@@yeaman8111 did you: a. dislike and report yourself b. coincidentally have the same name or c. change your name to match theirs because all of these possibilities are odd
Kevin’s ancestors were threatened by blight, which caused the potato famine. Kevin is threatened by Blythe, the bot which nearly won against him in the game of life 2.
my mom is in the hospital for the first time in my life im alone at home taking care of the animals and i just sat down after 43 hours of hospital stuff, i just saw this video uploaded and im glad because ive seen every single video on this channel, a good 15 minutes of cheering up before going back to this mess, truly happy about this thank you Kevin.
I guess you should consider taking a... PAIGE out of Kevin's book 😁😁 Hope things pick up soon, I think everyone is struggling in some way or another 😊✌️
“You know what Paige, you’ve earned it. You didn’t have an easy life. You have no family, and you’re sitting in that trailer doing nothing” Uh wow Kevin, you didn’t have to call me out like that
6:36 Well to be fair, the only reason Blythe is upfront is because the cat has no thumbs otherwise that cat would have them both in the back seat. Why do you think he changed his job to pet groomer? We all know who really runs this household
kevin getting the best possible outcome out of 6 on the first try, the game auto-accepting it, and then getting angy and demanding to let him gamble is peak kevin
you know seeing kevin portray himself as a vilain makes me wonder that the reason i want to be a villain is not because my friends joke around about me being trash but the the comfort of knowing the reponsibilities i lack from a hero which assures me thanks kevin i learned something from you
Noooooo, you don't suck at life, Kevin! You have a very successful not-cult going, full of not-cultists who care about you and your well-being. 😌 I would call that a win.
This game has a nonbinary option! There's 3 choices for the spouses and the third one is in a white suit with a vail, it's like a little of both, that's so awesome!
Every time I re-watch this and Kevin hovers over the button to change the NPC names while complaining about how he can't change the NPC names my blood pressure goes up ten points.
So Kevin, since you will want to touch a crash dummy's face, you should know that they have a kind of paint that comes off to show were they touch on the car in their crash. So if they have two colours on the face you will have to think about if you want free paint on your fingers.
Apparently the way to win life is to never worry about your own happiness and instead load up on houses and loans! . . .why does this feel like the perfect way to describe late-stage capitalism?
"I don't know how safe it is to have your wife and child on the back of your scooter." Vietnam. I once saw someone moving a dresser on the back of their scooter. If they weren't transporting an entire family with three kids, frankly, I'd just be disappointed.
Great news Kevin! If you wait long enough to push him off the cruise ship, chances are you'll face NO legal repercussions! His disappearance probably won't even be investigated!
Kevin: do I want a baby or a bed
This coming from the guy who bought a grilled cheese sandwich maker instead of a bath in the sims
@chill @ disliked and REPORTED you
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@chill @ why?
@@ballistichorse6221 it was self promoting
@@yeaman8111 did you:
a. dislike and report yourself
b. coincidentally have the same name
or c. change your name to match theirs
because all of these possibilities are odd
Kevin’s ancestors were threatened by blight, which caused the potato famine. Kevin is threatened by Blythe, the bot which nearly won against him in the game of life 2.
Evolution
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History repeats itself, just in a different situation. One is death, the other may or may not result in death
It’s a threat the blight is returning blight 2 the sequel
@@hagrid3348 yes
"today we're playing the game of life, and lord knows i'm bad at this one"
felt that on a spiritual level
Day 1 of calling call me turg epic
@@bramjansen969 why thank you!
thank you kevin :)
@@callmeturg i have been following your comments on this channel for over a good 6 months now, i guess its time to send some appreciation back
ua-cam.com/video/vLLF89xkDE8/v-deo.html.
I hope white Kevin wins this time, he had a lot of potential in life 1.
@chill @ losers self promote
But he is way to bright and pale but hopefully
Hagrid
Kevin only lost cause Kevin was a little bastard 🙄🖐️
@@ironicpineapple wdym Kevin was the bastard not Kevin
Paige is the only npc that Kevin is ever genuinely in a good relationship with
The pure rage he’s playing with contrasting the bright, cheery game gives me immense joy.
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@Hagrid that too
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@@kermit5760 hagrids amazing videos
“Jesus, Paige is miserable!” UM I come to this app for fun, not to be reminded of my loans and depression thank you
Same girl same
All my fellow paiges
We should all unite in our misery.
I am also a paige
Sheesh yall are a pain
as a paige who's never heard my name in a game before, i'm taking this as a sign to treat myself and buy two houses
Go for it!
Hello Paige, does your name mean something different than a piece of paper or is that only spelled as page?
Me too girl
@@djej6524 Well then so am i
you must love books tho, they have tons of PAiGES
Kevin is the only person I'd watch play a 4 person board game..by himself
my mom is in the hospital for the first time in my life im alone at home taking care of the animals and i just sat down after 43 hours of hospital stuff, i just saw this video uploaded and im glad because ive seen every single video on this channel, a good 15 minutes of cheering up before going back to this mess, truly happy about this thank you Kevin.
three more minutes
Hope your mom is doing okay, and that you're being kind to yourself!
Hang in there! Things will turn around for you guys soon, I'm sure.
Stay strong!
I’ll say a prayer for you guys if it’s okay. I hope things will be okay
"Three more babies is too appealing" omg Daithi was right
"everyone knows that life is about debt"
call me out more kevin.
Hagrid
callmekevin more like callmeoutkevin
"Im not very piggy bank" that has to be a new sentence.
"sorry its you paige, youre also struggling with life."
yes... ur right. i am struggling
Me too girl
I guess you should consider taking a... PAIGE out of Kevin's book 😁😁
Hope things pick up soon, I think everyone is struggling in some way or another 😊✌️
I love this game prolly bc my real life sucks lol
“Feck you Blythe and your happiness” - I felt that
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Normal Leaf
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@@bandonawagon7574 are you copying the mighty hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Troll
"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2"
Let's be honest, this title is just a total mood
Me with sims
That's exactly why I clicked
Hagrid
We're barely in and Kevin has already talked about the Irish potato famine
Something about Kevin's NPC rage is amazing, especially against other Kevins.
You should recreate Blythe in the sims and let him room with CallmeKevin TheUA-camr🤗
Sell the statues, and let Blythe spend those 100,000 simoleons however he wants while CallMeKevin stays in poverty
Honestly, I'm happy that Paige won. At least it wasn't Blythe.
"Sorry it was you Paige, you're also struggling with life."
I really am, thanks for the sympathy Kevin...
I just want to imagine Kevin picking this up again, but instead of 3cpus he just sets up multiple accounts so he can play against himself.
Hagrid
Kevin, you don’t suck at life.
You suck at keeping people alive.
Hagrid
“You know what Paige, you’ve earned it. You didn’t have an easy life. You have no family, and you’re sitting in that trailer doing nothing”
Uh wow Kevin, you didn’t have to call me out like that
Ah, so the name of red Kevin is actually Blythe. It all makes sense now
"I'm leading in whatever these book things are," he says about the Knowledge stat.
"It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail"
Kevin to Blythe
"I suck at life so I played the game of life 2"
Might be the most relatable title Kevin ever putted in a video
Hagrid
Blythe better sleep with one eye open, he's got a whole cult against him
I'm so happy for Paige and she's literally an AI 😂
I’m going through a tough breakup, and can I just say thank you to Kevin. Hes the only youtuber I laugh to and genuinely enjoy. Keep up the content :)
Not even a minute in and the game is already discriminating against Irish people fecking hell
Hagrid
@MIOR ABDUL AZIM BIN MIOR ABDUL AZIZ Moe subscribe to hagrid
watching kevin j shit on blythe and lowkey ignoring kurt's existence is honestly beautiful
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 thank
everybody is a hero in their stories. but Kevin is considered himself a villain in his own story.
6:36
Well to be fair, the only reason Blythe is upfront is because the cat has no thumbs otherwise that cat would have them both in the back seat. Why do you think he changed his job to pet groomer?
We all know who really runs this household
kevin getting the best possible outcome out of 6 on the first try, the game auto-accepting it, and then getting angy and demanding to let him gamble is peak kevin
The thought of Kevin in the fast and furious series made me shiver
As someone named Paige, this line at 5:49 hits a little too close to home
I didn't know there was a non-binary peg! Thats very kind and inclusive lol
14:50 "I'm much better at the sequel to life than I am with actual life" If there's an afterlife, I think that's all we hope for
These board game videos are legit some of my fave Kevin videos 🥰
and here i was hoping kevin would become a penguin game channel.
Paige worked hard and had a lot more downs than ups. We stan a queen who perseveres.
I paused at an... interesting moment. 0:17 Kevin looks like he's having a *fun* time while thinking about potatoes. A true Irishman!
Great more Kevin v Kevin v Kevin but this time he lost his mind instead of being bored in quarantine
From what I've seen of this game, the way to win is to play it like the first one and ignore the new mechanics.
Nothing screams Kevin more than -$450k in debt in the thumbnail
"... You're just gonna spend it on your cat!" Ummm feeling a little attacked there Kevin!
Kevin playing life is enough chaos already. Giving him another is terrifying.
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@5:46 Funniest thing Kev has said all year :) good luck mate
Thanks for always uploading Kevin, it always brings a smile to my face!
I like that there's a purple peg. I take it they're supposed to be like non-binary or such. Makes me happy it gives you the option.
Plot twist: the bots are just the different colors of Kevin
(Game of life reference)
tbh, i thought of blythe as red kevin since the beginning of the video
You don’t suck at life, life just doesn’t know how to enter the cult ❤️
Hagrid
Kevin no! Don’t poke people with long sticks!
I think Blythe is the new Cathleen now
you know seeing kevin portray himself as a vilain makes me wonder that the reason i want to be a villain is not because my friends joke around about me being trash but the the comfort of knowing the reponsibilities i lack from a hero which assures me thanks kevin i learned something from you
Life is about debt and death - callmekevin the youtuber, probably
Hagrid
"The ball and chain throw" ... so 1st Kevin kicks away a baby now he wants to yeet away his other half. Women beware 🤣
bruh they really made a sequel to game of life.
I enjoy your new video editor. Good job!
"I seem happy, I seem book, but I'm not very piggy bank"
Very relatable.
I fell asleep for like 15 hours so thanks for 2 uploads in a day
IT TOOK ME NUMEROUS REPLAYS to finally catch this gold "Go big or go home, and now I can do both. Bcs I went big and I bought a home."
oh my god XD
9:16 “i seem book, but i’m not very piggy bank” same
Noooooo, you don't suck at life, Kevin! You have a very successful not-cult going, full of not-cultists who care about you and your well-being. 😌 I would call that a win.
This game has a nonbinary option! There's 3 choices for the spouses and the third one is in a white suit with a vail, it's like a little of both, that's so awesome!
Kevin makes these as a nifty way to say he loves himself but hates himself at the same time
Remember kids, a house isn't an asset unless you're flipping it or renting it out.
Every time I re-watch this and Kevin hovers over the button to change the NPC names while complaining about how he can't change the NPC names my blood pressure goes up ten points.
kevin makes us all happy
I learnt a lot from Paige today, success comes when you are struggling, unhappy and in debt! :D
This was my favorite board game as a kid. I’m a 80s baby so it was predicting my future 5,000 hours in The Sims franchise.
First time in last 4-5 months i am watching a Kevin video 14 hours after uploads. Usually its within 2 hours of upload.
I understand this video and watch it all the time
You don't suck dad, you're the best!
3:13 If kevin need money in games he always resorts to loans xD
Love the george harrison reference when you mentioned dark horse.. cool!
That was fun Kevin, I wanna play Game of Life myself now
Kevin you don't suck at life, don't worry the cult will make your life better
Hey there Kevin, thanks for making me smile everyday at least once with your videos.
i remember subbing to you at 180k, still going strong
I actually enjoyed that Paige won, always cheering for the underdog
Kevin's Catholic roots shining through going with the family route
Dude keep playing this I can’t breathe every time you were trash talking the bots
So Kevin, since you will want to touch a crash dummy's face, you should know that they have a kind of paint that comes off to show were they touch on the car in their crash. So if they have two colours on the face you will have to think about if you want free paint on your fingers.
I suck too, wondering how to put some cheat codes
Apparently the way to win life is to never worry about your own happiness and instead load up on houses and loans! . . .why does this feel like the perfect way to describe late-stage capitalism?
Even when playing alone Kevin only manages to get second place in life. Sad story, really.
"I'm just a little bit shot in the face."
*I'm Doc Mitchell. Welcome to Goodsprings.*
Blythe: Lawful Evil
Kurt: True Neutral
Paige: Chaotic Neutral
Kevin: Chaotic Good
thanks for being so nice to me, kev
Blythe is the living embodiment of soup tbh
"I don't know how safe it is to have your wife and child on the back of your scooter."
Vietnam. I once saw someone moving a dresser on the back of their scooter. If they weren't transporting an entire family with three kids, frankly, I'd just be disappointed.
The aggression against the bots is hilarious
Great news Kevin! If you wait long enough to push him off the cruise ship, chances are you'll face NO legal repercussions! His disappearance probably won't even be investigated!
"Today we're playing the game of life. Lord knows I suck at this one."
Don't we all, Kevin, don't we all.
Hagrid
My name is Paige, and I am in fact struggling with life 🤣🤣
Thank you Kev for making my days better💜✨
"Take that, Blythe."
- Call Me Kevin, 2021