chiblee's texas diet - Bits and Banter [10/17/2024]

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  • @maxgaj3015
    @maxgaj3015 3 місяці тому +575

    The cockiness of the eating-on-toilet discussion vs the humility of a man humbled by norovirus, poetic

    • @sixpip
      @sixpip 3 місяці тому +189

      Icarus ate too close to the bowl

    • @dgba1152
      @dgba1152 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sixpip+2

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 3 місяці тому +54

      "I know eating on the toilet is not for everybody"
      YA THINK?

    • @williamsue549
      @williamsue549 3 місяці тому

      ​@@sixpip+2

    • @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom
      @GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom 3 місяці тому +55

      The funniest thing is that he would absolutely EVISCERATE the on-toilet eaters if he weren't one himself

  • @blernsball
    @blernsball 3 місяці тому +95

    Just incredible editing to cut from the long eating on the toilet chat to the norovirus post. I was dying. GTA reference is an excellent touch. Nobody does it better librarian.

    • @grimdeth2197
      @grimdeth2197 3 місяці тому +6

      luke 50yen has entered the chat

  • @yamanaka223
    @yamanaka223 3 місяці тому +259

    3:34 so fucked up from norovirus that he repeated the same thing twice with the same intonation like it wasn't an editing error

    • @Abhiously
      @Abhiously 3 місяці тому +20

      that shit had me going insane for a second until i paid attention to chat and saw it actually replay

  • @Naomi_NZ
    @Naomi_NZ 3 місяці тому +102

    you're eating. there's shit particles in the air and you're eating.

  • @shokx1824
    @shokx1824 3 місяці тому +252

    Apollo's jocking about being mauled by a "bear" and everyone is too straight to understand

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann 3 місяці тому +41

    +2 to the chatter who said "H-O-T-D-O-G-S, 1 dollar and fifty cents"

  • @catgirlsystems
    @catgirlsystems 3 місяці тому +167

    holy fuck i thought i got transported into an alternate reality when he started overnight oats posting again

    • @nathanshults9901
      @nathanshults9901 3 місяці тому +13

      i literally thought i clicked on an old video

    • @RadicalRegice
      @RadicalRegice 3 місяці тому +6

      brother may i have some oats

    • @nathanshults9901
      @nathanshults9901 3 місяці тому +1

      @@RadicalRegice i was going to say yes but i just lost to a regice in a random battle

    • @stinkyburden
      @stinkyburden 3 місяці тому

      @@nathanshults9901 that's gotta be racist

  • @shnorbles
    @shnorbles 3 місяці тому +33

    I love how many times in joke boat he's in awe he didn't win just because he made a joke with structure

  • @Kiriba2003
    @Kiriba2003 3 місяці тому +16

    Everyone adopting Chiblee is so fucking adorable

  • @JensPlaner
    @JensPlaner 3 місяці тому +19

    1:23:06 This is so great, you can really see his heart break in real time

    • @andey68
      @andey68 3 місяці тому

      Murray when you bring me out...

  • @tpmjg
    @tpmjg 3 місяці тому +124

    We’re fool guys, of course we’d try to deceive a dog.

  • @SanguineThor
    @SanguineThor 3 місяці тому +51

    We're Costco Dogs, of course we gotta try the double chunk chocolate cookie and then get rushed to the vet to get our stomachs pumped out!

  • @fentonizer86
    @fentonizer86 3 місяці тому +22

    "Not the Freddy vs. Jason Mike Myers."
    He is so ill. Please rest.

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 3 місяці тому +3

      I know this isn't a joke but +2

  • @iconica9516
    @iconica9516 3 місяці тому +3

    whenever i casaully watch nl my brain tunes out most of the banter and just keeps the funny stuff in
    whenever i watch a Bits and Banter I suddenly hear all of the banter

  • @fireddionysus8021
    @fireddionysus8021 3 місяці тому +10

    Just as I finished watching the last upload I refresh and see this, thank you Librarian you are saving my life

  • @DoublemintDave
    @DoublemintDave 3 місяці тому +16

    CHIIIIBLEEEE NATIOOOOOON

    • @sixpip
      @sixpip 3 місяці тому +2

      👊 🔵

  • @Lily-r5h
    @Lily-r5h 3 місяці тому +10

    NL glazed FDR with the gyatt behind him.

  • @ScarletKomi
    @ScarletKomi 3 місяці тому +22

    22:05 He is Lenin posting

  • @dylaann
    @dylaann 3 місяці тому +6

    I didn't realize the start of the video was an old clip cause my brain saw 8-bit graphics and went "ah yeah okay this must be UFO50" until he changed shirts and I was like wait a minute...

  • @randomperson01
    @randomperson01 3 місяці тому +4

    They call him the librarian the way he bookin these Ws

  • @robotman99lolface
    @robotman99lolface 3 місяці тому +66

    Stay pegged

    • @donkeykong315
      @donkeykong315 3 місяці тому

      🍆

    • @Gumper30
      @Gumper30 3 місяці тому +26

      An inarticulate pirate reminding his pal to keep his wooden leg attached:

    • @danieldosso2455
      @danieldosso2455 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Gumper30 That's a +2

    • @justineb8084
      @justineb8084 3 місяці тому +5

      🫡🫡🫡

  • @Scrumbumbler
    @Scrumbumbler 3 місяці тому +4

    When he said “hockey terms” I heard “haki terms”

  • @tiibagstyler6556
    @tiibagstyler6556 3 місяці тому +4

    21:32 Bro got hit with the shallow grave.

  • @MrMoriardy
    @MrMoriardy 3 місяці тому +13

    Lets do this Texas style 🤠

  • @bennyharvey8436
    @bennyharvey8436 3 місяці тому +5

    Do you guys remember the clip of NL talking about Money for Nothing like it was a fake podcast? Analysing the opportunity cost of lessons to "play the geetar", etc. I want to say it was in the past 3 weeks of streams but I can't remember where it is.

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 3 місяці тому

      I know the clip you're talking about but I cant remember the source. I'm pretty sure it was during ufo50, but uh, that's not exactly helpful considering lately all his streams are ufo50 (and will continue to be for a while, if we should be so lucky)

  • @awenwraig
    @awenwraig 3 місяці тому +4

    ryan talks about eating on the shitter = female viewership drops by 50%

  • @Maverick_Merc
    @Maverick_Merc 2 місяці тому

    [Personal +2 Timestamps]
    1:20:03 "M'yes"
    1:39:14 "Most Adoptable"
    1:40:24 1:44:47 "Pint per Day"
    1:45:51 "CAUGHT"
    1:46:39 "Stop laughing!"

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 3 місяці тому +1

    thank you for the video librarian

  • @parkersmule
    @parkersmule 3 місяці тому

    ame in the credits giving such a nostalgic feeling

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt 3 місяці тому +2

    We're weenis (in the winter) guys, of course we shoebill crane

  • @XDestroyoxZx
    @XDestroyoxZx 3 місяці тому +2

    I know he's Shakespeare posting, but every time I hear him say "to thine own self be true" I just think of Gone Guru

  • @Radi_vvanker
    @Radi_vvanker 3 місяці тому +3

    I always love songs at the end plus the credits

  • @Escarghoti
    @Escarghoti 3 місяці тому +4

    Norodivergent? He's norotypical!

  • @itstheblandman8734
    @itstheblandman8734 3 місяці тому +8

    Our oh diligent librarian I have but one request…I’m trying to find a clip of NL on foodguessrr where he recalls a video of 2nd gen Chinese immigrants say that some popular American made Chinese food sucks but their like grandparents that immigrated from China are like “this food is very good I see why its popular” but I can’t find it. Could you possibly tell me where I could find it? Please and thank you.

    • @AliceMousie
      @AliceMousie 3 місяці тому +30

      video "Northernlion on his living funeral" at 13m38s

    • @itstheblandman8734
      @itstheblandman8734 3 місяці тому +3

      @@AliceMousie thanks man 🙏

    • @jimslickens
      @jimslickens 3 місяці тому +7

      There really ought to be a searchable index of bits. I once spent almost an hour combing through 'Have You Seen This Tweet' compilations for NL's reaction to the 'I think I hauve covid' tweet.

    • @itstheblandman8734
      @itstheblandman8734 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jimslickens that would be pretty awesome but I don’t think even our humble librarian is that dedicated to making a doc on that lol

    • @jimslickens
      @jimslickens 3 місяці тому +2

      @@itstheblandman8734 Fair, fair. Although, most of Librarian's compilations are already indexed by bit in the section titles, so it's partly done already, and just need someone to tabulate them.

  • @chan_serv
    @chan_serv 3 місяці тому +3

    max and mini seems sick but my man was NOT mentally there to play on this stream 🤣

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel 3 місяці тому +10

  • @RedSntDK
    @RedSntDK 2 місяці тому

    48:29 NL confirmed: BMGTOW. You know what the B stands for.

  • @himynameisben95
    @himynameisben95 3 місяці тому +1

    Genuinely insane to eat on the toilet. Actually disgusting. I can't stand thinking about it.

  • @moppr
    @moppr 3 місяці тому +1

    CHIBLEE NATIONNNNN

  • @GreyGanado
    @GreyGanado 3 місяці тому

    Guess we'll get the same ending song on the 25th...

  • @SW1ZZMAN
    @SW1ZZMAN 3 місяці тому +5

    Hi tomo

  • @moresnqp
    @moresnqp 3 місяці тому

    42:00 ish
    does he know what food is
    all of the planet is a competition for energy

  • @ajz2k
    @ajz2k 3 місяці тому +1

    A veggie dog even - for mee

  • @wintergreen9949
    @wintergreen9949 3 місяці тому

    "okay" in chat

  • @Shnarfbird
    @Shnarfbird 3 місяці тому

    40:00 where's that guy that posts what you would look like if you were black or chinese

  • @deezulVo
    @deezulVo 3 місяці тому +1

    Seeing chatters spamming 'miku' for the wheel's theme when its Eleanor Forte makes me want to become the joker

  • @Smex
    @Smex 3 місяці тому +1

    1:20:41 HAHAHA HAHAHA so true!!!

    • @woozi29
      @woozi29 3 місяці тому +1

      Glorp

  • @theuserofthissite
    @theuserofthissite 3 місяці тому +3

    Unskippable outtro

  • @BC-yl3qb
    @BC-yl3qb 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank the lord Sinvicta isn’t in this video

  • @redcube9629
    @redcube9629 3 місяці тому +1

    Let's fucking gooo

  • @kenallsop7502
    @kenallsop7502 3 місяці тому

    Ame doko 🥰😭

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 місяці тому

    I like DUNE but only David Lynche's Dune because he's a spiritual guy so he gets the vibe better.

  • @brian6220F
    @brian6220F 2 місяці тому

    chinese NL be like: get ready to learn chinese buddy

  • @HarryAyA
    @HarryAyA 3 місяці тому +1

    🕵‍♀Librarian, one of my favourite parts of your videos is the endings.
    The NL singing bits, they're so good. Especially, because you mix it up a bit each time.

  • @SuperSaglow
    @SuperSaglow 3 місяці тому +1

    bAgel

  • @Tyc9909
    @Tyc9909 3 місяці тому +1

    I looooove the faker game

  • @BigTohm
    @BigTohm 3 місяці тому +4

    I dont like how the vtuber outros are actually sticking with me

  • @DingLiren-nw2vj
    @DingLiren-nw2vj 3 місяці тому +1

    Begl

  • @Archimedes.5000
    @Archimedes.5000 3 місяці тому

    27:00 people leaving twitter for bluesky due to the block changes is so fucking funny
    It's one thing to not know that blocks on twitter don't do shit already since you can just view the post while logged out, because Melon has been fucking with that and breaking it recently, but to not know that on bluesky blocks do even less and that it's federated so you can freely modify your client is crazy

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 3 місяці тому

      Same thing for the AI changes, twitter and other companies already were using your posts for AI (they never needed your permission anyway) and bluesky is equal if not worse in that regard due to being federated

  • @loud_shitting
    @loud_shitting 3 місяці тому +2

    hope silent hill is dead so i can watch the streams again. after he made a poop joke over angelas trauma i was out.

    • @danielwitt1793
      @danielwitt1793 3 місяці тому +14

      Damn, comedy really is illegal now