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  • @Z.A.D.D.
    @Z.A.D.D. 6 місяців тому +11881

    I think the ONLY thing that’s upsetting is, if I’m not mistaken, Trevor Henderson (creator of siren head and other cool monsters) did the monster design for the movie and was really happy to finally have his work in a film. Then it turns out to be the biggest dumpster fire. So I feel bad for the guy

    • @Macabrellian
      @Macabrellian 6 місяців тому +1785

      That's literally the only reason I had any interest in this film, to be completely honest. Shame, really.

    • @sheeeenogoji7603
      @sheeeenogoji7603 6 місяців тому +1451

      Wait Trevor worked on this movie? Poor dude is so talented but first the content farms took his most popular creations and now this

    • @klausdalang4936
      @klausdalang4936 6 місяців тому +142

      ​@@p-__ Shut up.

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma 6 місяців тому +641

      Yep, that's what I came here to post. From what I can see, the monster design is actually pretty cool. A shame the movie looked as boring and formulaic as the trailer. Hopefully he'll get another shot sometime, or this film will somehow become a cult classic in 20yrs lol

    • @Exzimius
      @Exzimius 6 місяців тому +125

      ​@@klausdalang4936I'm starting to think you people are bots too

  • @bdablader95
    @bdablader95 6 місяців тому +8753

    I cackled in the theater when the old lady died. Her card literally said "your going to be killed by a bunch of swords" and literally 2 minutes later, she's killed by a bunch of swords. That's "People die when they're killed" levels of bad writing.

    • @shaelynmartin1996
      @shaelynmartin1996 6 місяців тому +640

      The thing that kills me with Charlie's description of that scene is... It's literally the wrong card. If they were going off the look of the card for the deaths, then Six of Swords is NOT the right one. They were looking for the Ten of Swords (Which shows a person being impaled with ten swords). One quick google search would've shown them what they were looking for. Six of Swords depicts someone traveling down a river with six swords in their boat. But hey, maybe the studio couldn't afford to shill out for another four swords.
      Also, just saying, the Death card doesn't even mean Death. The Tower would've been a closer meaning for that type of end.

    • @kamrynstone9181
      @kamrynstone9181 6 місяців тому +49

      @@shaelynmartin1996who cares? The movie blows

    • @cessnacitation-x
      @cessnacitation-x 6 місяців тому +20

      was the grammar error included?

    • @maevegillespie6911
      @maevegillespie6911 6 місяців тому +67

      Lmao reminds of when I got a reading done and as soon as the ten of swords got drawn I was like “welp guess that’s it. I’m gonna die by many swords”.

    • @_indigo_inked
      @_indigo_inked 6 місяців тому +128

      @@kamrynstone9181I care, but only because understanding the level of failure this movie reaches is so entertaining 😂

  • @nintendo-nut1
    @nintendo-nut1 6 місяців тому +4361

    For anyone curious, the Six of Swords basically means "making a journey to somewhere better after great hardships" not "here are six swords, we are going to stab you with them now."

    • @alesabelen1558
      @alesabelen1558 6 місяців тому +207

      that kind of tracks because at least you don't have to be part of the terrible movie after you get taken out

    • @AngelStarjam
      @AngelStarjam 6 місяців тому +41

      It's true, the person died and left the cast!11!!1

    • @dancheasal4298
      @dancheasal4298 6 місяців тому +14

      Now I imagine them bullshitting that as You face hardship of death but then you go to heaven !

    • @mrhalfsaid1389
      @mrhalfsaid1389 6 місяців тому +33

      ​@@dancheasal4298yep, because making tarot arcana antagonists is a bad idea they need to bs the reason for the characters to fall for a bad idea even if it's not

    • @potatochips4859
      @potatochips4859 6 місяців тому +66

      Exactly what I was thinking like they literally misinterpreted all tarot cards meaning and it's really stupid. like the hanged man? oh you're gonna get hanged
      I wanted to watch it because I think the concept of tarots is cool even if the horror was shitty but that literally defies the point

  • @zerz4617
    @zerz4617 6 місяців тому +18449

    5% on rotten tomatoes is diabolical 💀

    • @dr.drakofly756
      @dr.drakofly756 6 місяців тому +639

      ​@itz_me_aziza_21 The fuck does this even mean?
      Edit: Guys I knew it was a bot from the start, seriously.
      Second edit: The bot is more. We have won

    • @krixtorei
      @krixtorei 6 місяців тому +710

      @@dr.drakofly756 It means you got baited by a bot.

    • @groovy8431
      @groovy8431 6 місяців тому +210

      @@dr.drakofly756 do not question the ways of the wise one

    • @dr.drakofly756
      @dr.drakofly756 6 місяців тому +139

      @@krixtorei I know it's a bot dude, just weird

    • @WilliamLucas-hy8mx
      @WilliamLucas-hy8mx 6 місяців тому +6

      5% over 6/10 isn't that bad

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 6 місяців тому +6772

    I like how you went into the movie with the lowest expectations and still came out feeling surprised by how bad it is.

    • @WilliamLucas-hy8mx
      @WilliamLucas-hy8mx 6 місяців тому +39

      penguinz0/10

    • @caerulipes
      @caerulipes 6 місяців тому +5

      And in this case the ratings are the tarot

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 6 місяців тому +10

      You should never pay for a movie ticket if you're going into the movie with low expectations. Nobody likes a humbug who is going to ruin the movie for everybody else in the theater by critiquing it at every turn. That's how you end up getting jumped when the movie's over.

    • @RodentFlinger
      @RodentFlinger 6 місяців тому +8

      Does reporting the bots even do anything or what

    • @FembotFoxxy
      @FembotFoxxy 6 місяців тому +2

      I feel asleep in the movie theater while I was watching it

  • @dogmat8733
    @dogmat8733 6 місяців тому +1271

    The thing that irks me most is that The Tarot is a very interesting premise for a horror movie if it followed a sort of twisted "Fool's Journey." The Major Arcana of Tarot are meant to represent someone's journey of self discovery, where they start innocent and carefree as The Fool, face a major change in their lives at Death, and eventually claim The World, which represents completeness and closure and someone having a full understanding of themselves. Given how the Major Arcana all have reversed meanings to represent negative aspects of the cards, you could make a sort of reversed Fool's Journey, where the protagonist faces dire circumstances in their life as a result of the reading and eventually gets an unfulfilling ending. There's so much potential with that structure alone yet instead they went with "this card represents the monster that will kill you".

    • @Dreamer73
      @Dreamer73 6 місяців тому +33

      Yes YES!!!!

    • @milesrhodes3232
      @milesrhodes3232 6 місяців тому +55

      its a really cool structure and theres games that do it (eg persona 3) and its super cool honestly

    • @CrissCorner
      @CrissCorner 6 місяців тому +40

      im pretty sure you put more thought, care, and passion into that comment than they put in the entire movie

    • @davidnc9
      @davidnc9 5 місяців тому +11

      I absolutely agree with you and I like your thinking. I also think that tarot (both the game itself and its use as a means of fortune telling) has a lot of potential for horror movies. I really think the biggest problem in this movie was the script. I liked the cards' design and their respective characters', and I believe the witchcraft origin story for the tarot deck is kind of original, but the script is so simplistic and the actors here are so badly unbelievable it's hard for me to like this movie...

    • @odsasadolasa1
      @odsasadolasa1 5 місяців тому +2

      I still wonder... everyone was killed by Major Arcana cards, while the woman was killed by the 6 of swords... was it the ghost being mean? 😂

  • @Diarmuid49
    @Diarmuid49 6 місяців тому +2938

    Fun fact, I saw this in theaters, fell asleep, woke up near the end, and left early.

    • @BruceWaynge
      @BruceWaynge 6 місяців тому +114

      "And left early" 😭😭😭

    • @stetsoncrobison
      @stetsoncrobison 6 місяців тому +136

      Dude I just saw it today, and straight up...the guy in front of us fell asleep and slept through almost the whole movie. The couple behind us, I heard her say 'hey you fell asleep' to the guy next to her. And then I dozed off for like a minute in the middle. Not even joking lol

    • @Diarmuid49
      @Diarmuid49 6 місяців тому +54

      @@stetsoncrobison in that case I think Charlie should add into his moist meter that it's a great cure for insomnia, should bring it up to at least a 15 percent.

    • @delayeddeloy7761
      @delayeddeloy7761 6 місяців тому +5

      this but my brother during five nights at freddys. Then he proceeded to gaslight me saying we went to that film because of me even though he offered it

    • @nadatowatch
      @nadatowatch 6 місяців тому +2

      Even night swim looks better then this bruh

  • @deojoe1794
    @deojoe1794 6 місяців тому +922

    What's so disappointing is that most horror movies nowadays can be solved by either breaking/burning cursed items or simply WALKING AWAY

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 6 місяців тому +98

      Let's make a horror film where the point of the whole haunting/harassment is to drive people to do exactly that, and they think they won but they actually freed the demon.

    • @dantesparrow9903
      @dantesparrow9903 6 місяців тому +36

      @@LiminallyYours and then the real horror starts

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@@LiminallyYoursI think there's already a few movies that have done that and they usually end with the MC dying or distracting them with a better deal

    • @nonamex6536
      @nonamex6536 6 місяців тому +11

      Its still way better the animated Netflix Marmaduke movie. I watched that as a joke and I got physically sick watching it lol.
      No but really it's so bad It's the only movie of 100s iv seen that I think deserves a negative rating.
      People would stop trying to leave north Korea if watching it on repeat until you die of old age was the punishment. I really did throw up when I watched it also. That was a first.

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 6 місяців тому +9

      @@nonamex6536 Oh my god. The only reason I know about Marmaduke is Danny Gonzalez and seeing this acid trip mentioned here feels surreal.

  • @johnwaggner9143
    @johnwaggner9143 6 місяців тому +840

    As someone who reads tarot, there were SO many cooler ways that the cards and divination could have been used in a horror film. Could have been "Group of teens find a tarot deck at summer camp that predict an occult mass murder, and now they have to try and stop it," or "Family moves to a new house and find a tarot deck, whose predictions are the only thing preventing them from being caught by the entity that ALSO haunts the house."
    But no, they went with "The cards will predict your death in the most literal way possible, at the hands of a supernatural entity based on a Major Arcana." Fucking Tarot Mascot Horror. JFC.

    • @uglarinn2715
      @uglarinn2715 6 місяців тому +35

      As someone who also does Tarot readings, I think I'd rather watch your film lol

    • @ThorDude
      @ThorDude 6 місяців тому +39

      Honestly a cool way to handle this, while keeping the B-movie murder horror vibe, would be to make them draw 3, then try to figure out which one will manifest literally, while having to follow the advice of the others.
      Say Chad draws a reversed fool, death, and Hierophant. Chad thinks death is the literal one, so starts acting like a dick to everyone because he thinks he'll spontaneously die. In a cruel twist, death represented his girlfriend breaking up with him. Hierophant manifests as, I dunno, the lazy route of a monster taking him away to force a "marriage." Ergo killing him.
      But that wouldn't print money for these studios, so why even try?

    • @odsasadolasa1
      @odsasadolasa1 5 місяців тому +1

      That's even more unrealistic than the movie. Tarot cards are not specific enough for that. Not to mention they would have to google every card's meaning and there are many versions of that on the net (unless there was some book for this particular deck conveniently lying about). And if they did the 12 houses properly and included minor arcana... well, that's a task for the whole night.

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers 2 місяці тому

      Make this film. Sounds like something Lovecraft/mystery and I love it.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Місяць тому +1

      @@odsasadolasa1 Tarot cards arent specific because they aren't real. At least in the sense of actually being able to predict things. We're talking about movies here, man. Logic gets stretched all the time, and both ideas in the comment above are still FAR better than the original script.

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 6 місяців тому +5230

    >Draws The Fool
    >Hunted by a clown
    I'm not even a Tarot guy, but I at least have played a moderate amount of Persona to go "that's not even what the fuck that means, why did you take that so literally."

    • @kitchengun1175
      @kitchengun1175 6 місяців тому +710

      > draws the fool
      > teleport back to starting room
      > wtf who's out here binding my isaacs

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 6 місяців тому +318

      Even JoJo got the Fool right with how Iggy’s Stand ability works.

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 6 місяців тому +324

      @@paperluigi6132cause the fool is literally the representation of potential, and Iggy’s stand utilized sand to create constructs of limitless potential

    • @echipir
      @echipir 6 місяців тому +157

      when i pull the fool card and igor starts chasing me

    • @Wampa842
      @Wampa842 6 місяців тому

      > Scan The Fool in Cyberpunk 2077
      > huh.mp3
      > Ozob Bozo immediately teleports behind me
      Nothing personnel, kid
      > blows me up tae fuck

  • @crayvd8229
    @crayvd8229 6 місяців тому +1478

    The IRS sentenced me to two showings of TAROT for not paying my taxes

    • @shrekiscool4743
      @shrekiscool4743 6 місяців тому +60

      A fate worse than death.

    • @tanakisoup
      @tanakisoup 6 місяців тому +21

      I’d rather just go to prison for 50 years

    • @oblistique
      @oblistique 6 місяців тому +10

      TWO? RIP bro

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy 6 місяців тому +22

      Bro, sue. That's an 8th amendment violation lol.

    • @bruhbruh4127
      @bruhbruh4127 6 місяців тому +7

      @@HelloIamCloudy i was gonna say lmao that's cruel and unusual punishment

  • @Casual-BeANs
    @Casual-BeANs 6 місяців тому +564

    tarot cards are literally just for finding a different perspective to a situation lmao, they're not fortune cookies.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 6 місяців тому +41

      Now, FORTUNE COOKIES are scary!

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 3 місяці тому

      @@1WEareBUFO1 opening a fortune cookie that just says “behind you!!! there’s a guy with a knife!!! look out!!!”

    • @WezzleG
      @WezzleG Місяць тому

      I think "literally" they are just cards. You don't have to work too hard to part a fool with money and this industry is built around scamming fools and vulnerable people.

  • @thevideogameempire
    @thevideogameempire 6 місяців тому +1519

    I love how they try to do the prophecy twist bit, but the prophecy is just "you get what you want, but there's a weird guy. Watch out for the weird guy." And the twist is the weird guy kills you. It's like saying "you'll become unfathomably rich but watch out for Jason" and the twist is that Jason from Friday the 13th shows up. That's not a twist!

    • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
      @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 6 місяців тому +36

      it's like that eternal snail

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 6 місяців тому +16

      I feel like they’re trying to twist the twist, but at that point they’re just playing it straight.

    • @RudoMike21
      @RudoMike21 6 місяців тому +2

      What in the sam hell is that twist?

    • @taevantox
      @taevantox 5 місяців тому +6

      Someone becoming a millionaire but the downside is having to deal with jason vanhoores coming after them sounds like a way better movie tbh lmao

    • @thevideogameempire
      @thevideogameempire 5 місяців тому +3

      @@taevantox Honestly yeah. Somehow the source of the fortune attracts Jason. Makes more sense than this.

  • @XanetheSurgeon
    @XanetheSurgeon 6 місяців тому +940

    "You really shouldn't talk bad about their movie, it can hurt them financially. Just wait for Tarot 2, they just need a little more time to work on things."

    • @nilpyc307
      @nilpyc307 6 місяців тому +1

      do you not see one of Charlie's recent videos

    • @ockertoustesizem1234
      @ockertoustesizem1234 6 місяців тому +43

      @@nilpyc307 he saw it

    • @MitoNova583
      @MitoNova583 6 місяців тому +48

      @@nilpyc307 chat member was parodying the people who unironically say that

    • @mr.deathx4679
      @mr.deathx4679 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nilpyc307low iq

    • @TitanChromeE
      @TitanChromeE 6 місяців тому +17

      @@nilpyc307brothuh it’s in “quotations”

  • @BeybattleTV1
    @BeybattleTV1 6 місяців тому +288

    The moment I saw The Fool card be used so incorrectly in the trailer already made me assume this was gonna be ass. A quick word to all writers out there: If you don't know how something works, do some research on it, if you can't even be bothered to do that, DON'T PUT IT IN YOUR STORY.
    I feel like the general opinion that most studios have is "The consumer is an idiot/doesn't know what they want, so we can get away with being incorrect about a lot of stuff." This is just a bad way of thinking. As an artist, writer, content creator, or ANYTHING else, always assume your audience is as smart as you are and deliver the best work you can, you'll be surprised about what your audience manages to catch.

    • @Terminallyposessed
      @Terminallyposessed 6 місяців тому +3

      I knew it was gonna be ass as soon as I saw the name of the movie 🤣 These horror movie directors never get it right

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 6 місяців тому +7

      Maybe they did think the viewer was as smart as them, but they didn't feel very smart.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Місяць тому

      @@1WEareBUFO1 So pretentious AND self conscious. That's a hell of a combo

    • @dashzag
      @dashzag 8 днів тому

      Anyone who knows even just the basics of tarot knows how wrong all of it is. Like the guy didn't even do a google search! Just looked at the pictures and said yeah that's about right!

  • @ericsmith4644
    @ericsmith4644 6 місяців тому +1731

    5% is a good number for unemployment but terrible for a rating of a supposed “blockbuster”.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 6 місяців тому +2

      Why don't you go out and direct a better movie then, tough guy? Also, don't make jokes about homeless people. You never know what can happen in life. Maybe someday you'll fall on hard times and need government assistance.

    • @lillorpia
      @lillorpia 6 місяців тому +137

      @@RobbieStacks90unemployment and homeless aren’t the same

    • @Nanuks_Fun_Zone
      @Nanuks_Fun_Zone 6 місяців тому +45

      @@RobbieStacks90ok bot

    • @ericsmith4644
      @ericsmith4644 6 місяців тому +80

      @@RobbieStacks90 you seem to miss the point of my comment there bud. Much like the director and actors of the film missed the point of making an entertaining and well-written production.

    • @fifedogg511
      @fifedogg511 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@ericsmith4644haha....got em!!

  • @E_______________
    @E_______________ 6 місяців тому +1291

    You know shit is bad when Velma has a higher rating

    • @HexCuntress
      @HexCuntress 6 місяців тому +8

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Comedybomb-nh4st
      @Comedybomb-nh4st 6 місяців тому +11

      How do they even surpass that, Velma got 23% and Tarot got 5!

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 6 місяців тому +4

      Kinda deserved. At least Velma has the decency to kill its MC in a funny way.

    • @kgmc29
      @kgmc29 6 місяців тому

      ​@Comedybomb-nh4st 5%???????

    • @Comedybomb-nh4st
      @Comedybomb-nh4st 6 місяців тому

      @@kgmc29 ????????

  • @sergeantspam51
    @sergeantspam51 6 місяців тому +205

    Apparently the monster designs and costumes were actually done by Trevor Henderson. Talk about absolutely wasted potential.

    • @AMxHybrid
      @AMxHybrid 4 місяці тому

      Joe Biden as a president was wasted potential to

  • @commanderbeast
    @commanderbeast 6 місяців тому +988

    A friend asked me if I wanted to go see Tarot with them. My immediate response was, did I do something wrong?

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 6 місяців тому

      Redditor ass response

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 6 місяців тому +39

      get this guy on a comedy stage

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 6 місяців тому +20

      As bad as tarot may be Its always fun to critique a movie with friends 😂

    • @eldonhector
      @eldonhector 6 місяців тому +4

      Omg you are such an alpha for saying that 🤯 😍

    • @religiouslyretarded
      @religiouslyretarded 6 місяців тому

      what a sigma

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 6 місяців тому +3808

    How dare you give a bad review, Charlie. Don't you know you're destroying multi-million dollar studios! 😡

    • @WHZGRAVY
      @WHZGRAVY 6 місяців тому +295

      You gota pay for the movie its gona get better with time

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 6 місяців тому +12

      I wish. 😅

    • @wispisang
      @wispisang 6 місяців тому +180

      Doesn’t he understand companies are owed people’s time and money for just making a product, regardless of quality? His review could influence people’s spending choices!!😢😢😢😢😢😢 So unfair!

    • @fruitloop831
      @fruitloop831 6 місяців тому +7

      🤣

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 6 місяців тому +56

      NOOOO NOT THE COMPANIES 😭😭
      WAhHHHHHHHhhHhH 🤪🤡

  • @IamOmegon
    @IamOmegon 6 місяців тому +106

    I love the part where the villain said "It's Tarot Time!"

    • @tomboyraider1015
      @tomboyraider1015 3 місяці тому +11

      And started taroting all over the place.

  • @Dragoz.
    @Dragoz. 6 місяців тому +790

    You know its bad when charlie feels embarrassed

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 6 місяців тому +8

      Exactly, like dude is a connoisseur of bad movies yet he feels shame on this day

    • @trashpanda003
      @trashpanda003 6 місяців тому +2

      Fr like if a man who says "it's throbbing" on a live stream gets embarrassed you know that's a whole nother level

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 6 місяців тому

      My girlfriend wants to see this with me... Help 😢

  • @french.toastman
    @french.toastman 6 місяців тому +399

    "Disasterpiece" was right there.

    • @Obisouky4
      @Obisouky4 6 місяців тому +12

      Hey that’s one of my favorite slipknot songs

    • @spainyo3414
      @spainyo3414 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Obisouky4 hell yeah

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 6 місяців тому +1

      What's even sadder is the image of that jester looks legit unsettling. It had the potential to be scary.

    • @meircyn12
      @meircyn12 6 місяців тому

      "It's so depressing"

    • @Terminallyposessed
      @Terminallyposessed 6 місяців тому

      Literally what I was thinking

  • @AXenoLover
    @AXenoLover 6 місяців тому +156

    For any writers or directors out there or people who wanna work in the horror genre the timing for a jumpscare goes 1-2-3. 1. Set up your monster/expectations for the scare 2. Subvert and kill the expectations of a scare for your audience 3. When they are no longer expecting the scare bring it at FULL FORCE.

    • @superderfmen
      @superderfmen 6 місяців тому +5

      Or you could literally pull a jump scare out of nowhere with no build up whatsoever and could get a similar result. It's just that jump scares in general are really hard to pull off as you need to do them with a bit of respect for it or else people will just roll their eyes and find it annoying more than anything.

    • @AXenoLover
      @AXenoLover 6 місяців тому +1

      @@superderfmen that’s true as well, it really does all rely on having respect for your monster/jumpscare

    • @yapgoat
      @yapgoat 5 місяців тому +4

      @@superderfmentbh if i was watching a horror movie and a jumpscare happened no build it or anything i would probably shit myself

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Місяць тому

      @@yapgoat Here's the problem, though. The types of movies that do use random jump scares without any warning or buildup generally do it WAY TOO OFTEN. Because it's such an easy jump scare to pull off, they throw in 20+ in the movie, and by the end you're just rolling your eyes because you've already seen the monster 20+ times. It's what makes the build up scares so special - the shlocky, boring, generic horror movies that get pumped out on a monthly basis never pull them off successfully, so getting a genuinely good, tense buildup that doesn't fall flat on its face ends up making for a fantastic moment.
      My point is, while the random jump scares get more of a primordial reaction out of the audience, the low cost of entry makes it so available that it's mostly the directing hacks using them. It doesn't *need* to be that way, but I suppose I mainly brought that up to point out that the methodology isn't inherently flawed or lazy - it's just often used in lazy ways

  • @ShizzyMcCreepy
    @ShizzyMcCreepy 6 місяців тому +952

    Not even the CEO of sex could save this film

    • @PaldeanWoopa
      @PaldeanWoopa 6 місяців тому +39

      @@p-__as someone who has personally smelled Charlie’s farts I highly doubt that

    • @Katipax2
      @Katipax2 6 місяців тому

      ​@@PaldeanWoopaI legit lost half my face

    • @olic7266
      @olic7266 6 місяців тому +11

      @paldean dont engage the bots just report for spam please

    • @PaldeanWoopa
      @PaldeanWoopa 6 місяців тому +8

      @@olic7266 I do do report them a few times when I stumble upon them like this guy, just trying to say sum funny

    • @elementalt4nick
      @elementalt4nick 6 місяців тому +4

      @@PaldeanWoopa thats a nice argument senator, why dont you back it up with a source

  • @nick_4972
    @nick_4972 6 місяців тому +7146

    Why do so many horror movies have to be such trash?

    • @titan2086
      @titan2086 6 місяців тому +597

      Cheap to produce

    • @BLZWyuh
      @BLZWyuh 6 місяців тому +555

      Bc people will see horror movies with their friends no matter the quality just to laugh along

    • @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore
      @Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore 6 місяців тому +249

      The genre fell off

    • @Treehome_95
      @Treehome_95 6 місяців тому +263

      its sad bc horror is my favourite genre in video games so you would think it would be good in movies too..but like MAN 😭

    • @haiskateboarding6202
      @haiskateboarding6202 6 місяців тому +86

      because the genre has been beat to death.

  • @Melancoffi
    @Melancoffi 6 місяців тому +67

    Whats even funnier is that the Death card in tarot doesnt actually represent Death. Its a cycle. the end of something to start anew.

    • @Rurike
      @Rurike 6 місяців тому +8

      That seems like the trademark of a writer thats done 0 research into tarot, i barely know it and even i know THAT

    • @Montai
      @Montai 5 місяців тому +4

      they literally say that in the movie.

  • @squeet0
    @squeet0 6 місяців тому +254

    Some guy robbed me the other night. Dude came up to me and held up a ticket for Tarot and my heart sank. I've never been scared for my life like that

    • @elementalt4nick
      @elementalt4nick 6 місяців тому +2

      Sorry about that, I was very desperate to get rid of it

    • @wiunn
      @wiunn 6 місяців тому

      @@elementalt4nickI think you lost your ticket! I put another one in your mailbox 🥰

  • @thezman9001
    @thezman9001 6 місяців тому +336

    "Written and Directed by one of the three writers for moonfall" That sounded like hearing a dark souls bossfight in the distance.

    • @ProdMisguided
      @ProdMisguided 6 місяців тому

      Sounds like being the 3 nicest guys in prison

  • @Darklight65583
    @Darklight65583 6 місяців тому +53

    My co-worker was gushing about how great this movie was. And she was telling my friend, who loves movies all together, to watch it. I hope it's not too late to save him.

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 6 місяців тому +3

      Sounds like my former high school classmates. If they said a movie was good, there's probably an 80% chance it's awful.

  • @HellStreak
    @HellStreak 6 місяців тому +461

    Also as someone who can read tarot cards, that is not how they work or what they represent the hanging man is about release and closure smh

    • @grassqwq
      @grassqwq 6 місяців тому +145

      the demonization of tarot cards always pisses me off

    • @moonshineaudios5740
      @moonshineaudios5740 6 місяців тому +77

      @@grassqwqI was waiting for this comment. I’m so tired of these kinds of movies man. At least make it a self fulfilling prophecy where it’s like- it gives them advice but their fear is what makes them take paranoid steps to hide and doubt others and so they end up locking in and harming themselves, but even then, it isn’t tarot’s cards’s fault because it will warn you not to act up and tell you why 😭

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 6 місяців тому +26

      Or how about Death just being a game over card

    • @scarfaceyeyo8330
      @scarfaceyeyo8330 6 місяців тому +37

      @@grassqwqfr like people will call anything they don’t understand evil or demonic and it’s like ok that’s just ignorant and dumb

    • @TheNinjaStuff
      @TheNinjaStuff 6 місяців тому +6

      I'm not necessarily *trying* to be an asshole, but...
      Are you of the opinion that knowing how to read tarot cards is all that different from just making random stuff up?
      What I mean is... Do you actually believe they can tell the future/give unique insights/whatever?

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 6 місяців тому +454

    Genuinely wtf was the point of shoving Tarot Cards into the movie? I swear all of the monsters barely resembled the things they were supposed to represent, there was no symbolism, and most people don’t even know about just the Major Arcana, much less the rest of the Tarot deck. It made no sense?

    • @millo7295
      @millo7295 6 місяців тому +25

      It would make sense if it followed the bones of 9
      Where they all didn't know each other but the tarot cards intertwined their lives and the monster was a Weaver
      And it made dolls of the tarot characters to attack the group whenever they were alone
      And eventually the group starts staying together in populated areas by which point the "weaver" just ham fists it and attacks them anyway, which calls in the exposion woman who has survived her reading and that's how they figure out how to survive THEIR reading

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 6 місяців тому +63

      Well, the whole "catholic horror" thing is getting severely overused and played out at this point, so they probably just thought "what religious/spiritual concept can we abuse this time to carry our dumb story without offending a large audience."
      Mark this comment: I bet a horror movie centered around astrology will come out in the next 2-3 years lol

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 6 місяців тому +13

      @@AngryAlfonse I'll bet with you on that. Also what about one where people get killed with crystals? They're pointy and could be made spooky, ice queen style.
      As for abusing spiritual concepts, I am seriously wondering whether the horror narrative around tarot in this film may rather take inspiration from (specifically) the way Christian apologists got very loud about divination being demonic in the past like 5 years. It echoes all their points. It's kind of a bad PSA, except they should have been saved by Jesus at the end.

    • @dantesparrow9903
      @dantesparrow9903 6 місяців тому +3

      Only reason I know about the arcana is because of Persona but I don’t know what they represent

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dantesparrow9903 How are they used in Persona?

  • @kxfright
    @kxfright 6 місяців тому +27

    The fact that tarot was so trash is honestly motivation for me and anyone who wants to go into film. Like if the goobers behind tarot and moonfall could make those movies reality and get away with it then what is stopping you or me from going out there and making actually works of art/masterpieces.

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 6 місяців тому +344

    If Sony had been smart about it, they would have released Tarot before Madame Web so that at least critics could say Madame Web isn't the worst Sony movie this year.
    Also, this feels like something even Blumhouse passed over. Either that or they weren't asked first.

    • @GravitasZero
      @GravitasZero 6 місяців тому +13

      Sony being smart is asking for too much in the first place

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 6 місяців тому +12

      @@GravitasZero
      I enjoy the Spiderverse movies so I can't completely hate on Sony though that might be the broken clock thing.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 6 місяців тому

      @@ashleybrooke2087 That would indeed be a broken clock thing.

  • @LordMegatron05
    @LordMegatron05 6 місяців тому +1542

    I can't believe the CEO of sex couldn't carry this movie😢

    • @LordMegatron05
      @LordMegatron05 6 місяців тому +16

      @itz_me_aziza_21 brigada whaf

    • @thefrenchiestfry656
      @thefrenchiestfry656 6 місяців тому +70

      @@LordMegatron05 pretty sure it’s a bot, don’t engage

    • @LordMegatron05
      @LordMegatron05 6 місяців тому +20

      @@p-__ WOOOO YEAHHH LETS GO BABY WHATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR WOOOOO

    • @joaoalves-we6il
      @joaoalves-we6il 6 місяців тому +16

      Who tf is the CEO of sex lmao

    • @LordMegatron05
      @LordMegatron05 6 місяців тому +42

      @@joaoalves-we6il Ned Leeds

  • @clubkvn_
    @clubkvn_ 2 місяці тому +24

    Charlie summarizing the movie is far more entertaining than the movie itself

  • @gateofdestiny
    @gateofdestiny 6 місяців тому +280

    I read the wiki summary, lol @ the plot, every tarot card is just "oh you die" and has no thematic connection to the actual card

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 6 місяців тому +29

      It would be hilarious if they remade the movie and just had a regular deck of cards and they just die anyway for no reason

    • @Perdix64
      @Perdix64 6 місяців тому +17

      Honestly, they all could’ve been really interesting, like the Fool could’ve just been anything, Death could’ve been an extreme change in someone’s life, so much so that they just fall apart. The Hermit could’ve been the guy just forcing the guy to be alone after he got all the money.

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 6 місяців тому +21

      @@thezackast2752 one of them draws a king, and then some monster dressed like a king just fucking murders them and it's totally unrelated.

    • @pyramear5414
      @pyramear5414 6 місяців тому +2

      @manboy4720 then someone else gets a "10 of hearts" and a dude just wearing a hat with the card taped to it stabs him in the eye.

    • @thezackast2752
      @thezackast2752 6 місяців тому

      @@manboy4720 they draw the 7 of clubs and get into a 7 car pileup on the way home

  • @ivana2609
    @ivana2609 6 місяців тому +975

    As someone who casually reads tarot for fun, this is hilarious. Both the usage of tarots in the movie and the way Charlie calls the readings "horoscopes" 😭

    • @needmoresnacks
      @needmoresnacks 6 місяців тому +92

      Hey now, as an aquarium myself this is offensive and my hallowscope told me I'm grumpy today 😤

    • @anthonykarnes6804
      @anthonykarnes6804 6 місяців тому +7

      Nobody cares

    • @green7449
      @green7449 6 місяців тому +61

      @@needmoresnacksChange your carbon filter, should cheer you up. 😂

    • @needmoresnacks
      @needmoresnacks 6 місяців тому

      @@green7449 that’s a really good idea!

    • @allister-malister9179
      @allister-malister9179 6 місяців тому +11

      It’s a fun party trick, A good horror movie could have worked but drawing a card would affect your life in some way over some cruddy slasher flick.

  • @ampeater777
    @ampeater777 6 місяців тому +30

    Reminds me of paranormal activity where the few people there and my group of friends were loudly shit talking the movie the entire time. But the cherry on top was a dude standing up as the lights came on yelling YO THAT MOVIE WAS SOME BALLS. Just that phrase made that entire experience worth it

  • @Poison_Jam
    @Poison_Jam 6 місяців тому +1187

    I use my wife as a horror movie prediction.
    Showed the trailer to my wife:
    My Wife: ...thats not even how tarot cards work/are. *dumb*
    Me: yep its gonna flop
    And behold, 5% on rotten tomatoes!

    • @ZeroTwo--
      @ZeroTwo-- 6 місяців тому +12

      Tarot cards work?

    • @zamp_gaming
      @zamp_gaming 6 місяців тому +197

      @@ZeroTwo-- depends on if you believe in it or not. Either way, the way the movie portrays them as working is incredibly incorrect.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 6 місяців тому +92

      @@ZeroTwo-- Eh, depends on if you believe in that sort of thing. But they definitely don't work like how they're portrayed in the movie.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 6 місяців тому +90

      I know what you meant. The filmmakers actually avoided showing what would be considered proper tarot readings which begs the question as to why they'd use the premise at all. It's not like the Ouija movies showed the characters not using the spiritboard in the recommended way.

    • @adoremouse2847
      @adoremouse2847 6 місяців тому +15

      Your wife and I thought the same thing.

  • @mrkoolaidism
    @mrkoolaidism 6 місяців тому +183

    The annoying thing is that with a competent writer and good director this idea could actually be kind of cool. Like the premise sounds interesting enough if done right, unfortunately it was not done right

    • @mrkoolaidism
      @mrkoolaidism 6 місяців тому +19

      Think like 13 ghosts but like zodiac creatures instead of ghosts

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 6 місяців тому +11

      And since tarot cards are really popular right now, it's the perfect time for a movie like this to be made. How does someone fumble the ball like this? An evil zodiac movie would also be a good idea since astrology is trendy too, but they'll just waste that opportunity too. 🙄

    • @icebatofvalikinRRBZ8
      @icebatofvalikinRRBZ8 6 місяців тому

      What makes it bad?

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 6 місяців тому

      @@icebatofvalikinRRBZ8 Buddy, we're on the same video explaining *why* it's bad.

  • @Hittori123
    @Hittori123 6 місяців тому +35

    "I just had a Jimmy Nuetron brain blast" I'm stealing that.

  • @TaliaX99
    @TaliaX99 6 місяців тому +265

    The noise Charlie made at 12:43 reminded me of when SpongeBob had bad breath and said to the guy at the movie theater “excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you” and the guy said “not at all, boy - HUEEHHUEEEH”

  • @Texansfan59
    @Texansfan59 6 місяців тому +424

    Glad i never even heard of it

    • @thekn0wing
      @thekn0wing 6 місяців тому +1

      How?

    • @orterves
      @orterves 6 місяців тому

      Shut the hell up

    • @aIex2
      @aIex2 6 місяців тому +11

      Me neither I haven't even heard of it before

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 6 місяців тому

      Don’t care, my content is way superior than what this man has ever produced so get over it.

    • @aIex2
      @aIex2 6 місяців тому +7

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL balls

  • @Sickle2z2
    @Sickle2z2 6 місяців тому +43

    This doesn’t even sound like Tarot Cards, more of those weird star things TikTok does.
    Which is a shame since a movie based on Tarot cards might be sick, like your card determines the way you die or if you live
    The Hanged Man is a hanging, The Tower is falling, The Lovers is either you were killed by your lover or spared, The Chariot is run over, etc etc

    • @christopherwall2121
      @christopherwall2121 6 місяців тому +9

      You draw a pentacle card and get killed by a ninja star.

    • @aeashenemby
      @aeashenemby 3 місяці тому +2

      That's what happens, which isn't how Tarot works. Hanged Man isn't literally a hanging, the Hanged Man isn't even hanging by his neck, the ENTIRE point is that he's hanging by his legs upside down. Death isn't actually Death, the Devil isn't actually the Devil, but the movie takes it all super literally in a really corny way. It's tragic how much it felt like they had done a tone of research for how horoscopes and divination readings work, and yet still had no idea what the fuck they meant.

    • @Sickle2z2
      @Sickle2z2 3 місяці тому

      @@aeashenemby I suppose, but I feel like if the cards had a more meaning behind them? My original post didn’t actually portray it right, so I only put the bare minimum, so if something like a really odd string of events, that eventually connects to the card you drew, in one way or another

  • @erikdavis1646
    @erikdavis1646 6 місяців тому +99

    10:50 - the frustration behind that "And then, even after that" is the iconic "I hate this so much that I just remembered something else you will not believe and will not stop until you know it" vibe.

  • @maroone124
    @maroone124 6 місяців тому +99

    It is Tarot-ble

    • @sillypinkewe
      @sillypinkewe 6 місяців тому +5

      Beautiful

    • @emracck
      @emracck 6 місяців тому +2

      @@sillypinkeweyou’re beautiful

  • @choleraphd7702
    @choleraphd7702 6 місяців тому +36

    Honestly, this was like an anti-movie. This is like the movie you put on when you’re having boring sex and you need some noise to break the awkwardness. This is the movie you put on when you have all your friends over to play card games that you all glance at while awaiting your turn but never truly watch for more than 30 seconds.

    • @__DinoCharge__
      @__DinoCharge__ 3 місяці тому +1

      Ha, card games specifically. The irony lol

  • @Mousewith
    @Mousewith 6 місяців тому +86

    UA-cam and Spotify have been shoving the trailer for this down my throat for weeks

    • @WHZGRAVY
      @WHZGRAVY 6 місяців тому

      You're kinky

    • @TrueSaul
      @TrueSaul 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@p-__you should go treat yourself now ⚡⚡🌩️

  • @omgtatercat
    @omgtatercat 6 місяців тому +65

    Useless information here, but the 6 of Swords is part of the minor arcana. There's 4 different types in the minor arcana: swords, cups, pentacles, and wands. The minor arcana cards are numbered 1-10, and also have Page, Knight, King and Queen. Supposedly the minor arcana is where we got regular playing cards from. The High Priestess, The Hanged Man, and Death are all the major arcana.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 6 місяців тому +8

    "I expected nothing and yet I'm still disappointed." - Charlie

  • @light2626
    @light2626 6 місяців тому +50

    This is movie is the finest example of- 'I had zero expectations and I still managed to get disappointed'

  • @ChaoticSpud
    @ChaoticSpud 6 місяців тому +70

    We’re in a time where horror movies have completely deteriorated to the point where they’re actually memorable

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +9

      I saw one from our local school. The house was haunted, so the girl says “this is my house now, you need to leave” and the ghost leaves! Because they’re respectful that way.
      They were very proud of their work.

  • @medicgeorge25
    @medicgeorge25 Місяць тому +2

    I should play horror movie bingo and use "stupid decisions made by main characters" as a free space

  • @anonymousidiot493
    @anonymousidiot493 6 місяців тому +402

    Horror movies are like Russian roulette but in opposite way.

    • @tangiblenoah2035
      @tangiblenoah2035 6 місяців тому +17

      @itz_me_aziza_21why are you spamming this comment

    • @zillaplayz2753
      @zillaplayz2753 6 місяців тому +15

      ​@@tangiblenoah2035 its a bot

    • @Dominusom
      @Dominusom 6 місяців тому +38

      What are the bots even trying to gain at this point? People that run bot channels should just give up living.

    • @tezzla6358
      @tezzla6358 6 місяців тому

      @@Dominusom hoping that kids will visit their channel and post a rude comment

    • @waddle623
      @waddle623 6 місяців тому

      ​@@DominusomReplies and attention.

  • @GodVessel
    @GodVessel 6 місяців тому +338

    Cant believe charlie missed the one opportunity to say "Disasterpiece" and instead said "Masterpiece diaster" 💀😭

    • @chakrashadow3220
      @chakrashadow3220 6 місяців тому +4

      Are you a Slipknot fan?

    • @bingosthad
      @bingosthad 6 місяців тому +1

      @@chakrashadow3220 I am

    • @chakrashadow3220
      @chakrashadow3220 6 місяців тому +1

      @@bingosthad Nice. Me too, so I appreciate what you did there

    • @Shadriand
      @Shadriand 6 місяців тому +1

      A disasterpiece would be something like Sharknado where it's so bad it's good. This is just a disaster, lol.

    • @Reck-yx6nl
      @Reck-yx6nl 6 місяців тому +1

      i read this right when he said it 😂

  • @ElijahLPlus
    @ElijahLPlus 6 місяців тому +21

    16:50 - Makes sense since his roommate is obviously Peter Parker

  • @DErantingfish
    @DErantingfish 6 місяців тому +108

    I like how you can just skim through this. See no clips. No screens. It’s just him ranting about a garbage movie

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 6 місяців тому

      Ik. My girlfriend actually wants to see this with me..... Help😢

    • @john236613
      @john236613 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@Spiralredd Tell her that white shirt man said it's bad. She will understand.

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd 6 місяців тому +1

      @@john236613 yeah but then she's gonna be sad... besides no one's gonna be in the theater so we'll at least have alone time

    • @cererra682
      @cererra682 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@Spiralredd just have sex the whole time. Bad movies are for that

  • @sharkbyte1565
    @sharkbyte1565 6 місяців тому +50

    What baffles me is they got Trevor Henderson the famous and highly talent artist most known for creating siren head, cartoon cat, long horse and other internet monsters to design the creators for this movie
    How they got someone with his talent on board is beyond me

    • @PopADoseYo
      @PopADoseYo 6 місяців тому

      Makes sense why they chose him for a terrible movie. I don't find any of their pieces all that great.

    • @jayyello
      @jayyello 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@PopADoseYoyour opinion

    • @bitbreaker_creator
      @bitbreaker_creator 6 місяців тому +5

      @@PopADoseYo L take

    • @moekitsune
      @moekitsune Місяць тому

      ​@@PopADoseYo Sirenhead is overused but that's not really his fault

  • @U21Stroke
    @U21Stroke 14 днів тому +2

    15:05 The swords are a minor arcana, the more known one's like The Fool and The Hanged Man are apart of the Major Arcana

    • @viole5213
      @viole5213 14 днів тому

      is this a fun fact or did I miss smth?

    • @U21Stroke
      @U21Stroke 14 днів тому +2

      @ yeah just a fun fact! Although they have an uncreative naming scheme, there is meaning behind those cards.
      Although, kinda weird that the rest of them were all the major arcana and she wasn’t

    • @viole5213
      @viole5213 13 днів тому

      @@U21Stroke i don't think the ones who made a 'Tarot' thematic movie were as knowledgable as you are😂 Cool fact tho!

  • @lessthancarl760
    @lessthancarl760 6 місяців тому +187

    “Fortnite emoting in anger” had me dying.

    • @SHADOW_ROSE23421
      @SHADOW_ROSE23421 6 місяців тому

      ​​​​@@p-__ Shut up, you bot. Instead of spamming the same thing over and over again, why don't you do something new like writing a normal comment? Now go and do something with your life, you sad little spammer.

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 6 місяців тому +50

    Aaaah, that genuinely sucks. I was really looking forward to this one because I saw that the monster designs were done by Trevor Henderson - the guy who made Sirenhead, among many other cool as hell monsters.
    Was planning on watching it just for that, even though the plot looked super generic based on the trailer. Hope Trevor doesn't get any hate for it.

    • @LiminallyYours
      @LiminallyYours 6 місяців тому +10

      The person responsible for Sirenhead worked on this???? Oh my god D: I agree with you, I'm so disappointed.

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 6 місяців тому +8

      @@LiminallyYours Yeah! He was super excited about it too, talked about it on his Twitter.

    • @cocowargaming2880
      @cocowargaming2880 6 місяців тому +1

      The only reason I was interested to be honest. I'm so sad. :(

  • @Bubbletrouble-v9k
    @Bubbletrouble-v9k 2 місяці тому +2

    This movie is like rage bait but without the bait.
    It's just rage incarnate.

  • @ES2X1
    @ES2X1 6 місяців тому +44

    I couldn't help but think of a comedic turn when you said she drew the card of Six Swords - I just imagine the response from one of the guys screaming, "The Swords of Revealing Light?!"

  • @luisalejandro3998
    @luisalejandro3998 6 місяців тому +19

    Monster while strangling the protagonist: 😈
    Monster after their tarot uno-reverse reading: 🥺

  • @Roachypoach
    @Roachypoach Місяць тому +1

    Character: *Pulls out the death card* “oh no we’re gonna die!”
    Also character: *pulls out the tower card which ACTUALLY MEANS DEATH* “Boring”

  • @ChaoticHaze
    @ChaoticHaze 6 місяців тому +50

    My headphones went out when the prediction predicted technology letting you down... and thats the more scared ive been throughout this experience

  • @afriendorfoe
    @afriendorfoe 6 місяців тому +56

    What pisses me off about horror from Hollywood is it is the one genre that has so many great short films to take from. Like so many people making short horror films that could used the investments.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 6 місяців тому

      Because Hollywood celebrates its own slop.
      There is no creativity there.

  • @niallvaz737
    @niallvaz737 6 місяців тому +16

    3:20 Out of context

  • @VeeKaChu
    @VeeKaChu 6 місяців тому +78

    In 2022, I had a series of N-Stemi incidents- essentially mini-heart attacks that presented as acute indigestion- which eventually culminated in a 4x bypass. These got progressively worse in pain level and duration, and I knew I'd have to eventually get over my "guy-ness" (i.e., everything will just go away if we wait long enough) and go to the ER, or conversely, eventually drop dead. So literally the week before I did finally go to the hospital I had a particularly severe occurrence as I was watching "Moonfall" on Netflix...
    And I thought, "OMG please please please don't let this be the last movie I see before I die..."
    It really was that hilariously awful.

    • @frgal1336
      @frgal1336 6 місяців тому +6

      Moonfall was one of the movies I’ve ever watched. My favourite part is the flooding scene when they start drowning in knee deep water, and the dude dives in to save him except it’s knee deep water so he can’t just dive in and instead sort of flops down into it then has to perform the acting of a lifetime to make us believe he’s actually swimming in the knee deep water. What makes it better is you can _see the stairs through the water_ and can tell it’s like… 3, 4 stairs deep? It is BARELY knee deep.

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 6 місяців тому +6

      I hope you're feeling better now. Take care of yourself - or at the very least, only watch good movies from now on just in case.

  • @parnellomello
    @parnellomello 6 місяців тому +136

    My husband passed away last night and I’ve been struggling feeding the kids. Thank you for this masterpiece Charlie.

    • @Iseetheworldindetails
      @Iseetheworldindetails 6 місяців тому +26

      My condolences 😞🙏

    • @johnnyflannigan136
      @johnnyflannigan136 6 місяців тому

      ​@voodiomola6016don't be so gulliable

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 6 місяців тому

      This bot has commented this tons of times on other videos y’all are STUPID

    • @baconheadhair6938
      @baconheadhair6938 6 місяців тому +6

      @voodiomola6016 Shes lying

    • @baconheadhair6938
      @baconheadhair6938 6 місяців тому +9

      @voodiomola6016 She comments this comment on like every video and she always says it happened last juggt

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 місяці тому +2

    you forgot one thing. they ended the movie with the line “fuck fate”

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 6 місяців тому +100

    It's been 13 years since The Cabin in the Woods and horror movies still refuse to learn originality.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 6 місяців тому +19

      It's adapted from a bad horror novel from the 90s & it completely discards even most of that plot where a serial killer is murdering people in ways consistent with their horoscope.

    • @hunterculpepper1973
      @hunterculpepper1973 6 місяців тому +2

      Mlp horor fan fiction on film fiction. Net is written a billion times better than this

    • @meodrac
      @meodrac 5 місяців тому

      @@ashleybrooke2087 that would've been so much more interesting even if done mediocre

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 6 місяців тому +41

    Im just glad Ned made some new friends after Peter Parker had to leave him 😭

  • @BaryVonDoom
    @BaryVonDoom 6 місяців тому +6

    8:35 never in my life would i think that charles would reference dbd

  • @bigeek
    @bigeek 6 місяців тому +51

    my brother said "I wonder when critical will cover this" when the trailer first came out

  • @rowan_jalso
    @rowan_jalso 6 місяців тому +13

    Now I’m not incredibly knowledgable about Tarot (I don’t have them memorized) but I own some decks, have given readings, and have received readings, buuuut… 1) your zodiac doesn’t have anything to do with tarot readings, you shuffle and place your cards, and based on the order, position, and kind of card you can gain some insights into the question you asked while shuffling. 2) there are a TON of cards in a tarot deck. 78, and only 22 are the major arcana (the fool, magician, world, etc). The rest are minor arcana (wands, cups, swords, pentacles). The odds of everyone getting a SPECIFIC major arcana card are SLIM! There are readings I’ve done/gotten where no major arcana shows up, and some where multiple do. For only ONE to show in a reading is NOT HOW IT WORKS! Probability says NO! ITS MATH!!!
    I don’t think the makers of this movie have used tarot decks.
    PS: to answer your question Charlie about the 6 of swords, the minor arcana has 4 suits (swords, cups, wands/staffs, pentacles/coins) and each suit has an ace(one)-10, a page, knight, queen, and king. It’s a lot like playing cards, and you can do divination with those too. So each suit has 14 cards, each suit means something (like a genre: pentacles usually align with wealth) and each number/face card in the suit has a more precise meaning. The major arcana cards have BIG sweeping meanings.

    • @Kingbeanxx
      @Kingbeanxx 6 місяців тому

      Could you technically play poker with tarot cards?

    • @rowan_jalso
      @rowan_jalso 6 місяців тому

      @@Kingbeanxx I guess? There’s no Jack in the minor arcana, but a page, knight, then queen and king. So you’d have to go through and remove all the pages or knights so you’d have the right amount of cards per suit. But ya, you could. The suits would be different, and the work it’d take to go through and remove the major arcana and the extra face card of the suits would be annoying, so I’m not sure why you would though.

    • @rowan_jalso
      @rowan_jalso 6 місяців тому

      @@Kingbeanxx There are books about how to use playing cards like tarot cards for divination though, so you can do the opposite.

  • @zacherychapman8474
    @zacherychapman8474 6 місяців тому +15

    3:05 "unironically, matt and I's acting in the green screen merch shoots is better than anything you'll find in tarot"
    I mean, you can't expect these actors to compete with the star of hunger games.

  • @dimitricocquyt
    @dimitricocquyt 6 місяців тому +6

    The "death" card in tarot doesn't even represent death, it represents chance

  • @superdankawesomeunikornguy
    @superdankawesomeunikornguy 6 місяців тому +75

    Congratulations on 15 million subs!

    • @unfolded7655
      @unfolded7655 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@itz_me_aziza_21Bro who tf asked?

    • @ryanmisale
      @ryanmisale 6 місяців тому +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed.😃

  • @edgar882
    @edgar882 2 місяці тому +1

    how to address the old woman phone issue: have her explain she has a phone that say her family member pays for which she leaves off and refuses to use. then when they meet her reference they tried to call her and after they leave have her get the phone and debate turning it on due to her concern of the situation or something.
    At least then how they reach out to her makes sense

  • @bleakautomaton4808
    @bleakautomaton4808 6 місяців тому +13

    There was a Tales from the Darkside episode on a tarot deck card ruining lives. Like a lady whose a huckster misinterprets a card so often that it starts f-cking up people's lives after their reading, including the scam artist. People should go find that.

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 6 місяців тому +2

      That could be a great comedy if done right.

    • @bleakautomaton4808
      @bleakautomaton4808 6 місяців тому

      @@Jenna2k Tales from the Darkside had a lot of interesting episodes, plenty darkly comedic (intentionally or otherwise).

  • @Shlepp
    @Shlepp 6 місяців тому +23

    2:50 for what Charlie sounds like in bed

  • @665Sunshine
    @665Sunshine 6 місяців тому +5

    FYI from what I learned you can use anyone's Tarot deck, but your own deck is supposed to be a gift from someone else. You're just not supposed to go out and buy a deck for yourself even if you really like the artwork.

    • @missquinberly
      @missquinberly 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah but a deck that's been used before and might have bad vibes you're meant to leave it under the full moon for a night to cleanse it. Anyway I buy my own decks bc like who is gonna give me one... Some kind of tarot fairy?

    • @665Sunshine
      @665Sunshine 6 місяців тому +2

      @@missquinberly hahaha! I definitely understand your reasoning.
      It was easier for me, because the little shop I used to work at sold decks, and two of my elder witchy coworkers saw me looking through the major arcana of some decks I liked the look of, and bought them for me (with the 40% employee discount).
      And prior to that even my mother had occult interests before I was born, so she gifted me her classic Rider-Waite deck once I was old enough.
      But in your shoes I know I'd probably do the same. Lol

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai 6 місяців тому +17

    Maybe the Tarot is the friends we made along the way

  • @jamestamsitt5806
    @jamestamsitt5806 6 місяців тому +15

    My friend took me to this for her birthday and it was so much worse than I expected. Just sat there with a blank face the whole time, not even a single scare

  • @dimitriwarchief301
    @dimitriwarchief301 6 місяців тому +4

    10:20 pisses me off
    Why do movies make characters give up so quickly
    My brother defends it “oh you think you can handle but you can’t”
    Have someone for once not give into great so easily. FIGHT IT

  • @teckdeck6480
    @teckdeck6480 6 місяців тому +57

    I swear him explaining bad movies is probably one of my favorite types of videos he makes

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 6 місяців тому +52

    Every time Charlie watches a new horror movie, he brings himself one step closer to clinical depression.

  • @Waffles_.
    @Waffles_. 6 місяців тому +19

    just for fun one time i looked into what some different tarot cards actually meant and im pretty sure that what just about all these cards ended up doing in the movie was completely unrelated to what they supposedly mean irl
    ex (assuming im remembering correctly): the fool card has nothing to do with being "bullheaded and making rash decisions," its mostly about being inexperienced. death also has almost nothing to do with actual death, it's mostly about ego death and the recreation of your personality. The swords also have nothing to do with actual swords, they represent intellect or emotions.

    • @stormie8009
      @stormie8009 6 місяців тому +3

      Wasn’t that line for the Taurus and not the actual card itself? Plus I keep seeing people say the cards were to literal but wasn’t the whole point being that they’re haunted by a scorned woman so now she just shapeshifts into the images on the cards and kill them however the MC said some bs like “water under the bridge” “wrong track” and “climbing the ladder”. At least that’s how I was interpreting it.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 6 місяців тому +1

      @@stormie8009 Yeah, but like... that's just not how tarot works. If they wanted to do that concept, I'm sure they could've executed in a more clever way instead of making the cards literal, don't you think?

    • @stormie8009
      @stormie8009 6 місяців тому

      @@OrionDawn15 it’s literally a generic horror movie with a witch cursing some tarot cards,I doubt they wanted to be “literal” like most generic horror movies; it’s mostly a cash grab at best🤷‍♀️ people should watch these horror movies for the fun and thrill not for the historical accuracy of it unless it’s based off a true story.
      Edit: I mean Imagine people who are die hard doll fans complaining about Chucky or even the voodoo community since Chucky literally used voodoo to curse the doll unless I’m mistaken 😭 it’s just annoying to see the complaints on something that if you look at it as a generic horror movie isn’t that terrible but most just can’t because they wanted a accurate tarot movie which wouldn’t even happen as a horror movie since irl tarot isn’t horror filled at all unless you’re superstitious!

  • @Spiralredd
    @Spiralredd 6 місяців тому +31

    Its sad cuz this sounds like an interesting concept. Haunted tarot cards sounds creepy. If only it was done right. Imagine if it was at least self aware and knew it was bad but still enjoyable.

  • @GeorgeSweet
    @GeorgeSweet 6 місяців тому +9

    I got to see the og alien in theaters the other day. Such good vibes.

  • @rey_ispog
    @rey_ispog 23 дні тому +2

    I’ve literally never heard of this

  • @meep3709
    @meep3709 6 місяців тому +8

    Missed opportunity for the movie to be named Horrorscope

  • @Basil_Blast
    @Basil_Blast 6 місяців тому +41

    As soon as I saw the trailer, I knew that they were going to miff it. Fucked up tarot cards, how do you even do that?

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 6 місяців тому +7

      By never picking up a book about tarot cards? But who knows, the TikTok crowd might get upset if you added real history (like making your own cards used to be a requirement)

  • @totallyhumanproductions1349
    @totallyhumanproductions1349 Місяць тому +2

    The creators of this movie have pissed off the Persona and Jojo fanbases

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 6 місяців тому +22

    I have not seen this movie, but if it has anything to do with tarot cards, I'm betting it breaks rule #1 of tarot cards. The death card doesn't mean you or someone you know is gonna die. It means there's change coming.
    So if some tarot reader in this movie slaps down the death card and the music gets all dramatic and it turns out the card caused people to die, understand that that's actually MORE bullsh-t than tarot card readings. Because even tarot card readers understand the rules.
    Okay yeah the climax is the main character draws death on the evil ghost and it destroys the ghost.
    God damn it.

  • @quoththekraven5911
    @quoththekraven5911 6 місяців тому +23

    00:55 Disasterpiece was RIGHT THERE

  • @Skittlestherapper-l1w
    @Skittlestherapper-l1w 6 днів тому +1

    Final destination did this so much better which is sad because tarots could have more meanings than pictures or premonitions.

  • @DiscoBolante
    @DiscoBolante 6 місяців тому +21

    When you mentioned the whole "written and directed by 1 of 3 writers of Moonfall" made me think of "2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie." 😂