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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2020
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 119

  • @Necron1999
    @Necron1999 3 роки тому +383

    If you dig deep enough into the murky depths of Steam’s catalogue, every game starts to look exactly like this.

    • @soossees670
      @soossees670 3 роки тому +3

      It's just ultimate epic battle simulator, I swear it's the same engine, listen to the hit sound and how the crowds move

    • @wittybush_2405
      @wittybush_2405 3 роки тому +24

      @@soossees670 That's most likely because it's from the same devs. Much of Ultimate Battle Simulator's script and assets were probably added in as placeholders.

    • @soossees670
      @soossees670 3 роки тому

      @@wittybush_2405 Now it makes sense

    • @dekuscrub9583
      @dekuscrub9583 3 роки тому +9

      @@soossees670 I think the studio's plan was to make the black masses, and ultimate epic battle simulator was just like a tech demo for their crowd rendering shit.

    • @soossees670
      @soossees670 3 роки тому +1

      @@dekuscrub9583 That makes sense

  • @jollyroman6695
    @jollyroman6695 3 роки тому +186

    The first stream I ever watched live and it consisted of him adding 50 billion to his debt, chat yelling at him for playing this game, and Jerma screaming at a lake.
    10/10, coming back for next stream

    • @riot1455
      @riot1455 3 роки тому +4

      the daedalus game was a NIGHTMARE if you like watching him play bad games!!!

    • @agentpaint
      @agentpaint 3 роки тому +1

      Labo stream still best stream

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому

      Been here since The Thing stream. Greatest entertainer of the century.

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 роки тому +1

      He does NOT deserve 50 billion for that, 100% a headshot

    • @voisinage17
      @voisinage17 3 роки тому +1

      @@RandomTomatoSoup add on to that the "double or nothing" bet chat made. 50 Billion was forfeited right there, even if it was real.

  • @SpyCrabsUnite
    @SpyCrabsUnite 3 роки тому +71

    8:48 I got major flashbacks to Jerma's coop with star in Cry of Fear where the monster phased through the stairs and rocked his shit.

  • @CSGOSeries
    @CSGOSeries 3 роки тому +93

    Damn I didn’t even realise some people watching wouldn’t know Burgah boy. Maybe some people don’t know star either since jerma is more popular than ster now. I remember in 2015 when star had way more subscribers than jerma. Crazy how long ago that was

    • @willowism
      @willowism 3 роки тому +29

      jeez, yeah. kinda nuts how popular jerma is now, but i'll always remember the jerma and star tf2 days

    • @TheLoneWanderererr
      @TheLoneWanderererr 3 роки тому

      We need another ster stream soon

    • @ahunter7563
      @ahunter7563 3 роки тому

      to be honest, jerma & star or jerma & etalyx are the common pairing now so that's be unlikely

  • @ambrosiaplatypus
    @ambrosiaplatypus 3 роки тому +126

    "STICK EM WITH THE POINTY END" made the stream worth it tbh. But yea this game is total balls

    • @RandomTomatoSoup
      @RandomTomatoSoup 3 роки тому +2

      this stream rocked

    • @boristemin3818
      @boristemin3818 3 роки тому +8

      Why? Looks pretty ambitious

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 3 роки тому +1

      @@boristemin3818 it just looks like one of the million unity games with store bought assets to me

    • @boristemin3818
      @boristemin3818 3 роки тому +12

      @@quadrillion92 I don't mean "look" as graphics, textures, models, etc. The world map is huge, the game can handle a lot of these "zombies" on the screen at the same time, it's impressive. There's some potential. And nothing wrong with games made in unity with free assets. Phasmophobia is a good example. It's just easy to access to everyone, so there are a ton of low quality projects, of course, but indie games are very important, they offer new ideas, when aaa games "looks" the same every time (with exceptions, of course). Not that this game offers some new ideas and mechanics, but still, it's not trash as everybody here says

    • @quadrillion92
      @quadrillion92 3 роки тому +11

      @@boristemin3818 i mostly meant "look" as in the overall feel of the game rather than the graphics but i agree with you, id rather him play this than some cardboard cutout triple a game like tlou2 i suppose

  • @Kinghog58
    @Kinghog58 3 роки тому +158

    Absolute editing speed runner.

  • @BlueJay04
    @BlueJay04 3 роки тому +43

    5:50 seconds before disaster.

  • @cbayer5012
    @cbayer5012 3 роки тому +50

    "this is more finished than cyberpunk"

  • @dachshund_gaming
    @dachshund_gaming 3 роки тому +18

    He should absolutely perfect his Peter Griffin impression off-stream and when he streams again he blows everybody’s minds with how good it is

  • @soggyglass7578
    @soggyglass7578 3 роки тому +13

    14:24 real voice

  • @Mentro140
    @Mentro140 3 роки тому +9

    Jerma's incredible ability to beatbox ANY song will never not amaze me

  • @user-gk5vw4in8w
    @user-gk5vw4in8w 3 роки тому +16

    “Nobody wants this game so I’m gonna play it”
    -Funnyman

  • @bnd0116
    @bnd0116 3 роки тому +17

    My favorite entry into the Castle Griffensteed franchise

  • @pimpalas
    @pimpalas 3 роки тому +34

    He doesnt know OMEGALUL

  • @VexedPersona
    @VexedPersona 3 роки тому +22

    The debt arc is probably one of my favorites so far.

  • @ddboy8571
    @ddboy8571 3 роки тому +7

    chat is in debt 48.4 billion

  • @Shadowonshadows
    @Shadowonshadows 3 роки тому +11

    The end of this stream is like being in a dynasty warriors game without the moveset

  • @gorbythechef
    @gorbythechef 3 роки тому +58

    see, everyone is saying that this game sucks, but it looks like my perfect game. The things I like in games the most are skill trees, massive pve, command an army, co-op... pretty much everything this game has. I guess I should play dying light.

    • @Hedgpig
      @Hedgpig 3 роки тому +29

      Me too, but I don't think I'm going to take Jermachats word on anything. The game's in oily excess, I think it's worth watching.

    • @Etherman7
      @Etherman7 3 роки тому +33

      The bigger a chat is, the more likely it's going to be a bunch of snobbish elitists with only the popular opinions. We became a society smh

  • @AtomicToyRobot
    @AtomicToyRobot 3 роки тому +17

    I thought the raid song was "AAA EEE OOO"

  • @rorystockley5969
    @rorystockley5969 3 роки тому +23

    Jerma The Black is my favourite anti-hero streamer

  • @Penultimeat
    @Penultimeat 3 роки тому +5

    He may not have hit the door, but it was later proved that bullets shot at Possessed Knight’s bodies will hurt them but their heads will not. The only explanation I that there isn’t a head hit box. This may make sense for a game that features hundreds of enemies.

  • @2ndbrid
    @2ndbrid 3 роки тому +8

    Man values eating a Whopper as more than 1.5 billion dollars.

  • @PowerSpirit50
    @PowerSpirit50 3 роки тому +4

    I don't know why but it feels like this game wasn't made by anyone.

  • @dongerweed
    @dongerweed 3 роки тому +8

    thank you cheltie. I miss Dazza still but I get excited when I see your videos now

  • @dekuscrub9583
    @dekuscrub9583 2 роки тому +3

    I remember this was actually the first full Jerma stream I ever saw.

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 роки тому +9

    14:18 monke

  • @snake867511
    @snake867511 3 роки тому +1

    This video is so fucking funny. It seriously feels like an original Jerma985 UA-cam channel video. Your editing skills are amazing dude. Every single video has me in stitches. Keep up the seriously good work man

  • @cobrasix9575
    @cobrasix9575 3 роки тому +2

    The town of Early Access

  • @rocwithaq8784
    @rocwithaq8784 3 роки тому +2

    Thanks for the quick edit

  • @NuggetHorse
    @NuggetHorse 3 роки тому +11

    You a real one cheltie

    • @NuggetHorse
      @NuggetHorse 3 роки тому +1

      Jerma is so god damn funny

  • @slippingbugs
    @slippingbugs 3 роки тому +1

    The raid song is like when you say bruh or lol ironically but it gets into your head and now you say it unironically

  • @Julius3774
    @Julius3774 3 роки тому +3

    I want to watch the full stream but I had to come leave a like

  • @gangstalkerofgangstalkers
    @gangstalkerofgangstalkers 3 роки тому

    Good upload. Do not have hours of time to watch the whole vod all the time.

  • @LGPanthers1
    @LGPanthers1 3 роки тому +1

    The only guy who could make a 3/10 game make sense on stream. Thank you for not making me go through it.

  • @neartheplumtree
    @neartheplumtree 2 роки тому +1

    5:46 are those all ENEMIES?? WHAT THE FUCK???

  • @Its-Time-To-Cleave
    @Its-Time-To-Cleave 3 роки тому +1

    How he thought jumping off of a tower wouldn't kill him still amazes me to this day

  • @alexh8754
    @alexh8754 3 роки тому +3

    BLESS YOU CHELTIE

  • @BAILEY0
    @BAILEY0 3 роки тому +11

    0:25 i said that! it was me!

    • @rtasva
      @rtasva 3 роки тому +3

      Truly ahead of your time

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude 3 роки тому +4

    I'm both sad and amused that newer viewers don't know who burgah boy is.

  • @ernestojusta2192
    @ernestojusta2192 3 роки тому +1

    thank you cheltie

  • @mannypardoacedetective856
    @mannypardoacedetective856 3 роки тому +10

    Is this the streamer who beat dark souls ON STREAM ?

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 роки тому +33

    Game actually pretty pog.

    • @incription
      @incription 3 роки тому +3

      Hint: Laugh

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball 3 роки тому

      No

    • @suggestiveguy
      @suggestiveguy 3 роки тому +9

      @@marvelousball yes

    • @cemgoren1763
      @cemgoren1763 3 роки тому

      Agreed, could turn out pretty well, while my hopes are tempered

    • @roxqu
      @roxqu 3 роки тому

      They games animations gotta be changed, it will be cool seeing a dead island with l4d vibes

  • @willprice9074
    @willprice9074 3 роки тому +1

    Right as I came to this stream and he fell off a cliff and ended it

  • @therob8346
    @therob8346 3 роки тому

    This game sucked absolute balls, thanks for sitting through the whole thing cheltie

  • @aiden8960
    @aiden8960 3 роки тому +1

    Here before Cheltie is hired for 2ndjerma

  • @juicedup14
    @juicedup14 3 роки тому

    you can't go in the water because it's a jak and daxter reference

  • @zeallust8542
    @zeallust8542 3 роки тому +1

    9:36 worst noise 2020 contender

  • @joshbreitenbach9667
    @joshbreitenbach9667 3 роки тому +10

    Why does this game actually look kinda fun?

  • @mycatishomosexual7940
    @mycatishomosexual7940 3 роки тому +5

    they just need to fix the game up a little and it would be great

  • @ruroruro
    @ruroruro 3 роки тому

    19:29 you say... run

  • @neartheplumtree
    @neartheplumtree 2 роки тому +1

    looking at the comments on this and half of them LOVE the game and another half HATES it

  • @eurowanker
    @eurowanker 3 роки тому +1

    hey thanks

  • @sickmindedteenager
    @sickmindedteenager 3 роки тому

    He hit the door 100%

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 3 роки тому +1

    What was the backup game? Was that ever disclosed?

  • @GageTM
    @GageTM 3 роки тому

    Haha he says my name at 24:25

  • @roxqu
    @roxqu 3 роки тому +8

    Yet we dont know what the backup game was

  • @Mrpawsum2
    @Mrpawsum2 3 роки тому

    I watched the stream and the game looked wicked fun. I'm glad jerma didn't give into chat bitching for once

  • @agentpaint
    @agentpaint 3 роки тому

    No chainsaw knife :(

  • @emilisgren2882
    @emilisgren2882 2 роки тому

    large map??
    how many Skyrims can you fit in the map?????

  • @frozone2366
    @frozone2366 3 роки тому

    I wonder if he’s gonna stream yakuza again.

  • @Loves_Saint
    @Loves_Saint 3 роки тому +1

    I watched this live and I regretted it the entire time

  • @forsforest7176
    @forsforest7176 3 роки тому +2

    i was hoping that the game would be like mount and blade but you are mercenary the game, but this is a dead island clone and instead of spears, axes and swords they gave him a rake, broom, oar and kitchen knife.That was kinda funny and hilarious when jerma with a rake/hammer was trying to kill general that has a magic sword.

  • @akrbm1425
    @akrbm1425 3 роки тому

    i am new. what is the debt thing???

    • @UseZapCannon
      @UseZapCannon 3 роки тому +2

      A month or two ago, Jerma streamed Noita and bet chat 500,000 subs (the equivalent of $2.5 billion) that he wouldn't miss an easy shot on an enemy
      He beefed it, completely missed the shot, and now chat has been coercing him into doing dumb stuff in exchange for getting money shaved off the debt

  • @Petey5
    @Petey5 3 роки тому +1

    "I have a backup game in case this game sucks"
    game sucks
    doesn't play the backup game

  • @l1nked548
    @l1nked548 3 роки тому

    Holy fuck you are fast

  • @jaems
    @jaems 3 роки тому

    This game

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 3 роки тому

    Only 35 nuggets dude I eat like 40 for a meal they sell em in 20s

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 3 роки тому

      You must look like your profile picture

  • @Lotds
    @Lotds 3 роки тому

    the game ist good i like it !

  • @UnknownPerson-cq3qv
    @UnknownPerson-cq3qv 3 роки тому +2

    Pog

  • @pochitaa9788
    @pochitaa9788 3 роки тому +11

    black masses? erm what is this streamer implying?

    • @DrHeinzy
      @DrHeinzy 3 роки тому +15

      Jerma finally took a stance on BLM

    • @dinonatorful
      @dinonatorful 3 роки тому +3

      Something based

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 3 роки тому +4

    This and Die Dallas takes the top for worst streams of the year imo

    • @PotatoHero524
      @PotatoHero524 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed, but Die Dallas was at least kinda funny

    • @halolime117
      @halolime117 3 роки тому

      @@PotatoHero524 I'll give you that, it did have some funny things

  • @marvelousball
    @marvelousball 3 роки тому

    This game is worse than house flipper. And that game is fucking awful

  • @RandomTomatoSoup
    @RandomTomatoSoup 3 роки тому

    thank you cheltie