and it illustrates a very human experience police are fucking ruthless they killed the innocent beatboxer just for being associated with kevins character. rip beatboxer and most importantly fuck the police
"People back then were illiterate" Yesn't. It is true that people back then were statistically illiterate, but that's only because those statistics recorded the literacy in Latin, not in whatever language was spoken by the peasantry. Most any peasants could read and write at least at a basic level in their own language. A great example for this is a medieval English cookbook which was written by a peasant for peasants. Another example would be a note written by a Russian peasant with coal on a piece of tree bark in which he asks his wife to send him a few shirts because he forgot to take them with him.
@@andrewoxford1322 I wish I could answer with "in school", as that's what it should be, but I learned that from UA-cam - or rather UA-cam channels that cover those kinds of historical topics. If you are interested in learning more about the middle-ages, then I can generally suggest channels like Modern History TV, Shadiversity, Skallagrim and Tod's Workshop, especially since these people don't only do proper research, but also test everything that can reasonably be tested in real life. In this specific case, I learned it from Shadiversity - in particular these two videos: ua-cam.com/video/-abyQLl8mPI/v-deo.html ua-cam.com/video/kISM2od3BJ0/v-deo.html A general word of advice when dealing with history: it's a science for a reason. A lot of it is theories which are based on a few known facts, and especially the further we look into the past and the less actual evidence we have, the less accurately are we able to tell what actually happened. History is sadly not nearly as cleanly cut as many people seem to believe and sometimes objects are found that completely disprove certain common theories and completely disrupt what we assumed to be true. In short: Take everthing in history with a grain of salt unless there's very clear proof of something.
The continuity in the CMKCU (CallMeKevin Cinematic Universe) is amazing. In this video, we learned the origin of the crossbow killer, and, in a surprise twist, we discovered that the crossbow killer was a man *dressed as* a woman, not actually a woman. In keeping with the lore of the channel, we see clearly that there was no way Kevin could catch the crossbow killer when in fact he was the crossbow killer. A stupendously written story. We would expect nothing less from the mind behind "The Supermarket Monster." 10/10
Your guy punches out the other guy after running around playing what's presumably a loud-ass lute, then says, "That's what you get for being too loud" XD
I can’t be the only one who seen “Grand Theft Auto But It’s Medieval” and immediately thought that it was going to be The Chaos Mod, with Michael, Franklin and Trevor dressed in Medieval costumes 😂
Must have been corrected, it was definitely saying Don't Starve when I posted. Huh, guess systemic change is possible if you bully the algorithm into correcting itself =))
kevin: *fumbles for 34 years to load his crossbow* kevin: *immediately shoots 11 metres away from knight* i'm gonna need some oxygen cause i can't breathe
There were actual leaks (that may or may not have been true) that rockstar was talking about making a medieval game similar to red dead but with knights. Could have been amazing but probably about 10 years development away
90% of the way through the video, Kevin *finally* decides that picking up the literal loads of equipment and weapons laying everywhere is a good idea....
I love this game's humor. It's so diverse. Everything from a major reference to Monty Python all-the-way to the gag with the _clearly explosive_ barrels not being explosive. The game seemed all-over-the-place at first, but I think I get it now, and it's pretty entertaining. Would love to see another video on it.
Kevin should definitely play this again, such a good game and goes so well with his humour! I often find myself going for some of his old videos like the Harry Potter and Sims and this one now is one of them.
the penguin on the desk is wholesome also LMAOOO god I love how funny this game is. they have a beautiful mix of jokes and immersion. HE'S THE CROSSBOW KILLER THE MONTY PYTHON JOKES HAHA
Pleeeeease keep playing this, Kevin! I oroginally didn't want to click on the video for some reason but honestly kept laughing till I cried and I'd love to see more! I love the cheeky history and Monty Python references too!
16:12 OMG there is a scene in a movie with that black knight getting his limbs cut off going "HEY im not done fight ME I will head but you if I have to!" Movie it was in is national lampoon in the holy grail
“I’m the crossbow killer!”
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Honestly, Kevin's version is
"you either die as a villain, or live long enough to be a worshipped as a god"
Tbh the real villian is mysogyny in video games
Ironically this game and that operator game were made by the same company
@@communistcomputergod6449 Just the games you are playing, you should expand your horizons a little
@@communistcomputergod6449 misogyny in the media is a problem yes, but I'm not sure how it relates to this comment, or video
“I’m a lover, not a fighter.” You’ve kicked children across the garden.
that's just Kevin's feet aggressively loving the baby
It's his own personal brand of love and also you can't say the child put up much of a fight so the statement passes consistency checks if you ask me.
Tough love.
He loves kicking children. Clearly, a lover.
And it was hardly a fight, was it?
“It ain’t much but it’s honest work”
“Yknow what, I’d rather play video games for a living instead”
I relate to this so much
Congratulations to heart !
Fair enough, I'd rather be doing the same thing too.
@@Vendaro thank you :D
Congrats on the heart!
so relatable
This game is Kevin’s hometown, everything is just funny, chaotic, and questionable at the same time.
Indubidably
Cork looks different here
@@danielsmith3215 Tis a silly place
Oh Yeah, because he's just ooohh so crazy And chaotic
@@dylanmonstrum1538 Yeah you got it buddy :)
"It's not much...but it's honest work"
Jim Pickens: "No, No. We don't do that here."
congrats on the heart!!!
@@callmeturg thank, Turg
I see you everywhere and it's nice to see you here again
In the eyes of Jim, trapping people in the basement and forcing them to paint is honest enough for him
@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 i mean, u got a point-
Accidentaly making friends with a beatboxer because he stole a lute is the exact kind of chaos I expect from Kevin
Or a D&D campaign.
Lute box?
and it illustrates a very human experience police are fucking ruthless they killed the innocent beatboxer just for being associated with kevins character. rip beatboxer and most importantly fuck the police
Turns out the addiction is not just to the Chaos mod, but GTA as well.
You may be addicted to chaos
If he steals all the cars they can't hurt him no more
I still hate that he skipped the torture mission halfway through I've been looking foreward to that for weeks
Oh no hahah
well i've been playing gta for like a decade so yeah, gta is pretty addictive.
"I make it a point to attack people who can't defend themselves."
Explains why he kicked a baby all the way up to the highest of heavens.
which video was that even because I've been looking for it
@@solaaaaaaaace don't know if you're still looking for it but it's "Babysitting Mama"
Hey there friends: today, we’re going to be a peasant
Kevin thou art already a peasant
Never did I see a comment so early yet funny
@@bruhbruh1167 thank you, I did try
lol yes thou art
A peasant to Jim yes.
More like a present
“And now my bard is just beatboxing over my lifeless body!”
Words to live by
You mean die by
Police: *start attacking beat boxer*
Beat boxer: *beat boxing intensifies*
Oh, Sans! You were always funny!
lmao
@@Biomage glad ya think so pal
@@sanstheskeleton6112 I just started a true pacifist on undertale so I you don’t have to kill me!
...right?
@@anonymouswhitecircle5236 Sans didn't respond so does that mean you'll live another day or...-(・-・;)ゞ (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
*clinks coconut halves together and sings:* "Brave Sir Kevin ran awaaaaay!" 😂
NI!
When danger reared its ugly head/he bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave, brave sir Kevin!
@@touchdom ran bravely away
@@PewPewPlasmagun I didn't! Lies, all lies!
Brave Sir Kevin, he was not afraid to die in nasty ways
"I make it a point to not fight people who can defend themselves"
*Flashback to Kevin kicking the baby*
Weak baby
@D'niro Gavin yes we do
that baby was evil and you know it
Without context, this sounds reeeeeal bad..
With context a tiny bit better
@@squeakboy3666 you're right. We make a point to bring it up AT LEAST once a week.
"People back then were illiterate"
Yesn't.
It is true that people back then were statistically illiterate, but that's only because those statistics recorded the literacy in Latin, not in whatever language was spoken by the peasantry. Most any peasants could read and write at least at a basic level in their own language.
A great example for this is a medieval English cookbook which was written by a peasant for peasants.
Another example would be a note written by a Russian peasant with coal on a piece of tree bark in which he asks his wife to send him a few shirts because he forgot to take them with him.
Very cool, where did you learn that?
@@andrewoxford1322 I wish I could answer with "in school", as that's what it should be, but I learned that from UA-cam - or rather UA-cam channels that cover those kinds of historical topics.
If you are interested in learning more about the middle-ages, then I can generally suggest channels like Modern History TV, Shadiversity, Skallagrim and Tod's Workshop, especially since these people don't only do proper research, but also test everything that can reasonably be tested in real life.
In this specific case, I learned it from Shadiversity - in particular these two videos:
ua-cam.com/video/-abyQLl8mPI/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/kISM2od3BJ0/v-deo.html
A general word of advice when dealing with history: it's a science for a reason. A lot of it is theories which are based on a few known facts, and especially the further we look into the past and the less actual evidence we have, the less accurately are we able to tell what actually happened. History is sadly not nearly as cleanly cut as many people seem to believe and sometimes objects are found that completely disprove certain common theories and completely disrupt what we assumed to be true.
In short: Take everthing in history with a grain of salt unless there's very clear proof of something.
I see you are a Shadiversity appreciator too
@@firekeeper1870 thanks man
@Dumb Genius It's more comparable to... well, languages. Still plenty of those, and a fair number of people who don't know more than their own.
Kevin starting the game off getting chased while playing an instrument seems like the most Kevin thing imagined.
also running around while yelling "I'm a lover not a fighter" while he punched some guy and killed the guy with the lute because he wanted the lute XD
This is close to what would happen if there was a GTA-style game set in the Shrek universe.
Only OG’s will remember when Kevin was not late.
I remember it like it was yesterday
He twetted today that he'd upload later than usual (2 hours to be specific)
He also posted the same thing on a community post on yt
Got slightly concerned when I refreshed for about an hour and nothing happened... I’m not obsessed
@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 who uses Twitter and watches kevin, community post should be better...
@@RyhoLV THATS WHAT HE DID
as Kevin once said: "Time to put the Evil in Medieval."
This video is the equivalent of showing up late to class but making up for it by giving a great presentation
The continuity in the CMKCU (CallMeKevin Cinematic Universe) is amazing. In this video, we learned the origin of the crossbow killer, and, in a surprise twist, we discovered that the crossbow killer was a man *dressed as* a woman, not actually a woman. In keeping with the lore of the channel, we see clearly that there was no way Kevin could catch the crossbow killer when in fact he was the crossbow killer. A stupendously written story. We would expect nothing less from the mind behind "The Supermarket Monster." 10/10
"We got like rap songs and everything" No Kevin, they're called rhapsodies.
They’re quite popular in Bohemia.
The queen loves them
Your guy punches out the other guy after running around playing what's presumably a loud-ass lute, then says, "That's what you get for being too loud" XD
The Grand Theft Auto addiction is getting worse, now Kevin is playing Medieval versions of it
Grand Rogue Crusader
Grand thievery abbey
It's missing the chaos mod 🤣
What's the name of the game tho
@@BadmanAnimates Rustler
This game seems great and I’d love to see more. The Monty Python references were gold too!
The Monty Python jokes made my heart warm.
Ikr! Those were my fav moments
I think that might be heartburn
Yeah Kevin use-ally makes hearts stop.
I think u should get that checked out mate
Kevin should play Complete Waste of Time, it is completely cursed. Demonitisation city tho
I just love how Kevin seems to have the time of his life playing this.
“Gimme the lute”- The notorious K.E.V
Was waiting to find this comment lol
This is the game I'm most disappointed didn't get a series. It looks great and so fitting for Kevin.
I can’t be the only one who seen “Grand Theft Auto But It’s Medieval” and immediately thought that it was going to be The Chaos Mod, with Michael, Franklin and Trevor dressed in Medieval costumes 😂
Me too, that would have been hilarious 😂
Let’s hope this game gets a chaos mod some day too lol
It's regular gta but the skins are all ren fair
I thought it was a big medieval overhaul mod for gta
Yup that's exactly what I thought
Kevin should do a series on this game it's perfect with his humor 😂
Game: "I am called Rustler!"
Kevin: "This is Medieval GTA!"
UA-cam: "DON'T. STARVE."
🤣
No
it says rustler to me
says Rustler for me
Must have been corrected, it was definitely saying Don't Starve when I posted.
Huh, guess systemic change is possible if you bully the algorithm into correcting itself =))
3:32. Tonight on knights
We have a suspect running around on a stolen white Bronco
genius.
@@draacthedestroyer74 thx. Hope you got the reference
kevin: *fumbles for 34 years to load his crossbow*
kevin: *immediately shoots 11 metres away from knight*
i'm gonna need some oxygen cause i can't breathe
"Today we're gonna be a peasant"
Its Harvesting season lads!
"And today we're gonna be a peasant"
kevin's playing the story of my life
I felt that
I also felt that
*Turgs sadly*
"Oh my god those horses have sirens on them" i never laughed so hard in my life
Kevin: "They wake up at midnight."
Me: MID-KNIGHT
I never thought GTA V, Stardew Valley, and Monty Python would meld together so perfectly
There’s a reference to the Witcher too
I’m not even two minutes into the video and Kevin is already assaulting an innocent lute player, which seems weirdly on brand
"You are such a little Midevil bastard aren't ye'?"
-Kevin 2021
“Grand Theft auto but you’re a peasant” okay well that’s THE best pitch I’ve ever heard
There were actual leaks (that may or may not have been true) that rockstar was talking about making a medieval game similar to red dead but with knights. Could have been amazing but probably about 10 years development away
Your name is Kevin
True
Jareds dad
No it's not I don't believe you
Not wrong
@@jaredsdad8361 Jareds dad are you jareds dad
0:43 I’m almost sure that’s a reference to Roach from The Witcher 3 🤣
If it is, well played!
"He's just frantically beat-boxing!"
This game is fun! I did not expect all those Monty Python jokes!
"Adding my own unique element to the band"
Ah yes: there was the air nation, water nation, earth nation, fire nation and of course, the Kevin nation
"Then everything changed when the Kevin Nation attacked."
@@coolbeans6312 only the asmr, master of all nations, could stop him. But when the world needed him most, Kevin took him out of frame and we panicked
hey ! you forgot the awol nation
Kevin nation army
I think we would all love a cover of “Mud on the Tires”, just sayin’
That penguin is such a great new addition to the Kevin cinematic universe.
Bit of lore: he's called asmr and makes regular appearances on CMKs streams 😁
@@dogee1985 yes we freak out when we don't see him because we don't have object permanence
Thanks!
I’d love to see plushie of Jim Pickens with “lute strangler” and “crossbow killer” as his lil tshirts
90% of the way through the video, Kevin *finally* decides that picking up the literal loads of equipment and weapons laying everywhere is a good idea....
Fun fact: before the printing press, people just speld Inglish how thay wanted.
If we both understand, it don't flecklin matr
I need someone to clip Kevin saying "gimme the lute" as Travis Scott's ad lib in Sicko mode please!
Ill try to lol
You know it was a Biggie song first right?
14:22 "You see this shit, son?"
This game is gold
kevins character did bad things before kevin was even in control. games are getting too meta.
I’m just waiting for Kevin’s face to stretch vertical after the headphone snap
As it turns out, people are not fond of a guy riding around on a horse, playing the lute and singing obnoxiously. I don't understand why.
don't forget the beat box man
He was taken from us too soon...
@@thekaardman9885 good thing we didn't name him
Random evil villain: there is someone causing me trouble
Kevin w/ murder in his eyes: say less
Kevin: and today, we are going to be a peasant
oh, how the tables have turned, Kevin
If the game is that chaotic before Kevin starts playing, you know it's gonna be an greater video. 😂😂😂
*Stands in the direct middle of a fist fight*
"wHy thEy hIt MEEE?"
1:38 anyone else sing "I'm a bad, bad, bad" after he yelled "GIMME THE LUTE!"? 😂
You can find a person in a haystack. That's where cows usually hide their victims.
Definitely more of this please Kevin if your up for it
day 1 of telling kevin how much i love him for just being him, which is a good, quick little summary of who he is: a king
love u big bro
I love this game! It’s sooooo good! 😂 I was cracking up this whole vid! Keep it up Kevin!
Tomorrow's upload :
"Rustler but it's destroyed by chaos mod"
I love this game's humor. It's so diverse. Everything from a major reference to Monty Python all-the-way to the gag with the _clearly explosive_ barrels not being explosive.
The game seemed all-over-the-place at first, but I think I get it now, and it's pretty entertaining. Would love to see another video on it.
This game is just medieval Kevin and I’m so here for it.
*ENTIRE French Army summoned to the area, converging on Kevin with murderous intent*
"Shit, i think the Guards heard me."
"I'm a lover not a fighter"
I don't think your Sim would agree
These new enhanced thumbnails are looking really cool, Kevin! I really am liking the new look!
i’d love a chaos mod of this, maybe there’ll be cow rain or extreme griefer plague rat
Kevin should definitely play this again, such a good game and goes so well with his humour! I often find myself going for some of his old videos like the Harry Potter and Sims and this one now is one of them.
1:36
“What rap songs do you listen to Kevin?”
Kevin: It’s complicated
1:55 looks like Geralt chasing Jaskier lmao
I was looking for a comment like this! As soon as he saved the bard who slept with that guy’s wife I was like “dandelion is that you??”
Why did Kevin only attack the musician?
Coz he had some legendary lute
the penguin on the desk is wholesome
also LMAOOO god I love how funny this game is. they have a beautiful mix of jokes and immersion.
HE'S THE CROSSBOW KILLER
THE MONTY PYTHON JOKES HAHA
Someone needs to write a song called: he beat boxed music way right into my heart
I actually wouldn’t mind a 1960s take back to the MOB days almost like Mafia 2 but GTA form
The Irish potato famine looked stranger than I imagined....
Pleeeeease keep playing this, Kevin! I oroginally didn't want to click on the video for some reason but honestly kept laughing till I cried and I'd love to see more! I love the cheeky history and Monty Python references too!
Day 615 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
That would be very cool. This was one of my favorite childhood games
And here I thought I had watched all of Kevin’s videos. I am finding gems even after two years of it being uploaded.
9:16
Kevin: "We're kinda like goth punk you know, so it suits the vibe"
Me (a goth punk): It's too late now Kevin dear, you've joined the dark side!!
I can’t be the only one who noticed Kevin’s manly chest hair at the beginning
Absolutly not the only one ;)
Almost makes one wish he had such.
I could have chest hair that magnificent.
Should've been a chaos mod in BC years, where griefer Jesus can't hurt you
Nice, it's not just GTA-like, it's OG top down GTA too... And Monty Python references? I'm sold :D
This just proves that Kevin would be a bard in a fantasy world
Very funny. Love how you play.
Reminds me of how Runescape use to look and and play almost.
Kevin went from among us, to beanie wearing twenty one pilots shirt, to gta and chaos mods
This game is ridiculous and I adore it. Please play more! I really need goofy medieval bards and Monty Python references in my life right now 💕
All this talk of old timely instruments reminds me of a Simpsons quote:
"I have two questions for you. One where's the fife ,and two, gimme the fife."
When you're drunk watching Kevin and he talks about spinning and gives you the spins, love you Kev but thanks for that one
Day 277 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
277? Christ
Lets get to a year bois
Dang
I despise people who do this "day 50" shit. Its not funny or interesting
Barry B Benson
16:12 OMG there is a scene in a movie with that black knight getting his limbs cut off going "HEY im not done fight ME I will head but you if I have to!" Movie it was in is national lampoon in the holy grail
I was warned but the lateness still confuses me and makes me feel its earlier
This game looks awesome and the way they view horses as cars is hilarious.
This game should have a mission where you have to spot all the monty python references 😂😂
Why do I get more joy watching Kevin play, than actually playing any video game