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  • @kittykat6079
    @kittykat6079 3 роки тому +16837

    I forgot how hysterically funny it is when Phil says something absolutely horrible on accident and dan just sits there staring at him with this What The Fuck face while Phil digs himself a wildly deep hole trying to explain his thought process

    • @feredits840
      @feredits840 3 роки тому +127

      YES HQJDKDK

    • @kikiamporkstew9219
      @kikiamporkstew9219 3 роки тому +333

      YAS! The one of the things i missed in dan and phil collabs- Dan's silently judging as phil keeps continuing what he's saying.

    • @josephsb5588
      @josephsb5588 3 роки тому +6

      How many subscribers can I get from this comment
      Current 257

    • @josephsb5588
      @josephsb5588 3 роки тому +6

      @@amelia4384 make me

    • @raspberrytaegi
      @raspberrytaegi 3 роки тому +2

      that's exactly what i was thinking !!

  • @carrotnoises6981
    @carrotnoises6981 3 роки тому +10077

    i missed dan disappointingly staring at phil while phil laughs at his own joke for a good like 5 seconds LMAOO

    • @dc0411
      @dc0411 3 роки тому +18

      same

    • @bumblebee6732
      @bumblebee6732 3 роки тому +38

      Same, I missed it a little too much

    • @ukiyo12117
      @ukiyo12117 3 роки тому +63

      yes!!!
      I absolutely LOVE phil's solo videos and they always cheer me up, but boy was I missing dan getting visibly upset (but not for real) with phil's innuendos
      I missed their dynamic so much!!

    • @lesheawts5008
      @lesheawts5008 3 роки тому

      yepl

    • @carrotnoises6981
      @carrotnoises6981 3 роки тому

      @@lesheawts5008 true

  • @lov3l3ssvampir3
    @lov3l3ssvampir3 3 роки тому +10872

    getting to hear phil making a horribly suggestive joke and dan absolutely losing his shit in 2021 is so wholesome. bless these nerds

    • @noneri
      @noneri 3 роки тому +48

      i agree sm hh- also i love your profile pic + username :D

    • @mqddie
      @mqddie 3 роки тому +51

      it is honestly the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while

    • @shiroi201
      @shiroi201 3 роки тому +23

      I missed it so muuuuch!

    • @lov3l3ssvampir3
      @lov3l3ssvampir3 3 роки тому +4

      @@noneri haha ty!

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 3 роки тому +3

      I needed this after 2020.

  • @breannamarissa5561
    @breannamarissa5561 3 роки тому +9514

    shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults

  • @parise.7197
    @parise.7197 3 роки тому +6021

    “We’re here, We’re queer... and the rest of it” way to go Phil, that’s exactly the quote

    • @salembrownley6879
      @salembrownley6879 3 роки тому +81

      I went "tHE REST OF IT?!"

    • @jasneeshkambo3382
      @jasneeshkambo3382 3 роки тому +50

      But what about the part where we're filled with existential fear?

    • @crowsoto9612
      @crowsoto9612 3 роки тому +22

      I'll give him an A for effort

    • @bobothefool3909
      @bobothefool3909 3 роки тому +6

      if phil says that's the quote then *yes that is the quote*

  • @Fazerella
    @Fazerella 3 роки тому +14452

    This is just so...comforting. If only they would resurrect Dil now.

  • @Katy-ss9bj
    @Katy-ss9bj 3 роки тому +2091

    “I did this for you, sugar freak.” This is how I want my significant other to refer to me.

  • @annacibiniak2268
    @annacibiniak2268 3 роки тому +4904

    The sentimentality in this comment section is making me feel things again

  • @tara8004
    @tara8004 3 роки тому +3499

    the innuendos, the chaotic yet domestic conversations, the sound effects and background music.... i feel so safe rn

    • @lathlisselara2397
      @lathlisselara2397 3 роки тому +23

      Frrr I missed this sm

    • @The-Ducky-is-Here
      @The-Ducky-is-Here 3 роки тому +25

      So, that's what this feeling is: safe

    • @tara8004
      @tara8004 3 роки тому +6

      @@The-Ducky-is-Here yes and it’s amazing isn’t it

    • @Abi-uj8yg
      @Abi-uj8yg 3 роки тому +6

      literally, this is my safe place now thanks very much.

    • @tara8004
      @tara8004 3 роки тому +4

      @@Abi-uj8yg i’m glad we all relate hahshah

  • @abbyfleri4489
    @abbyfleri4489 3 роки тому +7355

    Dan on commitments : “I’d rather ghost”
    Also Dan: lives with Phil for almost a decade

    • @sab5686
      @sab5686 3 роки тому +171

      confusing man

    • @sab5686
      @sab5686 3 роки тому +195

      he's a confusing man

    • @amazingdollart4676
      @amazingdollart4676 3 роки тому +307

      Danny phantom 👀

    • @greenlemonada
      @greenlemonada 3 роки тому +74

      And he's most likely not going anywhere anytime soon

    • @madelinegreenwood4810
      @madelinegreenwood4810 3 роки тому +312

      He spent all his commitment points on Phil, he's got none left lol

  • @vm7884
    @vm7884 3 роки тому +2731

    Phil: 'I think I'd be quite good at lap dancing.'
    Dan: *goes through all 5 stages of grief in 0.5 seconds*

    • @smallghosts
      @smallghosts 3 роки тому +115

      Is it even a good joke if everyone who hears it doesn't take 3 d6 of psychic damage

    • @nano-vx9tu
      @nano-vx9tu 3 роки тому +7

      im hollering at this comment

    • @helloidkwhatimdoing653
      @helloidkwhatimdoing653 3 роки тому +4

      Might just be because I'm overtired but this comment has me in hysterics

    • @birdeynamnam
      @birdeynamnam 3 роки тому +3

      @@smallghosts I love that sentence, thank you

    • @vm7884
      @vm7884 3 роки тому +1

      @Pax 13:53

  • @mosshealy3280
    @mosshealy3280 2 роки тому +918

    Dan: you know how I feel about commitment
    Also Dan: *has lived and worked with the same person for over a decade*

    • @meenalshah6611
      @meenalshah6611 Рік тому +51

      I know!!!! I was so confused the first time I heard it, cause I was like, but you, you have committed so hard to you and Phil????

    • @alexanderwestberg4047
      @alexanderwestberg4047 9 місяців тому +22

      @@meenalshah6611 i don't think phil counts. he's just a permanent fixture

  • @jocelynmarin4516
    @jocelynmarin4516 3 роки тому +8983

    I love that Dan and Phil are FINALLY shaming us for the horror we have put on the internet as fans.
    It's what we deserve

    • @livistryingherbest1491
      @livistryingherbest1491 3 роки тому +146

      YES FOR REAL

    • @softdroid1655
      @softdroid1655 3 роки тому +358

      IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO ENACT THEIR RIGHTFULLY EARNED REVENGE

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 3 роки тому +196

      i also love us just cheering them on,, because they're 100% right

    • @menarehumans2883
      @menarehumans2883 3 роки тому +100

      I didn't need to be reminded of the horror but now I can't stop thinking about all those fics I read.

    • @saosuspect3500
      @saosuspect3500 3 роки тому +90

      They can now unabashedly shame us and I am here for it

  • @lilyvedits
    @lilyvedits 3 роки тому +4282

    THE NOSTALGIA
    - awkward but hilarious innuendos
    - the hamster fic
    - muse
    - dan scream-laughing

    • @ratthot4728
      @ratthot4728 3 роки тому +9

      NOO

    • @_xethra
      @_xethra 3 роки тому +22

      OUT OF POCKET-

    • @lilyvedits
      @lilyvedits 3 роки тому +11

      @@_xethra THE NOSTALGIA AND NOTHING ELSE

    • @noviemoore6687
      @noviemoore6687 3 роки тому +16

      💀💀 a memory I wish I didnt have

    • @lilyvedits
      @lilyvedits 3 роки тому +3

      @@noviemoore6687 fair enough tbh but that was a wild time

  • @CoLoJePa
    @CoLoJePa 3 роки тому +1363

    The fact they kept the game a fan made them in their flat for 5 years means so much.

  • @annabanana4006
    @annabanana4006 3 роки тому +4327

    "Is this the content people want?" we just want content of you two together.

    • @annabanana4006
      @annabanana4006 3 роки тому +4

      @@LukasJamesonHin same

    • @necromaniaa
      @necromaniaa 3 роки тому +3

      @@LukasJamesonHin wtf

    • @MC-tl5bf
      @MC-tl5bf 3 роки тому +15

      @@LukasJamesonHin please stop thats not an appropriate thing to say

    • @zi3342
      @zi3342 3 роки тому +9

      What did they say if you don't wanna repeat that's fine

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 роки тому +3

      I’m curious too

  • @definitelynotmeg
    @definitelynotmeg 3 роки тому +2854

    “when you die, you’re not truly alone!”
    “yes you are”
    this sums up both of their personalities tbh

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 3 роки тому +65

      Dan going "...for 5 minutes, and then you die alone" like they've had this argument a million times already

    • @HattielyEverAfter1995
      @HattielyEverAfter1995 3 роки тому +1

      @@sillygoose42069 isn’t that a song? x

    • @despacitojones5297
      @despacitojones5297 3 роки тому +4

      when u die you become shinji at the final ep of evangellion

    • @HattielyEverAfter1995
      @HattielyEverAfter1995 3 роки тому

      @@sillygoose42069 ‘the hearse song ‘

  • @melaniesandoval5801
    @melaniesandoval5801 3 роки тому +9619

    I never thought we would get joint content again, maybe life is worth it

    • @camillej4223
      @camillej4223 3 роки тому +134

      It's the little things, small surprises and moments like this, that makes it all worth it 🥰

    • @emilyjoy7379
      @emilyjoy7379 3 роки тому +43

      The only good thing to happen in 2021

    • @kaylacolemusic
      @kaylacolemusic 3 роки тому +59

      they were here when I was 13 and struggling with anxiety and depression...
      and now I’m at my lowest point, and they’ve come back💙🤍🖤

    • @ikissjessicajones
      @ikissjessicajones 3 роки тому +11

      @@kaylacolemusic hope you’re okay bud.

    • @meganmercedez7972
      @meganmercedez7972 3 роки тому +8

      @@kaylacolemusic i hope things get better!!!

  • @nia-cs3yd
    @nia-cs3yd 3 роки тому +3060

    Dan: "does anybody want this? is this the content the world needs?"
    the content: #13 on trending

    • @liddolman
      @liddolman 3 роки тому +17

      and two days later, its still up there: #45. we are so starved for things that make us happy.

    • @astridpene6954
      @astridpene6954 3 роки тому +7

      In it’s final hours on trending at #50

  • @grap87
    @grap87 3 роки тому +4298

    “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done

    • @sweetghoul6621
      @sweetghoul6621 3 роки тому +172

      Lemme guess you remember that awful fanfic too.

    • @pigeon6554
      @pigeon6554 3 роки тому +52

      I’m quite curious because I haven’t heard of it but I tried googling what it was about and there were no results showing up? What even is “hamster in a hat“???? I’m so confused-

    • @sweetghoul6621
      @sweetghoul6621 3 роки тому +179

      @@pigeon6554 I gonna give you a warning rn but continue reading at your wish. From what I remember it was fanfic with Dan and Phil. Dan In in the fanfic was like a psycho or something and he tied Phil to a chair and made him drink like hamster blood and dans private fluids from a hat. Dan also snapped the hamsters neck and poured the blood into the hat hence the name of the fanfic. That what I remember I never read it only got told about it. I sadly can’t forget it....hope this helps :)

    • @sweetghoul6621
      @sweetghoul6621 3 роки тому +98

      @@pigeon6554 if that wasn’t what you were asking I’m so so so sorry.

    • @India.H
      @India.H 3 роки тому +103

      @@sweetghoul6621 I'd never heard of it either and I was scrolling through the comments seeing if someone explained it and now I regret everything.

  • @vilyda
    @vilyda 3 роки тому +3800

    When did Phil become the no filter Onlyfanner and Dan become the concerned adult? Love the new dynamic.

  • @elizabethmeredith591
    @elizabethmeredith591 3 роки тому +2555

    Phil points to Dan
    Phil : “I did that.. the HAIR I MEAN”
    That was really funny oh my god

  • @DarkDarkDarthVader
    @DarkDarkDarthVader 3 роки тому +2363

    As someone who spent her entire 20s watching you two goof around: this is 100% what the world needs right now. Good luck with your eventual move and all new projects. You’re awesome.

  • @MsRicki808
    @MsRicki808 3 роки тому +2395

    Missed opportunity to call Cards Against Humanity “Phil in the blanks”

  • @lovely.kamryn
    @lovely.kamryn 3 роки тому +2250

    i'm glad dan is slowly coming back and has taken time for himself, i hope he's doing well

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +7

      i came back to yt in 2021 and already am the biggest star on yt

  • @RachelG5627
    @RachelG5627 3 роки тому +1586

    Dan: “I’m writing a mental health book :)”
    Also Dan: WE WILL ALL EVENTUALLY DIE ALONE

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 роки тому +2730

    “I frickin did that” Ah, the accidental innuendoes are back. All is at peace once more

    • @crossenmorgan
      @crossenmorgan 3 роки тому +105

      YES BUT THIS TIME WE GET THEIR CUTE SMILES AT EACH OTHER AFTER EACH TERRIBLE JOKE

    • @purplemusiclover1597
      @purplemusiclover1597 3 роки тому +57

      What about “feel it, it’s quite hard” lol

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 3 роки тому +39

      Were they ever really accidental

    • @TrashyPhancakes
      @TrashyPhancakes 3 роки тому +35

      I'm just confused why I can't find a comment about Phil giving Dan a lap dance to congratulate him 😂

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 3 роки тому +3

      "Accidental"

  • @epicnerd9062
    @epicnerd9062 3 роки тому +1116

    “”Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lap dancing.” - Phil 2021” - Dan 2021

    • @annie4500
      @annie4500 3 роки тому +15

      I've decided I'm using this as my grad quote😩✋ i don't graduate toll 2023 bcs i had to do grade ten again this year but I'll do it, someone remind me in 2023 around April or may or sum😩✋

    • @Maritotten
      @Maritotten 2 роки тому +2

      @@annie4500 its still 6 months away but here's an early reminder

    • @annie4500
      @annie4500 2 роки тому +2

      @@Maritotten worrrd thank you!! I completely forgot what the quote was!!

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf Рік тому

      ​@annie4500 did you end up using the quote?

    • @leoribic1691
      @leoribic1691 Рік тому +2

      "''Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I'd be good at lap dancing.' -Phil 2021' -Dan 2021" -Epicnerd9062

  • @gentlehillracer
    @gentlehillracer 3 роки тому +4667

    i know dan said “is this content that the world needs right now?” as a joke but like in all seriousness, as somebody who has been here since 2014... yes. the happiness i get from seeing you two in the same frame is unparalleled. love u

    • @ukiyo12117
      @ukiyo12117 3 роки тому +13

      I started in 2014 as well! seems like a lifetime ago 💜

    • @paige6643
      @paige6643 3 роки тому +4

      @@ukiyo12117 same ! can't believe its been so long

    • @jasminepoppy2180
      @jasminepoppy2180 3 роки тому +4

      me too! completely forgot about the sexy end screen XD

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 3 роки тому +3

      i also joined the phandom in 2014... i cant believe its been 7 years (but i stopped in 2017 or 18)

    • @jordyndavis6682
      @jordyndavis6682 3 роки тому +1

      Like, yes dad this is the content the world needs rn. We've seriously missed you 😭

  • @itsyaboiroman3345
    @itsyaboiroman3345 3 роки тому +3053

    Phil encountering a gay stripper at a college party like: I am looking respectfully 👀

    • @ratherryan
      @ratherryan 3 роки тому +36

      It is painful how much I relate to that sentiment.

  • @ninab9607
    @ninab9607 3 роки тому +3307

    Hearing them say "we're here, we're queer" actually made me feel really emotional. So happy that y'all can be your true selves!

    • @morgan2259
      @morgan2259 3 роки тому +7

      SAME

    • @marriah6625
      @marriah6625 3 роки тому +4

      They're together?? Idk? This is the first vid of theirs I'm seeing haha

    • @alexonline2340
      @alexonline2340 3 роки тому +2

      same!!! i'm so happy for them!!

    • @baloney2271
      @baloney2271 3 роки тому +1

      but they still refer themselves as "guys", "boys" & men

    • @Bluebell42069
      @Bluebell42069 3 роки тому +20

      @@marriah6625 they haven’t said they’re together, but they’re both out as gay

  • @xshzz
    @xshzz 2 роки тому +412

    the realization and horror on Phil’s face when Dan reminded him what “a hamster in a hat” is from kills me every time

    • @MKGremlin
      @MKGremlin Рік тому +1

      what's it from? I missed something huge apparantly lol

    • @cetsa7120
      @cetsa7120 Рік тому +9

      @@MKGremlin it is a super well known fanfic written years ago that is known for being super weird 😭 there was a whole bunch of them with different names and plots in earlier phandom days that were well known due to being uniquely horrifying

    • @IszyBelle
      @IszyBelle 11 місяців тому +7

      @@MKGremlinit was a very questionable fanfic involving a hamster being drowned in a certain bodily fluid in a hat and then shoved somewhere no hamster should ever be

  • @belleanndm
    @belleanndm 3 роки тому +880

    seeing them talk so openly about their sexualities makes me so happy

  • @ceridwenaeradwr8105
    @ceridwenaeradwr8105 3 роки тому +1736

    I hadn't realised how much I'd missed these two nerdy goofballs and all their accidental innuendos

    • @leitenperger
      @leitenperger 3 роки тому +26

      yes........ “””accidental”””

    • @muffin._.milk.
      @muffin._.milk. 3 роки тому +22

      @@leitenperger back when everyone presumed Phil was extremely innocent

  • @megandream8876
    @megandream8876 3 роки тому +2860

    “The coke is hitting” “don’t say that”

    • @jay.5768
      @jay.5768 3 роки тому +3

      BAHAHAHA

    • @earlyowlYT
      @earlyowlYT 3 роки тому +1

      they should update this card game just to add, “the coke is hitting” as another white card, lmao

  • @feroxalis
    @feroxalis Рік тому +201

    the best part of this was Phil counting in german, in this order: "1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8, 6"

  • @jaswallis
    @jaswallis 3 роки тому +3008

    Dan and Phil constantly reflecting on their previous actions/“branding” , aka taking the pi$$ out of it , is honestly sending me 😭

    • @jaswallis
      @jaswallis 3 роки тому +4

      Omg I just woke up. Wtaf haha

    • @trashcanman9357
      @trashcanman9357 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah they’ve both grown so much. It’s really nice to come back to them after not watching for a few years

  • @triniteetaylor6419
    @triniteetaylor6419 3 роки тому +5436

    the fact that they’ve actually read the fics is both terrific and horrifying

    • @faucetwater6740
      @faucetwater6740 3 роки тому +331

      I read that as "terrifying and horrifying" and it made me laugh

    • @gormless2545
      @gormless2545 3 роки тому +71

      @@faucetwater6740 There is a video of them doing it that will fucking horrify you further.

    • @faucetwater6740
      @faucetwater6740 3 роки тому +7

      @@gormless2545 I think i've seen it haha

    • @letteaseauh
      @letteaseauh 3 роки тому +34

      yeah what even was that era in time

    • @tatertot9593
      @tatertot9593 3 роки тому +82

      please the worst one i’ve read had dan as a little and phil as his caregiver and dan spread his shit all over the bathroom and phil “punished” him 😭😭😭 i hope they never read it i literally cried bc of how bad it was

  • @lyladepaula3291
    @lyladepaula3291 3 роки тому +4823

    The fact that they did not film giving each other hair cuts is a criminal offense but I forgive them

    • @littlebear9842
      @littlebear9842 3 роки тому +34

      Cool gerard pfp 😎

    • @jordy3095
      @jordy3095 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @threecatsinacoat
      @threecatsinacoat 3 роки тому +38

      I cannot imagine the absolute chaos there would be earthquakes the world would not be ready

    • @ellaelliott4415
      @ellaelliott4415 3 роки тому +3

      Well at least we have video footage of Phil cutting his own hair

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 роки тому +22

      I’ve got good news for you 2 months later :)

  • @abikailee
    @abikailee 3 роки тому +1565

    i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

    • @shelhatesyou
      @shelhatesyou 3 роки тому +4

      1000%

    • @alyc6014
      @alyc6014 3 роки тому +18

      I have that exact same feeling rn, haven't felt this comforted for a long time

    • @j.a.i.e
      @j.a.i.e 3 роки тому +1

      literally my situation

    • @almandmilk
      @almandmilk 3 роки тому +1

      sameeee

    • @ink4968
      @ink4968 3 роки тому +5

      Honestly it just takes me back. It’s weird how I feel like I still care about them even tho I haven’t really been a fan in many years

  • @thegajuar4459
    @thegajuar4459 3 роки тому +520

    the phandom: dan's dead
    dan: hi i'm not
    the phandom: sometimes i can still hear his voice

    • @dasty3314
      @dasty3314 3 роки тому +10

      “QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEADDDDD”

  • @androgynous_artist
    @androgynous_artist 3 роки тому +1227

    “Is this the content that people want for us reuniting on UA-cam?”
    Yes phily, yes it is.

  • @glutenfrog
    @glutenfrog 3 роки тому +857

    Phil counting in German: 1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 8
    Ah yes, this is numbers

    • @NeverEverII
      @NeverEverII 3 роки тому +11

      And later in the video he sweared in german 😁👌

    • @EvaAliceD
      @EvaAliceD 3 роки тому +2

      Kraftwerk approves ;)

  • @katieoof
    @katieoof Рік тому +182

    Ok but 15:07 love Dan for calling out all the people that never credited Phil. He’s so genuinely talented and creative and made so many ideas that people take and don’t give him credit for. Meanwhile, they both always credit everyone else. Thanks for this Dan.

  • @doomednarrative
    @doomednarrative 3 роки тому +1297

    dan and phil crafts: an entire house

  • @bunnytries
    @bunnytries 3 роки тому +1836

    Dan: "does anybody want this? is this the content the world needs?"
    the content: STILL on trending

  • @philippalouisedaviesfilm9989
    @philippalouisedaviesfilm9989 3 роки тому +3135

    Being deafened by Dan's laugh took me so far back into my childhood and I loved it

    • @cieldeneptune
      @cieldeneptune 3 роки тому +21

      YO ME TOO I CAN'T

    • @averylarson8139
      @averylarson8139 3 роки тому +27

      literallt i like jolted because it was so nostalgic aaa

    • @maysonjar8020
      @maysonjar8020 3 роки тому +14

      his laugh should be a universal amber alert

    • @k80_
      @k80_ 3 роки тому +5

      righttt i heard the shrieking and I got thrown back to middle school

    • @wickedawesomeness67
      @wickedawesomeness67 3 роки тому +4

      it was so nice to hear

  • @theoriginal1971
    @theoriginal1971 3 роки тому +548

    “You’re just chewing ice as you look at me. What’s happening?”
    “.......leave me alone. I’m just vibing.”
    Top tier dnp moment no doubt

  • @XFreezerBunnyX
    @XFreezerBunnyX 3 роки тому +22453

    Dan and Phil in one frame (again).. I'm not crying you are 🤧🤧🤧

  • @jhadeny3833
    @jhadeny3833 3 роки тому +1553

    "Is this the content the world needed?"
    Yes Dan, this shouldn't be a question.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +19538

    I love how Dan keeps assuming that no one would want to see this kind of content anymore

    • @millenniumkitten4107
      @millenniumkitten4107 3 роки тому +821

      it's literally what we crave in these dark times

    • @tara8004
      @tara8004 3 роки тому +845

      ik he seriously underestimates 1) our love for him 2) their dynamic and 3) our unhealthy attachment to anything that reminds us of being happy

    • @olive1274
      @olive1274 3 роки тому +122

      ikr, like boi this is Exactly the kind of content i want rn

    • @ellenshawkelly66
      @ellenshawkelly66 3 роки тому +79

      He is so so wrong about how much we want to see his content and live him sm

    • @Alex-sparkles
      @Alex-sparkles 3 роки тому +4

      Hey Dan we will always take me

  • @mayapaloma122
    @mayapaloma122 Рік тому +66

    “Dan and Phil?? In 2021????” Bro could never predict 2023

  • @fairenough464
    @fairenough464 3 роки тому +3440

    it’s crazy how all of us are grown now and we have regressed back into a childlike state after seeing this video

    • @1343-o8v
      @1343-o8v 3 роки тому +110

      I literally felt like I was in 2015 again omg the nostalgia I got-

    • @anon-gh4vw
      @anon-gh4vw 3 роки тому +47

      felt this.... I remember going to their tour when I was 13...

    • @fairenough464
      @fairenough464 3 роки тому +14

      @@anon-gh4vw i wish i got to go 😔

    • @anon-gh4vw
      @anon-gh4vw 3 роки тому +6

      @@fairenough464 me too! it was such an experience every phannie, past or present, should have!

    • @Cat-nb9yq
      @Cat-nb9yq 3 роки тому +18

      i cant believe im 19 this year, i was like.. 9 when i started watching them... christ

  • @ellielittle6681
    @ellielittle6681 3 роки тому +1100

    i cannot tell u the pure joy i felt when it said “21 hours ago” and not like 2 years LMFAO

    • @pupu416
      @pupu416 3 роки тому +19

      This. This. This.

    • @pupu416
      @pupu416 3 роки тому +16

      I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes

    • @mollybeecroft3015
      @mollybeecroft3015 3 роки тому +1

      i also love how u cant tell by looking at them, they look the same as they did 6 years ago

    • @QuickstepLuna
      @QuickstepLuna 3 роки тому

      When did he say this?

    • @sunniejmh
      @sunniejmh 3 роки тому

      I was shocked

  • @Beane_DnP_TXT
    @Beane_DnP_TXT 3 роки тому +672

    Phil: *often tells unique, detailed, and captivating stories*
    Also Phil: I once looked at a stripper. The end.

  • @elenamaghsoodnia3845
    @elenamaghsoodnia3845 3 роки тому +434

    "is this the content people want" YES so badly

  • @TaraGriffith97
    @TaraGriffith97 3 роки тому +2852

    “buzzfeed copies phil. who hasn’t right?” THE SHADE

  • @rainbow.rivers
    @rainbow.rivers 3 роки тому +925

    Phil: onlyphans 😈
    Dan: has an existential crisis

  • @skigirl618
    @skigirl618 3 роки тому +2308

    Honestly the world’s axis feels like it was somewhat put right by this video.

    • @MistyMemory-22
      @MistyMemory-22 3 роки тому +23

      Seems like life has been spiralling for a while but watching this definitely settled the feeling.

  • @iliyrawr
    @iliyrawr 3 роки тому +270

    I never thought that hearing Dan's phone-speaker-destroying cackle again could make me this emotional but here we are 😭
    God I just wish the best for you both ❤️

  • @abigailcarroll6982
    @abigailcarroll6982 3 роки тому +2896

    This is the closest I'll get to DanandPhilGames and I'm here for it.

    • @geko9214
      @geko9214 3 роки тому +28

      its so nostalgic watching them. i still have their merch i miss being happy at that time

    • @gillr8213
      @gillr8213 3 роки тому +13

      Man I miss the games. I now rewatch them all, especially the Halloween ones over the spooky period!

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 3 роки тому

      @@geko9214 BRUH RIGHT, i was so happy when they were in their prime on youtube

  • @kyuquake
    @kyuquake 3 роки тому +839

    If there isn’t a card saying “Dan breaking the sound barrier” I’ll be disappointed

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому

      Did you count the times he did it in this Video? Love it so much.

  • @onelasttime358
    @onelasttime358 3 роки тому +1316

    Me: I’m not a phannie anymore
    DnP: we’re getting rid of this shit do you want it?
    Me: I have never wanted anything more in my entire life.

    • @tilly-h-1
      @tilly-h-1 3 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAH ME

    • @madelinegreenwood4810
      @madelinegreenwood4810 3 роки тому +9

      That's how they getcha ^.^

    • @maya-di8nc
      @maya-di8nc 3 роки тому

      STOP AHAHAha

    • @tophermkr2159
      @tophermkr2159 3 роки тому +24

      Same Dan was joking about a box and I literally though "omg if I got that I'd cry so hard" and I'm a college student now 😂

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @froyoisfine
    @froyoisfine 3 роки тому +995

    DAN. MY FATHER. YOU WENT TO THE CORNER SHOP. AND YOURE FINALLY BACK.
    after 10 looonnnggg years

  • @jenifergarcia327
    @jenifergarcia327 3 роки тому +845

    "i did this for you sugar freak" is the most wholesome sentence ive ever heard dan say

  • @corvussick368
    @corvussick368 3 роки тому +783

    "you know how dan feels about commitment"
    dan has lived with the same man for 10 years

  • @yokomomochi
    @yokomomochi 3 роки тому +944

    "I freaking did that"
    *Dan cringing into the void*
    Phil: 'WAIT I MEANT THE HAIR'
    😂

    • @ginjaninja7147
      @ginjaninja7147 3 роки тому +37

      I mean he did both

    • @yokomomochi
      @yokomomochi 3 роки тому +19

      @@ginjaninja7147 perhaps! The Phandom would certainly like to think so

  • @alinaakmal8640
    @alinaakmal8640 3 роки тому +466

    God, feels like I will never get over this duo. You two give such a positive energy and make me laugh soo easily. Makes me want to have the same energy with someone in my life.

  • @raashi095
    @raashi095 3 роки тому +289

    "we're here.. we're queer.. and the rest of it" has the same energy as I do while doing assignments

  • @samimackay7052
    @samimackay7052 3 роки тому +1020

    “Does anybody want this?”
    YES DAN, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT

    • @kayotic992
      @kayotic992 3 роки тому

      999th like I feel special

  • @Jimbo_Maza
    @Jimbo_Maza 3 роки тому +2524

    I forgot how much they both make everyone laugh when they are together. They are the BEST duo

  • @Hi-cy8em
    @Hi-cy8em 3 роки тому +346

    This is a comment specifically for Dan: stfu u beautiful atrocity, this is EXACTLY what we wanna see, just throw smth our way lmao

  • @ashleyn8054
    @ashleyn8054 3 роки тому +2745

    onlyfans prop list according to phil:
    - pillows
    - backdrops
    - santa hats

  • @odetoclear
    @odetoclear 3 роки тому +288

    ‘i’d be good at lap dancing’
    ‘i can do a hip thrust, i can rub my butt on things’
    phil why

  • @ohh7759
    @ohh7759 3 роки тому +1525

    I’m kinda obsessed with how they are literally giving away their trash and we are all just okay with it

    • @novajohansson3194
      @novajohansson3194 3 роки тому +50

      We be trash pandas

    • @muffin._.milk.
      @muffin._.milk. 3 роки тому +20

      We are the trash 😔😔

    • @elsagillsten
      @elsagillsten 3 роки тому +8

      I want those pants

    • @CarmiMia
      @CarmiMia 3 роки тому +7

      I'd probably take anything they throw at me so 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @wolftownesque
      @wolftownesque 3 роки тому +1

      Their trash is our treasure 🤣

  • @justme-ji2il
    @justme-ji2il 3 роки тому +330

    I was so obsessed w these guys when I was 12 that I cried at their tour. Two days ago I turned 18 and for some reason today I felt the urge to look them up and now I’m watching this and this is a weird feeling

  • @spirallingandpoetry
    @spirallingandpoetry 3 роки тому +629

    “”Of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lapdancing” - Phil Lester, 2021” - Dan Howell, 2021

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 3 роки тому +14

      Unus annus

    • @ivyeorii
      @ivyeorii 3 роки тому +9

      quoteception

    • @fmmluisa4924
      @fmmluisa4924 3 роки тому +3

      Memento mori

    • @thomaskai6341
      @thomaskai6341 3 роки тому +2

      momento mori

    • @jolalune
      @jolalune 3 роки тому +2

      „““of all the kinds of dancing, I think I’d be good at lapdancing“ - Phil Lester, 2021“ - dan Howell, 2021“ by Fall out boy

  • @laylahdneoie9591
    @laylahdneoie9591 3 роки тому +1501

    I don’t think Dan realises how much like JOY we get from these videos of them together

    • @notfunctioningbackup
      @notfunctioningbackup 3 роки тому +23

      FR I haven't laughed this much in a hot minute

    • @humanbean5447
      @humanbean5447 3 роки тому +6

      Yea I don’t remember the last time I smiled this hard

  • @izzyh3735
    @izzyh3735 3 роки тому +10424

    Pov you’re crying bc they literally raised you and you didn’t realize how much you missed them

  • @justmoosethings
    @justmoosethings 3 роки тому +295

    Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos
    Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  • @allisonc9338
    @allisonc9338 3 роки тому +827

    iconic always - “we’re here, we’re queer... and the rest of it”

    • @marisaginsburg6354
      @marisaginsburg6354 3 роки тому

      I sorry I wanna like the comment but its at 666 likes- I can't do it.

  • @urarakaochako6230
    @urarakaochako6230 3 роки тому +960

    “If your hentai isn’t violently crafted, are you even passionate about it?” - Daniel Howell, 2021

    • @Maya-sz1pw
      @Maya-sz1pw 3 роки тому +1

      @Autumn Sykes Yeah idk either, knowing Dan and Phil I probably don't want to find out

    • @yoojinkim-rt
      @yoojinkim-rt 3 роки тому +3

      @@Maya-sz1pw you don't wanna know
      But just in case your curiosity gets the best of you and you do search it
      please, just please, look at the tags before pressing the play button

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому

      Well Yes. And at the same Time... Hamster... NO!!!!

  • @Prabh_
    @Prabh_ 3 роки тому +5112

    Imagine being the person who gave the costume ‘card against humanity’, not expecting to see it ever. And now in 2021,,, you see this in your recommendations

    • @cr1s1s0ff41th
      @cr1s1s0ff41th 3 роки тому +135

      I mean if everything went well they are still watching them to this day so they might see it

    • @Prabh_
      @Prabh_ 3 роки тому +179

      @@cr1s1s0ff41th gosh, I hope so. If you’re watching, Naomi and Mia (I think that’s their names), I hope you’re proud of what you’ve caused.
      Edit: never mind, it’s Nia. Not Mia. 😅

    • @cr1s1s0ff41th
      @cr1s1s0ff41th 3 роки тому +124

      @@Prabh_ THEY'VE MADE DAN RETURN FROM WAR!!

    • @Prabh_
      @Prabh_ 3 роки тому +11

      @@cr1s1s0ff41th YESSS

    • @catalinachoy1502
      @catalinachoy1502 3 роки тому +128

      We all need to thank Naomi and Mia for the masterpiece they've created 🤝

  • @kashmirkreationsp4945
    @kashmirkreationsp4945 3 роки тому +153

    “This is for you sugar freak” gonna start saying that unironically

  • @Red-gf5ej
    @Red-gf5ej 3 роки тому +3606

    Petition to make OnlyPhans a real thing, but it’s just pictures of Phil’s houseplants

  • @indiahwest7916
    @indiahwest7916 3 роки тому +3076

    how does almost everything that comes out of phil’s mouth sound so sexual

    • @Cookie_moonlove
      @Cookie_moonlove 3 роки тому +102

      Because he does it on purpose, he has done it for years, I don't know why people believe it is by accident.

    • @bloepblep4287
      @bloepblep4287 3 роки тому +63

      @@Cookie_moonlove Yess thiss He is definitly (or however you spell that word) not innocent it's so stupid when people act like ''omg such a smoll bean'' like he 's an adult.... stfu lmao

    • @nournametalla3679
      @nournametalla3679 3 роки тому +29

      hes basically charles from b99

    • @fishsmoothie7463
      @fishsmoothie7463 3 роки тому +32

      'I fricken did that' * points at Dan *

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi 3 роки тому +3

      He's like irl Charles Boyle

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 роки тому +1171

    Phil: “I’ve got the.. pillow”
    Dan: *DEMON LAUGHTER*

  • @alicerose7920
    @alicerose7920 3 роки тому +106

    God I forgot how much genuine peace their dynamic brings my soul, I feel so soothed and nostalgicccc

  • @abigaylekitchen
    @abigaylekitchen 3 роки тому +500

    The disappointment in dans eyes as Phil says “lockdown lads” is a sight that I’ve thoroughly missed.

  • @radnad_
    @radnad_ 3 роки тому +1908

    ‘hamster in a hat’
    dan: if you know, you know
    me: *literally slaps hand over mouth*

  • @tigerlillesfire5864
    @tigerlillesfire5864 3 роки тому +1754

    Dan: “is this the content the world needs?”
    At this point Dan I don’t think the world will be complaining about any content they’re getting

  • @michaelaquinn3041
    @michaelaquinn3041 3 роки тому +89

    This makes me terribly nostalgic. It’s so nice looking back and remembering all the inside jokes and references. Dan and Phil were very formative for me and now I’m a real adult with a house and a job and a life. God, life is odd.

    • @NYLazyme
      @NYLazyme 3 роки тому +3

      Same, wow life goes by really fast

  • @musichealsscars
    @musichealsscars 3 роки тому +1361

    glad to see that even during his hiatus, Dan is still reminding us that he’s Phil Trash #1

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +16

      I 100% fucking forgot about that lmao

    • @mxperiwinkle
      @mxperiwinkle 3 роки тому +2

      omgosh so true

  • @fruitgummies9878
    @fruitgummies9878 3 роки тому +1638

    I haven’t heard the words “Hamster in a hat” in years and my body physically took a screenshot.

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 роки тому +32

      Here I am. Thinking I had my Life together.
      Nope. I don't!!

    • @itsbonniefay2417
      @itsbonniefay2417 3 роки тому +37

      I had multiple flashbacks to my childhood in 0.5 seconds istg

    • @munalabid1718
      @munalabid1718 3 роки тому +28

      My brain just shut down for a second there

    • @paikitix
      @paikitix 3 роки тому +27

      I had to pause the video and think about life for a minute

    • @madds14
      @madds14 3 роки тому +18

      I WAS 13 WHEN I READ THAT. IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR AND I'M STILL TRAUMATIZED.

  • @andrealuissaa
    @andrealuissaa 3 роки тому +2598

    this pandemic really is all about regression to my middle school self, this video just put the final nail on the coffin

    • @psychoPilgrim36
      @psychoPilgrim36 3 роки тому +31

      I agree 1000%

    • @ghostie888
      @ghostie888 3 роки тому +41

      exactly i feel like i shifted back in time with my personality 😂

    • @eleanor478
      @eleanor478 3 роки тому +9

      Big yes

    • @harmonybrady2123
      @harmonybrady2123 3 роки тому +35

      I’ve started watching Minecraft UA-camrs again, dying my hair and now I’m watching Dan and Phil what’s happening

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict Рік тому +24

    Phil: i've never had a community guidelines breach
    Me: i do not believe this man
    Phil: (kicks the camera) (apologises to the camera)
    Me: ok i believe this man

  • @meelliottw
    @meelliottw 3 роки тому +723

    Dan: *exists
    People: PUT THIS SHIT IN THE NEWS

    • @mqddie
      @mqddie 3 роки тому +1

      I KNOW 😂

  • @PurpleLemurs
    @PurpleLemurs 3 роки тому +1524

    I feel like Dan and Phil are my lifelong friends that spent a lot of time together with me when we were young but now we’re adults and we have moved into bigger and better things in life and we don’t get a chance to see each other a lot, but when we do, it’s like no time has passed at all

    • @scorpiosith
      @scorpiosith 3 роки тому +50

      Thats exactly it. And im so happy and happy for them and then it hurts to remember that I've really been alone all this time.

    • @tp4883
      @tp4883 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @chinita2463
      @chinita2463 3 роки тому +17

      @@scorpiosith oof that got real at the end there

    • @frejo1931
      @frejo1931 3 роки тому +13

      thats the parasociality, baby!!

    • @yonakana1247
      @yonakana1247 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly!!

  • @west8043
    @west8043 3 роки тому +709

    it genuinely scares me that they know everything about the jokes in the phandom......

    • @Lexi-Love0103
      @Lexi-Love0103 3 роки тому +92

      I almost died when I heard hamster in a hat😭

    • @neymiiie
      @neymiiie 3 роки тому +110

      The phandom wasn’t exactly known for being great at hiding it from them lmao

    • @baileyhxll4068
      @baileyhxll4068 3 роки тому +3

      @@olivia4614 same

    • @megalenzbyxx8358
      @megalenzbyxx8358 3 роки тому +11

      Haha I think they laugh about it now but back then they probably felt so uncomfortable

  • @8Sockhead8
    @8Sockhead8 3 роки тому +55

    also dan explaining that if he met a clone of himself, he would murder the clone because what if the clone murdered him. but his argument kind of makes sense because if dan is the kind of person who would murder his clone, then he definitely needs to be afraid of the prospect of his clone murdering him

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 2 роки тому +4

      this is an amazing comment and i can’t believe i haven’t seen this until now