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  • @TheCourier06
    @TheCourier06 Місяць тому +1649

    "The Baby oil industry is taking a hell of a hit." Buff needs to start a comedy show

    • @Smith559
      @Smith559 Місяць тому +35

      I’d give so much money for a Grandpa Buff comedy special

    • @TheCourier06
      @TheCourier06 Місяць тому +11

      @@Smith559 I would too

    • @thisguyoverhere4746
      @thisguyoverhere4746 Місяць тому +8

      @@Smith559 me three

    • @KateKosmo
      @KateKosmo Місяць тому +6

      I literally shed a tear from laughter.😂

    • @sonar357
      @sonar357 Місяць тому +11

      "Flexing with Grandpa Buff"

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 Місяць тому +852

    Buff channeling his 70 years of accumulated dark humor.

    • @HammerOn-bu7gx
      @HammerOn-bu7gx Місяць тому +19

      More like 70 years of no fu$%s to give and no filter!

    • @jcgamer892
      @jcgamer892 Місяць тому

      @@HammerOn-bu7gx Buff is from the old US military where respect and no f***s given were the letters of the day.

    • @karlsnod2784
      @karlsnod2784 Місяць тому +8

      We laugh away the pain

    • @just_saying__
      @just_saying__ Місяць тому +1

      MOAR!!!!

    • @a_rice_bowl3663
      @a_rice_bowl3663 Місяць тому +1

      Tbf he’s so old, that’s just what he probably called them

  • @zephodb
    @zephodb Місяць тому +1159

    If it was an American Citizen that was unalived by the missile, the Buff would laugh... then say something like 'Whelp, Iran has done it now, time to get to work... Anyone order some parking lots?'

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 Місяць тому +70

      Then probably laugh some more about it while getting the level ready

    • @lazamair
      @lazamair Місяць тому +63

      Mountain Range? What mountain range? All I see is a new quarry.

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj Місяць тому +34

      Buff is just an structure, asset, and personnel relocation device. He relocates them into graveyards.

    • @rogermac358
      @rogermac358 Місяць тому +27

      BUFF is going to start playing match maker. Matching some folks up with their 72 vigins!

    • @ArabianShark
      @ArabianShark Місяць тому +29

      "Call the cartographers, tell them the topology is about to change."

  • @VKiera
    @VKiera Місяць тому +620

    Tell Poland to get in touch with the Idaho fish and wildlife people. They have tons of experience yeeting beavers out of airplane to relocate them to 😂

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets Місяць тому +49

      Today, we are going to teach beavers how to fly.

    • @matthewbooth9265
      @matthewbooth9265 Місяць тому +44

      could they yeet some beaver my way? I haven't had big brown beaver for ages.

    • @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
      @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma Місяць тому +35

      @@matthewbooth9265 Ah, a fellow man of culture. I'm afraid, beavers are almost extinct in some parts since the 70's...

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul Місяць тому +20

      @@matthewbooth9265 Go talk to Wynonna?

    • @kiunak803
      @kiunak803 Місяць тому +5

      We used to relocated them, now we eat them. ( Check partyzanci lubelszczyzny bóbr)

  • @KingofArsenal
    @KingofArsenal Місяць тому +388

    Buff “I would have laughed even harder, cause we have better CCTV cameras” that took me out!!

    • @pariah_p
      @pariah_p Місяць тому +4

      I shook the whole apt with my lol lol

    • @justkevinlol
      @justkevinlol Місяць тому +2

      Careful don't get hit by falling debris

    • @ferajade8899
      @ferajade8899 Місяць тому +2

      I’m glad I’d finished my coffee by then.

    • @AgentX2006
      @AgentX2006 Місяць тому

      And then he would have glassed Iran.

    • @thatboy5751
      @thatboy5751 Місяць тому

      He don't kare

  • @zombiedalekweck2243
    @zombiedalekweck2243 Місяць тому +584

    A saying you have to have Britain use at some point is "I'm talking about you, not to you."
    It's a very common thing here to say, and it's always funny tbh.

    • @ΣτελιοςΠεππας
      @ΣτελιοςΠεππας Місяць тому +9

      Channel the "Emily Blunt in Devil wears Prada" energy, huh? I like it.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому +4

      Huh? never could get British humor it's almost as dry and humorless as German humor.

    • @TheWinning247
      @TheWinning247 Місяць тому +10

      ​@@michaelbenjmitchell1 To find it funny you need to have a sense of humour.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 Місяць тому +7

      @@michaelbenjmitchell1 Nah, I'll grant you our humour's dry as hell, but you forgot we also got a great line in gallows humour and humour so black you'd mistake it for a 5am line at a White Castle.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому +8

      @@Archris17 You forget about American Maudlin Humor. It's so dark you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. And I'm part French and Dutch so there is Guillotine Humor. It's so funny heads would be rolling down the aisles.

  • @BrawndoDrinker
    @BrawndoDrinker Місяць тому +263

    Gotta admit, that guy that got clobbered by the missile carcass had the worst luck for hundreds of miles. The odds of getting hit are one thing, but getting filmed getting hit are insane.

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 Місяць тому +19

      with how many missiles are airbirn every day there, statistically someone would get whacked eventually. im just suprised it took this long

    • @mthooser8463
      @mthooser8463 Місяць тому +19

      facts... and I'm so glad there was a random camera just staring at a streetlight for no apparent reason.

    • @varianschirmer9375
      @varianschirmer9375 Місяць тому +15

      That would be like a market camera perfectly aimed at a pager blowing up in a shopper's pocket.

    • @Sigurdazie
      @Sigurdazie Місяць тому +2

      First time ever a cameramen died during his Job…

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 Місяць тому +7

      Yeah almost as if it was an act of god. God is on the right side as always

  • @SupermanBlack1987
    @SupermanBlack1987 Місяць тому +2244

    HLC member of the black community here. I have spoken with the community and they agree. The kid is clear. Please proceed. But don't go any further.

    • @Lovedbychrist1
      @Lovedbychrist1 Місяць тому +214

      As the habitual LINE CROSSER…. He’s going to go further… I’m not sure how. But he will go another toe forward over the line and get away with it. Eventually we won’t be sure exactly where HLC stands and we will be laughing at 1970s jokes and wondering what happened.

    • @ThePheonixSoldier
      @ThePheonixSoldier Місяць тому +92

      wait, are you saying there's a line he shouldn't cross? ;-)

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo Місяць тому +72

      ​@@Lovedbychrist1wait the 70s when we could laugh at what would be considered controversial subjects and then used that to help work through them and become a better people?

    • @bigearl3867
      @bigearl3867 Місяць тому +60

      Hold up. Nobody asked me about it. Don't I get a vote? Like you're the official spokesperson or something!
      And in my opinion, yeah, the kid is clear.

    • @masjuggalo
      @masjuggalo Місяць тому

      @@bigearl3867 Wait, there's not like an official council of black people? Which would be hilarious. Like once a month's bunch of people get together and be like all right let's go through this bunch of white people want to say the n word we got to review those. We charged them $1,000 a piece to apply.

  • @1djbecker
    @1djbecker Місяць тому +420

    You crossed the line. Again. And again.
    I'm still trying to reconcile my self-image with getting my news by watching this.

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz Місяць тому +39

      Nah, don't feel bad. A lot of news outlets are starting to put up paywalls and comedians tend to do better fact checking than they do.

    • @os2mac
      @os2mac Місяць тому +16

      to be fair, this is still one of the best OSINT tools available. :)

    • @dexterwilliams2520
      @dexterwilliams2520 Місяць тому +31

      It’s almost as if he’s crossing the line habitually. A Habitual Line Crosser, if you will.

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 Місяць тому

      He's a habitual line stepper. What else could we expect?

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Місяць тому +2

      almost habitually

  • @nomar5spaulding
    @nomar5spaulding Місяць тому +258

    The Kid has already established that he's excellent at negotiating with Iranian Airforce pilots.

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 Місяць тому

      "Trade offer: you stay in your own air space and the sh1t in your pants will be the only they'll have to scrub off the seats."

    • @Ingeb91
      @Ingeb91 Місяць тому +12

      Master of diplomacy, Teddy style.

    • @nomar5spaulding
      @nomar5spaulding Місяць тому +7

      @Ingeb91 Teddy actually was good at diplomacy, too, though.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому +17

      ​@@nomar5spaulding"Speak softly, but carry a big stick" is basically what those F-22 pilots did in 2013.
      F22 🤝 Teddy Roosevelt
      Masters of Diplomacy

    • @nomar5spaulding
      @nomar5spaulding Місяць тому +6

      @benjaminoechsli1941 Yeah but Teddy did actual regular diplomacy too.

  • @billam2483
    @billam2483 Місяць тому +60

    Buff laughing at the guy killed by falling debris just goes to prove that physical humor never goes out of style.

  • @jeffpribyl6488
    @jeffpribyl6488 Місяць тому +128

    It's really sad when HLC is the most accurate, reliable source of American news. 🍺🇨🇦🍺 much respect from your crazy hat

    • @ArmstrongMixture
      @ArmstrongMixture Місяць тому +2

      HLC: Fuck yeah America!
      S2: Oh no, America.
      Gotta stay balanced.

  • @jedimasterdraco6950
    @jedimasterdraco6950 Місяць тому +131

    Buff is right, we’d laugh at a hilarious death. And then we’d be like SunnyD, unleashing the power of the sun.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Місяць тому +17

      "Funny joke!"
      *"Here's the punchline."*

    • @ncv-eu4rj
      @ncv-eu4rj Місяць тому +8

      Stop it. Japan's having PTSD again.

    • @bronwolff
      @bronwolff Місяць тому +6

      Nothing says "i laughed a little" as sending Buff and his mates to glass a nation

  • @CrusaderLegFoot
    @CrusaderLegFoot Місяць тому +156

    Franklin should be the top general in the war against beavers.

    • @jamesmarcel8330
      @jamesmarcel8330 Місяць тому +27

      Franklin would find a way to recruit the beavers. And then turn them on whoever.

    • @KKayo10
      @KKayo10 Місяць тому +6

      Now I'm on Quora checking racoon vs beaver hahah

    • @chris_wizzudz
      @chris_wizzudz Місяць тому +5

      @@jamesmarcel8330If Franklin turns the beavers on Russia, the war there would end in like a week

    • @Clutch275
      @Clutch275 Місяць тому

      @@KKayo10 whats the answer?

    • @KKayo10
      @KKayo10 Місяць тому +3

      @@Clutch275 mixed results. Basically they are unlikely to fight eachother because they don't eat the same things. But racoons are faster and beavers heavier/stronger. I bet Franklin would convince them to join him as their leader.

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r Місяць тому +38

    I saw the video of the guy getting pancaked, thought for a moment it was a Skyrim mod complete with Bethesda ragdoll physics

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 Місяць тому +3

      Dude was dead before he hit the ground. At least he didn't suffer, 😂

  • @Argonwolfproject
    @Argonwolfproject Місяць тому +25

    The video of the missile falling on the guy is gruesome. At least he didn't feel anything, but that guy is now a solid contender for unluckiest death in history.

  • @stewm1267
    @stewm1267 Місяць тому +37

    Need to get rid of beavers? Call up the Hudson Bay Company. They're nearly made beavers extinct here.

  • @Green_Tea_Coffee
    @Green_Tea_Coffee Місяць тому +144

    Last time I was this early, Buff was middle-aged.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Місяць тому +4

      that was....before the internet...maybe after the big bang. somewhere inbetween those two events

    • @GAT-X-K9
      @GAT-X-K9 Місяць тому

      @@thecursed01Nah, BUFF was across the table from God with the bang.
      He’s just been slowly working his way back up the tree of BOOM, trying to recreate the pure euphoria of an explosion that glorious.

  • @richiewesson4051
    @richiewesson4051 Місяць тому +44

    "i adamantly disagree with your assessment" hahaha

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo Місяць тому +39

    US: Operation Beaver Drop - Success
    Poland: Operation Beaver Buster - In Progress.

    • @target-drone9481
      @target-drone9481 Місяць тому

      For those that don't know what Operation Beaver Drop was, The Fat Electrician has a video on it
      ua-cam.com/video/YcdvP8CYPB0/v-deo.html 😉

  • @patrickkenyon2326
    @patrickkenyon2326 Місяць тому +14

    BUFF is the very definition of Cold Warrior.
    Dark humor .
    Laughing as he drops a stick of 2000 pounders, or a giant 5 meg egg.

    • @agrobeson6471
      @agrobeson6471 Місяць тому +1

      Slim Pickens, whoopin' it up as he rides the B62 Rodeo for 8 milliseconds!

  • @chillpill2600
    @chillpill2600 Місяць тому +26

    2:09 THIS JOKE IS PERFECT 😂😂 I'm black, so rest assured there is absolutely no offense taken with this one. And the F22 is my fav character, so I love it even more!!!!

    • @agrobeson6471
      @agrobeson6471 Місяць тому

      I tend to agree. Talk about it = okay.
      Do it = not okay. "Black jobs" 'n' all...

  • @CamoGuy76239
    @CamoGuy76239 Місяць тому +44

    Buff is the "Suck it up, Buttercup!" Role model this generation NEEDS!
    🤣🇺🇲🤘😎👍

  • @AJB-jr6ll
    @AJB-jr6ll Місяць тому +39

    "That's not funny Buff"
    Immediately starts snickering...

  • @Urugami45
    @Urugami45 Місяць тому +15

    "I adamantly disagree with your assessment."😂😂😂😂
    Grampa Buff was on fire today. That's the kind of Cold War humor I grew up on....😁

  • @johncostello6006
    @johncostello6006 Місяць тому +56

    "it's about time, now I'll stop getting a hard time about those emus!"
    Oh Australia.. Ya see... That's not gunna happen.. Poland is actually gunna WIN the war against the beavers... 😂

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Місяць тому +6

      As much as Poland is the European Texas.. Beavers are closer related to the Honeybadger then the Emus are... whatever that might count xD

    • @johncostello6006
      @johncostello6006 Місяць тому +2

      @@Blutwind yeah, but even though they're relatives, beavers aren't honey badgers still lol
      Beavers can be.. "taken out" MUCH easier lol

    • @bronwolff
      @bronwolff Місяць тому

      In Aussy defence.. the send 3 guys with limited ammo... murica would just tell rednecks it taste like chicken

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr Місяць тому +1

      Australia lost the war but won the campaign, though, so it was a pyrrhic victory for the birds.

    • @droman608
      @droman608 Місяць тому +1

      Australian Emus and Canadian Geese have a sudden urge to migrate to Poland… 😳

  • @chiphazzard8173
    @chiphazzard8173 Місяць тому +21

    Idaho figured out there beaver problem in the 40s. Geronimo had enough jumps he could qualify for a wing suit.

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Місяць тому +60

    Really wasn't expecting beaver wars in October 😅

    • @allanweaver4871
      @allanweaver4871 Місяць тому

      Everyone STFU, and let little European Texas COOK.

    • @DRAONWEED
      @DRAONWEED Місяць тому +6

      Does that mean they're going to start selling Davy Crockett stile hats in Poland?

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Місяць тому +8

      Beaver Wars - isn't that a show on Animal Planet? Or a rated XXX channel...

    • @44MagnumNA
      @44MagnumNA Місяць тому +3

      @@clqudy4750 Yes.

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 Місяць тому

      Sooo... Polish chicks don't shave? Or, is that the issue? Like "we have the right to have a beaver" ...google noises... Ooooh! Nevermind lol

  • @davidgray3061
    @davidgray3061 Місяць тому +26

    Off topic, so I just got the new Franklin T-shirt and I just want to know : Who let Franklin in the Armory and let him take a flamethrower.

    • @jaago1522
      @jaago1522 Місяць тому +3

      What do you mean "let"? He saw it, thought "Oooh shiny!!!", and swiped it lol 🤣

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 Місяць тому +6

    Remember guys, Buff is basically a berserker, once he's going all you can do is pray you're out of his way 😂

  • @red_d849
    @red_d849 Місяць тому +34

    alright this video is going in my favorites playlist lmao, wild ass shit

  • @vishalthescientist
    @vishalthescientist Місяць тому +48

    Love these HLC! You are a treasure.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому

      HLC is woke too...he skirted Taiwan's involvement in Mossad's pager bombs !

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 Місяць тому +16

    there's just something about a crotchety old man character that lets a comedian get away with some of the worst material imaginable.
    and it's fucking beautiful.

  • @mihueeggroll1818
    @mihueeggroll1818 Місяць тому +4

    I love how he could just use buff to say the most stupid and most controversial things and somehow you can’t get offended because it’s buff

  • @godzillaiv2096
    @godzillaiv2096 Місяць тому +9

    Grandpa Buff and his dark humor is next level! Love it 😂

  • @Jabrwock
    @Jabrwock Місяць тому +19

    I'm surprised Britain didn't have advice on how to manage beavers.
    Step 1 - design hats.
    Step 2 - hire a bunch of Canadians (French, Metis, First Nations) to hunt beavers
    Step 3 - profit!

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому +1

      Really? Brits aren't really that good at fur trapping as they don't like to get wet. Ask a Frenchman how to manage Beavers.

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Місяць тому

      The 250th anniversary of the American Revolution is coming up, and a lot of people are going to need felt hats.....

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому

      @@firstconsul7286 Isn't that the British? Americans always had this thing for Coon skin caps.

    • @honeybadger6493
      @honeybadger6493 Місяць тому

      ​@@michaelbenjmitchell1Brits don't like to get wet? Have you seen our weather?😁

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому

      @@honeybadger6493 You would be lucky to see 3 inches in front of you with how Foggy Britain gets. Let alone seeing the weather. I was in a thunderstorm once in thick fog I couldn't see a thing except the lightning through the fog.

  • @eugenefleming1614
    @eugenefleming1614 Місяць тому +28

    I enjoy the beaver wars some of the most relaxing channels

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 Місяць тому +1

      same. but I'm getting low on kleenex

  • @josephradley3160
    @josephradley3160 Місяць тому +30

    0:36 got to agree with BUFF on that one

  • @JuliaSin
    @JuliaSin Місяць тому +20

    Poland in a war with beavers...... Yup hes european texas😂😂😂

  • @JaeEleutheria
    @JaeEleutheria Місяць тому +28

    we're never gonna stop wanting to give Australia shit about the Emus...

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom Місяць тому +2

      It's not so much that they had a war with Emus...it's that the Emus won

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 Місяць тому +1

      I still can't figure out how they missed all those Emu when they were using belt fed machine guns?

    • @sofnsad
      @sofnsad Місяць тому +2

      Everybody gansta still the 6 foot bird runs at you at 80kph and rips out your guts with its claws.....Straya!

    • @brunsy1990
      @brunsy1990 Місяць тому

      @@michaelbenjmitchell1 1 Emu are remarkably durable. 2. If you wanted to do it right you'd herd the birds into a killbox with a helluva lot more than a single fireteam. Australia just horribly underestimated both the effectiveness of the bren on Emu and the scope of the mission.

    • @UlmoIsGod
      @UlmoIsGod Місяць тому

      Typical military planning.... Not enough guns, not enough ammo and not enough troops.
      Also does anyone wanna take a look at land size and do a rough calculation on what it would take to not only over run the Emus but then hold the territories after.
      ..... Emu tastes better than Roo

  • @Eadragonixius
    @Eadragonixius Місяць тому +10

    22 saying he’s gonna have so many kills that they’re gonna make him blackface absolutely killed me 😂

  • @thisguyoverhere6572
    @thisguyoverhere6572 Місяць тому +8

    HLC, the best in Linecrossing and delivering global news in the best-worst-funniest ways.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому

      HLC is woke too...he skirted Taiwan's involvement in Mossad's pager bombs !

  • @ShatteredHero666
    @ShatteredHero666 Місяць тому +3

    The delivery of "I adamantly disagree with your assessment" sent me lol

  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 Місяць тому +24

    Australia, we will never stop thinking the emu war was kinda funny. Aren't they edible, you know, with enough ketchup, and some peanut oil in a GIANT vat?

    • @malcire
      @malcire Місяць тому +8

      Aren't pretty much all animals edible with enough peanut oil and ketchup?

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Місяць тому +1

      Most not all ​@@malcire

    • @orwhynotrandom
      @orwhynotrandom Місяць тому +7

      Yeah emu is edible but it doesn't taste great (speaking from experience) kangaroo tastes much better

    • @Urugami45
      @Urugami45 Місяць тому +2

      We just gotta get Disney interested in selling "smoked free-range Emu legs" in the parks.

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak Місяць тому +2

      I mean, the first "Emu war" was just three dudes with a truck and two Lewis Machine Gun, with 10k rounds against 20k emus...
      A combination of poor marksmanship, bad luck (their gun jamming after killing 12 Emus when they had the perfect ambush against a thousand emus), and the Emus being a pain in the ass made the "War" a failure.
      Like, the fucking birds even separated in smaller units, and each unit had a dedicated watcher so they could warn the others eating if the truck was coming...
      After a week and 2500 rounds, 300 birds were confirmed dead, and the soldiers retreated.
      Eventually, after some political turmoil there was a second Emu War.
      Same three dudes and guns, but this time they killed almost a thousand birds, still at a rate of 1 confirmed kill for 10 bullets, with many wounded ones probably dying off elsewhere.
      Ultimately, with the second Emu War, the crops were defended enough for the season to not be lost, so it was an Australia win.

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 Місяць тому +9

    We need Grandpa Buff comedy hour. I can't stop laughing 🤣

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 Місяць тому +4

    The Kid will have so many kill tallys that his stealth paint will be less effective. He'd have the RADAR cross section of a chonker of a bumblebee.

  • @mikealessi7761
    @mikealessi7761 Місяць тому +5

    I love how Grandpa BUFF just cooks...Great job HLC

  • @jameswells554
    @jameswells554 Місяць тому +2

    I think we should all be a little worried that Buff is starting to feel a bit frisky. It usually means he's thinking about dropping "I don't Care" packages.

  • @stargazer-elite
    @stargazer-elite Місяць тому +31

    “Buffs level of basedness… it’s off the charts
    “What is it?”
    “ITS OVER 9000!”
    I know, decades old, dead meme, but I saw the chance and I took it lol

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 Місяць тому +6

      That one never gets old as long as it's not overused

    • @patrickdunne7957
      @patrickdunne7957 Місяць тому +2

      "It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out"

    • @MrGoesBoom
      @MrGoesBoom Місяць тому +1

      Not dead till it's old enough to need to be explained

    • @henrycarlson7514
      @henrycarlson7514 Місяць тому

      Or From Top Gun . I Saw the shot ,the shot was Good so I took it

  • @Toxic8arbarian
    @Toxic8arbarian Місяць тому +10

    Always a good day when HLC brings us more world news

  • @justaredpenguin784
    @justaredpenguin784 Місяць тому +26

    Fucking yes that video was hilarious he just wanted to walk somewhere and physics went "nope, fuck you"

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Місяць тому +5

      agreed i know its horrible but it dead ass was like a looneytunes skit

    • @B.A.productions
      @B.A.productions Місяць тому +1

      @@flamingrubys11GMOD collisions on.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Місяць тому +4

      @@flamingrubys11 considering hamas has like 85% full suppo9rt of the palespissians, chances are low it was an innocent victim.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Місяць тому

      @@thecursed01 ty makes me feel better

  • @LDP..
    @LDP.. Місяць тому +3

    With everything happening i would have expected at least 10 minutes of endless jokes 😅
    love your channel !!

  • @mbjackson8029
    @mbjackson8029 Місяць тому +3

    Sometimes I worry about myself for laughing so hard at these videos. 😂

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 Місяць тому +10

    So we now know that Iran is using Acme Missiles.

  • @anthonyrogers3027
    @anthonyrogers3027 Місяць тому +5

    (Canada) "Poland I will be sending someone to help you deal with this Beaver issue"
    (Poland) 'Thank you cousins, this must be the guys... Why they have so much explosives?....'

    • @brucecaron2776
      @brucecaron2776 Місяць тому +2

      Canadian management natural resource is often referred to as MNR police, essentially serving a similar role to an American game warden. It's speculated that they possess more explosives than our entire military.just to deal with beaver dams =P

  • @jamessanchez7160
    @jamessanchez7160 Місяць тому +2

    Thank you for the amazing videos, HLC. I always enjoy your videos and anticipate new ones

  • @donovanmclaughlin4830
    @donovanmclaughlin4830 Місяць тому +12

    Fun fact all P Diddy interviews from the early 2000s to now. He talks the truth about his "parties" and we laughed it off.

    • @goldenhate6649
      @goldenhate6649 Місяць тому

      Well some may have laughed it off. I still have no idea who the fuck he is.

    • @NRSGuardian
      @NRSGuardian Місяць тому

      Chris Rock was making jokes about R. Kelly and young women over a decade ago. The entertainment industry is full of people who are the text book definition of the "missing stair" which is ironic considering how much entertainers like to pretend they're better and more virtuous than the regular people.

  • @r0llinguphill483
    @r0llinguphill483 Місяць тому +2

    Buff is one of the few constants in the universe that we can count on

  • @mudman619
    @mudman619 Місяць тому +3

    Idaho: "Send in the 1st Airborne Beaver Division! We got you brethren!" (look it up)

  • @patrickferguson9495
    @patrickferguson9495 Місяць тому +1

    "Deny the enemy freedom to grow grass."😂😂😂😂 omfg I love these

  • @supersaiyandiclonius3056
    @supersaiyandiclonius3056 Місяць тому +3

    Every talks about the Australian Emu wars, but last I checked, we're still losing ground in the Great Texan Boar Wars.

    • @RichardPoxon-m3w
      @RichardPoxon-m3w Місяць тому +1

      They breed 3 times a year with very large litters

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger Місяць тому +1

      Those fuckers started up a front here in Missouri, too, and we're getting our asses handed to us.

  • @brucestack1658
    @brucestack1658 Місяць тому +4

    Let the kid go play, he can star lead role in Praying Mantis 2.0

  • @laughingpain3006
    @laughingpain3006 Місяць тому +3

    Buff's right. I wouldn't like myself for laughing... but I would be rolled over.

  • @jasonweninger
    @jasonweninger Місяць тому +2

    I swear, dude pops better jokes than any of the "tonight show with ____ shill"

  • @jvmbatista
    @jvmbatista Місяць тому +6

    Gotta love Buff, he's a true psyco...

  • @justblack333
    @justblack333 Місяць тому +2

    Buff is getting…very dicey in his old age…I LOVE IT!

  • @__Gaz__
    @__Gaz__ Місяць тому +61

    heh caneras 3:32

  • @mitchellseibel2859
    @mitchellseibel2859 Місяць тому +3

    I love you Buff. Fuck. I fucking love this channel!! 😂😂

  • @z20man10
    @z20man10 Місяць тому +8

    Six seconds ago, hell yeah! Keep going bro. This shit makes me happy, as life's been difficult recently.

  • @elcuso06
    @elcuso06 Місяць тому +15

    The baby oil industry 😂

  • @sbjchef
    @sbjchef Місяць тому +4

    Thanks for dragging a giggle out of a shite day🤣

  • @mrswb
    @mrswb Місяць тому +2

    The genuine anger in Poland's voice got me hard.

  • @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap
    @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap Місяць тому +3

    Poor 22, he's in the Middle East but isn't allowed to actually do anything. 😔

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 Місяць тому +2

    "You never let me do anything."
    Nothing you're allowed to remember or that the public's allowed to be told, yeah

  • @scrawnyclownsnatch9656
    @scrawnyclownsnatch9656 Місяць тому +5

    The Russian jet thing still kills me. That plane had NO missiles on it and just flies right in from of the F-16 BEGGING for the pilot that it just scared the crap out of and almost collided with to shoot it down.

  • @ShawnF6FHellcat
    @ShawnF6FHellcat Місяць тому +2

    A war on beavers... my Ark Ragnarok map survival instincts are beginning to kick in...

  • @d.r.bladeworks9025
    @d.r.bladeworks9025 Місяць тому +3

    Buff gives zero shits and I’m here for it

  • @Guildelin
    @Guildelin Місяць тому +1

    I'm gonna agree with Buff... that comment about baby oil was funny af.

  • @adamtheninjasmith2985
    @adamtheninjasmith2985 Місяць тому +3

    Buff doesn't discriminate. He annhialates

  • @MCG55SS
    @MCG55SS Місяць тому +1

    i mean....Buff's joke was pretty funny i got a chuckle

  • @travisgravelle7687
    @travisgravelle7687 Місяць тому +6

    I don't care what you say, that's some funny $#!+ right there.

  • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
    @realmenhavelittledogs2661 Місяць тому

    Looooong day at work, come home and find a new HLC video. Thank you lord BUFF for blessing this undeserving soul with humor in a dark time.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 Місяць тому +4

    Everyone's suffering from delusions of competence.

  • @Gravedanger321
    @Gravedanger321 Місяць тому

    Buff has no chill and I'm absolutely here for it!

  • @JayMannStuff
    @JayMannStuff Місяць тому +11

    Enemies of Poland: Beavers and Putthead.

    • @psychocuda
      @psychocuda Місяць тому +4

      Beavers are more competent of a threat.

    • @JayMannStuff
      @JayMannStuff Місяць тому +2

      @@psychocuda Beavers are an enemy that's actually worth a dam. 😂

    • @brucecaron2776
      @brucecaron2776 Місяць тому

      @@JayMannStuff can build a bigger dam too ,, it can be seen from space

    • @JayMannStuff
      @JayMannStuff Місяць тому

      @@brucecaron2776 Russia can build a rocket launch pad that can be seen from space. Or an ammo depot. Or even many ammo depots.

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming Місяць тому +2

    No, no. The BUFF is right. I mean, at first I would all "oh schnikes!" Then, afrer a minute or two, you'd find me going frame by frame, wondering if you can see the surprise on their face. Gazan, American. Hell, I'd be lauging regardless of race or even species.

  • @The-AmericanPatriot
    @The-AmericanPatriot Місяць тому +4

    Get fat electrian to parachute the beavers into the mountains to live a peaceful life

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 Місяць тому +1

    Don’t mess with the beavers. They’re airborne now.
    Fat Electrician said so.

  • @samushunter242
    @samushunter242 Місяць тому +7

    Could be worse
    They could finally be fighting the kangaroos

  • @Gnrnrvids
    @Gnrnrvids Місяць тому

    As an Aussie I am so happy you pronounced emu correctly :D

  • @seangoldman6833
    @seangoldman6833 Місяць тому +3

    I'm sorry Australia, the emus are never not going to be funny. Considering basically every plant and animal on that continent is trying to kill you, the fact that losing a war with emus only means you killed less emus then needed to keep them from tearing up farmland is kind of an okay outcome. It's okay to laugh at those kinds of situations.

  • @Philipasu
    @Philipasu Місяць тому +2

    Ah yes, the old tactic, when every single attack misses baddies start saying they didn't aim there. A war criminal saying they ain't war criminal, that's a very dark but good joke.
    May God bless you!

  • @screenname8267
    @screenname8267 Місяць тому +6

    "Would you still find that fun y if it were an American civilian?"
    Was he getting hit by debris from a missile launched in retaliation for killing American citizens? If yes, yes.

  • @claymclaren5788
    @claymclaren5788 Місяць тому +2

    With a title like "beaver war", I thought this was going to involve Canada...or at the very least that incident at the peeler bar in Montreal when I was in my 20's. Here's a "HELL YAH!" from the neuro-divergent tuque.

  • @samzorn4656
    @samzorn4656 Місяць тому +3

    1:36-1:45 I swear the F22 sounds like the amalgamation of Peter Griffin and TFS Alucard.
    Let the kid go on a walk and talk with them.

  • @itstimetogetsmitty655
    @itstimetogetsmitty655 Місяць тому +2

    “Every inch of airspace”. Wouldn’t that be an awfully target rich environment?
    Also “Dad let me go!”
    And then the immediate “NO!”
    Went hard. We are trying to hard to stay on the morale high ground it’s sad.

  • @BigRedDragonFan
    @BigRedDragonFan Місяць тому +7

    Poor bastard. Guy wasn't doing anything and wham a flying toyota.

  • @mattadams7922
    @mattadams7922 Місяць тому

    Buff being honest. Gotta love it. That video was some funny stuff and well wouldn't matter what nation you're from. Your family has a story and were ever you land so do you.

  • @hunterbeltz4367
    @hunterbeltz4367 Місяць тому +5

    BUFF Said it better than me 3:18

  • @skyjaythefirst7331
    @skyjaythefirst7331 Місяць тому +2

    Surprised you didn't bring up the East Coast ports going on strike, costing us up to $5 billion per day.