Skyrim, but NPCs spawn a Cheese Wheel every second

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  • @NoahReadsSlowly
    @NoahReadsSlowly Рік тому +14012

    Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.

    • @NoahReadsSlowly
      @NoahReadsSlowly Рік тому +515

      @awhellnah__ Ok Mr cheese master, why don’t you calm down

    • @drewski_1
      @drewski_1 Рік тому +173

      @awhellnah__aww shucks, I suppose then this comment should get taken down now shouldn’t it! How dare they make a joke about cheese that’s statistically inaccurate. Shame

    • @Drexus.The.Mantled
      @Drexus.The.Mantled Рік тому +26

      Mold adds value too

    • @BradCashew
      @BradCashew Рік тому +28

      @awhellnah__I bet you’re fun at parties

    • @eeee6937
      @eeee6937 Рік тому +38

      @awhellnah__ extra protein for the other 98%

  • @Darktrooper0
    @Darktrooper0 Рік тому +1726

    Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault

  • @MorbidTortoise
    @MorbidTortoise Рік тому +4138

    This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese

    • @midknight1339
      @midknight1339 Рік тому +595

      I'm pretty confident that this wouldn't even affect the GPU that much; the main reason this kills the game is because of the amount of collision physics which need to be calculated, which is all on the CPU.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Рік тому +133

      No, its the fabric of reality warping and changing due to the sheer amount of cheese

    • @ihya_oldum7265
      @ihya_oldum7265 Рік тому +53

      It should be much better on special edition old skyrim engine has some hard limits special edition engine is more advenced, thats the reason big city mods dont work on the old version

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm Рік тому +6

      His gpu was holding skyrim like peter did in that meme with mj

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte Рік тому +88

      ​@@midknight1339Yeah, objects with collision and gravity are extremely expensive on the CPU when they're in high amounts, meanwhile it's nothing crazy for the GPU

  • @Groovehound122
    @Groovehound122 8 місяців тому +1278

    I love how the DougDoug charm is that you click the video thinking “Yeah, that’s a fun idea” and then about 1/5 of the way in you get distracted by some crazy consequence of the video gimmick and the rest of the video has 18 subplots about some completely insane, stupid, crazy, ADHD fuelled competition

    • @quacktheduck6146
      @quacktheduck6146 7 місяців тому +46

      dougdoug is literally adhd the streamer

    • @runelefebvre8336
      @runelefebvre8336 5 місяців тому +11

      This explains every Douglas video😂

    • @LateCigs
      @LateCigs 5 місяців тому +38

      This channel is the opposite of clickbait, you always get even more than you bargained for

    • @rezaghanbari2172
      @rezaghanbari2172 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@LateCigsI couldn't describe it better myself

  • @melissagotobed
    @melissagotobed Рік тому +1064

    I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe

    • @AeyakS
      @AeyakS Рік тому +27

      It's sort of rigged towards 21+. Without a time limit, it's only possible for it to pander to "No" if the stream ends, which might take hours. On the other hand, you have all of that time for the record to be broken.

    • @someone24688
      @someone24688 Рік тому +16

      I think the record was 23? The stream had some bonus content like Doug taking off his shirt

  • @biobuilder4366
    @biobuilder4366 Рік тому +1148

    I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.

  • @thorzap1374
    @thorzap1374 Рік тому +1089

    If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah Рік тому +16

      True

    • @connectedgamers1753
      @connectedgamers1753 Рік тому +175

      He was doomed the second Whiterun wouldn't work anymore. Have to go into whiterun to talk to the Emperor's agent who sets up the whole assassination business.

    • @Michaelroni-n-cheese
      @Michaelroni-n-cheese Рік тому +4

      Thanks for ruining the video!

    • @thorzap1374
      @thorzap1374 Рік тому +167

      @@Michaelroni-n-cheese Anytime! Maybe finish the video before browsing the comments next time?

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +60

      @@Michaelroni-n-cheese nobody made you read the comments, friend

  • @alala-qv3do
    @alala-qv3do 7 місяців тому +142

    i think its not his computer dying, but the whole skyrim universe being consumed and suffocated in cheese

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken Рік тому +658

    9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.

  • @piethrower91
    @piethrower91 Рік тому +764

    I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.

    • @aurockson2696
      @aurockson2696 Рік тому +56

      Doug Doug famous for having fast speedruns

    • @evoction
      @evoction Рік тому +49

      You mean to tell me the cheese tower record isn't the main challenge

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP Рік тому +10

      Two stones with one bird

  • @jasonsorin1021
    @jasonsorin1021 Рік тому +6179

    how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Рік тому +285

      Maybe some districts have more or less different cheese types? Take goat cheese from one district, sell it at a district that majors mostly in cow cheese for a mark-up. Or perhaps sell a type of cheese to a maker who specializes in crafting cottage cheese.

    • @Polygonzzzzzzz
      @Polygonzzzzzzz Рік тому +207

      Sell the time to a clock.

    • @kolby125
      @kolby125 Рік тому +24

      cash money 🤑🤑🤑

    • @Channeldyhb
      @Channeldyhb Рік тому +9

      Cheese is free real estate

    • @HiddenForbidden2
      @HiddenForbidden2 Рік тому +33

      They... LOVE the Cheese just that much!

  • @Chris-nt1ss
    @Chris-nt1ss Рік тому +1167

    The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans

    • @notabirdboy
      @notabirdboy 8 місяців тому +30

      Just like my bat mitzvah

    • @xspeedyjjx7419
      @xspeedyjjx7419 5 місяців тому +3

      🧀

    • @sanderzphillips
      @sanderzphillips 3 місяці тому +1

      1.) The lady running around was screaming, not the kids.
      2.) The muffled screaming was nothing more than an edit done in post.
      ☝️🤓

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@sanderzphillipsOk nerd

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 місяці тому

      @@notabirdboyHuh, yours, too?

  • @TimeDestroyer9
    @TimeDestroyer9 Рік тому +1778

    As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor Рік тому +29

      what's your total cheese count so far

    • @jadelilly420
      @jadelilly420 Рік тому +30

      I thought your name was TimDestroyer and I was wondering what you have against Tims lmao

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Рік тому

      ​@@jadelilly420Tims cannot be trusted

    • @doctorstaples4947
      @doctorstaples4947 Рік тому +11

      Hey I’m glad you’re getting the representation in media you deserve, Doug is so progressive

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Рік тому +9

      What's your cheese tower record?

  • @Unappendixed
    @Unappendixed Рік тому +866

    He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization

    • @Exorion1er
      @Exorion1er Рік тому +93

      Yes ! Also, a 4070 is not "best PC money can buy" *4090 enters the ring*

    • @portalwalker_
      @portalwalker_ Рік тому +27

      ​@@Exorion1erYeah, why wouldn't he just get the best money can buy?

    • @Marcelis
      @Marcelis Рік тому

      @@portalwalker_for this?

    • @portalwalker_
      @portalwalker_ Рік тому +37

      @@Marcelis No, for everything: Recording, playing GTA V, editing, etc. This would be a business purchase after all

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 Рік тому +103

      @@portalwalker_ because people don't have unlimited money

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 Рік тому +2130

    Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft Рік тому +48

      If only his meteorites were also modded to have cheese models

    • @irokosalei5133
      @irokosalei5133 Рік тому +11

      Also the rainbow horses , I guess they're from MLP 😂

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy 11 місяців тому +2

      Every kill spawns an increasing number of cheese wheels

    • @Ortogh
      @Ortogh 3 місяці тому

      1945 likes💀

  • @jd0monty
    @jd0monty 7 місяців тому +297

    doing some math, a skyrim cheese wheel is 2 pounds (0.9kg), and since one is spawning on an npc 5 times a second, that means an npc excretes 10 pounds (4.5kg) of cheese a second, meaning that at about the 1:45 hour mark where the game stopped loading, an actual number of 31,500 wheels of cheese would've been loaded by a single npc if the game wasnt lagging, and if the 5 wheels of cheese a second was constant throughout the whole video. making a single npc secrete about 63,000 (28,576 kg) pounds of cheese in an hour and 45 minutes. so that means that every day, a person in skyrim would need to shed 864,000 pounds (391,903 kg) of cheese, or the weight of a fully loaded Boeing 747. EVERY SINGLE DAY. and just to torture myself, that means the earth would gain about 6.912 x 10^15 pounds, or around the weight of Pluto. EVERY DAY.

    • @nidicey
      @nidicey 7 місяців тому +23

      dedication is INSANE dude

    • @horhaythebigmacguy3836
      @horhaythebigmacguy3836 6 місяців тому +12

      Cheesetastic.

    • @renniekinnie
      @renniekinnie 6 місяців тому +11

      this information is stellar thank you 🫡

    • @TwistedCodex
      @TwistedCodex 4 місяці тому +18

      This, is the reason ive always loved math. Wild calculations to compare are weirdly fun. Awesome crunch!

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 4 місяці тому +6

      You’re a nerd and I love you

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 Рік тому +1155

    The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.

    • @revilno
      @revilno Рік тому +71

      No all you have to do is wait, both the emperor and that one lady from the dark brotherhood and all the targets are lactose intolerant

    • @theguthboyw
      @theguthboyw 11 місяців тому +8

      @@revilno nah, after you kill Astrid and tell the Penutian oculatus agents, you wait then slaughter the sanctuary together

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. 9 місяців тому +6

      @@theguthboyw no because the agents are lactose intolerant too

    • @ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy
      @ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy 9 місяців тому +3

      didn't he do that in a different challenge once? not sure which one it was

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. 9 місяців тому

      @@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy don't think he did.

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic Рік тому +655

    "These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma."
    Another quality quote from Doug

  • @jadennigel773
    @jadennigel773 Рік тому +825

    Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree Рік тому +4

      Hahaha!! Same 😂🤣

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil Рік тому +31

      7:13

    • @bok4822
      @bok4822 Рік тому +11

      I think I spent a solid 4 minutes laughing at that scene. Everything about it was just pure dark comedy gold.

  • @LateCigs
    @LateCigs 7 місяців тому +107

    11:44 Hearing an adult man say "The cheese is gonna increase soon..." in unironic distraught is all I've ever needed

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 Рік тому +2011

    Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure

    • @miguelmalvina5200
      @miguelmalvina5200 Рік тому +46

      why do you have the spore galactic adventures logo

    • @Dafpea1
      @Dafpea1 Рік тому +7

      ​@@miguelmalvina5200good question

    • @Someone-wall
      @Someone-wall Рік тому +44

      ​@@miguelmalvina5200why shouldn't they have a profile picture that is the icon to an expansion for the greatest game of all time; spore.

    • @GrassTroll
      @GrassTroll Рік тому +6

      @@Someone-wallJump jungles!

    • @Earl_of_York
      @Earl_of_York Рік тому +14

      Completely unrelated but I love your profile picture

  • @chicknorris6035
    @chicknorris6035 Рік тому +139

    The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.

    • @piercexlr878
      @piercexlr878 Рік тому +9

      Pretty sure dark brotherhood area would doom him. A lot of stuff has to happen

  • @weinereater-wm6qm
    @weinereater-wm6qm Рік тому +475

    I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower
    I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer

  • @meganvincent5381
    @meganvincent5381 11 місяців тому +173

    7:10 "...extra beating!" *BRUTAL EXECUTION* Good god that timing

    • @Fireflare80
      @Fireflare80 8 місяців тому +24

      I particularly love that in the exact moment he performs the brutal execution, all the orphans cheese themselves in shock

    • @meganvincent5381
      @meganvincent5381 8 місяців тому +9

      @@Fireflare80 OH MY GOD THEY DID, god that was hilarious

  • @Cheezman64
    @Cheezman64 Рік тому +2426

    As a person made of cheese, I approve

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 Рік тому +929

    I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see

    • @brr4519
      @brr4519 Рік тому +107

      can’t pick up 4 cheeses per npc per second faster than they spawn, let alone 6

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 Рік тому +13

      @@brr4519 But what if we were to fus ro dah them away?

    • @DaniRadriendil
      @DaniRadriendil Рік тому +86

      @@2-bit567Much like dumping garbage IRL, they don't go "away", they just go over there. You need to rapidly despawn large quantities of cheese.

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 Рік тому +7

      @@DaniRadriendil Ah, I thought maybe pushing them far enough away would unload them.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 Рік тому +51

      @@2-bit567 Then the physics of hundreds of wheels of cheese flying around would need to be calculated. That would be a death sentence.

  • @inkling457
    @inkling457 Рік тому +423

    My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored.
    This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels.
    My sister also collected troll skulls.

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 11 місяців тому +29

      My current character has like 300+ skooma. My rule is if it's available I have to buy it, and I keep it in the bedside table

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 9 місяців тому +9

      Me and my brother would hoard Town Guard Shields

    • @Malenrick
      @Malenrick 9 місяців тому +19

      I like the escalation of collecting plates and bread, to troll skulls.

    • @tOGGLEwAFFLES
      @tOGGLEwAFFLES 9 місяців тому +6

      I go for empty skooma bottles and soul gem fragments personally.

    • @wildwyguy2968
      @wildwyguy2968 8 місяців тому +3

      for me it was skulls and brooms

  • @pbutteranimates9841
    @pbutteranimates9841 6 місяців тому +28

    i (lactose intolerant) watched this while suffering from a lactose-intolerance-attack and i'm suing doug for damages to the entire bottom half of my body and my house.

  • @davwalsr
    @davwalsr Рік тому +131

    I was here for this stream, one of the few I’ve seen live. The cheese counter was without question the most important part of the stream

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Рік тому +9

      Can't believe Doug made a video and fast-forwarded through the best and most interesting part. Another classic case of Doug refusing to give his viewers what they want sigh

  • @venomherlet2825
    @venomherlet2825 Рік тому +62

    Damn, I remember this one from like half a year ago xD
    I also love how it eventually stopped being about beating Skyrim and became a search operation for the highest cheese tower :)

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Рік тому +3

      No no, beating Skyrim was a side quest

  • @kadinallan2436
    @kadinallan2436 Рік тому +53

    I remember the coding portion of that stream being so painful to watch... and it wasn't getting the cheese to spawn. He spent so much time trying to just make a counter for the cheese 😅

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 3 місяці тому +5

    DougDoug walking into the orphanage and immediately dealing the most devastating execution to Grelod was incredible.

  • @Mr_Mystic
    @Mr_Mystic Рік тому +367

    if i had a nickle for every dougdoug skyrim video that included cheese in it...well i'd only have a few but it's weird how this keeps happening.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Рік тому +15

      You ve misspelled "delicious".

    • @machina221
      @machina221 Рік тому +13

      We call this 'religion'.

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 Рік тому +11

      You'd have a quarter, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 5 times

    • @totororaptors
      @totororaptors Рік тому

      ​@@vcreativeart16a quarter is 25

    • @Thunderclap117
      @Thunderclap117 Рік тому +6

      @@totororaptors yes... 25 cents. a nickle is 5 cents. 5 times 5 = 25

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph Рік тому +89

    13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Рік тому +1102

    Awesome work

  • @Shamshiro
    @Shamshiro 11 місяців тому +31

    Sheogorath's having a field day with this one.

    • @abysspegasusgaming
      @abysspegasusgaming 3 місяці тому

      This is the comment I've been looking for!

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 3 місяці тому +2

      He's probably the one causing all of the cheese shenanigans to happen in the first place.

  • @tommartenmark5786
    @tommartenmark5786 Рік тому +44

    9:22 love the muffled voice when the cheese is in front of her

  • @ThatGuy-hu9mt
    @ThatGuy-hu9mt Рік тому +273

    I can’t believe people aren’t commending DougDoug for waiting five real days for the cheese wheels to despawn

  • @TheTrueFool
    @TheTrueFool Рік тому +244

    Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.

    • @Leglessolas
      @Leglessolas Рік тому +19

      Talk about cosmic horror

    • @GusBried
      @GusBried 11 місяців тому +23

      ​@@okzyzzbut then they'd question what was wrong with the one weirdo, who doesn't spawn cheese 🤔

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 10 місяців тому +12

      @@GusBried not really. They would call him disabled and go on with their lives

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH 10 місяців тому +1

      Eating and pooping are like this. Aliens be like WTF?

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 9 місяців тому

      this whole playthrough is cosmic horror. its like mr. fundels from rick and morty- a race against time until the cheese assimilates everything.

  • @2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin
    @2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin 5 місяців тому +7

    A Nordic great axe is swinging towards your face, you hit the pause menu, *EIGHTY WHEELS OF CHEESE*

  • @marcuswong730
    @marcuswong730 Рік тому +222

    Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Рік тому +119

    This takes 'cheesing Skyrim' to a whole different level.

  • @redcoder09
    @redcoder09 Рік тому +54

    I speak for all the residents of Wisconsin when I say that we applaud you for taking on the menace of cheese summoned by High Demon Elgrim. Times have been tough over here too.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 місяці тому +5

    An orphan preforming a dark ritual whilst balancing on a stack of cheese wheels isn't something I expected to see today. Or ever

  • @xaiverbres7335
    @xaiverbres7335 Рік тому +86

    6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate
    The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive

  • @dermegger7733
    @dermegger7733 Рік тому +85

    Honestly, the cheese towering record got me more invested than any speedrun ever would.

  • @Giantpenguin
    @Giantpenguin Рік тому +44

    14:17
    "Pinkie pie looks horrible now!"
    Rainbow Dash looks at him all offended.

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 3 місяці тому

      @@Giantpenguin despite being made into scuffed NPC reskins in an entirely different game/universe their friendship remains boundless

  • @m4c1990
    @m4c1990 Рік тому +11

    Someone should tell that guy that the GPU has nothing to do with the physics calculations in this game...

  • @exantiuse497
    @exantiuse497 Рік тому +69

    I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load

  • @eth43c89
    @eth43c89 Рік тому +22

    The motivation speech from the same voice as the barbarian from wall-town really moved me. Thank you Doug, for the motivation to continue on my cheesy journey.

  • @NerdishGeekish
    @NerdishGeekish Рік тому +111

    I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.

  • @deathtakes
    @deathtakes 6 місяців тому +3

    Was not expecting competitive cheese stacking in skyrim, this is why i love mods and the modders that make them.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +57

    16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god

  • @cho4d
    @cho4d Рік тому +152

    the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me

    • @Planetdune
      @Planetdune 10 місяців тому +8

      The game does not dynamically adapt to the situation. The prices and economy are exactly the same no matter how much cheese is spawned.

    • @quollosuru
      @quollosuru 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Planetdune i mean obviously, its just amusing

  • @NikFromm
    @NikFromm Рік тому +47

    11:43 Doug: “We’re gonna k!ll the miner.”
    Chat: “The ones in the orphanage wasn’t enough, huh?”

  • @katt-the-pig
    @katt-the-pig 11 місяців тому +11

    14:41 Obviously, the shopkeepers are more interested in import cheese. They don't have so much of that.

  • @benlunaris
    @benlunaris Рік тому +201

    Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital Рік тому +107

    I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19

    • @lkx5257
      @lkx5257 Рік тому +8

      The pinnacle of human creation

  • @randomplaces597
    @randomplaces597 Рік тому +468

    Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun.
    *Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Рік тому +48

      its a cheeserun

    • @Poggers123-nu3us
      @Poggers123-nu3us Рік тому +14

      ​@@FiSH-iSHcheeserun moment

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Рік тому +4

      @@Poggers123-nu3us frfr!!

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel Рік тому +5

      ...then continueing to change the rules he plays on ingame.
      We all know thoose Types from Kindergarten and we love em.

    • @user-ym8zp6ld4e
      @user-ym8zp6ld4e Рік тому +12

      @@Rabijeel i thinks its pretty obvious its not supposed to be a serious speedrun, idk maybe because there is cheese spawning every second???

  • @alala-qv3do
    @alala-qv3do 7 місяців тому +3

    just imagine running into a room to see your children suffocate in 16 tons of cheese wheels

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Рік тому +19

    Hey! This is like an old school DougDoug video. Back in the day, when he wasn't bald yet. Ah! So nostalgic!
    They don't make them like they used too 😭😭😭

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 Рік тому +21

    You know, "everyone on the planet starts materialising cheese wheels under their feet every second" could probably make for a good horror / disaster movie

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Рік тому +13

    I've never played skyrim before.
    A few weeks ago, I finally went out and bought skyrim because I've had so much fun watching dougdoug play.
    And man is it a great game.
    Long live the cheese wheel.

  • @joythesylveon496
    @joythesylveon496 7 місяців тому +4

    why is this the kind of content UA-cam recommends me at two in the morning? i love it, but how am I supposed to sleep knowing this isn't a video I haven't watched

  • @thedamnguy2896
    @thedamnguy2896 Рік тому +26

    this will finally solve the famine in Skyrim thanks Douglas Dougler for solving world famine in a videogame

  • @dominikblack8943
    @dominikblack8943 Рік тому +10

    13:00 "If i wait an hour, is that enough?" "NOT AT ALL!!!"

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 Рік тому +29

    If you set up a macro to constantly be grabbing items you're looking at, and have it be separate from the button used to interact with people or doors *maybe* it would be possible, provided the macro can grab enough cheese to offset some of the spawning.

  • @Concerned-Citi-Zen
    @Concerned-Citi-Zen 3 місяці тому +3

    *Ralof: “The Empire loves their damn cheese! It’s been an honor, Jarl Ulfrick.”* 2:16

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 Рік тому +26

    20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!

  • @lemongreed7916
    @lemongreed7916 Рік тому +11

    This stream was so beautiful I have a few screenshots of cheese mountains in gorgeous lighting. It just looks like a painting

  • @Levi-gh1sq
    @Levi-gh1sq Рік тому +24

    This episode made me realize how much doug can sound like lightning mcqueen at times

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam Рік тому +2

      what? when?

    • @Levi-gh1sq
      @Levi-gh1sq Рік тому

      @@daveslamjam i don't remember quite when but i think it's when his voice isn't quite high but it isn't low

  • @bigjambo9158
    @bigjambo9158 11 місяців тому +7

    11:48 LinkPog said what were all thinking

  • @notchillstorm
    @notchillstorm Рік тому +20

    19:13 I'm loving these 2000s-level videos.

  • @Monkkie
    @Monkkie Рік тому +48

    This man literally brought a whole new meaning to cheesing the game and I’m all here for it

  • @mattbas-vi7750
    @mattbas-vi7750 Рік тому +10

    Loved the PS1-2 "reading disk" experience while trying to get into the cities, very nostalgic

  • @miawmiawgary2024
    @miawmiawgary2024 7 місяців тому +6

    14:12 Rainbow seems offended

  • @ragingfilthycasual
    @ragingfilthycasual Рік тому +57

    My boy Alduin out here flying around dropping Dick Cheese on all the townspeople like Santa Claus running out of time on Christmas Eve.

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 Рік тому +38

    Doug Doug: My computer will propably crash!
    Also Doug Doug: *doesn't pick up cheese on the way and let's the game spawn more cheese while doing absolutely nothing*

  • @mistah.cheese
    @mistah.cheese Рік тому +62

    as a cheese wheel, i can confirm this is Skyrim

    • @duckmaster5512
      @duckmaster5512 Рік тому +4

      As a Skyrim I can confirm that you are a cheese wheel

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile Рік тому +1

      om nom nom

  • @elfiekos9453
    @elfiekos9453 10 місяців тому +4

    i have never played nor seen this game before, this is my first impression of it.
    thank you.

  • @aidenramberg9095
    @aidenramberg9095 Рік тому +6

    5:40 i love the olympic rules for cheese stacking your self, this is my favorite sport.

  • @0uttaS1TE
    @0uttaS1TE Рік тому +4

    2:45 The song playing in the background gives me unfathomable levels of nostalgia. Thank you Doug. Thank you Keke

  • @TheItzal11
    @TheItzal11 Рік тому +56

    Doug: We need fire
    Me: oh, Doug's making fondue

  • @ImFangzBro
    @ImFangzBro 3 місяці тому +1

    "Mountains of skeevers exploded. Several large cheese wheels fell out of Lydia. Jarl Balgruuf's beard scooted next to Irileth as Irileth returned to Dragonsreach."

  • @Quazarthegreat
    @Quazarthegreat Рік тому +27

    Once again, he *literally* cheesed his way out of prison

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox Рік тому +12

    11:57 Yes, thank you, Teddy Roosevelt Barbarian from D&D.

  • @Dessiekens
    @Dessiekens Рік тому +7

    "Technically" you can get the "other" dark brotherhood ending where instead of joining them, you report them to one of the holds (can't remember which I think it's solitude) and they'll all die and the quest will be considered complete

  • @Howch125
    @Howch125 11 місяців тому +6

    I think the cheese is effecting the CPU more than the GPU...
    Ahhh what a sentence! :D

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken Рік тому +6

    12:28 looks very anime with the secret society members each standing on their own pillar...of cheese.

  • @jackofarcades2813
    @jackofarcades2813 Рік тому +7

    16:49 this sound combined with Doug's recent music choices confirms my theory he's a fan of Backseat

  • @venomous7321
    @venomous7321 Рік тому +27

    everytime i watch you play skyrim it makes me want to start up another run

  • @AmundJones
    @AmundJones 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how you turned the graphics all the way down to Oblivion 😂

  • @redshoesmatcha
    @redshoesmatcha Рік тому +6

    "this is the way Skyrim was meant to be played" gotta be one of my fave lines from Dougdoug ever...I just love it every time he says it lool

  • @toosmug5955
    @toosmug5955 Рік тому +15

    At least he'll never run out of 15 hp health restoring cheeses

  • @mysho
    @mysho Рік тому +17

    15:43 I love the Peggle sound effects :DD

  • @final_animal
    @final_animal Рік тому +3

    Damn I somehow didn't know Skyrim had a dark brotherhood storyline at all, I don't recall ever playing these quests

  • @Eddyithink
    @Eddyithink Рік тому +36

    5:31 That was neither 20 or 19, that was 18 cheese wheels. Which makes the bear a gigachad nonetheless

    • @thecheese2876
      @thecheese2876 Рік тому +3

      Well considering they’re doing from when it is straight then that would make the record still 17 and not 18

    • @Eddyithink
      @Eddyithink Рік тому

      yeahh even worse! LYING CHAT, TIME OUT EVERYONE >:c @@thecheese2876

  • @KappityKorn
    @KappityKorn Рік тому +10

    With how much Starfields item physics have improved from Skyrim, I'd love to see something similar there

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Рік тому +145

    As someone that pretends to be cheese to cope with cheese related trauma, I bestow the Cheese Seal of Approval on this video.

  • @billnugget
    @billnugget 6 місяців тому +6

    8:18 Apple bottom cheese, boots with the curd 💀💀

    • @1tsrotten
      @1tsrotten 3 місяці тому +1

      @@billnugget This is a gem