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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2023
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  • @tartartartartar2731
    @tartartartartar2731 11 місяців тому +6766

    "We found Oil"
    "No , you found Freedom🦅"

    • @Ace_1776
      @Ace_1776 8 місяців тому +222

      Uh oh. YOU JUST SAID OIL!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! FREEDOM IS ON ITS WAY!!!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

    • @Tellu007
      @Tellu007 7 місяців тому +56

      "No, you found violence"

    • @Minizu4
      @Minizu4 6 місяців тому +53

      USA in another universe: Your oil, more like OUR oil

    • @comandobasado
      @comandobasado 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Tellu007are u stupid? It's sarcasm

    • @Heisenberg-iy9vp
      @Heisenberg-iy9vp 6 місяців тому +34

      GOD BLESS MURICA RAAAAAAH!!! ANNEX CANADA RAAAAAAAAH 🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥

  • @user-ky3ic4td4b
    @user-ky3ic4td4b Рік тому +22558

    God I love my nation’s defense budget.

    • @lordhickory3322
      @lordhickory3322 Рік тому +931

      you are paying for it ;)

    • @Blackearbaiya
      @Blackearbaiya Рік тому +2628

      More like offense budget

    • @apex_blue
      @apex_blue Рік тому +768

      I liked it more when the it was more honest. Of course I referring to the fact it used be called the Department of War, not Department of Defense.

    • @wotisaname8668
      @wotisaname8668 Рік тому +789

      Enemy bouta find out why we dont have healthcare

    • @Zach.3246
      @Zach.3246 Рік тому +180

      @@lordhickory3322And I’m glad I am

  • @ballslinger3000
    @ballslinger3000 5 місяців тому +976

    “SIR, ENEMYS IN THAT DIRECTION!”
    “Copy that, removing that direction”

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Місяць тому +2

      *enemies

    • @Unknown_user2986t
      @Unknown_user2986t Місяць тому +11

      ​@@BreadGood_21🤓

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Місяць тому

      @@Unknown_user2986t 🏳️‍🌈☝️
      (You)

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Місяць тому

      ☝️🏳️‍🌈@@Unknown_user2986t

    • @platchet
      @platchet Місяць тому +12

      @@BreadGood_21clearly you didnt go to american public school if you can spell enemies right 💀

  • @youtubesucks8024
    @youtubesucks8024 7 місяців тому +2010

    Inhale Freedom, Exhale Patriotism 🦅

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 6 місяців тому +40

      United States of Israel ✡🗽

    • @Baebon6259
      @Baebon6259 6 місяців тому +70

      @@bdleo300 sounds better than United States of Palestine.

    • @WasiulWahid-ot7cj
      @WasiulWahid-ot7cj 5 місяців тому +6

      dude, your comment makes no sense. like if you are a soyboy who supports isn'treal can't you come up with a better insutlt towards them?

    • @user-lm4yk3rc8r
      @user-lm4yk3rc8r 4 місяці тому +1

      коллективский ответ валирии

    • @-Maverick
      @-Maverick 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@WasiulWahid-ot7cj Isn'treal 🇮🇱💩

  • @jedrzejstepien1621
    @jedrzejstepien1621 Рік тому +6606

    % of oil in my blood is increasing rapidly

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Рік тому +150

      I love cholestrol plaques in my blood vessels.

    • @clednplz2294
      @clednplz2294 Рік тому +305

      Did you say *OIL*

    • @Crin3122
      @Crin3122 Рік тому +1

      MURICA IS BEST! SUCK IT UK!!

    • @GetRickrolled11
      @GetRickrolled11 Рік тому +163

      Omg we got a oil producing human in here
      Edit: USA wants to know your location

    • @wofenstein
      @wofenstein Рік тому +91

      bro is fuel injected 💀

  • @ihsanauliarahman1057
    @ihsanauliarahman1057 Рік тому +12488

    Dear Americans, thank you for sacrificing your health budget so we can see this spectacle

    • @seslos
      @seslos 11 місяців тому +1212

      Im bouta show you why America doesnt have free healthcare 🦅

    • @unskilledpro2223
      @unskilledpro2223 11 місяців тому

      Funny thing is Americas % spending on healthcare is significantly higher than anyone elses. Which makes it even more impressive that they can afford this shit.

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 10 місяців тому

      @@timmy6890 If you're a real American you wouldn't die from a shooting, you'd pull out your trusty M249 SAW to defend yourself!

    • @donaldjdeump
      @donaldjdeump 10 місяців тому +169

      @@timmy6890stop disrespecting my beautiful America

    • @timmy6890
      @timmy6890 10 місяців тому +46

      @@donaldjdeump okay

  • @JurassicPark-qn2vl
    @JurassicPark-qn2vl 7 місяців тому +549

    As a Canadian I can confirm this does happen since I hear these noises across the boarder daily

    • @Wrigsthelegend
      @Wrigsthelegend 3 місяці тому +30

      COUNT YOUR DAYS CANADA YOUR NEXT 🦅RAHHH

    • @user-jp6ij1uk4y
      @user-jp6ij1uk4y 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Wrigsthelegend Should've kept your mouth shut.

    • @Wrigsthelegend
      @Wrigsthelegend 3 місяці тому

      @@user-jp6ij1uk4y wdym?

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 2 місяці тому +6

      Considering how y'all conducted yourselves in the Wars, it's on purpose to keep you from getting ideas.
      Also to be ready for Canadian geese

    • @Czestoamas
      @Czestoamas 25 днів тому +1

      Underrated comment

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo 8 місяців тому +92

    My dad was an Apache pilot in and Afghanistan. He said the Taliban would see the Apache and run for their fucking lives. They were scared to death of it.

    • @peegoblin8372
      @peegoblin8372 7 місяців тому +3

      They saw it? form what ive seen the I thought Tablian didn't even notice until it's too late

    • @Chomta
      @Chomta 27 днів тому

      Did they crash a plan in a building?

    • @JUST_YOUR_AVERAGE_EGG
      @JUST_YOUR_AVERAGE_EGG 27 днів тому

      💀

    • @michlo3393
      @michlo3393 17 днів тому +1

      @@Chomta The phrase "aided and abetted" is what you're looking for friend.

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 Рік тому +10417

    Man if WW3 actually kicked off, I bet there would be meme edits of T72's getting their turret blown off with fart reverb

    • @ascherlafayette8572
      @ascherlafayette8572 Рік тому +1028

      There already are given the Ukraine situation lmao

    • @Xavier28200
      @Xavier28200 Рік тому +424

      Jesus Christ the internet if there was a world war 3 would be a civil war and Chinese hackers go crazy mode

    • @caratomlinson3552
      @caratomlinson3552 Рік тому +294

      ​@@Xavier28200 embarrassing name

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s Рік тому +88

      not sure it'd last long enough for anyone to make said meme. ⚛

    • @MyparrotTwister
      @MyparrotTwister Рік тому

      i bet your fucking liberal glances on world would pay off knowing your nation destroyed a couple in one fucking century faggot

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Рік тому +8899

    If this was the recruiting video for every branch of the military, they would no longer be understaffed.

    • @theregnarute
      @theregnarute Рік тому +114

      Understaffed with ersties no less.. Good luck and good night

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 Рік тому +292

      @@theregnarute Always that one guy to bring diversity into it

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim Рік тому +65

      @@brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 no its ersity

    • @damien2670
      @damien2670 Рік тому +111

      No, they will not do it, they have to promote LGTV, LGBT whatever

    • @rue2414
      @rue2414 Рік тому +38

      @@damien2670 what r u talking about

  • @Shaktivarrier
    @Shaktivarrier 4 місяці тому +363

    Let enemies realise why we don't have free health care 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 5 місяців тому +929

    USA: "So, do you want guns or free healt-"
    Citizens: "Guns."
    USA: "You didn't even let me fin-"
    Citizens: "DID I STUTTER!?"

    • @scottl9660
      @scottl9660 3 місяці тому +6

      My monthly budget for food is about 250 my man

    • @Napoleonic_wars_Fan
      @Napoleonic_wars_Fan 3 місяці тому +18

      @@scottl9660America has no problem with food it’s the healthcare system and how extremely expensive it is

    • @scottl9660
      @scottl9660 3 місяці тому +7

      @@Napoleonic_wars_Fan howdy mate, to be fair there’s 9M children in the US living in poverty I’d argue that food availability is a very much a problem, it’s just not a middle class problem.
      I’ll also concede that America is large enough to have more than one problem at the same time.

    • @dahomiesogga9202
      @dahomiesogga9202 3 місяці тому

      True

    • @Napoleonic_wars_Fan
      @Napoleonic_wars_Fan 3 місяці тому +5

      @@scottl9660 that because of Americas homeless problem. None of those numbers are from “food shortages”

  • @twandepan
    @twandepan 9 місяців тому +3392

    as a European let me just say I’m glad you’re our allies but also glad you’re on the other side of the pond.

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 8 місяців тому

      As a european i wish we would be allies with russia and that russia would just nuke those idiots away from this world using all their nukes

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger 7 місяців тому +298

      As an American myself. I don’t blame you for that sentiment. 😅

    • @masii22
      @masii22 7 місяців тому +178

      First European i hear in 4 years in Europe admitting that you still exist because of the American defense budget.

    • @60sspider-man29
      @60sspider-man29 7 місяців тому +71

      Has that ever stopped the freedom train though? 🦅

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 7 місяців тому +124

      @@masii22 I'm European, I shoot guns. We're not so different you and I. Except that 2nd amendment, I want it....

  • @MrAwsomenoob
    @MrAwsomenoob Рік тому +2700

    POV: you thought you could over run a small American outpost.

    • @basketcase775
      @basketcase775 Рік тому +256

      Wagner POV

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Рік тому +164

      Guerrilla warfare is a good strategy mfs after they ambush an American patrol:

    • @no-mads21st23
      @no-mads21st23 Рік тому +12

      Womble?

    • @janplays4019
      @janplays4019 Рік тому +19

      @@matthewjones39 all patrol are going to start have b-52, apche, a-10

    • @Yourlocalredneck556
      @Yourlocalredneck556 Рік тому +6

      @@matthewjones39 a patrol not that actual army

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 6 місяців тому +231

    We may not have healthcare, but we control who lives

    • @ahmadhafizuddin9812
      @ahmadhafizuddin9812 3 місяці тому +14

      this goes hard

    • @T-800skynett
      @T-800skynett 2 місяці тому +5

      Is that a good thing brother? There’s people dying because they can’t afford something as simple as insulin

    • @Nik-rx9rj
      @Nik-rx9rj 2 місяці тому +5

      I have healthcare 😂 That’s a skill issue. Just find a job that provides good healthcare with a small monthly payment.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Nik-rx9rj Needing healthcare is the skill issue

    • @hamzamahmood9565
      @hamzamahmood9565 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@T-800skynett Why do I need insulin if I have 12 supercarrier strike groups??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

  • @petersmith1104
    @petersmith1104 8 місяців тому +141

    Sorry if i'm crying guys. An eagle just hit my eye.

    • @Lizard-yn2ut
      @Lizard-yn2ut Місяць тому +1

      Oh God LOL :D

    • @MHJ_404
      @MHJ_404 22 дні тому +2

      *freedom just hit your eye

  • @Commander_Koyke
    @Commander_Koyke Рік тому +3269

    "Target spotted 0.5 miles."
    WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILEEEEE

    • @YTiswoke
      @YTiswoke Рік тому +126

      Haha metric-imperial
      Should be 1/2 mile....not 0.5......
      0.5 is metric....

    • @Commander_Koyke
      @Commander_Koyke Рік тому +232

      @@YTiswoke yes because i don't know what a mile is

    • @comradesocalistfromaustralia
      @comradesocalistfromaustralia Рік тому +71

      makes sense, if America is imperialist why wouldn't they use the imperial measurement system on top of that

    • @YTiswoke
      @YTiswoke Рік тому +9

      @@Commander_Koyke nor do i 🇨🇦

    • @shovel662
      @shovel662 Рік тому

      @@comradesocalistfromaustralia blame the brits. As all civilized people should.

  • @ffoxy235
    @ffoxy235 Рік тому +1505

    Most peaceful NATO members:

    • @Neptune_1337
      @Neptune_1337 Рік тому +76

      when There is Oil In Azerbaijan

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому +8

      Member not members

    • @claireglory
      @claireglory Рік тому +49

      @@sticks_studiosHQ damn its 2023 and grammar nazis still exist. i thought they were extinct like in 2018.

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ Рік тому +14

      @@claireglory damn it’s 2023 and people make up words that mean absolutely nothing

    • @Tw1st3d_Real1ty
      @Tw1st3d_Real1ty Рік тому +36

      @@sticks_studiosHQ You have no right to correct people when you can't even spell your own sentences right. Let me show you how to write a correct sentence.
      “It's 2023, and people make up words that have no meaning.”

  • @MadaPucker
    @MadaPucker 8 місяців тому +69

    War is hell... FOR THEM (LOUD AMERICA NOISES)

  • @jackblaisdell4097
    @jackblaisdell4097 4 місяці тому +93

    Cut all welfare. Triple the Military

  • @coxyhasacoke
    @coxyhasacoke Рік тому +4978

    Unironically... goes fucking hard. Bless the BF3 references and audio usage bro, this shit slaps. Great work

  • @Reedempter
    @Reedempter Рік тому +6724

    And remember fellas, there's never a thing called "too much freedom".🇺🇸🦅

    • @ChristisLord31
      @ChristisLord31 Рік тому +58

      But there is a thing as too much tyranny.

    • @Ex-memegodita
      @Ex-memegodita Рік тому +349

      @@ChristisLord31 do you mean communism pal! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

    • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
      @dragutintheslav-veliki790 Рік тому +239

      @@Ex-memegodita Freedom is a lot better than that C word 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @ChristisLord31
      @ChristisLord31 Рік тому

      @@Ex-memegodita i mean whatever the hell america is doing is NOT freedom.

    • @nonsuspiciouscolour
      @nonsuspiciouscolour Рік тому

      freedom isnt exclusive to america. if anything its the opposite. abortion is banned in many us states.

  • @asdv-gm4yy
    @asdv-gm4yy 8 місяців тому +35

    Can't have a humanitarian crisis without humans!

  • @infernal_dragon1355
    @infernal_dragon1355 3 місяці тому +41

    0:10 the "he he he ha " got me Rolling on the floor💀

  • @fossilrex9770
    @fossilrex9770 Рік тому +3411

    As a Mexican, I am proud to be an American

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 Рік тому +121

      Well you are, If you consider 'american' anyone from the American continents.

    • @steellleets1862
      @steellleets1862 11 місяців тому +161

      As a brazillian i am also proud to be american

    • @Mr.Cheeseburger24
      @Mr.Cheeseburger24 11 місяців тому +85

      As a European, I am proud you enjoy being American thanks to us :)

    • @jcdenton6427
      @jcdenton6427 10 місяців тому +54

      @@Mr.Cheeseburger24 Europeans colonized America so technically every european is american 🇪🇺💪🇺🇲

    • @ocelotl4655
      @ocelotl4655 10 місяців тому

      @@jcdenton6427 not really bud hit the history books. If disrespect the queen here no one gets mad about it, but go to England and say something bad about her and they’ll cut your tongue out 😂😂😂🇺🇸

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ Рік тому +1444

    This should be an actual army commercial. Enlistees +300%

    • @theregnarute
      @theregnarute Рік тому

      Still going to be couck saucking cut.snd.pesty fatso's anyways

    • @konstantine381
      @konstantine381 Рік тому +76

      Funny because the army decide to tell us about homosexual shit instead of actual war propaganda

    • @CHROME.FINDER
      @CHROME.FINDER 11 місяців тому +23

      @@konstantine381
      Fr, the marine corps and (unironically) the navy’s adverts are actually pretty good, but the army is just… :/

    • @scorchclasstitan6727
      @scorchclasstitan6727 11 місяців тому

      Or it would make them hate the US more, look at Uvalde, that’s who they support.

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd 11 місяців тому

      @@konstantine381 its working as intented. more gays in the army. less gays in society. very smart way to eliminate them silently.

  • @thecringeinspector5636
    @thecringeinspector5636 8 місяців тому +83

    As a freedom loving Czech, I absolutely love this.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 6 місяців тому +1

      Adoring euroslaves

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 6 місяців тому +10

      @@bdleo300 You've clearly never heard of the EU.

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 3 місяці тому

      @@bdleo300 Just because you disagree with their form of governing doesn't make them any less democratic. May I remind you some believe not having a direct democracy is enough to exclude others from that list. Doesn't make their opinion any less dogshit. If you knew anything you'd be able to target the parliamentary democracy of the Czech republic, and not the EU as a whole. The EU is both a political and economic union you dingus.

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 3 місяці тому

      @@thecringeinspector5636 The Czech government feels like a mix of UK and US governmental bodies with a lot of its own ideas mixed in. Unlike the united states, power between parties rotate pretty regularly. You also have a lot of academic and religious freedoms just like the united states.

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 3 місяці тому

      @@jasonbrewer6714 Hell yea

  • @lajoyalobos2009
    @lajoyalobos2009 6 місяців тому +192

    It's crazy that this more or less actually happened in Syria in 2018 and is known as the Battle of Kasham. A bunch of Wagner troops found out why we don't have free healthcare the hard way. They were curbstomped in the most lopsided way possible, with US forces only suffering a single sprained ankle but piled up multiple Wagner corpses. Mattis even broke out the B-52s because why the hell not. In the end, Wagner gave its surviving troops medals just for surviving.

    • @bolobalaman
      @bolobalaman 5 місяців тому +31

      If u read the battle report, the Wag didn’t expect the full wrath of USAF and all bunch up together. Let’s just say the AC-130 operators and bomber’s crew have a field day and it was gibs and bodypart raining that day

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 5 місяців тому +17

      @@bolobalamani quote one wagner guy who was at the battle „the yankees made their point“

    • @CapSora
      @CapSora 5 місяців тому +7

      Free un-healthcare

    • @aowo5052
      @aowo5052 4 місяці тому

      Посмотри как Вагнер драл твоих петухов джонов в бахмуте) или закинься бургером, вставь флаг сша в жопу и кричи слава кукраине

    • @pcman--5326
      @pcman--5326 4 місяці тому

      tbh honest i like to choose free healthcare then FREEEDOM

  • @jorgepconcordia
    @jorgepconcordia Рік тому +1980

    Fun fact: the mbt70/kpz70 prototypes were slow to develop because the US and Germany did not agree on using inches or millimeters for bolt production. In the end, each one did their own and then sent the whole project to the trash.

    • @notastone4832
      @notastone4832 Рік тому +163

      good, fucking hell why anyone would use imperial fasteners is beyond me.. i work on parts at work all the time that are drawn in imperial units, but with metric fasteners..

    • @enriqueperezarce5485
      @enriqueperezarce5485 Рік тому +41

      @@notastone4832 Both systems have pros and cons. Depends on what you need it for

    • @user-gi5el4sc3t
      @user-gi5el4sc3t Рік тому +225

      @@enriqueperezarce5485 Ye like if you need to feed pigs in your ranch you may want to measure amount of corn in Pounds, but if you want to live in 21st century you better use Metric system. (no offence to imperial measurement system dudes)

    • @DukeofSalt
      @DukeofSalt Рік тому +24

      @@user-gi5el4sc3t yeah it actually makes sense

    • @ohmygoshitscole
      @ohmygoshitscole Рік тому +33

      It actually was trashed because it was expensive and overpriced not because of measurement

  • @edj4843
    @edj4843 Рік тому +835

    For those curious a mile is approximately 1,893.32138 washing machines long
    Or about 1,920 M4s long

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 Рік тому +56

      Which kind of washing machines? American or European? And what is M4? BMW? Or a gun?

    • @brunoderkameramaa8005
      @brunoderkameramaa8005 Рік тому +40

      damn
      this will be hard to measure in tobleronechoclatebarns😢

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Рік тому +54

      Can I get that in football fields?

    • @PanzerjagerTiger
      @PanzerjagerTiger Рік тому +21

      how many a-10 warhogs?

    • @loch1352
      @loch1352 Рік тому +28

      Approximately 189,628.743 rounds of 30-06 long

  • @landon2050
    @landon2050 5 місяців тому +25

    "Dont leave till you have changed the goddamn topography of their country" - a qoute i made up with inspiration from HLC

    • @3dpyromaniac560
      @3dpyromaniac560 2 місяці тому

      "You just earned a lifetime supply of spicy cars. While I'm turning for a full broadside why don't you apologize to mother Earth because I'm about to remove both you and the land you stand on. *_WELCOME TO TOYOTATHON MOTHERFUCKER!"_*

  • @ace_121
    @ace_121 8 місяців тому +25

    bro dropped the hardest unfree healthcare edit and thought we wouldn’t notice

  • @dragongaming6967
    @dragongaming6967 Рік тому +1197

    I can feel freedom entering my bloodstream even tho im not American 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲

    • @-_XD
      @-_XD 9 місяців тому

      I can feel democracy cumming deep inside me

    • @Jacket_50_Blessings
      @Jacket_50_Blessings 9 місяців тому +32

      W foreign reply

    • @thecringeinspector5636
      @thecringeinspector5636 8 місяців тому +25

      As a European, I fucking love our American allies.

    • @edilee5909
      @edilee5909 7 місяців тому +2

      If u got the irl version that would be the last thing u feel

    • @dontmindme7569
      @dontmindme7569 7 місяців тому +6

      Its coming inside me

  • @ikea_manager_pok
    @ikea_manager_pok Рік тому +1054

    as a non-american, WHAT THE F*CK IS A MILE

    • @pacificfederationpeacekeep999
      @pacificfederationpeacekeep999 Рік тому +156

      Other nations troops in nato be like

    • @eddiemartinez4925
      @eddiemartinez4925 Рік тому +114

      Its equal to about 1.5Km (its just slightly more). You can blame the French and their inability to safely ship across the Atlantic for this. But in all seriousness, although we use miles the Military still uses Kilometer for the sake of our allies. All references you hear to standard are just when they're speaking to fellow American troops.

    • @one23u4
      @one23u4 Рік тому +39

      also feets/ knots/ pounds etc.. wtf?

    • @liamlee8159
      @liamlee8159 Рік тому +5

      @@eddiemartinez4925 🤓

    • @ME262MKI
      @ME262MKI Рік тому +13

      Miles are quite understandable, but "feet"? No way, what the f@#$ is 20000 feet?

  • @ethanhanson07
    @ethanhanson07 8 місяців тому +10

    OIL DETECTED

  • @CorbinGiles-cq3ew
    @CorbinGiles-cq3ew 5 місяців тому +15

    I love how my nation's defense budget is only used for offensive weapons.

    • @imjustlookingformywatch
      @imjustlookingformywatch 4 місяці тому +3

      You'll never have to defend if you are capable of launching an offensive in every nation simultaneously.

  • @hey_im_brady1285
    @hey_im_brady1285 Рік тому +278

    Fun fact: us Americans can smell oil up to 3 and 1/2 miles away

    • @iseeyou3129
      @iseeyou3129 Рік тому

      can you smell rapeseed oil too?

    • @CyberMatrix-lz8qz
      @CyberMatrix-lz8qz 10 місяців тому +21

      We can smell that from orbit

    • @Avnish787
      @Avnish787 9 місяців тому +15

      Smells like freedom

    • @ravensfan777
      @ravensfan777 9 місяців тому +9

      I love oil so much that it brings me to tears thinking of it's sweet beautiful smell 😭😋

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 8 місяців тому +6

      Translation for the SI-peasants: 5.632704 km

  • @AlfaTriion
    @AlfaTriion Рік тому +248

    Petition to divert all American healthcare funds towards giving every single American home a predator missile.

    • @tastethecock5203
      @tastethecock5203 10 місяців тому

      ​@@edilee5909tbh us has highest spending on healthcare per capita , but still not enough for a predator missile to every citizen sadly

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 10 місяців тому +22

      Sorry grandma, our family needs to launch an anti-aircraft missile at a moment's notice.

    • @40kBank
      @40kBank 7 місяців тому +2

      YESSIR

    • @jasonbrewer6714
      @jasonbrewer6714 7 місяців тому +6

      Chimneys will be converted to silos, and TV antennas will be paired with a ground to air defense unit. Your garage is now a motor pool for IFV's.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 7 місяців тому +2

      @@jasonbrewer6714 I wanna live in this America. Where can I sign up?

  • @volatilemage1322
    @volatilemage1322 Місяць тому +6

    Middle Eastern Country: “OMG I FOUND SO MUCH OIL!”
    United States: “DEATH FROM ABOVE!”

  • @MegaWillinator
    @MegaWillinator 5 місяців тому +12

    POV: You discover first hand what "Shock and Awe" really means

  • @averyharris9949
    @averyharris9949 Рік тому +800

    As an American, we may hate each other and fight because we are so divided, but goddamn, as soon as a non-American insults the United States, we all hand together and form this video.

    • @derpin3576
      @derpin3576 Рік тому +77

      True, I may not agree with your political beliefs, whatever they may be, but you know damn well, that I'll happily fight alongside you against Invaders.

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому +12

      @@derpin3576
      hahahahaha lololol MURICANS LMAO

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 Рік тому

      ​@@derpin3576 when has america ever fought against invaders? America IS the invaders in pretty much every war threy fight

    • @bobvac6044
      @bobvac6044 Рік тому +29

      ​@@MrTaminomimo Gene pool after WWII really got a hold of you huh?

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому +6

      @@bobvac6044
      an Murican talking about a ( gene pool ) ? holy shit am laughing my ass off right now ...
      and am not even german lol

  • @capitalist_bean9844
    @capitalist_bean9844 Рік тому +368

    As an American, I can confirm this is disturbingly true.

    • @josiahR125
      @josiahR125 Рік тому +22

      the guy with the biggest stick gets to define peace.

    • @deformeddoge4453
      @deformeddoge4453 Рік тому +8

      @@josiahR125 I like sticks :)

    • @lanceknuth5300
      @lanceknuth5300 Рік тому

      "disturbingly"
      Time for another ball shock treatment.

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy Рік тому +4

      ​@@deformeddoge4453 🤨📸📸

    • @josiahR125
      @josiahR125 Рік тому

      @@deformeddoge4453 I got a stick for you 😉.

  • @Wwjd606
    @Wwjd606 4 місяці тому +29

    This is way better than free health care

  • @chattyknight9559
    @chattyknight9559 4 місяці тому +38

    POV Yemen 2024

    • @chattyknight9559
      @chattyknight9559 4 місяці тому +5

      It's happening

    • @user-jp6ij1uk4y
      @user-jp6ij1uk4y 3 місяці тому

      just leave the boats alone FFS.@@chattyknight9559

    • @dipanwitamandal7289
      @dipanwitamandal7289 20 днів тому

      ​@@chattyknight9559 lessss gooooooooo I fully support this us decision lol

  • @jaydenbrockington4525
    @jaydenbrockington4525 Рік тому +104

    “YOURE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY WE DONT HAVE HEALTHCARE” 😈

  • @WW1Historian
    @WW1Historian Рік тому +205

    As an American, I confirm that we drink oil milkshakes everyday.

    • @randomengine5300
      @randomengine5300 6 місяців тому +5

      Literally true

    • @creeperminecraft294
      @creeperminecraft294 6 місяців тому +2

      soon we will evolve into needing oil to survive

    • @user-jp6ij1uk4y
      @user-jp6ij1uk4y 3 місяці тому

      OILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @livingghost9926
    @livingghost9926 Місяць тому +6

    "You smell that?"
    "Smell the blood sir?"
    "Smells like freedom to me"

  • @willy_boi183
    @willy_boi183 7 місяців тому +16

    Enemy country: we're going to invade and there's nothing you can do.
    America: I got 766 billion reasons why you shouldn't...

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 6 місяців тому

      No one is invading Murica, Murica is invading entire world... except their masters in Israel ofc.

  • @bradendudley1722
    @bradendudley1722 10 місяців тому +90

    Who knew a colony would become the most powerful nation on earth

    • @rjelruiz5867
      @rjelruiz5867 4 місяці тому +12

      Having geography like the USA's makes you OP by default

    • @Tom-do4vz
      @Tom-do4vz 3 місяці тому

      ​@@rjelruiz5867 factual information 🥂🗿

    • @user-jp6ij1uk4y
      @user-jp6ij1uk4y 3 місяці тому

      Facts. Theres a really good video explaining that.@@rjelruiz5867

  • @cheezyskulls2395
    @cheezyskulls2395 8 місяців тому +110

    Complete air, land, and sea superiority. Just the way God intended

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 7 місяців тому

      Supremacy*
      The USAF doesn't settle for air superiority.

  • @ea134679
    @ea134679 Місяць тому +4

    "We found Oil"
    "So, You have chosen Democracy🦅

  • @outisnemo555
    @outisnemo555 7 місяців тому +7

    Random middle eastern country: we discovered oil.
    US: time to bomb a wedding.

  • @TheGranicd
    @TheGranicd Рік тому +190

    Eastern Syria oil fields right now be like:

    • @sc7440
      @sc7440 Рік тому +29

      for freedom🦅🛢️🛢️🦅

    • @arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890
      @arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 Рік тому +12

      @@sc7440 America has been totally self-reliant and a big oil supplier even before Iraq truly got invaded but whatever throw the facts out of the window. 😂

    • @pwn5047
      @pwn5047 Рік тому +23

      @@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 yes, yes, like weapons of mass destruction?

    • @kushaliyersharma9688
      @kushaliyersharma9688 Рік тому +8

      @@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 US consumes more oil than they produce.

    • @arizonabusinessleague918
      @arizonabusinessleague918 Рік тому

      You mean the Turks?

  • @baldmori
    @baldmori Рік тому +634

    OIL?!
    The Boeing AH-64 Apache is an American twin-turboshaft attack helicopter with a tailwheel-type landing gear arrangement and a tandem cockpit for a crew of two. It features a nose-mounted sensor suite for target acquisition and night vision systems. It is armed with a 30 mm (1.18 in) M230 chain gun carried between the main landing gear, under the aircraft's forward fuselage, and four hardpoints mounted on stub-wing pylons for carrying armament and stores, typically a mixture of AGM-114 Hellfire missiles and Hydra 70 rocket pods. The AH-64 has significant systems redundancy to improve combat survivability.
    Role
    Attack helicopter
    National origin
    United States
    Manufacturer
    Hughes Helicopters (1975-1984)
    McDonnell Douglas (1984-1997)
    Boeing Defense, Space & Security (1997-present)
    First flight
    30 September 1975
    Introduction
    April 1986
    Status
    In service
    Primary users
    United States Army
    Israeli Air Force
    Egyptian Air Force
    Royal Netherlands Air Force
    Produced
    1975-present
    Number built
    2,400 as of April 2020
    Variants
    AgustaWestland Apache
    The Apache began as the Model 77 developed by Hughes Helicopters for the United States Army's Advanced Attack Helicopter program to replace the AH-1 Cobra. The prototype YAH-64 was first flown on 30 September 1975. The U.S. Army selected the YAH-64 over the Bell YAH-63 in 1976, and later approved full production in 1982. After purchasing Hughes Helicopters in 1984, McDonnell Douglas continued AH-64 production and development. The helicopter was introduced to U.S. Army service in April 1986. The advanced AH-64D Apache Longbow was delivered to the Army in March 1997. Production has been continued by Boeing Defense, Space & Security, with over 2,400 AH-64s being produced by 2020.
    The U.S. Army is the primary operator of the AH-64. It has also become the primary attack helicopter of multiple nations, including Greece, Japan, Israel, the Netherlands, Singapore, and the United Arab Emirates. It has been built under license in the United Kingdom as the AgustaWestland Apache. American AH-64s have served in conflicts in Panama, the Persian Gulf, Kosovo, Afghanistan, and Iraq. Israel used the Apache in its military conflicts in Lebanon and the Gaza Strip. British and Dutch Apaches have seen deployments in wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

    • @HawkTheRed
      @HawkTheRed Рік тому +44

      I fear no man
      But this... thing
      *...it scares me*

    • @slendrio
      @slendrio Рік тому +9

      If thres somebody that doesn't type who asked I will jump of the 5 th floor of our apartment

    • @shubhamthacker1676
      @shubhamthacker1676 Рік тому +17

      Alr now leak some documents

    • @TheSusDude69
      @TheSusDude69 Рік тому +17

      The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II is a single-seat, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic attack aircraft developed by Fairchild Republic for the United States Air Force (USAF). In service since 1976, it is named for the Republic P-47 Thunderbolt, a World War II-era fighter-bomber effective at attacking ground targets, but commonly referred to as the "Warthog" or simply "Hog".[4] The A-10 was designed to provide close air support (CAS) to friendly ground troops by attacking armored vehicles, tanks, and other enemy ground forces; it is the only production-built aircraft designed solely for CAS to have served with the U.S. Air Force.[5] Its secondary mission is to direct other aircraft in attacks on ground targets, a role called forward air controller-airborne; aircraft used primarily in this role are designated OA-10.

    • @ruskiwaffle1991
      @ruskiwaffle1991 Рік тому +2

      wait Japan has retired their apaches?

  • @Greysquirrel98
    @Greysquirrel98 Місяць тому +3

    “We found oil!!!l
    US: “you found tyranny? You now have a dictator?”

  • @astrogamingyt6665
    @astrogamingyt6665 8 місяців тому +12

    You're oil? No Our oil hahahah

  • @OFIR_Kubson
    @OFIR_Kubson Рік тому +182

    You know why Americans were on the moon? Because they’ve smelled oil

    • @man7912
      @man7912 Рік тому

      there ain't no oil on the moon. You argument is invalid

    • @williamnokoe
      @williamnokoe Рік тому +29

      HELL YEAH WE DID RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH 😎🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @whil1599
      @whil1599 11 місяців тому

      @@williamnokoe FUCK YA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅i have stage four cancer and will perish in the upcumming weeks🔥🔥🔥😎😎

    • @stiegelzeine2186
      @stiegelzeine2186 8 місяців тому

      And the only reason why they were able to go to the moon is because they kidnapped german scientists because their own scientists are only as smart as the average european person

  • @xforestx00
    @xforestx00 Рік тому +384

    That falcon screech was very emotional. Thank you I really appreciate for uploading this video, hope you are doing good. Stay blessed never stressed

    • @theanimegamer9451
      @theanimegamer9451 Рік тому

      lmao its an eagle idiot

    • @metalwerke44
      @metalwerke44 10 місяців тому +4

      *Red-Tailed Hawk Cry

    • @metalwerke44
      @metalwerke44 4 місяці тому

      That's a Red-Tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis), North America's most ubiquitous non-owl bird of prey taxon

    • @GoldcatGaming7889
      @GoldcatGaming7889 3 місяці тому

      Murica

  • @Sodanadee
    @Sodanadee Місяць тому +4

    CAPITALISM AND FREEDOM AT ITS FINEST
    🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @manchild6164
    @manchild6164 Місяць тому +2

    "We found oil!"
    USA: Yeah, " *we* " found oil

  • @Nightingale.Industries
    @Nightingale.Industries Рік тому +258

    God I love having a defense budget thats more than SK, Japan, Saudi Arabia, Germany, France, Russia, UK, India, and China, combined

  • @_Majki_2137
    @_Majki_2137 Рік тому +37

    Kilometer: Why can't you just be normal?
    U.S: AUTISTIC SCREAMS + FIREARM NOISES

    • @Yourlocalredneck556
      @Yourlocalredneck556 Рік тому

      HEHEHEHA

    • @seanlowder6199
      @seanlowder6199 Рік тому

      😂

    • @Vacerous
      @Vacerous 11 місяців тому +1

      Trump: And our autistic screams and gun noises will be the best and loudest.

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 10 місяців тому

      @@bum_fozman7068. K? xD

    • @_Majki_2137
      @_Majki_2137 10 місяців тому

      @@bum_fozman7068. Wachu talkin abt schizo? Just take your pills or smthn

  • @DarkHeaven99
    @DarkHeaven99 6 місяців тому +6

    "We found OIL. "
    Murica: "So you've tasted Oil. Now it's time for you to taste fREedOm & DemOcRacy"

  • @vitalijmartynenko1097
    @vitalijmartynenko1097 3 місяці тому +13

    As a Russian, im so proud of🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 being a born American 🇺🇸🦅. RAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @xphxntomx
    @xphxntomx Рік тому +56

    As an American Citizen, I can confirm we do NOT know what the f*ck a "kilometer" is.

    • @SpaceotterwithaMustache
      @SpaceotterwithaMustache 7 місяців тому

      Seriously, what is this gibberish word people are saying.

    • @xphxntomx
      @xphxntomx 7 місяців тому +2

      @@SpaceotterwithaMustache I guess it makes it sound like they’re going faster than they really are.

  • @HyperformA1
    @HyperformA1 Рік тому +117

    Fun fact: America's defense budget is more than 18 of its allies combined.

    • @MrTaminomimo
      @MrTaminomimo Рік тому

      it will be a shame if it's not ... the zionists that are ruling your country are literally printing money and taking the advantage from the world order they are possessing rn
      and you are still obliged to pay taxes and no free healthcare LMAO

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 11 місяців тому +3

      too simplistic to think about it that way, purchasing power parity exists.

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@sugandesenuds6663pure cope, more is more no need to consume copium and talk about "muh purchasing power parity"

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 10 місяців тому +14

      @@animo9050 yes americas defense budget is 18x times bigger than the one of their allies, but americas economy is also much larger, the US has the same GDP as the entire EU.

    • @animo9050
      @animo9050 10 місяців тому +8

      @@sugandesenuds6663
      .....yes we have a better economy and thus a larger military budget

  • @NEON-bq5vh
    @NEON-bq5vh 4 місяці тому +6

    some girl: why aliens are not visiting us? we are so awsome

  • @dolanpls3330
    @dolanpls3330 4 місяці тому +10

    I fucking love the Military Industrial Complex 🇺🇸 🌎 🇺🇲

    • @Kateru374
      @Kateru374 4 місяці тому +1

      You love that it all got wastes in Ukraine for politicians and private companies to get rich with your tax money while your streets are full of zombies?

    • @Totemparadox
      @Totemparadox 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Kateru374Wasted? My dude a few missiles and outdated tanks ain't wasted when they inflict losses on Russians. Russia is already using barely functional arty shells from NK.

    • @fatcat8006
      @fatcat8006 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TotemparadoxHundred thousands of missiles daily for a small price of a few billion $. M2A4 bradley's and leopard 2A6's are outdated? T-90 is ancient then. This "war" is about wear and tear. Everyone deliberately is helping grinding through Ukraine's population tho. It's another Afghanistan-Vietnam scenario, only worse

    • @ravensfan777
      @ravensfan777 4 місяці тому

      ​@@fatcat8006Those vehicles and missiles came from the reserve stockpile. The US isn't losing much. Besides, the US is the richest country with a fat yearly GDP of $27 trillion that continues to grow. What about your country? Last thing you should worry about is America's giant wallet.

  • @Sam_Arwas
    @Sam_Arwas Рік тому +109

    Not an American but I can just feel the freedom emanating from this.

  • @Joe_Bama_forpresident
    @Joe_Bama_forpresident Рік тому +32

    0:48 holy s*it that's a good citation

    • @Deboned_butter
      @Deboned_butter Рік тому

      It would be badass if some general/Sargent said it… unfortunately, in context, it was a news anchor explaining that all Muslim people should be killed.

  • @dimaalkhouri3723
    @dimaalkhouri3723 16 днів тому +2

    Bro dropped the hardest American war thunder edit and thought we wouldnt notice🗿

  • @plaer3547
    @plaer3547 3 місяці тому +3

    They say that when it comes to the US “If you heard it, then you weren’t the target”

    • @plaer3547
      @plaer3547 3 місяці тому

      On another note, I love how the Apache AH-64 (or whatever it’s full proper name is) was named after a previous enemy of the US

  • @OldinaryChimera
    @OldinaryChimera Рік тому +85

    I'm afraid to say that I found oil in my garden and that the whole American army will come

    • @Denni422
      @Denni422 Рік тому +18

      Dont worry, they already know and are on the way to your house.
      The A-10 just takes a bit longer so it might take a little while

    • @francoiscamy5066
      @francoiscamy5066 Рік тому

      Don't worry, CIA will try to remove you first.

    • @yourbigfan1777
      @yourbigfan1777 Рік тому +1

      WHERE OIL??????

    • @Hicks248
      @Hicks248 Рік тому +2

      I think you need democraty and Freedom

    • @Maytrixwasheree
      @Maytrixwasheree 11 місяців тому

      Just a little question, are you still alive?

  • @hampterofficial
    @hampterofficial Рік тому +64

    0:59 This honestly looked like something straight out of a movie.

    • @thechaozrevenger404
      @thechaozrevenger404 Рік тому +3

      It makes me think of the Battlefield 3 "Going Hunting" mission

    • @PyroBlonde7777
      @PyroBlonde7777 Рік тому +1

      I wish we got a desert storm short film from all the streamers like we got with Midway.

  • @aviationgameingzyt528
    @aviationgameingzyt528 5 місяців тому +3

    I feel like I am the only one who noticed this: the music hit harder than the bombs🔥

    • @fra93ilgrande
      @fra93ilgrande 5 місяців тому

      Playboi Carti's song "Cash Shit" an unreleased

  • @mightymightyenapack2530
    @mightymightyenapack2530 8 місяців тому +3

    Oil smells like we have to liberate a country boys.

  • @ElmoIsMySavior12
    @ElmoIsMySavior12 Рік тому +20

    For anyone looking for the song, it's called "On some cash shit"

  • @mackenzieweeks5490
    @mackenzieweeks5490 Рік тому +599

    I can see a very noticeable difference in your editing skills and it is fantastic how much you have improved.
    i have been with you since 10k subs and it has been an amazing journey with you so far

  • @kingarth0r
    @kingarth0r 6 місяців тому +7

    A mile is 17.6 football fields long

  • @user-ov2dk7cf7n
    @user-ov2dk7cf7n Місяць тому +3

    🖋️" Старший сержант Григорьев, доложите, что вы видите ?"
    🔭 "Вижу боевой вертолёт Апаче. "
    🖋️ "Так, это боевой вертолет Апаче или человек, идентифицируюший себя как боевой вертолет Апаче ?"
    🔭 "Второе пилотирует первое."
    🖋️ "Это попытка дезинформации ?"
    🔭 "Нет, у них теперь так принято."

  • @713bigounce
    @713bigounce Рік тому +16

    "Would you like 30mm or do you want us to put a missile in there ?"
    *YES.*

    • @Vacerous
      @Vacerous 11 місяців тому

      The appropriate question is, how fine do you want your pink mist?

  • @mosterchife6045
    @mosterchife6045 Рік тому +65

    This video's single-handedly gonna increase military recruitment rates by 100% 💀

  • @Insert_channel_name_here
    @Insert_channel_name_here 2 місяці тому +4

    As an American there are 5 things I love
    Cool Cars
    My Country
    Good Times with Friends
    My Nation’s Defense Budget
    And what my Tax Dollars go to

  • @knightsofthewicked9121
    @knightsofthewicked9121 3 місяці тому +5

    WE FOUND OIL! *EAGLE SCREECH IN THE BACKGROUND*

  • @kenrock6136
    @kenrock6136 Рік тому +23

    0:28 is my favourite

  • @SirEpifire
    @SirEpifire Рік тому +12

    That oil isn't just gonna barrel itself over here on it's own.

    • @smokeymcpot1799
      @smokeymcpot1799 Рік тому

      Or we could just barrel our own oil... Instead of fighting Israel's wars for more expensive oil. Nothing like lining the pockets of foreign interests while making your citizen's lives harder at home. Our military bots are a special breed.

    • @SirEpifire
      @SirEpifire Рік тому

      @@smokeymcpot1799 But what's the fun in that? That'd be too easy!

  • @YkBigMak
    @YkBigMak 7 місяців тому +3

    FREEDOM!

  • @Caroline_Grace-Gaspar.
    @Caroline_Grace-Gaspar. 3 місяці тому +4

    The Jet: *EAGLE SCREECH* WHAT OIL? 🇺🇸
    American Army:

  • @v4p0ur2
    @v4p0ur2 10 місяців тому +10

    THE FUCK IS KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

  • @thedunkmaster778
    @thedunkmaster778 7 місяців тому

    Man, I love the CoD and BF referrences and meme sound effects, this is great

  • @uwumoandaddy69
    @uwumoandaddy69 6 місяців тому +4

    Heres a POV
    Nobody: someone yells oil
    US americans: FREEDOM INTENSIFIES 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @Worker_Drone_dude
    @Worker_Drone_dude Рік тому +13

    If space force comes back, and we get the correct technology, We're gonna build an entire death star and five trillion star destroyers

  • @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325
    @mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325 Рік тому +440

    Kilometer is not just a way of measurement
    Its a middle finger to the US
    Edit : I accidently triggered another Cold War

    • @tyramirez6628
      @tyramirez6628 Рік тому +78

      Lets see your kilometer put a man on the moon 💪😪🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @emmerad
      @emmerad Рік тому +55

      @@tyramirez6628 we already did in 1969

    • @plazmaguy13yago9
      @plazmaguy13yago9 Рік тому

      @@tyramirez6628 nasa uses and used the metric system
      Also dont take credit for the hard work of nazi scientists

    • @Phoenix1.s
      @Phoenix1.s Рік тому +6

      @@emmerad and none of those were built In your country it was from the ussr or us

    • @emmerad
      @emmerad Рік тому +82

      @@Phoenix1.s the engineers still used metric

  • @chaldeankurdistani2322
    @chaldeankurdistani2322 4 місяці тому +4

    Who needs oil when you can get FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY

  • @LegitCardboardBox
    @LegitCardboardBox Місяць тому +2

    If my nation doesnt have 9 digits in its defense budget i dont want to live there

  • @ARMYvolunteer
    @ARMYvolunteer Рік тому +21

    That is very well put together, have a good rest of your day and keep the A-10 BRRRRRRRRRRRTing

  • @Mysterion557
    @Mysterion557 Рік тому +22

    this video is better for Air Force recruitment than the actual Air Force Recruitment videos

  • @snocyardrodriguez7293
    @snocyardrodriguez7293 3 місяці тому +9

    what´s the song name

  • @arthurshu735
    @arthurshu735 4 місяці тому +5

    This depicts the average American's intrusive thoughts perfectly.

  • @hunde2430
    @hunde2430 Рік тому +11

    This is amazing, awesome use of OG MW series and its fx