Smash Bros Ultimate, but explained with food

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  • @user-bv3gw4zp3y
    @user-bv3gw4zp3y 5 років тому +8091

    Imagine going into your local grocery store and there is some random guy in the meat isle recording the chicken section

    • @jaydenfurlong6109
      @jaydenfurlong6109 5 років тому +268

      And looking at the herbs while recording

    • @Jayberisk3793
      @Jayberisk3793 5 років тому +253

      And on the way home you see him in the middle of the road with his freshly bought chicken

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 5 років тому +58

      Considering how many FB and Insta food picks there are, it's not too difficult.

    • @zakl940
      @zakl940 4 роки тому +9

      600th like

    • @dabirdie1797
      @dabirdie1797 4 роки тому +2

      How did you make both of the top 2 comments?

  • @DarkMoon6751
    @DarkMoon6751 4 роки тому +5579

    Dougdoug should make a video called “Food but explained with games”

  • @ChronosAnJill
    @ChronosAnJill 5 років тому +718

    These comparisons are so unnecessarly graphic... I just freaking love them.

    • @capybara2515
      @capybara2515 Рік тому +1

      chicken

    • @gorticus
      @gorticus 5 днів тому +1

      why did I write this ​@@capybara2515

  • @jacobschott6955
    @jacobschott6955 3 роки тому +499

    This is actually a weirdly excellent metaphor in terms of helping me (a filthy casul) understand why competitive players hate special stages and items.

  • @GDNachoo
    @GDNachoo 5 років тому +3090

    I hate it when my friend comes and throws pickles on my kitchen

    • @mr.nutcracker8957
      @mr.nutcracker8957 5 років тому +127

      I love to visit my friend and throw pickles at his kitchen

    • @BasedHumanistical
      @BasedHumanistical 5 років тому +63

      Are you telling me, that you don't want to put your pickle into someone's chicken?

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 5 років тому +41

      So you're the people who're assaulting my chicken with pickles?

    • @akmask1258
      @akmask1258 5 років тому +9

      *im pickle RIIIIICK*

    • @GDNachoo
      @GDNachoo 5 років тому +21

      @@akmask1258 don't

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 років тому +1319

    >throws fruit at wall
    >”Game!”

    • @mozza5346
      @mozza5346 5 років тому +20

      Vsauce Puppet The Winner is, Wall!

    • @p.e.miranda2038
      @p.e.miranda2038 5 років тому +18

      @@mozza5346 Wall.... Wins!*
      f for "the winner is"

    • @epicDiggs
      @epicDiggs 5 років тому +2

      Heyyyyyy v sauce

    • @sasgo8452
      @sasgo8452 5 років тому +10

      Smash: throws fruit at wall
      Mortal combat: takes out katana

    • @chessplayer6632
      @chessplayer6632 5 років тому +2

      Pez Emikachu
      😭😭😭
      F

  • @comradedoggo2628
    @comradedoggo2628 5 років тому +2246

    “You throw a poke ball and now you’re Gordon Ramsey” my favorite quote

  • @theketchupboi5371
    @theketchupboi5371 2 роки тому +327

    ''Final destination, no barbecue sauce'' is the funniest line dougdoug has ever said

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +9

      But it’s fun!
      -that guy who likes items (aka also DougDoug)

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord Рік тому +4

      The recurring joke of durians got to be the most amusing tho. Like it isn’t funny in the haha kinda way more in the fun like you just randomly found your favorite food in someone else’s kitchen.

    • @dadatheartist-pt4th
      @dadatheartist-pt4th Рік тому

      He also said chicken breast only meaning Fox only

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins Рік тому +2

      @@ThefifthBishopofGord......
      heres a durian.

    • @This_used_to_be_my_moms
      @This_used_to_be_my_moms 11 місяців тому

      You mean “he doesn’t require any special seasoning😏” 0:49

  • @devslashuser2884
    @devslashuser2884 5 років тому +562

    I'm not sure if I'm learning about smash with food or learning about food with smash

  • @thesudsytoe5969
    @thesudsytoe5969 5 років тому +627

    There’s no correct way to cook a chicken.
    Cooks a chicken to 10 degrees
    Wait isn’t that like walking off the stage

    • @spectral5939
      @spectral5939 5 років тому +44

      Or cooking your chicken over an open camp fire while dancing around it is like taunting (or crouching if you're online) your opponent after they lose a stock.

    • @greenknight421
      @greenknight421 5 років тому +15

      I'm going to go and skip over that joke and explain it with food.
      When you cook a chicken, no matter what recipe it is all of them have a basic foundation of what needs to be done, that seems self-evident in that field. You got to heat chicken to this degrees or above so you can eat it safely. If you want to play Smash Bros. you got to be using the controller and know hot to use it. These are prerequisites, a basis for whatever your doing.

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 5 років тому

      The Sudsy Toe depends on time

    • @Starling2100
      @Starling2100 5 років тому +1

      Cooking a chicken to 10 degrees is walking off the stage and then raging and breaking your controller because you died

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 років тому

      *slaps chicken at 3725 mph

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 5 років тому +345

    I'm starting to feel like you wanted to make an actual cooking show on youtube at first.
    But later thought about how you liked games too and just decided to say "screw it, i'm going to mix it."
    Whatever it was, it's working. Your content is good man.

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 5 років тому +21

      So would you say youtube channels are like smoothies, where some are about cooking, and that's like bacon, and gaming is like pomegranite (because of all the tiny subparts, don't judge me I'm not good at this like DougDoug)? And then you first think 'man there's *no* way those two flavors go together', but then you taste it and are like 'huh, yeah I can see that'.
      And then you click the recommended videos and end up in that weird (and old) spiderman elsa section of youtube and you're just like... this is a durian.

    • @starsage6926
      @starsage6926 5 років тому +1

      69th like yeeeah

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 5 років тому +1

      Honestly I would watch a cooking session by him

    • @Szobiz
      @Szobiz 5 років тому +1

      definitely

    • @Szobiz
      @Szobiz 5 років тому +1

      it would be cool to se him on a "Back to Back Chef" on Bon Appetit channel

  • @breadbread4697
    @breadbread4697 3 роки тому +705

    Imagine this guy's search history, "What food is kirby like?"
    "What part of a Chicken is Fox?"

  • @user-bv3gw4zp3y
    @user-bv3gw4zp3y 5 років тому +1878

    “Final stove, no barbecue sauce, chicken only.” - Doug 2019

  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  5 років тому +410

    I'm a dumbass
    . Luv you guys.
    also I'm gonna finally try livestreaming gaming challenges! Hopefully in the next week or so, gonna be at www.twitch.tv/dougdougw

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 5 років тому +2

      Keep making more explained with food videos!

    • @SwiftStar194
      @SwiftStar194 5 років тому +1

      DougDoug but why food

    • @Zaylin999
      @Zaylin999 5 років тому +2

      I have too much fun with your videos dude! Ironically...I can’t cook...😓

    • @melnewdemon4873
      @melnewdemon4873 5 років тому

      7:30 nearly pulled a callmekevin there.

    • @CoolMovieBro
      @CoolMovieBro 5 років тому

      Make sure to then edit/upload those streams to your UA-cam channel for free views :D

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 3 роки тому +2026

    “There’s crazy stages for crazy people to have dumb pickle adventures” is a very underrated quote

  • @fwemp
    @fwemp Рік тому +57

    Playing Hero is like getting four _very_ foreign and random herbs, that you don't know what they taste like even though they're labeled, every 10 seconds.

  • @why3994
    @why3994 5 років тому +314

    “You need to time your special moves”
    Richter: *laughs in the corner*

    • @aboutmychime5001
      @aboutmychime5001 5 років тому +14

      That's where it is beautiful because Richter and Simon are switched their special moves are just also salt and oil. And their regular moves are really the spice.

    • @why3994
      @why3994 5 років тому +1

      @@aboutmychime5001 no they are just special moves

    • @sub842
      @sub842 5 років тому

      Arigato, Gyro

    • @TheMoped
      @TheMoped 5 років тому

      Corrin spams counter with Richter

    • @lime8823
      @lime8823 5 років тому +1

      Richter: yes, but actually no

  • @misterwuss5456
    @misterwuss5456 5 років тому +526

    "KO your chicken into flavour town"
    * GUY FUIRY RUNNING WILDLY TOWARDS DOUG IN DISTANCE *

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 років тому +879

    “Kirby also has low weight, so he falls slower than Fox does”
    *ANGRY PHYSICISTS WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATON*
    Also you make insanely creative allegories with food, I love it

    • @sarahkucana3
      @sarahkucana3 5 років тому +1

      Oof

    • @sarahkucana3
      @sarahkucana3 5 років тому +1

      Me:throws pokeball
      Me:Gordon Ramsey other here

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 5 років тому +9

      But he does have high buoyancy ;)

    • @coradaphadeli5586
      @coradaphadeli5586 5 років тому

      lol i was gonna say everything falls at the same speed xd

    • @shards7992
      @shards7992 5 років тому

      Actually, due to air resistance, low density things/high surface area things do fall slower. (Drop a piece of paper then a rock)

  • @galegopaulista4564
    @galegopaulista4564 3 роки тому +102

    I think cooking Steve is like having some really great ingredients, but they always run out, so you have to leave the kitchen to buy them all the time.
    Also, you're cooking a cube.

    • @Knuckleblaster
      @Knuckleblaster 2 роки тому +12

      It’s that one Mario Party mini game where you cook a literal cube of meat.

    • @arsonistoftheinternet
      @arsonistoftheinternet Рік тому

      @@Knuckleblaster I was gonna say that lol

    • @flying7900
      @flying7900 Рік тому +2

      Also that cube is the most fantastic food you have ever tasted in your life

  • @destroyerofworlds4663
    @destroyerofworlds4663 4 роки тому +297

    9:31
    "It feels like Ultimate is the most delicious chicken dish you've ever had, but you can't leave your kitchen and eat it anywhere else."
    Doug the psychic

  • @violaman1145
    @violaman1145 3 роки тому +1844

    "Kirby also has low weight so he falls much slower..."
    *NEWTON* has entered the chat

    • @rens4450
      @rens4450 3 роки тому +200

      You dont need newton though, you can test it in real life.
      If you fall from the stairs: you fall pretty fast and hard, but if you for example yeet a baby, it falls just as fast

    • @TheGamingBear22
      @TheGamingBear22 3 роки тому +162

      He’s Right I just tested out a random baby I found in the store in a cart went the exact same speed as a sleeping grandma i found in a place called a "Fun" "eral" who I also threw down the stairs and they both went the same speed
      *What do you mean put on the handcuffs*

    • @koni5883
      @koni5883 3 роки тому +30

      @@TheGamingBear22 r/cursedcomments

    • @DBE_TheZek
      @DBE_TheZek 3 роки тому +13

      Fox is actually very light, like Kirby, so that wouldn’t be a valid reason anyway.

    • @El_Hornio_II
      @El_Hornio_II 3 роки тому +8

      @@rens4450 why throw food down the stairs?

  • @jamesvp4391
    @jamesvp4391 4 роки тому +1571

    "Final stove, no barbecue sauce, chicken breasts only!"

    • @joshrose916
      @joshrose916 4 роки тому +62

      But I just bought Sriracha

    • @Carbon-cringe-human
      @Carbon-cringe-human 4 роки тому +53

      @@joshrose916 NO SAUCE

    • @joshrose916
      @joshrose916 4 роки тому +26

      @@Carbon-cringe-human but i spent 4 bucks on this

    • @lebigfish9492
      @lebigfish9492 4 роки тому +16

      Hey can I play as this chicken that looks like a block

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 4 роки тому +10

      Why only chicken breast?
      I wanna use a gizzard (Kirby)

  • @sombramemer1230
    @sombramemer1230 3 роки тому +473

    Waluigi must be Bacon. Thin, long and everyone wants to have it.

    • @fordsrest
      @fordsrest 3 роки тому +76

      too bad hes not in the chicken aisle

    • @lylesievers7470
      @lylesievers7470 3 роки тому +8

      Well said you two

    • @Richard-Nixon-Gaming
      @Richard-Nixon-Gaming 3 роки тому +18

      @Imakebadvideos What does america have to do with waluigi?

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 3 роки тому +3

      This comment and it's first reply just mesh and I love it

    • @peaaaaar8888
      @peaaaaar8888 3 роки тому +1

      @Imakebadvideos I don’t like you.

  • @plarpman
    @plarpman 5 років тому +1371

    *”FINAL STOVE, NO BARBECUE SAUCE, CHICKEN BREAST O N L Y”*

    • @XTHEDMAN420X
      @XTHEDMAN420X 5 років тому +42

      NO, I WANT BBQ SAUCE ON THE STOVE WITH FALLING PICKLES!

    • @LeafLocrian
      @LeafLocrian 4 роки тому +8

      Such an underrated joke
      (Final destination, no items, fox only)

    • @sillyspaceguys
      @sillyspaceguys 4 роки тому +1

      No I want A4 sauce, Carolina Reapers, and a glass of water on the highway

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 роки тому +2

      What if I don't to pick Chicken Breast? What if I want a stove with a different background? Final Destination honestly is boring to look at.

    • @Annie-rg4if
      @Annie-rg4if 4 роки тому

      Ok

  • @catlamp9894
    @catlamp9894 5 років тому +259

    I never thought I would learn how to most effectively "KO my chicken to flavortown"

    • @angryman...
      @angryman... 5 років тому +1

      **Guy Fieri wants to know your location**

  • @yous5668
    @yous5668 5 років тому +248

    7:20 ‘some guy is dropping pickles everywhere’ I find this way more amusing then it should be

  • @Alexsportstacking
    @Alexsportstacking 3 роки тому +18

    "Combos are when you blend different herbs and spices together"
    Mario: *Instructions unclear, my opponent is covered in olive oil*

  • @itspixpax
    @itspixpax 5 років тому +2461

    People: When is Waluigi going to be a playable character?
    Nintendo: Here's a durian.

  • @Ellicess
    @Ellicess 5 років тому +149

    This entire metaphor means that Smash Bros. is a cook-off.
    Neat

  • @frut_jooos
    @frut_jooos 5 років тому +256

    "Each player develops their own unique strategy" - DougDoug
    *sweats while I spam the up special move on kirby*

    • @MrShifty1
      @MrShifty1 5 років тому +28

      That is like you’ve added 3000 lbs of basil to your gizzard.

    • @lordofdarkness4204
      @lordofdarkness4204 4 роки тому +4

      That is still a strategy

    • @inezukoi8229
      @inezukoi8229 4 роки тому

      I am going Through that

    • @benjamincoram7036
      @benjamincoram7036 4 роки тому

      my 'strategy' is to play mii swordfighter and spam up b and side b.

    • @squidfan6187
      @squidfan6187 4 роки тому +1

      So you're *that* guy huh...

  • @artius2993
    @artius2993 3 роки тому +69

    Doug standing in the street with pickles in a pan has some big vine energy.

  • @EmikaSandra
    @EmikaSandra 5 років тому +1417

    Mario Kart Stage: **exists**
    DougDoug: "It's the same thing as when you try to cook a chicken in the middle of the street."

    • @milkfish1605
      @milkfish1605 5 років тому +12

      EmikaSandra Productions cooking mama ultimate

    • @atua9969
      @atua9969 5 років тому +7

      hahahahahah funnnnny

    • @DannyDog27
      @DannyDog27 4 роки тому +7

      Yes...that is the joke. Congrats on getting the joke

    • @scout802
      @scout802 4 роки тому +3

      VROOOOOOOOOM

    • @christopherpugh5617
      @christopherpugh5617 4 роки тому +1

      EmmE HOOOOOOOORRRNNNN

  • @hectorsjourneys8249
    @hectorsjourneys8249 5 років тому +189

    I feel that at any moment im going to get sold a blue apron subscription

  • @chingchongriceman7260
    @chingchongriceman7260 4 роки тому +769

    "I actually main Gizzard, but i've never heard of a Kirby."

  • @RiffSilverthe1andonly
    @RiffSilverthe1andonly 3 роки тому +18

    “Fox is a fast faller” then just drops a chicken breast. Hope you cleaned the floor

  • @sketchyboi2422
    @sketchyboi2422 5 років тому +346

    And also it's on the switch, so it's like having a portable kitchen and all the ingredients wherever you go.

    • @k8e717
      @k8e717 4 роки тому +5

      Sketchy boi who actually plays smash on the go aside from bringing it to another persons house

    • @loveshiningstar
      @loveshiningstar 4 роки тому +8

      @@k8e717 you'd be surprised how many people do that.

    • @k8e717
      @k8e717 4 роки тому

      Kris Haynes smash is a terrible game for on the go

    • @dozer1431
      @dozer1431 4 роки тому +7

      @@k8e717 Dude it's a great game on the go, I play it at school all the time at lunch and break and whenever there's free time in class, tf you mean

    • @holczy0
      @holczy0 4 роки тому +1

      @@dozer1431 I think he means on a car or something idk

  • @chat2807
    @chat2807 5 років тому +395

    And ironically
    Some characters make people salty

  • @HexterXD
    @HexterXD 5 років тому +506

    5:53
    You just throw a pokéball and now you are *Gordan Ramsey.*
    Dude that is scary

  • @magolor2706
    @magolor2706 3 роки тому +28

    "And this one's Poo from Earthbound so we just took a shit on it"
    I feel like a 5 year old for laughing at this

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +354

    Your videos make me hungry and I wouldn't have any other way.

  • @thatunknowndoot
    @thatunknowndoot 5 років тому +221

    “There is no correct recipe”
    *gordon Ramsey would like to know your location*

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +385

    Super Smash Bros Ultimate is the ultimate buffet

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 5 років тому +3

      Its YOU again

    • @wowiexist9875
      @wowiexist9875 5 років тому +2

      How are you here as well?! WHAT ARE YOU?!

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 5 років тому +2

      @@wowiexist9875 That... Thing... Its everywhere at once, yet nowhere at all... it looks like chara, but its not...
      ITS GASTER

    • @wowiexist9875
      @wowiexist9875 5 років тому +3

      @@gabesterwitz9054 *GASP*
      Beware the man who speaks in comments!

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 5 років тому

      @@wowiexist9875 Oh noses

  • @pokemontrainerduane1
    @pokemontrainerduane1 3 роки тому +10

    Why is this really accurate with how fun items are? I was in tears at the barbeque sauce analogy.

  • @DavidMcCarthy08
    @DavidMcCarthy08 4 роки тому +333

    7:54 "For crazy people to have dumb pickle adventures."
    -DougDoug

  • @Thure.
    @Thure. 4 роки тому +936

    “Well, what are ultimates?”
    “Cocaine”

  • @Larantula
    @Larantula 5 років тому +294

    "You just throw a pokeball, and now you're Gordon Ramsay."
    hmm...
    **Uses pokeball**
    **A ditto comes out, which turns into a gourmet meal**
    huh.

    • @dy1ss244
      @dy1ss244 5 років тому +3

      This is some serious gormet shit

    • @magalahi6seventy284
      @magalahi6seventy284 5 років тому +2

      When u find master ball you are a cooking god

    • @AveHortor
      @AveHortor 5 років тому

      Neat.

  • @heathera7973
    @heathera7973 Рік тому +14

    I imagine pressing a bumper to escape a combo is like some dude entering your kitchen and poisoning your chicken with salmonella

  • @villager6738
    @villager6738 5 років тому +2487

    Next: *Food, but explained with Smash Bros Ultimate*
    Edit: never had over 2k likes before :3

    • @IanMalcolm99
      @IanMalcolm99 5 років тому +126

      hey so how do i cook a steak?
      well first you need to use bowsers neutral b, but not too much otherwise it'll taste like shit

    • @electricjuggernaut2941
      @electricjuggernaut2941 5 років тому +16

      @@IanMalcolm99 just lightly sear it

    • @creptical4965
      @creptical4965 5 років тому +14

      @Blatant Jojo Reference and don’t forget to get some A1 sauce if you want some,so if you do,waste your money

    • @Baseballboomin
      @Baseballboomin 5 років тому +3

      Then season with salt and pepper

    • @sIudger
      @sIudger 5 років тому +25

      Step 1: Take Mr Game and Watch.
      Step 2: Summon chef Kawasaki.
      Step 3: Neutral B.
      Step 4: ???
      Step 5: Profit.

  • @tannermiller286
    @tannermiller286 5 років тому +82

    Nintendo:This one is waluigi so we carved "not in smash" into it
    DougDoug:*cries*

  • @slurmp
    @slurmp 4 роки тому +429

    "most my favorite plays with friends is with items" screen: *fighting CPU*

    • @deilek6990
      @deilek6990 4 роки тому +12

      WrappingTime he was no friends, just a lie

    • @mranxiety9995
      @mranxiety9995 4 роки тому +9

      Bro don't make fun of us

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 роки тому +17

      Don’t make fun of his friend being called CPU you bully

    • @slurmp
      @slurmp 4 роки тому

      @@missingindy they must've hacked to get that grey name color cause only CPUs can have that color

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 роки тому +1

      @@slurmp btw I’m making a joke if you can’t tell

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 Рік тому +6

    Luigi is like sausage and mash. The mash (neutrals) is good on it’s own, the sausage (specials) is good on it’s own, the peas (aerials) are good on their own and so is the gravy (the taunts). But sometimes if you get a bite of everything, it’s glorious. That’s Luigi’s combo game. He’s good enough using one section of his moveset, but to reach peak flavour you have to put it all together. But you have to do it properly. If you put sausage, mash, gravy and peas in a bowl and grind them together, it’ll be a weird, gooey mess and looks disgusting. If you just spam moves on Luigi, you lose. If you have the perfect amount on your fork, then Luigi is insane.

  • @bagelpenguin6499
    @bagelpenguin6499 5 років тому +514

    Me: Nintendo can you fix online?
    Nintendo: *HERES A DURIAN*

    • @gigerbits
      @gigerbits 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 років тому +15

      In Marioparty DS, one of the trophies is just a durian fruit.
      So they actually did that once.

    • @yasuowindrunner895
      @yasuowindrunner895 5 років тому +8

      i was drinking water while reading this and i almost died form laughing XD

    • @Fredomato
      @Fredomato 5 років тому +1

      Here's a TV that looks like an apple.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 років тому

      Nathan Gamble D U R I A N

  • @Pixelflame5826
    @Pixelflame5826 4 роки тому +160

    Explaining my Ultimate experience with food: I can't cook.

    • @hoyquarlow6908
      @hoyquarlow6908 3 роки тому +1

      well practice not using pickles and peppers and bbq sauce or just stop making chicken

    • @Pixelflame5826
      @Pixelflame5826 3 роки тому +1

      @@hoyquarlow6908 I've been working with a basic grill and have been trying so many seasonings yet none if them taste right.

    • @resipticles546
      @resipticles546 3 роки тому +1

      @@Pixelflame5826 maybe try using less seasonings

    • @flamexp9867
      @flamexp9867 3 роки тому +1

      Pixelflame Gaming try a chicken that’s easy to cook,when I bought smash,I stuck with a gizzard,and I got better and moved onto other chickens.

    • @kirbyquartz5609
      @kirbyquartz5609 3 роки тому +1

      Even turning on pickle ovens and BBQ sauce won’t help

  • @Frys_The_Cat
    @Frys_The_Cat 5 років тому +296

    “There are crazy stages for crazy people to have dumb pickle adventures” I wanna have a dumb pickle adventure

  • @EmikaSandra
    @EmikaSandra 5 років тому +1051

    DougDoug: "Fox falls fast, just like a chicken breast."
    Chicken Breast: **drops on the floor**
    DougDoug: "Kirby is a gizzard. He falls slowly."
    Gizzard: **drops on the floor at the exact same speed as the chicken breast**

    • @storm_fling1062
      @storm_fling1062 5 років тому +45

      Actually it falls slower

    • @icantthinkofanything798
      @icantthinkofanything798 5 років тому +27

      Lol I noticed that too. Physics I guess

    • @ismaeldominguez1582
      @ismaeldominguez1582 5 років тому +44

      We’ve proved Galileo wrong. Fuck you Galileo

    • @jasperkra-caskey2048
      @jasperkra-caskey2048 5 років тому +28

      Ismael Dominguez actually you didn't prove shit cuz his theorem works in a vacuum with no air resistance 😀

    • @ismaeldominguez1582
      @ismaeldominguez1582 5 років тому +9

      Jasper Kra-Caskey shit bruh u right as fuck so fuck...Newton?

  • @Arizonaguzzler
    @Arizonaguzzler 4 роки тому +438

    Drops different meats at different speeds:
    *law of gravity has left the chat*

  • @OriginalCreatorSama
    @OriginalCreatorSama 5 років тому +316

    "Fighters also have a weight and a falling speed..."
    Yes. How are you going to explain this with food?
    *raw meat hits the floor*
    *gigglesnort* EXCELLENT!!!

    • @TaxEvasion1452
      @TaxEvasion1452 5 років тому

      Creator Sama wth is gigglesnort

    • @lol_fruits
      @lol_fruits 5 років тому +5

      @@TaxEvasion1452 a giggle and a snort combined

    • @TheTraveler980
      @TheTraveler980 5 років тому

      @@lol_fruits Listen to Gaige from Borderlands 2, she'll give you a gigglesnort.

    • @inktouhou
      @inktouhou 5 років тому

      PLA!

  • @peterr1752
    @peterr1752 3 роки тому +13

    4:20 as a chef, this gave me the feeling that guys get when another guy gets hit in the nuts.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +213

    Well, there is _one_ wrong way to cook chicken, and that's to undercook it and get salmonella.

  • @scado5679
    @scado5679 4 роки тому +281

    "Explained with food"
    Pac Man: *this is where the fun begins*

    • @Gavin_avi
      @Gavin_avi 4 роки тому

      Just gotta say, never thought I’d see u here Scado

    • @igur_yes.8553
      @igur_yes.8553 4 роки тому +2

      *wacka wacka intensifies* *pac-man activates final smsh*

    • @elfabrip
      @elfabrip 4 роки тому +1

      Kirby:
      Poyo.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 роки тому +1

      Mr game and watch:
      I am good with cooking right?

    • @dmoj680
      @dmoj680 4 роки тому +1

      Proceeds to eat key

  • @Entity_Report
    @Entity_Report 5 років тому +149

    5:52 Because even if you suck, just throw a Pokeball and now your Gordon Ramsay
    Knowledge is power
    Edit:Through is Throw now. Thanks Marx Galactic Ambition

    • @grackleking6413
      @grackleking6413 5 років тому +5

      “Oh whoops, it looks like I put mayo in the spaghetti again” ¯\_(o_O)_/¯

    • @alt._.f488
      @alt._.f488 5 років тому +3

      Oh no, I got mew

    • @chickenuggets5849
      @chickenuggets5849 5 років тому +1

      Knowledge is power
      *spells throw wrong*

  • @robertvermillon9728
    @robertvermillon9728 Рік тому +11

    5:09 “YOUR ARE TRYING NOT TO FUCKING DIE” -Doug

  • @thatguy763
    @thatguy763 5 років тому +236

    No wonder why everytime I get mad at people that keep spam jabbing...
    The SALT TRANSFERS.

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 5 років тому +1

      Use projectiles

    • @JamAttack
      @JamAttack 5 років тому +2

      Does it make you S A L T Y?

    • @JesusChrist-lv7uo
      @JesusChrist-lv7uo 5 років тому

      hey look it’s another spinel WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

    • @JamAttack
      @JamAttack 5 років тому

      @Nolan Jacobs ok?

    • @JamAttack
      @JamAttack 5 років тому

      @Nolan Jacobs Please don't Asalt me

  • @pinesapp
    @pinesapp 4 роки тому +84

    *you just throw a poke-ball and now you're gordon ramsay*
    Gordon Ramsay: You see this bullsh** poke ball? IT'S F**KING RAW!!!

    • @jbaer0
      @jbaer0 4 роки тому

      I just ruined the 69 likes

    • @turtl3912
      @turtl3912 3 роки тому

      No, i did :)

  • @trevor2572
    @trevor2572 5 років тому +176

    "This one's a lizard so we added gizzards"
    Is this a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard reference?

  • @sadistfurret4205
    @sadistfurret4205 3 роки тому +7

    “this chef started throwing pickles everywhere! funniest shit i’ve ever seen”

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 4 роки тому +429

    "Specials are situational"
    Me, a Link main:......... No they aren't

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 роки тому +49

      "It's all about when to use them."
      Sooooo... All the time.

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 3 роки тому +15

      Me when my drift cancels my a attacks:

    • @krispykiwi7286
      @krispykiwi7286 3 роки тому +4

      Yea i just spam up special

    • @budissuperuncool
      @budissuperuncool 3 роки тому +2

      me,a rob main: side special and up smash makes rob my main

    • @dogdiffused
      @dogdiffused 2 роки тому

      as a link main, I agree

  • @joao2479
    @joao2479 4 роки тому +101

    And then there's the Castlevania map, that's like cooking when the lights out and it's god awful.

    • @crystalcarbon
      @crystalcarbon 4 роки тому +11

      windy hill is just trying to cook while playing eggman land without dieing

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 4 роки тому +4

      Pokémon stadium 2 is like cooking but the kitchen layout is changing a bit
      Smashville is like cooking on a extra large basic stove
      Golden plains is like trying to cook and get rich at the same time
      Gamer is like trying to cook but you can’t get spotted

    • @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579
      @vitorgamesdaterrafinal5579 3 роки тому +3

      75m is like cooking in a building in progress, while pieces of metal fall above you

    • @dragonslayeralex3316
      @dragonslayeralex3316 3 роки тому +4

      The great cave offensive is just like trying to cook in the largest kitchen in the world

    • @stupid_little_thing
      @stupid_little_thing 2 роки тому

      Mario Maker is cooking but every minute the kitchen changes shape.

  • @WaggishWizz
    @WaggishWizz 4 роки тому +45

    “Final stove, no barbeque sauce, chicken breast only”
    I felt that

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 3 роки тому +2

    Weight =/= falling speed
    Weight is the knockback resistance. Falling speed is the falling speed.

  • @NychusX
    @NychusX 5 років тому +147

    "strong, neutral flavor."
    Did this man go to culinary school?

    • @1tylerq127
      @1tylerq127 5 років тому +5

      It's a pun/joke, but I would say some things taste more neutral than others and weak neutral would probably be closer to not having their own unique flavor or having more nuanced ways of adding to the dish aside from flavor whereas strong neutral flavor would be closer to having a distinct flavor but still easily lost in the overall flavor of the dish

    • @asneecrabbier3900
      @asneecrabbier3900 5 років тому +1

      neutral like switzerland in both world wars

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 4 роки тому +148

    DougDoug: “It feels like Ultimate is the most delicious chicken dish you’ve ever had, but you can’t leave you kitchen and take it anywhere else”.
    Me undocking my Switch: “Wuzzat now?”

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 роки тому +8

      Me with my switch lite: still can’t fit in my women’s jeans pockets

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 4 роки тому +6

      @@funkydude8196 Does anything fit in woman's jean pockets? Them things are so small for no good reason

    • @Hikarahime
      @Hikarahime 4 роки тому +4

      Pumpkin Guts Don’t get me started in the fake pockets

    • @igunn8632
      @igunn8632 4 роки тому +1

      I know what will fit in those fake pockets
      1 pebble

    • @unionjack0638
      @unionjack0638 4 роки тому

      That's not what he meant---

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 5 років тому +161

    There's Chicken,Young Chicken (0:29) AND Toon Chicken!

  • @superkirby2158
    @superkirby2158 3 роки тому +14

    Man I feel like I learned how to cook by watching this

  • @Tealus
    @Tealus 5 років тому +61

    I think taunts are the aesthetics like the plate and how you put the things on the chicken

    • @abrogaming5976
      @abrogaming5976 5 років тому +16

      Taunts are like how you eat it, you can just eat, eat and say you like it and it's good, or be the guy that loudly goes "mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" after every bite.

    • @Sans9
      @Sans9 5 років тому +3

      Abro Gaming or you can say okey over and over again

    • @abrogaming5976
      @abrogaming5976 5 років тому

      @@Sans9 true

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 5 років тому +4

      Taunts are like different plates, or the drink you want with your chicken, or filters on your photo so it looks good

  • @FamiliarGecko
    @FamiliarGecko 5 років тому +104

    *Instructions unclear;*
    _Smashed the chicken breast out the window._

    • @Imcold1218
      @Imcold1218 5 років тому +12

      *You KO'ed it into flavor-town*

    • @psilogic618
      @psilogic618 5 років тому +3

      ^this right here is an actual funny, original, and high effort comment.

    • @DeathByBlue583
      @DeathByBlue583 5 років тому +3

      Instructions unclear. Smashed the the breast of the chicken.

  • @TheVirtualBomb
    @TheVirtualBomb 5 років тому +35

    Food, but explained with food

    • @jeffreyyou6110
      @jeffreyyou6110 5 років тому +3

      "Cooking is a lot like cooking"

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 років тому +3

      Grilled chicken is like grilled chicken that tastes like grilled chicken with a hint of grilled chicken and seasoned with grilled chicken and tossed with grilled chicken and grilled chicken with a sauce of grilled chicken

  • @shinetropolis4175
    @shinetropolis4175 3 роки тому +6

    "Every part of the chicken falls at a different speed"
    Galileo: Am I a joke to you?

  • @dozy382
    @dozy382 4 роки тому +751

    Apparently, the reason why I suck at Smash Ultimate is because I'm a vegan

  • @thisguyispeculiar
    @thisguyispeculiar 4 роки тому +92

    Playing as Ness is like you take out a Blowtorch and blast it at your friend's chicken.

    • @lylesievers7470
      @lylesievers7470 3 роки тому +3

      But the blow torch is your hand

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +5

      And spit in their eyes.

    • @WillitC.T
      @WillitC.T 2 роки тому +6

      Young link is like buying all the herb seasonings you can, and dumping all that shit on your chicken without even thinking about it.

    • @ChronDoc024
      @ChronDoc024 Рік тому +1

      @@WillitC.T Steve is like you can buy some really good chicken but because it's so good you can't buy enough chicken for more than 2 meals and you keep having to get more every time.

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 5 років тому +44

    I love when someone poisons the food in WoL and you have to avoid existing

  • @BreadShowOfficial
    @BreadShowOfficial 2 роки тому +18

    Let’s just appreciate how much chicken he ruined for this video, true dedication

  • @Bootleg7GrandDad
    @Bootleg7GrandDad 5 років тому +192

    This is all explained by chicken parts even with chicken organs :I
    well that was tasteful :3

  • @mouseyboy427
    @mouseyboy427 5 років тому +62

    This video is amazing! Fantastic content as always, keep it up.

  • @captainwesterly2137
    @captainwesterly2137 4 роки тому +26

    “Me, you, final destination, no barbecue sauce”
    New senior quote idea

  • @zzskyninjazz1821
    @zzskyninjazz1821 2 роки тому +2

    “Can you make good online that isn’t molasses?”
    “…., have a durian.”

  • @GalacticSnow13
    @GalacticSnow13 4 роки тому +24

    To be honest I think this is one of the best explanations of smash I've ever heard

  • @jbkesselman
    @jbkesselman 5 років тому +112

    I want to see a video of you explain which chicken represents which fighter!

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 років тому +15

      Jared K Pichu is a chicken nugget.
      •Light
      •Not very hard to cook
      •Tastes good
      •Not very good for you
      •Cheap
      •Some people hate them

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 5 років тому +8

      Also, Pichu is a baby and chicken nuggets are the favorite food of many babies.

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 5 років тому +6

      Simon and Richter are pink-stuff nuggets... you think they’re proper chicken but it’s a foundation of lies and anyone who makes you eat them is a horrible person

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 5 років тому +10

      Ganon is a raw, bloody whole chicken which you devour while maintaining eye contact with your enemies to psyche them out.

    • @waniel2962
      @waniel2962 5 років тому +4

      R.O.B: Your tablet that you regret biting into.

  • @Paycheck2fan
    @Paycheck2fan 4 роки тому +32

    “Crazy stages for crazy people to have pickle adventures.”
    -DougDoug 2019

  • @YeetoTheYeetafic
    @YeetoTheYeetafic 2 роки тому +2

    So A Gizzard took 22 frames to fall and a Chicken Breast took 20.

  • @jamesbharnocerous1879
    @jamesbharnocerous1879 5 років тому +30

    All you need to know about Smash Ultimate is Samus' melons are now pancakes.
    You're welcome.

  • @mn-rx2nu
    @mn-rx2nu 5 років тому +42

    I’ve been waiting for this notification for so long

  • @djrmx7903
    @djrmx7903 3 роки тому +101

    "There is no correct way to play Smash"
    Melee community: You dare oppose me mortal

  • @leophyte9663
    @leophyte9663 3 роки тому +10

    1:40 2 years after I've watched the video initially and I only just got the "roster" pun... god damn it you genius

  • @DrNarhwal
    @DrNarhwal 4 роки тому +17

    "He will fall down very quickly when he's dropped in the air, just like a chicken breast."
    *PLAP*

  • @DiscoDumpTruck
    @DiscoDumpTruck 5 років тому +18

    I think I actually learned more about cooking chicken then I did about Smash Bros.

  • @overbakedsoup4488
    @overbakedsoup4488 5 років тому +36

    I guess you can say smash ultimate has a big ROOSTER

  • @kaneisastral
    @kaneisastral 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly I think that Super Smash Bros Ultimate is like an eating contest (example: when people have a contest to eat the most hotdogs) and each character is either: a really basic food, any type of meat, dessert, and traditional foods, each item (example: pokemon ball) is spices or toppings. And the smash balls are like a giant meatball or something. And getting new characters is like going to the store and finding more foods to cook. and the levels are like different types of kitchens to cook in. and miis are like going to heaven and creating a food and creating a course is like being a builder and creating your own kitchen.

  • @SilverThyme
    @SilverThyme 5 років тому +159

    Him: *Own unique recipe*
    Me: **Button mashing noises**

    • @Youhadabadday2021
      @Youhadabadday2021 5 років тому +13

      That's the same thing as throwing every salt, herb, and spice on your chicken and seeing what works.

    • @lesleygalvin3239
      @lesleygalvin3239 4 роки тому +2

      @@Youhadabadday2021 that's the scp foundation as well when It comes to 682
      Throw the new scp at it and see what happens

    • @jamesyun8444
      @jamesyun8444 4 роки тому

      Scp 173 holy shit you’re a genius

    • @want-diversecontent3887
      @want-diversecontent3887 4 роки тому

      Youhadabadday
      Ness players are like you dump a bunch of salt on your chicken breast.
      Sure, salt is good, but what the fuck?
      As a Ness player, I’m trying to come up with a strategy that can get the opponent closer to me, but it utterly fails

    • @erbnie
      @erbnie 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, my special blend of seasoning, called “spamming”