That happened to me today. Was feeding a flock of them at the lake and one that I already fed hissed and nipped my leg then fucked off into the lake. Greedy bastard!
@@shneblyboy3604 Trombones, like most instruments, range from the highest pitched piccolo trombone, to the lowest pitched contrabass trombone. And no, I'm not making those up. I had to look them up to confirm that they exist
I am around any random geese (greylag, canada, egyptian) almost daily. DAILY. for at least 10 years. And never been bitten. Geese are the best. Very spiritual and meditative to meet these guys. Intelligent social modern dinosaus for sure. I love the cute little hisses of canada geese. It means "don't hurt me, then I won't hurt you either." good good :) @@Cobra_Chicken
@@lorenzovlucid9118funny that you mention cats. I let my dog out on grass, outside my house, this morning. He’s really friendly and chill. I was daydreaming as he was doing his thing and all of a sudden, I hear cat screaming. I knew my dog wouldn’t hurt or attack and I assumed that my dog got to close to cat that lives otherwise of the small grass, probably trying to just say hello. I looked up and it was the neighbours cat and it was fighting another local cat. Was kinda funny. My dog usually freaks out when he hears cats fighting or any loud scary noise but he totally ignored it and carried on sniffing the grass, doing a wee etc. Neighbour with cat always has front door open in morning and I guess they are used to their cat fighting , because they didn’t even come out to investigate. 😂
You aggressively hiss at strangers just walking past you on the road? Now I'm scared of you too (just a joke, please don't hiss, bite or peck my eyes out!)
If you are near from their nest, tell me I have some experience for a mall door a geese let their eggs in mall door and I didn’t know I think the dad attack me
I've "played" with these birds many times and have spent time with them day and night, to the point that I was accepted as a member of the flock. These birds can be amazingly caring once you get to know them. They each have their own very defined personalities and will absolutely take you in if you follow the correct flock protocol. This hissing isn't too aggressive. It's more like saying, "I don't know if I should trust you or not." If he was being threatening, his head would be close to the ground, his neck would form an "S" with the hackles standing up as far as short hackles can, and he would high step toward you. The only one of those things present here is the hissing. He's always standing sideways so that he can make a quick escape to the water if someone tries to catch him. While he's a bit unsure, he's not completely frightened, and he shows it by eating hungrily out of the man's hand. The one thing the man might have done differently would have been to kneel down to the goose's level as he approached him. If you know a few of the reassurance sounds they make, kneeling down in conjunction with making those sounds while moving your head forward and up in repeated circles would let the goose know you want to be friends. You really shouldn't try to make that movement unless you've been taught how, of have witnessed many times how the geese do it when welcoming each other. If you make the wrong head movement, you could be declaring war. They have a very complex language with lots of meaning to it, and if you have an idea what's being said, you can get along with them just fine. I tell you this with over half a century of watching them and eventually interacting with them, and on two occasions earning the honour of being cresh mother for a day.
I used to hate geese but a couple years ago I made friends with one at the smoking area outside where I work. I would throw him pieces of lettuce from my sandwich. always knew it was him because he was the only one that didnt hiss at me and would get really close to where I sat. I called him "bro-goose" or "bruce" for short
Awww that’s such a wholesome story! The geese at my local pond are my homies, That’s funny because I named one of the geese from that pond Big Bruce, he was the alpha male, he him and his wife Bailey had goslings in 2020 one of them had angel wing disease sadly, but he had such an attitude but would gently eat from my hand, same with this one gander that I named Brutus, he has that same attitude but is soft on the inside and lets me pet him, Geese aren’t always mean, I love them.
Can confirm from personal experience that, while rare, they _can_ be friendly if they know they can trust you. I once had a pair that was fairly chill even when they had babies around.
Nah they have infinite love and devotion to their family and mates. But to other geese? To humans? They're assholes. It isn't so much hatred as a compulsive need to be mean to and attack others. I say this as someone who loves them. I can be sitting down 5 feet away from them, holding a bag of birdseed, in the process of sitting down to feed them, and they'll hiss at me as they approach me for food.
dont really get it. if your reffering to the myth they are protected in canada, it is a myth, there are actually 2 hunting seasons for them per year. far from protected...
Hissing is only one of basically two sounds they make. As in all animals, communication is always a combination of sound and body language. That goose was perfectly happy to see you and used to eating seed from you. Not being aggressive at all. His head was not low, feathers not ruffled and wings not out. He was erect up rite and head bobbing.
In my hometown, we had one flock that was so used to being fed that they would actually follow anyone that walked by, it was funny at times cause they would be right on your ass hissing while also demanding food.
"Oh you got food? Gimme!
Thanks! Now fuck off!"
That happened to me today. Was feeding a flock of them at the lake and one that I already fed hissed and nipped my leg then fucked off into the lake. Greedy bastard!
Those chickens sound like bitches
@@pappi8338 Cobra chickens give no fucks.
It’s because they still don’t have your trust yet. They’re very wary animals and they’re especially protective of their nests and young.
They used to be dinosaurs, tbf you would be salty if some day humans evolved into short flying honking things with no sharp teeth or claws
"Your offering is accepted. Your terms are not"
: Grabs goose neck
@@alexd4310 *Omae wo mou shinderu*
@@StormsandSaugeye*NANI?*
“Now I’m gonna eat this, but I am highly offended by it”
I speak for the trees!!
Couldn’t have thought of a more appropriate phrase.
HOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW BA A BA AD CAN I BEEEEEEEEE
Something Peter Griffin would say 😂
The Lorax quote
He hiss,
He snacc
He hiss again.
He hiss again B4 he attacc**
And when u run off he tell u "don't come bacc cuz u wacc" @@CoperliteConsumer
@@SlickNick98 😂
But most importantly,
He protec
Oh man, whut a sassy boi
I believe the goose can speak in both Snake and Trombone
As a trombone player, I assure you, that goose wasn't speaking Trombone. He/she was speaking bike horn😅
@@jefferyoneill1 I must admit I've never played a trombone, so I'll take your word for it. But the Goose does have a honk in its horn.
@@shneblyboy3604 Trombones, like most instruments, range from the highest pitched piccolo trombone, to the lowest pitched contrabass trombone. And no, I'm not making those up. I had to look them up to confirm that they exist
Sounds more like a baritone horn to me tbh
Nah they speak amateur Clarinet. I am deeply familiar with the goose honk of failure from my high school band days
He definitely honked "fuck off" 😂😂
With a bri ish accent
"Honk off!"
😂😂😂😂
I here "come on"
I was about to say the same 😂
Bro is an actual silly goose
GOT ME DEAD WITH THIS😂😭😂😭😭😂
He eats the food in your hand in the most aggressive way possible lol
"Fine, I'll eat it. Don't expect me to be happy about it tho".
So hangry xD
@@aazhieryakes884 Of course it is
Cobra chickens 😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Basalisk no cap 😂😂😂.
Perfectly fitting lol
I was about to comment that 😂
That got me too. 😂
I honestly love these goofy hissing dudes so much. But they've also always been nice to me lol, never been attacked by one, not even hissed at.
fake comment by a goose
*yet
"Thank you, Trash. Please resume knowing your place, eh?"
I love the little Canadian “eh” you added 😂😂
The goose doesn’t know it’s place that gooses are cooked into food in some countries.
@@tomng909Canadian geese get eaten too. Pigs will happily eat human flesh.
Nature eats us as much as we eat it
@@aazhieryakes884yeah lol haven't you ever seen Hannibal
canadians are so nice because all of their anger is transferred into these birds
Nope not all canadians are nice . Some are abusive, cheaters and violent. White or russian or quebecois or italian i experienced it with an exes
Thats why i respect them more than my fellow canadian citizens cause at least they stand up for their,rights and arent AFRAID to say "fuck off!"
So once the birds start being nice, you will know where it went.
Wrong. They are the nicest birds ever, if you get to know them. Once you do, they become very tame. Great goose overlords!
@@RaptureMusicOfficialunless they happen to make a nest in the middle of a walkway with a bush, then they atk anything that moves in 20 yards 😂
Their aggressive hissing is far more amusing than it is frightening.
Yeah. Swans hissing is WAY scarier than Geese
bro sounded like he said ‘fuck off’ at first lol
I think the subsequent hisses are directed at other birds coming to eat
"We shall have peace but that doesn't mean I've got to like you."
“Cobra Chicken”😝😝😝
This was temporary peace
With geese you have 100% peace. I have. I am friends with them for many years, never been bitten by them. Geese rule.
@CS-zn4bu you have never been near a pond in Canada also this was 5 MONTHS AGO
I am around any random geese (greylag, canada, egyptian) almost daily. DAILY. for at least 10 years. And never been bitten. Geese are the best. Very spiritual and meditative to meet these guys. Intelligent social modern dinosaus for sure. I love the cute little hisses of canada geese. It means "don't hurt me, then I won't hurt you either." good good :) @@Cobra_Chicken
Permanent peace was never an option.
@@CS-zn4bu Me too.
I think he might have just been hissing at the pigeons or another goose to go away so he can have the food all for himself
Just like cats
@@lorenzovlucid9118funny that you mention cats. I let my dog out on grass, outside my house, this morning. He’s really friendly and chill. I was daydreaming as he was doing his thing and all of a sudden, I hear cat screaming. I knew my dog wouldn’t hurt or attack and I assumed that my dog got to close to cat that lives otherwise of the small grass, probably trying to just say hello. I looked up and it was the neighbours cat and it was fighting another local cat. Was kinda funny. My dog usually freaks out when he hears cats fighting or any loud scary noise but he totally ignored it and carried on sniffing the grass, doing a wee etc. Neighbour with cat always has front door open in morning and I guess they are used to their cat fighting , because they didn’t even come out to investigate. 😂
Yeah but everytime it hissed it was looking directly at the person recording
No. The Goose just wants to also get some respect, to feel safe.
Nope
I've never heard of a goose being called a "hissing cobra chicken"! Too funny and accurate! 🤣
I respect and admire their aggressive and protective nature when introducing and raising their young. Theyre beautiful, i do the same thing.
You aggressively hiss at strangers just walking past you on the road? Now I'm scared of you too
(just a joke, please don't hiss, bite or peck my eyes out!)
that man just played with Satan
Nah geese can be friendly. Gotta keep in mind it’s a wild animal
If you are near from their nest, tell me I have some experience for a mall door a geese let their eggs in mall door and I didn’t know I think the dad attack me
@@fernandomendez6109qaçq11
LOL
I've "played" with these birds many times and have spent time with them day and night, to the point that I was accepted as a member of the flock. These birds can be amazingly caring once you get to know them. They each have their own very defined personalities and will absolutely take you in if you follow the correct flock protocol. This hissing isn't too aggressive. It's more like saying, "I don't know if I should trust you or not." If he was being threatening, his head would be close to the ground, his neck would form an "S" with the hackles standing up as far as short hackles can, and he would high step toward you. The only one of those things present here is the hissing. He's always standing sideways so that he can make a quick escape to the water if someone tries to catch him. While he's a bit unsure, he's not completely frightened, and he shows it by eating hungrily out of the man's hand. The one thing the man might have done differently would have been to kneel down to the goose's level as he approached him. If you know a few of the reassurance sounds they make, kneeling down in conjunction with making those sounds while moving your head forward and up in repeated circles would let the goose know you want to be friends. You really shouldn't try to make that movement unless you've been taught how, of have witnessed many times how the geese do it when welcoming each other. If you make the wrong head movement, you could be declaring war. They have a very complex language with lots of meaning to it, and if you have an idea what's being said, you can get along with them just fine. I tell you this with over half a century of watching them and eventually interacting with them, and on two occasions earning the honour of being cresh mother for a day.
They have amazing beak-eye coordination.
They are extremely intelligent too, and friendly.
@@RaptureMusicOfficialintelligent, yes. Friendly, idk about that one 😂 maybe if you don't go too close to their nesting grounds lol
@@Forrest1989 Geese are always very friendly to me. I hang out with those dudes regularly, they count to my best friends. Awesome feathered friends
"Go away human. I don't like you."
"Ohh food. Thank you." *Nibbles intensely.*
"Where was I? Oh yes. I hate you human, leave."
He wants it all, give him the whole bag
Your tithe is accepted... For now...
even the way it eats looks aggressive😂
It was nice and didn’t take your hand this time.
"You may live... but only for today."
Crazy that it didn't bite your hand off. It knows that if you still have them, you can still feed it.
They've got some nerve hissing at the hand that feeds them
The reason we haven't been invaded since 1812
It's like the Cobra chicken was saying "fuck off"
That snake eats faster than my dog. Amazing.
Wow what a passive aggressive bird.
CANADIAN!!!!😂😅
CANADIAN!😂😅
Mine do this as well. They are just excited and are usually warning others to stay away.
Same here, there’s this one hissy gander that I’ve named Brutus, he likes to act tough but he low key likes being petted.
@@evanmaldonado9799 petted? You are lucky!!!
I heard he said "f*ck off"
The head-bobbing means it's happy to see you. Hissing isn't always aggression.
I love that kind of hissing cobra, and get along with them quite well.
That wasn't a peace offering that was you begging for mercy.
I used to hate geese but a couple years ago I made friends with one at the smoking area outside where I work.
I would throw him pieces of lettuce from my sandwich.
always knew it was him because he was the only one that didnt hiss at me and would get really close to where I sat.
I called him "bro-goose" or "bruce" for short
Bruce seems like really chill -guy- goose
Awww that’s such a wholesome story! The geese at my local pond are my homies, That’s funny because I named one of the geese from that pond Big Bruce, he was the alpha male, he him and his wife Bailey had goslings in 2020 one of them had angel wing disease sadly, but he had such an attitude but would gently eat from my hand, same with this one gander that I named Brutus, he has that same attitude but is soft on the inside and lets me pet him, Geese aren’t always mean, I love them.
He was enjoying that second hand smoke too
@@Arborpress wasnt cigarettes so maybe. I didnt blow it in his face though I think its mean when people do that
Can confirm from personal experience that, while rare, they _can_ be friendly if they know they can trust you. I once had a pair that was fairly chill even when they had babies around.
Awww, the exotic hissing cobra chicken...yes
it’s so sad that these beautiful birds have nothing but hatred in their hearts lol
Nah they have infinite love and devotion to their family and mates. But to other geese? To humans? They're assholes. It isn't so much hatred as a compulsive need to be mean to and attack others. I say this as someone who loves them.
I can be sitting down 5 feet away from them, holding a bag of birdseed, in the process of sitting down to feed them, and they'll hiss at me as they approach me for food.
It's sad that you think that because it's absolutely not true.
@@Chompchompyerded they most definitely do but whatever dawg
"cobra chicken" I love it!❤😂
Goose be like: you're damn lucky that i'm hungry as fuck, or else
There actually quite fun to feed by hand!
What a wonderful goose!! ❤❤❤
Ah yes, the cobra chicken. 😂
These little guys just assert themselves wherever. They aren't afraid of people at all 😂
When i feed these guys, i feel like they bond with me
@mysteriousone5978 ah ok
They very likely do.
The look of contempt it gave you as it backed away 🤣
He’s in a tight spot.. trusting a HU’man
Looks like he was hissing at the pigeons to bugger off lol
Those pigeons just noped out of there, can't blame em
Warning, have food ready in your kitchen for the goose or he will be in your room tonight
She's like, "Dammit fine! Gimme those snacks a-hole!" 😂
The fact that he honked “F*ck off!”
Just your average day in Canada
One of the meanest animals with nothing to back it up
The Canadian Government wants to know your location..
dont really get it. if your reffering to the myth they are protected in canada, it is a myth, there are actually 2 hunting seasons for them per year. far from protected...
Such a beautiful creature
Duck: "That's not enough man!" "Meet me at the corner on 5th Avenue at 7 P.M. sharp and you better not be coming up short!"😂😭🤣
"You may live... *FOR NOW!* "
_HISSSSS_
Yep - an up-close interaction with a feathered spinal column. Little dinosaurs.
All the energy of the UP dog going SQUIRRLE
The way they hiss and move their necks is so snake-like it's hilarious
Absolutely! Love, geese❤
I just imagine that goose was thinking while taking the food
"Nanananananananananananananaa"
Imagine a Xenomorph/goose hybrid! 🤣
Just the title alone had me cackling 😂🤣 “cobra chicken” haha
This goose was on sentry duty while the other swam around...the human basically just walked up to a bouncer and offered them some trail mix. Nice
Peace was never a permanent option
You rewarded his hissing with food, so of course he's gonna keep hissing.
That post treat HISSSS was a term of endearment in the goose world.
Sounds like he’s saying “Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!” 😂
What a lovely Cobra chicken!
Your lucky you still have that hand
A literal demon from hell. I still love them though.
Looks like it wants a kiss 😂
What a noble goose
Aw How Cute I like it when they go up and down with they're Necks it is Cute and funny❤
Close encounter with the hissing cobra chicken.😂
Cobra chicken? THATS CLEARLY A GOOSE
Give him a kiss, he’ll soften right up
Hissing is only one of basically two sounds they make. As in all animals, communication is always a combination of sound and body language. That goose was perfectly happy to see you and used to eating seed from you. Not being aggressive at all. His head was not low, feathers not ruffled and wings not out. He was erect up rite and head bobbing.
Now that’s a new one “Cobra Chicken”
They’re so cuteee
"Hissing cobra chicken" 😂
"You ain't worthy."
-cobra chicken
The first noise it made sounded like “f u!” 🤣
Oh cobra chicken, you silly goose.
This gives off the same vibes as an orange cat who wants attention but doesn’t want to be touched 😂
That beginning shows why they’re called cobra chickens lol
Hissing Cobra Chicken is my favorite phrase in a while
From now on, I'm calling them Cobra Chickens
“Hissing cobra chicken” Accurate
In my hometown, we had one flock that was so used to being fed that they would actually follow anyone that walked by, it was funny at times cause they would be right on your ass hissing while also demanding food.
I automatically like every goose and raven video I see
The very definition of *GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Aw the geese is so cute❤
All hail the mighty Cobra Chicken!