im afraid i cant do that ryan - Bits and Banter [11/21/2024]

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  • @xarein2842
    @xarein2842 2 місяці тому +456

    I love the chemistry between dan and ryan when its just them. Theres something about how it almost always devolves into dan interrogating ryan while ryan just completely no sells every question that i just cant get enough of.

  • @SleepyRobbo
    @SleepyRobbo Місяць тому +44

    including dan's facecam adds so much, i really appreciate that small thing

  • @torgor_
    @torgor_ 2 місяці тому +180

    NL politely waiting for Dan to pick up the damage up while he continues his bit and Dan hits the d6 lmaooo

    • @GryphonMcTips
      @GryphonMcTips 2 місяці тому +26

      Peak duo. Screw the haters

    • @Alo-is-io
      @Alo-is-io 2 місяці тому +10

      Rerolling the damage up and taking dog food on the same floor is crazy work

  • @nutflush5
    @nutflush5 2 місяці тому +144

    Dan is the king of bad faith bm

  • @fungusfungi5900
    @fungusfungi5900 2 місяці тому +128

    Respect to NL for not unloading the minigun on Dan's Canada discussion

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 2 місяці тому

      Seriously lol. As an American myself, he's annoying the piss out of me. What a condescending prick

    • @Ardokaath
      @Ardokaath 27 днів тому

      Dan would make me go nuclear every time, man

  • @pastanovadelight9169
    @pastanovadelight9169 2 місяці тому +31

    He finally answered my chutes too narrow question!! Thank you librarian for including the clip here I've been asking on my main and alt every now and then for like 4 years lmao

  • @zoom3184
    @zoom3184 2 місяці тому +103

    Bandle Pro goes London on Alabama 💀

  • @iconica9516
    @iconica9516 2 місяці тому +109

    _spits out day long bowl of cereal_

    • @Christopher-vh7lk
      @Christopher-vh7lk 2 місяці тому +10

      +2 The people don't understand the beauty of a long term bit

    • @Mcmos9000
      @Mcmos9000 2 місяці тому +1

      +2

    • @orion_traveler
      @orion_traveler 2 місяці тому +9

      They're calling it the greatest joke buildup of all time

    • @siepenmaru
      @siepenmaru 2 місяці тому +1

      CINEMA

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 Місяць тому +2

      you did the groundwork for this one, no one can take that away from you

  • @lr-
    @lr- 2 місяці тому +37

    Amazing thumbnail once again
    Also so incredibly funny hearing dan say "Alright this is my final dunk" and seeing that the dan vs canada section has only just reached the halfway point

  • @mechakinggidora
    @mechakinggidora 2 місяці тому +57

    Dan flaking Ryan for doing touristy stuff, then when he was getting destroyed by Ryan's OP facts and logic for not knowing anything American, immediately asking him to give him a Canadian style tour so he could learn some stuff. Was actually so funny it was hilarious to hear the backtracking.

    • @kotov909
      @kotov909 2 місяці тому +16

      Dan is the most Reddit man alive

    • @TTHJJD100
      @TTHJJD100 Місяць тому +13

      It's the "did you say british columbia as smugly as you did to me?" "You know american's always feel talked down to as well. I don't know what it is"

  • @skrooz7864
    @skrooz7864 2 місяці тому +12

    The banters per minute with these two is OFF THE CHARTS.

  • @yorozuya_gchan
    @yorozuya_gchan 2 місяці тому +14

    Kory's laughter during the Betty Boop bit felt actively rejuvenating.

  • @cabbageable
    @cabbageable 2 місяці тому +53

    no sips outro after "it wasn't me" was mentioned? damn

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 2 місяці тому +5

      He used it last time so

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 Місяць тому +5

      it’s truly one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

  • @viss9021
    @viss9021 Місяць тому +4

    27:37 is the quintessential Dan NL Interaction

  • @CombineHgrunt
    @CombineHgrunt 2 місяці тому +45

    NL blowing up the pushable TNT when there's a special card is a moment

    • @timm8o475
      @timm8o475 2 місяці тому +2

      mumbo moment

    • @Scrimbly_guy
      @Scrimbly_guy 2 місяці тому

      @@timm8o475true

    • @skrooz7864
      @skrooz7864 2 місяці тому +3

      Sometimes you just have to appreciate that he doesn't need to care anymore. He's just on the Hawaiian Isaac tour firing off of muscle memory.

    • @burnstjamp
      @burnstjamp 2 місяці тому

      ​@@timm8o475 +2

  • @wyldenites
    @wyldenites 2 місяці тому +87

    Me when I'm a kid answering the attractive characters quiz, but I think attractive means just "liking":
    "Batman, Superman, Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor, the Joker..."

  • @AngelJimenez-cs4yq
    @AngelJimenez-cs4yq 2 місяці тому +8

    I love that Dan calling Canada a nothing country doesn’t activate the anti america NL, but forks vs spoon sets him off 😭😭

    • @RecliningWhale
      @RecliningWhale 21 день тому

      In fairness to Dan, on a global scale, Canada is far less important than the US.

  • @kobold_sushi_executive_chef
    @kobold_sushi_executive_chef 2 місяці тому +25

    New mic or new illness?

  • @Shapio
    @Shapio 2 місяці тому +12

    from no new content for a week to a 3 B&B deep. I'm such a fake Egg Sucker

  • @thegrimreaper6787
    @thegrimreaper6787 2 місяці тому +9

    fresh wheel content, Yippee!

  • @nutflush5
    @nutflush5 2 місяці тому +5

    All of the conflict between NL and Dan started with Back to the Future

  • @milri8654
    @milri8654 2 місяці тому +3

    Very upset cause I watched the cerso cut instead of the glorious librarian double facecam cut

  • @lh6145
    @lh6145 2 місяці тому +8

    Question the for Librarian:
    Do the bits and banter videos contain the clips for all the other videos you put out? I've noticed some duplication between bits and banter videos and the other videos but can't tell if I only watch bits and banter videos if I'll see everything you put together.
    Thanks and keep up the great work!

    • @aLime404
      @aLime404 Місяць тому +4

      B&B is all the bits that get their own small vids + way more stuff that didn’t quite make the cut for single vids.
      Except for compilation clips and other special vids of course. Those don’t go into B&B cut cleanly together.

  • @endertwelve
    @endertwelve Місяць тому

    "That's why it's such a bad case of it!" This would've gotten my vote for sure.

  • @Sunnii333
    @Sunnii333 2 місяці тому +4

    Thank you Librarian Thank you

  • @Maverick_Merc
    @Maverick_Merc Місяць тому

    [Personal +2 Timestamps]
    47:52 "Contributions"
    53:43 "Take that"
    1:41:37 "What's ToS?"
    1:53:49 "Me in the kitchen"
    1:55:41 "Barbarians"
    2:12:48 "Same joke (2:11:54)
    [Yeah...]
    1:25:47 "Ahhhg!"

  • @tobipickle
    @tobipickle 2 місяці тому +1

    29:58 anyone else think they should change this? when ryan died it pulled them both out of the room to revive him, i feel like it should either revive him on the spot or wait until the room is clear because imagine if youre in a boss fight and one person keeps dying over and over

    • @Alo-is-io
      @Alo-is-io 2 місяці тому +2

      It's faithful to the single player experience IMO, if it waited until the room was cleared then there's room for everyone dying instead of being pulled to the room they were in, if it revived on the spot then it's just 9 heart containers with essentially no downside. it's supposed to be a risky item to take, if the person who took it keeps dying it's on them

  • @PravusTheKid
    @PravusTheKid Місяць тому

    I admiringly run out of forks before I run out of spoons every time

  • @jobdiscription2834
    @jobdiscription2834 2 місяці тому +2

    I am now a dan stan

  • @Ziggycreeper
    @Ziggycreeper 2 місяці тому +109

    Im sooooooo drunk @TheLibraryOfLetourneau
    Librariaaaaaaaaan 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @GryphonMcTips
      @GryphonMcTips 2 місяці тому +42

      Get this guy some mineral water

    • @maxine603
      @maxine603 2 місяці тому +15

      @@GryphonMcTips ASAP

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 2 місяці тому

      There are now ants all over your legs

    • @dokidokiduckie
      @dokidokiduckie 2 місяці тому +39

      Get this guy behind a wheel

  • @marrychrismas5993
    @marrychrismas5993 2 місяці тому +1

    the vid outro should have been "it wasn't me" with the wheel question at the end

  • @odie7022
    @odie7022 Місяць тому

    holy moving the goalposts

  • @dg5059
    @dg5059 2 місяці тому +9

    You know you really can't tell the difference between Ryan and Dan being friends or enemies.

  • @tamriilin
    @tamriilin 2 місяці тому

    "what's tos?"
    "A man drinking piss!"

  • @Cats.and.sadness
    @Cats.and.sadness Місяць тому

    I was going a little crazy when dan was asking for Canadian history and ryan did everything he could to not explain any history 😭

  • @zakmcmillan2889
    @zakmcmillan2889 2 місяці тому +3

    I should be sleeping goodnight

    • @j.r.huffnstuff3549
      @j.r.huffnstuff3549 2 місяці тому +8

      If you sleep to NL talking, you can name every Steely Dan album and the years they dropped.

  • @LostInConfusion1
    @LostInConfusion1 Місяць тому +1

    I'm surprised NL doesn't tell Dan to mind his own business and end discussion of the topic right there.

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 2 місяці тому

    1:48:52 is interesting because it probably should be higher but it isn’t as represented on the survey because it’s common that people don’t think about it as slang

  • @lambbone8302
    @lambbone8302 2 місяці тому

    thank you for your work librarian

  • @TheQats
    @TheQats 2 місяці тому

    Dan really is something special

  • @applesauceisawsome
    @applesauceisawsome 2 місяці тому

    Learning about the peloton bike troll community made my day thank you

  • @chimitrash
    @chimitrash 2 місяці тому +1

    Librarian, you should use the kurtis Blow bit as the outro once or twice

  • @toastyfeeesh
    @toastyfeeesh 2 місяці тому

    21:58 perfect time for the jaguar commercial to drop

  • @DG360MaN
    @DG360MaN Місяць тому +2

    I love Dan

  • @user-zk3jn7hf1c
    @user-zk3jn7hf1c Місяць тому

    chutes too narrow mentioned

  • @jimbo491
    @jimbo491 Місяць тому

    1:24:38 idk why the faces he makes in this bit are so funny to me he looks insane

  • @uncleclo
    @uncleclo 2 місяці тому +1

    Sick and tired of new brunswick catching strays

  • @dededededeha6935
    @dededededeha6935 Місяць тому

    Dan was trying his damndest on gettin NL to play wow 😭😭😭

  • @recordhead9619
    @recordhead9619 Місяць тому

    24:01 EenElle can't believe people play games that aren't games he likes omegalul

  • @GoldudeMK
    @GoldudeMK 2 місяці тому

    That thumbnail looks sick as hell

  • @MarkofQuad
    @MarkofQuad 11 днів тому +1

    Dan stock has to be at an all-time low after that Canada conversation

  • @NecroBurt
    @NecroBurt 2 місяці тому

    25:07 the PALM OIL

  • @sammynanji5516
    @sammynanji5516 Місяць тому

    whats the song in the outro

  • @addison6536
    @addison6536 2 місяці тому

    the groomler

  • @ZZalles1
    @ZZalles1 Місяць тому

    26:15 The RainDan

  • @flexvape
    @flexvape 2 місяці тому +5

    I imagine Ryan has more productive conversations with his 3 year old...

  • @FlozzSD
    @FlozzSD 2 місяці тому +15

    Dan's Canada rant really wore me out, how does a person say all that and not realise how annoying they are

    • @Metallijosh100
      @Metallijosh100 2 місяці тому +5

      *In NL voice* "Why...do you care, brother? You get worn out by someone's voice? Man put on another video hahahaha... -2? I'M JUST SAYING"

    • @SoundQuester
      @SoundQuester 2 місяці тому +5

      I can't watch the guy he's just loud and obnoxious

    • @Xathian
      @Xathian 29 днів тому +2

      Dan is the absolute peak of Americanism. Extremely loud and obnoxious and he thinks because he's clueless and ignorant about a subject that means the subject doesn't have any merit.

  • @_TristanGray
    @_TristanGray 2 місяці тому +7

    NL must be so tired after these streams with Dan

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 2 місяці тому

    Bandle today!!!

  • @UU8D
    @UU8D 2 місяці тому +4

  • @tehkokhoe
    @tehkokhoe 19 годин тому

    Jokbal is yummy

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel 2 місяці тому +3

  • @Im_The_Milk_God
    @Im_The_Milk_God 2 місяці тому

    1:38:08 look up cats inflation

  • @Naomi_NZ
    @Naomi_NZ 2 місяці тому

    you watahnabee

  • @Kswaf706
    @Kswaf706 2 місяці тому +16

    Dan's Canada bit was just embarrassing😂 rare Dan L

  • @fritzophrenia3146
    @fritzophrenia3146 Місяць тому

    Dan is incredible, like you can see that he wants to retaliate to NL's jabs about Americans, and he decides to do it by essentially forcing NL to admit that either A) he doesn't know as much about Canadian history as he thinks he does, he basically just knows trivia, or B) there truly isn't enough interesting Canadian history worth mentioning, both of which serve his point towards explaining why a Canadian knows so much about America

    • @Xathian
      @Xathian 29 днів тому +1

      No, Canadians are just very used to Americans inflated egos and their common trait of confusing their lack of knowing anything about Canada historically for there being nothing worth knowing. There's a reason they're sliding down the OECD education ratings at light speed. American ignorance on display is as normal an experience as feeling a breeze, you don't take note and make a big deal every time the wind blows after you've felt it a million times.

    • @MarkofQuad
      @MarkofQuad 11 днів тому

      I see your listening comprehension is on par with Dan's

  • @Donovarkhallum
    @Donovarkhallum Місяць тому

    Dans oreo take was tarded fasho

  • @luckytown7209
    @luckytown7209 2 місяці тому

    1:46

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 2 місяці тому

    1:33:15 the trypophobia gaslight is insane what
    "reddit diagnoses" lmao

  • @dissida8071
    @dissida8071 2 місяці тому

    😮

  • @Sanctus01
    @Sanctus01 2 місяці тому +2

    Dan being so awarly ignorant to anything outside of the us does something to my soul

  • @SakanaKogane
    @SakanaKogane 2 місяці тому

    Raclette is just French…

  • @RecliningWhale
    @RecliningWhale 21 день тому

    NL not understanding that the reason Canadians learn about America while the reverse isn't true is primarily due to the massive imbalance of global importance between the two is pretty funny. He also forgot that Mexico exists when he said that Canada was the closest country to the US. Most Canadians cannot name all 50 states. NL tends to forget that his pool of trivial information is greater than the average Canadian.

  • @Im_The_Milk_God
    @Im_The_Milk_God 2 місяці тому

    lola bunny is the only one in the top ten that belongs there. no overwatch characters, no judy hopps, no cortana, or that fox girl from the bad guys or whatever

  • @Gijjers
    @Gijjers 2 місяці тому

    Wife troubled sibling relationship reveal?

  • @familyplayer1
    @familyplayer1 2 місяці тому

    No one cares but NL does get one thing wrong about people caring about game companies failing. A lot of people care cause it shows companies wasting their time, money, and their devs when they could have done 5 million other things.
    Though yeah there are some who do care a bit much lil