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  • @VaazkLShorts
    @VaazkLShorts  9 місяців тому +81

    Drop some ideas! DAILY MEME VIDEOS - Subscribe for daily content, drop some ideas you want me to dooooo!!! i will do them

    • @Spectrythium
      @Spectrythium 9 місяців тому +1

      Make memes about the most random comments and put this comment in the video because it's random. Why did i make this comment??

    • @BandKidBambi
      @BandKidBambi 9 місяців тому +1

      Reptile memes

    • @BandKidBambi
      @BandKidBambi 9 місяців тому

      Music memes

    • @BandKidBambi
      @BandKidBambi 9 місяців тому

      Space memes

    • @BandKidBambi
      @BandKidBambi 9 місяців тому

      Your videos are insane btw 👌😔

  • @KataractsFish
    @KataractsFish 9 місяців тому +247

    the inventor of homework is not to blame for the torture, its what the education system did with the concept of homework later that is so horrible
    also, i dont really see the use of homework, this is pretty obvious but yk
    homework's only use is food for your dog

    • @lennybjorowitz4256
      @lennybjorowitz4256 9 місяців тому +29

      note the word PUNISHMENT not DAILY.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 9 місяців тому +26

      The entire education system needs to get scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up really, but that's never happening.

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 9 місяців тому +7

      Yeah the education system was made during the Industrial Revolution and to this day it remains majorly unchanged

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 9 місяців тому +2

      We’re all becoming the adults of this world, I say we make change!

    • @lennybjorowitz4256
      @lennybjorowitz4256 9 місяців тому

      @@ፔ̇̈ yes, but the stupid are in power and Gen Z suffers from record isolation due to record freedoms.

  • @usernameisuckatusernames7130
    @usernameisuckatusernames7130 9 місяців тому +82

    2:58 i graduated highschool thanks to yahoo answers. That was also the same day before yahoo answers got shut down
    :(

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 9 місяців тому +4

      Only YOU get to graduate.

  • @Randomkitty74
    @Randomkitty74 9 місяців тому +44

    1:55
    Fun fact, that’s my high school! Some people sent this around the whole school, and everyone thought it was hilarious. Glad to see it go viral!

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 9 місяців тому +2

      How long ago were these pictures posted?

    • @Randomkitty74
      @Randomkitty74 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ፔ̇̈ oh… I would say about my junior year so… 8-7 years ago? I could be wrong and it’s earlier, but I remember seeing it as a junior in high school.

  • @Zippsterman
    @Zippsterman 9 місяців тому +10

    2:30 We absolutely had these keyboard covers, both for protecting the keyboard and for making it more challenging to force you to learn where all the keys are

  • @turbo_marc
    @turbo_marc 9 місяців тому +337

    my teacher said we're disposable if we don't study
    Edit: To all of you saying "well you are 🤓" in the replies, unfortunately, yes, we all kind of are. However, you don't really say that to students as a teacher.

    • @SCPhomie
      @SCPhomie 9 місяців тому +57

      Did you study?

    • @VaazkLShorts
      @VaazkLShorts  9 місяців тому +80

      @@SCPhomie good question, did you?

    • @little1133
      @little1133 9 місяців тому +23

      my teacher said school should be our entire life

    • @smolpener7430
      @smolpener7430 9 місяців тому +12

      You're disposable if you're not the CEO. Work for yourself, not the goonsquad.

    • @SillierPutty
      @SillierPutty 9 місяців тому +6

      and they were never seen again

  • @InsaneAsylumEscapee55
    @InsaneAsylumEscapee55 Місяць тому +2

    2:34 In second grade the tech teacher showed us these and said we're gonna use them next year when we're in third grade but thankfully the pandemic started before we started using them in third grade. Thank God.

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC 9 місяців тому +72

    12:42 That 1973 Delaware high school was based af.

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 9 місяців тому

      And then school nowadays will see you own a gun and would threaten to expel you

    • @TacticalEd762
      @TacticalEd762 9 місяців тому

      On god

    • @confidentielalexandre5572
      @confidentielalexandre5572 9 місяців тому

      time change, people to

    • @Puroboi8894
      @Puroboi8894 9 місяців тому +2

      @@confidentielalexandre5572 That's why we need those guns even more nowadays.

  • @sushifox2058
    @sushifox2058 9 місяців тому +49

    I had a teacher who got mad I pointed out a student was having a seizure during a test

    • @Bryce-cl2sn
      @Bryce-cl2sn 9 місяців тому +3

      💀

    • @sushifox2058
      @sushifox2058 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Bryce-cl2sn yeah she wasn’t a good human

    • @TheMemeLord700
      @TheMemeLord700 9 місяців тому +8

      She needs to be fired for caring more about a test than a student's health.

    • @sushifox2058
      @sushifox2058 9 місяців тому +10

      @@TheMemeLord700 she’s dead now she’ll get her karma

    • @doefarris2189
      @doefarris2189 9 місяців тому +2

      When the mean girl couldn't cut it in nursing school.

  • @SnowflakeJake99
    @SnowflakeJake99 Місяць тому +3

    In my school we put plates in the dishwasher, swept the floors, cleaned after lunch, clean the sink, tidy the shed outside, I’m not joking this was a normal day at school

  • @RxsesOof-uc2tk
    @RxsesOof-uc2tk 9 місяців тому +42

    Soccer coach was a psychology major. I asked her, “can you tell me what’s wrong with me?” A harmless joke, but she replied, “Even I can’t help you with that.” Never have I felt such anguish

    • @Preppybabiess
      @Preppybabiess 9 місяців тому +1

      :(

    • @ፔ̇̈
      @ፔ̇̈ 9 місяців тому +2

      Your problem is that you take everything too personally. There, I did what your coach could not.

    • @SamaraiBoi
      @SamaraiBoi Місяць тому

      Maybe don't take jokes so literally. Actually, there. That's your problem. Happy?

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 9 місяців тому +10

    4:27 God bless this legend of a Man forever they are the best for thst we need more Gary Oaks

  • @ፔ̇̈
    @ፔ̇̈ 9 місяців тому +8

    This replier is insane, only being concerned about the pen!
    I’m concerned about that dangerous calculator!

  • @Efho-ld4og
    @Efho-ld4og 9 місяців тому +5

    1:32, so that's why it feels like a punishment.

  • @blue_birb
    @blue_birb 9 місяців тому +25

    15:00 that's a reference to iron lung (a game)

  • @idontfrigginknowdealwithit
    @idontfrigginknowdealwithit 9 місяців тому +3

    7:26 I was not having a good evening, but this made up everything.

  • @ezbooksmarketing5898
    @ezbooksmarketing5898 9 місяців тому +10

    7:25 It would make more sense if it was "Fighting, fleeing, feeding and fucking"

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 9 місяців тому +1

    15:36 When I was in school, all insults devolved into Yo Momma fights, and the winner was the one who got punched first.

  • @Zordyn
    @Zordyn 9 місяців тому +1

    5:56 Athena being here makes this so much better I can't

  • @Mrskellybones218
    @Mrskellybones218 9 місяців тому +38

    Bro the calculator is rusty

  • @Link_eats_mayonnaise
    @Link_eats_mayonnaise 9 місяців тому +7

    12:15 yooo!! This is literally my math teacher! She always says Pickles after a number if we don’t say the proper name for whatever we’re doing

  • @uniformsyter927
    @uniformsyter927 9 місяців тому +6

    Love the random Vaaz lore drops

  • @Dustinlove102
    @Dustinlove102 9 місяців тому +1

    14:03 bruh, YES, and put a white-board/tack board up on the wall space from the others bead ✨

  • @Quittttttttttttttttttttttttt14
    @Quittttttttttttttttttttttttt14 9 місяців тому +18

    **thinking of the magic school bus**

  • @MonkFeet10
    @MonkFeet10 9 місяців тому +3

    1:50 I swear if they trap students in elevators after this incident, I'm done.
    Homework it is I guess.

  • @yesanameirequested1682
    @yesanameirequested1682 9 місяців тому +6

    6:14 After 22:00 do not eat, do not drink, cause tomorrow at 8:00 is surgery

  • @Josh-vids
    @Josh-vids 9 місяців тому +2

    Let’s not hate on the guy who made homework, let’s hate the guy who made it required

  • @lewisirwin5363
    @lewisirwin5363 9 місяців тому +1

    That last meme is the most crippling metaphor for the education system I have ever heard. Especially uni.

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 9 місяців тому +4

    0:04 the indain man on youtube i own everything to i would not have passed school without him
    Also, the bus driver that told the kids to go fu## themselves is a real one for that got to prepare them for the real world

    • @doefarris2189
      @doefarris2189 9 місяців тому

      School Buses are the most lawless wastelands on earth and nobody is their best self on one.

  • @JasperVixilin
    @JasperVixilin 9 місяців тому +1

    0:09 i have that screwdriver right next to me
    i think i may be a nerd
    0:38 okay im not even kidding i came up with my name for my essay WWEEEEKS ago im just now getting farther then that and i keep saying "oh no i dont need help its fine"
    2:57 my faviorte excuse ive ever come up with as a joke "im just studying for health class"
    5:37 trick question? right? becuase what is not a microphone what is a question a microphone is a microphone im overthinking this
    7:44 qouting someone who got mad at their freind for riding a scooter in front of our car in san diego "KEVIN!" they then proceeded to do the same thing
    8:04 i wanna turn one of those into a microwave now
    9:09 nah not really i just had notebooks + drawing stuff cuz my iep thingy says i can draw if i feel stressed yayyyy :3
    10:13 thats going to be me becuase so far this year ive understood like 2.5/11 units so far in algerbra 1
    time stamp half time..... man i cannot spell today
    15:42 id always say "that dosnt make sense" and they would respond with " i know you are but what am i?"

  • @swilleh_
    @swilleh_ 4 дні тому

    3:37 that was written by a jealous rust bucket owner.

  • @MilliejanePhiri
    @MilliejanePhiri 8 місяців тому

    0:28 teachers just LOOOOVEEE showing off their gyatt

  • @skillful3055
    @skillful3055 9 місяців тому

    7:34 This kind of thing happens to me all the time, but one time some random 6th grader and his friends were yelling ADOLF HITER over and over again.

  • @SamPendentTheThief
    @SamPendentTheThief 9 місяців тому +1

    14:50 cases like this are what make me want to become a lawyer....

  • @sabretoothc2591
    @sabretoothc2591 9 місяців тому +3

    I saw the vid, was like "meh, nine months is normal."
    I check it once,twice, once more to make sure.
    NINE MINUTES DAYUM IM EARLY

  • @erich930
    @erich930 9 місяців тому

    3:43 - That is Matt Damon, and you cannot change my mind 😆

  • @JAProductions494
    @JAProductions494 9 місяців тому +1

    School memes always make me laugh the hardest out of all of these meme compilations and I don’t really know why TBH

  • @smorrow
    @smorrow 6 місяців тому

    Northern Irish here, I never got to dissect a frog, I have never heard of anyone dissecting a frog in their school

  • @NeoLegend9094
    @NeoLegend9094 9 місяців тому +1

    7:06
    I constantly fluctuate between thinking I’m smart and a good student to thinking I’m the dumbest person ever.
    Sometimes I’m like, oh yes I’m one of the few or the only one to have actually finished the assignment today in class. I’m so smurt. No homework for me suckers. Probably in reality because I have no friends to talk to and the only way to avoid confrontation with this fact is to do schoolwork.
    And then other times I just stare blankly at the instructions for the assignment, wondering if it was written in some foreign language that looks like English but actually isn’t which would explain a lot actually.
    Anyways I was really good at getting work done in school throughout high school and not having any homework. But, way too often did I come across an assignment that I simply could not comprehend but was too afraid to ask and just hoped whatever I did was good enough. All in all I got decent grades in most classes. I think my worst class was Russian but that didn’t upset me since I had decided not long after starting the class that I hated it, I severely regretted taking it, and I would never try to learn another language again except for Japanese because I actually did decently in my Japanese class.
    Don’t recommend taking Russian if languages like English, Spanish, or other languages that use the same or very similar alphabet are your first language.
    Don’t get me wrong if you want to then I believe in you but my problem with learned Russian was largely because of the Alphabet having letters that looked like English letters straight up or looked similar to like basically being the letter but backwards, and then sounding different from the letters I know in my brain and it was hard for me to separate the two alphabet’s.
    Like. В was pronounced like v
    Р was pronounced like r
    Н was pronounced like n
    Я was pronounced like ya
    А О Т were all pretty much the same as in English so that was nice. But the rest of the alphabet sucked for me. Plus some of the ones that were completely new symbols I had never seen before. Like ж
    Heck some even looked like numbers! З б ч - the four lookalike I can excuse by these other two are literally numbers. I wrote those using the Russian keyboards!
    Anyways. Russian is hard and I wouldn’t take it unless you have full confidence in yourself.
    I feel like I may have gone off topic. 😃🧐

    • @treores1663
      @treores1663 9 місяців тому

      Здравствуйте, я учусь русский язык тоже. У тебя есть русский занятия?

    • @NeoLegend9094
      @NeoLegend9094 9 місяців тому

      @@treores1663 I don’t know who you are but I have now decided to despise you. 🙃 As one does on the internet.
      Also cool that you are taking Russian. I hope that unlike me, you are doing well. As to answer the question I am currently taking a class and am actually almost finished with it.
      I hope I translated what you said correctly and answered appropriately. :D

  • @Left_Joy-Con
    @Left_Joy-Con 9 місяців тому +2

    2:49 That was at my school! Cool to see it here.

    • @ÞeSheep1
      @ÞeSheep1 5 місяців тому

      About the microwave or the smiling one?

    • @Left_Joy-Con
      @Left_Joy-Con 5 місяців тому

      @@ÞeSheep1 The microwave

  • @SuperMayrios
    @SuperMayrios 9 місяців тому

    0:28 one time my teacher did that behind me and a kid told me to look behind me, he was there

  • @PaperEater26
    @PaperEater26 9 місяців тому +3

    7:15 the last one is actually "fucking", but they couldn't say that, so they put "mating"

  • @Milo-hp9fw
    @Milo-hp9fw 9 місяців тому

    2:31
    I thought this was every school. They made typing super hard because my little 7 year old fingers didn't have the strength to push down really hard just for the actual button to press down.

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 5 місяців тому +1

    A lot of teachers at my school are alumni. My Spanish teacher still holds a grudge against the advanced Spanish teacher from when he was a student. Specifically over the grade, “Casi Perfecto” (almost perfect). She still works here. And he also has past students who are now his coworkers.

  • @Vanta526
    @Vanta526 7 місяців тому

    0:27 alright, hear me out 💀

  • @Odium_DOB
    @Odium_DOB 9 місяців тому +2

    WHY DO I KEEP FINDING FUCK PENCILS OUTSIDE MY GOD DAMN DOOR I STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL, GOD WHAT THE FUCK!
    5:27

  • @gameboi20
    @gameboi20 9 місяців тому +6

    I like the sonic unleashed background music

  • @Meme-saviour
    @Meme-saviour 9 місяців тому +22

    Teacher got that GYYAT!
    (Father I have failed you as a son)

  • @777idkineedausername
    @777idkineedausername 9 місяців тому

    I became physically ill from the way he said Iowa. Don't abuse your powers Vask.

  • @Colinasada11
    @Colinasada11 9 місяців тому +1

    16:02 rare vaazkl cussing experience

  • @Iamnottheplatypus
    @Iamnottheplatypus 9 місяців тому

    14:53 iron lung featuring the Beatles.

  • @apollotech4703
    @apollotech4703 9 місяців тому +2

    I want to take that AP exam on 10:17

  • @StingzVRGTAG
    @StingzVRGTAG 9 місяців тому

    0:13 bro my school does that and the joke right now is "what do kids find funny? Inappropriate things". I mean they aren't off by a lot but damm, they had the balls to do that.

  • @ChioGaru
    @ChioGaru 9 місяців тому +2

    I remember back in my last year of high school, the school was planning to cancel a very popular trip that students of previous years had been able to enjoy, their reasoning being that oh, recently we've been adding trips for years 8 - 11, so that last big trip is too much. Those trips they were referring to were introduced after we'd already passed through those grades, so their argument made no sense.
    I was taking history that year, and the overall topic was revolutions. Our history class was plotting to lead a student revolt, I was going to be in charge of the propaganda ("political" cartoons and the like) and we were talking about organized meetings, speeches, walk-outs...etc. Our history teacher must have overheard some of it, because later that same day our year level was called to a special assembly in the cafeteria where it was announced we would be getting our trip after all.
    ...I'm still kind of disappointed the great year 12 student revolt never took place.

  • @chaus1ku
    @chaus1ku 9 місяців тому

    2:24 - 2:35 Yooo I had to do that too except it was a piece of paper 😕

  • @theodorethewyvern2640
    @theodorethewyvern2640 9 місяців тому

    14:03 There can’t be any sound absorbtion in there. You will hear EVERYTHING

  • @Jupiter_Mayflower
    @Jupiter_Mayflower 9 місяців тому +1

    2:38 heck yeah I did.

  • @mr.luciddream6634
    @mr.luciddream6634 9 місяців тому

    vaaz when read: moistcr1tikal-level monotony
    vaaz when academic anecdote: emotion is underrated

  • @Dom_Maretti
    @Dom_Maretti 9 місяців тому +2

    9:50 As a holder of an English degree, lemme tell you something: Scrabble with English majors is easy as hell if you insist on using the Official Scrabble Dictionary. Guess how many English words I know that aren't to be found in essentially any dictionary outside of the OED...

  • @zircon256ua
    @zircon256ua 9 місяців тому +1

    3:43 Some actual facts.

    • @ÞeSheep1
      @ÞeSheep1 5 місяців тому

      Some factual acts

  • @blargminton
    @blargminton 9 місяців тому

    12:52 fuck yeah! thats how its supposed to be done!

  • @zeroart1641
    @zeroart1641 7 місяців тому

    7:10 I understood the difference immediately in school and never had a problem with it so it confused me when I heard others had problems with it, I also had no issues with your and you're. I remembered that if the ' is there then it is two words and I would separate them in my head. Then the I meant it belonged to someone. it was their's, they are in possession of it over there.

  • @TheSmileyGeneral
    @TheSmileyGeneral 9 місяців тому +5

    Another day another meme

  • @nam6282
    @nam6282 9 місяців тому

    Watching these when I just graduated really hits different.

  • @Biryani2op
    @Biryani2op 4 місяці тому

    5:35 *flashbacks*

  • @Su_tarman6-Bio
    @Su_tarman6-Bio 9 місяців тому +1

    Damn, those kids aren't gonna make it in school 9.

  • @the_sprite_man
    @the_sprite_man 9 місяців тому +1

    4:09 I’m going to die 😀😀

  • @Nod0nFire
    @Nod0nFire 9 місяців тому

    I now know what I would use my Time Machine for. Set the date to 1905, I hear Italy isn’t too bad that year.

  • @Some_Dumb_Nerd
    @Some_Dumb_Nerd 9 місяців тому

    Classmates in my English class still ask “what time is lunch?” We’ve been doing this class since last August!

  • @NoellaNoella-iu4mu
    @NoellaNoella-iu4mu 9 місяців тому +1

    stay strong John

  • @Elukeanad
    @Elukeanad 9 місяців тому

    0:27 GYAAAA-

  • @dutch_asocialite
    @dutch_asocialite 9 місяців тому

    2:30 People actually did this? I learned how to type in the dark because we didn't have enough money for lights some days.

  • @DJ_Shanen
    @DJ_Shanen 9 місяців тому

    I feel like I'm gathering information for a bank roberry or smthing like i was about to end the system

  • @SheepLiver
    @SheepLiver 9 місяців тому

    one time in middle school I asked my teacher if I could get some water, and they said "idk can you?" so I responded with " yes, yes I can" and left without a word

  • @SouthernGothicYT
    @SouthernGothicYT 9 місяців тому

    10:20 the only test I'd want to take

  • @Marshall-Argentmetal
    @Marshall-Argentmetal 9 місяців тому

    12:53 this is how we avoid school shootings

  • @eelkat
    @eelkat 9 місяців тому

    The teacher: “ I don’t get paid enough to teach you all! “
    Also the teachers Iphone mega pro max 16: 🗿

  • @Pr0blematicAnimates
    @Pr0blematicAnimates 8 місяців тому

    watching this as a kid punts his phone across the field at a sports meet ✌

  • @TETANUS.
    @TETANUS. 9 місяців тому

    14:55 hope he has some IRON LUNGs

  • @AppleSauce9492
    @AppleSauce9492 9 місяців тому

    Its always a good day when VaazkL uploads!!!

  • @randominfoig
    @randominfoig 9 місяців тому

    0:27 We must stay focused, brothers.

  • @justpodzol9681
    @justpodzol9681 8 місяців тому

    My first Accounting teacher would always do practice problems at the end of the class. It didn't matter if there were five minutes left or if there was a test next class and we hadn't covered on of the chapters, we would do practice problems.
    A girl I knew, who was in the same class at a different time, said he was impressed when most of the people in her class got a 53% in the first test.

  • @flaminpirates
    @flaminpirates 9 місяців тому +1

    11:24 bwomp bwomp bwomp bwomp

  • @Elukeanad
    @Elukeanad 9 місяців тому

    0:27 Ive gyat something in my eye

  • @froggie895
    @froggie895 9 місяців тому

    I got to keep bones from an owl pellet in 5th instead of frogs

  • @Huskiewr12
    @Huskiewr12 9 місяців тому

    I had a teacher tell me that weekday afternoons are purely meant for homework and/or study

  • @nitaistrange112
    @nitaistrange112 9 місяців тому

    7:25 Funny, because a non-swear word option could be fornication.

  • @WitherslayR
    @WitherslayR 9 місяців тому +1

    14:42 Welcome to America...

  • @toksalotlgaming
    @toksalotlgaming 9 місяців тому +2

    Here I am... back from the dead

    • @woofwuf
      @woofwuf 9 місяців тому

      Good to know. I was worried after what you said on Tuesday.

  • @rennoc6478
    @rennoc6478 9 місяців тому

    10:44 middle school teachers said the same thing about high school and was wrong

  • @evanfuller6095
    @evanfuller6095 9 місяців тому

    Me and my teacher make guesses on how many kids do their homework.

  • @potatozgoated
    @potatozgoated 9 місяців тому +1

    8:48 When was the first time this happened to you I'll start
    So when I was in sixth grade there was a high school play that ended at 9 and the teacher said she was gonna go light on homework so we wouldn't have to stay up. Long story short I had to stay up till 11 to finish an assignment she gave us that day. The next day the teacher apologized for giving so much work on and gave an entire period to complete it. :/

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf 9 місяців тому

    The only watchable meme channel on UA-cam rn

  • @Olim1les
    @Olim1les 9 місяців тому

    14:24 looks like I’m going to Germany

  • @Lizzbizz15
    @Lizzbizz15 9 місяців тому

    My teacher one walked out the class started crying looked at us through the window and came back in as if nothing happened

  • @millionhats5972
    @millionhats5972 9 місяців тому

    8:57 too relatable..

  • @your-local-trainfan
    @your-local-trainfan 9 місяців тому

    the second is wild 😭

  • @p0lusthegremlin
    @p0lusthegremlin 5 місяців тому

    school is craaazy. it's the day before school starts. I just emailed my teacher for an advanced class and asked her if the class was an early class.
    I signed into my school email again check if she had responded, and I got this error: "Your password was changed less than an hour ago."
    my school does not want me to know when my class is, I guess---

  • @ZvalatDa1st
    @ZvalatDa1st 8 місяців тому

    Who needs Reddit when you have ChatGPT?

  • @RazorSharpMC
    @RazorSharpMC 9 місяців тому

    I got to private school and we have a document of the weird pest things that we’ve heard from the hallway