The fact that Matteo allows someone like Nick in the kitchen despite all that italian/mexican blood in him is what overcoming generational trauma is all about
Nick is actually Rose from the Golden Girls. You’re having normal conversation then he drops a “St Olaf” moment and you’re wondering if you grew up in the same reality.
This is the closest I’ve ever seen Matteo getting close to losing it completely with Nick…and I loved it 😂 Looking forward to seeking you Friday Matteo! :)
The way I can tell they truly have love for each other because they bicker soooooo bad but then get over it in .35 seconds and are laughing again. Lol.
But since this is Mateos family recipe and nostalgic to him I understand he wants it to taste exactly as it did when he was a kid, otherwise its dissapointing! I'm sure most of us have recipes like that from our childhood.
Wow... baking is a little more forgiving than Matteo would have poor Nick believe. Yes, two cups vs one cup of flour would matter, but one extra 1/2 tsp of cinnamon would not "ruin" the pumpkin bread, lol.
Matteo and Nick acting like a couple who have been married for 50 years. I swear you two sound like my grandparents. ❤️❤️❤️ just watched Hair Plugs and Heartache. Genius❤️ Please do another advice show or series... PLEASE!!!! You are a so good at on the spot comedy.. both of you. ❤️❤️
The two of you are great friends. I love the banter between you two. The flour isn't vegan things was hysterical. I hope that you bake with Nick again soon. This was wonderful.
To be fair, white sugar technically isn't vegan either because they use pig fat to bleach it and make it white. You'd be shocked at all the different seemingly vegan things that are rendered non-vegan by human processing. But I don't think he was delving this deeply into it. I suspect he just wasn't totally sure.
@@batmanpancake96 Oh ok this might be region specific. I'm in Australia, and we don't generally add vanilla to white chocolate. I'll have to see if I can find some vanilla flavoured white chocolate to try.
All pumpkin bread needs butter spread all over it until it melts and then eat the pumpkin bread. You two cooking together brings back so many fun memories for this mom. Thanks so much.
NICE Callback Matteo!!! “Talk to QueerFeminist”! I could seriously watch you two ALL Day Everyday or just you with an occasional impression of Nick! 😂😂😂
Matteo failed to realize Nick's level of baking is equal to Fauna from Sleeping Beauty 😂😂 She put the whole egg, shell and all in Aurora's cake! "Two eggs, fold in gently."
Oh lord... this was hilarious but anxiety inducing at the same time. Matteo was legit getting pissed there - and as someone who is a home baker myself, I don't blame him!
I feel like Nick is new to reality every time he's on your channel. He definitely lives in his own world. He was worried about the flour being vegan but ate the cake that has eggs🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matteo and Nick, another recipe you both might enjoy is Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies. I got the recipe decades ago online and have made it for years and it's always a big hit. But make sure you always use semi sweet dark chocolate chips because I once used the milk chocolate chips and they were terrible. I tried looking online for the recipe I have and every one is different than mine, so instead of sharing a link, I'll just give it to you: 1 cup butter 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 egg 1 cup pumpkin puree 1 tsp real vanilla 2 1/2 cups flour 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp nutmeg 1 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp cloves 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips Preheat oven to 350F and lightly grease cookie sheet. In large bowl, cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy. Beat in egg, pumpkin and vanilla. In separate bowl, combine the dry ingredients; flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger and cloves. Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture, mix well. Add chocolate chips and mix in. Drop by teaspoons onto well greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350F for 10-12 minutes or until light brown.
You two crack me up! Looks like you had enough batter for two loaves. I have a cream cheese filling recipe that you can add for extra deliciousness: 4 oz softened cream cheese, 1 egg, 1/4 c sugar, 1/4 c flour, 1tsp vanilla. Mix together till smooth. Fill bread pan with 1/2 pumpkin batter, spread 1/2 of cream cheese mixture on top, add rest of pumpkin batter. Smooth pumpkin batter. Pour rest of cream cheese mixture in line down center of pan, use a toothpick to make decorative swirl pattern through filling. Bake as normal 350° 45 minutes-hour. 🎃
omg that was so triggering!! mateo is my mom stabbing the will out of me to ever enter the kitchen again OR LIVE!! with every word hahaha! I'm with nick on this one! what do you think flour is?!?! FROM THE GROUND!! and the little hand steeple ahahahha. i was really scared when that cake fell after cooling off, and so relieved it was ok in the end lol :D great stuff!
Matteo, you are spot on with banana lingering in everything. I cannot stand them. Also, the large pause at “now, why would flour not be vegan?” was hilarious.
Fyi. For non bakers, sugar is considered a “wet” ingredient. Dry is flour (whatever kind you use), corn starch an things like it, baking soda/powder, spices. Also try Splenda sugar substitute or their brown sugar substitute. Works just fine, as a diabetic it means it’s healthier for me to eat. Also in measuring flour you scoop into the cup with a spoon then level. You don’t risk compacting the flour and altering your outcome.
The fact that Nick has survived to adulthood never ceases to amaze me.
I also have no idea how flour is made if anyone wants to share some knowledge ❤ 😂
Fuck, I was just thinking the same thing
He isn't an adult, he's a Victorian tall child that haunts Matteo's apartment
@@jadaz5818 This sounds like the beginning of a VC Andrews novel. 🤣
Flour is milled wheat.@@hatsonhatsonhats
Watching the wheels turn in Nick's brain about why flour isn't vegan was a great start to my day.
You mean why flour IS vegan, haha.
Hahahaha no Nick thought it wasn’t vegan so he was trying to come up with a reason why!!!😂 so funny
I feel like he was confusing "vegan" and "gluten free". That's the only possible thing that makes sense because...vegan flour?🤣
🤣
Technically all plants are from animal labor (bees pollinating) so nothing is truly vegan ( out of no animal products or labor)
The fact that Matteo allows someone like Nick in the kitchen despite all that italian/mexican blood in him is what overcoming generational trauma is all about
Nick is too adorable. I will give him anything, he is so handsome.
I want them to watch the great British bake off, Mexican week
🤣
Nick expertly cracked Matteo's sanity like he cracked the brown period eggs.
The irony of that is that eggs basically are the result of a chicken's period.
also, hens lay eggs corresponding to their colors and patterns... i.e. if they are spotted and brown, they lay spotted brown eggs
Chris laughing in the background always makes me smile
"I wasn't ON the farm shucking hay!" 😂😂😂😂😂 omg I'm dying he neither shucked corn nor mowed hay this is obvious🤣🤣 I love these two together
I can feel the life long friendship ❤❤❤
Nick “an egg is dry until you crack it open”
Mateo “you’re an idiot.”
😂😂😂😂
I died 😂😂😂
Oh my god, can we have an entire TV show of these two? Nick learning about nature and Matteo not losing his mind?
I know!! 😂😊❤ These two are so fun and funny together. I don't think either one of them realize how awesome and funny they are together. 😊❤🎉
I just seen in a podcast that they are planning to do a podcast they’re just figuring out the details I would assume. They are sooo funny I love them.
The odd couple
The fact that Nick finds his way home every night is spellbinding.
Nick is actually Rose from the Golden Girls. You’re having normal conversation then he drops a “St Olaf” moment and you’re wondering if you grew up in the same reality.
So hear me out, take one absolute control freak and pair him with an agent of chaos. Give them a cooking show and hilarity ensues 😂
Gimme the knife Britney Spears 🤣🤣🤣
I was hoping someone else noticed that 😂
@@OzmaOfOzzit has me crying
5:58 I love how Nick has given up any pretense of calling them “Italian wedding cookies”, and has just embraced calling them “cum cookies”.😅
I had to watch that section like 3 times to make sure I heard it right! 😂
Immediately went through the comments to make sure I wasn't alone. 🥵
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Between Nick's "is flour vegan?" and Matteo's breakdown over a tiny little extra cinnamon.......it's a miracle it turned out like it did!
This is such sibling energy 😂. I'm having flashbacks to making cookies growing up.
"What do you consider wet, things that are not dry" I just love these two. 😂❤
9:36 Matteo’s scream there is everything then the Italian mom hands afterwards had me on the floor laughing 😂
Nick is a MENACE. @9:55 "want me to show you a trick?" Followed by an immediate and stern "no" took me out.
The look of pure mischief on nick’s face when he went to add more cinnamon 😂
Matteo: “What do you think flour is?”
Nick: [a pause so pregnant it gave birth to the ENTIRE Duggar family, all at once]
This is the closest I’ve ever seen Matteo getting close to losing it completely with Nick…and I loved it 😂 Looking forward to seeking you Friday Matteo! :)
Yeah, London!! 💚
Just by listening to the two of you, I can hear my mother's voice saying, "SO HELP ME, IF I HAVE TO STOP THIS CAR! SOMEONES GONNA GET IT"
The way I can tell they truly have love for each other because they bicker soooooo bad but then get over it in .35 seconds and are laughing again. Lol.
Usually I'm on Mateo's side but a little extra cinnamon is better. If I were there, more spice: nutmeg, clove, etc.
Agreed, they don't call it "pumpkin spice" for nothing!
Hard Agree! Spice ! Spice! Spice!
But since this is Mateos family recipe and nostalgic to him I understand he wants it to taste exactly as it did when he was a kid, otherwise its dissapointing! I'm sure most of us have recipes like that from our childhood.
Not the distinction between wet and dry ingredients made clear in the recipe in the description 😭😭😂😂
it's the way the music dropped out when Matteo asked Nick what he thought flour was made of. 💀
I would love to see an animation of what was going through Nick's head when Matteo asked "why would flour not be vegan?"
Wow... baking is a little more forgiving than Matteo would have poor Nick believe. Yes, two cups vs one cup of flour would matter, but one extra 1/2 tsp of cinnamon would not "ruin" the pumpkin bread, lol.
🤣 I agree lol
Also if you wanna be exact then use a scale. 😂
Yeah Matteo should let loose a little bit. I'm siding with Nick on this one 😆
The irony of Matteo being precise with the measurements but then filling the pan too high 🤌
Agreed! Baking Soda and maybe Nutmeg are among the few areas of concern in baking. I often DOUBLE the Cinnamon. 💚
Chris deserves all the awards, for going above and beyond amongst all this chaos! 🤣💗
His presence balances out the nonsense lol
Matteo and Nick acting like a couple who have been married for 50 years. I swear you two sound like my grandparents. ❤️❤️❤️ just watched Hair Plugs and Heartache. Genius❤️
Please do another advice show or series... PLEASE!!!! You are a so good at on the spot comedy.. both of you. ❤️❤️
The banter is HILARIOUS! 😂 Nick’s side eye at 10:35 should be a meme. 👀 🤣
I can sense Matteo’s actual frustration at times in this video 😂 him baking with Nick is like me trying to bake with my kids 😂
The two of you are great friends. I love the banter between you two. The flour isn't vegan things was hysterical. I hope that you bake with Nick again soon. This was wonderful.
To be fair, white sugar technically isn't vegan either because they use pig fat to bleach it and make it white. You'd be shocked at all the different seemingly vegan things that are rendered non-vegan by human processing.
But I don't think he was delving this deeply into it. I suspect he just wasn't totally sure.
Yes! More of You and Nick is Great!!
‘Eggs are technically dry till you open them up’ had me howling
“Give me the knife Britney Spears” 😂😭😂 I died
When a person who eyeballs it and a person who follows directions get together 😂… I am that person all in one 🤣
The amount of ‘I love him, I hate him’ energy from Matteo is palatable.
8:18 "I still don't!" Nick is a national treasure
Omg🤣😭😭💀 my husband thought white chocolate was only made with vanilla beans 😂 I feel your pain Matteo 😅👌👌
😂😂
But... it doesn't taste of vanilla???
@@EfHaichDee it does definitely, but he thought the only single ingredient was the vanilla
@@batmanpancake96 Oh ok this might be region specific. I'm in Australia, and we don't generally add vanilla to white chocolate. I'll have to see if I can find some vanilla flavoured white chocolate to try.
@@EfHaichDee may just be an added ingredient, I would check the ingredients list as well
Lmao omg I always thought Matteo was exaggerating his impression of Nick but he really sounds just like that 😂
"Eggs are technically dry until you crack them" dear lord do not let this man cook EVER!! 😂😂
“Give me the knife Brittany Spears!”
😂😂😂
Glad to see Mateo getting in touch with his inner Italian/Mexican mother.
I am reminded of Matteo saying Nick wasn't domesticated during his stand-up special. 🤣
Look at the universe blessing us all with these two. I love y'all!
All pumpkin bread needs butter spread all over it until it melts and then eat the pumpkin bread.
You two cooking together brings back so many fun memories for this mom.
Thanks so much.
Nick: “Want me to show you a trick?”
Matteo: “NO.”
💀
I want to know what the "trick" was gonna be so badly
was Nick going to say use a spoon instead of tilting the bowl@@CalamityCannon
I realize this video came out _before_ the whole “history” debacle, but when the 1:26 moment hit, I immediately thought: “here we go again!” 🤣
watching the battle over leveling the dry ingredients ... i'm f'ing dead. 💀🤣
Matteo:You don't think flour is vegan. Nick: I still don't.
😂😂😂😂 I can't....
also really makes you want to know what Nick's childhood was like in a rural area.....
Oh my gawd… the voice impressions were SPOT ON!!! Love this!
Nick said shucking hay 😂😂😂 love him ❤
The fact that this video came out after Nick’s cake pop video makes this so much better 😂
I absolutely love the interactions between the two of you. What fun! (For us!)
The opposite of The Great British Baking Show and I'm here for it!
the only thing i learned from this video is that Matteo and Nick need to have a bake-off
Totally agree, their moms can judge
I will NEVER get tired of watching Matteo and Nick videos! 😂
NICE Callback Matteo!!! “Talk to QueerFeminist”! I could seriously watch you two ALL Day Everyday or just you with an occasional impression of Nick! 😂😂😂
"If I see you fucking chop with that butter knife one more time!"
I'm with you, Nick 💚
Matteo failed to realize Nick's level of baking is equal to Fauna from Sleeping Beauty 😂😂 She put the whole egg, shell and all in Aurora's cake!
"Two eggs, fold in gently."
I don’t watch cooking shows. However if Matteo & Nick got one commissioned, it would become my new favourite show!
“Why are they brown?!” I lost it😭🤣
Oh my God, you boys are hysterical here! Only people who have been friends as long as you two would talk to each other like that. I'm dying laughing!
Oh lord... this was hilarious but anxiety inducing at the same time. Matteo was legit getting pissed there - and as someone who is a home baker myself, I don't blame him!
I’m surprised Nick was still alive by the end of the video 🤣
The camera operator cracking up set me off. 😂😂😂
Nick! The reason you add sugar (dry) into eggs is the sugar fluffs up the eggs and helps a better rise.
the way i FLEW to this video to hear nick's voice, and he did not disappoint. stay flawless, nick.
You two together are the best. I've been laughing hysterically watching you.
I recognise Nick’s voice from matteos comedy story of him picking him up from the hospital! 😂
“There are homeless people, and You wasted all that nutmeg”
“Well, go talk to queer feminist” LMAO😭😭😭
They are such New Yorkers ... I wouldn't doubt they start slap fighting each other at some point 🤣
I feel like Nick is new to reality every time he's on your channel. He definitely lives in his own world. He was worried about the flour being vegan but ate the cake that has eggs🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
i so want to see him get kicked out of Chipotle. I've never seen that be a thing but it seems a regular situation in his life.
This is the BEST cooking episode so far!!! Crying laughing literally!
Matteo and Nick, another recipe you both might enjoy is Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies. I got the recipe decades ago online and have made it for years and it's always a big hit. But make sure you always use semi sweet dark chocolate chips because I once used the milk chocolate chips and they were terrible. I tried looking online for the recipe I have and every one is different than mine, so instead of sharing a link, I'll just give it to you:
1 cup butter
1 1/2 cups sugar
1 egg
1 cup pumpkin puree
1 tsp real vanilla
2 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp nutmeg
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup semi sweet chocolate chips
Preheat oven to 350F and lightly grease cookie sheet.
In large bowl, cream butter and sugar together until light and fluffy.
Beat in egg, pumpkin and vanilla.
In separate bowl, combine the dry ingredients; flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger and cloves.
Add dry ingredients to creamed mixture, mix well.
Add chocolate chips and mix in.
Drop by teaspoons onto well greased cookie sheet.
Bake at 350F for 10-12 minutes or until light brown.
When taking any bread out of the pan, lay it on it's long side, it won't sink.
I love the 2 of you! I'd love to give you both big hugs!
“It’s so it doesn’t stick to the side” very Ina Garten of you. Love it 😂
“Want me to show you a trick?”
“No…”
The curtness 😂😂😂
i literally do not know how i got through life before Nick and Matteo 😅 the world needs more of this vibe ❤❤❤
Matteo enters psycho mode when he is baking, apparently
That dry egg bit had me wheezing like an asthmatic cancer patient 😂
Every time i see these two in the kitchen, I immediately stop what I'm doing and watch ❤
You two crack me up! Looks like you had enough batter for two loaves. I have a cream cheese filling recipe that you can add for extra deliciousness: 4 oz softened cream cheese, 1 egg, 1/4 c sugar, 1/4 c flour, 1tsp vanilla. Mix together till smooth. Fill bread pan with 1/2 pumpkin batter, spread 1/2 of cream cheese mixture on top, add rest of pumpkin batter. Smooth pumpkin batter. Pour rest of cream cheese mixture in line down center of pan, use a toothpick to make decorative swirl pattern through filling. Bake as normal 350° 45 minutes-hour. 🎃
I love how he goes "Nick it has to be exact" when measuring flour by VOLUME
omg that was so triggering!! mateo is my mom stabbing the will out of me to ever enter the kitchen again OR LIVE!! with every word hahaha! I'm with nick on this one! what do you think flour is?!?! FROM THE GROUND!! and the little hand steeple ahahahha. i was really scared when that cake fell after cooling off, and so relieved it was ok in the end lol :D great stuff!
"...things that are not dry." 🤣😂🤣
OMG, you two together...made my day, thank you!
I cannot stop thinking about Matteo's impression of Nick in his specials, and the Squidward voice is unironically correct
Matteo and Nick are me and my kids cooking together. I’m such a control freak when it comes to baking 😂😂😂
Matteo: It has to be an exact science.
Also Matteo: "It's a little gooey because we put too much in."
These two sound like an old married couple which are actually very funny like these two.
Omg I love that you butter and flour your bowls
I learned to bake whilst working in a cafe as a teenager... pretty much everything was measured by eye, and always turned out tasty!
Matteo, you are spot on with banana lingering in everything. I cannot stand them. Also, the large pause at “now, why would flour not be vegan?” was hilarious.
How on earth did Matteo and Nick manage to recreate my childhood, baking with my sisters, verbatim 😮 ?!?!?!?!!
I'm here to confirm that Nick's kitchen IS bigger than Matteo's 😂
Matteo is such a human version of a brick wall when it comes to cooking.
1:30 I lost it. "What do you think flour is?" LMFAO
[edit: ... 11:44 Nick's redemption. What the fuck, Matthew?]
Fyi. For non bakers, sugar is considered a “wet” ingredient. Dry is flour (whatever kind you use), corn starch an things like it, baking soda/powder, spices. Also try Splenda sugar substitute or their brown sugar substitute. Works just fine, as a diabetic it means it’s healthier for me to eat. Also in measuring flour you scoop into the cup with a spoon then level. You don’t risk compacting the flour and altering your outcome.
My body can't process Splenda. As soon as someone mentions non-sugar, I ask! 🥺💚
Nick explaining a scene from Flavor of Love is so unexpected but I'm here for it.