500 Years of Correcting “Historical” Halloween Costumes

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  • @sarahmcdonald4787
    @sarahmcdonald4787 4 роки тому +9370

    She’s so articulate that the captions actually say what she’s saying

    • @CheritiWatts
      @CheritiWatts 4 роки тому +762

      I noticed that also. It means to me that she takes the extra time to enter a transcription for UA-cam to use, rather than relying on the voice recognition captioning tool. Further evidence being the Old English that shows correctly in the captioning. The extra effort for her captioning plus her quick sketch/watercolor fashion plates leaves me starting to devolve into speechless fangirl and wishing I’d watched this sooner so I could bid on her eBay auction.

    • @sarahmcdonald4787
      @sarahmcdonald4787 4 роки тому +217

      Cheriti Watts she’s also so satisfying. Like her voice is so calming. I hate asmr because it usually drives my ears crazy (because I have mesophonia which is sensitivity to specific sounds) BUT this is like asmr for me.

    • @TheSolitaryGrape
      @TheSolitaryGrape 4 роки тому +65

      @@CheritiWatts I feel that, but also prints of them are available in her Etsy shop! I know it's not the same as having the original watercolour (the dream) but they're still there if you're interested!

    • @melancolielupine2023
      @melancolielupine2023 4 роки тому +53

      Absolutely. As a French person, it's very helpful for me to be able to read the subs. I often find it difficult to understand spoken English but I am OK with written

    • @umihereuminoumi6177
      @umihereuminoumi6177 4 роки тому +20

      @@sarahmcdonald4787I'm actually just considering to play her videos in the background while I work... for the ASMR effect... 🤔

  • @hazelhillman8856
    @hazelhillman8856 4 роки тому +5190

    "OG Elizabetheans required ultimate puff." A marvellous phrase.

  • @suyegit3091
    @suyegit3091 4 роки тому +9049

    Theory: She is actually 550 years old and lived through all these times.

    • @gbohol
      @gbohol 4 роки тому +38

      Ha ha ha! IKR?

    • @umatherman571
      @umatherman571 4 роки тому +76

      Su Yegit i would believe it

    • @vitafitification
      @vitafitification 4 роки тому +61

      WITCH!!! VAMPIRE!!!

    • @judecharnley7643
      @judecharnley7643 4 роки тому +146

      She's absolutely an immortal

    • @JB-du4ll
      @JB-du4ll 4 роки тому +56

      Benjamin Shepherd your accent can and will most likely change based on where you live, she switches between NYC and England

  • @cyancyborg1477
    @cyancyborg1477 4 роки тому +4613

    I just need to point out that vampire dress is 250 dollars. At that point, you might as well just get an actual dress you can wear more than once a year.

    • @joshme3659
      @joshme3659 4 роки тому +185

      Glances at wedding dresses...

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony 4 роки тому +327

      only cowards don't wear hallowe'en costumes more than once a year.

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony 3 роки тому +11

      @Ishita Sharma i'm happy to entertain :)

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 роки тому +192

      @@crematedfelony When I was Grade 4 I wore a gothic Victorian styled dress for Halloween and I wore it a lot because it was pretty big and I thought it looked pretty. I even wore it on Christmas

    • @crematedfelony
      @crematedfelony 3 роки тому +81

      @@SM-qv2om Now that's a job well done! I got a nice red evening style gown that I always wear to school- but it's pretty enough to be worn to weddings too :D So that's what I did.

  • @virgilrose7204
    @virgilrose7204 4 роки тому +8991

    Ok I was already pretty convinced she’s immortal, but speaking Arthurian English just put the last nail in the coffin

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 4 роки тому +353

      how did she even learn to speak that? I want to!!!

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 4 роки тому +437

      @@lichofthewoods1132 Probably took a class in college, I imagine. There's another UA-camr I've heard of that speaks Old Norse.

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 4 роки тому +129

      @@melodramaticdragon5826 that's AWESOME

    • @katherinec2759
      @katherinec2759 4 роки тому +437

      @@melodramaticdragon5826 Tolkien used to sit at the very back of his classroom at the first class of the year, watch all the incoming freshmen look around uncertainly at the apparent lack of a teacher, and then stride down the aisle, reciting Beowulf fairly loudly. Man, I'd have loved to have him as a teacher. :)

    • @gangurobitch
      @gangurobitch 4 роки тому +152

      Arthur, if he existed, would spoken Welsh, not English.

  • @angeline162
    @angeline162 4 роки тому +8520

    if i had her vocabulary and eloquence i would literally never shut up

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 роки тому +96

      Angeline honestly same 😂

    • @wolfie1703
      @wolfie1703 4 роки тому +201

      It appears you do, considering you used the word "eloquence." It may be the fact that it's a big word though.

    • @angeline162
      @angeline162 4 роки тому +251

      @@wolfie1703 aw thanks :') i'm only like this in writing though, irl the words that go from my brain to mouth always go wonky somewhere in the middle and it turns into gibberish (also i dig your pfp!!)

    • @wolfie1703
      @wolfie1703 4 роки тому +22

      Angeline Haha thank you!

    • @victoriatube159
      @victoriatube159 4 роки тому +16

      Yah ive normaly been a bit more formal in speech but I've been watching her so much my language has taken a bit more elegance.

  • @Zoot_of_Anthrax
    @Zoot_of_Anthrax 4 роки тому +1820

    “No side ponytails i’m afraid” might be the best historical costumer mean-girl-esque burn ive ever heard. And im here for it

  • @alyssao517
    @alyssao517 4 роки тому +5211

    The way Bernadette talks is how I think I sound when I say “present” instead of “here” when the teacher does attendance

    • @chrisg9196
      @chrisg9196 4 роки тому +167

      I laughed out loud when I read this because the same thing went through my head, as I was doing it decades ago, when I was in school. I thought I sounded more adult.

    • @lilay1841
      @lilay1841 3 роки тому +99

      lol I used to do the same, once in music class 3rd or 4th grade me was like "Present 😌" and I felt all fancy and all the other kids were like 😱😱😱 "why did she say present???" and the teacher looked at me like 😒 "it's another way of saying here"

    • @sweetnightmares1377
      @sweetnightmares1377 3 роки тому +50

      We actually say 'Present' during attendance. I meant, everyone. Never heard someone say 'here' during attendance. :D

    • @user-ss3sv8hm3u
      @user-ss3sv8hm3u 3 роки тому +3

      Lol 😂

    • @user-ss3sv8hm3u
      @user-ss3sv8hm3u 3 роки тому +30

      @@sweetnightmares1377 really? I know someone who thinks he sounds smart even though he is saying “president” instead of “present” I haven’t heard anyone do that since kindergarten and I kind of got annoyed bc he said shut up when I told him he said it wrong.....😒

  • @hannahaugustyniak11
    @hannahaugustyniak11 4 роки тому +7691

    I feel like she should go to a renaissance fair and set up a booth called “let an actual historian make you critique your costume for 10$ she would make a killing”

    • @nachtegaelw5389
      @nachtegaelw5389 4 роки тому +176

      Han 68000 except many reenactors do research and try to be period accurate

    • @michathegremlinhoard9907
      @michathegremlinhoard9907 4 роки тому +350

      nachtegael W have you seen half their costumes, they look more lord of the rings rather than accurate renaissance but it’s cool I guess

    • @wildcrafts
      @wildcrafts 4 роки тому +291

      @@nachtegaelw5389 renaissance fairs, for the most part, are theater, not reenactors.

    • @eshbena
      @eshbena 4 роки тому +313

      Okay. So, I worked the Northern California Ren Faire for over a decade and I can tell you that the people working there went to huge lengths to make their costumes as accurate as possible within their budgets. There were very strict rules, much research, and much agonizing about the width of striping on corduroy. LOL We even dyed fabric with period techniques (yellow onion skins make a great dye) and were careful about accessories (my glasses weren't period, so I switched to contacts at that time.) That said.The guests visiting the Faire were often wearing things that wouldn't have been found in ANY period of history EVER. Nor did we ever mock them for it. They tried. They took the time to buy or make a costume, so that they could have a good time at the Faire. They were there to have fun, while we were there to entertain and educate. If they enjoyed their day and learned something, we were happy. :)

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 роки тому +91

      @@eshbena I appreciate your welcoming attitude. Everyone has to start somewhere!

  • @venndiagram9534
    @venndiagram9534 4 роки тому +3548

    I am not interested in fashion at all.
    *BUT THIS IS INTERESTING.*

  • @marteenyo
    @marteenyo 4 роки тому +3781

    Museum: you can’t use the historic art we own
    Her: well damn I’ll make my own historic art then

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 4 роки тому +26

      *500 years later..

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 4 роки тому +72

      @@Ghorda9 'As we can see back in the 21st century they decided to revive earlier styles with pigmentation uncharacteristic of the times, the primary sources coming from the lovely Lady Banner-'

    • @genli5603
      @genli5603 4 роки тому +10

      She’s American. She can give them the middle finger posting here.

    • @lalystar4230
      @lalystar4230 4 роки тому +2

      @@genli5603 Or is she?

    • @MagicaRen
      @MagicaRen 4 роки тому +2

      Haha, lol

  • @Charlotte-ci4is
    @Charlotte-ci4is 4 роки тому +3728

    How is nobody talking about what an amazing artist she is

    • @deadfish388
      @deadfish388 3 роки тому +49

      I was thinking that the whole video lmao

    • @heathermcnamara4700
      @heathermcnamara4700 3 роки тому +6

      What are you doing here peggy?!

    • @elibbq
      @elibbq 3 роки тому +11

      WHY CANT I ESCAPE HAMILTON

    • @h3rbst_schm3rz14
      @h3rbst_schm3rz14 3 роки тому +10

      *sighs* young women are SO accomplished!

    • @DokiDolls
      @DokiDolls 3 роки тому +5

      Because we are already thought that she was a great one, I tend to appreciate and support people Silently. Which could prevent arguments and misunderstandings.

  • @MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen
    @MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen 4 роки тому +3812

    *THIS* is how I like my history: snarky and watercoloured!

  • @frostyfoster7267
    @frostyfoster7267 4 роки тому +4026

    she dresses like she'd be the headmistress of a magic school

    • @chieeerrrr
      @chieeerrrr 4 роки тому +108

      @@naiyanapo I would love to go to Hogwarts and have her as the headmistress

    • @hannaharvelo8405
      @hannaharvelo8405 4 роки тому +86

      She is really the younger version of Professor and/or Headmistress Minerva McGonogall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, thank you very much.

    • @JF-rr8ln
      @JF-rr8ln 4 роки тому +8

      @@naiyanapo No, the North American school. I can't remember what it was called, but it starts with an "I" I'm pretty sure.

    • @katiemcdonagh4048
      @katiemcdonagh4048 4 роки тому +15

      Rose & Belle it’s ilvermorny

    • @enchantedlakes-2150
      @enchantedlakes-2150 4 роки тому +14

      Ilvermorny!!! She even said "muggle" at the end ddndndnnd
      My Ilvermorny house is Thunderbird btw!

  • @elizabethhurtz5522
    @elizabethhurtz5522 4 роки тому +3517

    Bernadette: "The entire sleeve just one massive puff"
    Anne (of green gables): *faints*

  • @xSilentHarmony
    @xSilentHarmony 4 роки тому +1628

    Fun fact: scholars generally agree that the reason Elizabeth’s portraits are featured with pearls is because pearls were meant to represent chastity, purity, and as the Virgin Queen, the pearls helped reinforce that 😊 Elizabeth’s portraits in general tend to have a ton of symbolism in them

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 4 роки тому +93

      Cool! That is a fun fact... maybe she actually HATED pearls but had to put up with them in her portraits because symbolism 😂 and here we all are continually portraying her in pearls!
      I like to think she’s seething , spitting at us from somewhere....😁

    • @harrymarshall
      @harrymarshall 4 роки тому +10

      Puh-lease find TV show Blackadder 2,,, esp, episode with Rik mayall ,, cos, uh, she knew alotta sailors ,,, Walter Raleigh,, etc it's pretty funny if you like historical-esque childish purile knob-jokes/ high-wit insults,, h-ha ha-ha ! The show's costumes almost bankrupted the BBC,, (myth?)

    • @anderkid1090
      @anderkid1090 3 роки тому +34

      @@harrymarshall are you okay?

    • @harrymarshall
      @harrymarshall 3 роки тому +4

      @@anderkid1090 hi yes, you ?

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому +26

      @@harrymarshall what demon possessed you, Sir Marshall? Speak to us and we shall expel it from your vessel!

  • @lordofolimpia1
    @lordofolimpia1 4 роки тому +3517

    if my professor speaks like this, I would never skip class.

    • @lucyvlogandart5166
      @lucyvlogandart5166 4 роки тому +96

      I would definitely want her as a teacher

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 4 роки тому +46

      It might get a little obnoxious if she gave you suboptimal grades.

    • @mlcmercurialluxecat3018
      @mlcmercurialluxecat3018 3 роки тому +21

      @@georgeofhamilton You say "give" as if a student isn't supposed to earn a grade for themselves, and the teacher is just biasedly handing out which ever grade they are on the mood to give that day.

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 3 роки тому +25

      @@mlcmercurialluxecat3018 You’re assuming the ideal. Oftentimes, teachers don’t have that much integrity when handing out grades. Besides, what I said is true either way; it is the teacher who ultimately gives grades, not the student who receives them, and students might disagree with the grading.

    • @kourtneythornton5149
      @kourtneythornton5149 3 роки тому +5

      So true!!! Im learning alot

  • @wut_birbowo6166
    @wut_birbowo6166 4 роки тому +1838

    Party city: these costumes look good guys!
    Bernadette banner: I’m gonna ruin this whole mans career

    • @Purple_haired_cleric
      @Purple_haired_cleric 4 роки тому +6

      😂 😂 😂

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 роки тому +7

      Birb Floof pretty much 😂

    • @rowan9199
      @rowan9199 4 роки тому +13

      It would more likely be
      "I am going to completely ruin these humans careers. " 😅

    • @wut_birbowo6166
      @wut_birbowo6166 4 роки тому +2

      This got a lot more likes than I thought it would

    • @lilay1841
      @lilay1841 4 роки тому +22

      @@rowan9199 I would think that it would go more like: "I shall now demolish this gentleman's occupation."
      I edited the comment because of a few autocorrect errors I overlooked haha

  • @lockheart619
    @lockheart619 4 роки тому +2625

    "The goal is to display a copious display of legs"
    I've never heard a more regal diss to party city!

    • @eshal5679
      @eshal5679 4 роки тому

      2k likes and no replies? Wow, never seen that before.

    • @ebriggs3498
      @ebriggs3498 4 роки тому +1

      lock heart : Mainly boob...but leg too.

    • @Caz_Hamilton
      @Caz_Hamilton 3 роки тому

      @@WoodlouseFairy I-
      Do you mean in public or-?

  • @conurbicho97
    @conurbicho97 4 роки тому +816

    What I love and admire about her is that she literally throws shade or insults in cursive... It's amazing and a song to the ears

    • @camilledvorak7151
      @camilledvorak7151 3 роки тому +16

      My mother had that ability, and people would thank her! Sadly I have always been blunt, though I do endeavor not to be rude.

    • @christinakohl6111
      @christinakohl6111 11 місяців тому +1

      I've never heard the term of throwing shade in cursive but it's so descriptive and sounds very cool!

  • @crocuslament9680
    @crocuslament9680 4 роки тому +3087

    Who is this woman, why has she appeared in my recommendations, and why did she not arrive there much, much sooner.

    • @rincordova9334
      @rincordova9334 4 роки тому +56

      why can't I like this more than once???

    • @maggieholland8202
      @maggieholland8202 4 роки тому +63

      Shes not the hero we asked for but she is the hero we need

    • @romainrisso2438
      @romainrisso2438 4 роки тому +7

      I'm wondering the same!

    • @TheSylda
      @TheSylda 4 роки тому +15

      If cocovid taught me anything it's that the youtube algorithm is no where near as good at showing you things that you want to watch as people think it is.

    • @helenahsson1697
      @helenahsson1697 4 роки тому +7

      I'm currently having the same thought. I've been watching gaming content on UA-cam for almost 10 years now and even though I sow a lot it didn't occur to me that I could find sowing-channels here ❤

  • @elliespeakssometimes2299
    @elliespeakssometimes2299 4 роки тому +5341

    I feel like I’m not properly dressed for this video

  • @raventhorn9966
    @raventhorn9966 4 роки тому +4410

    She’s like the student who got the highest grades in presentations

    • @emprendamosjuntos3927
      @emprendamosjuntos3927 4 роки тому +119

      Because she is

    • @RainbowJesusChavez
      @RainbowJesusChavez 4 роки тому +102

      And the one you wanted to be friends with so much but you never knew why until much later

    • @janicechobaniuk39
      @janicechobaniuk39 4 роки тому +37

      @@emprendamosjuntos3927 i am sure she must have a PhD in something

    • @missycat7598
      @missycat7598 4 роки тому +18

      RainbowJesusChavez *sweats in lesbian who has done that*

    • @katiemcdonagh4048
      @katiemcdonagh4048 4 роки тому +2

      RainbowJesusChavez do you listen to girl in red?

  • @pykenotpike
    @pykenotpike 3 роки тому +463

    "In terms of historical accuracy, we have no historical accuracy."

  • @bludival666
    @bludival666 4 роки тому +9140

    The title implies she's been correcting people for 500 years.

    • @rebeccaweaver2460
      @rebeccaweaver2460 4 роки тому +764

      maybe she has been

    • @rvsalka
      @rvsalka 4 роки тому +835

      you think her choosing a vampire costume to speak about is a coincidence? smh

    • @janierose4786
      @janierose4786 4 роки тому +140

      Because she has been!

    • @mamamommy42
      @mamamommy42 4 роки тому +248

      yeah i'm definitely convinced she's immortal

    • @fuss3709
      @fuss3709 4 роки тому +96

      Does it imply or does it just state 😉

  • @cjshaw3875
    @cjshaw3875 4 роки тому +2156

    This is what happens when you ask that quiet youth group girl what she's into

    • @ascellaborealis9051
      @ascellaborealis9051 4 роки тому +94

      CJ Shaw How dare you I feel so called out

    • @mildryfrr9970
      @mildryfrr9970 4 роки тому +60

      this somehow stings in a weird way, because it's not saying anything bad, it just feels reeeeeeally personal lmao

    • @galli0
      @galli0 4 роки тому +50

      Corsetry came up in a random discord server and I outed myself very hard on being quote unquote knowledgable about it, a little, enough for them to sort of listen to me when I say no corsets doesn't have to be sexy garments, and yes people can work in them, and eeeeveryone wore them after a period of time and people asked why I knew this and I had to out myself on how much youtube I watch in a day ._________.

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 роки тому +1

      Lmaooo

    • @cynthiabrogan9215
      @cynthiabrogan9215 4 роки тому +6

      CJ Shaw this is a call out and I demand that you cease

  • @sheepishlysly
    @sheepishlysly 4 роки тому +1926

    Me, a non-native English speaker: another historical video from that eloquent charming lady, what a delight!
    Bernadette: 1:58
    Well... that escalated quickly.

    • @ntscho_tschi1009
      @ntscho_tschi1009 4 роки тому +119

      Another non-native English speaker here and i still managed to understand Bernadette (could be because i understand old german but... yeah)

    • @nikkigriffin6441
      @nikkigriffin6441 4 роки тому +189

      Native English speaker. Yea, the average native English speaking person cannot understand a word of old English. In fact there is a misconception (edit: among native English speakers) that the language Shakespeare wrote with was old English, when in reality it is Early Modern English. The old English here kind of sounded Germanic to me, but that might be just me.

    • @user-pm1gb2eo1s
      @user-pm1gb2eo1s 4 роки тому +36

      emily ticket English is _not_ rooted in German. Perhaps you instead meant to say that both English and German are _Germanic_ languages?

    • @пекельніборошна-т1в
      @пекельніборошна-т1в 4 роки тому +3

      @@nikkigriffin6441 that's cause it was formed kinda before the french conquest in the 11th century

    • @brigidb5865
      @brigidb5865 3 роки тому +49

      Native English speaker here: I had a professor once start speaking old English as if it was normal and honestly thought I was having a stroke because everyone was just nodding along 😂😂 turned out none of us knew what was happening but no one wanted to be the first to say anything. And that's how I learned what old English sounded like!

  • @carolineeaton4231
    @carolineeaton4231 4 роки тому +2720

    Bernadette reminds me of a young Minerva McGonagall. She is talks and is dressed so eloquently yet the actual words she speaks are somewhat sassy. When she criticizes these costumes a feel as if I am The Trio being scolded but not caring because they know that they are Professor McGonagall’s favorite students.

  • @SH-wk6po
    @SH-wk6po 4 роки тому +1120

    *"OG Elizabethans required ultimate puff; the entire sleeve just one massive puff", "The second, floaty, collar thing", "So good try 21st century, but we're going to need a much stronger ruffle game than that", "**#vampireaesthetic**", "... gothic vampire trash collar things", "Maximum floofage", "... maybe don't do that", "... and if not. Cool. Bye". - Bernadette Banner circa 2019.*

    • @KJayPlays
      @KJayPlays 4 роки тому +51

      S H I’m not sure she realizes how iconically quotable she is! Such an aural delight 😄

    • @JezabelleAsa
      @JezabelleAsa 4 роки тому +86

      I love the way she melds Victorian locution with modern slang. It's like listening to a time traveler who *almost* has it

    • @Susanfuzz
      @Susanfuzz 4 роки тому +8

      S H only 1 thumbs up to give, mores the pity... you hit all the highlights!

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a lolita

    • @lizzieophelia
      @lizzieophelia 4 роки тому +21

      I aspire to be "Gothic Vampire Trash" whenever possible (which isn't often in polite society).

  • @myjana3lmfao
    @myjana3lmfao 4 роки тому +914

    Did someone notice that her watercolor drawings are so light and pretty

    • @carolinegcooke
      @carolinegcooke 4 роки тому +11

      Joana Šimkutė oh I love them! If I saw this video sooner, I would’ve bought one on eBay!

    • @clairefazel8470
      @clairefazel8470 4 роки тому +7

      @@carolinegcooke she has them on her red bubble!

  • @eleetle
    @eleetle 4 роки тому +2549

    Bernadette: "I will pedantically point out--"
    Me: please do, that is the best part

    • @heathers8826
      @heathers8826 4 роки тому +69

      Along with the not-so-subtle charm of sarcasm. I laughed quite loudly several times watching this.

    • @mcmullen_photo
      @mcmullen_photo 4 роки тому +47

      It's all I ask from historians. Be as specific as possible about how everyone is wrong.

    • @billiev8705
      @billiev8705 4 роки тому +8

      This is the main reason I love this channel. Plus, I get to learn some details, which I love. MORE DETAIL PLEASE! 😃

    • @fedechan6325
      @fedechan6325 4 роки тому +9

      I want her to tell me WHY my clothes suck exactly. I need a 2 pages essay on evey outfit I have ever made for a character and how bad it is, because they look terrible and underwhelming

    • @DavidCowie2022
      @DavidCowie2022 4 роки тому +4

      Erica Lee "Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."

  • @uwouldntknowthem
    @uwouldntknowthem 4 роки тому +1328

    Honestly, wearing a historically accurate dress on Halloween would be so much better than whatever that was...

  • @The_Butler_Did_It
    @The_Butler_Did_It 4 роки тому +2042

    It makes you wonder how today's fashions will be interpreted 500 years in the future.

    • @catnotmylastname1545
      @catnotmylastname1545 4 роки тому +223

      I find it strange how 1980's fashion is sometimes misinterpreted in revival. There are photographs.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 4 роки тому +248

      Historian: no!!!! Back then they did not have super high-tech holographic screen attachments on a jumpsuit!!! They just wore hoodies and jeans!!! What are you doing!!!!

    • @eleaya_rebekah
      @eleaya_rebekah 4 роки тому +155

      Futuristic Bernadette banner: sorry 3037 costuming stores
      Back in Ye Old 2020 they would simple where a style of jacket called a hoodie, with a simple pair of pants called jeans
      Sadly not everything was Holographic..

    • @claritey
      @claritey 4 роки тому +80

      I've seen even 90s fashion misinterpreted and done all wrong in those fashion thru history videos. Apparently it only takes a few decades to mess up fashion history.

    • @cortneysmith3024
      @cortneysmith3024 4 роки тому +24

      Imagine costume makers (like party city or spirit Halloween) in the future making a Halloween costume meant of the 1900s

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 4 роки тому +1695

    Well shite, the vampire is the most historically accurate...

    • @whereisddd7824
      @whereisddd7824 4 роки тому +71

      i mean its 250 bucks it gotta be

    • @arudanel5542
      @arudanel5542 4 роки тому +65

      They were there, of course they got it right.

    • @MissesHappyPunk
      @MissesHappyPunk 4 роки тому +9

      @@arudanel5542 hahahaha made my day XD thanks!!!

  • @minh1619
    @minh1619 4 роки тому +5750

    i was SHOOK when bernadette busted out that arthurian english omg be still my beating heart

    • @michimelody4036
      @michimelody4036 4 роки тому +193

      My mind was blown that I actually understood her.

    • @younazilberberg1650
      @younazilberberg1650 4 роки тому +38

      @@michimelody4036 really? What did she say?

    • @melz6625
      @melz6625 4 роки тому +212

      Sounded very Dutch to me. And I’m German. So actually easier to understand than the very intricate lyrical English that she usually speaks. Have to be fully focused for that.
      Went to a Shakespeare play in the Globe on a class trip once and all I understood from that was 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 (in German when we understand nothing we say we “understand only train station” 😂 language is odd. Wonder where that originates from)

    • @younazilberberg1650
      @younazilberberg1650 4 роки тому +25

      @@melz6625 Sie sagen "ich verstehe nur Bahnhof?"🤔 Kommische Sprache...
      Und Bernadettes English ist sehr angenehm zu hören 😍

    • @michimelody4036
      @michimelody4036 4 роки тому +44

      @@younazilberberg1650 I caught "In the" and "English spoken" my brain was happy enough with that. I took Spanish and French in school and German on an app. My brain followed it. Perhaps i should reword...

  • @Kittykat5kits
    @Kittykat5kits 3 роки тому +232

    As a musician who specializes in pre-14th century vocal music, I freaked out when I heard that Old English. You go girl

    • @maddykrantz
      @maddykrantz 11 місяців тому

      Thats so cool! I love classical!

  • @derinbaird7534
    @derinbaird7534 4 роки тому +1794

    “We are already banishing that hat to the deepest bits of hell, so let’s be rid of the parasol and call this evening wear.” How to be an education savage.

    • @amaranthim
      @amaranthim 4 роки тому +20

      Let's not forget the lace gloves went along with the hat, it seems

    • @pointegal96
      @pointegal96 4 роки тому +36

      The whole video is the definition of educational shade and I live for it

  • @chuuna3962
    @chuuna3962 4 роки тому +684

    the more i watch of this lady,the more my theory of her being a billion year old time traveler becomes a fact rather than said theory

    • @dees3179
      @dees3179 4 роки тому +44

      She's secretly a time lord isn't she...

    • @brittany45
      @brittany45 4 роки тому +12

      @@dees3179 Does that mean Cathy Hay is another incarnation/regeneration that came back to hang out/prevent a timeline collapse?

    • @Purple_haired_cleric
      @Purple_haired_cleric 4 роки тому +12

      The more I watch her videos, the more I'm ashamed of my English. Tbh, even if it's not English, I cannot even be that intellectual in my own mother tongue 😂😅

  • @thecomplimentassassin3423
    @thecomplimentassassin3423 4 роки тому +939

    What I find funny is when you see these “sexy” Victorian costumes and I’m just over here like
    You could just show your ankle in a “sexy” Victorian costume because they were sexualised body parts

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 роки тому +143

      the victorians were the og foot fetishists

    • @chriswedemann8599
      @chriswedemann8599 4 роки тому +66

      @@user-nw3ol7fk1i you think you joke. The Victorians invented all the crap we think of as "kink" today.

    • @user-nw3ol7fk1i
      @user-nw3ol7fk1i 4 роки тому +46

      @@chriswedemann8599 i mean,
      I'm not really surprised honestly

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 4 роки тому +23

      That historically accurate vampire French court gown is legitimately sexy.

    • @dancingwithknives4489
      @dancingwithknives4489 4 роки тому +18

      *cuffs pants and reveals ankle*

  • @whyareallmynamestaken1382
    @whyareallmynamestaken1382 4 роки тому +3746

    I once saw a witch costume labelled "Mediaeval Rennacaince Victorian Sexy". Possibly the worst historical costume sin in existence
    Edit: so I found another, someone on wish put up a robe a la francaise (I think I'm spelling that right) and labelled it 'medieval renaissance victorian'
    A robe a la fraincaise..
    From the 1700's..
    In the roccoco period..
    Why??

  • @zinniekay3958
    @zinniekay3958 4 роки тому +22383

    We stan a woman who mixes millennial terminology and old English together

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 4 роки тому +798

      Verily, her anachronism game is on fleek.

    • @greenyawgmoth
      @greenyawgmoth 4 роки тому +271

      @@DerMacko Stan comes from the Eminem song Stan, in which a fan (Stan) obsesses over Em to a rather terrifying degree. It ends with Stan killing himself and his pregnant girlfriend because he didn't get a personal response from Eminem. Thus, to "Stan" someone is to obsess over them to a potentially dangerous degree.

    • @zinniekay3958
      @zinniekay3958 4 роки тому +223

      DerMacko ^what they said except it’s more positive the way it’s used these days like super fan lol

    • @remy3918
      @remy3918 4 роки тому +197

      greenyawgmoth
      word meanings can change over time. so yes, it originally meant a crazy stalker obsessed fan type, but now it means an avid fan.

    • @A_Grifflet
      @A_Grifflet 4 роки тому +225

      Not to be THAT person, but she definitely does not use old English, but rather old modern english... see old English is a nearly unrecognizable, and she only spoke a line in 'old English', though that is uncommon for her videos.....

  • @bookworm_braider3008
    @bookworm_braider3008 4 роки тому +697

    1:57
    I first watched this video at four AM and when she started speaking Old English I thought my brain had shut down

  • @Ireallywouldrathernot
    @Ireallywouldrathernot 4 роки тому +668

    I have absolutely no idea why UA-cam recommended this video to me, but I've got to appreciate the level of nerdiness. Absolutely fabulous.

    • @noisy_killjoy
      @noisy_killjoy 4 роки тому +14

      I discovered my love for historical fashion because of this video and man do I appreciate the UA-cam algorithm

    • @jonathanpeterson1633
      @jonathanpeterson1633 4 роки тому +9

      Once in a Blue Moon, the monstrosity that is the UA-cam algorithm has a moment of kindness…

    • @chevybabe216
      @chevybabe216 4 роки тому +4

      Same. Just randomly showed up on my suggested a month ago. I have been delightfully addicted ever since.

    • @blueangel1939
      @blueangel1939 4 роки тому +2

      "Level of nerdiness" I love that 😂

    • @dumbspaghetti_
      @dumbspaghetti_ 4 роки тому

      Nice profile picture.

  • @Lionstar16
    @Lionstar16 4 роки тому +1045

    When you talked about the Southern Belle costume and the differences between day wear and evening wear, I got flashbacks of 'Gone with the Wind' when Mammy berates Scarlett for wanting to wear a low-cut dress to the barbecue - "You can't show your bosom before 3 o'clock!"

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 4 роки тому +119

      I thought it was supposed to be some kind of sexy bo beep dress 🤣 i did not see a southern belle at all

    • @tabithaturner6629
      @tabithaturner6629 4 роки тому +31

      Literally the first thing I thought of also

    • @janettedargy7941
      @janettedargy7941 4 роки тому +11

      Me three!

    • @rachelectroDC-84
      @rachelectroDC-84 3 роки тому +50

      I thought the same thing! I just LIVE for the many sections of the book where clothing is discussed! Some of it is just fun to imagine, like the trendy new outfit that the formerly-trashy Emmie Slattery wears, when she and her overseer baby-daddy visit and threaten to buy Tara. Yet many other parts describing clothing are very important in the story and show just how stifling and awful some of the norms and values were back then!
      Married women could only wear subdued colors like "tacky greys, tans, doves and lilacs" (as Scarlett refers to them, LOL), and widows like Scarlett were expected to remain in hot, head to toe black for life - and your black veil had to be ankle length for the first three years you were a widow! Jewelry was also forbidden, unless it was "made from the hair of the deceased", along with ever displaying overt happiness in public! Really makes me appreciate Rhett Butler more, as he purposely helped Scarlett shake off the confines of her widowhood, by bidding to dance with her at the auction, and by tempting her with that beautiful, green hat from Paris. Great. Now I want to re-read it again, for the twentieth time!

    • @tweetthang96
      @tweetthang96 3 роки тому +47

      @@rachelectroDC-84 plenty of married women wore other colors than those listed, though they did usually opt for less attention grabbing ones. And mourning didn't have to last a woman's whole life after her husband died. Two to three years was a socially acceptable period and there were several stages of it to go through, from the initial phase where a woman had to wear the ankle length veil and no jewelry, matte fabrics in all black, to the second stage of all black (some gray acceptable), a shorter veil (hip length was common), fabrics that had some shine, to the end stage where it was a very short veil, and fabrics in colors such as mauve, grays, and deep purples were acceptable. Some women stayed in mourning their whole lives for a lost husband or child, but plenty of them moved on as well, especially if she remarried or had other children to care for.

  • @calvie420
    @calvie420 4 роки тому +1455

    Me, watching this while hand sewing my blatantly incorrect costume: YEAAHHHH YOU TELL ‘EM!!

    • @MJkatzTheWriter
      @MJkatzTheWriter 4 роки тому +49

      My heavens, it's been about 3 minutes and I'm STILL laughing over your comment! GOOD ONE! :)

    • @Zinetha
      @Zinetha 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, me too. I was just thinking and Pinterest-searching for Halloween costume ideas and then I watched this :'D

    • @littleprincess4615
      @littleprincess4615 4 роки тому +28

      You can’t have a historically inaccurate costume if you’re a goose

    • @teensyt5541
      @teensyt5541 4 роки тому +10

      I hand sewed a dress from the 1620s that was supposed to be accurate but was mashed together with anything I could find lol so my costume only looked accurate

    • @cadenbyrne3979
      @cadenbyrne3979 4 роки тому +4

      20Little Princess04
      Next year I will prove you wrong

  • @elealehblue6429
    @elealehblue6429 4 роки тому +1361

    Bernadette: Speaks extremely properly for eighteen minutes straight, and casually throws shade in Arthurian English.
    Also Bernadette: "...and pinned securely to the cap-thing..."

    • @Ethereal-uq3qv
      @Ethereal-uq3qv 4 роки тому

      She might actually speak like this because she has sort of a British accent

  • @captaincrunch784
    @captaincrunch784 4 роки тому +516

    "Ultimate puff" sounds like an epic vintage pastry cookbook

  • @chaoticdusk1316
    @chaoticdusk1316 4 роки тому +239

    The phrase "Maximum floofige" is one I never thought I'd hear but boy am I glad I did.

    • @nothankyewpls
      @nothankyewpls 2 роки тому +2

      As a cat owner, I can confirm that I have used that phrase many a time

  • @zmviolaplayer71
    @zmviolaplayer71 4 роки тому +501

    ✔️detailed info about historical dress
    ✔️ Extensive Footnotes
    ✔️Morgan Donner Easter egg
    1000/10 awesome video

    • @NotSoNormal1987
      @NotSoNormal1987 4 роки тому +1

      @@CathyHay I would love to watch such a thing.

    • @MsSteelphoenix
      @MsSteelphoenix 4 роки тому +1

      I literally squeaked to see the Morgan Donner picture!!

  • @marylancelot
    @marylancelot 4 роки тому +636

    1:57
    Did she-
    Did she just??
    English philology majors be like *damn*

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch 4 роки тому +63

      Really putting the "lol" in philology.

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 роки тому +4

      Aye...

    • @TranslatorCarminum
      @TranslatorCarminum 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, I was pretty impressed by that as well!

    • @ssri9109
      @ssri9109 4 роки тому +6

      was the d more pronounced and stressed in old English compared to what we speak nowadays? her 'stunde' really stands out.

    • @Italianrockgirl
      @Italianrockgirl 4 роки тому +33

      for a second I was like- why on earth is she speaking german 😂

  • @blue-dh3ic
    @blue-dh3ic 4 роки тому +536

    "OG Elizabethans"
    ...
    I have no words

    • @CeceliaAzlyn
      @CeceliaAzlyn 4 роки тому +6

      I know right.
      Bernadette Sooths my soul.😁

    • @Pumpion
      @Pumpion 4 роки тому

      She reminds me of one of my friends who is very proper and to whom I had to teach "young people speak"

  • @brianaschmidt3509
    @brianaschmidt3509 3 роки тому +163

    Is anyone else kinda happy she used Morgan Donner's Italian laurel gown as an example of ladder lacing?

  • @paularobles5441
    @paularobles5441 4 роки тому +1308

    Bernadette seems like the type of girl to turn up in a full on corsetted peticoated evening dress to a halloween party

    • @katherineleishman2637
      @katherineleishman2637 4 роки тому +149

      that she sewed herself....:-)

    • @MarLin.-
      @MarLin.- 4 роки тому +72

      And win best costume.

    • @jonathanpeterson1633
      @jonathanpeterson1633 4 роки тому +83

      While politely commenting on the historical inaccuracies of the fellow party-goers’ costumes…

    • @nicolakunz231
      @nicolakunz231 4 роки тому +1

      Yup. Very envious.

    • @FloatingOer
      @FloatingOer 4 роки тому +43

      @@jonathanpeterson1633 "While politely commenting on the historical inaccuracies of the fellow party-goers’ costumes…"
      But... but... *I'M BATMAN*

  • @irlbocchi
    @irlbocchi 4 роки тому +205

    imagine being so proper, well educated, having a vocab bigger than my future, and being a talented seamstress. shes really pretty too. ;w;

  • @paigemclachlan2189
    @paigemclachlan2189 4 роки тому +4944

    I feel like I just gained a couple of brain cells watching this

    • @kynahjai
      @kynahjai 4 роки тому +153

      there should be a recommendations list of regrow your brain cells

    • @mariejuana2993
      @mariejuana2993 4 роки тому +53

      We don't celebrate Halloween so I'm not religious about the dressing up part, I honestly clicked on the video because of the cardigan she was wearing and she looks like a decent human being (look mom, I found one!).

    • @JenniferFlores1
      @JenniferFlores1 4 роки тому +10

      We gained some connections.

    • @zunwin8296
      @zunwin8296 4 роки тому +6

      Same, which is rare cuz I usually end up losing them after a video 😂

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 роки тому +9

      Same here. Every time I watch videos like this, I feel a little smarter each time. xD Ahh, I love learning.

  • @alecmoore7664
    @alecmoore7664 4 роки тому +384

    “We are already banishing that hat to the deepest pits of hell” - yes, yes we are!

    • @sillypuppy5940
      @sillypuppy5940 3 роки тому +6

      They don't want it

    • @JustWriter
      @JustWriter Рік тому

      I actually thought that the hat and parasol were better than the costume dress.

  • @lizziedae91
    @lizziedae91 4 роки тому +501

    I never thought I would hear the phrase “OG Elizabethans” lol

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 4 роки тому

      What is O G ?

    • @Hidden_Fern
      @Hidden_Fern 4 роки тому +2

      clockwork erw it is slang for original

    • @beetlebug.gy1
      @beetlebug.gy1 4 роки тому +3

      OG Elizabethans require the ULTIMATE PUFF

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 4 роки тому +2238

    Me: Stumbles across video at 5 am.
    Bernadette Banner: speaks Old English.
    Me: Subscribes immediately out of respect.

    • @anadaue890
      @anadaue890 4 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 4 роки тому +8

      me rn

    • @summermcclain2810
      @summermcclain2810 4 роки тому +47

      Came across this video about 20 minutes ago and now I'm diving into all of her videos with an almost obsessive childlike excitement. I don't even care if I'm up til 5am, I'm ready to watch her whole channel.

    • @ResaChiic
      @ResaChiic 4 роки тому +9

      1:54 i would lowkey listen to a video of her speaking in olde english if sh'e would make one. with translations tho >.>

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 4 роки тому +7

      Summer McClain I did exactly this, about two weeks ago, now going back to anything I might have missed.

  • @Blackbeltkitten2D
    @Blackbeltkitten2D 4 роки тому +541

    "Our lady has seemed to have opted for the 'boujee' form-fitting look here." I am absolutely dead!

  • @gianinamorales8597
    @gianinamorales8597 4 роки тому +411

    Bernadette: speaks Old English
    Me, a non-native Linguistics major: squeals in delight
    ... Also, if not for the plague that will not be named, I would have learned how to speak Old English semi-fluently by now...

    • @d.lan3y
      @d.lan3y 3 роки тому +43

      As a native speaker: god, I'd love to learn it. Modern languages are more practical but dead ones are just so much more _fun_

    • @thisismyusernameidk
      @thisismyusernameidk 3 роки тому +3

      @Ishani Kumar 1# astethic lol

    • @cryptid176
      @cryptid176 3 роки тому +3

      I need to learn old english

    • @carag2567
      @carag2567 3 роки тому +14

      Middle English is fairly easy to read and understand because it's primarily a series of standardized spelling and grammar changes that occurred during the transition to Modern English. For example, using the letter y where we now use i or having an extra -e on the ends of words. Once you begin to recognize the patterns, it's not difficult and you can fly through Chaucer's Canterbury Tales in an afternoon.
      Old English, however, is practically an entirely different language. It looks and sounds a lot more Germanic than the English we speak now. I actually thought Bernadette was speaking German for a quick second until I realized what she was doing, that clever minx 😂

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 2 роки тому

      @@d.lan3y how are they more practical? The only words any of you ever bring to the not very round table is vibe, aesthetic, and the over-usage of saying literally as though it's some destined form of exaggeration. You think the cliches people make you into aren't so, but then everything matches up immediately.

  • @studiosherlen
    @studiosherlen 4 роки тому +478

    English is my second language and as soon as 1:58 happened theres an imaginary record scratch sound in my brain

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 4 роки тому +108

      English is my first language and I heard the dial up sound quite clearly while I tried to determine if she'd just slipped into like Flemish or Dutch hoping we wouldn't comment on it.

    • @elizabethhurtz5522
      @elizabethhurtz5522 4 роки тому +41

      English is my first language and I had the same reaction. Then I realized she was speaking old english.

    • @sdoaiza
      @sdoaiza 4 роки тому +17

      English is my second language but I am sleepy af and didn't even notice it

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 4 роки тому +9

      English is my first language but I want to learn how to speak Arthurian English

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 4 роки тому +874

    People do not realize that the time period with the "hottest" outfits was actually the Paleolithic. And hunter-gatherer societies in later periods. Lots and lots of bare skin if the climate was warm

    • @Caroline28483
      @Caroline28483 4 роки тому +154

      I am 100% positive that you could find a (and I absolutely despise the fact that I'm going to type this out) "sexy cavewoman" costume somewhere in the hellish depths of Halloween costume markets.

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 4 роки тому +94

      @@Caroline28483
      Sure, those are arguably not accurate either though. In fact, many real ones were kind of... topless.

    • @andrewgust-anderson5612
      @andrewgust-anderson5612 4 роки тому +37

      I learned that in older civilizations, men *and* women could go around topless so... that.

    • @hollylancaster7135
      @hollylancaster7135 4 роки тому +42

      @@andrewgust-anderson5612 As a mother who has nursed, being allowed to go topless would have made life so much easier hahaha

    • @royjones4056
      @royjones4056 4 роки тому +10

      @@Caroline28483 I don't think you'd need to go to the depths

  • @Silverhawk100
    @Silverhawk100 4 роки тому +397

    Our ruffle game clearly has relaxed over the centuries.

    • @clockwork9827
      @clockwork9827 4 роки тому +5

      'Ruffle game' 'many many bows' . bingo

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 роки тому +12

      Looks like we have to bring it back and step up or game. lol

    • @timfrey2358
      @timfrey2358 4 роки тому +5

      bring back the ruffles!

    • @loraskywalker5534
      @loraskywalker5534 4 роки тому +4

      Not to mention pleats. We're terribly lazy today in our clothing.

    • @Silverhawk100
      @Silverhawk100 4 роки тому +2

      @@loraskywalker5534 YOU TAKE YOUR PLEATS AND YOU CAST THEM BACK IN THE FIRES OF MT. DOOM FROM WHENCE THEY CAME!!!

  • @ragewolf16
    @ragewolf16 4 роки тому +253

    Bernadette: I included footnotes and links to images, sorry that's annoying :/
    Me: *slams the subscribe button*

    • @krissouter5701
      @krissouter5701 3 роки тому +8

      There is just *something* about footnotes

  • @monicacarranco8525
    @monicacarranco8525 4 роки тому +218

    "But our lady seems to have opted for the bougie form fitting look here"
    - Bernadette banner, 2019

  • @jaspersgrimoire
    @jaspersgrimoire 4 роки тому +835

    I think that weird circle in the “pilgrim” outfit is intended to imitate the modern Amish and Mennonite dresses, which do have a wide, round collar. Most depictions of pilgrims in children’s media depict them looking a lot like modern Amish and old-order Mennonites.

    • @Zalerinae0491
      @Zalerinae0491 4 роки тому +11

      Which Amish have those collars? I grew up with Amish as neighbors and they don't have any of those. Maybe a different sect does but I don't think all Amish have them.

    • @pneumarian
      @pneumarian 4 роки тому +4

      @@Zalerinae0491 yeah, none of my Amish neighbors have collars like that. Most certainly NOT in contrasting colors. (Kansas)

    • @adbreon
      @adbreon 4 роки тому +4

      Pneumarian I don’t think I’ve seen such collars on the Amish either. A round collar would waste fabric. Maybe on Mennonites or Friends (Quakers)? I haven’t seen a Friends meeting up close since the late 80s early 90s so I don’t know if the big collars were a feature of dress or just fashionable at the time.

    • @kelsyecassell9862
      @kelsyecassell9862 4 роки тому +32

      Hello.
      Ex amish mennonite here. While the pilgrim costume has similar features to the clothing of amish/mennonites there are more differences than similarities. Our clothing is outlined in the churches version of the bible doctrine and practices book. The lack of a double front (cape), contrasting fabrics, presence of collars which is traditionally more of a "liberal" church thing and the absence of an outer bonnet are the first signs that they are nothing alike for the two group mentioned. For the more modern amish that wouldn't require a cape they will mot require an apron. The German Baptist ladies do wear a type if cape that does look like a very large collar since it is not attached at the waist band. Its not uncommon for German Baptist to be confused with Old Order Mennonite or Amish.

    • @laurar.4484
      @laurar.4484 4 роки тому +8

      Many Pilgrims had been living in Leiden (Holland) before arriving at Plymouth Colony. I wonder if there was a Dutch influence in their clothing?

  • @lewlavabra6811
    @lewlavabra6811 4 роки тому +489

    "impress your fellow party-goers with a copious display of legs... or something"
    *aaaaand now i'm in love with you*

    • @MSBowen-pk6ww
      @MSBowen-pk6ww 2 роки тому

      She forgot about the huge boobs popping out on every costume! LOL I mean wow! The makers of the costumes were men! Or lesbians! Who wanted to look at a lot of legs and boobs! I mean wow! Why are we showing these kinds of lame costumes. It's just pathetic. I once bought one in a store and while it was not accurate it did have a pretty dress. I never paid for another again. One Halloween I was working at Verizon and I was stuck on what to do for a costume. I was thinking about wearing a nice black and red dress I had purchased a while back.
      But then I was my friend's Kim Possible Rufus doll toy thing. I was like. Kakye pants (Check) Black turtle Neck Check, black shoes check. So I bought some black gloves. I flipped my hair like hers, I Have brown hair and I even did my make up like the show. Without my lower lip colored! There were so many happy kids that day! LOL! They knew who I was and were happy to pose with me. It was kind of funny like a little view into a theme park. LOL Anyways it was a fun costume. Unlike Kim though I did not wear my belly exposed LOL! I am not a size 2! Apparently one of my dumb coworkers got sent home after showing up in basically nothing!
      Lol my boss was like I am so relieved that you didnt' do that! LOL! Who shows up in work with almost no clothing? Right? I mean wow! It wasn't a strip club. LOL What a weird idea on her part. Anyways it's always gonna be a nice memory for me. Dressing up doesn't have to be tacky or sexual or innacurate. :D

  • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
    @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 3 роки тому +101

    Oh my god this woman could literally read out the entire Encyclopedia, and it would sound like the most interesting thing ever

  • @Eva-dy9qy
    @Eva-dy9qy 4 роки тому +387

    I can't tell you how much my academic heart sings at the prospect of numbered footnotes and actual references in an otherwise highly entertaining youtube video.

  • @rettyleal
    @rettyleal 4 роки тому +69

    I can't believe how naturally you combine such proper speech with slang.

  • @nattiaschmitt1495
    @nattiaschmitt1495 4 роки тому +448

    I feel like she is to fashion what John Maclean is to makeup. Just two Vampires calmly explaining what the mortals have been doing wrong all this time 😂

  • @narwhalethefancy
    @narwhalethefancy 4 роки тому +295

    I'm just so impressed. Historian, seamstress, and artist. What's next, Politician? I'd vote for her.
    Bernadette for President 2020.

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy 3 роки тому +3

      Oookie

    • @cryptid176
      @cryptid176 3 роки тому +8

      She would be the best politician

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 3 роки тому +21

      @@cryptid176 party city would be banned and everyone would live happily ever after

    • @camilledvorak7151
      @camilledvorak7151 3 роки тому +6

      Maybe with Bernadette around men would endeavor to be gentlemen. Considering that one of our esteemed representatives called a female colleague an F-ing B on the steps of our capitol building. Then there was the whole insurrection thing.

    • @skjaldulfr
      @skjaldulfr 3 роки тому +3

      Please no--she's too good for that.

  • @sarahdixon8877
    @sarahdixon8877 4 роки тому +84

    Lord, the amount of sass in this video soothed my soul. Came for the smack down of lame Halloween costumes, stayed for the wonderful watercolor paintings. Was not expecting that delight!

  • @champagnechampagne1943
    @champagnechampagne1943 4 роки тому +311

    Omg, she said ”trash” so quick I had to go back and see if I misheard. 😂😂 she's so subtly angry it's scary.

  • @DerHistoryMeister
    @DerHistoryMeister 4 роки тому +1465

    ...I just watched a 20 minute long video on history of female fashion...
    ...as a 17-year-old male...
    ...and actually enjoyed it.

    • @bruddaice_tea1682
      @bruddaice_tea1682 4 роки тому +101

      It's rare to see guys who like these types of videos, so hats off to you for liking it 😁

    • @melodramaticdragon5826
      @melodramaticdragon5826 4 роки тому +96

      Yo, a fellow 17-year-old guy! Neat.

    • @rowanenglish2448
      @rowanenglish2448 4 роки тому +72

      I'm a 19 year old guy watching! So you're not alone lol

    • @soumizoon
      @soumizoon 4 роки тому +54

      I'm here and 13

    • @kattriella1331
      @kattriella1331 4 роки тому +118

      Hey, history is fascinating, regardless of age or gender.

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 4 роки тому +83

    "Go ahead and rock that woad blue hood with your red gown."
    The word "rock" feels out of place in this context and I couldn't love it more.

  • @SewardWriter
    @SewardWriter 4 роки тому +529

    Bernadette: *expertly covers multiple historical periods of dress*
    Me: Yup, yup, that, yup. *while knitting a hoodie for my cat*
    I just need to buckle down a knit some historically accurate patterns one of these days. Even if a woman knitting is borderline heresy prior to the invention of the knitting machine (16th century?).

    • @noorazraq2245
      @noorazraq2245 4 роки тому +4

      SewardWriter Ooh,I love knitting, it’s so fun!

    • @mak3960
      @mak3960 4 роки тому

      I would love to test out historical patterns

    • @Purple_haired_cleric
      @Purple_haired_cleric 4 роки тому +1

      Well, at least you can knit something lol. My only goal is to sew torn stuff up (aka socks)

    • @faeryb0mb
      @faeryb0mb 4 роки тому +6

      that cat better enjoy his or her hoodie. IT WAS MADE OUT OF LOVE

  • @TheMewtata
    @TheMewtata 4 роки тому +215

    Not gonna lie; I want more. If this was a Halloween tradition I wouldn’t mind.

  • @MorganDonner
    @MorganDonner 4 роки тому +381

    OMG, I need that pilgrim outfit for everyday wear (not the plastic nightmare, your drawing version, obvs.) BRING BACK THE COIF!!

    • @HomeWithMyBookshelf
      @HomeWithMyBookshelf 4 роки тому +27

      Yes! I would absolutely love to have at least the choice of covering my hair without having to face censure/prejudice/weird looks.

    • @OddlyElly
      @OddlyElly 4 роки тому +7

      The aesthetic of coifs are forever my favourite historical dress item. #bringbackthecoif

    • @abigaelmacritchie1365
      @abigaelmacritchie1365 4 роки тому +15

      They were also just immensely practical! Whoever has time to do anything but tie their hair in a bun every morning whilst kids scream their heads off to be fed? I can't remember the last time I washed my hair, and I only have one child 😭

    • @JezabelleAsa
      @JezabelleAsa 4 роки тому +7

      I wonder how one would go about making one. If only there were a video tutorial. Somewhere...

    • @a.k.v.3042
      @a.k.v.3042 4 роки тому +6

      I love it! Coifs are so practical. Also the 1940s-era snood, which I have seen with pretty beads woven into them - so they can be fashionable as well!

  • @belaizy4225
    @belaizy4225 3 роки тому +184

    Me seeing the Elizabeth the first costume: "oh hey that seems actually pretty good-"
    Bernadette: "everything is wrong"
    Me: "Everything is wrong!"

  • @jmoon2010
    @jmoon2010 4 роки тому +365

    I really would love to see historically accurate fairy tale dresses, like Cinderella, beauty and the beast, that kind of stuff. With your drawings alongside as well!! They’re absolutely gorgeous and watching you paint them was so calming and relaxing!

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 4 роки тому +16

      Jordyn Marie just know something... the Disney Cinderella was based on Grimms’ Ashenputtel, which in turn was based on a Chinese tale from the 900s. OR, there’s an even older Greek version.
      So... be ready for slightly nightmarish things showing up

    • @WinterRaven
      @WinterRaven 4 роки тому +1

      I agree!!

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 роки тому +2

      @@icarusbinns3156 is that a bad thing? XD

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 4 роки тому +4

      SonsOfLorgar only if you consider foot binding and willful mutilation of feet to be horrifying. But feet are rather unnerving to begin with. Who needs that many bones in one small appendage? Apparently... humans do

    • @andreanicolette4647
      @andreanicolette4647 4 роки тому +3

      There’s a video on BuzzFeed about historically accurate Disney princesses, and it was directed by Eugene Lee Yang. It gives an accurate representation on what they should’ve worn, and it also gives background information on the people living during those times !!

  • @g0reh0und48
    @g0reh0und48 4 роки тому +1711

    Halloween company’s: make historically incorrect costumes
    Bernadette Banner: *politely triggered*

    • @rachellescott5055
      @rachellescott5055 4 роки тому +9

      Hannah Hunter she literally did an introductory disclaimer bit, did you miss that?

    • @mikkischatz3974
      @mikkischatz3974 4 роки тому +26

      I read that as “Politically triggered” instead of “politely triggered”. Which gave me two laughing fits instead of one and I appreciate your comment greatly

    • @rachellescott5055
      @rachellescott5055 4 роки тому +7

      Oh wow, I didn't even realize she said politely and not politically

    • @g0reh0und48
      @g0reh0und48 4 роки тому +3

      Rachelle Scott this is the best thing I’ve read today

    • @g0reh0und48
      @g0reh0und48 4 роки тому +2

      Kelleymarie Jones this was just for entertainment and it’s much easier that reading an entire book. What are you doing here if we are all ‘bloody UA-cam worshipers’ and you’re also on UA-cam

  • @birch3904
    @birch3904 4 роки тому +1105

    Bernadette casually being a complete savage for 18 minutes straight

    • @niihjulienne6353
      @niihjulienne6353 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Patrick3183
      @Patrick3183 4 роки тому +4

      Rebecca Rimon she’s not being a “savage”.

    • @krissp8712
      @krissp8712 4 роки тому

      Ban*n*er? No, B A N T E R!

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 4 роки тому +6

      Yes she is. She is correcting the modern costume-wearer on the proper manner of dress, while at the same time telling them how ignorant and crass they are.

  • @yayydesuu3949
    @yayydesuu3949 4 роки тому +68

    9:51 I love it when she use her other pencil's eraser because her mechanic pencil's eraser no longer exist. i totally understand :')

  • @WeedgokuBonerhitler
    @WeedgokuBonerhitler 4 роки тому +1263

    "Huh, this looks interesting"
    Ten minutes later
    "We really should eat the rich"

    • @ahleenah
      @ahleenah 4 роки тому +11

      best comment I've seen here so far lol

    • @kikifreese7000
      @kikifreese7000 4 роки тому +13

      I feel this in my bones lol

    • @frisater96
      @frisater96 4 роки тому +6

      Grade A comment, perfect

    • @pkj4173
      @pkj4173 4 роки тому +8

      this comment is amazing already but reading the username makes it 10x better

  • @TheLordsCanary
    @TheLordsCanary 4 роки тому +217

    My budding artist 4yo daughter came into the room while I was watching this and was captivated: “Mom, she’s SO GOOD at drawing!” Thanks for giving her a little inspiration today :)

    • @moik4037
      @moik4037 4 роки тому +2

      Awww

    • @TheLordsCanary
      @TheLordsCanary 4 роки тому +2

      Ross that’s a wonderful Christmas gift idea! Thank you!

  • @onionbubbles
    @onionbubbles 4 роки тому +319

    *Friend walks into halloween party wearing vampire "eighteenth century" dress*
    Me: WeLl AcTuAlLy-

  • @hercules1476
    @hercules1476 2 роки тому +20

    Ok but Bernadette's mid-eighteen century vampire dress is beautiful, I'm totally tempted to make it for Halloween

  • @mafaldaviana9060
    @mafaldaviana9060 4 роки тому +565

    Bernadette: "A literal armful of skirt"
    Me: The picture is "The Marriage of Arnolfini", isn't it?
    * looks at footnotes *
    Me: yea

    • @ravenstone1781
      @ravenstone1781 4 роки тому +18

      This is EXACTLY the picture I thought of. Didn't even need to look.

  • @lohphat
    @lohphat 4 роки тому +4874

    Do you know where I can get a “Slutty Plague Victim” costume?
    Asking for a friend.

    • @altpotus6913
      @altpotus6913 4 роки тому +176

      Would that be with or without buboes?

    • @thebookreader287
      @thebookreader287 4 роки тому +16

      @@itz_ashane6886 loool

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 4 роки тому +115

      Slutty Plague DOCTOR is the new hotness

    • @Bluehawk2008
      @Bluehawk2008 4 роки тому +57

      @@sblinder1978 You can do a lot with those long noses.

  • @waytoohypernova
    @waytoohypernova 4 роки тому +689

    Bernadette: Perfectly Pontificates With Proper Pronunciation, Grammer, And Annunciation
    Me: can spell words pretty good sumtimes

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 4 роки тому +43

      Grammar*
      Enunciation*

    • @itsme472
      @itsme472 4 роки тому +40

      That kinda made the joke funnier

    • @biolett553
      @biolett553 4 роки тому +14

      Ironically enough, the grammar where you described yourself is more correct than how you described Bernadette’s lol

    • @whyyousomadtho5371
      @whyyousomadtho5371 4 роки тому +5

      Florence Schad lol that’s the joke 😀 I don’t think the other bits are tho

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 роки тому +2

      Florence Schad yep, that’s the joke

  • @evilpompom
    @evilpompom 4 роки тому +473

    And they could've gotten away with every single costume if they had just added the word "fantasy" 😆

    • @ozegirl44
      @ozegirl44 2 роки тому +31

      or if it wasn't for those meddling kids!

    • @JohnE9999
      @JohnE9999 Рік тому +6

      Someone with a functioning brain would have realized that was implied.

    • @battlebear437
      @battlebear437 Рік тому +5

      @@ozegirl44 thank you for putting that! I thought of that, too!

  • @dorian4534
    @dorian4534 4 роки тому +208

    "we are already banishing that hat to the deepest pits of hell." And I just had tea come out my nose. Thanks for that.

  • @monicacarranco8525
    @monicacarranco8525 4 роки тому +156

    "Vampire-trash collar things"
    -Bernadette banner,2019

  • @sinswept
    @sinswept 4 роки тому +597

    Ne man:
    Eall ne man:
    Bernadette: Slieht an Eald Englisc.
    (No-one: Absolutely no-one: Bernadette: Slays in Old English)
    (Look, I know it's wrong, I tried. But we cannot all have the historical game on lock.)

    • @evab.6240
      @evab.6240 4 роки тому +4

      Wow. Sounds almost like German..

  • @ciphered_entity
    @ciphered_entity 4 роки тому +124

    Imagine her history grades. Everyone talks about her grammar but lets stop and think of how high her history grades were. I know its probably common sense considering the theme/aesthetic of her channel but can we still acknowledge that?

    • @luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933
      @luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933 2 роки тому +16

      Maybe not as high as you think. History in school force you to learn mostly about wars. I love when history is spoken by clothes or people lives insted of day-month-year system. I love history, but I haven't got the highest grades in my group (good, but not the best), because I don't really paid attention to where, when and who was the leader in the battle. I almost always know everything else like society, poetry, literature, mode, architekture, art and music. Battles and wars? Not really. Maybe she had the same. Maybe not. I'm just saying that not everything is what it seems.

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 2 роки тому +3

      @@luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933 correct, and typically they are as well wrong on the blatant modern knowledge of past efforts that were forgotten by a certain rebellious modern generation there'after. Such as Historically accurate, if you have never been from the time, you don't even have an understanding on what color carriages we're, or standards of architecture. While someone who is brought from the time can answer that typically in seconds.

    • @luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933
      @luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933 2 роки тому +1

      @@WitchKing-Of-Angmar Agree. I think it's kinda sad that we learn about the past this way... Even If we're almost for sure from different countries. I will be glad if system could give us (I'm at university and have my own interests in this topic, so not my problem anymore, but still...) more about past cultures instead of only loosing, winning and changing the map.

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar 2 роки тому +1

      @@luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933 such as the 1930s and 1940s. What do we learn about them beside war horrors and a stock shortage. Suddenly most kids think we went straight from model t to Chevrolet Bel air.

    • @DevinParker
      @DevinParker 2 роки тому +1

      @@luminakittycarolymonroeaqu4933 Very true. Despite my beloved high school history teacher's best attempts, I was hopeless at remembering the dates of the countless treaties, political decisions, territory acquisitions and losses, and coronations and elections of political leaders that composed the bulk of what we were expected to memorize. I was fortunate enough to later take a class in community college taught by an instructor who delved into the details of what life was like for the average people living in the periods we studied (as well as debunking numerous claims that our "published-in-Texas" high school textbooks had made regarding the ethics of several events), and it awoke my love of history that had long laid dormant.
      Additionally, tabletop roleplaying games set in historical settings (mostly the GURPS line of gamebooks) significantly fueled my interest and gave me inspiration to dig deeper.
      I personally feel the trick to getting people interested in history is to show them a window through which they can better imagine themselves in a place in the past, allowing them to make it more personal and thus "real". Focusing on wars, political treaties, and endless dates to memorize only serve to build barriers to the imagination, I daresay, since these are largely the decisions of a handful of powerful, usually privileged people, far removed from the everyday concerns of average folks (except for the part where they have to live and die under these decisions, of course).

  • @patronusstag
    @patronusstag 4 роки тому +1238

    Like if you're an OG Elizabethan watching from the 1500s.

    • @mischamccarthy5887
      @mischamccarthy5887 4 роки тому +20

      I'm a edwardian

    • @kitsunecookie372
      @kitsunecookie372 4 роки тому +18

      Art Neauveau detective here, my time travel machine broke down in the 1500s and I identify as an “OG Elizabethan”

    • @deepSea__
      @deepSea__ 4 роки тому +12

      Nah, I'm an immortal but I'm a new immortal

    • @mischamccarthy5887
      @mischamccarthy5887 4 роки тому +6

      I was a rich young lady, then i married a very smart man, who carried the philosophers stone, so I could stay alive.

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 роки тому +4

      We've been "Elizabethans" since 1953. I'm in authentic Elizabethan dress right now.

  • @clawd_not_cloud
    @clawd_not_cloud 4 роки тому +131

    She's so passive aggressive through this whole thing and I love it

  • @kimberlee9608
    @kimberlee9608 4 роки тому +318

    You fill a niche in my life where Raymond Holt is the only other occupant

    • @spiffylike
      @spiffylike 4 роки тому +1

      kimber Lee yessssss so true!!

    • @janes8714
      @janes8714 4 роки тому +9

      yes!! his actor is a trained shakespearean actor

    • @jesshutchy
      @jesshutchy 4 роки тому +12

      You should check out Baumgartner restorations too, he's got the same classy vibe but with painting restorations

    • @leeoconnell2572
      @leeoconnell2572 4 роки тому +1

      Best comment