted Oil. Now it's time for you to taste fREedOm & DemOcRacy"

  • @Repolho95
    @Repolho95 5 місяців тому +11

    0:46 POV: usa finds a third world country

  • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
    @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Рік тому +445

    Kilometer is not just a way of measurement
    Its a middle finger to the US
    Edit : I accidently triggered another Cold War

    • @tyramirez6628
      @tyramirez6628 Рік тому +79

      Lets see your kilometer put a man on the moon 💪😪🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @emmerad
      @emmerad Рік тому +55

      @@tyramirez6628 we already did in 1969

    • @plazmaguy13yago9
      @plazmaguy13yago9 Рік тому

      @@tyramirez6628 nasa uses and used the metric system
      Also dont take credit for the hard work of nazi scientists

    • @Phoenix1.s
      @Phoenix1.s Рік тому +6

      @@emmerad and none of those were built In your country it was from the ussr or us

    • @emmerad
      @emmerad Рік тому +81

      @@Phoenix1.s the engineers still used metric

  • @willy_boi183
    @willy_boi183 Рік тому +20

    Enemy country: we're going to invade and there's nothing you can do.
    America: I got 766 billion reasons why you shouldn't...

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Рік тому

      No one is invading Murica, Murica is invading entire world... except their masters in Israel ofc.

  • @outisnemo555
    @outisnemo555 Рік тому +11

    Random middle eastern country: we discovered oil.
    US: time to bomb a wedding.

  • @KoiaruTan
    @KoiaruTan 4 місяці тому +7

    I love how my $5,000 tax liability helped pay for one of those big booms 😁

    • @fra93ilgrande
      @fra93ilgrande 4 місяці тому

      RAAAAAAAAAAH 🔥 🦅🇺🇸

  • @TheOriginalThEBLanK
    @TheOriginalThEBLanK Рік тому +101

    Great video, but you forgot a Warrior getting strafed by an A-10.

  • @Günther_the_Vehicon
    @Günther_the_Vehicon Рік тому +15

    If space force comes back, and we get the correct technology, We're gonna build an entire death star and five trillion star destroyers

  • @United_states-16
    @United_states-16 2 місяці тому +3

    “SNIFF SNIFF” I SMELL…I SMELL PATRIOTISM!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @haydenmay7861
    @haydenmay7861 Рік тому +43

    for any Americans who don't know, a kilometer is 2237 rounds of 5.56 laid end to end. I know that's a really big number so it's also just over 100 abrams. I know most Americans can't actually count past 12 but the smallest equivalent I could find is 33 1/3 ac-130 end-to-end.
    This is a joke but those numbers are fairly accurate, 100 abrams is a bit off but i like the round number

    • @umpaumpagt841
      @umpaumpagt841 Рік тому +8

      I think I now know what a kilometer looks like🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 Рік тому

      @@umpaumpagt841it looks like the steaming end of a .50 cal mama deuce

    • @Stiegelzeine
      @Stiegelzeine Рік тому

      Or easier said a kilometer is 1 million centimeters because unlike the stupid old units americans use metric is logical but americans dont know logic

    • @ctmme
      @ctmme Рік тому +1

      A kilometer is exactly 1000 M16A4 guns.

  • @Mysterion557
    @Mysterion557 Рік тому +22

    this video is better for Air Force recruitment than the actual Air Force Recruitment videos

  • @SirEpifire
    @SirEpifire Рік тому +13

    That oil isn't just gonna barrel itself over here on it's own.

    • @smokeymcpot1799
      @smokeymcpot1799 Рік тому

      Or we could just barrel our own oil... Instead of fighting Israel's wars for more expensive oil. Nothing like lining the pockets of foreign interests while making your citizen's lives harder at home. Our military bots are a special breed.

    • @SirEpifire
      @SirEpifire Рік тому

      @@smokeymcpot1799 But what's the fun in that? That'd be too easy!

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 11 днів тому +1

    Kill-o-meter? Yeah, we got those, but we just call it the kill counter.

  • @arthurshu735
    @arthurshu735 11 місяців тому +10

    This depicts the average American's intrusive thoughts perfectly.

  • @Spectacles1
    @Spectacles1 Рік тому +14

    THE FUCK IS KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

  • @sc7440
    @sc7440 Рік тому +79

    How can a video be this realistic😂 really great job

    • @daddydoom1957
      @daddydoom1957 Рік тому +1

      Cinema level graphics settings in warthunder. That's how. I run the game this way for fun kekw.

  • @CedarLakeRailfanner
    @CedarLakeRailfanner 4 місяці тому +7

    Watching this on July 4th just hits different literally

  • @eastmsvie
    @eastmsvie Рік тому +25

    someone: you cant combine a cinematic video with a meme one
    the meme cinematic video: