“The Holidays Suck” - Comedians on Holidays

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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2023
  • It’s that time of the year again... Matteo Lane, Jay Okerson, Dulcé Sloan and more great comics talk about the holiday season.
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  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 7 місяців тому +9

    21:35 - Aww, I was hoping that the punchline would've been, "I asked for an Xbox, and she gave me a framed picture of us together from our first date... and then she broke up with me, so I suppose she really did get me an 'ex box.'"

    • @katyscott87
      @katyscott87 7 місяців тому +1

      That was my assumption too. And it sounded like maybe the audience's assumption, also 😂

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 7 місяців тому +4

    8:30(ish) - So happy to see Ted Alexandro get some much-deserved respect and attention. 💜

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 7 місяців тому +3

    3:28 that face!!!
    She asked!
    And then was diagnosed...“oh you're here?“😂😂😂

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 7 місяців тому +2

    Can you please upload Lavell Crawfords half hour?!
    Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

  • @xzeeno3712
    @xzeeno3712 7 місяців тому

    The first guy sounds like Tina from Bob's Burgers

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 7 місяців тому +1

    Except for the forest…

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 7 місяців тому

    Dulcé yesss

  • @danthegeetarman
    @danthegeetarman 7 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 7 місяців тому +1

    🎄

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa 7 місяців тому

    Oh Christmas tree in German 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

  • @user-rc9ct1zb5e
    @user-rc9ct1zb5e 7 місяців тому +5

    When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 7 місяців тому

    Gluten free …accurate

  • @user-fi5iv7mu3k
    @user-fi5iv7mu3k 7 місяців тому

    He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

  • @user-fg1vs6bk7t
    @user-fg1vs6bk7t 7 місяців тому +1

    A leader or a man of action in a crisis almost always acts subconsciously and then thinks of the reasons for his action.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink 7 місяців тому +2

    Despite the presence of Jay Oakerson, this was a fun video. 😊

  • @user-pj8uh4yg9m
    @user-pj8uh4yg9m 7 місяців тому

    Six essential qualities that are the key to success: Sincerity, personal integrity, humility, courtesy, wisdom, charity.

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 7 місяців тому

    The holidays? Can’t they just say Christmas???

    • @katyscott87
      @katyscott87 7 місяців тому +4

      If you watched the video, you'd know that Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, & Kwanzaa were also discussed, in addition to Christmas. I don't celebrate Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, but I'm not offended that they were included, because why would I be? Acknowledging the existence & validity of other holidays doesn't negate the existence and validity of Christmas.

  • @user-st8up7jk2x
    @user-st8up7jk2x 7 місяців тому

    Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.

  • @user-bg4du3ew5o
    @user-bg4du3ew5o 7 місяців тому

    Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.

  • @Mamajoanie123
    @Mamajoanie123 7 місяців тому +7

    Tracey Morgan isn’t funny

  • @elliotleef4823
    @elliotleef4823 7 місяців тому

    Why are all the comedians so bad? :( does joe rogan own Comedy Central now?

  • @peace-or2cp
    @peace-or2cp 7 місяців тому +2

    To the ignorant comic who said that people didn't come here for religious freedom: Learn your history. Many of us have ancestors who came for that exact reason, such as Pilgrims, Quakers, and Jews. Did genocide occur? Absolutely. Pick on the white people who committed the genocide and not those who came here penniless or near so because everything had been taken away, which was part of the religious persecution.

  • @iqualifiedtoprovemydust
    @iqualifiedtoprovemydust 7 місяців тому +7

    Stop celebrating these wicked holiday AKA HELL-A-DAYS

    • @raymondlin8728
      @raymondlin8728 7 місяців тому +3

      But what about the chiiiiiiildren? Let the kids be kids. ❤❤❤. Anyway, stay inside, turn off tvs, radio, smartphone, between November and March

    • @brightsoull
      @brightsoull 7 місяців тому

      I love hell a days I love the devil he turns me on

    • @LeesaDeAndrea
      @LeesaDeAndrea 7 місяців тому

      Meh

    • @brucemills3000
      @brucemills3000 7 місяців тому +1

      You sound like a small business owner not wanting to pay for sat. holidays 😠😥😩😭

    • @iqualifiedtoprovemydust
      @iqualifiedtoprovemydust 7 місяців тому

      @@brucemills3000 no sir I’m a man with common sense.