"Fabricator-General, one of our cohorts as managed to send a chimera into space at relativistic speeds, beating even warp travel speeds" "We must secure this technology at once, also, want an oil margarita?"
“The killer of men that I hate” Scion of house moneybags Son of Highking Miran Slayer of every enemy of man May the machine god sing praises to his champion
14:07 When an Astartes goes flying over your head like that, it’s time to just turn around and leave. Anything that can ragdoll an Astartes that hard can do so much worse to you.
From the point of view of the space marines (Who cant speak nor understand binaric) a random techpriest aproached the weird dreadnought, blabbered some random noises to it and the thing just decided to squish it without further explanation
I am now mentally imaging an Ultramarine slowly looking down on the now liquified tech-priest, then slowly craning his head up to the knights vision slot with a visible "But why tho." look on his helmet.
I'm trying to leave comments pointing out funny quotes and moments but this video is *SO* chock full of iconically hysterical lines and slapstick I can't get them all. I will take the time to mention that the credits music is positively bonewarpingly perfect. 14:23
3:13 Honestly, an entirely understandable and probably correct decision XD 6:03 I love the return of Unenthusiastic Tech Priest and the Stressed-Out Lordship Also, I like your haircut, Jay :)
14:12 *Corrupted Skiitari lures whole explorator cohort into a slaaneshi trap in an attempt to turn them into the Dark Mechanicum* -- Circa, 41000 th Millenium.
Here is a good one: Lord Horrik Canorem, Knight Valiant Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame. Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto. Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars and the Eradicator
Hello, I am the 2% that care what you look like. I was under the assumption that you were in fact a raptor. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined.
GET A CUP OR PERISH gamersupps.gg/rubix Ad Mech was a faction I’ve been wanting to play as for a while in Arma so today is the day! Also I’m only now realizing how DUSTY my mirror was when I took that selfie. Anyway thanks for stopping by the video and consider leaving a like if ya enjoy! Helps a bunch!
It is now my canon that there is a techpriest that sounds like a pirate in the mechanicum. "Yar, time to kill some hereteks in the name of the Omnissiah... Yar!"
"It's awful I hate it here" Yeah that sentence can just be copy and pasted onto any Warhammer 40k situation. And also 95% of the situations Ignis is a part of, that's quite the funny coincidence.
if space marine 2 and arma 3 combined, it would make hands down the best game ever. and also rubix I hope you make more vids on space marine 2 campaign or just of space marine 2.
I don’t actually care what you look like, but rather I find it intriguing the guy that _sounds_ slightly like Badger also _looks_ slightly like Badger.
Holy moly. Years of watching Rubix…and I finally see his face. It was as glorious as coming before the golden throne and witnessing the imperial majesty of the Emperor himself!
Rubix: shows face
Me: oh, okay
1 second later
My brain goes back to thinking of him as a guy in a raptor suit and a microphone
I could still be a guy in a raptor suit when I record, you'll never know
@@RubixRaptor
O:
@@RubixRaptorI knew it you are a lizard furry
@@RubixRaptor now u need to to a facecam stream but in one of them blow-up T Rex halloween costumes
@@Wolfbroa*Scalie
If the Omnissiah did not will us to steal all the funny green boxes, he would not have made them so conveniently steal-able
Time traveler?
How
@@Lokiiiii1352 patreon member most likely
It wasn't public when they commented. 😅 little trick to help analytics
METHUL BAWKSES
14:05 Bless the Doppler effect. Nothing is as funny as hearing someone's scream get louder and then fade out as they move in great speed.
11:40 that random necron just appearing out of nowhere to shoot one guy is amazing
The cartoonish running place before it actual started moving was the best part!
That Necron has an objective to do, to kill that one specific dude and dipped😂
He was Death Marked, this really is a Warhammer+ moment
He wanted his wallet back
Must've been from a Fast Attack unit.
I'm still convinced 90% of Warhammers body count is caused by Ignis and Ignis alone.
They’re a secret organization that has infiltrated every possible faction in order to destroy them from within (on accident).
@@blulumen5420 did you mean: the alpha legion?
@@fauxgodlingThe color scheme isn't too far off.
@@fauxgodling They're too... accident prone to be Alpha Legion. The Alpha Legion does probably consider them as allies though.
@@gideonw3719 The term you're looking for is "patsy"
I do love that the creator of the Mechanicus mod added that 1/1000 chance of the Windows shutdown jingle when one of them dies.
"Fabricator-General, one of our cohorts as managed to send a chimera into space at relativistic speeds, beating even warp travel speeds"
"We must secure this technology at once, also, want an oil margarita?"
Has he found a new shaver yet?
The Omnissiah will be pleased with all of these TTS references.
Banana pulp is excellent lubricant for cog wheels
“The killer of men that I hate”
Scion of house moneybags
Son of Highking Miran
Slayer of every enemy of man
May the machine god sing praises to his champion
He is a true gift of the emperor
What about the bosnian knight?
@@FredyAndreasHe’s a Freeblade for sure
@@FredyAndreas We don't speak of the fallen, servitor
0:59 rubixraptor face reveal jumpscare
With how panicked he looked that may just be a guy he held at gunpoint to take that picture
@@JollyBlackwell Exactly what I was thinking
He looks exactly like a faceless whimsical spirit WOULD design itself as when wanting to look like a flesh suit.
bet it's quail
Bro is BUILT
14:07 When an Astartes goes flying over your head like that, it’s time to just turn around and leave. Anything that can ragdoll an Astartes that hard can do so much worse to you.
From the point of view of the space marines (Who cant speak nor understand binaric) a random techpriest aproached the weird dreadnought, blabbered some random noises to it and the thing just decided to squish it without further explanation
I am now mentally imaging an Ultramarine slowly looking down on the now liquified tech-priest, then slowly craning his head up to the knights vision slot with a visible "But why tho." look on his helmet.
You look like Joey from Friends, this does not help your case against whimsical spirit accusations.
Clearly a photoshopped pictures. Another distrustful youtuber. What has this world come too
Agreed
Rubix Raptor is back making me think about building a Knight army including the Bosnian Knight and Killer of Things I Hate.
Yes lmao
Yesss make the Ignis company army!!!!
This channel is the reason I am buildings knights and Solar Aux
I'm trying to leave comments pointing out funny quotes and moments but this video is *SO* chock full of iconically hysterical lines and slapstick I can't get them all. I will take the time to mention that the credits music is positively bonewarpingly perfect. 14:23
It's Children of the Omnissiah, from the Mechanicus OST in case you didn't know
Real
I hope the joke from 6:03 will make it into a Barotrauma video.
I hope the "Your Lordship" makes it into the end of the year edit
at 4:34 I'd like to think whatever abhorrent noise you made overloaded his computer brain
14:00
Fun fact: 23500 Kilometers an hour is about 19 times the speed of sound.
It's also nearly 8 percent the speed of light depending on how heavy that vehicle is it should be considered a high velocity round
13:38 The sheer energy behind this moment is just astounding. 10/10 voice acting.
11:45
Captain Rico * goes to Cyclonic torpedo arming console* “Kaboom?”
Inquisitor Skipper: Yes Captain Rico “Kaboom.”
3:13 Honestly, an entirely understandable and probably correct decision XD
6:03 I love the return of Unenthusiastic Tech Priest and the Stressed-Out Lordship
Also, I like your haircut, Jay :)
I think that is a reference to his modded Barotrauma vids Rubix has
@@ferisczx737 The Ignis cinematic universe has begun
@@ferisczx737100%, same boat and voice actor
06:05 "your lordship, a fleeting chimera has passed the vessel" - techpriest 🤣
14:12 *Corrupted Skiitari lures whole explorator cohort into a slaaneshi trap in an attempt to turn them into the Dark Mechanicum* -- Circa, 41000 th Millenium.
"as long as they don't start Necronifing we should be fine"
'OH GOD THEY'RE NECRONIFING"
"You had to say something. You *HAD* to sa-"
14:05 "We lost a Space Marine" is NEVER a good sign 😂😂😂
I absolutely love the Barotrauma 40K cameo at 06:02! 😆
6:02 looks like the lord paramount and his crew made it through the warp
0:38 That’s a very short full name for a Knight
He intentionally took the short name so he could get to the battle quicker instead of waiting 3 days of listing his titles before getting to killing
Here is a good one:
Lord Horrik Canorem, Knight Valiant Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame. Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto. Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars and the Eradicator
love the little tie-in with the barrotrauma episodes
6:02
Wanted to remind myself
thats what a faceless whimsical spirit inhabiting the internet as previously accused would say
Should've thought like the orkz and got into melee with the shiny metal boyz
11:40 OMG THIS GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!
The Ultramarine like "...hey wait."
@@ryanrollins5541 lOONEY TOONS AHH MOMENT
8:06 Tech priest requesting the removal of an armored obstacle from a venerable Knight.
"You don' even gotta ask bro."
*BOOM*
0:18 thats not an techpriest and he isn't on a very large gun. Such an guardmen way of thinking
Do not blame the simple guardsman for his simple thinking...his commissar doesn't allow questions to be asked 🤣
Here we go again, BOLTS FOR THE MACHINE GOD
4:38 For those curious, I put the binary into translator and got the � symbol, so he was essentially just saying he was confused.
6:40 got me crying 😭😭😭
Same bro it was like the run fucker then I swear to *beep word not found by the God Emperor of Mankind*
I’m happy that the archmagos swear censor protocols also serve a comedic function.
@@blackgem12 word vro
Jay looks… more normal than I had imagined.
"Oh my gosh it's him! He looks... like a... guy. Huh."
Hello, I am the 2% that care what you look like. I was under the assumption that you were in fact a raptor. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined.
Idk what you mean he obviously was a raptor.
1:00 OH MY GOD HE'S REAL
Therapist: "Extremely fast necron does not exist it cannot hurt you"
Extremely fast necron: 11:39 and 12:46
The *gerkling* necron.
7:30 *oh look, a civilian airliner*
5:52 caught me off guard. I spat out my drink and laughed
"one second theyre killing me" has to be one of the most 40k things youve said
DAMN, that Necron was like a Scooby Doo villain! Some unholy hybrid of Charlie The Robot and The Spooky Space Kook!
How did he know that I was here ?! 😅 1:54
You did nothing wrong my Primarch
(I say-Only owning the Magnus model)
@@thedyingmeme6
he did plenty wrong, but the his dad is/was/will be a tvvat
GET A CUP OR PERISH gamersupps.gg/rubix
Ad Mech was a faction I’ve been wanting to play as for a while in Arma so today is the day! Also I’m only now realizing how DUSTY my mirror was when I took that selfie. Anyway thanks for stopping by the video and consider leaving a like if ya enjoy! Helps a bunch!
NOOOO, MY BINGO!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THE SPACE MARINES!!!
What if I get half a cup of
Damn never thought we would get a face reveal
Where are the Toasters/Ancient Technology?
already ordered! now i wait.
11:42, i guess that tech-priest had touched one to many Necron goodies and just had to go.
This is the work of Blood Ravens. So much stuff is suddenly “found” and I’m missing a las rifle.
3:32 The pure fear in that “What” is so good
Poor Cypher trying in vain to wrangle the tech goblins away from the shiny green xenos artifacts.
6:38
Cogbois self-censoring themselves is just great.
Armiger failed where Bosnian Knight would have succeeded.
Yeah
"There you go, fucking nerds had to touch everything"
That Armiger better get a promotion to knight for how effective he was.
Holy shit the ethereal voice attached to this UA-cam channel is a dude and not the whisperings of the dark gods. Can't say I was expecting it.
The sight of Space marine flying above your head at Mach 10 screaming in pain is sure a scary thing
Tweaking Necroblin Goblin was my favorite character this episode
Tweaking Necron Goblin is the Silent King’s strongest warrior.
You may not be faceless, but you are a whimsical spirit who i love, keep it up
13:37 me when i got my pc working
12:38 "the last remaining skitarii in a unit still holding an objective long enough to score" type vibes.
I like the idea that there are multiple versions of Raptor throughout the Imperium of Man simultaneously existing.
It is now my canon that there is a techpriest that sounds like a pirate in the mechanicum.
"Yar, time to kill some hereteks in the name of the Omnissiah... Yar!"
":Your Lordship, I believe a Chimera has passed our vessel.
:What?!"
I spat my drink.
6:30 bro forgot what team he was on there for a second
I was just listening to the "childeren of the Omnissiah" when this got uploaded, the timing could not get better
"It's awful I hate it here" Yeah that sentence can just be copy and pasted onto any Warhammer 40k situation. And also 95% of the situations Ignis is a part of, that's quite the funny coincidence.
You don’t know how happy these make me. Others make similar content but yours is entertaining all the way through
That overclocked necron is just having a fun time
if space marine 2 and arma 3 combined, it would make hands down the best game ever. and also rubix I hope you make more vids on space marine 2 campaign or just of space marine 2.
Praise the Omnissiah! 🍞🍞🍞
Really making me want to make mechanicus missions in arma again
I don’t actually care what you look like, but rather I find it intriguing the guy that _sounds_ slightly like Badger also _looks_ slightly like Badger.
Ah, it seems the crew from Barotrauma are assisting! God Emperor save everyone else...
RUBIX FACE REVEAL RUBIX REVEAL
That's a handsome boy right there!
@@Subject-106 so true bestie
@@sillybingers FRIENDSHIP WINS AGAIN!!!
Admech and thousand sons: *fighting each other noisely*
The Necrons: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP, YOU PRIMITIVES!
Every day we stray further from the Bosnian Knight 😢
That Barotrauma crossover with the Chimera was perfect 🤣
I cannot stress how happy your Content makes me Rubix :)
5:48
"Affirmative, we'll dig in here."
5 seconds of silence.....
(totally digging noises)
0:08 I find this description hilarious
6:05 Nice barotrauma reference!
0:59 nooo i like you being a whimsical faceless spirit
13:38 me when i FINALLY fix my earbuds and they work correctly
6:16 Sonic music intensifies.
Also 6:34 these animations get better every time. Great SM2 censor. 👌
Cameo from "Your lordship" guy! Looks like he made it out of the depths.
The necron speed running was hilarious 😂
11:15
Jay: “Stop trying to steal their loot!”
Me: “Well they are the Mechanicus and this is a tomb world.”
6:04 omg cross-over!
3:44 an this hase become my favorite clip in all of 40k an arma history lol
Glad to see you look *exactly* how you sound like.
.....d e s pe raaaat e E e E e E to FLEAaAaAaA....
6:34 couldn't get around to appreciating the animation cause I was laughing too hard
Looks better than i expected. i thought he would have been a rabtor holding a wifu body pillow and a mic
@11:40 That was DEFFINETLY Trayzn.
genuinely love your 40k videos the most.
This video was one of the funniest I've watched from Rubix
11:41 ese necron amanecio bien loquito ese dia 😂
This is very well timed, I just got my first minis today. I'll probably watch this while assembling them later.
Holy moly. Years of watching Rubix…and I finally see his face. It was as glorious as coming before the golden throne and witnessing the imperial majesty of the Emperor himself!
13:05 this was actually sick
Another bottle of fine wine that will age well over time.
The fact you modded Mechanicus vehicles makes me so happy. You guys are amazing.
00:59 that's what a faceless whimsical spirit would say!