The funnier part? The weapon automatically activated, as if the Machine Spirit within it was saying "Psst, use me." Then again, Plasma tends to cook whatever it hits, so to the Machine Spirit, cooking food isn't too different to it's usual job.
Two thing: one: not like raw meat is anything out the occasional for her but the cadians have subsided on rations for their entire lives so…, and two: the techpriest still take solid food, yeah what she does is way less sacrilege.
Theory: Tired of blasting heretics out of existence and yearning for a new thing to do, the plasma gun’s machine spirit called out to the cook (via the heating it was doing) to aid its owners in making food.
@@unknowndragon3736 What are you on about? She is clearly preventing the heat energy from the plasma gun from being wasted! Omnissiah would be proud of such efficiency.
@@unknowndragon3736 it being hot enough to cook things is just a byproduct of using the frying pan as a heat sink and as the frying pan is hot it would be a waste not to use it for its own intended purpose of cooking away any of nurgles micro matter. as a side note the attempt by the tech priest to suggest tainted meat as sufficient sustenance will be noted as a possible attempt to garner favor with nurgle. and will incite an investigation for possible heretical infiltration. now let me cook. and i will ask again. sunny side up?
Using the heat generated from the Plasma Gun to heat up the frying pan is quite ingenious. I could see Catachans doing something like this when out in the field.
Also, the Weapon wasn't set to activate. The Machine Spirit within the Plasma Gun activated as if saying "Hey, need a cooking apparatus? I'm available!"
Honestly... with how some machine spirits devolop personalities. I wonder if it hates this... or deeply touched to be used for anything else other than war for the first time.
Considering that they're apparently fighting Nurgle cultists, it is probably wise to make sure your food is properly cooked and avoid eating raw meat!!!
Pretty much. Besides, if it didn't want her to do it, it would have kept silent. Of course, it powering up implies the Machine Spirit within the Plasma gun loves to cook... Humans, Orks, Food, Tyranids... It doesn't matter, if it can cook something, it will cook it.
@@jesseberg3271 Not really, the Plasma Gun's machine Spirit activated the Plasma Chamber, likely telling her "Use me"... ...Which to be honest, Plasma cooks whatever it hits, so a Machine Spirit meant for a Plasma Gun likely has a love for cooking things... ...Much like how TTS' "Gutterhawk" _Loves_ to "Go Fast"... To Waamude's chagrin.
Heh, It is funnier when you realize that the Plasma Gun's Machine Spirit engaged the Plasma Chamber because it _wanted_ her to use it as a Makeshift Stove. I mean, Plasma Cooks whatever it hits, and thus, a Machine Spirit installed into a Plasma Gun _should_ have a deep love of cooking.
Jokes on him. That is the entire reason why the plasma gun's machine spirit kept at a consistent even temperature to ensure it didn't burn the eggs. If it truly didn't like it the eggs would be ash.
In ancient Indian text even the most powerful demons advise everyone to respect the one who provide food someone who surely is not a demon yep the act of caring about the ones who eat is pretty respectful
This felt like a scene from Dungeon Meshi. Falin is doing some magic stuff and Senshi puts two and two together to use the magic to make hot food for the gang.
If the tech priest thinks it's bad to cook using the plasma gun heating, imagine him seeing the guys using car, truck and tank engines to prepare meat 🥩
On one hand, I can see where the Techpriest is going with this, that is NOT the standard use for a charged Plasma rifle, but at the same time most guardsmen if needed will throw their las-rifle clips into a campfire and use the ambient heat to recharge them if they suspect prolonged heavy fighting, human ingenuity will always trump "designed for X purpose" At least until it blows up.
Guardsman: reminds me when we use the heat of the hellguns to make tea. Salamander: or when I used my flaming sword to cook a grox stew for a group of civilian in that siege against the green skins. Tech priest: you guys are insane... FINE... I'll have those eggs please and thank you.
Well... in the 2nd Book of Baneblade, Shadowsword if i am right, some Guardsman use(a Commisar that is with them is even okay with that) a Melter i heat up some really good Amasec to drink it before s tough start... i see no Problem here.
I'm sure the pistols machine spirit is happy it could be of success use. It has given the weak flesh people sustenance for the day. We must remember to lace it with extra incense and oil. We must also, of course, give it a lovely bath. The omnisiah must be so proud.
What is he talking about? That machine spirit clearly wished to assist its fellow countrymen in processing fuel needed to allow for the slaying of the heretics
Cadian: Bet you five imperial credits that if i give him this calculator. The tech priest will start worshipping it. Krieg trooper: I will take that bet. Ratling sniper: 10 says you are full of it and he won't do it.
The funny part is that even if he tried to attack her to stop what he believes to be blasphemy she would just destroy him bc she is a 6'2" catachan muscle mommy.
I think it might be cannon to some point. If there is not enough resources or tools available, the plasma guns can be used as a temporary stove for the troops. Atleast that's what I think.
This Is not even a joke, this kind of things happen pretty commonly. In a book of Cain he was about to disarm a bomb and call the tech Priest for help, the Priest was like "i cant share the secrets of the machine" and Cain was like " Ok, then you gonna tell him when the bomb explode" remembering the tech priest he was in the Building were the bomb was about to go off.
Salamanders would volunteer to build a fire for the Catachan Jungle Fighters their new best friends during the Bro-Trip Crusade led by Vulkan and Corvus Corax.
I agree I would rather not suffer from salmonella so I say let her cook and do her job and yes I would most definitely like my eggs sunny-side up please. 😋👍
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@@johannesseyfried7933 "The sweat is the secret ingredient"
“Ah, I understood that reference”
Transferring heat from an overloading plasma weapon to a frying pan is great resource management! Guilliman would be proud.
It's the 40K equivalent of boiling some tea in your helmet.
At the very least, this will allow you to heat up a whole pot of Great Soup.
alternative heat sink
The funnier part?
The weapon automatically activated, as if the Machine Spirit within it was saying "Psst, use me."
Then again, Plasma tends to cook whatever it hits, so to the Machine Spirit, cooking food isn't too different to it's usual job.
exept the omnissiah
Her calm and accurate judgement and visuals are the best.
Two thing: one: not like raw meat is anything out the occasional for her but the cadians have subsided on rations for their entire lives so…, and two: the techpriest still take solid food, yeah what she does is way less sacrilege.
Theory: Tired of blasting heretics out of existence and yearning for a new thing to do, the plasma gun’s machine spirit called out to the cook (via the heating it was doing) to aid its owners in making food.
It's not heresy. It's called resourcefulness
It’s not heresy against the emperor, it’s heresy against the omnissia
@@unknowndragon3736 What are you on about?
She is clearly preventing the heat energy from the plasma gun from being wasted!
Omnissiah would be proud of such efficiency.
@@Psychoangel-d23 here’s the thing though, innovation.
Isn’t she innovating the plasma gun as a stove?
@@unknowndragon3736 it being hot enough to cook things is just a byproduct of using the frying pan as a heat sink
and as the frying pan is hot it would be a waste not to use it for its own intended purpose of cooking away any of nurgles micro matter.
as a side note the attempt by the tech priest to suggest tainted meat as sufficient sustenance will be noted as a possible attempt to garner favor with nurgle. and will incite an investigation for possible heretical infiltration.
now let me cook. and i will ask again. sunny side up?
Also, the Machine Spirit within the Plasma Gun engaged the plasma chamber, so it was clearly saying, "Hey, need a Stove? You can use me."
Catachans scare commissars into being good role models, don't underestimate their ability to leave you behind.
They don't scare then they kill them and say the jungle did it
hearing him say "OM NEE SEE YA" hurts me
"Psst , the OM NEE SEE YA , is watching all of that happening"
Using the heat generated from the Plasma Gun to heat up the frying pan is quite ingenious. I could see Catachans doing something like this when out in the field.
Also, the Weapon wasn't set to activate.
The Machine Spirit within the Plasma Gun activated as if saying "Hey, need a cooking apparatus? I'm available!"
The best 'let her cook' of the month 😂
Honestly... with how some machine spirits devolop personalities. I wonder if it hates this... or deeply touched to be used for anything else other than war for the first time.
For a moment I thouth the Plasma gun was going to fucking explode
Considering that they're apparently fighting Nurgle cultists, it is probably wise to make sure your food is properly cooked and avoid eating raw meat!!!
Considering it poweredup in front of the cook I don,t think it minds being a stove for a bit.
Pretty much. Besides, if it didn't want her to do it, it would have kept silent.
Of course, it powering up implies the Machine Spirit within the Plasma gun loves to cook... Humans, Orks, Food, Tyranids... It doesn't matter, if it can cook something, it will cook it.
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So the machine spirit doesn't want to take a 24 hour rest. It wants to cook with her, and who can blame it?
Wrong machine spirit, the cogboy was talking about the stove, not the plasma gun.
@@fyraltari1889the plasma gun *_is_* the stove, apparently.
@@jesseberg3271 Not really, the Plasma Gun's machine Spirit activated the Plasma Chamber, likely telling her "Use me"...
...Which to be honest, Plasma cooks whatever it hits, so a Machine Spirit meant for a Plasma Gun likely has a love for cooking things...
...Much like how TTS' "Gutterhawk" _Loves_ to "Go Fast"... To Waamude's chagrin.
now that's what I call being creative.
why does the guy's voice sound like mario's voice in hotel mario 😭
That's enoght milk to build a factory lol
Heh, It is funnier when you realize that the Plasma Gun's Machine Spirit engaged the Plasma Chamber because it _wanted_ her to use it as a Makeshift Stove.
I mean, Plasma Cooks whatever it hits, and thus, a Machine Spirit installed into a Plasma Gun _should_ have a deep love of cooking.
Jokes on him. That is the entire reason why the plasma gun's machine spirit kept at a consistent even temperature to ensure it didn't burn the eggs. If it truly didn't like it the eggs would be ash.
The Omnissia would respect her resourcefulness
Local plasma gun machine spirit's unbridled contempt of uncooked food restores its functions out of pure spite.
In ancient Indian text even the most powerful demons advise everyone to respect the one who provide food someone who surely is not a demon yep the act of caring about the ones who eat is pretty respectful
either let her do this or she makes waffles by placing the maker on top of the baneblade's engine block, and the machine spirit looks appeased by this
Ork: Vrite dat dovn! VRITE DAT DOVN!
This felt like a scene from Dungeon Meshi. Falin is doing some magic stuff and Senshi puts two and two together to use the magic to make hot food for the gang.
If the tech priest thinks it's bad to cook using the plasma gun heating, imagine him seeing the guys using car, truck and tank engines to prepare meat 🥩
Machine spirit:... you know what? I don't mind.
Hmm-hm! Smells like dommy mommy cooking!
Heretic detected
Cook: It's either this or back to the rations. Now, how many eggs you want? Mechanicus: . . . Two please. With some bacon.
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@@BriselanceNo brother , you haven't been called out so stand down and watch things unfold
Catachan ingenuity at its finest
I like my eggs scrambled please 🙏
On one hand, I can see where the Techpriest is going with this, that is NOT the standard use for a charged Plasma rifle, but at the same time most guardsmen if needed will throw their las-rifle clips into a campfire and use the ambient heat to recharge them if they suspect prolonged heavy fighting, human ingenuity will always trump "designed for X purpose"
At least until it blows up.
The machine spirit is crying in rage
I mean during WW2 in the North African Campaign, tankers used the sun heated surfaces of their tanks to cook their meals
Guardsman: reminds me when we use the heat of the hellguns to make tea.
Salamander: or when I used my flaming sword to cook a grox stew for a group of civilian in that siege against the green skins.
Tech priest: you guys are insane... FINE... I'll have those eggs please and thank you.
Well... in the 2nd Book of Baneblade, Shadowsword if i am right, some Guardsman use(a Commisar that is with them is even okay with that) a Melter i heat up some really good Amasec to drink it before s tough start... i see no Problem here.
A melta gun is also suitable seeing as it's literally a directional microwave oven.
Gotta make do with what you got.😂
I'm sure the pistols machine spirit is happy it could be of success use. It has given the weak flesh people sustenance for the day. We must remember to lace it with extra incense and oil. We must also, of course, give it a lovely bath.
The omnisiah must be so proud.
Catachans built different
What is he talking about? That machine spirit clearly wished to assist its fellow countrymen in processing fuel needed to allow for the slaying of the heretics
as long as no food gets on the plasma weapon it will be fine
I dare the cogboy to try and stop her.
Hold on, let the Catachan cook
... I'm playing a Tech Priest in a Warhammer 40K Tabletop with a few friends of mine... yah...
"That for calling us weak for not liking food-poisoning."
The techpriest had it coming.
Resourceful.
That's one REAL heat-resistant frying pan, to not worry about plasma burn :P
Cadian: Bet you five imperial credits that if i give him this calculator. The tech priest will start worshipping it.
Krieg trooper: I will take that bet.
Ratling sniper: 10 says you are full of it and he won't do it.
The funny part is that even if he tried to attack her to stop what he believes to be blasphemy she would just destroy him bc she is a 6'2" catachan muscle mommy.
By the emperor Sunny side up would be nice add some Orc bacon 🥓🍳
omnEEsiah
Jokes aside that was good haha
Little her Cook tech priest
I love watching the tech cult cringe
Oof, fair enough chef. ;-;
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Who wants to hear horror story?
Your parents are behind you
At least its not corpse starch
"Aahhhhhhhhh sacrilege!!!!!" The techpriest
Not how you say Omnissiah lmao
Knowing how to use the tools of your trade... am I right. ^~^ I'd say kiss the cook... but I like breathing too much. >~
I think it might be cannon to some point. If there is not enough resources or tools available, the plasma guns can be used as a temporary stove for the troops. Atleast that's what I think.
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['Kiss the Cook' always felt like kissing the Pope's ring! I don't like spit and other unhygienic substances in my food!😱😱]
look, the machine spirit of the plasma gun clearly wants her to cook food. this action is omnisiah approved.
Gal, that's the type of resourcefulness I approve on my ship! I see Katachan has more good things than just their knives!
And ye, sunny side please.
Next Thing we know she's a servitor 😂
This Is not even a joke, this kind of things happen pretty commonly. In a book of Cain he was about to disarm a bomb and call the tech Priest for help, the Priest was like "i cant share the secrets of the machine" and Cain was like " Ok, then you gonna tell him when the bomb explode" remembering the tech priest he was in the Building were the bomb was about to go off.
Tech priest, this is an ancient Terran tradition called the barrel cooking method. Many machine spirits find it a great exercise in their useage
Salamanders would volunteer to build a fire for the Catachan Jungle Fighters their new best friends during the Bro-Trip Crusade led by Vulkan and Corvus Corax.
Gonna suck to be the guy she rolls a 1 to cook their food with
I was expecting her to "turn on" the plasma rifle if you get what I mean
Isn't in the lore that they can use Lasgun batteries to start camp fires and have them still be usable afterwards?
Will definitely "Bless This Cook"
Weren’t there some guardsmen who used theirs to boil or warm something up? I think they used it for something to drink but I’m really not sure
Don't let the orks see this. They might have a good idea for once.
i could see a catachan doing that... a lot
Can I has glass of warm milk please! :D
Omnissiah lol
If it works it works
VA did great job.
You know the old saying, "have to improvise."
this is gold🤣
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What is that woman's name?
Can't even pronounce omnissiah
Food always tastes better when a Woman makes it. She cares about her customers she is a true chef. She ain't working hard she's working smart.
Always? The number of male world-class cooks disproves that, though.
I agree I would rather not suffer from salmonella so I say let her cook and do her job and yes I would most definitely like my eggs sunny-side up please. 😋👍
Yummy
The food or the gal?😏
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