Big Jay Oakerson - Men Seeking Men - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored - Extended
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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2018
- When Big Jay Oakerson gets busted for cheating, the two women he had been deceiving conspire to get revenge with a graphic Craigslist ad.
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Comedy Central Stand-Up hahahahaha Steve Steve a guy named Steve really wanted to fuck me! Hahahahaha 🥴😂😆😁
We have seen them all,, back to work making more
Love this material and thanks for the vids. One polite request - please don't show any punchline or key moment from the set before the video even starts, it kinda ruins part of the punch.
Jay Oakerson Dan Soder The BonfireSiriusXM 2021 🔥🔥
@@adamclark9253 by
'he called me bear, which is adorable'
ive got news for you buddy
chii hasagi lol read your comment right as he said it
knew there had to be someone else who knows what’s really going on
I’m pretty sure he knows what’s going on....it’s not that crazy haha I’ve been called bear and otter before
I call my bf bear, but I'm a girl. He is a bear! My big bear with big ol bear paws. Love him.
Honey. 5% of the population is gay. Which means that 5% of these commenters know
This dude looks like he woke up and forgot it wasn't still the early 2000s.
Yeah 8 still see these dudes around. I wore those chain wallets bandanas and band tees but shit that died like grunge music.
Dying breed from the last truly great generation.
What kind of Douche bag comments on how another grown man is dressed for a FUCKING COMEDY SHOW!?!? This isn't a wedding or going to the club you fucking hipster. Your Man-Card has been rejected for a total of two weeks. A third offense in year with warrant rejection of said Man-Card and permanent removal of the balls. Although from the sound of things this process may have already occurred. Updates to follow!
John Pendergrast hey man some of us just miss KoRn
Or maybe hes just being who is asshole
Imagine how shitty you’d feel if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you and then he became famous, rich and well loved for telling that story to millions of people lmao
Fuck it congratulations you bitch 😂😂
This happens a lot on a smaller scale. Like the people who rejected you growing up now get to see you doing well while they aren’t.
He fucked up lmao let it go
famous and having some money doesn't mean anything if you dont like the person
You gone still feel that 13 years later?
He looks like a Back Street Boy who really let himself go.
Half the comments I've seen on his videos are "he's a fat version of _____."
🤣🤣🤣
Wasn't funny. Don't quit ya day job
Lol f*cking Joey
Nah man he's hot as hell
He’s very self-deprecating but he’s a very very bright guy and a great storyteller.
Nah he's pathetic and a cheater. Anyone who has the cockiness and nerve to strong someone a long and waste their time, is a little bitch who has no respect. I feel sad for anyone who was ever with this sorry fat fuck
@@chocolatecharley99 somebody really hurt you?
@@dreamvillain8815 somebody is gonna hurt his bitch ass soon. Very soon.
@Liquid Sunshine yea he's a fuckboy
@@bluu_ice6554 bruh thats not something to be proud of
Giving props to Ari...that is some loyalty right there. Jay is a good dude and a great story teller.
Even while Ari robs the skanfest tickets. Gotta love Big Jay
which one?
I love Ari and ol Jay. Crackle crackle
its weird he said it though bc roy wood brought him up
How is a good person he admits that hes not a good person and a cheater
didnt expect him to bring Patrice into the story, damn, rip
R.I.p. patrice
Cutest over weight man I’ve ever seen. Not that over weight men can’t be cute. But he’s like kinda hot 😂😂👀
Car pal!
why are his eyebrows so amazing
I KNOWWWW
He gets them threaded actually, he talks about it on one of the podcasts he does
He waxes them
His lashes have me hypnotized!
love how the girl behind him has no idea who patrice oneil is but sees everyone starts to clap and hesitates but decides to join in anyways. jesus im bored
glad im not the only one who watches the crowd that close lol
LOL I caught that too.
I was looking for you in the comments glad someone else watched her try and assimilate but fail miserably, checking around the room for queues on when to laugh.
@@Boba_Fettuccine. ....what the fuck stop-
Naturally, the comedy club being the place where decorum and respect walk in equal step...while Big jay regales us with a tale of men wanting to fuck him after cheating on two women simultaneously with sprinklings of midgets. Had she not found it funny sure that would have explained it away but she laughed, just several moments after everyone else had in some weird group-think led sort of way after scanning the room. It came off as disingenuous, I see flaws in your opinion and situational awareness so I won't be subscribing to your idea but you are free to have it.
if he said he was a cheater and that was the end of it he would be hated by people like hell but he made a funny story out of it and told us that he feels terrible about it and now everyone is positive. this just shows how good this man is at comedy
He would be hated by losers who have nothing else to do is more like it.
pro tip; You cannot be a hard sleeper if you cheatin😂
Pro tip lol
Truth
I prefer fun facts.
if thats what you got out of it, you need to watch again.
...and maybe quite doing the drugs.
@@jv-lk7bc Apparently the drugs YOU were doing killed the part of your brain that can grasp satire🤷🏽♂️ It was a joke calm tf down dude🤣
i am not gay but i get it. jay has got to be the prettiest thicc boi i have ever seen.
Aright, yeah, but... ehhh... aright.
Your gay
It does not make you gay just for looking it’s the action and participation that makes a person gay but if u part take sexual with a man once and a woman 3 times technically ur bisexual or pansexual and also it is 2019 so either way show us some support ^-^ 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@y_u_hatin-4479 no, that is not true. what makes you gay is literally being attracted to men in a physical way and wanting a relationship with a man. taking part in sexual activity doesn't define your sexuality.
@youtubesucks hypothetically speaking, not only do people have different views and opinions, I’m just saying that what I stated is my own view and opinion of tha situation. 🤣
Rip patrice
Witness14 It's cold outside...
Talking Thrones Then go inside nigga!
Spell restaurant!
Omfg when he said Patrice said go smack the mouse on the computer I lost it
A Subaru outback!
I love that you can totally hear Tom Segura laughing in the crowd throughout this
where is he?
@@jjgres7842
Off camera
JJ Gres you can hear him clearly at 9:11
Hidden gem
@THE FIRE RISES Has to be. He has such a distinctive laugh. Same as D'elia
He's that kind of attractive that soemhow him being fat does not matter.
Cause he is funny
also if he lost the weight hed probably look somewhat like colin farrell
Fully agree, he's a sexy dude.
My ex 😂I loved it cuz he was so soft to cuddle
doesn't work that way if you're a woman, this is why looks matter a little less for men if they have personality
I found one of my friends husbands in the men seeking men section on craigslist. That was an interesting moment in history.
Yeah... Similar story here... Except it was MY husband. It'll suffice to say that we're no longer married. But yeeeeaaaah. Talk about awkward conversations. Especially considering that we have two kids. 😏🤫😆
Fun bonus fact... His name is actually Larry.
@@lucyhellbroke why were you in the men seeking men section?
@@andrewthezeppo OUT HERE ASKIN THE REAL QUESTIONS
Big Jay is the man for bringing up Ari.
Dan Soder wore an Ari T-shirt on this season.
Michael Parra that's his way of cashing in and pretending to be loyal...there's a lot of comedians who are actually loyal and refuse to do the show now
I can see that. You don't think that was his way of showing loyalty while giving the finger to Comedy Central? He doesn't really need them being that netflix is crushing them and he has a special coming out with them soon.
Elevated Ari told both Soder and Big Jay to do the show because he didn’t want it to fail because so many comedians wouldn’t do it they still needed some big names. At least that’s what was said on the bonfire.
Joe Kent makes sense just sucks
We ALL needed this one. Big Jay, Patrice, Ari, I havent had a feel good smile from this show in a while.
that Patrice bit was priceless, at a Thanksgiving dinner of all times
My ex used to sleep with her phone under her pillow. I learned my lesson
same here... man i might just realized something... shit haha
I did something like that as I cheated.
My phone was always laying on the display so no one could see the Incoming message.
Watch out for that.
Cheating disgusts me but DAMN this man is pretty
that bitch 🤔
You must be fat too
Mike Barnes damn nigga she just found him attractive
Are you one of those emo kids stuck in the year 2000?
@TheSwoleBroscientist it is his charm and disloyalty!
This guy has to be my age because this is how my boyfriends dressed and looked in like 2001 lol
RIP men seeking men.
What a timely story
Big Jay, for some reason, Makes me wanna listen to Drowning Pool.
Or puddle of mudd, or papa roach or even deftones becuase hes like chino when hes on his fat days lol
Wow
HEY COMEDY CENTRAL GET RID OF THE INTRO IT’S TOO LONG
HEY NERD FAST FOWARD
I agree with both Haha
It’s good when you find a vegan you can show it to them to piss em
Austin Thomas Hey lazy dipshit, just skip past them!
Austin Thomas fuck you!
I love that he gave props to Ari.... but it was immediately followed by a pic of his replacement...so that sucks
13:40
Yeah you know they did that in purpose...
they show his face in the end of every show... Ari is amazing but get over it : D Roy is a chubby cupcake as well.. who knows, let's hope Ari will be back next season.. : ]
I feel like he is still the EP of the show
What exactly happened with Ari?
Yesss finally another Big Jay Oakerson story!!
Pat Price he’s so funny
fucking legend #LOS
Knowing he was close with Patrice makes me like this guy even more. My heart hurts every time I think of Patrice being gone. One of the greats.
Sounds like joker is in the audience laughing 🤔😂😂
Jean Ayop 13:33 no freaking kidding
It's Tom Segura
it's Tom Segura
This whole show should just be Big Jay telling stories
get the papers get the papers Big Jay, Joey Diaz, and Ali Saddiq telling prison stories.
Hes got nothing on Joey Diaz
You can totally see exactly why he has been on the show so often. He's really great at these first-hand, raunchy narratives, for sure.
rip patrice
God bless that man
"Yeah, but it says Larry."
my god. i seen him in 2010 at the mayhem festival. he performed bits while the crews changed out the stage for different bands. dude legit had us all in tears on that super hot 95 degree day. hilarious delivery
Two dislikes. Are those his ex’s?
Jason Byassee No, diehard ARI supremacists.
Nah. One of them is from Steve, because Jay never called him back.
@jchc VV I think he means Ari Shaffir. Comedian who's the original host of this show.
Love how he name drops Ari, the show isn't the same without him much love to that crazy Jew and big Jay
Mike Anderson jays jewish too
Ari is still an executive producer for the show IIRC
Ari is a pos. Cool show but hes a douchebag
One of the best story tellers ever. Always hilarious.
Patrice was a great comic as well - rest in peace.
Patrice was the GOAT
JNCO models: Where are they now?
Lol this needs more likes, nice job bud
Yesss!!! Should be top comment
I loved jnco’s in the early 2000’s so I feel embarrassed and love this all at the same time
I still remember some of the pairs I had. Skunks wer black with white stripe down side, kangaroos wer so baggy u could fit both legs in 1 lol. Back pockets wer so deep ur wallet slapped ur calves :)
Always love when comedians out of nowhere bring up Patrice, RIP goat
He did it at the Rich Voss Roast too
1:07 to skip Intro
God's work, my friend...
Doing the Lord's work, bruh.
so "god" is so goddamn busy that he sent this fucking guy to clip 60 seconds off for your ADD? wow what a fucking miserable "god"
Marsh Neff the fact that you took the time to type this shows what a miserable fuck you are . DON'T READ THE FUCKIN' COMMENTS THEN , PSYCHO . Welcome to the internet , people have opinions . weird .
Marsh Neff u good bro?
He reminds me of Ricky from “The Trailer Park Boys”. It tripped me out for a sec.😂😂😂😂
Big Jay is so underrated definitely one of my favorite comedians
Definitely, love the Bonfire and just got into Legion of Skanks
I love how I hear Patrice's voice when Jay impersonates him.
Love Big Jay...all his shit is fuckin awesome! So glad he gave props to Ari...& that he was that tight with Patrice! Big Jay is awesome!!
LOL
"Just uuuh, just go ahead, just smack the mouse for me. " XDXDXD
Lol he just said "Ari Shaffir started this and keep supporting the show."
Not Roy Wood Jr.
His delivery and voice remind me so much of Dave Attell.
There was just this one guy behind him that looked so sad at the beginning and i got emotionally attached to him because he seemed to smile and laugh more throughout the video
Dude, whoever in the audience is dying made this 5x better 😂😂
Just hearing about Patrice O'Neal made me smile. I wish he could've been here to tell some of his stories on this show. RIP
Jay is hilarious and I love his style he is like a 80s kid that never made it out of the 90s
🔴 "Steve... guy named Steve, called five times" 🤣✔
Imagine spending the majority of your budget on your intro, just for everybody to skip it lol
Bender called from the “Breakfast Club” movie he wants his look back
Boooooo
"I was with my daughter's mother at the time" lol
Cutest over weight man I’ve ever seen. Not that over weight men can’t be cute. But he’s like kinda hot 😂😂👀
It's the highlights
No, he is Hot
Dude I really like his haircut. That’s a dope undercut
Always thought this guy was real funny. Hearing him mention being close to Patrice kind of explains why, Patrice is a legend.
Nah he's pathetic and a cheater. Anyone who has the cockiness and nerve to strong someone a long and waste their time, is a little bitch who has no respect. I feel sad for anyone who was ever with this sorry fat fuck
@@chocolatecharley99 sounds like a lot of women
Bill Burr and a lot of other greats were also friends with Patrice. With Patrice gone, I really think Chapelle and Burr are the top dogs.
@TL Doctor boom!!!! Lots of people, men and women, string people along because they're lonely or are users/abusers. I was hooking up with someone who would initiate a reunion, we'd bang and do the couple thing for a few months, then she'd want to break it off. This has happened consistently for the last three years.
Big Jay is the best comedian out today. Watching him on tv, listening to the bonfire or seeing him live is fluid. He just seems like the kind of guy that truly wants to make you laugh but also is not afraid of his own thoughts. Love this guy, loved the show with Ari...I guess I'll give it a 2nd Chance.
6:00 is that Joaquin Phoenix practicing for the Joker?
I was gonna say the same thing man lol
That’s Tom Segura
This guy has such perfect timing, I could listen to him for hours. I feel like I could sit with him in the living room, drink some beers with him, and just let him ramble on about his life.
Dude, I F*^KING LOVE this dude. One of the best comics today, and that closing speech sealed the deal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
the groans from the crowd at 4:36 and Jay’s reaction are golden lmao
Jay is such a great comic and real dude. Awesome stories, amazing crowd work and the Bonfire is great radio.
Love the gratitude & the story!
RIP PATRICE ONEAL. If anybody wants to laugh harder than watching this UA-cam Patrice Oneal Oppie and Anthony show. Literally hundreds of hours of laughter. God truly a great comedic mind.
Facts
Hey bear ;)
hermeticbear how you doin' bear?
Lol
Lmao the good old hanky code. Back pocket handkerchief
It’s gotta feel so epic making Roe Jogan laugh like that during a stand up set! 13:33
that's definitely Tom Segura and not Joe.
My first time discovering this dude....I'm hooked now
Comedy Central, if you're reading this, you know you fucked up. Now give Ari his show back. Roy Wood seems like a good dude, but it's just not the same without Ari Shaffir.
Yea the intros are different. Other than that it's the same show.
Pete Häkkinen its a different style of comedian that comes to tell their stories now though.
Props for the None Shall Pass pic. Amazing album ✌
Ari doesn't want it back. He's doing his renamed storyteller show now
"But it's Larry" 🤣
Wayne's a good dude.
I never noticed how he fights to hold back emotion when he brings up Patrice. I’ve seen Bill Burr do the same. Patrice must’ve been a good friend to have.
I actually love this guy.. He's freaking hilarious every time I've seen him so he better be funny this time too! Yep!!!!😆 😆
Jay has been my favorite comic for a while now. Him giving a shout out to ari only makes him more endearing. As filthy as Jay can be, you can tell he is still humble and appreciative of his friends. Jay has the wit and skill to sell out arenas. Let’s boost this guy into the stratosphere of epic comedians. #skankhands
One of the best of the entire series.
Such a fantastic bit.
RIP Patrice!!! Legend Rest Well!
This was awesome!!
This story was GOLD! XD
This was so amazing from beginning to end.
he reminds me a lot of a friend that passed away. rest in peace, jeremy.
THE ONLY THING TO SHAFFIR IS SHAFFIR ITSELF
Congrats. You win. Solid gold comment, dude. Bravo. 👍👍👍
Love this guy
Everyone needs a friend like Wayne
One of the best closing ever so much respect paid to Ari and the show
When he said Patrice O Neal i started clapping in the living room by myself.....genius....and Big Jay is a boss!
I remember when I met Big Jay, I thought he was the bouncer. He looked like Meatloaf in Wayne's World.
I love this guy so much. Has the best smile and smiley eyes to match.
Best one yet!
the opening was HILARIOUS...lol, THIS was a GREAT STORY. I like the homage he payed for Patrice (Charlie Sheen with Captain Kirk roast ALL TIME favorite stand up of his)and Ari (don't know him) real stand up dude.
im here for this 100%
That was really awesome Jay, I'm a little disappointed in what happened but only cause I love you and your comedy but I hope only awesome things for you and your family in the future, thanks for sharing!!
Saw Big Jay O live in DC last year and he was funny AF! Great dude
8:29 guy in the crowd 😂😂 “aweeee” hahahahha
Big Jay could be Dave Atell's voice double in case of emergency
Romeo Reynolds underrated comment 😂
He's just slightly higher-pitched, and faster than Atell. If YT had a 115% speed setting, totally.
OHMYGOD! I WAS WONDERING WHO HW SOUNDED LIKE
@@pryingeyes1551 Theres times where he absolutely nails Dave Attell. In voice and in delivery pretty sure he's a big inspiration to Jay
Heard of him, first time I've watched him. Love it. Definitely need to find a special.
Jay is one of the reasons why I keep coming back. He’s seems like awesome guy!
Hey I just saw your Degenerates set on Netflix and learned some stuff. I'm mortified but thanks anyway
I'm 25 and had NO idea of these things my man may or may not have to deal with
This guy is really handsome though. 😂
Big Jay is my favorite guest on this show. Love it when he is around