Matteo Lane & Nick Smith Do NYC Christmas

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  • @cloud__99
    @cloud__99 7 місяців тому +1396

    It looks like Matteo going shopping with his high maintenance rich mom 😂

  • @TheDancingBell
    @TheDancingBell 7 місяців тому +240

    nick walking around sounding like squidward looking like cruella is my spirit animal. so much joy from this gent

  • @JoVicttor49
    @JoVicttor49 7 місяців тому +571

    Nick belongs in a Vogue cover.

    • @mikewhite4560
      @mikewhite4560 7 місяців тому +6

      I'm thinking Vogue CENTERFOLD.😅

    • @pikachuhatyu
      @pikachuhatyu 7 місяців тому +3

      more like, conversion therapy

    • @pikachuhatyu
      @pikachuhatyu 7 місяців тому +6

      jk merry Christmas yall

    • @stache1954
      @stache1954 7 місяців тому +7

      He would break the machine.@@pikachuhatyu

    • @jhubeJELLO
      @jhubeJELLO 7 місяців тому

      Yeah someone should give him a Vogue to cover up with

  • @premiumfruits3528
    @premiumfruits3528 7 місяців тому +181

    As a straight man, there is nothing on this planet even remotely as funny as 2 sassy gay dudes roasting the shit out of anything and everything.

    • @JesusAllinChrist
      @JesusAllinChrist 7 місяців тому +2

      😅☝🏻

    • @charlievaluck
      @charlievaluck Місяць тому

      I would pass out laughing if I was walking down 5th with those two

  • @jedrick001
    @jedrick001 7 місяців тому +122

    Nicks impression of the old man makes him sound even more like Paul Lynde what an icon😂

    • @JeffTaylor-tr7my
      @JeffTaylor-tr7my 7 місяців тому +4

      Did somebody call for an EYE-con? Nick is such a diva.

    • @Loveboatreruns1978
      @Loveboatreruns1978 7 місяців тому +3

      That's who he reminds me of! Thank you!

  • @willsx2
    @willsx2 7 місяців тому +185

    Nick does look like a Tim Burton character 😅 Merry Christmas to you both and thank you for providing so many laughs this year. All the best for 2024.

  • @TheSusieggd
    @TheSusieggd 7 місяців тому +99

    Matteo and Nick are always such fun and never fail to dissapoint. 😂❤

    • @anneitsanne
      @anneitsanne 6 місяців тому +1

      They are Thee Odd Couple that we need and deserve.

  • @giovannasoaresdearaujo360
    @giovannasoaresdearaujo360 7 місяців тому +19

    Funny enough, on the topic of Home Alone, they translated the name of the movie in Brazil to “Esqueceram de Mim”, witch literally means “they forgot about me” 😂😂 it really denounces the parents neglect to Kevin’s whereabouts if you think about it

  • @jamieeaton1605
    @jamieeaton1605 7 місяців тому +23

    Nick is feeling his 5th Ave housewife fantasy

  • @erikat5678
    @erikat5678 7 місяців тому +79

    Nick, your apathetic disapproval is reminiscent of every Italian Christmas ever! Thank you for that! Love you Matteo. Buon Natale e Buon Anno! 🇮🇹🎅🏻🎄

  • @barbiemarie2376
    @barbiemarie2376 7 місяців тому +45

    Nick is dressed to enter the Matrix 😂

    • @DisposableSupervillainHenchman
      @DisposableSupervillainHenchman 7 місяців тому +7

      “The Matrix” in this context sounds like the latest nightclub as described by Stefon.

    • @lindasussman8695
      @lindasussman8695 7 місяців тому +1

      I grew up in N.Y. I baby sat for a Rockett.🎉

  • @chadjeffery2672
    @chadjeffery2672 7 місяців тому +34

    You put KETCHUP on hotdogs and you're too good for Olive Garden? Oh honey. Nick has been redeemed, it's a Christmas miracle.

    • @morgansidwell3098
      @morgansidwell3098 6 місяців тому +1

      That! Was my first thought… ketchup?!? And then like… ketchup only? Are we 2?

  • @TheVid54
    @TheVid54 7 місяців тому +43

    My favorite part was when you guys scared the window displays away. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year fellas!

  • @kellyharris5009
    @kellyharris5009 7 місяців тому +16

    The way that girl in the pink coat and headphones looked at nick when you two stood in front of the ice rink 😂

    • @cuucnsbfl9913
      @cuucnsbfl9913 7 місяців тому

      Joe Says: I may need to watch this again and look for that! I lived in Chicago for 5 years and I realize that living in a big crowded city you learn to Adapt to the environment - like, you can be standing in the middle of a thick throng of people and simply ignoring EVERYONE AROUND YOU EXCEPT For your Friend who is standing right beside you - an urban adaptation I learned quite well (unless you notice a Hot Guy in the crowd, in which case you then pay attention to HIM... AND Your Friend!!)

  • @AG-yz3jw
    @AG-yz3jw 7 місяців тому +27

    the only holiday film i will be watching is this

    • @pegm5937
      @pegm5937 7 місяців тому +2

      Preach!😂

  • @cuttwice3905
    @cuttwice3905 7 місяців тому +8

    According to anybody who raises sheep, the shepards usually keep watch over their flocks at night during the spring because that is when sheep are usually deliver lambs.
    Hot dog with ketchup? Gevalt!

  • @frankmancini
    @frankmancini 7 місяців тому +25

    Nick's look is so good here, I love the fur trench-length coat 🧥

  • @monicaalvarez5696
    @monicaalvarez5696 7 місяців тому +11

    Sunglasses on an extremely overcast and obviously chilly NYC day, I love it.

  • @MrDLW2010
    @MrDLW2010 7 місяців тому +10

    Nick is like “I’ve never met this Deli Worker before.. don’t touch my coat!”

  • @Foodtubed
    @Foodtubed 7 місяців тому +2

    I don’t know if you can hear us because we’re dying of Carbon Monoxide right now … NEW YORRRKKKKKK 😂😂

  • @GregoryCooper-eh6yk
    @GregoryCooper-eh6yk 7 місяців тому +63

    For Christmas this year I want a time machine so I can see Nick as an 85 year old....it is going to be SUCH a hoot !!!

    • @praestant8
      @praestant8 7 місяців тому +8

      He's already there!

  • @MM-zs7rp
    @MM-zs7rp 7 місяців тому +10

    Uniqlo’s base layers are SO WARM, aside from that it’s ridiculous to have the display go with the damn elevator 😂

  • @amysexton7505
    @amysexton7505 7 місяців тому +17

    you two are so cute together. nick smith is an elegant giraffe

  • @kylereddell
    @kylereddell 7 місяців тому +24

    your personalities perfectly complement each other for these videos. thanks for the holiday content! merry xmas.

  • @hedwignl8118
    @hedwignl8118 7 місяців тому +30

    Matteo and Nick.., you both are wonderful! Thank you for all the laughs this year!! Wishing you a happy Christmas ❤️⭐️🎄🥰 and all the best for 2024!

  • @TheSongwritingCat
    @TheSongwritingCat 7 місяців тому +8

    I would take a walking tour with Matteo and that glamorous giraffe

  • @praestant8
    @praestant8 7 місяців тому +39

    I love Matteo and Nick's cynicism with Home Alone. My life would be less rich without their holiday snarkyness.

  • @Specialcowgirl69
    @Specialcowgirl69 7 місяців тому +16

    It would be a very wise choice to put Matteo and Nick in charge of luxury brands marketing & visuals 😎 ❤🎉

  • @craven718
    @craven718 7 місяців тому +7

    I’m as straight as the day is dumb And I feel Matteo is my soul mate.
    Hotdog with with only ketchup?
    Dbz reference?
    🖤🖤🖤
    I love you man!

  • @sondersighs
    @sondersighs 7 місяців тому +4

    I think it would be a blessing to be their friend. These guys seem like people you can rely on for a upfront answer. Have a happy new year ❤😊

  • @paulamccann9109
    @paulamccann9109 7 місяців тому +10

    Please host the New Year’s Eve ball drop!!! OMG it would be the best!

    • @NickSmith09
      @NickSmith09 7 місяців тому +4

      Could you imagine😂

  • @poppycock20
    @poppycock20 7 місяців тому +3

    10:06 absolutely crying at this woman putting on literal earmuffs to avoid the ice princess convo

  • @BritInvLvr
    @BritInvLvr 7 місяців тому +6

    I’m living for Nick’s coat.

  • @MauiMauiMe
    @MauiMauiMe 7 місяців тому +13

    Happy Festivus! Thanks for this wonderful, entertaining tour of NYC. 🎄

  • @TrainsFerriesFeet
    @TrainsFerriesFeet 7 місяців тому +4

    You guys could make a FORTUNE doing comedy tours. I know my way around NYC, but I'd still buy a tour because you guys are such a hoot. (and so lovable)

  • @user-zf3rs3tr9b
    @user-zf3rs3tr9b 7 місяців тому +6

    I love watching both of you. I have never been to New York, thank you for the tour. I bet Christmas time is amazing there.

  • @BeautyandtheBronx
    @BeautyandtheBronx 7 місяців тому +2

    It’s Mateo in a North Face and what looks like an empty book bag for me 😅😅😅 According to Nick, Mateo did not get the memo! 😂😂😂

  • @arinikole
    @arinikole 7 місяців тому +2

    The display just rising to the heavens while they are talking killed me😂

  • @simplytina7392
    @simplytina7392 7 місяців тому +17

    You two always bring a smile to my face.

  • @jeanineross8457
    @jeanineross8457 7 місяців тому +2

    Matteo Chicago Born and getting Ketchup on your hotdog. Hahha loved the video

  • @rogerfleming8675
    @rogerfleming8675 7 місяців тому +6

    You and Nick seem so fun to be around it'd be awesome to meet you one day however I feel like Nick would make me cry 😂

  • @FoxPopuliMusic
    @FoxPopuliMusic 7 місяців тому +2

    nick is radiating a vague disney villain energy

  • @entropy22
    @entropy22 7 місяців тому +4

    I could watch 1 hour of this.

  • @canadianrobot
    @canadianrobot 7 місяців тому +14

    Someone needs to say it. Nick is God's gift 🙏 Merry Christmas Gents ❤

  • @muscman6075
    @muscman6075 7 місяців тому +6

    Matteo an Nick are incredible together. So funny

  • @sheilag9345
    @sheilag9345 7 місяців тому +20

    Another fun video ! Mateo does not like astrology but nailed the correct sun sign for the Dec 25 th birthday !

    • @Miss_Camel
      @Miss_Camel 7 місяців тому +5

      AND casually addressed the fact that Christians literally rescheduled the birth of Jesus just to keep pagans from celebrating the solstice…I literally love him!

    • @mistywebs
      @mistywebs 7 місяців тому

      @@Miss_Camel 👏

  • @charlievaluck
    @charlievaluck Місяць тому

    “Ok good we’re done” I wish I could vacation with Matteo 😂😂😂 we would be IN AND OUT!!!

  • @terjemullerkarlsen3028
    @terjemullerkarlsen3028 7 місяців тому +1

    I love these guys!! And the fact that suuuuuper hot Matteo so often wears these REALLY unflattering, unstylish jeans:))) Just love it!

  • @taylorh1020
    @taylorh1020 6 місяців тому +1

    Oh my lord the conversation about the birthday of Jesus is literally me every year around this time. I am crying laughing so hard at this. "Sit UP!" dying hahahaha

  • @cyoung55391
    @cyoung55391 7 місяців тому +2

    Hahahahahaha, you two are like those two old muppets in the balcony. . . . . .just grouchy and sarcastic but like . . ..gayer!!😂😂😂

  • @TheMyoMimi
    @TheMyoMimi 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that as Matteo puts on more layers his hotness diminishes, but Nick becomes hotter. Nick is wearing the hell out of that coat and sunglasses.

  • @teacarp
    @teacarp 7 місяців тому +1

    The zoom in on the zamboni while talking about Michelle Trachtenberg sleeping with the zamboni driver… incredible

  • @wvusciguy
    @wvusciguy 7 місяців тому +14

    I want to watch Mateo and Nicks boyfriend have lunch.

  • @cornflake233
    @cornflake233 7 місяців тому +3

    I cannot believe it. The Christmas spirit has infested Nick. He seems almost happy. Well fa la la… love this video you two. Mary (sic) Christmas!

  • @cuucnsbfl9913
    @cuucnsbfl9913 7 місяців тому +1

    Joe Says: As an Astrologer AND an Artist 🎨 - I LOVE ❤️ What Christian Dior has DONE Here!!! And Matteo would at Least "get" Astrology (if not actually LIKE It) if I sat down with him to Analyze his StarChart! Also - watching Nick WALKING [AGAINST the flow of Traffic] is the perfect illustration of WHY Matteo describes the cab driver who left them in the dust for being "Too Gay" - I laugh at that joke every single time I hear it, and Nick's Walk may be the funniest thing in this Video, IMHO... THIS makes me want to watch "Breakfast At Tiffany's" again - or some other movie full of NYC's iconic sights... a HUGE THANK YOU AGAIN to Matteo for bringing us JOY! You ROCK, Man!

  • @weird0.0
    @weird0.0 7 місяців тому +3

    The way new yorkers order food is mesmerising to me

  • @jademarianna
    @jademarianna 7 місяців тому +2

    I could watch an hour of this.

  • @Psergiorivera
    @Psergiorivera 7 місяців тому +4

    You both make me laugh so much, my insides exploded from wetting myself

  • @whyilee
    @whyilee 7 місяців тому +1

    Matteo not liking astrology is the most refreshing thing I heard in a while. Thank you

  • @manquo
    @manquo 7 місяців тому +1

    I live that mateo is besties with irl squidward. It’s just makes sense for no reason ❤

  • @backtomonobacktomono3490
    @backtomonobacktomono3490 5 місяців тому +1

    Nick looks amazing! The sunglasses, the bag, and that fantastic (real) fur coat. Nick, you wear it well.

  • @Smoof29
    @Smoof29 7 місяців тому +4

    Happy Christmas boys! Always love to see you together and I'm really enjoying the 15min pods

  • @karenward267
    @karenward267 7 місяців тому +2

    As alway, you two had me in fits of laughter. I didn’t think the windows were very Christmassy. Merry Christmas to you both from San Francisco.

  • @rosee8911
    @rosee8911 7 місяців тому +5

    This was a fun video! TY for showing us NYC during Christmas season - everything was beautiful

  • @taylorbennett2929
    @taylorbennett2929 7 місяців тому +1

    I loooooove the aside to explain the winter solstice Pagan roots of Christmas to Nick 😂

  • @s4bombshell
    @s4bombshell 7 місяців тому +1

    Nick’s ensemble is doing the most and I am here for it 👏🏼🫰🏼

  • @zetnnik
    @zetnnik 7 місяців тому +1

    Hah! Now I hear Squidward! 😅
    I’ve watched other vids with Nick, but could never hear Squidward before, but in this vid, I can hear it!!! 🤭

  • @animaluvr8608
    @animaluvr8608 7 місяців тому +1

    I wanted to see more windows, I have never been to NY so this was a treat! Thanks for showing us around. I do have a DVD of the Rockettes I watch every Christmas.. the costumes are fabulous!

  • @tom-ss2mn
    @tom-ss2mn 7 місяців тому +3

    I love it when you two team up

  • @bentley230
    @bentley230 7 місяців тому +14

    Damn, the way Matteo asked for that hot dog was pretty gross. “One hot dog ketchup only” in that tone, Jesus girl. You said in your last podcast that you’ve never worked in food service before and you can really tell.

    • @GoodOlAllisonHarvard
      @GoodOlAllisonHarvard 7 місяців тому +4

      And was Matteo talking about the lady at the front of line *@**0:59* when saying, _“There’s literally no line, and they’re like “French fries?” And she’s like, *Mimicks someone [Understandably so] thinking*… We might be here for a while…”_
      I’ve overheard people talk so impatiently and aggressively about me or my Family whenever we’ve been out to order food, and if I were to overhear someone talking about me so rudely and brazenly nearby, I’d be pretty peeved off and upset… _#ThatsNotFunnyThatsJustMean_ 😐

    • @blakegreene6913
      @blakegreene6913 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol it’s New York. That’s the status quo.

    • @fridabone
      @fridabone 7 місяців тому +1

      @@blakegreene6913That’s what I was thinking. I’ve never been to New York and I imagine if I took my midwest attitude there I’d just be walked right over lol

    • @blakegreene6913
      @blakegreene6913 7 місяців тому +1

      @@fridabone lol I’m from the south so I have that southern politeness, and I learned real quick, in my 8 years of living here, that’s just not gonna do. 😂

    • @ailujbambi
      @ailujbambi 6 місяців тому

      ​@@GoodOlAllisonHarvard Maybe it's just lack of sense really. Some people really do take up time and space unnecessarily, people have been impatient with you/your family when you're out and about and you think you're not the problem whatsoever? sometimes the problem is us yk. when we're out and about in public and there's clearly other people around us we make sure to get out of their way!

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 7 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for taking us on your stroll. You’re 💯 on the Rolex window. Thanks for showing us the windows! So many comments/physical gestures that I had to replay 😂
    Love Nick’s bag.
    TY for the beat from the Street ❤ Buon Natale!

  • @PersephoneRising333
    @PersephoneRising333 7 місяців тому +1

    Not the Michael’s ad playing right after this video 😂 you are correct on the Rolex window vibes.. they need to get their act together... thanks for the wonderful 5th Ave Christmas tour and the sparkling commentary as always✨
    Happy Holidays, you two!🎄 🕊🕊

  • @candylove1234
    @candylove1234 7 місяців тому +1

    "About to take their last breath, but its CHRISTMAS!"

  • @lating911
    @lating911 7 місяців тому +1

    Last Christmas my mom forgot to pick me up at JFK after flying in from Dublin.I had to take a taxi all the way to Central Jersey. So a few days later I was watching Home Alone 2 and talking to the tv, in front of my mom saying, "Don't worry Kevin my mom forgot me at the airport too, I know how you feel."
    Sidenote: As a kid growing up in NYC, my siblings and I would get so excited taking the subway from Jackson Heights into Manhattan. Our favourite part was seeing the Macy's windows. But as time went on it became so crowded and I started to loathe going into mahattan,just too crowded.

  • @AtelierWong
    @AtelierWong 7 місяців тому +1

    You fellows banter and holiday window tour in Manhattan is funtastic. Thanks for spreading cheer.

  • @GiselleKlara
    @GiselleKlara 7 місяців тому +2

    I wanna see you guys explain NYC to Nick’s family. I just feel like that would be a funtiviity.

  • @zzizahacallar
    @zzizahacallar 7 місяців тому +5

    Thank you for this. Merry Christmas 🎄 to you both. Much ❤love

  • @mspitstoptoyou
    @mspitstoptoyou 7 місяців тому +1

    This is all I wanted from Santa for Christmas this year. And every year. 🎄🎁❤️😂
    She could wear the bird ornament as an earring.

  • @ariadnaligorria4582
    @ariadnaligorria4582 7 місяців тому +1

    Every minute of this, it's gold!

  • @chrisk5651
    @chrisk5651 7 місяців тому +1

    love love love you both!!!

  • @rachelnesbitt8126
    @rachelnesbitt8126 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for the smiles 😂❤

  • @silkedavid8876
    @silkedavid8876 7 місяців тому +3

    Such fun, interesting idea to look at the windows of the shops! As a person who lives in a small town it is interesting to see the shopping madness.

  • @Lucy_0neL0ve
    @Lucy_0neL0ve 5 місяців тому

    Uncle Nicky and Uncle Matteo fighting over the Jesus’s birthday. Family trips❤😂

  • @AndrewShott
    @AndrewShott 7 місяців тому +3

    *Nick looks like Neo if he was in the Gay Matrix*

  • @naomimguzman9783
    @naomimguzman9783 7 місяців тому +1

    Jesus was born in the summer he gives off big Leo energy to be honest hahaha 😂

  • @TimeSplitterChimp
    @TimeSplitterChimp 5 місяців тому

    You guys make me smile and right now I find it really hard to find reasons to not end my life, thanks for being one of those reasons ❤

  • @sharontisherman7619
    @sharontisherman7619 7 місяців тому +2

    Merry Christmas Matteo and Nick!❤

  • @valerieladeda
    @valerieladeda 7 місяців тому +3

    Love Nick's look! ❤

  • @deannfrey3469
    @deannfrey3469 7 місяців тому +1

    Nick, you looked amazing! Also, thank you Matteo for speaking truth about Yule. (Ok, I’m a Pagan witch)

  • @SuperBigboy1955
    @SuperBigboy1955 7 місяців тому

    Love love love this so precious.

  • @colorado80401
    @colorado80401 7 місяців тому +1

    😝I know, I was at Neiman's on Christmas Eve, the decorations were so blâsé. Gone are the days of roaming carolers, bell ringers and fragrance bottle engravers. Retail, in its high holy days just isn't the same anymore.
    Merry Christmas everyone.🎄

  • @thesilversurfer7136
    @thesilversurfer7136 7 місяців тому +1

    You two are so hilarious!

  • @JKo96-nc
    @JKo96-nc 7 місяців тому +2

    I love Nick’s bag.

  • @Motions_AP
    @Motions_AP 7 місяців тому +1

    Matteo spitting facts on Christmas is everything

  • @michelebridge1126
    @michelebridge1126 7 місяців тому

    I loved seeing the boys laughing and joking together for a change 🥰🥰
    I’m in love with Nick’s coat and glasses ❤. I want both of them,even though it’s too hot here for the coat,I’m prepared to sweat for fashion 😂😂

  • @saye3902
    @saye3902 7 місяців тому

    This is by far, BY FARRR MY MOST FAVOURITE MATTEO NICK video EVER.

  • @ElyseMulvaney
    @ElyseMulvaney 5 місяців тому

    When Matteo made the cat sound near the tree my cat flinched 😂

  • @alondonch
    @alondonch 6 місяців тому

    Love you both!😂😂

  • @stepps511
    @stepps511 7 місяців тому +2

    I adore you two! Merry Christmas - wherever you are! 🌲🎅

  • @umbw
    @umbw 7 місяців тому

    DYING at the girl at 10:05 who said... ABSOLUTELYY NOOOOOOOOT hahaha