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You should do a virtual colonoscopy with an modern MRI and/or a stool sample screening, they are becoming better and better and are not invasive and won't cause you more problems.
Phil may have swallowed a tiny amount of superglue: AMBULANCE Phil is losing copious amounts of blood: lets get a taxi who will drop us off in the wrong place
Perfect example of how the NHS works though honestly. When I had tonsillitis: 111 sends an ambulance in 1hr. When I was unable to catch my breath, felt like I was about to pass out, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (due to lack of oxygen): 111 says get a taxi - at 3am on a Sunday (ie, Saturday night clubs just kicking out). Thankfully the latter just turned out to be way too much coffee
No but this is literally how the NHS works. When I had tonsillitis 111 sent out an ambulance in 1hr. When I literally couldn't breathe, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (ie lack of oxygen), and my hands were cramping up, 111 refused to send an ambulance, and made me get a taxi, by myself, at 3am on a Sunday morning - when the Saturday night clubs had just kicked out 🙃 (Thanfkully it turned out I'd just drank too much coffee, but even then, caffeine overdose can literally cause seizures and dangerously low oxygen levels soooo)
My gosh, it’s even funnier to me because something similar happened to my dad. He was driving my mom, my sister, and myself somewhere where they had parking directors. My sister and I were early teens in this story. My dad approaches a parking director and rolls down his window to ask for directions for where he specifically should park. The man happily and innocently said “Oh just go around that way and park and then you can take your lovely granddaughters inside!” And he waved at me and my sister. We died laughing. My mom didn’t even care that it might have meant the man thought she was our grandmother, she was just tickled that my dad got called out for being older 😂😂
@@scaleonkhan183 Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25 Dan: 🤭... Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!?? Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼 In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️ D A N & Ph I L 🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟
the nurse holding phi’s legs up, dans horrified, all the ICU people rushing around at the sight plus the patients completely ignoring the entire thing sounds like a renaissance painting
Well yeah we dont need to know about every argument he has with Dan or a family member on a weekly basis because it’s private, but we DO need to know these disgusting details because we love him ❤
Same! I'm going for my 14th donation in early August ❤ So anyone that can take A- blood in the UK: Hello loves! You might have some of me in you and I am truly sorry about that but hope you're well! ❤
tbf looking at the pictures of phil in the hospital I kinda see why, like absolutely doesn’t look like a grandpa normally but mans was in a state while he was there
but tbh he looks so ill in the photos and the light hair does the rest :( looking ill, no sleep, no food just makes you looking older af at those moments... I'm just glad he's fine now...
@@KawaiiKeks91true, my dad was in the hospital when I was 12, nurses assumed he was my grandpa and I couldn’t believe it at first but he did look a lot older than usual
One of the first things they told us in nursing school was don't assume anyone's relationships. From baby daddies to sugar daddies you can never be sure who someone's loved one is
One time I panicked and said I was my partner's brother cause I was scared they wouldn't let me back there with him, and then I forgot I did that and was at one point a bit more cuddly than siblings should be and the doctor looked very concerned 😭
Literally, I (Canadian) had to visit a hospital in Montana last month and got charged a $500 DISCHARGE FEE. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO LET ME LEAVE THE HOSPITAL. The billing guy came in at first and said, “there’s going to be a $150 discharge fee, just so you know.” then came back 10 mins later and said, “oh I’m sorry, you’re an international patient so that’ll be $500” 💀 I’m lucky that my bank covers international medical expenses through my credit card becauseeee😅
It’s so real though. One time I was on anesthetics for a dental procedure and after they woke me up they let me rinse my mouth out… I stood and laughed at the water coming out of the faucet for like 10 minutes straight. They literally had to drag me away from it because I thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. It was a regular sink. Literally nothing funny about it.
The fainting in the ER thing is not uncommon because often adrenaline carries people through the process of getting to the hospital, but once they're there their body goes NOPE and shuts down
Or he could just lean into it and adopt him so for the next hospital visit Dan will be allowed back even when they’re only allowing direct family to see him
Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25 Dan: 🤭... Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!?? Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼 In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️ D A N & Ph I L 🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟
Can't imagine being Phil in pain, probably freaking out internally, extremely woozy, only to catch a critical hit to his ego because a nurse sincerely thought he was Dan's father.
@@lil_swarlette idk how the UK compares to Australia, but here how long you wait depends largely on the nature of your issue. For some people it’s best to go themselves but more urgent issues call ambulance. Especially since ambulances have medical equipment that can help keep people alive until you get to hospital. Usually the phone operator will tell you how long you’d be expected to wait for an ambulance too
Ambulance can take hours in the UK. Once I accidentally dropped a kitchen knife right into my feet and bled all over the kitchen and called the A&E but they told me if I want an ambulance that will probably take 4-5 hours to arrive. So I just decided getting to the hospital by Uber is gonna be way quicker. I reckon Dan & Phil had a similar thought process
@@carmilla1709 i know one was at during their last stop of the interactive introverts tour ( in mumbai, india!) and they were at the bar of their hotel i think??? and the hotel people were like sir your son looks to young to be legally drinking ( dan was 27, legal age for drinking is 25 here lol)
It’s random but I think it’s sweet that when Phil was telling the hot doctor about his UA-cam career, he talked about dnp games rather than amazing Phil :)
yea he's said in the pizza mukbang that amazingphil is just a fun thing for him but he feels more like himself when he's with dan and is making vids with him.. soulmatism
As an ICU/ recovery room nurse (who recovers colonoscopy patients ALL the time) this stressed me out! Congrats to Phil for being the one person to have the rarest and potentially most dangerous complications of an incredibly routine and safe exam 😅
I'm so sorry guys it was probably quite traumatic but Dan's description of Phil passing out and shitting blood all over the hospital floor made me absolutely CACKLE
honestly i'm so tired and i was fully crying laughing at this. took a full hour to get through the video with how much i had to pause and laugh. glad he's okay tho
People were so right ab adulthood just being the process of finding what chronic illness youre gonna have to deal with for the rest of your life 😭 Shout out hospital frequent flyers 🤪
I’m so glad you’re both okay, but I was HOWLING at this video. The fainting recreation??? The photo of Phil with his tongue out and Dan smiling???? Holy cow what a wild video
In case anyone doesn’t know: LAY DOWN IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU FEEL FAINT the most dangerous part of fainting is hitting your head your body is trying to get you flat asap so your blood pressure can relax, if you don’t get flat your body is gonna do it for you
As an American ER nurse, I can attest that this crazy shit happens often. And when patients are super nice are always near death or super sick and it freaks us out because they are about to die.
Anaesthesiologist are the best people ever, when I got surgery the anaesthesiologist was a Middle Eastern man in his 50s with the thickest accent who was petting my hair going “think off good foods, good friends, good memories (: ” while Abbas dancing queen was playing in the background, best hospital experience of my life
Yeah, anasthesiologists are always great. I've had two surgeries under anaesthesia and both times the staff were amazing. They're really as gentle as they can be when they stab you with the needle for the vein access. And they're really good at talking while they're doing their stuff.
i tried to argue with/correct my anesthesiologist. he was a nice guy,but he said some things that weren't quite true and (this was before we knew i was autistic lol) i wanted to correct him because i didn't want him to be giving wrong information (he told me that after the fruit smell they added faded,it would smell like nail polish,so i could just imagine that i was 'hanging out with my girlfriends and we were painting our toes' ) i tried to tell him that 1. i didn't have any friends,and 2. it actually smelled like nail polish *remover*...idk how much of that i actually managed tho in my defense,i was 9,autistic,and Very High
my mom had few surgeries and she told me that they always laughed with her when she was drugged outta her mind 🤣every time my mom started cracking up jokes🤣
As someone who has stress dreams/nightmares of my loved ones dying, I cannot imagine the panic of having my closest companion fall unconscious in a pool of blood in front me.
@@Sillygooseyhan I can't imagine the stress he was feeling in that relatives room, i totally get running around the hospital after two hours to check if phil's alright 😬
so to help feel less bad about his terrible joke, my husband under painkillers was told the toaster wasn't working in the ward, he proceeded to tell them "the tories need to pay you guys more"
@@herecomesthesun_9294 Big agree, I work in vet med (but transferring to human med cus vet med pays dust) and any sound that happens enough will eventually just become background noise, whether its a dog barking, kitten mewing, or machine beeping.
1) looking at that picture with Phil wearing a hat I can 100% tell how they mistook Dan as your son 2) I am SO glad that this didn’t happen in an American hospital
mostly probably just the fact he was very ill so looked older. also as a nurse can say people for some reason look way older fully laying down than they do sitting/standing up.
20:06 they might not have lied! Before surgery they’ll often give you Versed, which keeps you calm while they bring you to the OR and also completely wipes your memory of the time you’re on it. So it might not have put you to sleep, but it would still be the last thing you remember before waking up. (source: this is exactly what happened for my surgery earlier this year lol)
*TMI:* after watching this video I had to go to the toilet and when my toilet paper got very red I had a brief moment of "oh my god is this happening to me too now??" but then I remembered I have a uterus and it just decided it's time for a clean-up lol
as a frequent fainter that has been put in a chair SO MANY TIMES while unconscious, the "if he's fainted, don't put him in a chair, put him on the floor" bit was so vindicating XD
I have presyncope, and I was flabbergasted. I said, out loud, "He's safe on the floor. Don't move him. He can't crack his head open if he's already on the floor." Really hope it was a random person that brought the chair over. If it was medical staff, they need re-education.
I fainted recently at the hospital, last thing I remembered was hitting the floor face first & then I woke up in a chair surrounded by family & hospital staff😭 I’m glad they didn’t leave them me on the floor I would’ve freaked out probably
Literally the whole point of fainting in many cases is becaue the body need to disperse blood & does it in the most chaotic way with the aid of gravity.
DAMN. As someone who worked SPECIFICALLY in the colorectal department of their hospital for 4 months straight, I can confirm: I NEVER saw a case like this
I CURRENTLY work with this type of patient (I'm not a doctor, nurse, or medical assistant/tech but I talk to patients all day including about their symptoms). Can confirm, this is one of the most terrifying, go-right-to-the-ER-and-do-not-pass-go symptoms you can experience in the colorectal or gastroenterology world.
Honestly, a shoutout to the NHS is really deserved, I was just visiting London from another country and got a medical emergency and had to have an ambulance called, and the Doctor James(tm) who showed up was sooo nice and explained everything really well and on top of it all, it was all free ! Shoutout to James, I hope he gets a pay raise
OKAY BUT, I haven't seen these tiktoks - how do these people have their phones with them in the OR?? I've had 3 surgeries, each time when it was time to go in, they had me put my phone in my stuff bag and left it behind. I wouldn't have been able to film it if I wanted to.
There genuinely is a phenomena called alarm fatigue where medical professionals accidentally zone out important alarms because there's just constantly so much beeping. Its quite interesting tbh.
Yes its very real. I work in Telemetry and were surrounded by 100s of alarms in a small office all day. Its never happened to me, but Ive seen it happen to other people and they didnt call nurses about important cardiac events (ie death). They dont work with me anymore...
Honestly it is such a relief that phil fainted at the hospital and had the bloody mess there because he could get immediate help. So insane that he went through that!
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Cool, a vpn.
this is so phil of you to say
let's go, vpn
You should do a virtual colonoscopy with an modern MRI and/or a stool sample screening, they are becoming better and better and are not invasive and won't cause you more problems.
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phil, in the hospital: this is gonna ruin the tour
hot doctor: what tour?
phil: the world tour
Elite comment!!!
i just laughed way too loud thank you
PLEASEJH SG
100% canon
Oh this works so well 😂😂
Babe wake up new Phil near death experience just dropped
Phear death experience, am I right?
Okay I’ll go
I love this phandom
Phil really giving that Markiplier energy.
Babe wake up Phil just dropped… he is on the floor
Too funny for this😂😭
Phil may have swallowed a tiny amount of superglue: AMBULANCE
Phil is losing copious amounts of blood: lets get a taxi who will drop us off in the wrong place
Perfect example of how the NHS works though honestly.
When I had tonsillitis: 111 sends an ambulance in 1hr.
When I was unable to catch my breath, felt like I was about to pass out, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (due to lack of oxygen): 111 says get a taxi - at 3am on a Sunday (ie, Saturday night clubs just kicking out).
Thankfully the latter just turned out to be way too much coffee
No but this is literally how the NHS works.
When I had tonsillitis 111 sent out an ambulance in 1hr.
When I literally couldn't breathe, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (ie lack of oxygen), and my hands were cramping up, 111 refused to send an ambulance, and made me get a taxi, by myself, at 3am on a Sunday morning - when the Saturday night clubs had just kicked out 🙃
(Thanfkully it turned out I'd just drank too much coffee, but even then, caffeine overdose can literally cause seizures and dangerously low oxygen levels soooo)
@@ryan-anarchist-2535 nice profile pic, love dallon and gloom division :>
Dan apparently even had time to pack his laptop! 😂
"Did your son take it?" Has to be the most innocently brutal line ever. I felt it on a visceral level
My gosh, it’s even funnier to me because something similar happened to my dad. He was driving my mom, my sister, and myself somewhere where they had parking directors. My sister and I were early teens in this story. My dad approaches a parking director and rolls down his window to ask for directions for where he specifically should park. The man happily and innocently said “Oh just go around that way and park and then you can take your lovely granddaughters inside!” And he waved at me and my sister.
We died laughing. My mom didn’t even care that it might have meant the man thought she was our grandmother, she was just tickled that my dad got called out for being older 😂😂
"DID YOUR SON TAKE IT?!?! First of all, FUCK you for having a child face!" Phil is so fucking funny 😭😭
16:26
Said like the baby face wasn’t a draw in 2009
@@scaleonkhan183
Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25
Dan: 🤭...
Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!??
Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼
In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️
D A N & Ph I L
🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟
@@mosesjoe3763PLEASE THE WAY YOU MADE THIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME LMFAOOOO ITS SO ACCURATE
@@Enby_Buttercup
A grown adult with youthful baby face...✨️
Dan Howell, "Black Axolotl" confirmed...🌠
the nurse holding phi’s legs up, dans horrified, all the ICU people rushing around at the sight plus the patients completely ignoring the entire thing sounds like a renaissance painting
someone make this PLEASE
Just another Tuesday at the A&E
crying laughing here
+
average a&e experience tbf
phil is always either getting a new haircut or on the verge of death
One day we will get a video about how he almost died during his haircut
inside you there are two wolves
That's his brand now atp 😂
Just like me fr
Sounds like someone loves attention
not phil trying to find a nice way to say he was shitting blood 😭
His delicate state.
that is the most Phil really
“Phil will be alive in your town” is an insane way to advertise the tour
i love how the most traumatizing thing for phil is his assigned fatherhood
unwillingly certified daddy
AFAH
assigned father at hospital
AFAB: Assigned Father At Bedside
@@londonm3161LOL
@@chachachard “Congratulations! You are the proud father of a depressed homosexual!” Lol
Dan and phils never ending back and forth of "why didnt you catch me when i fainted" "Why didnt YOU catch me when I fainted??" is so bestie goals
i have the same condition as dan and i’ve fainted onto my friend before and honestly the struggle is real
Phil: *shitting blood
Also Phil: *only traumatized over the fact someone thought he was Dan's dad
dan in the last vid: I fainted and you didn’t catch me
dan when phil fainted : yOuRe HeAvY
Revenge
what video did dan faint in??
@@clodaghmurphy7902he talked abt it in their recent mukbang vid
@@clodaghmurphy7902in the mukbang video they talked about that!
@@clodaghmurphy7902they were telling a story in the newest mukbang video
Dan and Phil are:
❌Friends
❌Brothers
✅Father and son
Phil on Dystopia Daily: People do not need to know the ins and outs of our private life!!!
Phil rn: I was passed out in a pool of my own ass blood
we've come so far
Well yeah we dont need to know about every argument he has with Dan or a family member on a weekly basis because it’s private, but we DO need to know these disgusting details because we love him ❤
phil got his period and became a father they grow up so fast ❤
phather phil started the phamily
His pheriod
Shghjdjajdi
Lmaooo
Omfg I can't BREATHE! 😂
“Phil comes home, walks a bit funny, typical tuesday” daniel shut up😭
I had to pause the video and take a second
psychic damage was inflicted
he’s so funny
not to be an innocent but what was he implying?? 😭
@@kaijuno Erm.... Anal
i love how dan acts all cool and annoyed for the story but we all know in reality he freaked THE FUCK OUT
I mean, he kind of said as much...in his own way
"if this wasn't so terrifying and traumatic...it would've been hilarious."
As someone who donates blood, it is good to know it saves a Phil once in a while
once a week atp
Thank you for your service to the Save-a-Phil foundation ❤
Me too lol!! Just did my 10th donation!! That part of the vid made me happy lol I hope Dan & Phil donate because of this experience too!!
as someone who can't donate blood, i appreciate people like you
Same! I'm going for my 14th donation in early August ❤ So anyone that can take A- blood in the UK: Hello loves! You might have some of me in you and I am truly sorry about that but hope you're well! ❤
cannot get over that nurse thinking Phil is dan’s FATHER 😭😭 devastating
hhahahaha like what?
tbf looking at the pictures of phil in the hospital I kinda see why, like absolutely doesn’t look like a grandpa normally but mans was in a state while he was there
but tbh he looks so ill in the photos and the light hair does the rest :( looking ill, no sleep, no food just makes you looking older af at those moments... I'm just glad he's fine now...
@@KawaiiKeks91true, my dad was in the hospital when I was 12, nurses assumed he was my grandpa and I couldn’t believe it at first but he did look a lot older than usual
Homophobia at it's finest
One of the first things they told us in nursing school was don't assume anyone's relationships. From baby daddies to sugar daddies you can never be sure who someone's loved one is
One time I panicked and said I was my partner's brother cause I was scared they wouldn't let me back there with him, and then I forgot I did that and was at one point a bit more cuddly than siblings should be and the doctor looked very concerned 😭
I had to fill some forms while admitting my friend and forgot my own name. Had to ask our other friend 😂
@@lunathedog2074 Those forms can be so stressful!
@@LadyLeaMarie it felt like I was reading a different language? I was having so much difficulty processing the tiniest bit of information 😅
dan: telling a traumatic story
phil: let me search a boob
only one
@@aloudjane137 Well he's only got .08% straight blood in him. No need to go crazy here.
"Let me just Google boob" is my new favorite Phil quote.
The fact that NordVPN was willing to sponsor this video finally sold me
exactly i’m going to sign up now just for this
You REALLY need to watch the tomska vpn saga. I've never respected a sponsor more.
Same tho😂
Is very good! I mainly use it to watch Leverage in Latin America, but in general it is very useful
The way Phil led into the sponsor nearly killed me😭
phil don't have any medical emergencies in america or your tour profits are GONE
is it bad I laughed 😂
Facts! 😂😂😂😂
I mean they can get travel insurance which EVERYONE should have
Literally, I (Canadian) had to visit a hospital in Montana last month and got charged a $500 DISCHARGE FEE. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO LET ME LEAVE THE HOSPITAL. The billing guy came in at first and said, “there’s going to be a $150 discharge fee, just so you know.” then came back 10 mins later and said, “oh I’m sorry, you’re an international patient so that’ll be $500” 💀
I’m lucky that my bank covers international medical expenses through my credit card becauseeee😅
@@heatherb812honestly that’s fairly cheap, i got charged 1200
when you're in a health scare competition and your opponent is phil lester
Idk I feel like I have a chance
until it's markiplier with the steel chair. also commonly ass related
@@gothclay301please this took me out 😭
@@gothclay301 BAH GAWD
Phil almost bleeding out on the floor of A&E being overshadowed by the nurse calling Dan his SON is craaaazy 😭 kick the man while he's down 🤣
I’m so sorry Phil but that selfie of y’all in the hospital room has me less confused as to why they thought Dan was your son 😂😂😂
i swear hospital lighting is the least flattering thing in the world
Right? Lol very interesting pov there nurseor w/e
fr, i was dubious at first but phil looked straight up haggard in that selfie
What time 💀💀
@@idiomatic444 24 min & 5 seconds in 💀😂
you know how expectant mother's have a hospital bag packed by the door ready to go? maybe you guys need to have one too..
i genuinely feel like this comment should be at the top and not as a joke but seriously
It's surprising they don't already have one
Judging by the fact Dan packed a laptop with him I feel like they already kinda do.
phil got his first period i’m so proud
(using humour to cope this is terrifying)
HAJAJDJDJDJSKSSK
Took it like a champ 😂
🫡
@@paradoxfox6619 STOP hdslhflshfd
GIRL NO XDD
“in my head that was amazing because i was on drugs” the delivery of that made me crack up, phil lester comedic genius
IVE VBEEN LAUGHING AT THAT FOR HOURRRS plssss phils face after he says it its so fucking funnyyyy
It’s so real though. One time I was on anesthetics for a dental procedure and after they woke me up they let me rinse my mouth out… I stood and laughed at the water coming out of the faucet for like 10 minutes straight. They literally had to drag me away from it because I thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen.
It was a regular sink. Literally nothing funny about it.
"this is my laptop, you can Google boobs in your own time" really took me out
I really want to like this but it’s at 666 likes…I can’t 😆😆
"I've decided not to take any personal trauma from this," I love that you can make that choice Phil 🤣
25:03
The fainting in the ER thing is not uncommon because often adrenaline carries people through the process of getting to the hospital, but once they're there their body goes NOPE and shuts down
this sentenced used 3 versions of their in a row
@@rebecca8836 I can't believe I literally didn't even notice 😂
Dan needs to grow stubble for the next time Phil ends up in hospital so they don’t assume Dans his child
Maybe they'll get upgraded to intergenerational couple!
@@definitelynotashark1799ah yes. !ncest once removed
Or he could just lean into it and adopt him so for the next hospital visit Dan will be allowed back even when they’re only allowing direct family to see him
Dan has a 6'3"feet tall Fetus...
Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25
Dan: 🤭...
Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!??
Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼
In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️
D A N & Ph I L
🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟
"Let me google boob" "this is MY laptop!"
I love how it was only one lol
12:39
that had me dying lol
10:45 "bless this boy leaving class to support his dad" -that one nurse probably
At this point you just need to have a playlist for hospital visits
It would have to be like 48 hours long... Hospital visits are long af
@@lovingdragons I think they mean a youtube playlist of all his hospital visit stories
@@nitzmidzy oh- i thought they meant a playlist for when they were in the hospital loll
Yes!!! For educational purposes!!!!
@@lovingdragonsno because I thought the same
phil nearly took twink death a bit too seriously
LMFAOO
Best comment 😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
DARIA OMG ☠️👄☠️ 😭😭
Can't imagine being Phil in pain, probably freaking out internally, extremely woozy, only to catch a critical hit to his ego because a nurse sincerely thought he was Dan's father.
it would be so over for me
The one time they actually should have called the ambulance, they took a taxi. The survival instincts between these two I s2g
Pretty good survival instinct in the UK tbh. Ambulances take far longer than taxis
@@lil_swarlette idk how the UK compares to Australia, but here how long you wait depends largely on the nature of your issue. For some people it’s best to go themselves but more urgent issues call ambulance. Especially since ambulances have medical equipment that can help keep people alive until you get to hospital. Usually the phone operator will tell you how long you’d be expected to wait for an ambulance too
they didn't let dan go with phil in the ambulance last time so i understand, plus it might've been faster tbh
Ambulance can take hours in the UK. Once I accidentally dropped a kitchen knife right into my feet and bled all over the kitchen and called the A&E but they told me if I want an ambulance that will probably take 4-5 hours to arrive. So I just decided getting to the hospital by Uber is gonna be way quicker. I reckon Dan & Phil had a similar thought process
@@meganconte5658I think they said that’s cuz it was during the midst of covid
Phil, literally bleeding out from his ass: I'm sorryyy, I'm asking niceleyy, I'll pay you!!
Read in Jenna Marbles' voice
amazing reference
@@saumyamathur4862 Thank you😌
Ive never heard Phil sound as aggressively northern as he was yelling about dan being called his son💀😂
the nurse thinking dan was phil's son is my new favorite thought about dan and phil anyone's ever had
Is also the third time its happen 😂
@@Amylovelove when were #1 & #2?
i legitimately screamed, and scared the crap out of the dogs im sitting for 😂
@@carmilla1709 i know one was at during their last stop of the interactive introverts tour ( in mumbai, india!) and they were at the bar of their hotel i think??? and the hotel people were like sir your son looks to young to be legally drinking ( dan was 27, legal age for drinking is 25 here lol)
Oh boy another phedical emergency
phedical emerdancy
😭😭😭
@@internetaddict7106 this reminded me of "radical conceptussy", a thing one of them texted 😅😅
Why does that sound so gross 😭😭
@@internetaddict7106 you mean a phedical epherdancy
I love the fact that they discovered the A&E fast track which is to literally faint in front of the staff and you immediately get treated
This new exploit will save hours in the speedrun. Magical.
But the fact you can see cranky Phil with all the items he desired on the tray… so cute I can’t
i hadn’t noticed thats so sweet
24:06
he literally had no more shits to give
honestly the care they have for each other is the most precious thing
Honestly the “I nearly died GIVE ME MY COMFORT OBJECTS” reaction is extremely valid and fair
phil vs having a near death experience once a week
name a more iconic duo
It really feels like God and Phil are doing the game grumps "fired, and then I missed" bit 😂😂😂
That's just what it is like at 37.
Source: I'm 38 😅
if Phil doesn’t come out on stage sm0king a cigar, carrying a beautiful woman and kicking a football, they need a refund on that straight blood
“Before this happens again, come see us” astonishing salesperson technique there Dan
God gives his worst ass traumas to his strongest pour bot hems 💔💔
pls it's 2 am where i live im fighting not to screech laugh
Okay but why did I read “bot hems” as like Gotham here 😂
JAIL 💀
It’s random but I think it’s sweet that when Phil was telling the hot doctor about his UA-cam career, he talked about dnp games rather than amazing Phil :)
yea he's said in the pizza mukbang that amazingphil is just a fun thing for him but he feels more like himself when he's with dan and is making vids with him.. soulmatism
Every update is being overjoyed at an update and then immediately concerned.
“Oh Phil uploaded! Oh is Phil… okay???”
dan replying with "okay" after being told phil didn't in fact die during surgery is the most dan thing ever pls
As an ICU/ recovery room nurse (who recovers colonoscopy patients ALL the time) this stressed me out! Congrats to Phil for being the one person to have the rarest and potentially most dangerous complications of an incredibly routine and safe exam 😅
dan editing the tour trailer in the hospital while phil was bleeding internally is somehow the wildest yet most expected thing ever
Entirely on brand for them
I'm so sorry guys it was probably quite traumatic but Dan's description of Phil passing out and shitting blood all over the hospital floor made me absolutely CACKLE
honestly i'm so tired and i was fully crying laughing at this. took a full hour to get through the video with how much i had to pause and laugh. glad he's okay tho
Same, laughed out loud, way too funny :D.
I was _wheezing_
if phil getting a biopsy is just a small unimportant part of the exposition then you know the story is about to be CRAZY
People were so right ab adulthood just being the process of finding what chronic illness youre gonna have to deal with for the rest of your life 😭 Shout out hospital frequent flyers 🤪
16:27 Is the most unbridled startled-rage I've ever seen from Phil. Like that "fuck you" came from the freaking soul 😭
And the fact it wasn’t bleeped out either !! That man really wanted to emphasise
yeah! I replayed that so many times, never heard him scream like that hahaha, love it
Huge respect to Phil for talking about this, people should never be ashamed to go to the doctor, they’ve ALWAYS seen weirder cases.
PHIL TWEAKING BC OF NURSE SUSAN REFERED DAN AS HIS SON IS SENDING ME 😭
“This is going to ruin the tour”
What tour?
@@_eena_ THE WORLD TOUR
JT world tour reference
@@_eena_ the tit tour
PRKEIAORIJEJRTH
I want you to know that my pre-med student partner laughed so hard at this that they legitimately started crying.
22:00 "in my head that was hilarious, because I was on ✨drugs✨" is such a phil comment
I’m so glad you’re both okay, but I was HOWLING at this video. The fainting recreation??? The photo of Phil with his tongue out and Dan smiling???? Holy cow what a wild video
it's honestly absolutely hilarious
You could say you were... howelling
In case anyone doesn’t know: LAY DOWN IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU FEEL FAINT
the most dangerous part of fainting is hitting your head
your body is trying to get you flat asap so your blood pressure can relax, if you don’t get flat your body is gonna do it for you
As an American ER nurse, I can attest that this crazy shit happens often. And when patients are super nice are always near death or super sick and it freaks us out because they are about to die.
i was in the hospital recently, when i looked at my notes they called me "very pleasant" and it made my entire day
got a good grade in hospital
imagine being a phannie at the ER, and you just see AmazingPhil passed out on the floor surrounded by blood. Fresh new trauma right there!
Jesus effing Christ can you imagine??? I would pass out right after out of shock lmao
No but seriously imagine it
A terrible influence, really.
@@princesslexicon 💀
@@princesslexiconNO💀💀💀
Dan: this is going to ruin the tour
Phil, drugged out of his mind: what tour
Phil, congrats on coming out as AFAB ☺(Assigned Father at Bospital)
LMAOO😭😭😭
Buttspital
Assigned Father; Ass Bleeding
Something about « Bospital » is sending me
This made me snort thank you so much
“did your son just take it?” would be the end of me i’m so sorry
love that Safiya's joggers made it onto Phil's Extremely Specific List including exact pieces of clothing and/or where to find them
Anaesthesiologist are the best people ever, when I got surgery the anaesthesiologist was a Middle Eastern man in his 50s with the thickest accent who was petting my hair going “think off good foods, good friends, good memories (: ” while Abbas dancing queen was playing in the background, best hospital experience of my life
That is actually so sweet :')♡ i am going to think about this next time i have to go through scary hospital visits
Yeah, anasthesiologists are always great. I've had two surgeries under anaesthesia and both times the staff were amazing.
They're really as gentle as they can be when they stab you with the needle for the vein access. And they're really good at talking while they're doing their stuff.
i tried to argue with/correct my anesthesiologist. he was a nice guy,but he said some things that weren't quite true and (this was before we knew i was autistic lol) i wanted to correct him because i didn't want him to be giving wrong information (he told me that after the fruit smell they added faded,it would smell like nail polish,so i could just imagine that i was 'hanging out with my girlfriends and we were painting our toes' ) i tried to tell him that 1. i didn't have any friends,and 2. it actually smelled like nail polish *remover*...idk how much of that i actually managed tho
in my defense,i was 9,autistic,and Very High
my mom had few surgeries and she told me that they always laughed with her when she was drugged outta her mind 🤣every time my mom started cracking up jokes🤣
Mine complimented my tattoos and scratched my arm for me😭
not dan wearing the 'have the courage to exist shirt' while phil was kinda dying
💀💀💀
“Ive decided not to take any personal trauma from this” absolutely iconic, power through the mental illness, king lol
As someone who has stress dreams/nightmares of my loved ones dying, I cannot imagine the panic of having my closest companion fall unconscious in a pool of blood in front me.
Seriously like Daniel are YOU alright????
"closest companion" is actually such a great way to put it, as well as a lovely turn of phrase
@@fluterem8866 thank you! I chose my words carefully. 😆
@@Sillygooseyhan I can't imagine the stress he was feeling in that relatives room, i totally get running around the hospital after two hours to check if phil's alright 😬
That nurse gave "Father Philip" a whole different meaning 😭 congrats on being a dad i guess!!
so to help feel less bad about his terrible joke, my husband under painkillers was told the toaster wasn't working in the ward, he proceeded to tell them "the tories need to pay you guys more"
Dan on the previous video: When Phil fainted, you failed to notice that I had fainted. You're Heavy
phil sending dan a text about his surgery and surviving and dan just saying okay is the most dnp thing ever
Phil apologizing to the code team when he was gonna bleed out is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭 don’t worry Phil, we want to help you as doctors and nurses
and to answer your question: you become one with the beep and it haunts you in your sleep as well
@@herecomesthesun_9294Yeah I still hear it after I get home from work lmaoo, or the call buzzer 😭
@@herecomesthesun_9294 Big agree, I work in vet med (but transferring to human med cus vet med pays dust) and any sound that happens enough will eventually just become background noise, whether its a dog barking, kitten mewing, or machine beeping.
1) looking at that picture with Phil wearing a hat I can 100% tell how they mistook Dan as your son
2) I am SO glad that this didn’t happen in an American hospital
Its the hair phil. Some people may confuse it for grey hair lol. “Your son” IM FUCKING DEAD
Now they will understand what they did to Dab
@@alenyausLMFAOOOOOOOO 😭
mostly probably just the fact he was very ill so looked older. also as a nurse can say people for some reason look way older fully laying down than they do sitting/standing up.
If I had a dollar for every Dan and Phil video that involves a near death experience….
riches beyond my comprehension
you can pay for tour tickets??👀
20:06 they might not have lied! Before surgery they’ll often give you Versed, which keeps you calm while they bring you to the OR and also completely wipes your memory of the time you’re on it. So it might not have put you to sleep, but it would still be the last thing you remember before waking up. (source: this is exactly what happened for my surgery earlier this year lol)
Yep, same thing happened to me when I had my scoliosis surgery back in 2016.
*TMI:*
after watching this video I had to go to the toilet and when my toilet paper got very red I had a brief moment of "oh my god is this happening to me too now??" but then I remembered I have a uterus and it just decided it's time for a clean-up lol
Oh my god, I'm crying at this 😭
Lol also watching this while on my period
I am also watching this while on my period 😔
Same..ugh…❤
I'm on mine too 🤣
as a frequent fainter that has been put in a chair SO MANY TIMES while unconscious, the "if he's fainted, don't put him in a chair, put him on the floor" bit was so vindicating XD
I have presyncope, and I was flabbergasted. I said, out loud, "He's safe on the floor. Don't move him. He can't crack his head open if he's already on the floor." Really hope it was a random person that brought the chair over. If it was medical staff, they need re-education.
I fainted recently at the hospital, last thing I remembered was hitting the floor face first & then I woke up in a chair surrounded by family & hospital staff😭 I’m glad they didn’t leave them me on the floor I would’ve freaked out probably
same!
Literally the whole point of fainting in many cases is becaue the body need to disperse blood & does it in the most chaotic way with the aid of gravity.
DAMN. As someone who worked SPECIFICALLY in the colorectal department of their hospital for 4 months straight, I can confirm: I NEVER saw a case like this
fr how did he manage to be mostly fine for 10 days with a nicked artery wtf
@@majorcrayon8515i was wondering this too!! How???
I CURRENTLY work with this type of patient (I'm not a doctor, nurse, or medical assistant/tech but I talk to patients all day including about their symptoms). Can confirm, this is one of the most terrifying, go-right-to-the-ER-and-do-not-pass-go symptoms you can experience in the colorectal or gastroenterology world.
You started leaking and Australia was like "hold my beer"
JAIL 💀
😭
PLEASE
no dan and phil tour for you lol
this right here is the best comment
At this point "how Phil nearly died" stories are just something we expect at least twice a year
Can’t believe Dan didn’t unironically call Phil “daddy” once during the video after the nurse’s mistake 🤣
He knows not to salt an actively bleeding wound loll
dan is an amazing story teller, he could literally yap about anything and make it sound 10x more dramatic and funny
And he thinks we wouldn't want him doing a podcast. Silly, silly man
I miss his story times soooo much, literally my favorite thing
YouNow my beloved I miss u
Honestly, a shoutout to the NHS is really deserved, I was just visiting London from another country and got a medical emergency and had to have an ambulance called, and the Doctor James(tm) who showed up was sooo nice and explained everything really well and on top of it all, it was all free ! Shoutout to James, I hope he gets a pay raise
God that must be nice 🥲
you should leave a good review for james on the google reviews for the hospital :)
@madi--2890 theres a website called care opinions where you can leave reviews for specific drs, wards, hospitals ect leave him a good review there!
Dan and Phil tossing a coin to see who gets to be taller each time they stand next to each other
"Why did they lie, I saw some tiktoks, I wanted to stay awake as long as I could" answered your own question there probably.
It's the way Dans immediate response is "WHY??? would you do that??? So you can be awake like 'hah I've beaten the anaesthetic AAAAAHHHH-👹'" 😂😂😂
OKAY BUT, I haven't seen these tiktoks - how do these people have their phones with them in the OR?? I've had 3 surgeries, each time when it was time to go in, they had me put my phone in my stuff bag and left it behind. I wouldn't have been able to film it if I wanted to.
"Phil's walking a bit funny, typical Tuesday." Daniel 😭😭😭
“Phil will be alive in your town.” is such an ominous statement
There genuinely is a phenomena called alarm fatigue where medical professionals accidentally zone out important alarms because there's just constantly so much beeping. Its quite interesting tbh.
Yes its very real. I work in Telemetry and were surrounded by 100s of alarms in a small office all day. Its never happened to me, but Ive seen it happen to other people and they didnt call nurses about important cardiac events (ie death). They dont work with me anymore...
phil and markiplier trying to beat each other for youtuber with the most hospital visits
What really? I dont follow him, what happened to him? I hope he is ok
Did something happen recently? Or are we just talking about his many hospital visits?
@@relatableusername i think the most recent one was the shingles thing, he's just racked up so many they should give him a stamp card 😭
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO 😂
The blood in the eyes incident i think…maybe… ❤
Honestly it is such a relief that phil fainted at the hospital and had the bloody mess there because he could get immediate help. So insane that he went through that!