How Phil Nearly Died

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  • @AmazingPhil
    @AmazingPhil  4 місяці тому +1548

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    • @Pr1ya-Night
      @Pr1ya-Night 4 місяці тому +7

      Cool, a vpn.

    • @catherine_
      @catherine_ 4 місяці тому +17

      this is so phil of you to say

    • @atriskeel5427
      @atriskeel5427 4 місяці тому +2

      let's go, vpn

    • @lpodverde
      @lpodverde 4 місяці тому +2

      You should do a virtual colonoscopy with an modern MRI and/or a stool sample screening, they are becoming better and better and are not invasive and won't cause you more problems.

    • @bug763
      @bug763 4 місяці тому +7

      NordVPN and phil a love story

  • @tarotfiend
    @tarotfiend 4 місяці тому +23480

    phil, in the hospital: this is gonna ruin the tour
    hot doctor: what tour?
    phil: the world tour

  • @mikeyyy_101
    @mikeyyy_101 4 місяці тому +18679

    Babe wake up new Phil near death experience just dropped

    • @EmmieJayneA
      @EmmieJayneA 4 місяці тому +168

      Phear death experience, am I right?
      Okay I’ll go

    • @heyrachdisco
      @heyrachdisco 4 місяці тому +43

      I love this phandom

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 4 місяці тому +64

      Phil really giving that Markiplier energy.

    • @mayacorpening9113
      @mayacorpening9113 4 місяці тому +132

      Babe wake up Phil just dropped… he is on the floor

    • @JadeVarney-k8p
      @JadeVarney-k8p 4 місяці тому +3

      Too funny for this😂😭

  • @alannadesilva
    @alannadesilva 4 місяці тому +4664

    the nurse holding phi’s legs up, dans horrified, all the ICU people rushing around at the sight plus the patients completely ignoring the entire thing sounds like a renaissance painting

    • @arolinger4
      @arolinger4 4 місяці тому +128

      someone make this PLEASE

    • @Minkfang
      @Minkfang 4 місяці тому +81

      Just another Tuesday at the A&E

    • @K.Arashi
      @K.Arashi 4 місяці тому +8

      crying laughing here

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 місяці тому +3

      +

    • @V0ID_Pirate9
      @V0ID_Pirate9 4 місяці тому +14

      average a&e experience tbf

  • @chachachard
    @chachachard 4 місяці тому +9549

    i love how the most traumatizing thing for phil is his assigned fatherhood

    • @mynamessofus
      @mynamessofus 4 місяці тому +422

      unwillingly certified daddy

    • @wishaway
      @wishaway 4 місяці тому +353

      AFAH
      assigned father at hospital

    • @londonm3161
      @londonm3161 4 місяці тому +243

      AFAB: Assigned Father At Bedside

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 4 місяці тому +9

      @@londonm3161LOL

    • @kaylaxxoo
      @kaylaxxoo 4 місяці тому +108

      @@chachachard “Congratulations! You are the proud father of a depressed homosexual!” Lol

  • @brightsidenight
    @brightsidenight 4 місяці тому +3777

    phil got his period and became a father they grow up so fast ❤

  • @quethesparkle
    @quethesparkle 4 місяці тому +7205

    Phil may have swallowed a tiny amount of superglue: AMBULANCE
    Phil is losing copious amounts of blood: lets get a taxi who will drop us off in the wrong place

    • @ryan-anarchist-2535
      @ryan-anarchist-2535 4 місяці тому +196

      Perfect example of how the NHS works though honestly.
      When I had tonsillitis: 111 sends an ambulance in 1hr.
      When I was unable to catch my breath, felt like I was about to pass out, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (due to lack of oxygen): 111 says get a taxi - at 3am on a Sunday (ie, Saturday night clubs just kicking out).
      Thankfully the latter just turned out to be way too much coffee

    • @ryan-anarchist-2535
      @ryan-anarchist-2535 4 місяці тому +15

      No but this is literally how the NHS works.
      When I had tonsillitis 111 sent out an ambulance in 1hr.
      When I literally couldn't breathe, could barely walk due to pins and needles all over (ie lack of oxygen), and my hands were cramping up, 111 refused to send an ambulance, and made me get a taxi, by myself, at 3am on a Sunday morning - when the Saturday night clubs had just kicked out 🙃
      (Thanfkully it turned out I'd just drank too much coffee, but even then, caffeine overdose can literally cause seizures and dangerously low oxygen levels soooo)

    • @coraxa6461
      @coraxa6461 4 місяці тому +6

      @@ryan-anarchist-2535 nice profile pic, love dallon and gloom division :>

    • @addangel
      @addangel 4 місяці тому +42

      Dan apparently even had time to pack his laptop! 😂

  • @viavento
    @viavento 4 місяці тому +10145

    cannot get over that nurse thinking Phil is dan’s FATHER 😭😭 devastating

    • @shotgunsandstakes
      @shotgunsandstakes 4 місяці тому +37

      hhahahaha like what?

    • @Sugarbeepop
      @Sugarbeepop 4 місяці тому +620

      tbf looking at the pictures of phil in the hospital I kinda see why, like absolutely doesn’t look like a grandpa normally but mans was in a state while he was there

    • @KawaiiKeks91
      @KawaiiKeks91 4 місяці тому +380

      but tbh he looks so ill in the photos and the light hair does the rest :( looking ill, no sleep, no food just makes you looking older af at those moments... I'm just glad he's fine now...

    • @alicekristinmense4739
      @alicekristinmense4739 4 місяці тому +157

      @@KawaiiKeks91true, my dad was in the hospital when I was 12, nurses assumed he was my grandpa and I couldn’t believe it at first but he did look a lot older than usual

    • @AndrewLloyd-sf3xs
      @AndrewLloyd-sf3xs 4 місяці тому

      Homophobia at it's finest

  • @milliereeves2215
    @milliereeves2215 4 місяці тому +3794

    "Did your son take it?" Has to be the most innocently brutal line ever. I felt it on a visceral level

    • @small_and_dangerous2068
      @small_and_dangerous2068 3 місяці тому +30

      My gosh, it’s even funnier to me because something similar happened to my dad. He was driving my mom, my sister, and myself somewhere where they had parking directors. My sister and I were early teens in this story. My dad approaches a parking director and rolls down his window to ask for directions for where he specifically should park. The man happily and innocently said “Oh just go around that way and park and then you can take your lovely granddaughters inside!” And he waved at me and my sister.
      We died laughing. My mom didn’t even care that it might have meant the man thought she was our grandmother, she was just tickled that my dad got called out for being older 😂😂

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem 4 місяці тому +2099

    phil don't have any medical emergencies in america or your tour profits are GONE

    • @yunorotten
      @yunorotten 4 місяці тому +53

      is it bad I laughed 😂

    • @xwilliams16
      @xwilliams16 4 місяці тому +7

      Facts! 😂😂😂😂

    • @mariahsj689
      @mariahsj689 4 місяці тому +18

      I mean they can get travel insurance which EVERYONE should have

    • @heatherb812
      @heatherb812 3 місяці тому +19

      Literally, I (Canadian) had to visit a hospital in Montana last month and got charged a $500 DISCHARGE FEE. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO LET ME LEAVE THE HOSPITAL. The billing guy came in at first and said, “there’s going to be a $150 discharge fee, just so you know.” then came back 10 mins later and said, “oh I’m sorry, you’re an international patient so that’ll be $500” 💀
      I’m lucky that my bank covers international medical expenses through my credit card becauseeee😅

    • @jessicac8090
      @jessicac8090 2 місяці тому

      @@heatherb812honestly that’s fairly cheap, i got charged 1200

  • @kamerintveldje
    @kamerintveldje 4 місяці тому +4714

    As someone who donates blood, it is good to know it saves a Phil once in a while

    • @liznolan391
      @liznolan391 4 місяці тому +83

      once a week atp

    • @kaylaxxoo
      @kaylaxxoo 4 місяці тому +132

      Thank you for your service to the Save-a-Phil foundation ❤

    • @EriDexter
      @EriDexter 4 місяці тому +46

      Me too lol!! Just did my 10th donation!! That part of the vid made me happy lol I hope Dan & Phil donate because of this experience too!!

    • @valentinatroncoso5274
      @valentinatroncoso5274 4 місяці тому +47

      as someone who can't donate blood, i appreciate people like you

    • @emmybm15
      @emmybm15 4 місяці тому +24

      Same! I'm going for my 14th donation in early August ❤ So anyone that can take A- blood in the UK: Hello loves! You might have some of me in you and I am truly sorry about that but hope you're well! ❤

  • @tis_k
    @tis_k 4 місяці тому +6076

    dan in the last vid: I fainted and you didn’t catch me
    dan when phil fainted : yOuRe HeAvY

    • @antoniacosta6221
      @antoniacosta6221 4 місяці тому +77

      Revenge

    • @clodaghmurphy7902
      @clodaghmurphy7902 4 місяці тому +16

      what video did dan faint in??

    • @watermelo6873
      @watermelo6873 4 місяці тому +1

      @@clodaghmurphy7902he talked abt it in their recent mukbang vid

    • @chonchelin
      @chonchelin 4 місяці тому

      @@clodaghmurphy7902in the mukbang video they talked about that!

    • @saddimpledion
      @saddimpledion 4 місяці тому +89

      @@clodaghmurphy7902they were telling a story in the newest mukbang video

  • @pam.3773
    @pam.3773 4 місяці тому +1446

    “Phil will be alive in your town” is an insane way to advertise the tour

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam 4 місяці тому +5421

    The fact that NordVPN was willing to sponsor this video finally sold me

    • @shilo2100
      @shilo2100 4 місяці тому +117

      exactly i’m going to sign up now just for this

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans 4 місяці тому +140

      You REALLY need to watch the tomska vpn saga. I've never respected a sponsor more.

    • @_ThrowMeOffACliff_
      @_ThrowMeOffACliff_ 4 місяці тому

      Same tho😂

    • @larala21mil
      @larala21mil 4 місяці тому

      Is very good! I mainly use it to watch Leverage in Latin America, but in general it is very useful

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 4 місяці тому +80

      The way Phil led into the sponsor nearly killed me😭

  • @leowidows
    @leowidows 4 місяці тому +4108

    not phil trying to find a nice way to say he was shitting blood 😭

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 4 місяці тому +144

      His delicate state.

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 2 місяці тому +4

      that is the most Phil really

  • @Angstlarry
    @Angstlarry 4 місяці тому +3468

    I’m so sorry Phil but that selfie of y’all in the hospital room has me less confused as to why they thought Dan was your son 😂😂😂

    • @justtrash8796
      @justtrash8796 4 місяці тому +301

      i swear hospital lighting is the least flattering thing in the world

    • @YngwiesDaughter13
      @YngwiesDaughter13 4 місяці тому +26

      Right? Lol very interesting pov there nurseor w/e

    • @phi7534
      @phi7534 4 місяці тому +133

      fr, i was dubious at first but phil looked straight up haggard in that selfie

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 3 місяці тому +1

      What time 💀💀

    • @Angstlarry
      @Angstlarry 3 місяці тому +14

      @@idiomatic444 24 min & 5 seconds in 💀😂

  • @Racewash
    @Racewash 4 місяці тому +7616

    “Phil comes home, walks a bit funny, typical tuesday” daniel shut up😭

    • @englahoelstad2356
      @englahoelstad2356 4 місяці тому +317

      I had to pause the video and take a second

    • @andy-espo
      @andy-espo 4 місяці тому +249

      psychic damage was inflicted

    • @B3autySparks
      @B3autySparks 4 місяці тому +86

      he’s so funny

    • @kaijuno
      @kaijuno 4 місяці тому +14

      not to be an innocent but what was he implying?? 😭

    • @hollyumbreon
      @hollyumbreon 4 місяці тому

      ​@@kaijuno Erm.... Anal

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol 4 місяці тому +4711

    phil is always either getting a new haircut or on the verge of death

    • @lilliematthews7922
      @lilliematthews7922 4 місяці тому +207

      One day we will get a video about how he almost died during his haircut

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 місяці тому +129

      inside you there are two wolves

    • @mycabages5184
      @mycabages5184 4 місяці тому +28

      That's his brand now atp 😂

    • @Kirbyjer
      @Kirbyjer 4 місяці тому +7

      Just like me fr

    • @Mememetilda
      @Mememetilda 4 місяці тому +3

      Sounds like someone loves attention

  • @LostSaltShaker
    @LostSaltShaker 4 місяці тому +2426

    One of the first things they told us in nursing school was don't assume anyone's relationships. From baby daddies to sugar daddies you can never be sure who someone's loved one is

    • @elliart7432
      @elliart7432 4 місяці тому +538

      One time I panicked and said I was my partner's brother cause I was scared they wouldn't let me back there with him, and then I forgot I did that and was at one point a bit more cuddly than siblings should be and the doctor looked very concerned 😭

    • @lunathedog2074
      @lunathedog2074 4 місяці тому +205

      I had to fill some forms while admitting my friend and forgot my own name. Had to ask our other friend 😂

    • @LadyLeaMarie
      @LadyLeaMarie 4 місяці тому +56

      @@lunathedog2074 Those forms can be so stressful!

    • @lunathedog2074
      @lunathedog2074 4 місяці тому +37

      @@LadyLeaMarie it felt like I was reading a different language? I was having so much difficulty processing the tiniest bit of information 😅

  • @allie6160
    @allie6160 4 місяці тому +2049

    Dan and Phil are:
    ❌Friends
    ❌Brothers
    ✅Father and son

  • @dariamvs
    @dariamvs 4 місяці тому +2330

    phil nearly took twink death a bit too seriously

  • @kimstachuliana4181
    @kimstachuliana4181 4 місяці тому +808

    i love how dan acts all cool and annoyed for the story but we all know in reality he freaked THE FUCK OUT

    • @Braxton999Adams
      @Braxton999Adams 3 місяці тому +59

      I mean, he kind of said as much...in his own way
      "if this wasn't so terrifying and traumatic...it would've been hilarious."

  • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
    @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 місяці тому +3711

    phil got his first period i’m so proud
    (using humour to cope this is terrifying)

  • @melio_ghost
    @melio_ghost 4 місяці тому +5343

    At this point you just need to have a playlist for hospital visits

    • @lovingdragons
      @lovingdragons 4 місяці тому +39

      It would have to be like 48 hours long... Hospital visits are long af

    • @nitzmidzy
      @nitzmidzy 4 місяці тому +80

      @@lovingdragons I think they mean a youtube playlist of all his hospital visit stories

    • @lovingdragons
      @lovingdragons 4 місяці тому +29

      @@nitzmidzy oh- i thought they meant a playlist for when they were in the hospital loll

    • @glitch84-
      @glitch84- 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes!!! For educational purposes!!!!

    • @relatableusername
      @relatableusername 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@lovingdragonsno because I thought the same

  • @alyssamae4
    @alyssamae4 4 місяці тому +1242

    Phil: *shitting blood
    Also Phil: *only traumatized over the fact someone thought he was Dan's dad

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever 4 місяці тому +3783

    "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT?!?! First of all, FUCK you for having a child face!" Phil is so fucking funny 😭😭

    • @scaleonkhan183
      @scaleonkhan183 4 місяці тому +27

      16:26

    • @kf10147
      @kf10147 4 місяці тому +31

      Said like the baby face wasn’t a draw in 2009

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 4 місяці тому +50

      ​@@scaleonkhan183
      Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25
      Dan: 🤭...
      Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!??
      Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼
      In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️
      D A N & Ph I L
      🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟

    • @Enby_Buttercup
      @Enby_Buttercup 4 місяці тому +12

      @@mosesjoe3763PLEASE THE WAY YOU MADE THIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME LMFAOOOO ITS SO ACCURATE

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 4 місяці тому +14

      @@Enby_Buttercup
      A grown adult with youthful baby face...✨️
      Dan Howell, "Black Axolotl" confirmed...🌠

  • @kismovingcastle
    @kismovingcastle 4 місяці тому +1774

    when you're in a health scare competition and your opponent is phil lester

    • @milkywaychoco
      @milkywaychoco 4 місяці тому +16

      Idk I feel like I have a chance

    • @gothclay301
      @gothclay301 4 місяці тому +60

      until it's markiplier with the steel chair. also commonly ass related

    • @ldipkin
      @ldipkin 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gothclay301please this took me out 😭

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 4 місяці тому +5

      @@gothclay301 BAH GAWD

  • @emmab982
    @emmab982 4 місяці тому +624

    The fainting in the ER thing is not uncommon because often adrenaline carries people through the process of getting to the hospital, but once they're there their body goes NOPE and shuts down

    • @rebecca8836
      @rebecca8836 3 місяці тому +62

      this sentenced used 3 versions of their in a row

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 3 місяці тому +14

      @@rebecca8836 I can't believe I literally didn't even notice 😂

  • @lollyybee
    @lollyybee 4 місяці тому +1082

    you know how expectant mother's have a hospital bag packed by the door ready to go? maybe you guys need to have one too..

    • @kyoongi
      @kyoongi 4 місяці тому +83

      i genuinely feel like this comment should be at the top and not as a joke but seriously

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 4 місяці тому +32

      It's surprising they don't already have one

    • @Frenchaboo
      @Frenchaboo 4 місяці тому +74

      Judging by the fact Dan packed a laptop with him I feel like they already kinda do.

  • @chloepatrick12
    @chloepatrick12 4 місяці тому +4663

    Dan needs to grow stubble for the next time Phil ends up in hospital so they don’t assume Dans his child

    • @definitelynotashark1799
      @definitelynotashark1799 4 місяці тому +268

      Maybe they'll get upgraded to intergenerational couple!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 4 місяці тому

      @@definitelynotashark1799ah yes. !ncest once removed

    • @AnarchyStockers
      @AnarchyStockers 4 місяці тому +64

      Or he could just lean into it and adopt him so for the next hospital visit Dan will be allowed back even when they’re only allowing direct family to see him

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 4 місяці тому

      Dan has a 6'3"feet tall Fetus...

    • @mosesjoe3763
      @mosesjoe3763 4 місяці тому +46

      Nurse: "Did your son take it?"... 16:25
      Dan: 🤭...
      Phil: "DID YOUR SON TAKE IT"!!??
      Dan: 👉🏼👶🏼👈🏼
      In 33 years of his life and still he's a 6'3"feet tall fetus...👶🏼 Oh, Danny boii...✨️
      D A N & Ph I L
      🖤😑✌️ ➕️ 👋😳🌟

  • @yukikanegawa7470
    @yukikanegawa7470 4 місяці тому +593

    Can't imagine being Phil in pain, probably freaking out internally, extremely woozy, only to catch a critical hit to his ego because a nurse sincerely thought he was Dan's father.

  • @boredkueen8784
    @boredkueen8784 4 місяці тому +1869

    Dan and phils never ending back and forth of "why didnt you catch me when i fainted" "Why didnt YOU catch me when I fainted??" is so bestie goals

  • @mimble
    @mimble 4 місяці тому +3051

    The one time they actually should have called the ambulance, they took a taxi. The survival instincts between these two I s2g

    • @lil_swarlette
      @lil_swarlette 4 місяці тому +175

      Pretty good survival instinct in the UK tbh. Ambulances take far longer than taxis

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 4 місяці тому +72

      @@lil_swarlette idk how the UK compares to Australia, but here how long you wait depends largely on the nature of your issue. For some people it’s best to go themselves but more urgent issues call ambulance. Especially since ambulances have medical equipment that can help keep people alive until you get to hospital. Usually the phone operator will tell you how long you’d be expected to wait for an ambulance too

    • @meganconte5658
      @meganconte5658 4 місяці тому +101

      they didn't let dan go with phil in the ambulance last time so i understand, plus it might've been faster tbh

    • @camelliasinensis219
      @camelliasinensis219 4 місяці тому +79

      Ambulance can take hours in the UK. Once I accidentally dropped a kitchen knife right into my feet and bled all over the kitchen and called the A&E but they told me if I want an ambulance that will probably take 4-5 hours to arrive. So I just decided getting to the hospital by Uber is gonna be way quicker. I reckon Dan & Phil had a similar thought process

    • @rancidprince3133
      @rancidprince3133 4 місяці тому +14

      @@meganconte5658I think they said that’s cuz it was during the midst of covid

  • @beingsocialwasnevermyforte
    @beingsocialwasnevermyforte 4 місяці тому +633

    “in my head that was amazing because i was on drugs” the delivery of that made me crack up, phil lester comedic genius

    • @isisrents1383
      @isisrents1383 4 місяці тому +2

      IVE VBEEN LAUGHING AT THAT FOR HOURRRS plssss phils face after he says it its so fucking funnyyyy

    • @tikvahlanz6335
      @tikvahlanz6335 4 місяці тому +28

      It’s so real though. One time I was on anesthetics for a dental procedure and after they woke me up they let me rinse my mouth out… I stood and laughed at the water coming out of the faucet for like 10 minutes straight. They literally had to drag me away from it because I thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever seen.
      It was a regular sink. Literally nothing funny about it.

  • @izzy6936
    @izzy6936 4 місяці тому +1832

    dan: telling a traumatic story
    phil: let me search a boob

    • @aloudjane137
      @aloudjane137 4 місяці тому +64

      only one

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 4 місяці тому +40

      ​@@aloudjane137 Well he's only got .08% straight blood in him. No need to go crazy here.

    • @ArcaneCraze
      @ArcaneCraze 4 місяці тому +31

      "Let me just Google boob" is my new favorite Phil quote.

  • @ifilmcrazypeople3667
    @ifilmcrazypeople3667 4 місяці тому +1385

    Oh boy another phedical emergency

    • @internetaddict7106
      @internetaddict7106 4 місяці тому +93

      phedical emerdancy

    • @det395
      @det395 4 місяці тому +7

      😭😭😭

    • @pigeondance
      @pigeondance 4 місяці тому +35

      ​@@internetaddict7106 this reminded me of "radical conceptussy", a thing one of them texted 😅😅

    • @patriciapat2106
      @patriciapat2106 4 місяці тому +3

      Why does that sound so gross 😭😭

    • @elenamoriano231
      @elenamoriano231 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@internetaddict7106 you mean a phedical epherdancy

  • @rayhem
    @rayhem 4 місяці тому +576

    10:45 "bless this boy leaving class to support his dad" -that one nurse probably

  • @photography9288
    @photography9288 4 місяці тому +1184

    "I've decided not to take any personal trauma from this," I love that you can make that choice Phil 🤣

  • @reidisdoodling
    @reidisdoodling 4 місяці тому +2922

    phil vs having a near death experience once a week

    • @madiehughes
      @madiehughes 4 місяці тому +17

      name a more iconic duo

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 місяці тому +7

      It really feels like God and Phil are doing the game grumps "fired, and then I missed" bit 😂😂😂

    • @chaniofdune
      @chaniofdune 4 місяці тому

      That's just what it is like at 37.
      Source: I'm 38 😅

  • @teelagurl558
    @teelagurl558 4 місяці тому +397

    Ive never heard Phil sound as aggressively northern as he was yelling about dan being called his son💀😂

  • @alliefurlong486
    @alliefurlong486 4 місяці тому +2328

    But the fact you can see cranky Phil with all the items he desired on the tray… so cute I can’t

    • @g00se_ars0nist
      @g00se_ars0nist 4 місяці тому +80

      i hadn’t noticed thats so sweet

    • @kf10147
      @kf10147 4 місяці тому +69

      24:06

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 місяці тому +75

      he literally had no more shits to give

    • @doddy3456789
      @doddy3456789 4 місяці тому +123

      honestly the care they have for each other is the most precious thing

    • @riverstyx7251
      @riverstyx7251 4 місяці тому +138

      Honestly the “I nearly died GIVE ME MY COMFORT OBJECTS” reaction is extremely valid and fair

  • @auroradimitre2568
    @auroradimitre2568 4 місяці тому +1463

    the nurse thinking dan was phil's son is my new favorite thought about dan and phil anyone's ever had

    • @Amylovelove
      @Amylovelove 4 місяці тому +35

      Is also the third time its happen 😂

    • @carmilla1709
      @carmilla1709 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Amylovelove when were #1 & #2?

    • @Miss.anthrope95
      @Miss.anthrope95 4 місяці тому +7

      i legitimately screamed, and scared the crap out of the dogs im sitting for 😂

    • @bluehourcore
      @bluehourcore 4 місяці тому +12

      @@carmilla1709 i know one was at during their last stop of the interactive introverts tour ( in mumbai, india!) and they were at the bar of their hotel i think??? and the hotel people were like sir your son looks to young to be legally drinking ( dan was 27, legal age for drinking is 25 here lol)

  • @julietacavalli
    @julietacavalli 4 місяці тому +591

    That nurse gave "Father Philip" a whole different meaning 😭 congrats on being a dad i guess!!

  • @goatking2983
    @goatking2983 4 місяці тому +1897

    Phil almost bleeding out on the floor of A&E being overshadowed by the nurse calling Dan his SON is craaaazy 😭 kick the man while he's down 🤣

  • @CarmiMia
    @CarmiMia 4 місяці тому +834

    "this is my laptop, you can Google boobs in your own time" really took me out

    • @Filbie
      @Filbie 4 місяці тому

      I really want to like this but it’s at 666 likes…I can’t 😆😆

  • @calamitysam687
    @calamitysam687 4 місяці тому +260

    As an ICU/ recovery room nurse (who recovers colonoscopy patients ALL the time) this stressed me out! Congrats to Phil for being the one person to have the rarest and potentially most dangerous complications of an incredibly routine and safe exam 😅

  • @faithsmith8513
    @faithsmith8513 4 місяці тому +1232

    “This is going to ruin the tour”

  • @shouldntve
    @shouldntve 4 місяці тому +1048

    Phil, congrats on coming out as AFAB ☺(Assigned Father at Bospital)

    • @sunny-my9ng
      @sunny-my9ng 4 місяці тому +9

      LMAOO😭😭😭

    • @mollymonger
      @mollymonger 4 місяці тому +55

      Buttspital

    • @calliope720
      @calliope720 4 місяці тому

      Assigned Father; Ass Bleeding

    • @books2438
      @books2438 4 місяці тому +48

      Something about « Bospital » is sending me

    • @astrid3321
      @astrid3321 4 місяці тому +12

      This made me snort thank you so much

  • @beetlejuicex3334
    @beetlejuicex3334 4 місяці тому +431

    if phil getting a biopsy is just a small unimportant part of the exposition then you know the story is about to be CRAZY

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah 4 місяці тому +1715

    God gives his worst ass traumas to his strongest pour bot hems 💔💔

    • @medea__witchhh
      @medea__witchhh 4 місяці тому +83

      pls it's 2 am where i live im fighting not to screech laugh

    • @myoldusernamewastaken
      @myoldusernamewastaken 4 місяці тому +9

      Okay but why did I read “bot hems” as like Gotham here 😂

    • @izzykate1806
      @izzykate1806 4 місяці тому +5

      JAIL 💀

  • @paperyakuk
    @paperyakuk 4 місяці тому +727

    “Before this happens again, come see us” astonishing salesperson technique there Dan

  • @SolEater69
    @SolEater69 4 місяці тому +181

    if Phil doesn’t come out on stage sm0king a cigar, carrying a beautiful woman and kicking a football, they need a refund on that straight blood

  • @sleepygummi
    @sleepygummi 4 місяці тому +1361

    imagine being a phannie at the ER, and you just see AmazingPhil passed out on the floor surrounded by blood. Fresh new trauma right there!

    • @danyr1886
      @danyr1886 4 місяці тому +52

      Jesus effing Christ can you imagine??? I would pass out right after out of shock lmao

    • @princesslexicon
      @princesslexicon 4 місяці тому +61

      No but seriously imagine it

    • @sd5696
      @sd5696 4 місяці тому +47

      A terrible influence, really.

    • @pareidolist
      @pareidolist 4 місяці тому +2

      @@princesslexicon 💀

    • @majorcrayon8515
      @majorcrayon8515 4 місяці тому +5

      @@princesslexiconNO💀💀💀

  • @satansaveus2837
    @satansaveus2837 4 місяці тому +1219

    Every update is being overjoyed at an update and then immediately concerned.

    • @izzytodd4242
      @izzytodd4242 4 місяці тому +44

      “Oh Phil uploaded! Oh is Phil… okay???”

  • @mayredfern4593
    @mayredfern4593 4 місяці тому +95

    I love the fact that they discovered the A&E fast track which is to literally faint in front of the staff and you immediately get treated

    • @jdk2535
      @jdk2535 4 місяці тому +17

      This new exploit will save hours in the speedrun. Magical.

  • @maxwellisntokay
    @maxwellisntokay 4 місяці тому +1296

    People were so right ab adulthood just being the process of finding what chronic illness youre gonna have to deal with for the rest of your life 😭 Shout out hospital frequent flyers 🤪

  • @Mi-be1os
    @Mi-be1os 4 місяці тому +879

    Phil, literally bleeding out from his ass: I'm sorryyy, I'm asking niceleyy, I'll pay you!!

    • @orie._.
      @orie._. 4 місяці тому +1

      Read in Jenna Marbles' voice

    • @saumyamathur4862
      @saumyamathur4862 4 місяці тому +6

      amazing reference

    • @Mi-be1os
      @Mi-be1os 4 місяці тому

      @@saumyamathur4862 Thank you😌

  • @maxinecampbell4702
    @maxinecampbell4702 4 місяці тому +315

    It’s random but I think it’s sweet that when Phil was telling the hot doctor about his UA-cam career, he talked about dnp games rather than amazing Phil :)

  • @forgetmenot277
    @forgetmenot277 4 місяці тому +1073

    I'm so sorry guys it was probably quite traumatic but Dan's description of Phil passing out and shitting blood all over the hospital floor made me absolutely CACKLE

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 4 місяці тому +62

      honestly i'm so tired and i was fully crying laughing at this. took a full hour to get through the video with how much i had to pause and laugh. glad he's okay tho

    • @NinskuuB
      @NinskuuB 4 місяці тому +5

      Same, laughed out loud, way too funny :D.

    • @Filbie
      @Filbie 4 місяці тому +3

      I was _wheezing_

  • @nattashaw
    @nattashaw 4 місяці тому +420

    “did your son just take it?” would be the end of me i’m so sorry

  • @LockheartCrow
    @LockheartCrow 4 місяці тому +239

    Huge respect to Phil for talking about this, people should never be ashamed to go to the doctor, they’ve ALWAYS seen weirder cases.

  • @schroedingerscryptid
    @schroedingerscryptid 4 місяці тому +590

    dan editing the tour trailer in the hospital while phil was bleeding internally is somehow the wildest yet most expected thing ever

  • @Julia-se2bz
    @Julia-se2bz 4 місяці тому +429

    dan replying with "okay" after being told phil didn't in fact die during surgery is the most dan thing ever pls

  • @chloegold503
    @chloegold503 4 місяці тому +156

    so to help feel less bad about his terrible joke, my husband under painkillers was told the toaster wasn't working in the ward, he proceeded to tell them "the tories need to pay you guys more"

    • @asktoseducemiss434
      @asktoseducemiss434 4 місяці тому

      Dan on the previous video: When Phil fainted, you failed to notice that I had fainted. You're Heavy

  • @mangobird75
    @mangobird75 4 місяці тому +472

    As an American ER nurse, I can attest that this crazy shit happens often. And when patients are super nice are always near death or super sick and it freaks us out because they are about to die.

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 4 місяці тому +86

      i was in the hospital recently, when i looked at my notes they called me "very pleasant" and it made my entire day

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 місяці тому +46

      got a good grade in hospital

  • @herecomesthesun_9294
    @herecomesthesun_9294 4 місяці тому +421

    Phil apologizing to the code team when he was gonna bleed out is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭 don’t worry Phil, we want to help you as doctors and nurses

    • @herecomesthesun_9294
      @herecomesthesun_9294 4 місяці тому +74

      and to answer your question: you become one with the beep and it haunts you in your sleep as well

    • @lilvc
      @lilvc 4 місяці тому

      ​@@herecomesthesun_9294Yeah I still hear it after I get home from work lmaoo, or the call buzzer 😭

    • @seasorablue
      @seasorablue Місяць тому +3

      @@herecomesthesun_9294 Big agree, I work in vet med (but transferring to human med cus vet med pays dust) and any sound that happens enough will eventually just become background noise, whether its a dog barking, kitten mewing, or machine beeping.

  • @caycecarson
    @caycecarson 4 місяці тому +198

    Dan: this is going to ruin the tour
    Phil, drugged out of his mind: what tour

  • @MerleNauland
    @MerleNauland 4 місяці тому +312

    not dan wearing the 'have the courage to exist shirt' while phil was kinda dying

  • @theawkwardturtle4730
    @theawkwardturtle4730 4 місяці тому +624

    I’m so glad you’re both okay, but I was HOWLING at this video. The fainting recreation??? The photo of Phil with his tongue out and Dan smiling???? Holy cow what a wild video

  • @doddy3456789
    @doddy3456789 4 місяці тому +791

    Phil on Dystopia Daily: People do not need to know the ins and outs of our private life!!!
    Phil rn: I was passed out in a pool of my own ass blood

    • @DragonicCherry
      @DragonicCherry 4 місяці тому +21

      we've come so far

    • @natalijazivkovic8112
      @natalijazivkovic8112 4 місяці тому +23

      Well yeah we dont need to know about every argument he has with Dan or a family member on a weekly basis because it’s private, but we DO need to know these disgusting details because we love him ❤

  • @faithsmith8513
    @faithsmith8513 4 місяці тому +960

    If I had a dollar for every Dan and Phil video that involves a near death experience….

    • @jumies4056
      @jumies4056 4 місяці тому +70

      riches beyond my comprehension

    • @notbrent2272
      @notbrent2272 4 місяці тому +43

      you can pay for tour tickets??👀

  • @melissaj7244
    @melissaj7244 4 місяці тому +239

    22:00 "in my head that was hilarious, because I was on ✨drugs✨" is such a phil comment

  • @jamiejo2000
    @jamiejo2000 4 місяці тому +65

    In case anyone doesn’t know: LAY DOWN IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU FEEL FAINT
    the most dangerous part of fainting is hitting your head
    your body is trying to get you flat asap so your blood pressure can relax, if you don’t get flat your body is gonna do it for you

  • @Invuska
    @Invuska 4 місяці тому +354

    16:27 Is the most unbridled startled-rage I've ever seen from Phil. Like that "fuck you" came from the freaking soul 😭

    • @adrianesummers5610
      @adrianesummers5610 4 місяці тому +26

      And the fact it wasn’t bleeped out either !! That man really wanted to emphasise

    • @Honeydollarbill
      @Honeydollarbill 2 місяці тому +4

      yeah! I replayed that so many times, never heard him scream like that hahaha, love it

  • @2clam4jam
    @2clam4jam 4 місяці тому +499

    Anaesthesiologist are the best people ever, when I got surgery the anaesthesiologist was a Middle Eastern man in his 50s with the thickest accent who was petting my hair going “think off good foods, good friends, good memories (: ” while Abbas dancing queen was playing in the background, best hospital experience of my life

    • @Yue_mariin00
      @Yue_mariin00 4 місяці тому +31

      That is actually so sweet :')♡ i am going to think about this next time i have to go through scary hospital visits

    • @Tessa_Gr
      @Tessa_Gr 4 місяці тому +17

      Yeah, anasthesiologists are always great. I've had two surgeries under anaesthesia and both times the staff were amazing.
      They're really as gentle as they can be when they stab you with the needle for the vein access. And they're really good at talking while they're doing their stuff.

    • @sweetxcyanide
      @sweetxcyanide 4 місяці тому +3

      i tried to argue with/correct my anesthesiologist. he was a nice guy,but he said some things that weren't quite true and (this was before we knew i was autistic lol) i wanted to correct him because i didn't want him to be giving wrong information (he told me that after the fruit smell they added faded,it would smell like nail polish,so i could just imagine that i was 'hanging out with my girlfriends and we were painting our toes' ) i tried to tell him that 1. i didn't have any friends,and 2. it actually smelled like nail polish *remover*...idk how much of that i actually managed tho
      in my defense,i was 9,autistic,and Very High

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 4 місяці тому +2

      my mom had few surgeries and she told me that they always laughed with her when she was drugged outta her mind 🤣every time my mom started cracking up jokes🤣

    • @viry1337
      @viry1337 4 місяці тому +4

      Mine complimented my tattoos and scratched my arm for me😭

  • @sensenjo6813
    @sensenjo6813 4 місяці тому +133

    love that Safiya's joggers made it onto Phil's Extremely Specific List including exact pieces of clothing and/or where to find them

  • @mashuzerosu
    @mashuzerosu 4 місяці тому +495

    PHIL TWEAKING BC OF NURSE SUSAN REFERED DAN AS HIS SON IS SENDING ME 😭

  • @baileyann1145
    @baileyann1145 4 місяці тому +317

    phil sending dan a text about his surgery and surviving and dan just saying okay is the most dnp thing ever

  • @Rose-np7md
    @Rose-np7md 4 місяці тому +258

    I want you to know that my pre-med student partner laughed so hard at this that they legitimately started crying.

  • @alexandraRatliff
    @alexandraRatliff 4 місяці тому +239

    As someone who has stress dreams/nightmares of my loved ones dying, I cannot imagine the panic of having my closest companion fall unconscious in a pool of blood in front me.

    • @Sillygooseyhan
      @Sillygooseyhan 4 місяці тому +16

      Seriously like Daniel are YOU alright????

    • @fluterem8866
      @fluterem8866 3 місяці тому +7

      "closest companion" is actually such a great way to put it, as well as a lovely turn of phrase

    • @alexandraRatliff
      @alexandraRatliff 3 місяці тому +1

      @@fluterem8866 thank you! I chose my words carefully. 😆

  • @believeinthejourney5784
    @believeinthejourney5784 4 місяці тому +764

    as a frequent fainter that has been put in a chair SO MANY TIMES while unconscious, the "if he's fainted, don't put him in a chair, put him on the floor" bit was so vindicating XD

    • @kaylinsmith6921
      @kaylinsmith6921 4 місяці тому +116

      I have presyncope, and I was flabbergasted. I said, out loud, "He's safe on the floor. Don't move him. He can't crack his head open if he's already on the floor." Really hope it was a random person that brought the chair over. If it was medical staff, they need re-education.

    • @sketchycat6223
      @sketchycat6223 4 місяці тому +11

      I fainted recently at the hospital, last thing I remembered was hitting the floor face first & then I woke up in a chair surrounded by family & hospital staff😭 I’m glad they didn’t leave them me on the floor I would’ve freaked out probably

    • @earnestlanguage4242
      @earnestlanguage4242 4 місяці тому

      same!

    • @heytheredd
      @heytheredd 4 місяці тому +19

      Literally the whole point of fainting in many cases is becaue the body need to disperse blood & does it in the most chaotic way with the aid of gravity.

  • @alexvickers9293
    @alexvickers9293 4 місяці тому +97

    1) looking at that picture with Phil wearing a hat I can 100% tell how they mistook Dan as your son
    2) I am SO glad that this didn’t happen in an American hospital

  • @Sauceyages
    @Sauceyages 4 місяці тому +740

    "Let me google boob" "this is MY laptop!"

  • @unori.gina.l
    @unori.gina.l 4 місяці тому +236

    omg it's Dill and Parsley or whatever tf ranch consists of

  • @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061
    @caffeinatedflumadiddle5061 4 місяці тому +100

    “Ive decided not to take any personal trauma from this” absolutely iconic, power through the mental illness, king lol

  • @Sabrina-hv6oz
    @Sabrina-hv6oz 4 місяці тому +527

    At this point "how Phil nearly died" stories are just something we expect at least twice a year

  • @theradishspirit94
    @theradishspirit94 4 місяці тому +275

    Phil’s keeping the ER open

    • @annelieseluv
      @annelieseluv 4 місяці тому

      me too though

    • @liznolan391
      @liznolan391 4 місяці тому +2

      They're gonna name a hospital wing after him

  • @iMirandaLove
    @iMirandaLove 4 місяці тому +44

    “Phil will be alive in your town.” is such an ominous statement

  • @Topazzzzzz
    @Topazzzzzz 4 місяці тому +462

    "Why did they lie, I saw some tiktoks, I wanted to stay awake as long as I could" answered your own question there probably.

    • @doctorwholover1012
      @doctorwholover1012 4 місяці тому +16

      It's the way Dans immediate response is "WHY??? would you do that??? So you can be awake like 'hah I've beaten the anaesthetic AAAAAHHHH-👹'" 😂😂😂

    • @amandaconnor5874
      @amandaconnor5874 4 місяці тому

      OKAY BUT, I haven't seen these tiktoks - how do these people have their phones with them in the OR?? I've had 3 surgeries, each time when it was time to go in, they had me put my phone in my stuff bag and left it behind. I wouldn't have been able to film it if I wanted to.

  • @FeiryWebbing
    @FeiryWebbing 4 місяці тому +493

    Honestly, a shoutout to the NHS is really deserved, I was just visiting London from another country and got a medical emergency and had to have an ambulance called, and the Doctor James(tm) who showed up was sooo nice and explained everything really well and on top of it all, it was all free ! Shoutout to James, I hope he gets a pay raise

    • @serazvi5387
      @serazvi5387 4 місяці тому +8

      God that must be nice 🥲

    • @madi--2890
      @madi--2890 4 місяці тому +8

      you should leave a good review for james on the google reviews for the hospital :)

    • @lucymiller5834
      @lucymiller5834 4 місяці тому

      ​@madi--2890 theres a website called care opinions where you can leave reviews for specific drs, wards, hospitals ect leave him a good review there!

  • @wryn.is.trying
    @wryn.is.trying 4 місяці тому +50

    20:06 they might not have lied! Before surgery they’ll often give you Versed, which keeps you calm while they bring you to the OR and also completely wipes your memory of the time you’re on it. So it might not have put you to sleep, but it would still be the last thing you remember before waking up. (source: this is exactly what happened for my surgery earlier this year lol)

    • @mserinjohnson
      @mserinjohnson 2 місяці тому +2

      Yep, same thing happened to me when I had my scoliosis surgery back in 2016.

  • @TiaMat99
    @TiaMat99 4 місяці тому +884

    You started leaking and Australia was like "hold my beer"

  • @silas-whatever
    @silas-whatever 4 місяці тому +220

    "Phil's walking a bit funny, typical Tuesday." Daniel 😭😭😭

  • @randomgirlxrulz
    @randomgirlxrulz 4 місяці тому +47

    DAMN. As someone who worked SPECIFICALLY in the colorectal department of their hospital for 4 months straight, I can confirm: I NEVER saw a case like this

    • @majorcrayon8515
      @majorcrayon8515 4 місяці тому +17

      fr how did he manage to be mostly fine for 10 days with a nicked artery wtf

    • @fluterem8866
      @fluterem8866 3 місяці тому

      ​@@majorcrayon8515i was wondering this too!! How???

    • @Nightbird8272
      @Nightbird8272 3 місяці тому +6

      I CURRENTLY work with this type of patient (I'm not a doctor, nurse, or medical assistant/tech but I talk to patients all day including about their symptoms). Can confirm, this is one of the most terrifying, go-right-to-the-ER-and-do-not-pass-go symptoms you can experience in the colorectal or gastroenterology world.

  • @Imisspoptropica
    @Imisspoptropica 4 місяці тому +177

    At this point Phil’s near death experiences are the new annual video that has replaced PINOF 😂😂

  • @kxltte
    @kxltte 4 місяці тому +358

    dan is an amazing story teller, he could literally yap about anything and make it sound 10x more dramatic and funny

    • @AdamZugone
      @AdamZugone 4 місяці тому +25

      And he thinks we wouldn't want him doing a podcast. Silly, silly man

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 4 місяці тому +2

      I miss his story times soooo much, literally my favorite thing

    • @melitajay
      @melitajay 4 місяці тому

      YouNow my beloved I miss u

  • @FlightVonMort
    @FlightVonMort 4 місяці тому +102

    Can’t believe Dan didn’t unironically call Phil “daddy” once during the video after the nurse’s mistake 🤣

    • @Brooke_Corbyn
      @Brooke_Corbyn 4 місяці тому +15

      He knows not to salt an actively bleeding wound loll

  • @JC-wi7vm
    @JC-wi7vm 4 місяці тому +271

    There genuinely is a phenomena called alarm fatigue where medical professionals accidentally zone out important alarms because there's just constantly so much beeping. Its quite interesting tbh.

    • @gabbythememe9416
      @gabbythememe9416 4 місяці тому +30

      Yes its very real. I work in Telemetry and were surrounded by 100s of alarms in a small office all day. Its never happened to me, but Ive seen it happen to other people and they didnt call nurses about important cardiac events (ie death). They dont work with me anymore...

  • @edibleramen
    @edibleramen 4 місяці тому +265

    I cannot believe the series of events that led to this situation, but yall uploaded this video while I'm sitting in the bath, with a bath bomb that turned the water BLOOD RED.

    • @amberthest
      @amberthest 4 місяці тому +71

      immersive storytelling experience

    • @scr_crssd_lvrs
      @scr_crssd_lvrs 4 місяці тому

      the notification has only just come through for me as im at a festival but i need to watch it

    • @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325
      @pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325 4 місяці тому +1

      watching in 4D

  • @thePinkKitty3
    @thePinkKitty3 4 місяці тому +72

    Honestly it is such a relief that phil fainted at the hospital and had the bloody mess there because he could get immediate help. So insane that he went through that!