Devoted Pet Goose Defends his Owner from Stranger

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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • Coming up on 10,000,000 views---thank you all! Wally the goose is very loving to his owner, but not so to everyone else. He was raised from a gosling by his owner, but he strikes out at everyone else, even his owner's own brother. After the attack, Wally flaps with pride to his three cheering friends.
    2024 update, Wally continues to live happily! I'll soon post some clips of him through the years from when this video was taken

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @Mqouser
    @Mqouser 3 роки тому +34154

    Goose: **bites man**
    Other Geese: **DEMONIC SCREECHES OF JOY**

    • @dialatedmcd
      @dialatedmcd 3 роки тому +898

      I imagine this is kind of how some dinosaurs behaved. Imagine them a little bigger. Maybe some scales.

    • @awesomeatronik
      @awesomeatronik 3 роки тому +552

      The terrifyingly annoying honk of the T-Rex will horrify you for life

    • @dialatedmcd
      @dialatedmcd 3 роки тому +175

      @@awesomeatronik Right but put some depth and some pitch down townwards on that honkage and you have one blowhole roaration fantaslement, you know what I’m saying, like a tuba blower that smoked too many cigarettes, man that shit would out hair on your chest if you heard it

    • @123youbia
      @123youbia 3 роки тому +28

      Kinda underrated comment lol

    • @NickName-mn6jm
      @NickName-mn6jm 3 роки тому +2

      I made it 666!
      Yas😇

  • @iForix
    @iForix 3 роки тому +9970

    "Oh by the way, tomorrow is bring your pet to work day!"
    Owner: *laughs manically*

    • @snakevenomous72
      @snakevenomous72 3 роки тому +42

      FIRST REPLY

    • @jeffasbestos7813
      @jeffasbestos7813 3 роки тому +18

      @@snakevenomous72 si señor fiesta

    • @PabloHenrique92
      @PabloHenrique92 3 роки тому +90

      Meanwhile, his co-worker who happens to have a peregrine falcon as a pet "I'm about to feed my pet and end this man's career"

    • @jeffasbestos7813
      @jeffasbestos7813 3 роки тому +15

      @@snakevenomous72 You think you could just edit your comment and get away with it? This is the internet lad, your fiest reply will never go away

    • @snakevenomous72
      @snakevenomous72 3 роки тому +2

      True 😔

  • @MattyIcecubes
    @MattyIcecubes Рік тому +721

    Back in 2016 a Canada goose crash landed on my balcony. He had a broken wing. I took him to the emergency vet, but could not afford his treatment. They sent him to the Cincinnati zoo for treatment, and gave them my phone number so they could keep me in the loop with how his treatment was going. They called and asked if I wanted to give him a name, and I named him "Oscar" after my grandfather, and went to visit him a few times. After about 6 months he was fully recovered and ready to be released back into the wild. They called and asked if I would like the honor of releasing him, and I happily accepted. Lo and behold, when spring rolled around he returned to my balcony to say hello; and continued to do so every year...until this year. He did not show this year, and I'm so bummed out over it and really worried about him :(

    • @chatgpt4135
      @chatgpt4135 Рік тому +41

      Birds know gratitude, which many humans have left ❤️👍🙂Thanks for helping and rescuing it.
      And good that the zoo members gave you so much insights , updates and let you still be in contact with goose for 6 months
      We aren't from Canada, but vets here are not so trained and clever and even not passionate abt their work, amd they don't show same honor and hospitality to their clients as the zoo people shown to you

    • @gbasar1032
      @gbasar1032 10 місяців тому +49

      From 2016 to 2023, it’s over 7-8 years. He must have died of old age by now and that is why he couldn’t make it this time.

    • @MattyIcecubes
      @MattyIcecubes 10 місяців тому +20

      @@gbasar1032 They can live up to 25 years

    • @TFIta369
      @TFIta369 9 місяців тому +1

      Incredible sense of direction/location!

    • @TofuTeo
      @TofuTeo 8 місяців тому +24

      Aww I'm so sorry... What a lovely story, and I bet he's doing fine out there. Maybe he found a family and settled down, or his nature instincts took over and he got busy with other stuff. Whatever it is, I'm sure he remembers you and thinks of you, considering he came back all those years. I hope you see him again. Please update us if you do! Sending love.

  • @Swampgurl777
    @Swampgurl777 2 роки тому +2820

    Love how he goes back to the other ducks to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pebble651
      @pebble651 Рік тому +92

      Pretty sure there also geese

    • @Patentmat
      @Patentmat  Рік тому +212

      The proud and victorious flapping gets me

    • @EchoLog
      @EchoLog Рік тому +17

      @@Patentmat "BE WITNESS TO MY VICTORY FLAPS, ALL WHO RESIDE IN MY REALM"
      My dad had a chicken and I had a duck when we each grew up. Currently there's a cockatiel pair that share our living room. Male birds are so macho disproportionate to their size, which gets dangerous with weight and groups. (Emus dude, emus.) But is adorable when you know the species's culture/language for lack of better phrase.
      My duck would get moody if he thought I was cheating on him, but he was egocentric like an infant; all good if he spends time with other ducks or people or my dog. 😂

    • @TheGnarlyGnome89
      @TheGnarlyGnome89 Рік тому +6

      Geese tho, they’re geese

    • @pragyanprajapati8032
      @pragyanprajapati8032 Рік тому

      Lmao 🤣

  • @davidvincent380
    @davidvincent380 3 роки тому +8172

    that escalated quickly

    • @Shuja_Khyber
      @Shuja_Khyber 3 роки тому +17

      I would have grabbed the goose and Hugged it till death.
      Even if it was staring to kill me lmao 😂

    • @MelC-td9bg
      @MelC-td9bg 3 роки тому +25

      0:14 That moment when the goose realized its mistake 😂😂

    • @Yue_Jin
      @Yue_Jin 3 роки тому +4

      Not quick enough.

    • @Yue_Jin
      @Yue_Jin 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shuja_Khyber Yeah we can hope, the it killing you part of course.

    • @Shuja_Khyber
      @Shuja_Khyber 3 роки тому +4

      @@Yue_Jin Brueh, You do Realise the fucking Goose has a scrawny neck that can be snapped in an instance?

  • @theotv5522
    @theotv5522 3 роки тому +10666

    Here in Vietnam, we have goose as watchdogs and they are so good at their job not only they keep the robbers out but also the house owner.

    • @mailien1210
      @mailien1210 3 роки тому +190

      hello vietnam fellow!! I'm vietnamese too

    • @borb7391
      @borb7391 3 роки тому +180

      Lovely... Just another day in Vietnam

    • @cringe6059
      @cringe6059 3 роки тому +354

      Big sized one work best , just saw a dog running away from a goose in fear

    • @Amkx4502
      @Amkx4502 3 роки тому +173

      "They are not in the trees, they are the trees".

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 3 роки тому +194

      Plot twist: the geese ARE the house owners

  • @UncleBeerus
    @UncleBeerus 2 роки тому +1396

    The sheer terror with which the camera man tried to avoid the goose’s chomp was hysterical

    • @Patentmat
      @Patentmat  Рік тому +75

      I'll try to put up a few more of him. Visited Wally again 5 years on and nothing has changed. Just put up a short of that short visit

    • @Yasmine91646
      @Yasmine91646 Рік тому +1

      His laugh made me laugh 😂

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 Рік тому +8

      Don’t worry
      The cameraman always lives

  • @knowledgeseeker3403
    @knowledgeseeker3403 2 роки тому +190

    0:14 Goose: "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!"

  • @Mrspiderwalk
    @Mrspiderwalk 3 роки тому +16578

    This reminds me that my mom said when she was younger, the dump in her city didn’t have a guard dog. They had a guard goose. Thing was ferocious and people were scared of it.

    • @CheshireCesare
      @CheshireCesare 3 роки тому +993

      Geese and turkeys will fuck you up, they’re terrifying creatures... lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @lonepotato1444
      @lonepotato1444 3 роки тому +139

      @@CheshireCesare And peacock

    • @sadmakoto1924
      @sadmakoto1924 3 роки тому +54

      Your profile pic is awfully familiar

    • @rebeltvr6046
      @rebeltvr6046 3 роки тому +380

      In India, peacocks are preferred over dogs for guard duty. Those guard birds are notorious for protecting their territory. Thieves are scared of them.

    • @lonepotato1444
      @lonepotato1444 3 роки тому +160

      @@rebeltvr6046 I ain't no thief, but when they spread their tail, I'd poop my pants

  • @nothereanymore3941
    @nothereanymore3941 3 роки тому +27545

    I love how the other geese started smelling the killer instinct coming through the air and preemptively shrieked

    • @o0sunsi0o
      @o0sunsi0o 3 роки тому +288

      Funny and true. 😆

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 3 роки тому +95

      @@o0sunsi0o fake and gay

    • @awake7586
      @awake7586 3 роки тому +309

      @@He-who-wakes why are u gae

    • @KingStr0ng
      @KingStr0ng 3 роки тому +130

      It's Jurassic Park but with birbs instead.

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 3 роки тому +25

      @fox downy you ok bro?

  • @elaxerblaxer
    @elaxerblaxer Рік тому +153

    LMAO
    I love how they all just start screaming

    • @SMCwasTaken
      @SMCwasTaken Рік тому +4

      Its funny when they attack people 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elaxerblaxer
      @elaxerblaxer Рік тому

      @@SMCwasTakenikr!

  • @myyoutube3022
    @myyoutube3022 2 роки тому +94

    The goose just kept screaming after like he was disgusted that the man dared to touch him 😂

  • @PSN_OGRE
    @PSN_OGRE 3 роки тому +3055

    Goose: *"Violence isn't the answer it's a question and the answer is yes!"*

    • @Blue0000FF
      @Blue0000FF 3 роки тому +27

      LOOOOOOOL! You win the internet today bud

    • @ashharkausar6921
      @ashharkausar6921 3 роки тому +12

      This comment is perfection!

    • @cocopots
      @cocopots 3 роки тому +7

      Whats up urameshi-

    • @unusualfearlesss7591
      @unusualfearlesss7591 3 роки тому +5

      Technoblade refrence yooo

    • @noregrets8404
      @noregrets8404 3 роки тому

      Sounds like something roger would say off american dad xD

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 3 роки тому +32047

    I like how the goose initially is like “ah thats nice, a third hand”
    Then it swaps to
    “WAIT? A THIRD HAND?”

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 2 роки тому +2079

      HONK

    • @nathanford1201
      @nathanford1201 2 роки тому +1177

      @@rotyler2177 *Honk intensifies*

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 2 роки тому +485

      @@nathanford1201 "What!? Hooman!? HONK!"

    • @honk42069
      @honk42069 2 роки тому +72

      @@rotyler2177 yes?

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 2 роки тому +97

      @@honk42069 ... HONK.

  • @eiyukabe
    @eiyukabe 2 роки тому +56

    I've had a hard time picturing how birds could be the descendants of ancient dinosaurs. Now I see it.

    • @errorx_x1063
      @errorx_x1063 8 місяців тому

      Watching seagulls fight for food. That's when I realized Dinos didn't really die off lol

  • @MiguelMeanGreen
    @MiguelMeanGreen 2 роки тому +212

    This reminded me of the flock of geese I used to feed at my vending job. Giant boxes full of 64 individual bags of chips were always likely to have had at least one bag that got blown open, and I saved those chips to feed to the geese while sitting on the back of my work box truck. Though I never tried to pet them, they certainly never attacked me. I hope those geese are still doing alright and have found a new friend to feed them.

    • @bobertjones2300
      @bobertjones2300 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I hope they didn't turn to Grey Goose Vodka when you left.

    • @wonderpunch4984
      @wonderpunch4984 Рік тому +1

      Not sure if chips are healthy for geese

    • @doctorjekyll6125
      @doctorjekyll6125 Рік тому +5

      @@wonderpunch4984 beggars can’t be choosers. I’m sure the calories are better than none at all. The Pet food industry and all the misinformation on the internet has you believe that bread and chips are bad for them. If you read it in a peer reviewed journal, then believe it.

    • @BTG514
      @BTG514 Рік тому

      @@wonderpunch4984 Excessive salt isn't good for my dog. So if I want to share popcorn with him I don't dress it.

    • @vada.6024
      @vada.6024 Рік тому

      I'm sure they enjoyed chomping on those chips! 🪿

  • @frilliflove2424
    @frilliflove2424 3 роки тому +15218

    When the goose is hugging his owner, you can see him trying to preen his hair. That's flock behaviour. I love it

    • @lemonaid7639
      @lemonaid7639 3 роки тому +819

      sometimes our chickens do this to me and it's so sweet

    • @Michael-mn4ef
      @Michael-mn4ef 3 роки тому +247

      duck also do that

    • @gxxnie
      @gxxnie 3 роки тому +282

      "That's flock behavior" 😤😤

    • @frilliflove2424
      @frilliflove2424 3 роки тому +37

      @@gxxnie?

    • @arcade5060
      @arcade5060 3 роки тому +296

      Sorry to be rude but a Group of geese is called a gaggle

  • @luckystar3641
    @luckystar3641 3 роки тому +7172

    This is the only hint of kindness geese will ever show. Treasure it.

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 3 роки тому +169

      If they like you they will like you forever
      Very hard to form relationships with adult birds

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 3 роки тому +114

      @@brandonfoley7519 I assume the one who got Hugs, probably raised the goose from Gooseling

    • @jpch8814
      @jpch8814 3 роки тому +76

      They are very mean animals. I see them chasing joggers at the park lol

    • @rescuerex7031
      @rescuerex7031 3 роки тому +96

      @@jpch8814 They aren't Mean their territorial

    • @cripthegoose2320
      @cripthegoose2320 3 роки тому +5

      Can confirm

  • @ZedEff420
    @ZedEff420 5 місяців тому +17

    Gooses are silly, but also masters of the nipple cripple twist of doom.
    Approach at your own risk 🤣🤣

  • @linanicolia1363
    @linanicolia1363 Рік тому +96

    Adorable......the intrusion was noticed by the goose and her friends agreed and backed her up. Can't fool a goose. She knew there was an arm there, that did not belong.

  • @DefineMeAsOne
    @DefineMeAsOne 3 роки тому +17950

    Goose: another hand is petting me?
    Goose:....
    Goose: wait a minute humans don't have 3 hands...
    Dark Souls Boss theme song.

  • @MsBaruschka
    @MsBaruschka 3 роки тому +13643

    Look at his geese friends in the background, cheering for him slaying a human... that's real friendship right there.

    • @Selkie7
      @Selkie7 3 роки тому +171

      Geese are assholes. Known fact.

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 роки тому +93

      It’s interspecies friendship too. The brown goose is a domesticated swan goose. The white geese are domesticated greylag geese.

    • @nonononame
      @nonononame 3 роки тому +97

      "Yeah, go get him, Jerry! EAT HIS ANKLES"

    • @thomaspanditfan2435
      @thomaspanditfan2435 3 роки тому +6

      @El Maccho wives?

    • @thomaspanditfan2435
      @thomaspanditfan2435 3 роки тому +9

      @El Maccho how many wives does oen normally have?

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +48

    A goose: challenges the immortal cameraman
    Everyone: *Wait, that's illegal*
    The Romans were smart to use geese as guards...yes, they actually did! They used them on the Palatine, one of Rome's seven hills. During a siege by the Gauls in 390 B.C., the Palatine was saved by honking geese that warned the defenders of an attack.

    • @wanderer3004
      @wanderer3004 2 місяці тому

      They also seriously did screwed up stuff to a dog every year to commemorate the event after the dogs failed.

  • @gobro9483
    @gobro9483 2 роки тому +23

    I love how those other 2 at the back are like just having a laugh😂

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy 3 роки тому +10501

    I like how the Geese looks at the extra hand at 0:12 like "..Wait a second... You're not him! DIE!"

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 3 роки тому +132

      HAHAHA

    • @Navesblue
      @Navesblue 3 роки тому +85

      Easily my favorite comment on here.

    • @vincnt1
      @vincnt1 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/n8FcUGrD0-s/v-deo.html

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 3 роки тому +102

      Goose: it's time for you to bleed.

    • @savageramirez2925
      @savageramirez2925 3 роки тому +13

      @Shaan Naafir lmfao 😂😂

  • @drank.99
    @drank.99 3 роки тому +2608

    Why is noone talking about that other goose in the background just hyping the attacking goose up. It's the goose equivalent of going "Oooooooooooooooh" at a fight

    • @fontenoyjoe
      @fontenoyjoe 3 роки тому +55

      LMAO! There's always an instigator in the wings

    • @niyazrahman2058
      @niyazrahman2058 3 роки тому +5

      why do u type shit without lookjng? youd know that many ppl are talking about it if u sorted comment section to popular

    • @drank.99
      @drank.99 3 роки тому +34

      @@niyazrahman2058 🗿

    • @theresearcherofart
      @theresearcherofart 3 роки тому +13

      @@niyazrahman2058 someone's mad

    • @niyazrahman2058
      @niyazrahman2058 3 роки тому +6

      @@theresearcherofart no im just sick of the "why is no one.."method of cultivating likes, when someone CLEARLY DID WRITE ABOUT IT.

  • @meanhe8702
    @meanhe8702 2 роки тому +13

    That’s at the same time an awesome, loyal friend, and a jerk! 😂🤣

  • @TheTwerkMerc
    @TheTwerkMerc Рік тому +23

    I like how the other geese are cheering him on, almost exclaiming, "VICTORY IS OURS!!!"

  • @toradrow777
    @toradrow777 3 роки тому +1840

    Goose: "There's only room for one human in this flock, buddy, and and it ain't you!"

  • @ssstylish2681
    @ssstylish2681 3 роки тому +55792

    Some jails here in Brazil are using geese to guard the prison instead of dogs, the inmates used to throw food to the dogs and they became friendly to them, the geese don't like anybody but their owner and they attack and make a lot of noise if someone steps into their territory

    • @vexelicious
      @vexelicious 3 роки тому +7971

      oh sh*t really?
      Damn goose doesn't care...goose doesn't give a sh*t....

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 3 роки тому +3453

      I hope this is true

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 3 роки тому +2087

      @@ssstylish2681 huh, that’s pretty interesting! Thanks for sharing it

    • @ssstylish2681
      @ssstylish2681 3 роки тому +744

      @@lolom8772 You're welcome

    • @stalinsoulz7872
      @stalinsoulz7872 3 роки тому +1380

      Holy shit
      *Give those Guards some raise*

  • @rebekahTee-er3rz
    @rebekahTee-er3rz 8 місяців тому +3

    Swans are loyal also. These birds are very adorable.

  • @MissStatement
    @MissStatement Рік тому +136

    This goose is more loyal than people ever will be :o

    • @Un1821
      @Un1821 Рік тому +2

      Yeah unfortunately true.

    • @petricor1420
      @petricor1420 Рік тому +2

      Like you 😂

    • @kaloz429mobile9
      @kaloz429mobile9 8 місяців тому +1

      Or cats
      Cats are ungratefull

    • @pyerack
      @pyerack 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kaloz429mobile9 Bro doesn't know cats

    • @2ndintelligentWorld
      @2ndintelligentWorld 7 місяців тому +3

      can we shut up with this 10 year old mentality already lol "people suck and animals are awesome just because they're stupid and they don't know what they're doing" like stop lol Just cause they're not mentally capable of being "evil", doesn't mean they're morally better and it also doesn't mean we're any less moral because we're capable of more things. Morality is a complicated subject but I feel like the general population is smart enough in 21st century to know really, really basic things like this

  • @Huntress_Hannah
    @Huntress_Hannah 3 роки тому +5928

    I love how she stopped to check and see who’s hand was in her face before she went ham

  • @stynnguyen6085
    @stynnguyen6085 3 роки тому +34915

    I love how his friend doesnt help him and just watches the whole thing of the goose attacking him. XD that's true friendship.

    • @antonnovo695
      @antonnovo695 3 роки тому +823

      Conflict of interest

    • @YTdelsCmts4NoRsn
      @YTdelsCmts4NoRsn 3 роки тому +1313

      Guess you could say it gave him GOOSEbumps

    • @danielb7495
      @danielb7495 3 роки тому +273

      It’s two guys on a pick-nick that isn’t his friend. It’s his boyfriend lol

    • @bangtio23
      @bangtio23 3 роки тому +290

      You can see he actually try to help, but too busy laughing
      Priority

    • @manmohantudu2794
      @manmohantudu2794 3 роки тому +401

      Bruh that's his brother😑

  • @a2thek914
    @a2thek914 2 роки тому +19

    Notice how at 0:33 the Geese and the guy with the grey jacket starts bowing to each other. Geese use a lot of body language to communicate, as well as verbal cues. The head bowing is a greeting.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +24

    That's one feisty cobra chicken you've got there...he's lucky it's not the Canada kind. Geese are more effective than armed guards. At least where leisurely strolls are involved

  • @alexisalvarez2330
    @alexisalvarez2330 3 роки тому +638

    “Who tf gave you permission to touch me”

  • @nikkoval8490
    @nikkoval8490 3 роки тому +4986

    There’s something primordial about geese. As if they are suppose to be like 20 feet tall & this is just their miniature form.

    • @jupiterisaak1004
      @jupiterisaak1004 3 роки тому +286

      Aren’t they related to dinosaurs? That’s probably it

    • @jaysteenybuggerlastnames4249
      @jaysteenybuggerlastnames4249 3 роки тому +404

      Poultry have not forgotten what it is like to be a dinosaur.

    • @Walpurgis117
      @Walpurgis117 3 роки тому +365

      @@jupiterisaak1004 They are avian dinosaurs. The ones that went extinct are non-avian dinosaurs. A lot of people say that birds are related to dinosaurs, without realising they *are* dinosaurs. Look it up :)

    • @wyom2838
      @wyom2838 3 роки тому +121

      @@Walpurgis117 how have the turnables have tabled

    • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
      @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 3 роки тому +26

      Hahaha. So true. They do look like they should be humongous!

  • @baublesanddolls
    @baublesanddolls 2 роки тому +12

    Protecting his loved one ❤

  • @user-wb8wy2nk6m
    @user-wb8wy2nk6m 2 роки тому +37

    The split second of false feeling of calm in this video, for both for the man and the goose, cracked me up😅
    The goose initially enjoying the mans hand before noticing the betrayal. And the man feeling comfortable enough using his bare hand, instead of the glove he had reserved for that😂I feel like that special little moment really connected them 😂

  • @JM-5150
    @JM-5150 2 роки тому +7589

    We had one as a kid, she was injured and landed in our yard. My mom fed her and nursed her back to health. She never left and decide to stay. She would sit on the porch with my mom and get in her lap. She was a wild goose that loved my mom. Would follow her everywhere. She eventual passed about 7-8 years later. My mom found her in the rose garden under a bush. Where she just went to sleep. We named her Candy. She was a very sweet goose.

    • @decd
      @decd 2 роки тому +465

      rip dear candy

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 2 роки тому +191

      Aww that’s such a sweet story
      😊

    • @MeowBockbock88
      @MeowBockbock88 2 роки тому +75

      Awwww😢

    • @txwhyxbeetsx4ever381
      @txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 2 роки тому +147

      God gave me this story to witness cause I almost forgot there was wholesome stuff in life wow lol

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 2 роки тому +31

      @@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381 Bless 🙏

  • @countingstrides4068
    @countingstrides4068 3 роки тому +1439

    I love how the ones in the background are egging him on.

    • @squiremuldoon5462
      @squiremuldoon5462 3 роки тому +47

      It’s like those videos of homies in high school gettin in fights , the ones in the background make similar noises.

    • @sc3961
      @sc3961 3 роки тому +19

      Ha.. ha ha... hahaha _egging_ him on ^^ Punny!

    • @someinternetbox168
      @someinternetbox168 3 роки тому +4

      @@sc3961 lol but i dont think it was intended

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 3 роки тому +2

      Hey what's good for the gander...

    • @ChunkeeNoodleSoup
      @ChunkeeNoodleSoup 3 роки тому

      Goose gang

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman 6 місяців тому +2

    Lmao those honks were filled with ATTITUDE!!!!
    so adorable

  • @kiwibirdgirl3512
    @kiwibirdgirl3512 Рік тому +6

    A pet goose protecting its owner very wholesome

  • @ZeoWorks
    @ZeoWorks 3 роки тому +23668

    Geese are very loyal creatures, they're usually a "one human bird". :)

    • @reiivitor6827
      @reiivitor6827 3 роки тому +84

      You here lol

    • @borb7391
      @borb7391 3 роки тому +233

      Holy shit, it's you... I can't believe the creator of the #1 teletubbies horror game commented on this video, Also you brung us childhood

    • @cheemcrayon8188
      @cheemcrayon8188 3 роки тому +12

      Y e s

    • @elhormiguerodelracionamiento
      @elhormiguerodelracionamiento 3 роки тому +39

      Yes, the guardians use to have pet gooses outside the entrance to their secret lairs for scare the teletubbies away or alert of something, because they have a microphone and tubbymicro camera with tubby charger incorporated, sadly the newborns killed our Favourite Slendytubbies III Guardian.

    • @elhormiguerodelracionamiento
      @elhormiguerodelracionamiento 3 роки тому +6

      (Its sarcasm and a Good Plot Twist)
      I hope you answer me God Zeo

  • @harshityadavCamper
    @harshityadavCamper 2 роки тому +6596

    His laugh makes it so so much better. Like he knew he is going to get attacked.

    • @antizx9677
      @antizx9677 2 роки тому +8

      Almost 2k likes but no replies, strange

    • @harshityadavCamper
      @harshityadavCamper 2 роки тому +11

      @@antizx9677 If not for your comment, I wouldn't have known this got so many likes lmao

    • @antizx9677
      @antizx9677 2 роки тому +3

      @@harshityadavCamper thank u gentleman 🙂

    • @Christoph8
      @Christoph8 2 роки тому +31

      “I’m in danger.” 😄

    • @tysjustvibinb931
      @tysjustvibinb931 2 роки тому +4

      In my town they have the gooses guard my local at&t parking lot, so once they finesse you with the overpriced bill you ain't getting back in :/

  • @grimtheghastly8878
    @grimtheghastly8878 Рік тому +2

    You can't convince me birds aren't dinosaurs

  • @Maxarcc
    @Maxarcc Рік тому +1

    I love how the other goose in the back are like: "hhhehehe"

  • @theharlequin7280
    @theharlequin7280 3 роки тому +2371

    You gotta appreciate the guts of geese who fearlessly charge primates about 30x their weight with nothing but a dull beak and hollow bones.

    • @HeGotNoArms
      @HeGotNoArms 3 роки тому +338

      My guy they have serrated tongues and sharp teeth. They can be gentle tho I’ve been accepted into a few flocks. It’s great like having a bunch of badass friends protecting you

    • @somerandomguyontheinternett
      @somerandomguyontheinternett 3 роки тому +53

      @@HeGotNoArms How can we fight back? I would like to know incase of any future scenarios concerning me and a goose.

    • @batyalivni3577
      @batyalivni3577 3 роки тому +235

      @@somerandomguyontheinternett you don't. Run.

    • @rollingthunder1043
      @rollingthunder1043 3 роки тому +120

      @@somerandomguyontheinternett One trick I've seen is to grab them by the throat right at the base of the head, and just YEET. However this is a remarkably difficult trick to pull off, so I strongly suggest you just flee.

    • @0oShwavyo0
      @0oShwavyo0 3 роки тому +137

      @@somerandomguyontheinternett you just saw a video of a violent goose attack lol, I think the answer is to just laugh and roll around on your picnic blanket. In seriousness, I think you just want to calmly walk away and like just not freak out and die because it's only a medium sized waterfowl.

  • @DarkFactory
    @DarkFactory 2 роки тому +5798

    Goose touched by a human who is not a owner:
    "So you have chosen death"

    • @Mori1000
      @Mori1000 2 роки тому +21

      Oh god, I just watched The lord of the ring for the first time and now I know where this comes from

    • @__matcha
      @__matcha 2 роки тому +14

      creative aren't we

    • @bodychoke
      @bodychoke 2 роки тому +8

      Not funny. Be quiet.

    • @kiWi-zv8vr
      @kiWi-zv8vr 2 роки тому +5

      Then pay with your blood!

    • @defsouul3127
      @defsouul3127 2 роки тому +4

      @@__matcha there's no such thing as an original thought get over it

  • @cynthusinfinite
    @cynthusinfinite Рік тому +3

    Lol such loyalty.

  • @CaptainObvious55
    @CaptainObvious55 6 місяців тому +2

    Wow, 1st time cameraman isnt safe

  • @jaymerka5875
    @jaymerka5875 3 роки тому +3572

    I love how he stands up tall and proud and flaps his wings like "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" 0:49

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 2 роки тому +86

      He won the crowd. "Maxi-Goose! Maxi-Goose!"

    • @Herbert2892
      @Herbert2892 2 роки тому +61

      I think he just did it for the crowd. He knows humans in this place dont kill geese in a fight. Very smart of him, the crowd really believed he truly won.

    • @iamnel3141
      @iamnel3141 2 роки тому +38

      Actually that's a sign of 'good riddance'.. they usually do that after a fight

    • @bouncyshak
      @bouncyshak 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @katyahorizon
      @katyahorizon 2 роки тому +21

      I was more under the impression like, "Mess with me again, I dare you!"

  • @riftis2210
    @riftis2210 3 роки тому +6843

    The goose was right, goose didn't even know that guy and he starts touching him, that's weird man. I would have bit him too.

    • @spiritualera3877
      @spiritualera3877 3 роки тому +271

      Ahahahaha imagine being groped by a stranger, pros get locked up, or bit up

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 роки тому +427

      Just imagine if a stranger tried petting you when your being hugged by a friend.

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 3 роки тому +178

      honkrassment

    • @Suve35967
      @Suve35967 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @gazzawhite
      @gazzawhite 3 роки тому +14

      They are brothers.

  • @franklee4106
    @franklee4106 Рік тому +1

    The goose is litterlary like a kid when they get hugged by there parents infront of there friends but still wanna seem cool

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 7 місяців тому +1

    Birdies are so funny! They are the funniest things in nature, to me!😊

  • @FalcoNat
    @FalcoNat 3 роки тому +3303

    Other person: _tries to pet the goose_
    The goose: *”Peace was never an option”*

    • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
      @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 3 роки тому +35

      Ah yes Classic

    • @Haxior5506
      @Haxior5506 3 роки тому +13

      Ah! Yeah! The meme came back!

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 3 роки тому +11

      _So you have chosen death_

    • @ThatGuy-jk9kq
      @ThatGuy-jk9kq 3 роки тому +4

      Haha fonni not overused meme you’re so fonni hahhahhahaha 😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂😹🤣😂

    • @CodeOverReality
      @CodeOverReality 3 роки тому

      Peace is rarely an option

  • @matthewbaker6177
    @matthewbaker6177 3 роки тому +660

    I had a goose just like this....followed me everywhere and never attacked me, but scared the hell out of everyone else. People who visited our home would often be seen running away terrified. Best guard goose ever.

    • @garybuttherissilent5896
      @garybuttherissilent5896 2 роки тому +20

      guard goose XD

    • @trufflegallow1978
      @trufflegallow1978 2 роки тому +31

      My neighbour's pet goose became friends with me because I gave him food. Sometimes he would come and tickles my back with his beak demanding a food when I sat on the chair outside.

    • @birdseye7166
      @birdseye7166 Рік тому

      i have a goose like that as well (his name is George). there are very good guards.

    • @Patentmat
      @Patentmat  Рік тому +2

      Sounds like this one too. What would happen if they met 🤯

  • @Wolkebuch99
    @Wolkebuch99 Рік тому +1

    It's like a bird version of Bobby Hill
    "I don't know you!"

  • @lukapaka
    @lukapaka 2 роки тому +1

    0:22 that betrayal, when the friend lets go of the birb

  • @vey5579
    @vey5579 3 роки тому +2404

    Hes the bad boy in the wattpad books that hates everyone except the innocent, kind female protagonist he's going to date

  • @r12j78
    @r12j78 3 роки тому +828

    0:31 he just takes a few steps back after getting bonked like "aight, you're stronger than you look, I'll let this one slide"

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 3 роки тому +74

      You can see him be like "Oof ok u got it."

    • @natechicken685
      @natechicken685 3 роки тому +94

      @@maltheri9833 *discombobulate*

    • @MechanicalAddict
      @MechanicalAddict 3 роки тому +48

      @@natechicken685 E L B O W D E S T R U C T I O N

    • @Dominic.p20
      @Dominic.p20 3 роки тому +4

      She*

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 3 роки тому +3

      THe fucking idiot almost broke the goose neck. Fucking idiot friend, never invite him again

  • @hedan2
    @hedan2 2 роки тому +1

    Peace was never an option "says the geese"

  • @animeanime8907
    @animeanime8907 2 роки тому +3

    I like how the goose's chicks are cheering for him at the back.

  • @Brucehumphrey
    @Brucehumphrey 2 роки тому +6533

    For anyone wondering, this is called imprinting. It’s something some mammals do, but more famously birds as well, especially ducks and geese. When they’re still little and they’re separated from their mother, they automatically start looking for a “mother figure” or “role model.” Once they choose someone (it can be a person or another animal), they will look up to them, follow them, and might even try to mimic them. Geese are very territorial and possessive, so it’s very likely this goose imprinted on that guy with the black jacket and is protective of him.

    • @motherlandbot6837
      @motherlandbot6837 2 роки тому +268

      Agreed, except that wild geese, unlike ducks and most galliform birds, are biparental. Ganders don't incubate or brood, but fiercely defend their sitting mates, and goslings imprint on and follow both parents.

    • @sirwhite5308
      @sirwhite5308 2 роки тому +73

      i only knew imprinting from ark lmao

    • @infiniteblue895
      @infiniteblue895 2 роки тому +68

      lol twilight

    • @Brucehumphrey
      @Brucehumphrey 2 роки тому +61

      @@newgroundswasbetter777 That’s literally what I said and what imprinting means. You really thought you were on to something there lmao.

    • @motherlandbot6837
      @motherlandbot6837 2 роки тому +96

      @@newgroundswasbetter777 Because baby geese, ducks, chickens, quail (precocial birds) etc. leave their nest forever within a few hours of hatching, and must bond with their parent very quickly BEFORE they leave. Once this critical bonding period is over, it is much more difficult for them to bond with a substitute, and the bonding process is slower if it occurs at all. Imprinting is a two way (three way in biparental species such as geese and New World quails) process; parental adults bond with their offspring within a brief peruod after hatching. The same holds for mammals such as Impala, Zebras, and Wildebeest, whose babies can stand and then walk and run with their mother shortly after birth.
      By comparison, altricial birds and most baby mammals are helpless at birth, and remain in a nest for days or weeks, or even months, before they leave. Baby monkeys and apes, unlike most altricial mammals, (including Humans), have the ability to cling to their mothers and other parental adults shortly after birth, enabling said parental adults to carry them about, so very few primates keep their babies in nests. With altricial mammals as with precocial mammals, mothers and other parental adults STILL imprint very quickly on their neonate babies, but the babies imprint slowly and gradually, and can easily bond/imprint over a longer period of time.
      In conventional farming practice, bull calves of dairy breeds of cattle are taken from their mothers and either killed or raised for veal. If her calf is removed as it is born, and the mother is thus prevented from cleaning off and imprinting on her calf, she will accept its' removal with little ir no observable sense of loss. The exact opposite usually happens if she has a chance to imprint on her calf before it is removed; she will show very obvious and prolonged distress, lowing persistently and searching for her missing baby.
      You're not a scientist, and science seeks precision and discernible patterns. Not reactive, "what's the difference", or "nobody gives a s*@t" responses!

  • @mt-9320
    @mt-9320 3 роки тому +471

    "This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mine" haha

    • @brandonknight431
      @brandonknight431 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @mothgames9466
      @mothgames9466 3 роки тому +4

      I love this comment

    • @dkrz8050
      @dkrz8050 3 роки тому +2

      Fmj ?

    • @AC-uw4il
      @AC-uw4il 3 роки тому +1

      should of added the reaction "This is my human, there are many like this human but this human is mi- Who TF are you!?!?"

    • @elfascisto6549
      @elfascisto6549 3 роки тому +1

      @@AC-uw4il if he did then it wouldn't have been funny

  • @ReluctantLion
    @ReluctantLion 3 місяці тому +1

    The cameraman may never die, but he endureth.

  • @Cartel336
    @Cartel336 Рік тому +1

    Once he figured out that arm belonged to someone else he went off! 😂

  • @lilacDaisy111
    @lilacDaisy111 2 роки тому +1915

    I love that my geese only come to my call. They're the sheep of birds. Can't help smiling when they answer me with excited swarks, and then run to me, flapping their huge wings.

    • @DR1PxWRLD
      @DR1PxWRLD 2 роки тому +6

      Who asked

    • @CasiniLoogi
      @CasiniLoogi 2 роки тому +189

      @@DR1PxWRLD I did. I'm the guy who asked

    • @proudatheist2042
      @proudatheist2042 2 роки тому +8

      The geese I have encountered in my life show that geese are not "sheep," in that they are aggressive animals who won't think twice about threatening or attacking other animals or people.

    • @lilacDaisy111
      @lilacDaisy111 2 роки тому +29

      @@proudatheist2042 Nah, they're just making up for their small stature. No other poultry can thrive on grass alone, like sheep can!

    • @nostalji75
      @nostalji75 2 роки тому +28

      @@proudatheist2042 Yes they can be terrotorial and display aggressive behaviour. But they certainly think twice about being agrrssive. I was feeding some egyptian geese with babies today. There are also plenty of cannada geese ( a bigger species) who often charge in pairs at the grown egygptian geese to claim some food for themselves. So I just stepped inbetween. This simple action made them reconsider. Realising they had to go throw me made them think twice and calm down. Don't underestemate their intelligence they certainly can adapt to situations and learn. Like all social animals geese are pretty smart.

  • @nou567
    @nou567 3 роки тому +326

    *Other guy pets her*
    Goose: Then pay with your blood

    • @metrophor
      @metrophor 3 роки тому +9

      Him, actually. That big, fleshy bump over the beak means he's a gander.

    • @motherlandbot6837
      @motherlandbot6837 3 роки тому

      @@metrophor Male Chinese Goose (Anser cynoides). Wild and domestic Graylag ganders (Anser anser) don't have the bill knob; they're just bigger, louder, more aggressive versions of females of the same genetic background.

    • @metrophor
      @metrophor 3 роки тому +2

      @@motherlandbot6837 Thanks for the species! I remembered that bump = male, but couldn't think of the name of this nippy boi.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 3 роки тому +6

      You dare oppose the might of the imperial legion?!

    • @TheFiresloth
      @TheFiresloth 3 роки тому +1

      Halt ! You violated the law !

  • @ericking2511
    @ericking2511 2 роки тому +1

    May god bless and keep you always good people

  • @Nitramrec
    @Nitramrec 9 місяців тому +3

    Don't be afraid. The cameraman never dies! 😉

  • @chgaming5059
    @chgaming5059 3 роки тому +288

    Goose: you violated the peace treaty i must now attack

  • @eschatical4052
    @eschatical4052 3 роки тому +650

    There is end in friend. There is end in girlfriend. But goose will never leave you.

  • @amorpatriaenostralex3822
    @amorpatriaenostralex3822 2 роки тому +1

    Owner has a lot of respect!

  • @Yaamaazz
    @Yaamaazz Рік тому +1

    Other geese back there like " GET HIS ASS MAN "

  • @jonathandeguzman5766
    @jonathandeguzman5766 3 роки тому +649

    Goose to owner: I LOVE YOU!
    .
    goose to strangers: *PEACE WAS NEVER BEEN AN OPTION*

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 3 роки тому +20

      Peace was never an option.

    • @siryizzur
      @siryizzur 3 роки тому +17

      was never been

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 3 роки тому

      Oh boy this comment again LMAO

    • @ShinziiArt
      @ShinziiArt 3 роки тому +2

      Peace was never an option

    • @Blue0000FF
      @Blue0000FF 3 роки тому +3

      Geese got into adoption.

  • @Blestyr
    @Blestyr 3 роки тому +539

    Hugged by owner: "Yes, yes, I'm here Master! So happy to see you!"
    Hugged by a stranger: "And I took that personally."

  • @shameekisreal5185
    @shameekisreal5185 Рік тому +2

    🤭🤭🤭 He Said how dare you touch Me 🤣🤣🤣 and the Other geese were gonna back him up too 😏 I Love how they started talking about him🤭💜

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 Рік тому +2

    I love how even the owner has the "please dont murder me" look on his face lmao

  • @Liam_Bob
    @Liam_Bob 3 роки тому +206

    If he wasn't holding that camera, he never would have left alive...

  • @freddyw3675
    @freddyw3675 3 роки тому +456

    0:49 When the guy said: "He got me right here , it hurt." You can see the goose was pretty satisfied with himself flapping away with a battle cry 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no UA-camr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear free

    • @flidethechemist
      @flidethechemist 2 роки тому +1

      @@orange_5936
      Me: *checks video list*
      Axxl: "I would cheat on my two girlfriends"
      Also me: *Pretending I didn't see anything and going back to watching murder geese*

    • @amysymiltongamequeen6292
      @amysymiltongamequeen6292 2 роки тому

      @@flidethechemist Bruh, you have seen what you can't unsee anymore 😂😂😂😂

  • @VesperAegis
    @VesperAegis Рік тому +1

    0:30 I love how the other geese seem to be egging him on. Attack!

  • @macblink
    @macblink 3 місяці тому +1

    goose: I don't remember giving you permission to touch me!

  • @artifexrex1578
    @artifexrex1578 3 роки тому +513

    0:48 "I will now declare victor to myself"

  • @NtoTheM
    @NtoTheM 3 роки тому +177

    Imagine that duck like 10 times bigger.
    Boom! Dinosaur. Movement, behavior, sounds, everything fits perfectly.

    • @Brohan97
      @Brohan97 3 роки тому +4

      Shoebills are literally dinosaurs too

    • @NtoTheM
      @NtoTheM 3 роки тому +2

      @@Brohan97 Bruh, those things are terrifying.

    • @awesomeatronik
      @awesomeatronik 3 роки тому

      Chickens are like tiny a T-Rex.

  • @f0327
    @f0327 5 місяців тому +1

    a rare moment where the cameraman almost died. that's how op those goose are

  • @michellelewistv4895
    @michellelewistv4895 Місяць тому

    Man. Pet gooses are very protective on their owners attacking anything and anyone they feel and see. It's because their owners are the ines that rescued and raised them since they're goose ducklings.

  • @EinLysarius
    @EinLysarius 3 роки тому +340

    The way the goose goes from 0 to 100 the moment he realizes he's not being touched by his human like "the AUDACITY of this MAN?"

  • @boblackross3571
    @boblackross3571 3 роки тому +275

    The Goose woke up and chose Violence but chose not to do it on you.

  • @dannisan77
    @dannisan77 Рік тому +1

    Wow, that's a very loyal goose friend.

  • @Nige.
    @Nige. 2 роки тому +1

    His mates laughing in the background 😂

  • @marlboro_19
    @marlboro_19 3 роки тому +670

    We had a goose once. We keep him coz he acts like a guard dog lol... Only problem is when he's in a bad mood, he also attack me. :V

    • @mingmingandmikki
      @mingmingandmikki 3 роки тому +68

      It’s a guard dinosaur XD

    • @slayer2450
      @slayer2450 3 роки тому +14

      People also use goose to guard chicken

    • @marlboro_19
      @marlboro_19 3 роки тому +37

      @@slayer2450 We cant... He'd kill the chickens when he gets mad haha... Even our turkeys back off of him. :V

    • @slayer2450
      @slayer2450 3 роки тому +11

      @@marlboro_19 you're suppose to raise them together when they're still young.

    • @marlboro_19
      @marlboro_19 3 роки тому +44

      @@slayer2450 I see... makes sense, we bought it as food and just decided to leave him be coz he actually do more guarding than our dog haha... 😅

  • @snuscaboose1942
    @snuscaboose1942 2 роки тому +394

    I love how the owner reacts by communicating with the birds that he is in control with his head movements that the birds mimic breaking off the attack. Awesome.

  • @pnumenwiese
    @pnumenwiese 2 роки тому +3

    Very funny! I had two of these. Schnattchen and Elisabeth. They protected me and my parents. At the end they were befriend with our grumpy perser cat named Dirko. He loves to chase dogs in the neighborhood..

  • @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn
    @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn Місяць тому

    gotta love how they flex and celebrate after they won a battle

  • @kazji8223
    @kazji8223 3 роки тому +428

    Therapist: Yandere goose don’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    Yandere goose:

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 2 роки тому +238

    I love how the goose walks away still angry as if saying, "And I've NEVER been so insulted in all my life!"

  • @Dar843
    @Dar843 2 роки тому +1

    Peace was never an option

  • @ArcienPlaysGames
    @ArcienPlaysGames Рік тому +2

    0:25
    It's the panic in his voice that completes this for me