"if you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London, seriously!" OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.
My favorite one, by far, is "WE ARE ON...AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE." His face and tone are SO serious, like he's announcing the actual apocalypse and it kills me every time lmao
@Mola 1.9 The one you're talking about: ua-cam.com/video/HfXf-i5bwEQ/v-deo.html @Adam Řežábek the one you're talking about: soundcloud.com/songs_i_dont_put_on_yt/we-flew-a-kite-in-a-public-place (well, I assume that these are the ones. what do I know)
The "little bit of drama" to "nuclear accident" cut is getting a lot of attention, and rightly so, but the "unfortunately I'm British" to "smash some art with a hammer" cut is absolutely sending me.
@@howdoipickaname9815 There is some debate on how accurate that really is and by some debate I mean THIS IS A REALLY CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT IN LINGUISTICS AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS
1:51 “If you’re writing a gay romance story, YOU BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR, IN A 17th CENTURY BUILDING, JUST MILES AWAY FROM THE CENTRE OF LONDON, seriously,”
The transition from Tom roasting UA-camrs taking sponsors from disguised gambling games to him saying "bruh" and immediately heading off to something else gave me whiplash
This made me realize that you hold the ability to make anyone look like a total freak just by taking single words or sentences of them out of context in your bare hands.
@@meetaverma8372 I mean if there was a gay romance novel wherein they built a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of London I'd read it
5:41 this is my favorite one, idk why but the way the camera pans up as he dramatically says "but this tree does have a wikipédia article" it's just comedy gold
Yeah, there was actual thought put into where each clip is in the video and what clips precede/follow it. Most compilations are just random dumps of clips.
6:14 'In short it's usually about sex, or it's about asking God to damn someone.... the Irish contingent had some very strong opinions' Bit on the nose, putting those two together.
“Vandals dressed as Santa Claus and Gingerbread men shot a flaming arrow at the Goat and burned it down” *Tom grinning suspiciously in front of an explosion*
Honestlt it kind of works with whats on screen, the needs of all the people in the bus to get to the place need to be is more important than Tom's need to have a functional body
Can we appreciate this guy for not only linking every single video in this compilation but also linking the exact minute the clip was in? That's some damn impressive work, thanks man ❤
Can we take a moment to appreciate that this madlad put ALL THE ORIGINAL SOURCES WITH TIMESTAMPS IN THE DESCRIPTION! It legit made me smile. Thank you. :)
@@DataExpungedNull You should do this for your future videos as well. I know it is a lot of work but it really makes your video stand out. It is the mark of a professional creator.
1:50 If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London. Seriously!
1:50 "If you are writing a gay romance story, then you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from London" 🤣🤣 I'm crying this is my favourite sentence of all time, thank you
My first though about a quarter of the way through was "I wonder if someone put sources in the comments or something. Checked and there's nothing. Now, halfway through I got curious about the description text, checked, and probably broke into one of the largest smiles in my life. Thank you good sir.
Someone needs to give an incredible amount of credit to how much work was put into the description. Seriously, I can't imagine how tedious it was to actually make it, and I'm glad it was made because I've used it multiple times
“If you’re writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London. Seriously.”
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"sometimes it's ok to cause a little bit of drama" "it caused the worst nuclear event in history" seems about right
Yep
We cause a *little* bit of drama
So you brought a banana for scale
@@caseys2698
we do a little nuclear fallout
cat
him running around screaming "ONE TAKE!" was oddly wholesome
To be fair, I’d be really stoked too! :D
"if you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London, seriously!" OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.
I mean, obviously.
just another Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple
the magnus archives
exactly what i thought XD
That's one of my favorite sentences now lmao
My favorite one, by far, is "WE ARE ON...AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE."
His face and tone are SO serious, like he's announcing the actual apocalypse and it kills me every time lmao
Mine too.
it's like something from a movie, i swear. he's being SOOOO serious. having a meryl streep moment
Yeah that one got me.
1:48
i read this comment before i saw that clip... you have to see it to understand
We flew a kite, in a public place!
We flew a kite in a PUUUBBBLIIIC PLACE!
Honestly, I need a full version of that ngl
this is stuck in my head now
@@DataExpungedNull some people did, but unfortunately with Rihanna voice in the missing parts
@@mola1.980 someone did it without it
@Mola 1.9 The one you're talking about: ua-cam.com/video/HfXf-i5bwEQ/v-deo.html
@Adam Řežábek the one you're talking about: soundcloud.com/songs_i_dont_put_on_yt/we-flew-a-kite-in-a-public-place
(well, I assume that these are the ones. what do I know)
The "little bit of drama" to "nuclear accident" cut is getting a lot of attention, and rightly so, but the "unfortunately I'm British" to "smash some art with a hammer" cut is absolutely sending me.
"Can this burn me?"
"Yes"
"OK"
*continues to put hand in front of laser
true
@@daanielrebonen6353 it wasn't A statement was quote
@@ASocialistTransGirl It wasn't a statement, it wasn't a quote, it was a joke
it wasn’t a statement, a quote, nor a joke, it was a sentence
@@howdoipickaname9815 There is some debate on how accurate that really is and by some debate I mean THIS IS A REALLY CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT IN LINGUISTICS AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS
"to make matters more complicated, I am British"
absolutely reasonable complication
"Im going to shut up for a bit"
"AND THATS A LIE"
me all the time
That was my favorite combination in the video 😂
okay alexander hamilton calm down
time stamp?
@@lilster8968 2:33
Tom is actually a comical genius we just haven't realised it yet
yes
Mmmm
I don't think he knows it himself
we have long realised it
@@redpheonix1000 best kind of geniuses..
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
*gets run over by a train*
"And I'm ok with that"
It was the linguistic mafia’s descriptivist bus, actually
Tom Scott starring in A Trolley Problem
2:50
Tentatively I put my fingers in the goo.
a bus you mean you nincompoop
5:33 “mocking the government and then having the government not find that funny, that is a really good gag.”
“THAT WAS LEGAL!!”
😂
"If you're writing a gay romance story BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR"
Jesus i piss myself that was amazing lol
I feel like you can make a science joke about that
Everytime i find these i want to comment but then i see other people did it first
@@kacperkukulski152 same
Well, that escalated quickly...
IN THE BASEMENT OF A 17TH CENTURY BUILDING
1:51 “If you’re writing a gay romance story, YOU BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR, IN A 17th CENTURY BUILDING, JUST MILES AWAY FROM THE CENTRE OF LONDON, seriously,”
The transition from Tom roasting UA-camrs taking sponsors from disguised gambling games to him saying "bruh" and immediately heading off to something else gave me whiplash
WE ARE ON AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE.
@@kantraa Wednesday evening in the Jedi Temple
@@thefunkiestswag I'm not doing enough with my life >.
@@LegoWormNoah101 tentatively putting my fingers in goo
@@lost.oracle you've got a bomb
This made me realize that you hold the ability to make anyone look like a total freak just by taking single words or sentences of them out of context in your bare hands.
:)
"This made me [...] a total freak" - bigmamisvea3318
@@Ikxi you got it haha
If you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of london
because that's how it sells XD
@@meetaverma8372 I mean if there was a gay romance novel wherein they built a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of London I'd read it
What just going to point this delightful bit of editing out lol
SERIOUSLY
Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple
5:02 Damn Tom, who hurt you?
Probably the girl from the Chlamydia episode
reminds me of philomena cunk
"Built for leisure, not for speed"
Why do I feel called out
Same tho
5:41 this is my favorite one, idk why but the way the camera pans up as he dramatically says "but this tree does have a wikipédia article" it's just comedy gold
Love your PFP!
@@RealGracefulGoose yooo! u a fellow cavetown fan?
@@artur12300 Yep! Top 0.5% of his listeners this year!
Tom choking on vape is the best thing I've seen
Truly
The best part is he looks more and more confused the longer he chokes
Pretty much
The fact that you linked every single clip is something that should be honoured forever
This is genuinely one of the best compilations I've ever seen. 0% context, 100% comedy. Well done!
Thank you very much!!! 😊
Yeah, there was actual thought put into where each clip is in the video and what clips precede/follow it. Most compilations are just random dumps of clips.
5% context
6:14 'In short it's usually about sex, or it's about asking God to damn someone.... the Irish contingent had some very strong opinions' Bit on the nose, putting those two together.
“sometimes its okay to cause a little bit of drama” then “well, it caused the worst nuclear accident in humanities history”
Be fair, he was mortified and not thinking clearly; he had just been to slough
But he brought that banana for scale tho.
Water world, low resolution world, wibbly-wobbly world, and Basingstoke has to be one of my favourite moments from this video among the many
Respect to the subtitler
Thank you :)
BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES
@@kvl_777 or just activate them by clicking on [CC]
wait this is a legit comment wtf
@@santiagoorgeira9142 lol
This is what a '____ out of context' video should be
It's like...actually funny because it's out of context
Much appreciated, thank you 😁
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
“Vandals dressed as Santa Claus and Gingerbread men shot a flaming arrow at the Goat and burned it down”
*Tom grinning suspiciously in front of an explosion*
He was the vandal and blamed the arson on Santa
Very nice name 😏
I read this right after he said it
Your Name is so unsettling (1)
@@NinjaPickle He was also the gingerbread men.
The comedic timing of some of these clips is absolutely spot-on.
I respect that you put the time into linking every single clip in the description. That is dedication.
Thank you! 😃
same now i can watch all the videos whose clips I didnt recognize, genuinely thank you so much
Just looked at the description, and, man, you were not kidding…
exactly omg
for real
amazing that the video is 11:46 minutes long, which is the exact timestamp that tom starts choking on the vape in the original video
Tom: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few”
Tom: *Gets pancaked by a bus*
Tom: “And you know what? I’m okay with that”
I too, watched the same video
@@riptidev10.
@@cye2310 .
Honestlt it kind of works with whats on screen, the needs of all the people in the bus to get to the place need to be is more important than Tom's need to have a functional body
First thing i thought of seeing that part was regina george getting hit by a bus--
I love that instead of being completely random most of these line up perfectly to sound even funnier than they already were 🤣
This is beautiful! You found some hidden gems and put them together in an amazing way
Thank you very much!! You helped me a ton with this btw :)
#Bruhify
Your pfp looks like sad bruhify
Yay
the square root of a banana is Tom Scott squared
2:37 you can access water world, wibbily wobbily world, and basingstoke.
Tom Scott is just British VSauce in a red shirt, change my mind
Tom Scott has been posting on UA-cam for 4 years before Vsauce started up, validating the inverse of this statement
@@PastelPiku agreed
@@PastelPiku agreed
I cannot believe I never realized until now that he’s almost always wearing a red shirt
Michael Stevens has embraced the memes, while Tom loathes them.
4:13 the thee elements
But that all changed when the Bacon Nation attacked
This just makes me realize the sheer amount of Tom Scott content I have yet to watch.
Fezzes are cool.
Can we appreciate this guy for not only linking every single video in this compilation but also linking the exact minute the clip was in?
That's some damn impressive work, thanks man ❤
3:50
“ Your mental state is being temporarily altered to make you calm, please remain calm “
“ *This is a bottle of freeze dried urine* “
Also 983$ is alot 😂
2:02 damn thats a beat
Tom Scott, upcoming rapper
this is perfect, just perfect, when you clip them like this it sounds like an actual Tom Scott video
Glad to hear it :D
What a legend. What a decade we had with Tom. Thank you for the dedication and the laughs!
The best installment of Tom Scott out of context I've ever seen. Jolly good work, stranger!
"Unfortunately, I'm British"
Thank you!! :D
That's very unfortunate indeed
@@mr.husbandoeu7254 Still better than being from the U.S. States of Ohio, Georgia, & Alabama.
@@FusionCyborg Don't forget Florida!
@@legendgames128 Nah
4:55 people are obsessed with burning their hands.
idk why but i laughed very loud at that part
"Well, sometimes it's OK to cause a little bit of drama"
"It caused the worst nuclear accident in humanity's history"
Good job Tom
Here's a banana for scale 🍌
@@marekkelin1181 Someone is wrong on the Internet and now you can correct them
@@kaylons ONE TAKE! ONE TAKE!
*runs around camera for a bit*
Wait, did I go the right way there?
7:47 perfect timing
10:19 I love how Tom throws his arms up from his side from a distance like, “I hear you, but I’m still gonna do it.”
"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit... those are LIES!"
Can we take a moment to appreciate that this madlad put ALL THE ORIGINAL SOURCES WITH TIMESTAMPS IN THE DESCRIPTION! It legit made me smile. Thank you. :)
Awwww well you’re welcome!!
@@DataExpungedNull You should do this for your future videos as well. I know it is a lot of work but it really makes your video stand out. It is the mark of a professional creator.
I do agree! And I do plan on it, at least for videos that are viable for that
7:30 to do what now mister scott?
Tom, deadly serious, in some sort of wind tunnel: "We are on an exponential curve!"
That one got me.
“We’ve just won the lottery! -but YOU haven’t.”
Damn you didn’t need to rub it in Tom
1:50 If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London. Seriously!
good plot
Basically the Magnus archives
As a person writing a gay romance story, this is exactly what I do
Thank you Tom Scott for your content and teaching so many people. And some great out of context clips
Tom Scott:
Oh, not this arsehole. *to Matt*
Pillar: Oh, really? I'll show you! *teleports*
Tom Scott: *b o n k*
@@marekkelin1181 "If you was from, where I was from, you'd be freakin' dead!"
It's hard to put into words how much I appreciate Tom and his videos. He truly makes UA-cam and the world a better place. Thanks Tom
“This is a 3000 year old piece of art and now I’m going to smash some of it with this hammer.” *cuts to Tom slicing a pineapple”
that is the best description of any UA-cam video I have ever seen. Kudos.
Also, incredily funny compilation! Great choices
Your channel literally does the lord’s work by making “[Youruber] Out Of Context” for us. Thank you for this.
You’re welcome :)
youruber
youruber
Youruber
*youruber*
“So now I’m going to shut up for a bit, those are lies.”
1:50 "If you are writing a gay romance story, then you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from London" 🤣🤣
I'm crying this is my favourite sentence of all time, thank you
Thank my friend Nat tbh, he came up with that line when I was wondering what to do with that gay romance story clip :)
same
I'm honored, I didn't realize people liked that quote THIS much
I can confirm as a writer that is what you do when writing a gay romance story
My first though about a quarter of the way through was "I wonder if someone put sources in the comments or something. Checked and there's nothing. Now, halfway through I got curious about the description text, checked, and probably broke into one of the largest smiles in my life. Thank you good sir.
"I'm not doing enough with my life" and "I made a big mistake... I went to slough"
That's some relatable shit right there.
He's basically Vsauce but... 6:25
When someone in the cartoon eats spicy food: 3:02
😯
✋🤚
7:13 collapses from laughing attack
This man actually bought some damn subtitles.
Made, actually :)
(Intense music plays)
He bought subtitles so hard he got UA-cam to support dubbed and described audio tracks too
I thought it was an ad for a second… 8:06
The only problem I have with this video is: "Why did it take THREE WEEKS so show up in my recommended list?"
Great work folks. fantastic video.
Thank you so much!!!
2:37
Now im gunna shut up for a bit.
&Those were lies*
Perfect
Okay "gay pirate assassins" really got me 😂
What is a gay pirate assassins?
a. Assassin that's a gay pirate
b. Assassin that kills gay pirates
c. a gay Assassin that kills pirates
@@tristenarctician6910 d. all of the above
e. none of the above
I identify with a and c
This was so expertly made. This is the quality of "out of context" videos that I want.
4:02 my dog trying to explain why he deserves more food
"Sometimes it's okay to cause a little bit of drama... (excited) it caused the worst nuclear event in history!
If you’re writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London.
Damn, maybe I should stop doing all these fanfics then
*wensday evening in the Jedi temple*
It's just... what you do
Thank you for taking Tom’s advice and getting some damn subtitles
I love how at 11:42 he coughs at the smell and there is a photo of someone else in red shirt smelling the flower behind him
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" - bus hits tom - "and you know what? I'm okay with that"
Someone needs to give an incredible amount of credit to how much work was put into the description.
Seriously, I can't imagine how tedious it was to actually make it, and I'm glad it was made because I've used it multiple times
I'm so glad to hear that it was useful for you!
"If you are writing a gay romace story," "You build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London"
"this microphone isn't even plugged in" that killed me, I am dead
I love how this video shows that even if he's british, he is still a person with character
“Just, shut up.” Is one of the most inspiring quotes I’ve heard...ever.
8:44 Ah, I see Tom's familiar with the masterpiece that is Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure
i think this is genius 'cause it's not just out of context clips but also they are put together so perfect
Thank you :D
0:10 HEY YOU ACTUALLY *BOUGHT SOME DAMN SUBTITLES*
The fact that at 8:58 the plane reads "G-AYCF" makes me laugh more than I should
It will never not be funny watching these videos and just having the half second "bruh"
11:18 "Gay pirate assassins"
3 words I didn't expect to hear today
i love pirating gay ass
I really appreciate that you bought some damn subtitles.
Me trying to sneak into the kitchen at night for a drink: "I'm going to shut up for a bit"
The cup I accidentally dropped: "Those are lies"
"either you're dreaming, or you're running windows"
best quote ever
"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit.
THOSE ARE LIES."
1:51 "if you're writing a gay romance story..." "you build a nuclear reactor in the basement"
2:51 I like trains
Thats a bus, so he likes buses
Tom’s channel works really well for this type of Video!
“If you’re writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London. Seriously.”
I only recently discovered Tom's videos and this has made me appreciate the man even more than I already do