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  • Опубліковано 11 лис 2013
  • Big Jay Oakerson watches some very rowdy women get into an unwinnable fight in front of a comedy club.
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  • @standup
    @standup 4 роки тому +46

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

  • @MattRamn
    @MattRamn 5 років тому +893

    "I hear a commotion.... that sounds like fat fighting."
    That line kills me every time i watch this special 😂😂😂

  • @khyreesmith9982
    @khyreesmith9982 4 роки тому +144

    I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

  • @mattlandry
    @mattlandry 7 років тому +662

    Man his writing and delivery is just fucking perfect. Just flawless most of the time. Jesus he's an amazing story teller.

    • @travisgregg9298
      @travisgregg9298 5 років тому +6

      Right up there with Joey Diaz in my book. Those are my two favorites...

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah Big Jay is a phenomenally talented comedian.

    • @wisterV
      @wisterV 4 роки тому +2

      Love the way he always pauses and let’s the room giggle and breathe.

    • @jartaviusjackson8559
      @jartaviusjackson8559 3 роки тому +3

      I had a legit asthma attack with the “here’s who I can fit in the car”😭😭😭

    • @notagiantseaslug5523
      @notagiantseaslug5523 Місяць тому

      Yep Jay is a true master. Undeniably.

  • @Veryclearly
    @Veryclearly 10 років тому +616

    i like that he doesnt have to yell, he can calm it down and still be funny

    • @o.t.
      @o.t. 4 роки тому +8

      Agreed. So many of them yell and shout. Smh. Also hate when they repeat.

    • @ehimosaru2646
      @ehimosaru2646 3 роки тому +4

      Been seeing clips of Big Jay on Facebook. Didn’t take long to see he is expert level

    • @codytheoneandonly337
      @codytheoneandonly337 Рік тому

      New special out called "Dog Belly"

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Рік тому +34

    “How do you say that about your mother?”
    “Uhh, cause it’s not real…”
    😂

  • @metube3489
    @metube3489 5 років тому +256

    The pipes screen saver line is about the funniest reference i have heard to date from a comdian. Crackle crackle

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 3 роки тому +3

      honestly wasnt ready for it at all, made me spit take. may feldog be with you

  • @xilix
    @xilix 10 років тому +2188

    Someone PLEASE do an animation to this story.

  • @zimeron1
    @zimeron1 8 років тому +792

    "One skinny Puerto Rican guy"
    Oh God it's about Luis

    • @mes98yng22
      @mes98yng22 5 років тому +2

      So not Joey Diaz?

    • @krieger1152
      @krieger1152 5 років тому +19

      Anthony Carpio hes Cuban and fat

    • @mes98yng22
      @mes98yng22 5 років тому +2

      Krieger That’s the joke

    • @jaygatsby4012
      @jaygatsby4012 5 років тому +7

      Louis is definitely not skinny

    • @davide887
      @davide887 5 років тому +1

      I'm pretty Shure everyone knows an ambiguously Asian guy named Luis. I call him lui

  • @angelomastri1416
    @angelomastri1416 9 років тому +185

    "I call her best in show" DYING!!

    • @janicejacome
      @janicejacome 3 роки тому

      That was a funny ass movie 🐩🐕‍🦺🦮🐕🐕‍🦺🐕🦮

  • @soulCracka1
    @soulCracka1 8 років тому +133

    I lost it for the first time when he said "I called her assback" 😂😂😂

    • @soulCracka1
      @soulCracka1 8 років тому +3

      ..."blah blah grande..mami..lmao!" Christ this dude is funny.

  • @jorayx
    @jorayx 5 років тому +1404

    Assback
    Forgettable
    Best in Show
    Atrocity

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 5 років тому +63

      I forgot about the second one ;)

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 4 роки тому +2

      @@Tasarran bro she's forgettable

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 4 роки тому +9

      @@sunkid02 Thanks for explaining the joke, Cap'n Obvious

    • @primitiveassembly199
      @primitiveassembly199 4 роки тому +9

      the 4 horseman of the apocolypse

    • @oobydoobytooby4430
      @oobydoobytooby4430 4 роки тому +1

      Electric Rune Games imagine he doesnt see u were actually joking about forgetting her what a dumb ass 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 5 років тому +134

    "If you ever let words hurt you you'll lose every fight, but if words never hurt you, you can never lose" wow god damn that's something jeez awesome mythical words from a person

    • @rocket117
      @rocket117 5 років тому +4

      @SaltyBrains if you're emotionally charged, and try to initiate a fight because of it, chances are your headspace isn't clear enough to fight without going full tunnel vision. The other person will likely be thinking clearly and not with their emotions (usually rage) and will actually fight better and probably win

    • @addiehumphries6552
      @addiehumphries6552 5 років тому +6

      In the old country we had a saying, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never something something." It's been lost through the ages.

    • @supunbandara5358
      @supunbandara5358 5 років тому +1

      Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому +1

      @@supunbandara5358 it was funnier when Addie said it.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому +1

      @SaltyBrains thats half of what it means. the other part of fighting with a clear head is discretion (as in "better part of ... " you know, like they said in the old country) .. ie accurately assessing the odds and deciding rationally how much pain the cause is really worth, and/or more successful strategies etc.
      I call these "Terminator moments" like in the first movie when you're inside his head looking at the readout of options and he goes for "fuck you, asshole"
      ...only in real life the option list is a lot longer: call for backup, apologize, get a lead pipe, surprise him in the bathroom, ignore him, leave the club with his girl, call him names in 3 languages from a safe distance, buy him a beer, throw something in his face, get arrested, have him thrown out, get your ass beat with an audience, call the cops and laugh at him while they're doing whatever... there are always a wide variety of options...and you always make better strategic decisions if you're one who's more sober and more calm.
      Thus the old British phrase "keep calm and carry on".

  • @steveocirinooo8703
    @steveocirinooo8703 5 років тому +144

    “Something with hooves.” Lolololololl

  • @Kadegvdm
    @Kadegvdm 10 років тому +839

    this guy is hilarious i cant believe he is not known.

    • @Kadegvdm
      @Kadegvdm 10 років тому +35

      Garrett Anderson i meant widely known.

    • @basshooten8986
      @basshooten8986 10 років тому +25

      Kadegvdm He's just merely aware that a growing number of us are often finding ourselves thinking, "What's Garret Anderson's perspective on this?"

    • @jhbraucht
      @jhbraucht 6 років тому +8

      he is now

    • @ericbecerra5893
      @ericbecerra5893 6 років тому +10

      Legion of skanks yo

    • @cn8586
      @cn8586 6 років тому +2

      Blop blop

  • @ghostgate82
    @ghostgate82 9 років тому +221

    One of the best storytellers in the business, hands down.

    • @wozing
      @wozing 5 років тому +3

      One of the best profile pics of all time, bröther

    • @wozing
      @wozing 5 років тому +1

      Brother, I just saw Oh, Sleeper live and I heard an unreleased track from the upcoming album. It is a time for rejoicing.

    • @mphatsolanga8168
      @mphatsolanga8168 5 років тому +2

      wozing I was about to comment the same thing about the icon but then I realized it was 4 years old.

  • @SySoBa
    @SySoBa 5 років тому +24

    “Remember the screensaver with the pipes?” Absolutely killed me. Jay is hilarious, I love him. And he has such handsome eyes and smile.

  • @Bodatiousfilms
    @Bodatiousfilms 10 років тому +818

    I'm not sure if this will be mentioned, but this video is insanely well edited. Props to whoever is responsible. Good job man.

    • @FrickFoster
      @FrickFoster 5 років тому +2

      For sure

    • @lamonta9546
      @lamonta9546 5 років тому +2

      Facts!!

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you

    • @5PYZ3R
      @5PYZ3R 4 роки тому +8

      um. comedy central? lmao

    • @Z-Ack
      @Z-Ack 4 роки тому +19

      Besides the fuckin audio.. the whole damn reason for watching the thing.. i literally had to turn up my phone all the way, plug into an amp and turn it up all the way which made for a godamn fun fucking time when the ads all the sudden blew a speaker and my asshole out where i spray shit a log out., godamnit..

  • @wisdumb16
    @wisdumb16 9 років тому +74

    Big Jay is a killer... one of the best story tellers out there.

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk911 5 років тому +45

    "A commotion of fat fighting." That's all you need to know RIGHT THERE.

  • @Brrrapzz
    @Brrrapzz 5 років тому +22

    This guy just put on a masterclass, I was crying

  • @waltbauer1
    @waltbauer1 8 років тому +183

    2 tube socks and a cup of soup.

  • @NothingButtery
    @NothingButtery 10 років тому +264

    oh my god. "the screensaver"

    • @Jirloow
      @Jirloow 10 років тому +17

      the screensaver line fucking killed me.

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 5 років тому +3

      NothingButtery I losssst it

    • @splittinggem9700
      @splittinggem9700 4 роки тому +1

      i died there

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 3 роки тому +15

    "Something more mythical, like a centaur...centurion.?"
    Today I learned that Roman soldiers were mythical.

  • @shredtildeath777
    @shredtildeath777 5 років тому +14

    What I love about this bit is that it’s all relevant to the story. He doesn’t try to fill time by trying to make jokes on the side, it’s all chronological and keeps going.

  • @JesseWilliams11
    @JesseWilliams11 9 років тому +46

    I had trouble swallowing my food while listening to this. Disgustingly hilarious!

  • @braydeneyman8232
    @braydeneyman8232 5 років тому +25

    I never noticed how perfectly sculpted Jay's eyebrows are

  • @Birchbarks
    @Birchbarks 10 років тому +18

    After a week this should have waaaaaaay more than 24k views. Big Jay is precious.

  • @afshanhameed203
    @afshanhameed203 5 років тому +338

    He's weirdly attractive, I don't know why but looking at him, I get the vibes of hippy dude from the 80s

    • @avantgauche
      @avantgauche 5 років тому +17

      you need help

    • @alissaa2809
      @alissaa2809 5 років тому +42

      Lol yes he definitely is kinda attractive. Combination of humor + voice + attitude + face + cute smile + facial expression

    • @meagan3494
      @meagan3494 5 років тому +10

      I was thinking the same thing idk why but hes attractive in some way

    • @spicemilktea
      @spicemilktea 4 роки тому +5

      Early 90’s I’d say...

    • @cansur187
      @cansur187 4 роки тому +11

      No homo but i see it too, he cute af

  • @JSinding
    @JSinding 10 років тому +5

    Thanks for the free laughs, Ari! ... definitely the best thing to happen to Comedy Central.

  • @jaerenea11
    @jaerenea11 9 років тому +596

    Umm so his eyebrows are very well groomed lol! random.

    • @TK-ui2th
      @TK-ui2th 8 років тому +17

      haha I noticed that while watching his truth or dare story! his storytelling made it so interesting but I couldn't stop looking at his eyebrows

    • @feliciaw4710
      @feliciaw4710 5 років тому +20

      He's a cute guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @juratchet
      @juratchet 5 років тому +22

      Yeah I’m like, he must go to the Indian lady in the mall

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 5 років тому +3

      All I could see.

    • @mr.hostetter855
      @mr.hostetter855 5 років тому +4

      This kinda get's mentioned on Kreischer's podcast. He saved him from a stylist that wanted to fuck up his beard.

  • @titania5825
    @titania5825 5 років тому +11

    the way he laughs at himself is the best part

  • @Gibbypastrami
    @Gibbypastrami 3 роки тому +3

    Every once in awhile I go back and binge Jay's stand-ups, never not funny, love this guy

  • @davidharris4696
    @davidharris4696 10 років тому +31

    BJO rocks. Im pretty sure I was next to him at... at least three Gwar concerts

  • @tonymonktano4313
    @tonymonktano4313 3 роки тому +11

    Big Jay might be the most naturally funny person in the game rn

  • @MyPronounsISwhom
    @MyPronounsISwhom 5 років тому +3

    He is always real. In the sense, like I'm drinking a beer, listening. I'm right next to him and he tells a story like my homies do and im here laughing just the same but I'm alone in my bed watching and listening. This is great

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 5 років тому +22

    YOU HAVE SPOTTED A RARE WILD OAKERSON (w/o gloves)

  • @walroz87
    @walroz87 6 років тому +8

    "remember the screensaver with the pipes?" im dead

  • @watchdemfools3420
    @watchdemfools3420 3 роки тому +1

    This calm comedic evisceration is pure zen. Big Jay is a master of the art🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @AUSROTTENY2K
    @AUSROTTENY2K 9 років тому +66

    here's what I can fit in the car.... XD

  • @cummingonyourface
    @cummingonyourface 4 роки тому +6

    Big Jay's so real, my favorite comic right now

  • @Donchayito
    @Donchayito 9 років тому +62

    this might be the most hilarious shit from this whole series

  • @osawagedk
    @osawagedk 6 років тому +2

    Saw this guy at the cellar, he is one of the rawest stand ups you can find, big props man

  • @ImSBrunner
    @ImSBrunner 10 років тому

    This is awesome. Keep them coming!

  • @MLGCanthangwithus
    @MLGCanthangwithus 10 років тому +7

    omg that screensaver joke still has me laughing this guy is awesome

  • @fearthespear4242
    @fearthespear4242 5 років тому +7

    "A weapon used to trip a horse or something"😂😂

  • @FlowUrbanFlow
    @FlowUrbanFlow 4 роки тому +18

    The funny thing is, "Atrocity" sounds like a big girl name

  • @austint19
    @austint19 6 років тому +7

    He’s hands down my favorite on this series.

  • @egonkl3in212
    @egonkl3in212 5 років тому +11

    "She even said wheee!..." 😂😂😂

  • @Playswithsquirrrels
    @Playswithsquirrrels 10 років тому +4

    Best of the series, Big Jay is a legend.

  • @danpizzini342
    @danpizzini342 10 років тому +1

    Ari, i love these so much.
    Big Jay is tremendous

  • @jarebearthejew5103
    @jarebearthejew5103 10 років тому +5

    Jay Oakerson is one of my favorites, got to see him a couple years ago and meet him, one of the nicest comedians out there. We need more of him!

  • @QuiteHotBros
    @QuiteHotBros 5 років тому +3

    The screensaver with the pipes had me dying. Jesus this guy's good.

  • @user-li5jc9uo6k
    @user-li5jc9uo6k 5 років тому +7

    The pipe screen saver had me 😂😂😂

  • @erikrasmussen4832
    @erikrasmussen4832 3 роки тому +2

    "The tube top nestled in what I would describe as fold 4B." Lmao

  • @user-gy2jy9pp1t
    @user-gy2jy9pp1t 4 роки тому +1

    Oh my lord, can’t even handle this...dying laughing, tears

  • @robfern66
    @robfern66 10 років тому +3

    Big Jay is THE master storyteller!!!!! I saw him this summer and he crushed it. Thank you Ari. Love the podcast. Any chance of a Howard Kremer story in season 3? That guy has some really funny stories.

  • @jamesdwyer7752
    @jamesdwyer7752 8 років тому +4

    Hints of Dave Attell in the delivery. Some of the best material I've heard in This Is Not Happening.

  • @austint19
    @austint19 5 років тому +16

    10/10 story right here

  • @bucketfullofbutter
    @bucketfullofbutter 5 років тому +3

    He has an amazing smile

  • @Kadegvdm
    @Kadegvdm 10 років тому +66

    i wish there were more videos of this guy.

    • @jaminorm
      @jaminorm 10 років тому +6

      I absolutely agree. That was classic!

  • @matthewmoon9477
    @matthewmoon9477 8 років тому +2

    Bring Jay back! That was awesome.

  • @halberkstresser
    @halberkstresser 10 років тому +1

    dat was a good one! Will definitely check out more Big Jay

  • @montanac223344
    @montanac223344 10 років тому +33

    Wow next to TJ Millers set, this is the best set I've seen on This Is Not Happenings so far. I've never heard of Big Jay Oakerson, but I was really impressed! Such a talented story teller.

    • @christopherfarayi8814
      @christopherfarayi8814 10 років тому

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    • @JuanLopez-lp8ig
      @JuanLopez-lp8ig 5 років тому +1

      Watch Chris Redd's set, fucking hilarious

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 років тому +8

    Good to see someone else who actually calls people like that "wiggers".

  • @calebgamerguy
    @calebgamerguy 10 років тому +1

    So glad to see Season 2 starting. Never had seen Jay prior to this he is great!

    • @christopherfarayi8814
      @christopherfarayi8814 10 років тому

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  • @dudebroski9460
    @dudebroski9460 4 роки тому +1

    When he mentioned the pipe screensaver i laughed so hard i got a very real cramp.

  • @Solar_Corpus
    @Solar_Corpus Рік тому +3

    His smile is honestly adorable

  • @TheBurke1986
    @TheBurke1986 10 років тому +3

    super funny!!!
    Big Jay kills it on ron and fez, love this guy.

    • @christopherfarayi8814
      @christopherfarayi8814 10 років тому

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  • @parasiticmold9827
    @parasiticmold9827 4 роки тому

    I haven’t heard very much standup comedians but I would have to say he’s probably very underrated in how great this guy is. This was hilarious!!

  • @datguy9408
    @datguy9408 5 років тому +12

    “Here’s what I can fit in the car.”

  • @beebala3
    @beebala3 9 років тому +111

    Fat people can call other fat people fat. He acknowledged he was fat in the story. Take a chill pill Gloria Steinem it is meant to be a funny story.

    • @MannyJazzcats
      @MannyJazzcats 4 роки тому +10

      Anyone can call anyone fat, noone gives a fuck.

    • @cam12freer
      @cam12freer 3 роки тому +2

      Except fat people

  • @nickpascale5759
    @nickpascale5759 9 років тому +5

    Big jay is freaking hilarious

  • @mattg5431
    @mattg5431 8 років тому +2

    this is the best standup comedy i have ever heard

  • @zetareticulum2385
    @zetareticulum2385 6 років тому +1

    His giggle is adorable

  • @crazydrummer99999
    @crazydrummer99999 5 років тому +4

    2:11 "wild cast of characters"
    absolutely perfect

  • @jdmcarboy64
    @jdmcarboy64 4 роки тому +5

    AP Spanish teacher asks me to translate the opening line from the book we just read.
    Me: blah blah, grandè, mommy 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @BossBellini
    @BossBellini Рік тому +1

    He's the best out of all of the TISH acts. Also, gorgeous fluffy eyelashes.

  • @brucekirk5386
    @brucekirk5386 5 років тому +9

    Dude had me swallowing my bud smoke

  • @DaftJok3r
    @DaftJok3r 5 років тому +5

    Probably the best fat shaming comic I’ve ever seen. Can’t stop laughing hysterically

  • @4nnunaki
    @4nnunaki 10 років тому +4

    this was one of the funniest ones! yeshh

  • @freddyziemianin1234
    @freddyziemianin1234 5 років тому

    More of this guy please!

  • @robertmantell1700
    @robertmantell1700 5 років тому +1

    Dude...brutal lol..."....but I know there was a fourth chick". That's an incredibly sharp cut lol. Big Jay, fuckin' mint!

  • @loganmurray8810
    @loganmurray8810 5 років тому +4

    Lmao "Like the screensaver with the pipes"

  • @pinupgrl69
    @pinupgrl69 5 років тому +5

    Im in bed with earphones putting my son to sleep & i think im about to have an asthma attack holding in my laughter🤣🤣🤣. 4mins in

  • @aconvowithcrissee222
    @aconvowithcrissee222 6 років тому +1

    i love when he does stories😂

  • @motorcity7137
    @motorcity7137 5 років тому +2

    “We’ll call her Best In Show”. Brilliant

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 6 років тому +20

    You paint a vivid picture

  • @TehVic
    @TehVic 10 років тому +10

    Immaculate eyebrows, sir. The smile is nice as well.

  • @sacatc
    @sacatc 10 років тому

    Love it. Need Big Jay on the podcast more.

  • @acidDJclay
    @acidDJclay 10 років тому

    hahaaaa only 3 minutes in and my chest hurts!! GREAT job Big Jay!!

  • @erikpierre1774
    @erikpierre1774 10 років тому +3

    Hilarious! Ari's skeptic tank got me here

  • @kadabra4009
    @kadabra4009 4 роки тому +3

    Funniest stand up so far in this show

  • @ImMrCsr
    @ImMrCsr 5 років тому

    Best yet

  • @smoke1forthedeadhomies837
    @smoke1forthedeadhomies837 5 років тому

    This guy has got it. lmfao i’m in tears

  • @drlzanej
    @drlzanej 4 роки тому +4

    This guy can make anything funny 🤣

  • @dirtydave2691
    @dirtydave2691 5 років тому +30

    He reminds of a mellow Dave Attell.

    • @StrangeTripNH
      @StrangeTripNH 5 років тому +1

      angry ranger never thought of that, but pretty accurate

    • @chudyrobert4788
      @chudyrobert4788 4 роки тому +1

      he and dave are buddies. used to open for him

  • @ksway5146
    @ksway5146 5 років тому +1

    The screensaver with the pipes 😂

  • @ericbecerra5893
    @ericbecerra5893 6 років тому +1

    The way he describes everything is the fucking best I love big jay. Feet thighs ass back 🤣 tube sock with half a cup of soup 🤣😂

  • @shotgunwedding277
    @shotgunwedding277 4 роки тому +3

    his laughter is so cute, damn