Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 років тому +374

    Get ready to cringe - watch comedians’ most insane fails from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oxn193dgOORoqNx9pE7wSl.html

  • @strethy
    @strethy 7 років тому +4517

    I love sal , I don't even care what he's saying, his face just makes me happy

  • @salzshakes4895
    @salzshakes4895 5 років тому +1934

    Inbox (1): Salvatore Edward Anthony Vulcano, Jr.
    Subject: I have your pants

    • @mikem4213
      @mikem4213 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!

    • @chillme4580
      @chillme4580 3 роки тому +6

      bro in an episode were they enter sals house murr goes for the peanut butter. if sal was allergic he wouldnt have peanutbutter in his house

    • @r1segoobyboi990
      @r1segoobyboi990 3 роки тому +5

      @@chillme4580 its possible for an allergy to develop later on but i jave noticed things on the show that im pretty sure are staged for comedy.

    • @r1segoobyboi990
      @r1segoobyboi990 3 роки тому +2

      @@chillme4580 its still a good show either way

    • @leroylau8556
      @leroylau8556 3 роки тому

      Pants

  • @cowboy8999
    @cowboy8999 5 років тому +1472

    I finally understand the "hey Laura nice pants" gig from the show.

    • @AdamFrancisco
      @AdamFrancisco 4 роки тому +60

      Oh wow. I saw this but didn't realize that's where it came from. Never connected the dots.

    • @fatdave124
      @fatdave124 4 роки тому +20

      He also says I like them shits in this set which is from the show lol

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 4 роки тому +44

      The 2 are completely unrelated.

    • @elixp7776
      @elixp7776 4 роки тому +42

      Not to mention his shirt that he has that says "I have your pants" in ransom type letters

    • @zaynahmed
      @zaynahmed 4 роки тому +4

      wouldn't it be "hey stacey" instead...

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 4 роки тому +3102

    This guy looks so much like Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico it’s crazy

    • @InstintoX84
      @InstintoX84 4 роки тому +23

      I see what you did there

    • @rikiishitoru8885
      @rikiishitoru8885 4 роки тому +73

      The Jokers actually considered a punishment where one of them would have to legally change their name to Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico

    • @jmaxx7410
      @jmaxx7410 3 роки тому +13

      @@rikiishitoru8885 Only if murr loses once again😂😂

    • @nayf7682
      @nayf7682 3 роки тому +32

      You mean Jacrispy?

    • @sillymikl
      @sillymikl 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

  • @pickledfanta
    @pickledfanta 5 років тому +6264

    it’s almost become a talent to perfectly skip the “this is not happening” intro’s every time

    • @tessasparrow5881
      @tessasparrow5881 5 років тому +115

      Hit L four times.

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому +29

      @@tessasparrow5881 That depends on what settings you have.

    • @danielb1194
      @danielb1194 4 роки тому +85

      i kinda like them

    • @Ye4rZero
      @Ye4rZero 4 роки тому +57

      @@danielb1194 they're awesome idk why people don't

    • @keithg5187
      @keithg5187 4 роки тому +18

      Well why would u want to skip them .... lame

  • @nodataFYI
    @nodataFYI 8 років тому +3026

    This was one of the funniest uploads of TINH. I had no idea Sal was such a good stand up comedian.

    • @Jeffisboredd
      @Jeffisboredd 8 років тому +39

      NoData he loves Stand up, he performs a lot with another comedian named big jay oakerson

    • @nodataFYI
      @nodataFYI 8 років тому +7

      Saul Tovar
      that's great I'll go check it out. thanks

    • @doubleeeeeee
      @doubleeeeeee 8 років тому +7

      damn I was thinking of big jay during this video since both these guys are so good at telling a story. that explains it

    • @kaylanelson5318
      @kaylanelson5318 7 років тому

      This is my favorite story / the best I've heard on TINH. A++
      This story just topped my other favorite TINH story - T.J. Miller Has a Seizure.

    • @kaylanelson5318
      @kaylanelson5318 7 років тому +17

      Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot
      I really liked that one too. Top 3 for me.

  • @Boricua4_Life
    @Boricua4_Life 8 років тому +883

    "i never got the peanut butter" lmfao. killed it, Sal!

    • @jabraeclarit2320
      @jabraeclarit2320 5 років тому +2

      Jose Davila I wish he told us if she laughed or not

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 роки тому +1

      @@jabraeclarit2320 I'll just assume she did

  • @deealexandra6928
    @deealexandra6928 5 років тому +1269

    “To prove I got them shits” is such NY slang 😂😂😂 I love hearing it come through in comedian acts

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 4 роки тому +8

      Here it's, "It's to prove I gots that shit"

    • @sebitours1221
      @sebitours1221 4 роки тому +6

      Women and pizza are a lot alike, always better from NY😏

    • @clamcake1564
      @clamcake1564 4 роки тому +3

      thats a fahkin boston sayin kiddddd

    • @gallyturndrop5320
      @gallyturndrop5320 4 роки тому +6

      @@sebitours1221 actually youre thinking of ross township, kentucky.

    • @kevindurnantula
      @kevindurnantula 4 роки тому +2

      Has anyone else always thought Sal is gay???

  • @arrk
    @arrk 3 роки тому +2198

    He’s funny he should be in a show w his 3 friends and do weird things in public or something

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 роки тому +98

      it'd be pretty cool if they like... pranked each other or forced each other to do uncomfortable things

    • @choochlordbeats7964
      @choochlordbeats7964 3 роки тому +37

      But what would such a show be called?

    • @juandedomenico4306
      @juandedomenico4306 3 роки тому +18

      Hey thats a pretty cool idea bro

    • @Ineigi
      @Ineigi 3 роки тому +15

      Brilliant idea!

    • @skeptical4446
      @skeptical4446 3 роки тому +5

      I gotta hunch they are more his co-workers then his friends

  • @Parz1val465
    @Parz1val465 4 роки тому +355

    Wait he cut out letters and put them on paper to scan it because you dont want to have any handwriting..for an email. Now Thats high!

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 3 роки тому +24

      Edibles bro...

    • @Parz1val465
      @Parz1val465 3 роки тому +1

      @@giuseppijimi woah woah woah. Tf

    • @kovichcrow
      @kovichcrow 3 роки тому +4

      No it is a common stereotype of terrorists and serial killers to write letters using magazine clippings

    • @gammagames1413
      @gammagames1413 3 роки тому +5

      @@kovichcrow yes specifically because they dont want their handwriting on the note. In an email it is just font. There is no hand writing anyways.

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 3 роки тому +9

      @@gammagames1413 Do you think he's playing games?

  • @yesreneau
    @yesreneau 8 років тому +3746

    "Oh and by the way, Kinkos? No questions asked." ahahahha

    • @edvargo291
      @edvargo291 6 років тому +55

      YesReneau
      Yeah, until he got out of the store, Then you just know they all gathered around and talked about it!

    • @theiosif3632
      @theiosif3632 5 років тому +3

      100% ROFL

    • @johnarcher5312
      @johnarcher5312 5 років тому +4

      Who took that pic of him? I'm thinking this story might not be TOTALLY true...

    • @dmack47yo
      @dmack47yo 5 років тому +10

      John Archer never did a countdown selfie?

    • @johnarcher5312
      @johnarcher5312 5 років тому +1

      @@dmack47yo okay... maybe he did that. lol

  • @TheMysticalFox
    @TheMysticalFox 6 років тому +2597

    This guy looks a lot like Jacrispy.

  • @Mr14blake
    @Mr14blake 8 років тому +256

    how has this not been brought up on impractical jokers

    • @daveduncan518
      @daveduncan518 8 років тому +43

      he brought it up on the podcast that he does with Q called What Say You? and I think he does an even better job of telling it there. episode 19. Q laughs so hard that he throws up. great stuff.

    • @tellemsteve-dave4276
      @tellemsteve-dave4276 7 років тому +2

      Dave Duncan What Say You is great but TESD is on another level.

    • @daveduncan518
      @daveduncan518 7 років тому +2

      Ben Rawding that's what I'm hearing. I'll have to check that out next. especially since WSY hasn't released a new episode since who knows when.

    • @Flieguy
      @Flieguy 7 років тому +1

      Tesd Ants in the house!

    • @johnherovillegas9101
      @johnherovillegas9101 7 років тому +5

      it is now :)

  • @laykantheealien5722
    @laykantheealien5722 5 років тому +394

    *"I want this ransom note to be on the up and up"*

  • @TK-ui2th
    @TK-ui2th 4 роки тому +351

    "i thought it was gonna be a hoot, like a little light hoot. never in my dreams did i think it was a possible terror" 😂 such an underrated line, and probably applicable to every impractical jokers scene he's arrived to not knowing it was a punishment

  • @zackcraft7204
    @zackcraft7204 8 років тому +170

    He knocked it out of the park. One of the best stories yet

  • @bsilkwood8272
    @bsilkwood8272 7 років тому +490

    Should have called Larry to help.

    • @Jamushu
      @Jamushu 5 років тому +13

      Larry wouldn't have picked up.
      Whenever you need the guy, *_he's just never around!_*

    • @brandonmalik3329
      @brandonmalik3329 5 років тому +5

      That’s joe not sal

    • @cilliancooney3950
      @cilliancooney3950 5 років тому +5

      LARRY!!!!!

    • @jacobsilverman4645
      @jacobsilverman4645 4 роки тому +5

      Fun fact, if you have noticed they haven't made a "Larry" reference in awhile, it's because the original Larry sued the show for copyright, using his name without permission. They are not allowed to make Larry jokes anymore.

    • @blackhoodie3461
      @blackhoodie3461 4 роки тому

      Jacob Silverman - how? You being sarcastic? Lmao

  • @theaxehandle1
    @theaxehandle1 8 років тому +214

    Prepare for something amazing!

  • @longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083
    @longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083 5 років тому +346

    Having flashbacks to “hey Laura, those are nice pants!!”

  • @sacrilegiousboi978
    @sacrilegiousboi978 3 роки тому +156

    Sal was trying to replace the peanut butter jar that Murr violated during the home invasion punishment

    • @liahamilton8931
      @liahamilton8931 3 роки тому +11

      The pfp. The name. It’s brilliant. Chefs kiss

  • @milkitalix2419
    @milkitalix2419 7 років тому +398

    first time I have heard sal swear

    • @gabbyburton1999
      @gabbyburton1999 7 років тому +1

      shintaro amano It's great.

    • @mandutumuch4480
      @mandutumuch4480 6 років тому +1

      Ikt I found it weird

    • @welshdober
      @welshdober 5 років тому

      He had a few funny lines on the big jay roast

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 років тому

      @@welshdober Is that video here on yt?

    • @welshdober
      @welshdober 5 років тому

      Karolin S I believe so

  • @JoJoFan87
    @JoJoFan87 5 років тому +283

    He is legit a funny guy on and off Impractical Jokers.

    • @mikee702
      @mikee702 3 роки тому +3

      ehhh...not really lol

    • @JoJoFan87
      @JoJoFan87 3 роки тому +13

      @@mikee702 Your opinion.

    • @mikee702
      @mikee702 3 роки тому +1

      @@JoJoFan87 everything is opinions here unless factual numbers are cited lol in my opinion he would be funny at a teenager age or under.

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 роки тому +9

      why do you think they gave him a show and pay him tens of thousands per episode? did you think he wasnt funny?

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo 4 роки тому +4402

    Pretty good stand-up for someone who falls to the floor every time he laughs!
    (Guys, it's a play on words. Stand-up, fall down?)

    • @mathatter9158
      @mathatter9158 4 роки тому +25

      He does stand up.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 4 роки тому +20

      @@mathatter9158 yeah but on the show he's always laughing through everything

    • @kttouchdownf2w
      @kttouchdownf2w 4 роки тому +12

      You’re a disposable human

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 4 роки тому +10

      Well... Wouldn't falling to the floor multiple times imply almost as many times of standing up?

    • @ipellaers
      @ipellaers 4 роки тому +8

      @@noahchenier691 People who talk about "small cocks" are scientifically proven to suffer from micro penis.

  • @kevinfager.
    @kevinfager. 2 роки тому +90

    He’s right about knowing how to live. That is exactly what he should have done in that scenario. Also it’s impressive that he found the letters to spell out peanut butter…idk 8 times over.

  • @BabbleOnComedy
    @BabbleOnComedy 5 років тому +359

    When he dressed up in the pants and suit he looks like mr incredible when he is in the bank

  • @mrlevinielsen
    @mrlevinielsen 6 років тому +1636

    Wow, none of any of these jokes even compare to Arnold Schwarzenegger finding an onion ring in his fries.

    • @jmrbug9623
      @jmrbug9623 6 років тому +48

      Why isn't this comment the most liked comment?

    • @Hellbilly615
      @Hellbilly615 6 років тому +26

      @@jmrbug9623 penis

    • @Cori761
      @Cori761 6 років тому +16

      Who did that joke?

    • @aronquemarr7434
      @aronquemarr7434 5 років тому +2

      I understand this because of Family Guy.

    • @Xtremecarfan10188
      @Xtremecarfan10188 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorolo6848
    @lorolo6848 7 років тому +1612

    It took me so long to remember Americans call trousers pants. This story was a lot different when I thought he meant underwear

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 5 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @james4727
      @james4727 5 років тому +122

      @@laurenescarcha3246 lol in what country does pants mean underwear? Where im from pants and trousers are interchangeable.

    • @laurenescarcha3246
      @laurenescarcha3246 5 років тому +17

      @@james4727 good question

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 5 років тому +15

      James he was just trying to be funny...... no where in the world so people think pants are underwear

    • @unoriented_x4957
      @unoriented_x4957 5 років тому +45

      I was wondering if there were any other Brits here who a bit confused by "pants" :)

  • @triplet2381
    @triplet2381 6 років тому +259

    He had me at the punchline 😂 “I didn’t get the peanut butter”

  • @yesreneau
    @yesreneau 2 роки тому +27

    5 years later, and I still love this video as much as I did when I first found it 🤣

    • @pwills122
      @pwills122 2 роки тому

      same. i miss this series so much 😭

    • @barbarasolha
      @barbarasolha 7 днів тому

      You should definitely hear part 2 then on his podcast hey babe - denim nightmare episode with Joe derosa 😂 there is a potential sequel lol

  • @captainwonderwoman5049
    @captainwonderwoman5049 5 років тому +75

    I love Sal Vulcano he’s the one who makes me laugh when he’s in the impractical jokers and he always make me smile and brighten me up

  • @18idlesuggest
    @18idlesuggest 5 років тому +116

    I died when he actually showed the actual photos xD

  • @greylyons816
    @greylyons816 8 років тому +123

    im laughing my ass off right now. this guy is hysterical.

    • @Papi_Luis2001
      @Papi_Luis2001 6 років тому +3

      Grey Lyons when’s the last time you’ve heard somebody say the word
      Hysterical
      😂😂😂😂😆

  • @SuperGensler
    @SuperGensler 8 років тому +625

    Super proud of Sal, this is just good stuff.
    Keep killing it Ari!

    • @manuelmezquita9462
      @manuelmezquita9462 8 років тому +2

      Ryan Gensler idk if u heard a podcast called TESD Q from IJ is in it all 300 ep before the show, anyways Sal is in the show as well on some episodes...shit gets funny

    • @sirdigbychickenceasar4474
      @sirdigbychickenceasar4474 8 років тому +1

      Manuel Mezquita sal and q got a podcast them selves called what say you

    • @manuelmezquita9462
      @manuelmezquita9462 8 років тому

      Sir digby chicken ceasar I know but it's ah...more pg? in tesd they really go at it

    • @SuperGensler
      @SuperGensler 8 років тому +2

      ??? I have no idea what you just said.

    • @sirdigbychickenceasar4474
      @sirdigbychickenceasar4474 8 років тому +2

      Ryan Gensler basically the tesd podcast has a lot of bad language where as the what say you podcast is more pg( parental guidance(less swear words ))

  • @Amanda-s7t1r
    @Amanda-s7t1r 5 років тому +51

    Wait, what?! Sal does stand up?! Omg in love!

    • @LFBiSyn
      @LFBiSyn 5 років тому +2

      Yeah he’s hilarious in stand up

  • @Pigsbum53ASMR
    @Pigsbum53ASMR 3 роки тому +183

    Hey at least he went to sleep without having it figured out! Or he would have gotten sooo anxious

    • @acenanu121
      @acenanu121 3 роки тому +4

      someone here knows how edibles work hahahahahahaha

  • @Dazen101
    @Dazen101 8 років тому +77

    I'm fucking dying. That was gold

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 8 років тому +89

    This mightve been the best one yet.

  • @gabrielcalmon8516
    @gabrielcalmon8516 5 років тому +56

    every time he says "wouldn't be great...?" i break into tears laughing. I don't even know what's he's gonna say, but I know it's gonna be good

  • @sportsboyjon
    @sportsboyjon 2 роки тому +18

    Sal is a great story teller and this bit made me laugh harder than any other "this isnt happening" scene!

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 роки тому +1

      It's even better that he brings proof that he actually did it, the photos and the note itself. Without those it's a "That's a pretty funny story" but because he proves that it actually happened, the reality of it sinks in and it's even funnier. I mean the note alone is dedication

  • @aadhil2185
    @aadhil2185 4 роки тому +37

    This guy is funny he should have a tv series with 3 of he’s good friends

  • @909Pocahontas
    @909Pocahontas 7 років тому +1301

    "Do you think I'm playing games?" Lmfao! I want to get high with Sal!

    • @alij7232
      @alij7232 7 років тому +5

      elisa gonzales That's not much of a life goal.

    • @909Pocahontas
      @909Pocahontas 7 років тому +55

      So you assume this is my life goal?

    • @909Pocahontas
      @909Pocahontas 7 років тому +42

      Haha so getting high with sal should be frowned upon? I'm not the typical square you seem to be use to.

    • @alij7232
      @alij7232 7 років тому

      I never implied that you were square. Just that you would not even have to try with 'Sal.' Sure, he might lead you on for a while, make you think that he was doing you a favor or something, but you would not get out with a positive self-image.

    • @ryancromer5046
      @ryancromer5046 7 років тому +41

      Ali J Are you for real? You're a fucking idiot kid

  • @andymerc1074
    @andymerc1074 8 років тому +41

    this might be the best one ive ever seen n ive seen every single one

    • @4everNdeavor
      @4everNdeavor 5 років тому

      Second best to Mexican got on boots

  • @Icntrltebro
    @Icntrltebro 8 років тому +25

    I added this to my favorites

  • @leroyalexander_
    @leroyalexander_ 4 роки тому +8

    First time seeing sal do stand up. And it was flawless for me. Dude was meant for the stage. My favourite joker to date. Anymore?

  • @PetePanaia
    @PetePanaia 5 років тому +97

    Sal? Very funny stuff! Your Uber driver in Pittsburgh today (04-13-2019)

    • @midwestbambi
      @midwestbambi 3 роки тому +8

      you were his uber? i heard he’s really nice in person!

  • @gengivitis7448
    @gengivitis7448 8 років тому +21

    How can you not love Sal with stories like this 😂

  • @domjonas
    @domjonas 8 років тому +48

    Would've never guessed he could fit in a sz 6 lol

  • @saraheye
    @saraheye 7 років тому +4

    I love Sal 😂 totally losing it picturing him making those ransom notes

  • @lukedguy1253
    @lukedguy1253 4 роки тому +117

    Woah this guy kinda looks like the guy from Impractical Jokers

    • @vinny7297
      @vinny7297 4 роки тому +3

      I know that's what I was thinking they look exactly alike

    • @ryanhalley2314
      @ryanhalley2314 4 роки тому

      ok den crazy

    • @sopita2236
      @sopita2236 4 роки тому +4

      Ha get it cuz he actually is from impractical jokers except they stated it clearly in the beginning of the video so literally everyone who watched knows this

    • @lukedguy1253
      @lukedguy1253 4 роки тому +4

      @@sopita2236 ok

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 3 роки тому +9

      @@sopita2236 you must be so fun to hang out with.

  • @tfox285
    @tfox285 5 років тому +7

    I have to watch this again every so often, it is a work of art and brings me so much joy.

  • @Kazziebot
    @Kazziebot 8 років тому +55

    shout out to WSY peeps who heard this forever ago

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 8 років тому +11

      RobotSucré and if you don't listen to What Say You then Go F*ck Yourself. 😆

    • @OpticalFunkllusions
      @OpticalFunkllusions 7 років тому +5

      HASHTAG go fuck yourself

  • @NedTheDread
    @NedTheDread 7 років тому +33

    I almost literally threw up I was laughing so hard. One of the best stories I've seen on this series.

  • @cptrex98
    @cptrex98 8 років тому +180

    Where do i buy those prints? Seriously, I want those on my wall

    • @demitrisolvinski
      @demitrisolvinski 8 років тому +1

      Kinkos...did you not watch the video?

    • @cptrex98
      @cptrex98 8 років тому

      But I can't buy them there tho, you just go there to print out your own images right? Cause it'd be pretty weird if you could go buy my pictures that I printed for myself

    • @demitrisolvinski
      @demitrisolvinski 8 років тому +3

      Didn't realize you meant his prints, my bad Email him, I bet he'd get a kick out of you wanting them.

    • @cptrex98
      @cptrex98 8 років тому +1

      good idea

    • @Marccp
      @Marccp 8 років тому +1

      Well the photos are on the What Say You website (his podcast), along with scans of the ransom note. You may be able to use those.

  • @BH-2023
    @BH-2023 3 роки тому +11

    This man looks strikingly like Prince Herb. It's uncanny

  • @KingKenny.
    @KingKenny. 2 роки тому +7

    Sal has that normal everyday guy vibe to him , its great to see him doing great career wise !

  • @spotnuk
    @spotnuk 8 років тому +17

    I'm a big stand-up comedy fan, I watch some videos every day. Sometimes I do chuckle a bit, but this had me in tears.

  • @tammicadenhead2600
    @tammicadenhead2600 7 років тому +52

    Ive met him twice and he is hilarious

    • @SLIKWRXLD
      @SLIKWRXLD 4 роки тому

      Congratulations. Want a cookie?

    • @jimhaberlin6937
      @jimhaberlin6937 Рік тому +1

      @@SLIKWRXLD A peanut butter cookie?

  • @JenifAR87
    @JenifAR87 3 роки тому +1

    Why would anyone give this a thumbs down? Sal Vulcano....Hero. Every. Time.

  • @TheVioletWolf
    @TheVioletWolf 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliant story-telling. I need more friends like this in my life.

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 7 років тому +4

    Sal is so much funnier and more interesting than I'd have guessed. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard.

  • @Forenzikproductions
    @Forenzikproductions 7 років тому +309

    This is honestly the best TINH stories, besides the TJ Miller one of course

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 6 років тому +8

      What?! I wonder whether after a year you still stand by that claim.

    • @jacobpieters4500
      @jacobpieters4500 6 років тому +1

      Rare Videos by Javier Vargas TV! Or Bert Kreichser

    • @gjuttla704
      @gjuttla704 6 років тому +9

      And sister Hyacinth lol

    • @ocgmercury
      @ocgmercury 6 років тому +4

      They should get Gabriel Iglesias on this bitch.

    • @compressedpoop
      @compressedpoop 5 років тому +1

      Sean Patton

  • @npc1172
    @npc1172 7 років тому +80

    is sal a stand up comic? if not hes a natural

    • @jakobsime4190
      @jakobsime4190 5 років тому +2

      Ya he is

    • @victoria-nu9hv
      @victoria-nu9hv 4 роки тому

      he was a standup comic before the show actually. he has been for a while

  • @justinhenry6028
    @justinhenry6028 3 роки тому +21

    This guy is an actual master of funny storytelling

  • @hashslingingslasher666
    @hashslingingslasher666 4 роки тому +9

    That was actually really solid and tight. I didn’t know he could stand up.

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 8 років тому +806

    You guys need to start doing intros like this more often.. the aliens are dumb.

  • @tunefox_draws5312
    @tunefox_draws5312 5 років тому +40

    "I never got the peanut butter" XDD

  • @cagedsexybeast
    @cagedsexybeast 7 років тому +4

    This is the first time I've seen Sal do stand-up. He's a brilliant storyteller. Love it.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 2 роки тому +4

    "I never got the peanut butter."
    Sal you absolute genius

  • @chrisp9098
    @chrisp9098 3 роки тому +6

    Excellent story driven comedy. Laughs throughout and a great pay off at the end. Couldn't ask for more.

  • @rustyowl1979
    @rustyowl1979 3 роки тому +6

    Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?

  • @chuggabuscus
    @chuggabuscus 2 роки тому +4

    Who else watching this instead of sleeping

  • @bigkeith1022
    @bigkeith1022 4 роки тому +113

    if he was renting from me and he did that to my girlfriend... then told me about it the way he did his landlord... i probably woulda lowered his rent by 50-100 dollars a month...

    • @kowalski2933
      @kowalski2933 4 роки тому +1

      I like your cut g

    • @soulfly3438
      @soulfly3438 3 роки тому +3

      ya def. you have to strike a friendship. men know you need this around you. women say creepy. men realize its the best

  • @ericgoodwinart
    @ericgoodwinart 2 роки тому +3

    This is still one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard in standup. Sal’s storytelling ability is fantastic!

  • @archmageofendor3312
    @archmageofendor3312 8 років тому +205

    im from england so for this whole thing i thought he meant panties which wouldve been much worse :P

    • @yourdailyLIFE
      @yourdailyLIFE 8 років тому +18

      ArchMage OfEndor I had to rewatch it so I could see it from your perspective. Almost threw up from laughing.

    • @dannyandnatalie
      @dannyandnatalie 8 років тому +6

      ArchMage OfEndor me too! because they're American I thought when he said pants he was talking about knickers!

    • @georgeclinton4524
      @georgeclinton4524 7 років тому +5

      So if he takes this joke to the UK should he call them 'womens trousers?'

    • @archmageofendor3312
      @archmageofendor3312 7 років тому +4

      yeah or no one will understand :P

    • @DannyDemonic666
      @DannyDemonic666 7 років тому +6

      ArchMage OfEndor English people don't understand the word pants? We understand trousers and pants just fine. Lol

  • @demitrisolvinski
    @demitrisolvinski 8 років тому +14

    Funniest story I've heard in a minute! Well done Sal

  • @troubled_envy
    @troubled_envy 4 роки тому +3

    The fact that he remembered to take all those precautions while being stoned is pretty amazing. I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning.

  • @Fatzilla666
    @Fatzilla666 4 роки тому +26

    Never in my wildest dreams I’d think this is possible terrorism.. I thought this was gonna be a hoot

  • @Shystee53
    @Shystee53 5 років тому +17

    I used to work at Kinko's, I guarantee that wasn't even the weirdest thing they saw that day lmao.

  • @Viva.Artistry
    @Viva.Artistry 7 років тому +6

    I've never laughed so hard at an episode of this is not happening

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 років тому +5

    Nearly perfect! Definitely the top 3 of the 9 I've seen. He did an Incredible job and I'm happy he acknowledged the audience behind him. It kinda sucks paying for a comedy show then having to use your imagination extra hard to get into it

  • @jongmagee
    @jongmagee 7 років тому +23

    you guys automatically win for just using Run The Jewel's music at the beginning.

    • @some1udontknow953
      @some1udontknow953 7 років тому +2

      jongmagee You must've loved the Black Panther trailer then. Just saying, so did I.

    • @chrisrichardson4693
      @chrisrichardson4693 6 років тому +1

      @@some1udontknow953 I know I did! So I was so disappointed when the actual movie came out

  • @MasculineByNature
    @MasculineByNature 2 роки тому +1

    Best story I’ve heard on here, hilarious!!!

  • @Anthonyrulezdaworld
    @Anthonyrulezdaworld 3 роки тому +10

    i guess this is why sal has a "I HAvE YoUR PaNts" shirt

  • @JustOrgil
    @JustOrgil 6 років тому +66

    I had a whole different image in my head throughout the joke until he showed those pictures because pants usually mean underwear in the UK lol

  • @hartsock9253
    @hartsock9253 5 років тому +4

    This is still by far the best “this is not happening” skit. Love it! 😂😂😂

  • @LilNickySchauer413
    @LilNickySchauer413 23 дні тому

    I love that Sal confirmed he wasn’t even high he was just bored 😂

  • @eliz4293
    @eliz4293 5 років тому +10

    his voice makes me so happy, my husband is so precious😍❤

  • @devontamosley4487
    @devontamosley4487 8 років тому +6

    Quiet down, stepchildren.

  • @Yoxidelf
    @Yoxidelf 8 років тому +57

    He sure does take the piss out of Murr a lot for being weird despite doing shit like this, smh, poor Murr.

    • @aubreesmith436
      @aubreesmith436 8 років тому +16

      he takes the piss out of him? like via a catheter?

    • @Yoxidelf
      @Yoxidelf 8 років тому +4

      Aubree Smith fuck off

    • @ImInfluence
      @ImInfluence 8 років тому +16

      fuck off? like having sex with a bottle of bug repellent?

    • @brendon9729
      @brendon9729 7 років тому +2

      ImInfluence 😂😂😂😂

  • @theejuicebox9639
    @theejuicebox9639 8 років тому +53

    ok, i NEED those posters.

  • @Weekend658
    @Weekend658 2 роки тому +1

    It’s a Felony to open someone else’s mail. Y’all stop doing it 🤣😭💀

  • @danacam9248
    @danacam9248 4 роки тому +9

    Even after hearing this on the podcast it's still absolutely hilarious

  • @dylantyndall2258
    @dylantyndall2258 5 років тому +6

    You can’t tell me he don’t look like nacho libre posted up in those pants😂

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 6 років тому +5

    Famous last words
    "but then I THOUGHT..."
    😂

  • @trickytoes4209
    @trickytoes4209 4 роки тому +1

    He went above and beyond for this.

  • @thomaskreisel5764
    @thomaskreisel5764 3 роки тому +3

    this story made me laugh so hard! Sal is such a funny Dude. Love him! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexisturner8102
    @alexisturner8102 7 років тому +5

    IM IN LOVE WITH SAL VULCANO

  • @superpennyable
    @superpennyable 5 років тому +19

    I was staring at my screen so hard going "...is that Sal?". Then I saw the title and went "....oh"
    *Click*

  • @TheLZempir3
    @TheLZempir3 8 років тому +6

    THIS is the BEST TINH I have seen to date!