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I would like to imagine there were an ancient version of max and chad in Mesopotamia that just would sit in the center of town yelling at each other and drinking alcohol while the town people watch
This is officially peak Cold Ones. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott are all perfect entertainers now, and all the editors, cameramen and other staff behind the scenes are hella stacked.
Honestly, and all the production value they've added is insane. Say what you want about a subscription service but they've really turned it into a quality channel - production and otherwise. I wish the best on this whole channel
Litterally production quality through the roof, dracy is insanely organised and creative, is responsible for some of the best videos on this channel. One of the few channels ive ever bought patreon for
I love that Darcy and Scott channelled Max and Chad's talent (of being rebarded) into his ideas. Max, as great as a meme director as he is, cannot act while directing for long. Darcy and Scott gave him the space needed to spread his wings and fly
Same era different zones brah EDIT: fact checked myself Viking age ended 800 years earlier I thought that it was still considered the Viking age because that’s when the word Viking actually came around.
@@MoistFluid uh yeah I edited my statement after checking myself. Vikings were revived and romanticized in the 19th century and that’s when the name was invented but I was definitely wrong 👍
@@LilB0pete when they romanticized Vikings I know you mean when they remembered it with rose-colored glasses, but I’m imagining women in Victorian times thought Vikings were hot af
the fact that you hired the guy who made the "Scooby Doo x Hank Shredder tax fraud" Animation from the Fiverr episode to make some intro animations for every time period really speaks for the upgraded production value. keep it up guys!
@@NeemoVideos I was gonna sub when I saw they had Hasan on. No thanks. Might as well invite Ethan Klein on to arm wrestle Keemstar for who the biggest loser is. Have Ian the childless wonder be the judge as he cucks his way into a future divorce when he realizes his wife is batshit
@@vapula604yes but that was an expensive animation for a large bit in the video, this guys not making all these animations for free, and I can’t imagine they’re cheap
Can confirm the patreon is pretty good, almost every time Darcy shares a life update or anecdote i'm even more convinced that he was grown in a lab somewhere and released as an experiment to learn from humans. And i mean that with love and appreciation.
@@insideasubway3421 he's talked a few times about finding it hard to watch films but he said in a recent gaming video iirc "i don't know how you guys do this movie watching stuff" (something along those lines), and it just sounded so much like an alien trying to engage with human cultural experiences. I'm not a big film watcher either but it was just so funny the way he phrased it like, this baffling moving picture film! Like it's something he has to crack when it's been one of the primary forms of entertainment for the last century. We cherish Darcy.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat i relate to that so much i just get bored very easily when it comes to watching things so i tend to skip through or if theres like long dialogue parts that doesnt interest me ill skip past it etc the only movies i can watch without skipping are the godzilla and star wars movies 😭
@Venkullix I find it really hard to watch movies or shows unless I'm watching them with someone because I can justify it, if that makes sense. Like UA-cam can be turned off and on so easily, I can just go about my day doing whatever tasks I need to do whilst listening to or watching YT. Things that I need to actually sit down and commit to watching for extended periods of time though, I can't do it without feeling like I should be doing something else, like I have other stuff I could be doing. But if I'm spending time with someone then that's a worthwhile use of my time so I can watch no problem.
I hate that these guys only post like once a month. But I also understand how long shipping takes. Thank you, Max, Chad, Darcy, and everyone else behind the scenes. You make our lives better.
8:30 Ok so for those wondering, the version of chicha the lads are drinking is called Chicha Morada (Purple Chicha) which is Peruvian drink made by boiling purple corn in a big pot with like sugar and apples and such, and then letting it sit until it cools, its kinda like a mix between koolaid and sangria but its typically non-alchoholic, its not banned and is actually very popular in peru its one of our staple drinks
The chewing before brewing of chicha with alcohol was for the enzymes (amylase in this case) to break down the sugars in the corn. The same can be done just by putting the corn in water and letting it sprout. I believe this is the preferred method for at least commercial produce. I'm not that sure about the non-commercial stuff though.
The production quality gets better with every episode. There's more props, designs, sets, it's awesome! You guys have really stepped everything up and each episode feels like a movie. Easily one of the best edited channels on UA-cam.
Been watching Max since the sixth grade and must say the promise of a cod zombies video is what finally got me to use my adult money on a Patreon for the first time in my life.
Honestly this video was so funny. The micro edits, type of dialogue, and stupid creative skits were great. I haven’t had video make me laugh this hard in a minute.
I had a dream the other night where max and chad were making a video for cold ones where they were in this big cranberry bog, and for some reason they were looking for a snake and everytime they saw it they would say “my anaconda don’t”
22:11 After careful consdieration, the score review has found no evidence of Chad removing any dice he wasn't supposed to. Referee's decision stands, Max wins.
Quality over quantity bro! I don't mind waiting, because I know when a new vid drops it's gonna be fire since they put so much time and effort into each one. Not to mention- their Patreon is $5 a month (all of us have spent at least that much buying something dumb) and there's TONS of additional content there.
From the east coast of the states, Maryland, you gents are class, genuinely love seeing you all’s creative/ dynamic/ vids. Class things to fall asleep laughing too
Those animations are top-tier stuff & add a tremendous amount to the production value. I know that it's a lot of turnaround time & production cost, but keep it up!.
*Faze Banks* Hair loss was a problem A problem money could solve But as you get older You will continue to devolve A hat may do the trick And that’s all I can say Fortnite Big Chungus Oh and also I’m gay
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I'm gay
"jesus fucking christ how big was the cross?" is probably max's best line since "it's for the koalas"
In which ep was koalas line?
@@Kazminski888 idubbbz’s video about his roadkill business, at the 1:45 second mark
No, "Tony" line was the best xD
@@uggkitsuneyou deserve an award for that boss
@@uggkitsune fr had me chuckling more than it should've
I would like to imagine there were an ancient version of max and chad in Mesopotamia that just would sit in the center of town yelling at each other and drinking alcohol while the town people watch
there probably were
A tale as old as time
diogenes was essentially the chad of ancient greece
You just described everyone's alcoholic uncle
They'd be the guy screaming Gavin in the town square every day
4000 BCE coming before 5000 BCE is exactly the quality I look for in Cold Ones
@@rozu583 math works backwards In Aussie land
Also, the greek era was not 4000 BCE. Ut was millennia later
4000 BCE is also still pre-bronze age lmao
Me not notice. Me laugh.
Math works different when you’re that deep into your cups
This is officially peak Cold Ones. Max, Chad, Darcy, Scott are all perfect entertainers now, and all the editors, cameramen and other staff behind the scenes are hella stacked.
Honestly, and all the production value they've added is insane. Say what you want about a subscription service but they've really turned it into a quality channel - production and otherwise. I wish the best on this whole channel
Litterally production quality through the roof, dracy is insanely organised and creative, is responsible for some of the best videos on this channel. One of the few channels ive ever bought patreon for
Current day Cold Ones... simpler times
That one video twomad edited will always be my favorite
I love that Darcy and Scott channelled Max and Chad's talent (of being rebarded) into his ideas. Max, as great as a meme director as he is, cannot act while directing for long. Darcy and Scott gave him the space needed to spread his wings and fly
"How big was the cross" is the actual best 😭💀
Genuinely made me laugh harder than ever watching this show
Such a good dig
I don’t know “you really look like the wolf that took the grandmas place” was pretty good too
Lmao
It funny cause fat
Time stamp?
the quality shows the patron money is getting used in production actually incredibly worth it
The animation production value is getting crazy
It looks so fuckin good
The lights were distracting as hell in this episode
I might be confused but im pretty sure they are friends with John Kricfalusi who was the ren and Stimpy animator
@@jankyvibes6288I very much doubt anyone is associated with John k anymore much less two above-the-age-of-consent aussies
So good
"Tony, Tony we're chill! I'm gay!" how is wasted chad actually constantly in character
Darcy's bottom joke when Max asked what position he was 🤣
practice
at some point its not actually just a character... :^)
@@batt3ryac1d max's joke *
im sorry but "ima have to eyeball this" seems to be unappreciated and i just want to shine a light on chads brilliance
Max already looks like he belongs in the Victorian era, and Chad already looks like he belongs in the Viking era.
Same era different zones brah
EDIT: fact checked myself Viking age ended 800 years earlier I thought that it was still considered the Viking age because that’s when the word Viking actually came around.
@@LilB0peteno brah
@@MoistFluid uh yeah I edited my statement after checking myself. Vikings were revived and romanticized in the 19th century and that’s when the name was invented but I was definitely wrong 👍
@@LilB0pete🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@LilB0pete when they romanticized Vikings I know you mean when they remembered it with rose-colored glasses, but I’m imagining women in Victorian times thought Vikings were hot af
the fact that you hired the guy who made the "Scooby Doo x Hank Shredder tax fraud" Animation from the Fiverr episode to make some intro animations for every time period really speaks for the upgraded production value. keep it up guys!
Isn’t it there friend tho not a random fiver guy
@@NeemoVideos I was gonna sub when I saw they had Hasan on. No thanks. Might as well invite Ethan Klein on to arm wrestle Keemstar for who the biggest loser is. Have Ian the childless wonder be the judge as he cucks his way into a future divorce when he realizes his wife is batshit
@@vapula604yes but that was an expensive animation for a large bit in the video, this guys not making all these animations for free, and I can’t imagine they’re cheap
No wonder why I recognized the style!
*Rax Raud
Chad said “simpler times” about every single century they appeared in 😭😂
Ey, remember back when Chad kept saying "simpler times?" Simpler times...
Can confirm the patreon is pretty good, almost every time Darcy shares a life update or anecdote i'm even more convinced that he was grown in a lab somewhere and released as an experiment to learn from humans. And i mean that with love and appreciation.
Care to give me an example, for I am but a poor child who eats cardboard for every meal.
@@insideasubway3421 he's talked a few times about finding it hard to watch films but he said in a recent gaming video iirc "i don't know how you guys do this movie watching stuff" (something along those lines), and it just sounded so much like an alien trying to engage with human cultural experiences. I'm not a big film watcher either but it was just so funny the way he phrased it like, this baffling moving picture film! Like it's something he has to crack when it's been one of the primary forms of entertainment for the last century. We cherish Darcy.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat i relate to that so much i just get bored very easily when it comes to watching things so i tend to skip through or if theres like long dialogue parts that doesnt interest me ill skip past it etc the only movies i can watch without skipping are the godzilla and star wars movies 😭
@Venkullix I find it really hard to watch movies or shows unless I'm watching them with someone because I can justify it, if that makes sense. Like UA-cam can be turned off and on so easily, I can just go about my day doing whatever tasks I need to do whilst listening to or watching YT. Things that I need to actually sit down and commit to watching for extended periods of time though, I can't do it without feeling like I should be doing something else, like I have other stuff I could be doing. But if I'm spending time with someone then that's a worthwhile use of my time so I can watch no problem.
Darcy was made to spread knowledge about kruangbin
12:35
Max and Chad can actually communicate telepathically
They just pretended they couldn't so the Aussie government wouldn't take them
Was gonna ask was that real cus holy shite that was epic
36:07 I recognize that face. I don't think Max was joking about the little existential crisis bit. Lol
I hate that these guys only post like once a month. But I also understand how long shipping takes. Thank you, Max, Chad, Darcy, and everyone else behind the scenes. You make our lives better.
8:30 Ok so for those wondering, the version of chicha the lads are drinking is called Chicha Morada (Purple Chicha) which is Peruvian drink made by boiling purple corn in a big pot with like sugar and apples and such, and then letting it sit until it cools, its kinda like a mix between koolaid and sangria but its typically non-alchoholic, its not banned and is actually very popular in peru its one of our staple drinks
very cool thank you!
The chewing before brewing of chicha with alcohol was for the enzymes (amylase in this case) to break down the sugars in the corn. The same can be done just by putting the corn in water and letting it sprout. I believe this is the preferred method for at least commercial produce. I'm not that sure about the non-commercial stuff though.
You're a saint, thank you!
23:27 props to the editors as usual. the sound design is so detailed
Max and chad are actually both sober men who have never touched a drop of alcohol. They’re simply just amazing actors.
We gettin out of the hyperbolic time chamber with this one.
It just works bro
Fuck you Todd, I love you
Please let my family go Todd, I bought all your rereleases, DLCs, and workshop content. Please, at least spare my kids
Nice face bro
Sugondese nuts, Todd; have you tried them?
19:40 „Thats that shit that’ll make you christian“ caught me off guard lol
14:55 max mouthing the correct pronunciation of lament lol
😂😂
22:24 Chad's fucking "wait a minute" while looking up in thought sent me LMAO
One wrong word. And it would all be over LOL
3:35 didn't expect inferno music
immediately went down here to see who else caught that
@@natemarchand67 Same
banana
Glad someone else noticed!
The production quality gets better with every episode. There's more props, designs, sets, it's awesome! You guys have really stepped everything up and each episode feels like a movie. Easily one of the best edited channels on UA-cam.
A rare "Max didnt insist on being the one dressed as a woman" moment 15:40
But he so pretty
37:15 i love the unexpected edits on their faces it gets me so good
DJ Khalid if he was born in the viking era
"Lets go raiding. Lets go raiding."
Another one
and what is this, and perhaps what is this
"it's getting dark"
@@xChimkin oh no the jetski incident. I watched the snapchats as it was happening.
Tell em to bring out the whole Mediterranean 🗣️
3:40 I don't remember people in de_inferno wearing togas 🤔🤔🤔
sickest reference i saw today
I was searching through my entire brain trying to figure out what I recognized that from
noticed it also lol, had to double check. never thought id see cs references in a cold ones vid
Fr fr
Ahahah I went down to the comments as soon as I heard that guitar
15:28 Oden Khaled was not a thing I thought I needed in my life
28:30 "swap the dank you scaly wag" should be the next coolshirt
darcy's "yeh boi" at 25:42 is sending me
When Darcy introduced the 1800s game as Pick-Up Sticks “where you take turns picking up a stick.” I lost it 😂“You can’t make this shit up”
Damn that edit of max’s Broken glasses was actually crazy. I had to really look at it to see if it legit broke. Good job edit man
Yeah that was clean then I thought that throw was way weaker to do that.
3:40 cherry on top adding the inferno song. Appreciate the detail!!!
Would go great with some bells
Put a big smile on my face
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Hey Rhett and Link! This episode of WonderHole was awesome!
Rhetoric and LinkedIn are heathens 😊
Yea I really like this episode of The Grumps
@@flameguy3416 What
14:17 I love how Max gets so haphazardly scared of shit, I look forward to it in every video.
This channel is what keeps me going through hard times. Thank you funny Australian men
Unlocking old ancient viruses through alcohol has to be the most australian thing ever
Lmao “that is the question F1nnst5r hit me up” scans in iambic pentameter
Finncess Rose Evergreen
Chad was so real for that one
Been watching Max since the sixth grade and must say the promise of a cod zombies video is what finally got me to use my adult money on a Patreon for the first time in my life.
Honestly this video was so funny. The micro edits, type of dialogue, and stupid creative skits were great. I haven’t had video make me laugh this hard in a minute.
Love that fuckin massive 3 minute ad for the patreon.
such a good patreon plug 😭
that ad shit worked like a charm, my 5 dolla is on its way to their bank account
@@damianodonnell5844 it's worth it for Chad's ass hole in the lizard cam vid
Anyone know why they keep videos for patreon only instead of just uploading it and make more money here from ads and likes?
@@skrrrrra7515 Um... because they make a crap ton more money like that than off YT videos that are mostly demonetised?!
As an Aussie, I may never recover from the absolute savagery of adding (USD) to the end of your patreon pitch. Cut me real deep, boys
I had a dream the other night where max and chad were making a video for cold ones where they were in this big cranberry bog, and for some reason they were looking for a snake and everytime they saw it they would say “my anaconda don’t”
they're researching new flavors for grog
34:16 Max’s Italian accent was pretty good cause of his laughing 😭
brooo fr im cryinggg😂
Bro this clip is favorite part of the video lmao they are so fucking hammered that they are going full blown gay at this point😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@1:20 when max picks up the other club in his left hand to just smack chad with the club he was already holding ha ha that got me
16:14 it was so strong Chad turns into Chris griffin for a split second
THAT MADE ME LAYGH SO FUVKING HARD
30:55 "it's a chinese person" LMAOOOOOOOO
I love how the production value is going up higher for every single shitty idea they come up with
that cape transition 🔥🔥😍
@@strakk it's all kinda the same bit.
drink booze
cook badly
yeah that's it
Title: "We Tasted 10,000 Years of Alcohol"
Thumbnail: shows a period of 20,000 years
Came here to make this comment
💯
😂
Yep, same reason I came here
14:49 These guys are the funniest duo man I swear. Hope this content goes for as long as they both still live lmao
You didn’t have to go so hard with the animations, they’re appreciated
18:28 that transition was clean ngl
11:50 rare fallout new vegas sound
Good catch
nice
3:32 Omg that CSGO Inferno Music brought back so many memories
Looked for this comment longer than I should have
True man
Take me back
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT i was going crazy. inferno gang rise up 😢
‘That’s the kinda shit that’ll turn you Christian’ had me fucking rolling.
19:19 "I'm seeing some plot holes" is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
The way Chad has his hair coming out the sleeve of his pirate shirt is haunting
The editor(s) definitely deserves a raise after this video, this goes insane
Why am I not seeing anyone mention that the order was fucked? 5,000 BCE is before 4,000 BCE lol
ik rightt
that got to me badd
Yeah and they picked sicilian wine for GREECE
is anyone really surprised tho 😂
The thumbnail is fucked too its 10,000 years of alcohol but the thumbnail shows 10,000 BC - 10,000 AD. That's 20,000 years bro 😭
That Jesus joke sent me, one of the best jokes I've ever heard. Also can't believe I learned the lore and how to play jacks from a Cold Ones video
32:50 We're chillin, *I'm gay*
"Jesus fucking Christ how big was the cross" 😂😂😂
The drunker Chad gets, the tighter his grip on Max' shoulder gets.
Another banger, boys. Max's face was gold at 19:20 when God took his axe away
10,000 years in the future yet Japan vlogs have still not been uploaded
22:11 After careful consdieration, the score review has found no evidence of Chad removing any dice he wasn't supposed to. Referee's decision stands, Max wins.
30:19 After reviewing the footage, the score reviewer has found that Max did indeed hit the stick, referee decision overturned.
youre doing god's work for such little recognition, i salute you
Genuinely the best patroen ad I've ever seen
Finally, Cold Ones upload
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Quality over quantity bro! I don't mind waiting, because I know when a new vid drops it's gonna be fire since they put so much time and effort into each one. Not to mention- their Patreon is $5 a month (all of us have spent at least that much buying something dumb) and there's TONS of additional content there.
i love when they upload they make me feel good inside
24:48 everyone missed or ignored Chad's brilliant eyeball joke
1:07 why does it taste like alcohol, 30 seconds after being told they’ll be eating fermented fruit 😂
17:43 Darcy pulled up a poem for fair enough’s poetry corner “I understood that reference”
Finally another cold ones video
Headless Darcy did a great job or portraying a living Darcy
RIP Darcy
18:30 oh hey it's the Renaissance Men
who are they charlie
I did hear they were coming into town
Weren't they coming into town?
25:59 Chad did that shit so clean thought dude lmao, no reaction when he made it (probably cuz drunk), and I love Max's face when he makes it lmao
I love this series of trying different drinks with dumb outfits that fit the theme. Keep feeding me content Mr. Ones (may I call you Cold?)
16:46 "thats not a poem thats a monologue" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHAHAHAHHAHAhAhAH
0:46, this animation was funny. I laughed seeing the elephant using its trunk and then passing out.
There’s gonna be 10,000 Years of Drunkenness after this one
36:16
Bro heard "21" and didn't bother hearing anything else
25:30 He let the intrusive thoughts win
they were drunk when editing the timeline
14:27 Chad unironically can pass for Thor
he legit is just fat thor lmao
fat thor playing fortnite
My favorite part of cold ones is watching max while chad does the intro to the video
3:32 Omg that Inferno T Spawn Music brought back so many memories
10:15 saving for later
From the east coast of the states, Maryland, you gents are class, genuinely love seeing you all’s creative/ dynamic/ vids.
Class things to fall asleep laughing too
LOL, not the " Heil " 💀at 22:24
I was looking for this comment 😂
Perfect timing. Just about to open a cold one.
The fact that chad tried to write a whole ass poem about calling up a femboy is crazy ngl 😂
SKÅÅL!!!
Just a different way of saying cheers basically
I can’t believe Darcy is 52. 20:39
Those animations are top-tier stuff & add a tremendous amount to the production value. I know that it's a lot of turnaround time & production cost, but keep it up!.
*Faze Banks*
Hair loss was a problem
A problem money could solve
But as you get older
You will continue to devolve
A hat may do the trick
And that’s all I can say
Fortnite Big Chungus
Oh and also I’m gay
Beautiful
20:41 no way darcy is in his fifties
He's born in 1969 on 20th of April
Whoever edits these videos never fails to amaze me😂 on the low he's too good for the show😂