ANNOYING THINGS GUITARISTS DO → INCLUDING US!

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  • @wickedninja8599
    @wickedninja8599 4 роки тому +411

    My biggest pet peeve is when some players think that the music sucks if it's easy to play. Not everything has to be Dream Theater to be good!

    • @samzuvich4445
      @samzuvich4445 4 роки тому +13

      easy is good tite is hard

    • @OgamiItto70
      @OgamiItto70 3 роки тому +22

      Plus, start the set with an "easy" song or two. It'll help you get over the sting of adrenaline from stepping on the stage and let you relax and get into the groove. And it's a confidence-booster.

    • @samuelbasye3508
      @samuelbasye3508 3 роки тому +2

      ✅💯

    • @IrLosin
      @IrLosin 3 роки тому +14

      Playing the riff a couple of times might be easy, but now play it with the same precision and feel, trough a song with several riffs for five minutes and play it in time..I fell into that trap myself when I was younger until a buddy of mine put on the drum track and told me It's easy, right? So play the song now..yeah.. fail :P

    • @erniejohnson8200
      @erniejohnson8200 3 роки тому +2

      Or Alan Holdsworth?

  • @scottbubb8397
    @scottbubb8397 5 років тому +382

    Not just guitarists, but any musician that thinks they have to play constantly during a song. Sometimes there are parts when you need to drop out. There are no dynamics if everyone is playing all the time.

    • @MrRandyMitchell
      @MrRandyMitchell 5 років тому +21

      You have to let the songs breathe...I was told years ago that one of the most important things is what is in between what you play...

    • @zombee38
      @zombee38 5 років тому +7

      that's my keyboard player he thinks that he needs to play 200 chords in a song that only has 4...talk about over playing...geeez

    • @turboturtle2002
      @turboturtle2002 5 років тому +4

      @@zombee38 Played with a guy like that. Told him I was gonna cut his fingers off if he played anything quicker than a quarter.

    • @SirWinstonBeech
      @SirWinstonBeech 5 років тому +2

      Guitarist that insists on doubling my keyboard solo. I can see doubling my guitar solo because I suck on guitar. But I can hold out on keyboard.

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 5 років тому +3

      Scott Bubb
      Exactly! Perfect explanation, and that same philosophy applies to every instrument in the band.

  • @thedrummerdude2431
    @thedrummerdude2431 4 роки тому +193

    Trying to have a conversation with the band without the guitarist cycling through the top 100 guitar riffs of all time like a shuffled Spotify playlist

    • @drvee1983
      @drvee1983 4 роки тому +16

      Or the bass player, or worse, drummer while two or more members are trying to work a part out.

    • @MeshuggahFan-iy6tb
      @MeshuggahFan-iy6tb 4 роки тому +10

      Or guitarists playing sweet child of mine between songs and wailing away incessantly dragging the “joke” out for WAYYYYYYY too long and acting like they are comedic geniuses 😂😂

    • @jeffgarrison7056
      @jeffgarrison7056 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha, that's ME!!! Well it used to be!!! There's no such thing as a covid gig... boohoo... I can't wait to start gigging again!!!

    • @davidmacleod9313
      @davidmacleod9313 3 роки тому

      Hahaha! Don’t want dead air! Lol

    • @michaellf3512
      @michaellf3512 8 місяців тому

      OH man, I am a keyboard player and I can SO relate to this!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @boogerwelder
    @boogerwelder 4 роки тому +257

    6 inch string "whiskers" hanging off the headstock.

    • @Geezer-yf8hv
      @Geezer-yf8hv 3 роки тому +5

      Been there! As soon as you trim it to make it look nice, the string breaks!!

    • @spiffokeen
      @spiffokeen 3 роки тому +2

      If I change strings and can’t locate a wire cutter I have to at least wrap the whiskers into tight circles. It still drives me a little nuts until I get them trimmed but I can’t stand them sticking out and bouncing around.

    • @petelake7373
      @petelake7373 2 роки тому +1

      Good way to lose an eye

    • @alexanderhanksx
      @alexanderhanksx 2 роки тому

      @@spiffokeen I used to keep some in my case for this reason, but I stopped doing that when I started carrying a cable bag. Cables, strings, picks, tools, an extra tuner, a slide, a capo, batteries and a lighter stay in the bag at all times. Sometimes you're jamming and someone doesn't have the tool or accessories they need so it's nice to have extras.

    • @B3NICKY22
      @B3NICKY22 2 роки тому

      YES!!! Thank you!!

  • @cheezyridr
    @cheezyridr 5 років тому +419

    side note: i once went to see a buddy's band. as a joke, he played the solo to american woman for every-single-song, the entire nite. i thought it was hillarious, but no one else did

    • @HeleneLogan
      @HeleneLogan 5 років тому +36

      OMG that's hysterical. I will fight the urge to do that, LOL!!!

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr 5 років тому +31

      @@HeleneLogan that was at least 25 yrs ago, and i still laugh about it every time it comes to mind.

    • @barneycarparts
      @barneycarparts 5 років тому +27

      @@cheezyridr Skunk Baxter who played with Doobie Brothers, when he was on tour, and bored to hell, would slip in "Strangers in the Night" solo. during some song or other, the audience LOVED IT. ROFLMAO.

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr 5 років тому +4

      @@barneycarparts that's awesome

    • @cheezyridr
      @cheezyridr 5 років тому +5

      @Rodney McMinge that's awesome man, adapt and overcome - too funny!

  • @Lance37a
    @Lance37a 5 років тому +1024

    Tuning without muting, constantly noodling while people are talking.

    • @6stringstorulethemall967
      @6stringstorulethemall967 5 років тому +45

      I'm working on it geez.

    • @Foodgeek
      @Foodgeek 5 років тому +63

      OMG! I am a guitarist and other guitarists that just keep on playing ALL THE FREAKIN' time when you are trying to actually talk about something that you are working out! 😂 It's, of course, totally okay when I do it!

    • @millenniumtree
      @millenniumtree 5 років тому +36

      Yeah, the noodling between songs at rehearsals! Gah!

    • @zeroman614
      @zeroman614 5 років тому +148

      People shouldn’t be talking while I’m noodling.

    • @jordangunit3078
      @jordangunit3078 5 років тому +25

      Do people really not noodle? Bluegrass jams. People do it. No matter what. Banjos mandolins etc. Noodle noodle. Maybe I should try to stop. Probably won't.

  • @MrArcanaman
    @MrArcanaman 5 років тому +145

    Untrimmed Guitar strings after a string change. Cabs that are narrower than the Amp Head.

    • @otaviosmartins1
      @otaviosmartins1 4 роки тому +2

      OMG YES

    • @jeffreycollins7297
      @jeffreycollins7297 3 роки тому

      The second part isn't so hard to do these days but in the 90's on back it was a problem.

  • @kyleryan2599
    @kyleryan2599 4 роки тому +171

    Im sorry did you just casually gloss over the fact that you opened for Def Leppard?

    • @HoyaSaxaSD
      @HoyaSaxaSD 4 роки тому +18

      Well, he said 1999 Def Leppard (right?). Not exactly the Hysteria tour. But still cool.

    • @marksmith7789
      @marksmith7789 11 місяців тому

      That's what I thought!!!!

    • @RonCondon
      @RonCondon 6 місяців тому

      What has nine arms and sucks?...

    • @TimothyHackett-j3c
      @TimothyHackett-j3c 8 днів тому

      I know, right? wait, whaaaa...?

  • @williamknell864
    @williamknell864 5 років тому +318

    I was just poking around in Six-String Instrument Middle, years ago, and a guy was buying a Squire Strat and a little amp for his very young son.
    He was from Central America. I forget what country. He was shipping this all to his son at home.
    He needed a "wire." The sales rep talked him into a 20foot monster cable! For grade school kid, just learning to play.
    $30, with gold ends. If anything goes wrong with it, "you can get a new cable at any Guitar Center."
    I'm pretty sure there are no GC's in Ecuador! The sales rep kid really laid the BS on heavy.
    As soon as the rep disappeared for a minute, I showed the dad an 8 foot NoName, with Switchcraft chrome connectors for less than half the price.

    • @hha9527
      @hha9527 5 років тому +19

      I am so happy after reading your comment

    • @Condor512
      @Condor512 5 років тому +6

      I got suckered into buying a Monster Cable too (it's 18 or 20ft) during a Phone Purchase. It's a well known Music Store (not GC) but I didn't have Internet access at that moment so couldn't check other Brands or Pricing. I Paid over $40 for that pos cable, and almost immediately I stopped using it. I keep it just to remind me to never shop at that music store ever again.

    • @216trixie
      @216trixie 5 років тому +2

      To be fair, if he was buying a Squier and little cheap amp, there was probably no money in the sale. The only money for the store was in the guitar cable.

    • @marksc1929
      @marksc1929 5 років тому +1

      ..well played

    • @baileywatts1304
      @baileywatts1304 5 років тому +5

      @@Condor512 I lost one of the ladybug tubescreamers to the plug from a monster cable breaking off inside of it. I took it to my local guitar store to open the thing up, but it had borked up the jack real bad so I just sold the pedal to them cheap, and chalked the whole experience up to a forced consciousness expansion

  • @Ajohn13Music
    @Ajohn13Music 5 років тому +222

    Guitarists that can't play rhythm, give no room for anyone else, flood of notes won't stop soloing
    ...

    • @gaud20299
      @gaud20299 5 років тому +7

      I'm so sorry :p

    • @jmorra
      @jmorra 5 років тому +3

      I am sorry.

    • @darryldouglas6004
      @darryldouglas6004 5 років тому +11

      Ajohn13 Absolutely I call them lead guitarist because that’s all they can do. They see the rest of the song as just a vehicle to get to the lead. 🤪

    • @DaddySantaClaus
      @DaddySantaClaus 5 років тому +3

      What if they play rhythm and lead? Hahaha

    • @shadowselfCA
      @shadowselfCA 5 років тому +4

      @Ajohn13 As a keyboard player, I feel your pain. I have been in bands where I could not even do a fill without being solo'd over.

  • @dandagle2629
    @dandagle2629 5 років тому +513

    As a bassist, hearing him talk about $27 strings like that's crazy expensive is really funny.

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 5 років тому +40

      Just boil your strings every month or so. Mine lasted a year and 2 months today.

    • @dandagle2629
      @dandagle2629 5 років тому +14

      @@MM-vs2et I don't gig, so my strings stay bright for a while, but I'll have to try that sometime.

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 5 років тому +17

      @@dandagle2629 Same here, they last like just about a month before sounding like a death metal bass. Cleaning the strings after playing also helps.

    • @bellowl
      @bellowl 5 років тому +9

      I thought he was saying that he'd put reasonably priced $27 strings on guitars for guys who think they need the most expensive gear and then they'd be surprised how good the sound was on strings a third of the price they're used to playing.

    • @perwestermark8920
      @perwestermark8920 5 років тому +7

      No, he claimed $27 gave you great strings at a cheap price but that some people thought they needed way more expensive strings despite not being able to notice any difference.

  • @mikerichardson7261
    @mikerichardson7261 3 роки тому +62

    One of the reasons Holdsworth changed gear so much was because, unfortunately, he didn't sell records. He had a wife and kids, and had to provide for them. Often strapped for cash, he had to sell stuff now and then. An awful reality for such an amazing talent.

    • @ronfrosig7354
      @ronfrosig7354 2 роки тому +7

      His Family should see about making a Movie about Sir Allan Holdsworth, he is in my top 5 Guitarists ever!!! A friend of mine in Los Angeles knew him, and said it was a sad story.... Holdsworth was the favorite guitarist of most know known Guitarists however he died nearly penniless... God bless Sir Allan Holdsworth

    • @ElevatedLevetator
      @ElevatedLevetator 8 місяців тому

      Awful for anyone. In some ways talented people shouldnt get felt sorry for cause they had it hard like normal people, cause talent is just luck, really

  • @msPaulaA1
    @msPaulaA1 5 років тому +72

    My biggest pet peeve is when I am playing my own rendition of a song and some elitist player says something like ‘That’s not how Page does it “ or ‘you played that riff wrong, it’s not like on the record’.
    Its like, DUDE IM NOT JIMMY PAGE. I’m Paula and it how I WANT to play it. Seriously WTF?!

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 5 років тому +9

      If there's wrong notes I think that's justified, but not if you're just reinterpreting something

    • @garyjones7044
      @garyjones7044 4 роки тому +3

      I hate seeing a bar band that can play a song note for note and everybody gose on and on about how great they are, thats being a good technition not a creative artist.

    • @nevarmaor
      @nevarmaor 4 роки тому +3

      YES! An interpretative cover is so much better than a note-for-note cover.

    • @robertemerson1087
      @robertemerson1087 4 роки тому +9

      Hell Jimmy Page on stage doesn't sound anything like the record either. 😂

    • @spb7883
      @spb7883 4 роки тому +4

      That elitist player is the type who killed rock music. If every performance sounds exactly like the album, audiences will eventually get hip to the fact they can just stay at home and listen to the album. The divergence between 60s and 70s live albums and their studio album counterparts is striking for a reason. It's called "creativity". Sadly, for that elitist the same thing is an "error".

  • @mikeblue385
    @mikeblue385 5 років тому +122

    what's that noise?
    'i have a bad cable.'
    is that the same bad cable you had last week? and the week before that? what the hell?

    • @bzbzob
      @bzbzob 5 років тому +11

      Another plus for cable vs wireless, cable gives you weeks of warning before it actually dies!

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 5 років тому +2

      mike blue that’s my bass player. His volume pedal crackles and his cables crackle.

    • @ccshredder9506
      @ccshredder9506 5 років тому +2

      Some of us are poor :(

    • @warrenmorphis4208
      @warrenmorphis4208 4 роки тому

      @@tomcoryell That's my rhythm guitarist! His board is ALL jacked up! Shitty cables...cheap power supply....Buzzes ALL NIGHT, and he's totally oblivious!!

    • @duffbaker9554
      @duffbaker9554 4 роки тому

      @@ccshredder9506 Okay, that's true but then there those who are just plain cheap. The guitarist who doesn't own a guitar stand. The guys who sing but don't own mic stands. The drummer who never has had a proper drum-stool to sit on. I know because I've played with such types. It's pathetic.

  • @robertoriggio117
    @robertoriggio117 5 років тому +110

    Thank you for letting us witness your support group.

    • @joelraymond9737
      @joelraymond9737 5 років тому +1

      LOL!!!!! Your not lying. Must be a typical smart ass guitar player :-)

    • @kitekrazee
      @kitekrazee 5 років тому

      They got off topic too much.

    • @robertoriggio117
      @robertoriggio117 5 років тому +1

      @@joelraymond9737 I'm not a guitar player, but someone who works with a lot of them.

    • @robertoriggio117
      @robertoriggio117 5 років тому +1

      @@joelraymond9737 (I sympathize with the rant!)

  • @jarodreddig63
    @jarodreddig63 4 роки тому +471

    My biggest pet peeve is when local mom and pop music stores close up.

    • @fiesel714
      @fiesel714 4 роки тому +27

      Big corporations are ruining communities.

    • @fiesel714
      @fiesel714 4 роки тому +14

      It's horrible

    • @michaelwoods9005
      @michaelwoods9005 4 роки тому +28

      Guitar Center drives all the local music stores out of business, then they go out of business themselves, so now we have nothing😡

    • @jarodreddig63
      @jarodreddig63 4 роки тому +7

      @@michaelwoods9005 Between big corporations like them and internet sales, mom and pop local stores 🏬 have been doomed.

    • @SchardtCinematic
      @SchardtCinematic 3 роки тому +8

      @@michaelwoods9005 Guitar Center is the Walmart of music stores. They suck

  • @DBoonful
    @DBoonful 5 років тому +67

    Gold alloy connectors do not improve the perceivable sound -they prevent oxidation better than Nickel alloys -that's it.

  • @dancolley4208
    @dancolley4208 4 роки тому +80

    Loved your comments about "it's not the instrument it's the player". I had a friend who was an incredible Strat player. He was driving to a gig and someone rear ended his car and totaled not only his car but also his guitar. It was CRUSHED. So, he got someone to take him home and he borrowed his son's Squire that he bought from a Good Will Store for $9.50. He was not making enough money to have 3 or 4 guitars for back ups but he had nine fifty for his son. He has done a bit of work on it but not much. Tuners, strings, leveled the neck and gave it a severe cleaning. He came back to the tavern where he was playing, plugged his son's turquoise blue Squire into his amp and I promise you, I could not tell the difference. He was no Jeff Beck but for the level that he played at, he was incredible. Your "pet peeve" really made me laugh when I thought of my friend playing his sons Squire!!! Great video. Thanks for the chuckles!!!

    • @ErikHeller-sg8sw
      @ErikHeller-sg8sw 4 роки тому

      Pet Peeve??? Who T F Uses the Word 'CHUCKLES'????? What A DORK.

    • @jmullentech
      @jmullentech 4 роки тому +3

      @@ErikHeller-sg8sw You know you can use the word 'fuck', right?

    • @DerekADempsey
      @DerekADempsey 3 роки тому +3

      The video where Jacko P lets the other guy play his bass and he plays the other one. He sounds the same on both.
      The instrument is what it’s called, an instrument.

    • @Geezer-yf8hv
      @Geezer-yf8hv 3 роки тому

      That is the definition of a great guitarist! Don’t blame the gear, (it may not be to your expectations, but don’t blame it for a bad performance), (unless it breaks down completely)!

    • @Geezer-yf8hv
      @Geezer-yf8hv 3 роки тому

      The worst things that ever happened to me was breaking strings in the middle of a performance! This happened to me at a “battle of the bands”, although I know this was lame now!! I continued to play, but that one string breaking threw my other strings out of tune, (cheap guitar)!

  • @kitekrazee
    @kitekrazee 5 років тому +88

    No musical sensitivity. Trying to be Eddie Van Halen when the music is like Elton John.

    • @jersonfigueiredo5079
      @jersonfigueiredo5079 4 роки тому +13

      @@phutureproof Did you seriously think the guy meant Elton John was not musical? Read that again.

  • @gdj6298
    @gdj6298 4 роки тому +98

    The bit about the gold-plated drumkit reminded me of being in Sydney, going into a music shop where they had a SPECIAL EDITION Yamaha DX7 (Five millionth or whatever). The white keys were silver, the black keys were gold....I was contemplating this instrument in bemusement when one of the shop guys came up - we both looked at the instrument in silence for a while and then he said, quietly, with wonderful Aussie succintness ......."Yeah.....fuckin' atrocious ain't it ?"

  • @jimsanger
    @jimsanger 5 років тому +57

    Has to be guitarists who can't stop playing in between songs, either at gigs or in a rehearsal space when you're trying to work stuff out. The constant need to play licks and 'practice their chops' is infuriating

    • @stuartpopp472
      @stuartpopp472 5 років тому +4

      Yes, I agree. But I am guilty of it myself, can't help it sometimes

    • @3dsman
      @3dsman 5 років тому +6

      Got to give you an amen on that!! Don't understand why people who do that don't understand that if everyone in the band were to do that it would sound like a ridiculous amateur cacophony. And yet they still insist.... oblivious to the world around them!!

    • @VaderBrasil
      @VaderBrasil 5 років тому +2

      Dude, that makes me sick ...

    • @lauraharmon6508
      @lauraharmon6508 5 років тому +5

      I've walked away from rehearsals before because nobody could discuss music between songs due to a noodler.

    • @RobertHollander
      @RobertHollander 5 років тому +2

      That's it. That's why I don't play in bands anymore. Guitarists or anyone that dinks around between songs. Wastes time and super annoying.

  • @EclecticHillbilly
    @EclecticHillbilly 5 років тому +300

    My pet peeve is when you try to talk to a guitarist about music and all they want to talk about is gear.

    • @kleestard1013
      @kleestard1013 5 років тому +11

      Gear is relaxing. practice can be frustrating.

    • @gtrgeorge348
      @gtrgeorge348 5 років тому +11

      Wanting to talk to ANY musician about music and all they want to talk about is gear...

    • @MrTimSeeker
      @MrTimSeeker 5 років тому +5

      Like the Gear Page. Try to strike up a conversation about WHY the song by Bob Dylan, "Blowing in the Wind" is so iconic, for example. The minute you try to spark a conversation about the lyrics, then you're under suspension. But hey, was that a Martin? What kind of harp was he using? Where do you get a holder like that, so you can sing, play guitar and harmonica at the same time....

    • @adamwilliams6704
      @adamwilliams6704 5 років тому +5

      BINGO!!! I can't stand "musicians" who are all gear, all the time, no soul, no creativity, no ideas ... and the word's in quotes because musicians are artists ... and them folks ain't.

    • @Pannemat
      @Pannemat 5 років тому +2

      This is interesting because mine is the opposite. I'm interested in gear but I always talk to guitarists who never want to talk gear!

  • @ThomasFrank93
    @ThomasFrank93 5 років тому +595

    My biggest pet peeve guitarists that don´t cut their excess guitar strings...... like dude... it takes 1 minute to cut those!!!!

    • @JohnSmithSTSBand
      @JohnSmithSTSBand 5 років тому +64

      Tom Morello has entered the chat

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому +7

      It's useful for string through guitars for when you take the strings off to clean your guitar, easier to get them back through

    • @LowEndMarauder
      @LowEndMarauder 5 років тому +40

      @@wolfsilver6304 put on new strings it's not a bass guitar

    • @jeff7764
      @jeff7764 5 років тому

      Chris Hannah of propagandhi use to do that

    • @c1ph3rpunk
      @c1ph3rpunk 5 років тому +3

      Oh hell yes, this.

  • @petercruz8615
    @petercruz8615 4 роки тому +110

    *slowly reaches over and carefully removes polytune from the headstock of my white les paul*
    *sobs*

  • @larryduke5236
    @larryduke5236 5 років тому +219

    The universe is composed of 4 subatomic particles, 25% protons, 25% neutrons, 25% electrons and 25% morons - Frank Zappa

    • @AChadWardenProduction
      @AChadWardenProduction 5 років тому +10

      IT'SME
      Zappa always had clever and witty sarcastic humor to poke at spineless assholes who have too much egos

    • @augustusbetucius1572
      @augustusbetucius1572 5 років тому +8

      I think you're thinking of this - "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
      "
      The quote you have posted I'd never heard or read before. I think it might be a corruption of the one one above, which you can find him saying in interviews on UA-cam.

    • @michaelwertzy9808
      @michaelwertzy9808 5 років тому +1

      @@augustusbetucius1572, "paraphrasing" is a very unused term of honesty. "Plagiarism" is a whole different beast.

    • @gtr1487
      @gtr1487 5 років тому +2

      good 'un That’s because Zappa knew people are difficult, and therefore, he was a pain in the ass to the pain in the ass. :)

    • @Richard-jf8pb
      @Richard-jf8pb 5 років тому

      @IT'SME Frank Zappa was everything.
      Now you know...

  • @derekglenbailey1811
    @derekglenbailey1811 5 років тому +317

    “Road worn” guitars. People want the street cred without the practice and play time so they put 100 years of wear on a brand new guitar. It’s dumb

    • @oisinmcphillips2090
      @oisinmcphillips2090 5 років тому +19

      I've never seen anybody with a roadworn guitar try to pass it off as a real thing. Modern poly finished guitars don't age like nitro finished ones. Most people don't want to wait twenty years to get their guitar to look how they want.

    • @oisinmcphillips2090
      @oisinmcphillips2090 5 років тому +28

      @stavros741 I'm not gonna play a guitar if I don't like how it looks. Stop being a pedantic ass

    •  5 років тому +1

      It's just a piece of wood regardless.

    • @CaptRich-bi3gp
      @CaptRich-bi3gp 5 років тому +10

      They don't want to earn their chops, they just want to look like it...

    • @devolve42
      @devolve42 5 років тому +1

      @ Unless it's a Parker Fly (RIP).

  • @johnmaritato3587
    @johnmaritato3587 4 роки тому +99

    I am generally annoyed at everything but I have never been even remotely annoyed by a Rick Beato video. Always a pleasure.

    • @ErikHeller-sg8sw
      @ErikHeller-sg8sw 4 роки тому

      Until this Video where those 'Other' Goonters are ALL TALKING AT THE SAME TIME.

    • @samzuvich4445
      @samzuvich4445 4 роки тому +3

      i agree with you hate everything equally

    • @OhNoNotFrank
      @OhNoNotFrank 4 роки тому +1

      I had a good time until I read this comment! 😉

    • @davidmacleod9313
      @davidmacleod9313 3 роки тому

      I have! I mean, he had one of his 20 most iconic videos and this one was about keyboard intros of all time and didn’t even mention In A Godda Da Vida!!!! I’m 67 and was there at the beginning of hard rock etc and THAT some was thee song for keyboardist (organist) to play. And there’s more. Lol

    • @tysonrinker5958
      @tysonrinker5958 2 роки тому +2

      I get annoyed by his head bobs and weird shaking when he's listening to music

  • @DoctorEnigma01
    @DoctorEnigma01 4 роки тому +81

    Players who use so many effects and digital overlays you can't even tell if they're playing

    • @duffbaker9554
      @duffbaker9554 4 роки тому +4

      That's become so boringly common over time.

    • @Lowtech14
      @Lowtech14 3 роки тому +3

      Or what they’re playing

    • @jburdsinfuse
      @jburdsinfuse 3 роки тому +3

      Guilty as charged...of course the director's request for "more swells" is really out of my control.

    • @MW-wv8pb
      @MW-wv8pb 3 роки тому +4

      Here comes the hate, but... Tom Morello is the most overrated guitarist in history... behind "The Edge", of course.

    • @willpemberton6823
      @willpemberton6823 3 роки тому

      @@MW-wv8pb never heard of them…

  • @Darrylizer1
    @Darrylizer1 5 років тому +292

    You guitarists are so hilarious! We drummers never do stupid stuff, ever.

    • @DBCisco
      @DBCisco 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @krautnation
      @krautnation 5 років тому +22

      Darrylizer1 Unless it’s a guitarist playing the bass, because you know it’s easy, I’m a guitarist so of course I can play bass. SMH

    • @DBCisco
      @DBCisco 5 років тому +2

      @@krautnation lol

    • @markv.5962
      @markv.5962 5 років тому +9

      simmer down or we wont let you hang out with us anymore

    • @gdsurfer85
      @gdsurfer85 5 років тому +4

      As a drummer also, I actually find alot of things annoying about drummers, being critical of my own abilities inherently makes me critical of other drummers.; I should add that the concept of being or doing something annoying is completely abstract because what is annoying to one person might be pleasant or endearing to another. Anyways find your own personal style and rock on

  • @JPDC624
    @JPDC624 5 років тому +173

    How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
    Put a chart in front of them.

    • @kevinmauch5622
      @kevinmauch5622 5 років тому +24

      How do you get them to stop playing entirely?...Put notes on the chart.

    • @msenecal
      @msenecal 5 років тому +33

      How do you get a piano player to stop? Take the chart away from them.

    • @llh3025
      @llh3025 5 років тому +1

      @@msenecal
      Ha ha! Love it...

    • @noeticflatulence
      @noeticflatulence 5 років тому +11

      How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 11. One to turn the bulb, and 10 watching and nodding with arms crossed saying, "Yeah, I could do that."

    • @kitemanmusic
      @kitemanmusic 5 років тому

      Do it for him when he is not looking!

  • @leavnsmallville78
    @leavnsmallville78 5 років тому +10

    My top 5:
    5. Constant complaints about having enough room on stage (esp. when the 'stage' is a carpeted part of a basement next to the water heater)
    4. Noodling instead of listening when parts are being worked out
    3. Thinking that the rest of the band will just like, pause (?) when you cross up a run on a solo
    2. "But, my amp can't breathe." ...k maybe not a cranked twin reverb in a 150 seat club then.
    1. Stringing together the rig takes twice as long as setting up the drum kit, you don't help set up the rest of the stage and you always bum my gaffer tape and zip ties after I put my cases back in the truck.
    Thanks for listening, you guys are the best, really :)

  • @bassgodmike
    @bassgodmike 4 роки тому +91

    The Blues Lawyers and doctors are the ones responsible for the artifricially high prices of vintage guitars.

    • @user-pd5ot4zd4b
      @user-pd5ot4zd4b 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I know anecdotally through the vintage scene and stores in Chicago that was definitely the case starting in the 90s. Lotta guys from the trading pits were known to have a good run, then roll up to Chi Music Exchange, etc, and plunk down 10 large or more on a sweet restored vintage piece to noodle along with Clapton records et. al. Too hot for me!

    • @redram5150
      @redram5150 3 роки тому +10

      It isn’t artificial if people are voluntarily paying those prices. The market has expanded to include collectors.

    • @user-pd5ot4zd4b
      @user-pd5ot4zd4b 3 роки тому +7

      @@redram5150 true that, probably better to say the market moved beyond just players and their tools once the instruments themselves became iconic to fans/collectors who'd grown up and made money. The same thing had long since happened to the Italian violins. Eventually the drought ends when they reissue classics, which is a route I took.

    • @wulf67
      @wulf67 3 роки тому +8

      Vintage rock musicians are the ones responsible for the artificially high prices of doctors and lawyers, though.

    • @garethboyd8580
      @garethboyd8580 3 роки тому +2

      God bless these learned idiots! There’s always a chance to make money off them.

  • @aaronrobinson8956
    @aaronrobinson8956 5 років тому +45

    In my former life I was a professional RF tech. “Solderless” anything is usually worse than the solder version.

    • @arilschultzen3017
      @arilschultzen3017 5 років тому +3

      THANK YOU! I hate that stuff...

    • @dandagle2629
      @dandagle2629 5 років тому +2

      And soldering really isn't that hard or expensive. I learned from UA-cam and got a $30 kit on Amazon. Cables even seem like a good thing to practice on, a decent amount of space (especially compared to some pots)

    • @HeleneLogan
      @HeleneLogan 5 років тому +1

      @@dandagle2629 Agreed. I'm an electronics goober, but I can solder. If I can do it, anyone can, LOL.

    • @tissuepaper9962
      @tissuepaper9962 4 роки тому

      Solderless connections are better for high-vibration environments. For example, there are almost no solder joints in your car.
      Otherwise, they're kinda trash.

  • @BrianBroskie
    @BrianBroskie 5 років тому +134

    Skilled guitarists that memorize 1000 cover tunes but can't jam freely or improvise

    • @loontil
      @loontil 5 років тому +3

      so true usually dudes who think women love them coz they play the guitar ugh

    • @takaorobinson8719
      @takaorobinson8719 5 років тому +4

      I know a guy who sings and plays in front of stores and despite knowing a grip of songs without a tuner, he is helpless.

    • @takaorobinson8719
      @takaorobinson8719 5 років тому +13

      That seems to be a lot of people. Guy says "let's jam" but can't be bothered to learn the chord progresson so we can trade off,.so now it's "noodling" time and he is in his own little world.

    • @kitekrazee
      @kitekrazee 5 років тому

      @@takaorobinson8719 I find that more common.

    • @toneseeker4968
      @toneseeker4968 5 років тому +3

      @@loontil I've stole a lot of women because of my guitar skills... depends on your definition of love. I even married 2 of them (of course at different times).

  • @mxkguitar
    @mxkguitar 4 роки тому +62

    In my defense, I will tell you that I am always wireless! i spent 90% of my playing time being connected by a cord. I am 61 years old now, tired of fighting the wire around my ankles, and most importantly, can't afford to fall! LOL So...that's that, and now I feel better! Love the videos! Thanks!!! ;-)

    • @michelleinwi6919
      @michelleinwi6919 4 роки тому +2

      Mark Kapsha safety first!

    • @RollerCoasterFenatic
      @RollerCoasterFenatic 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed!!

    • @samzuvich4445
      @samzuvich4445 4 роки тому +1

      a 5 doller battery makes it all ok dosnt it?

    • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
      @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 роки тому

      wired or wireless it doesn't matter just whatever works for you I can understand I have wireless and wired I love the sound of both I've noticed there's a little bit of a delay with the wireless that you don't get with the wired but other than that it's all good

    • @doctornova3015
      @doctornova3015 3 роки тому +1

      I actually play at a theater in Branson where I stand on a 4x4 platform fora few hours a day . Having the wireless saves some valuable space under my feet. With the cable there I step on it constantly, it will then pull me down and threaten to pitch me off of the platform. I even tried a curly cable. Made it worse. I'm actually more inclined to use a cable when I have more room to move.

  • @bobsmith3790
    @bobsmith3790 3 роки тому +11

    I loved this video. I worked as an engineer for most of my life and my favorite times were sitting in a control room with great musicians like you guys and listening to conversations just like this.

  • @InstruMentalCase
    @InstruMentalCase 5 років тому +29

    On the Allan Holdsworth comment: It's basically become the same situation you've seen for years in Gypsy Jazz guitar -- Django's style is essentially the basis of the entire sound, but thousands of players now exist within that genre who emulate him while still developing their own unique voice. I think the same can be said about players who have taken substantial influence from Holdsworth in their soloing style, such as Tim Miller, early Alex Machacek, Paul Masvidal, Fredrik Thordendal, Derryl Gabel, etc. When a player like Holdsworth is so innovative that their style births an entire subgenre, a lot of amazing players within that movement get dismissed as clones because people are too lazy to truly listen and discover what makes them unique.

    • @jfo3000
      @jfo3000 5 років тому +1

      Totally agree, a new genre under Holdsworth is a good thing for the growth of guitar. Then there is also EVH, massively influenced by Holdsworth, changed hard-rock guitar forever. Allen was The Big Boss, with an imagination far beyond.

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Рік тому

      The Bible is truth
      Please read at least Genesis Mathew and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. This is an extremely important spiritual milestone to get through in life. Much of what is important is never talked about in church. To fully understand the truth in Jesus Christ’s words you must put them into action in your own life. That means you’ve gotta at least heard them. You have to look yourself. Three books bare minimum, how could you say you seriously tried if you won’t read at least that much. It is important. God uses these three books as a secret reading requirement to see who’s serious. Please do not be one of the ones who get to their afterlife reviews without having passed this milestone. There’s a lot of grace to be had with just this one act. It shows a lot to God. That you’ve at least tried. It is important.
      Also, to be forgiven we must forgive. It’s another milestone that’s important. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. That’s what it’s all about, love. Everyone in life hurts people without wanting to, and the people who’ve loved you deserve forgiveness. Parents are actually important here. You have to genuinely look inside and forgive from the heart. For free, no apologies, bribes, etc. just mean it inside. It teaches your soul important lessons. It has to be done as an adult though. Above 20yo. Below 20 you don’t have enough understanding of the world and much more. Your real journey doesn’t even start until then. That’s when the real temptations of sin kick in. That’s why it’s so important to do the inner work Jesus Christ taught as an adult. It’s personal choice then. That’s when your faith is matured and it can be properly harvested. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness. It is all true.
      Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

  • @mtp4430
    @mtp4430 5 років тому +40

    My biggest pet peeve is guitarists who believe that the faster you play and the more notes you play is what makes you a good guitarist lol
    I call that type of playing "guitar gymnastics".
    Please guys, leave that s*** in your bedroom, will you?
    I also can't tolerate those players that play solos comprised of simply running up and down the scale in a "this scale is what I play over this chord" fashion.
    Hey boneheads, you're supposed to just pick out certain notes and create memorable riffs.
    You're supposed to play inside the music, not through it and over it.
    Also can't tolerate guitarist who feel they're somehow better musicians than bass players just because they play the guitar lol
    Hey Mr. Egomaniac, any bass player worth his salt can play guitar. We didn't choose the bass because we couldn't play the guitar. We chose the bass because we love to groove.
    Can't tell you how many "shredders" I've met that can't Groove to save their lives when you put a bass in their hands.
    They play the f****** bass like they're playing a guitar solo.
    No bottom end, no foundation and no Groove.

    • @ihop4no14
      @ihop4no14 5 років тому +7

      Hear hear! I played in a "shredding" competition once and was criticized for being too "bluesy". Geez!

    • @gscgold
      @gscgold 5 років тому +8

      there is a whole new generation of guitarist who think this way, it's like if people just talked super fast and continually without actually saying anything meaningful.

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 5 років тому +5

      @@ihop4no14 I can believe that. If you happen to play with any emotion or feel, you don't stand a chance in a shredding competition.
      If I wanted to shred, I'd buy a paper shredder lol
      I'd rather hear a guitarist expressing himself musically than some guy simply playing as fast as he can with no expression.
      Keep playing with your bluesy edge and forget about those shredding competitions.

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 5 років тому +4

      @Mr. Fireman Most shredders just can't appreciate melodic phrases.
      Like a Carlos Santana or David Gilmore, etc would play.
      And no doubt, Tony Iommi played great solos. In fact, Black Sabbath was a very melodic band. Many people miss that point just because they were playing heavy/hard rock, as it was then defined.

    • @mtp4430
      @mtp4430 5 років тому +4

      @@gscgold Yes, talking super fast without ever really saying anything meaningful or memorable. Loved your analysis on that type of playing.

  • @rbtguthrie
    @rbtguthrie 5 років тому +198

    #1 - Noodling between songs.
    #2 - Noodling between songs
    #3 - (guess)

    • @jamesfox9922
      @jamesfox9922 5 років тому +11

      Playing an awesome intro to a great song that the band don't even know how to play....

    • @SwBeyond
      @SwBeyond 5 років тому +7

      Nah. You're talking about drummers. Song is finished *blast beats*.

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 5 років тому +12

      I just turn my volume off so no one can hear me noodle.

    • @EvaluateAssimilate
      @EvaluateAssimilate 5 років тому +5

      @@danieljensen2626 ah, amen. the mantra of the considerate guitarist 🤟

    • @leannemo7382
      @leannemo7382 5 років тому +2

      Noodling during practice or actual gigs?

  • @davidshoffner5430
    @davidshoffner5430 4 роки тому +28

    Playing with different bands over the years I run across some that can't keep a tempo, especially when they get louder. They get faster the louder they get or get slower when get softer. I'm a drummer who is playing guitar and it drives me crazy. I can't even tap tempo and keep my delay straight with all the different tempos going on.
    The other thing is watching someone rapping there cable over their shoulder and elbow. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! And they wonder why their cables don't last.
    There I feel better. Thanks guys.

    • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
      @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 роки тому

      I've never played professionally or even unprofessionally just at home but I understand what you're talking about the way that people rap chords it's not a construction cord I always just grab mine give a few inches from the end and then loop it in my hand and feel the twist and that way it's natural and doesn't bind the metal wrapping inside

  • @bruce3ist
    @bruce3ist 5 років тому +105

    Watching this while looking over my iPad at BOTH the capo and snark tuner, hanging off the end off my guitar 😳

    • @blaineadams7484
      @blaineadams7484 5 років тому +2

      At least you trimmed the strings

    • @krautnation
      @krautnation 5 років тому +1

      andrew holt Funny, I’m staring at my snark right now too.

    • @jeffreylebowski7459
      @jeffreylebowski7459 5 років тому

      Me too. Guilty as charged...

    • @theharvardyard2356
      @theharvardyard2356 5 років тому +3

      Same, hanging off my quilted, abalone bound headstock to boot

    • @elcidbob
      @elcidbob 5 років тому +1

      Only reason my snark doesn't live on my mandolin is that it won't fit in the case with it.

  • @SuperLeica1
    @SuperLeica1 5 років тому +44

    Singer/songwriters moving the Capo back and forth, while explaining the lyrics for three minutes. Then the song turns out to be shorter, like 2-2,5 mins.

    • @alward5678
      @alward5678 5 років тому +1

      And half the time the songs suck..

    • @kitekrazee
      @kitekrazee 5 років тому +2

      That made me laugh. I just wish more songs were that short.

    • @GeeVanderplas
      @GeeVanderplas 4 роки тому +8

      You could've stopped after singer/songwriter...

    • @jaywestbo6936
      @jaywestbo6936 4 роки тому +3

      @@GeeVanderplas open mike,be ready and tuned,do your set,get off the stage,fine'!

    • @tanyadepoalo9085
      @tanyadepoalo9085 4 роки тому +2

      Geert van der Plas
      What's wrong with singer song writers? Most songs start very simple with guitar or piano and vocals. And then build from there. If a song is good in it's most broken down form then the rest is icing. I think vocalist/ songwriters are disrespected like this too often. Not everyone can sing, not everyone can play the guitar or the drums or the bass but put all those elements together with good songwriting and......singer songwriters are every bit as importwnt as drummers guitarist and bassists.

  • @chrisistopher
    @chrisistopher 5 років тому +154

    guitarists that dont practice with a metronome but complain about drummers that dont practice with a metronome

    • @garyhope2
      @garyhope2 5 років тому +17

      As a drummer, I'm surprised how many musicians have such a bad sense of time.
      Plus, I think the majority of drum solos are boring. It's much harder and more interesting to play with and accent the music than just pound out another boring drum solo. I exclude Joe Morello and Max Roach from this statement.

    • @chrisistopher
      @chrisistopher 5 років тому +12

      @@garyhope2 i completely agree, drum solos are usually quite lame and consist of nothing but normal fills that would sound much more interesting with other instruments being played together
      and as a drummer myself one of my pet peeves is when im playing in time and the guitarist isnt but then im the one to blame cause "im the drummer"

    • @m0j0b0ne
      @m0j0b0ne 5 років тому +2

      Sounds like someone needs to watch the 'John Bonham on a grid' video.

    • @chrisistopher
      @chrisistopher 5 років тому +8

      @@m0j0b0ne drummers are one thing and John Bonham is another

    • @chrisistopher
      @chrisistopher 5 років тому +7

      @@X9523-z3v all musicians should at least be able to stay in time

  • @mattkaustickomments
    @mattkaustickomments 4 роки тому +29

    I know a guitarist that constantly hums while he plays. The problem is what he’s humming is not even in the same UNIVERSE as what he’s playing!

    • @garyreams8123
      @garyreams8123 3 роки тому +2

      The Glenn Gould of guitar players.

    • @loganmpe7559
      @loganmpe7559 3 роки тому +1

      I still can't play and sing at the same time!
      He hums a different tune all together?
      That hurts!

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 3 роки тому

      @@loganmpe7559 Yeah, tell me about it! He’s a friend of a friend and they asked me to jam with them - the guy was in his own world and would “solo” forever. As a favor I even did an open mic night with them once. ONCE! That’s all I could take. Lol.

  • @guitrr
    @guitrr 5 років тому +60

    1. Noodling between songs
    2. Ending every run on the root. Please, don’t be “that guy”.
    3. Using too much gain.

    • @freefalling120
      @freefalling120 5 років тому +2

      Kane Miller I play with a guy who hates not ending on the root. Every time we don’t he looks completely stressed! Lol!

    • @MrTimSeeker
      @MrTimSeeker 5 років тому +4

      The absolute REFUSAL to string 3-4 songs together. Play a song. Stop. Tune. D*ck around with delay settings. Oh, here's another one, "Testing 1, 2...Testing 1, 2, 3..."

    • @guitrr
      @guitrr 5 років тому +2

      @@MrTimSeeker Continuity of a show; excellent point, that drives me crazy when I'm in the audience, but it makes me insane when I'm onstage.

    • @Haxprocess
      @Haxprocess 5 років тому +3

      I've never understood the "ALL THE GAIN!!! METAL!!!" Thing. Once you go past 5, the gain level sounds the same to me...

    • @kilgoretrout3966
      @kilgoretrout3966 5 років тому

      noodling thru practice

  • @MrTimSeeker
    @MrTimSeeker 5 років тому +33

    Spending an extra $500-$1500 for a guitar to look like someone dropped it and dragged it off the back of a pickup truck for 5 miles. I never got it, and still don't. I've even seen videos of "craftsmen" giving away a few tricks; like gluing a rock to the end of a stick, holding the rock against the guitar, and whacking it with a hammer a few times.

    • @qwertyasdf66
      @qwertyasdf66 5 років тому +2

      It's the same with jeans.

    • @stevenlabrousse2275
      @stevenlabrousse2275 5 років тому +2

      Only time I considered it was when I picked up a Fender Roadworn Tele. Didn't care for the look necessarily, but the feel of that neck? Yeah, I can understand people beating up the neck finish a little bit.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 5 років тому +2

      I agree on the spending lots of money to make it look cheap thing. I CAN see relic-ing a guitar that is already beaten a bit and you don't really like it's boring stock look but it seems to inspire you to give it a different kind of worn-in look. If you're going for more of a punk vibe or something and you want it to look more like it has some miles but not just it was poorly cared for and dropped a couple times real bad around the house kind of miles, then I get it. Also when it plays great but it's just some god-awful color, I can understand wanting to change that but maybe not going to some expensive finish kind of solution.
      I just think there's nothing worse than having a guitar that looks really worn in but not being able to play well enough to appear as though you put all those miles on it. You can be good and have a pretty, shiny new guitar but not really the other way around, IMHO. I would be very embarrassed to play a guitar that looks too good for me. Like I need to be worthy of it, and if I can't play than my guitar better not suggest otherwise.

    • @kitekrazee
      @kitekrazee 5 років тому

      Higher price because it's like the artist's guitar. I've seen some used Ingwie Strats in GC. I guess they didn't like that scalloped fret board.

    • @coreys2686
      @coreys2686 5 років тому +1

      I paid C$350 in 2002 for a Squier P-J bass made in Indonesia that I'm told (by long-time gigging, work-a-day musicians) sounds just as good as a $1500 Fender.
      The price of the rig means nothing if the input is crap.

  • @jimmyd1626
    @jimmyd1626 5 років тому +88

    When you're trying to rehearse and band members can't stop playing in between songs. Cut that S@!t OUT!!!

    • @michaelquintana1178
      @michaelquintana1178 4 роки тому +1

      LOL

    • @foxstarproductions
      @foxstarproductions 4 роки тому +2

      Drives me up the fucking wall. Somebody just noodling endlessly between songs.

    • @tazbrinkerhoff1398
      @tazbrinkerhoff1398 4 роки тому +5

      That right there is the biggest pet peeve ever! Noodling is for home and fun, rehearsal is business!!!

    • @ArSaSixNine
      @ArSaSixNine 4 роки тому

      and to top it off. whatever the fuck they play is half assed attempts to play a certain song.
      Fucking drives me crazy, or they do the same thing over and over again

  • @eljison
    @eljison 4 роки тому +100

    People who have guitars "displayed" in their homes outside of their cases and never play them, just dust collectors.

    • @byrdmaan6171
      @byrdmaan6171 4 роки тому +9

      I always pick those ones up, give'em a quick tuning. Then I play them a bit. 😁

    • @MichaelAnderson-nh4gu
      @MichaelAnderson-nh4gu 4 роки тому +7

      I will pick up there guitar and say your guitar is out of tune and put it back. It’s like there waiting for someone to come over and tune it for them.

    • @Toutvids
      @Toutvids 3 роки тому +16

      Most people have one or two favorite guitars they play often. All the others hang there just in case you get the desire to play them. I love my guitars on the walls, much better than a stupid picture.

    • @davecollins3119
      @davecollins3119 3 роки тому

      Guilty

    • @davecollins3119
      @davecollins3119 3 роки тому

      But I had a stroke so it's a really difficult now

  • @petep
    @petep 5 років тому +11

    When Monster cable molded ends fail, all you need to do is cut the end off, strip off some insulation, and put normal connector on. No need to throw the whole cable out!

    • @Geezer-yf8hv
      @Geezer-yf8hv 3 роки тому

      Yeah, but extra frustrating, knowing you got screwed buying these “perfect” cables!

  • @1mlb704
    @1mlb704 5 років тому +62

    I guess my biggest pet peeve is the pompous, elitist attitude that so many guitarists have towards others.

    • @smogfood
      @smogfood 5 років тому +7

      That's gotta be mine too. In nearly any city you could throw a rock and hit 20 guitar players, and at least a quarter of them would be really good, so get off your pedestal and realize there's better players than you... everywhere.

    • @ragingchimera8021
      @ragingchimera8021 5 років тому +9

      Yep, with you there. I find this attitude very prevalent in the crowded "okay guitarist" demographic, most the real amazing players I know are cool guys.

    • @Reportageandart
      @Reportageandart 5 років тому +4

      Yep... why can't everyone just be cool and appreciate that we all have a love for music. Everyone is a different level. I work in the music industry and all the real pros are actually very nice and encourage others to play and learn music... not be a complete a** to everyone.

    • @classica1fungus
      @classica1fungus 5 років тому +3

      Skill level is so relative ya know? Like, im considered a really good guitarist to someone who doesn't play, but compared to Joe Satriani we all look like trash.

    • @skyblazeeterno
      @skyblazeeterno 5 років тому

      ouch....guitarists thinking for some reason their instrument is more "real" than a synthesizer for example

  • @michaelogden5958
    @michaelogden5958 5 років тому +33

    I was in a ridiculously low-budget band in the early 80s doing one night stands in dive bars. It was a ton of fun. Fortunately I was the drummer so my stuff pretty much always worked. However, the "electric" guys actually made most of the PA gear including the microphones. More than once the electric guys spent one or more breaks repairing something with a soldering iron - on stage.

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Рік тому

      The Bible is truth
      Please read at least Genesis Mathew and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. This is an extremely important spiritual milestone to get through in life. Much of what is important is never talked about in church. To fully understand the truth in Jesus Christ’s words you must put them into action in your own life. That means you’ve gotta at least heard them. You have to look yourself. Three books bare minimum, how could you say you seriously tried if you won’t read at least that much. It is important. God uses these three books as a secret reading requirement to see who’s serious. Please do not be one of the ones who get to their afterlife reviews without having passed this milestone. There’s a lot of grace to be had with just this one act. It shows a lot to God. That you’ve at least tried. It is important.
      Also, to be forgiven we must forgive. It’s another milestone that’s important. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. That’s what it’s all about, love. Everyone in life hurts people without wanting to, and the people who’ve loved you deserve forgiveness. Parents are actually important here. You have to genuinely look inside and forgive from the heart. For free, no apologies, bribes, etc. just mean it inside. It teaches your soul important lessons. It has to be done as an adult though. Above 20yo. Below 20 you don’t have enough understanding of the world and much more. Your real journey doesn’t even start until then. That’s when the real temptations of sin kick in. That’s why it’s so important to do the inner work Jesus Christ taught as an adult. It’s personal choice then. That’s when your faith is matured and it can be properly harvested. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness. It is all true.
      Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

  • @recoilrob4765
    @recoilrob4765 4 роки тому +44

    "If you can play, it doesn't matter what you play...
    If you can't play, it doesn't matter what you play."

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 3 роки тому +2

      I LOVE this lol

    • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
      @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 роки тому +2

      find something to play even if it's just one song just focus on that and it doesn't even matter if you're really that good at it practice does make perfect and then you can go beyond

  • @terrydactylspontaneous2596
    @terrydactylspontaneous2596 5 років тому +131

    Guitarists with loads of guitars, amps and pedals saying you don’t need loads of guitars, amps and pedals.

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому +2

      Oh shiiijat, Roasteeed
      (It's usually because someone gives them that or they have to get it, but I love your comment)

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому +1

      @Jeremy Boyd that also is a big factor

    • @derpimusmaximus8815
      @derpimusmaximus8815 5 років тому +10

      @@wolfsilver6304 A producer owning and operating a studio does need loads of guitars, amps and pedals, though, even if they'd only play a simple rig themselves.

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому

      @@derpimusmaximus8815 Indeed what I meant when I said "or they have to get it"

    • @stevesorrell9835
      @stevesorrell9835 5 років тому +1

      terrydactyl spontaneous
      "Need" is subjective 😹. It's an addiction!

  • @underwoodvoice9077
    @underwoodvoice9077 5 років тому +36

    Pet peeve: guitarists who can't play a song without spending five minutes tweaking pedal settings. Or who feel that every subdivision of every beat must be filled with some sort of guitar noise. Or who won't cooperate when I want to do either of those things.
    Also, everything Rick & company said.

    • @stuartpopp472
      @stuartpopp472 5 років тому

      Yeah, that's annoying. I play guitar, but I don't like pedals, only an overdrive

  • @rickthelearner5631
    @rickthelearner5631 5 років тому +48

    Rick, how about making a video about cheap instruments and making music?

  • @xy9394
    @xy9394 4 роки тому +14

    Hiram Bullock(R.I.P.) is the only guy I ever saw that had a right to be wireless...he would dance down the aisles, leave the venue, climb rafters, dance with audience members.....never saw anything like it....one of a kind and sorely missed.

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Рік тому

      The Bible is truth
      Please read at least Genesis Mathew and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. This is an extremely important spiritual milestone to get through in life. Much of what is important is never talked about in church. To fully understand the truth in Jesus Christ’s words you must put them into action in your own life. That means you’ve gotta at least heard them. You have to look yourself. Three books bare minimum, how could you say you seriously tried if you won’t read at least that much. It is important. God uses these three books as a secret reading requirement to see who’s serious. Please do not be one of the ones who get to their afterlife reviews without having passed this milestone. There’s a lot of grace to be had with just this one act. It shows a lot to God. That you’ve at least tried. It is important.
      Also, to be forgiven we must forgive. It’s another milestone that’s important. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. That’s what it’s all about, love. Everyone in life hurts people without wanting to, and the people who’ve loved you deserve forgiveness. Parents are actually important here. You have to genuinely look inside and forgive from the heart. For free, no apologies, bribes, etc. just mean it inside. It teaches your soul important lessons. It has to be done as an adult though. Above 20yo. Below 20 you don’t have enough understanding of the world and much more. Your real journey doesn’t even start until then. That’s when the real temptations of sin kick in. That’s why it’s so important to do the inner work Jesus Christ taught as an adult. It’s personal choice then. That’s when your faith is matured and it can be properly harvested. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness. It is all true.
      Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

  • @freeelectron8261
    @freeelectron8261 5 років тому +133

    I guess the little guitar tuners have replaced the headstock cigarette :)

    • @Araknis_Slade
      @Araknis_Slade 5 років тому +11

      Not in my reality they haven't.

    • @MisterBrain
      @MisterBrain 5 років тому +9

      Do those Fender Roadworn guitars have the "cigarette burn on headstock" feature?

    • @liammcclay7639
      @liammcclay7639 5 років тому +1

      MisterB no

  • @calamarideity
    @calamarideity 5 років тому +51

    Objectively awesome and great guitarists that figure, "Hey, I'm a great guitarist -- That means I'm also a great songwriter and singer."

    • @connormckee4431
      @connormckee4431 5 років тому +1

      I can’t believe you’d go after zakk wylde like that

    • @HeleneLogan
      @HeleneLogan 5 років тому

      @Justin Last That's a really great explanation, I think!

  • @andykenny5674
    @andykenny5674 5 років тому +25

    Mine is the guitarists who hang around in guitar shops (“mates” of the owner) who lean on the counter and smirk at anyone trying out the gear at the shop.
    We had a few of those shops round here at one point, and guess what? They’ve all gone out of business.

    • @andykenny5674
      @andykenny5674 5 років тому +6

      j freed ....and the success of any business is customer perception. Nothing worse than feeling intimidated by other musicians, especially when you’re looking to be inspired by a new instrument. A very famous bass player once said “get the best instrument you can afford, because nothing will crush your passion quicker than something that’s barely playable”.
      Why oh why do the owners of these places allow such damaging things to happen right under their noses? It’s totally beyond me.
      The best places have got private booths for customers to sit in peace and properly fall in love with the instrument and thrash to their heart’s content.

    • @andykenny5674
      @andykenny5674 5 років тому +4

      Luke Robinett ...dead right mate. My biggest thing about any guitar is whether it’s got music in it or not. I’m not interested in impressing anyone with my playing, just if I can come up with some half decent new stuff that makes me happy playing it. I’ve still got the Fender Tele that I played in a shop 30 years ago with those virtuosos laughing at me.

    • @Euthymia
      @Euthymia 5 років тому +7

      Oh do I ever detest that phenomenon. Nothing like it to get me to turn on my heel and leave the shop without buying anything. Although, true story: about 20 years ago I was in the San Francisco Guitar Center trying out a trem pedal with an indie rock guitarist friend who was looking to buy one. I dialed up a spot-on "How Soon Is Now" and one of the younger GC floorwalkers came trotting over to us with an astonished look on his face asking "dude, how are you getting that??" At first I wasn't sure if he was serious, but then I showed him, simple, just get the rate and depth right then time your strums, lift your pinky drop it back down, it's all in the timing, etc. He said he was grateful to hear someone playing something other than the same dozen Stevie Ray Vaughan or tired metal licks. "You're the first person I've heard play something COOL." One of my proudest moments as a guitar player, I'm actually kind of embarrassed to admit.....

    • @Zettel9016
      @Zettel9016 5 років тому +4

      Don't be embarassed. You were in the Flow; and in this state all things become magically right and true, even the exceptionally small things like this seemingly innocuous encounter that suddenly validated your existence as a musician/human being.

    • @robertbikers9502
      @robertbikers9502 5 років тому

      @@Euthymia I love that song.

  • @thytom8534
    @thytom8534 3 роки тому +11

    My old band opened for a bar gig with a band who hired a sound engineer. They brought in these massive amp stacks, serious gear, then soundchecked for 45 minutes straight, basically played their whole set. The sound engineer was doing his job just fine, he'd go over to their amps and turn them down because it was far too loud for the bar, you could see people visibly upset. 2 minutes later when the sound engineer wasn't looking, the guitarists would sneak up and turn it back up.
    I remember our band bringing nothing but guitars and just plugging into their gear, letting the sound engineer do everything he needed to. Once our set was finished, I had complete strangers walk up to me saying how we sounded awesome and that they hated the main band.

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Рік тому

      The Bible is truth
      Please read at least Genesis Mathew and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. This is an extremely important spiritual milestone to get through in life. Much of what is important is never talked about in church. To fully understand the truth in Jesus Christ’s words you must put them into action in your own life. That means you’ve gotta at least heard them. You have to look yourself. Three books bare minimum, how could you say you seriously tried if you won’t read at least that much. It is important. God uses these three books as a secret reading requirement to see who’s serious. Please do not be one of the ones who get to their afterlife reviews without having passed this milestone. There’s a lot of grace to be had with just this one act. It shows a lot to God. That you’ve at least tried. It is important.
      Also, to be forgiven we must forgive. It’s another milestone that’s important. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. That’s what it’s all about, love. Everyone in life hurts people without wanting to, and the people who’ve loved you deserve forgiveness. Parents are actually important here. You have to genuinely look inside and forgive from the heart. For free, no apologies, bribes, etc. just mean it inside. It teaches your soul important lessons. It has to be done as an adult though. Above 20yo. Below 20 you don’t have enough understanding of the world and much more. Your real journey doesn’t even start until then. That’s when the real temptations of sin kick in. That’s why it’s so important to do the inner work Jesus Christ taught as an adult. It’s personal choice then. That’s when your faith is matured and it can be properly harvested. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness. It is all true.
      Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

    • @doobledoo
      @doobledoo Рік тому

      Been in this exact scenario. I watched a guitarist have a melt down and walk off the stage, throwing his guitar, because the sound engineer told him to turn down his amp.
      The guys job is to make you sound good, why are you upset about it?

  • @dinosaurwizard
    @dinosaurwizard 5 років тому +69

    when people mess with your volume/tone settings without asking

    • @overdueresidue
      @overdueresidue 4 роки тому +15

      If it’s the knobs on a guitar get over it, if it’s the amp it’s a bit annoying but you should know how to set your tone anyway.

  • @sneakyimp
    @sneakyimp 5 років тому +62

    There's a certain irony about 3 guys talking about their numerous expensive guitars, casually swapping out pickups, and sitting in front of $30,000 worth of top-shelf, vintage amps while at the same time claiming "tone is in the hands." GTFOH.

    • @carnivalminds
      @carnivalminds 5 років тому +4

      sneakyimp haha. Gear heads who write shitty songs and think they can distract from that fact with playing fast. Paul McCartney can beat yo ass with an acoustic and voice and you’re sitting there with $50,000 worth of amps and a song no one cares about. Lolol

    • @stratdoc
      @stratdoc 5 років тому +3

      Inspiration that helps you get closer to that sound in your head can definitely come from a good amp, a freshly strung vintage guitar and a classic pedal. When your tone sucks no matter how great you play YOU hear the difference. A great player will sound good to you working around the tone. But their ear knows they could be better. Stevie Ray always sounded good but his ear was always seeking. So peeve all you want tone is that brilliant moment when you are lifted beyond your usual level by the the alignment of the tools you use and the feelings your trying to express.

    • @dennisneo1608
      @dennisneo1608 5 років тому +1

      @@stratdoc Mark Knopfler has THE tone.

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 років тому +5

      There's way more than 30k worth of gear in that room...

    • @mikebolan9176
      @mikebolan9176 5 років тому +4

      Put all 3 of them plus you and me on the same rig...don't touch a knob and we will all have different tone.

  • @TwangGuru
    @TwangGuru 5 років тому +19

    I don't run around on stage, but I'm an ardent defender of a good wireless system. Number one reason -- I'm decoupled from the house ground system. Anyone who has ever taken a shot from a poorly or improperly grounded club PA system will understand. I was actually knocked down by a ground issue at a concert venue in Kansas City -- never again!

    • @augustusbetucius1572
      @augustusbetucius1572 5 років тому +3

      I don't use a wireless, but that's an excellent point.

    • @j1thom
      @j1thom 4 роки тому

      Yup. Learned the hard way...

    • @JALNIN66
      @JALNIN66 4 роки тому

      Good point. I took a nasty shock to the mouth singing backups one time. It was like getting punched in the face. I blacked out momentarily. Right in the middle of a song. Ouch! I'm a bass player and the last time I tried a wireless I hated it because it cut out some low end. Maybe they've gotten better in the last 30 years and I should try again.

    • @j1thom
      @j1thom 4 роки тому +1

      @@JALNIN66 Many affordable digital systems out there. No companding. Perfect transmission of sound.

    • @superspit
      @superspit 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, the excuse for sound quality was never really an issue, unless you were using a potato. Groundloops, spurious signals, physical cable issues etc of corded setups are literally nonexistent with wireless. I use wireless in the studio. Partly because I can move away from the cabinet or other players and sit anywhere in the house and still monitor. I'm surprised not everyone is using wireless, for everything!

  • @mjklein
    @mjklein 3 роки тому +8

    I gave my Brian May guitar to a shop to change the frets. When I got the guitar back, I found that he had changed the radius. He said that the small radius was more for "strumming" rather than lead playing. A huge feature of the BMG is the small radius, so without asking me, he ruined the guitar.

    • @christianspringman6877
      @christianspringman6877 2 роки тому

      That is unforgivable. My god.

    • @DomDaBom420
      @DomDaBom420 2 роки тому

      @@christianspringman6877 my deepest condolonces

    • @deadheadcentral2514
      @deadheadcentral2514 2 роки тому +4

      I would have complained like hell, and would have tried to get him to replace it. You never do work that has not been agreed upon by the customer

  • @AJMjazz
    @AJMjazz 5 років тому +13

    Bass pet peeve. Bass players that scoop all of the mids out of their amp (because it sounded cool at home) and complain they still can't hear themselves with their 1200w amp cranked all the way up at the gig. If they only heard their favorite player's tracks solo'd, (as Rick often does on his WMTSG series) it's usually midrange heavy. Listen and learn.

    • @ekirenrut
      @ekirenrut 5 років тому +2

      Oh man. I hate, HATE scooped mids on a bass. Might as well crank the horn all the way up on your hartke cab so we get a nice brittle top end too.

    • @warrenmorphis4208
      @warrenmorphis4208 4 роки тому

      @@ekirenrut AMEN!!!!

  • @thomasandresen8373
    @thomasandresen8373 5 років тому +41

    "Hey, everybody. I'm Rigby Otto, I'm Brett Soul, Davon Righto." The magic of UA-cam translation.

    • @marcelroodt
      @marcelroodt 5 років тому +2

      Rick could easily go and play shows or start an alternate channel under the pseudonym Rigby Otto

    • @thomasandresen8373
      @thomasandresen8373 5 років тому +1

      @@marcelroodt Right, just what I was thinking. It could be a doctor Beato and mr. Otto kind of a thing.

  • @valuedhumanoid6574
    @valuedhumanoid6574 5 років тому +37

    The musician who:
    A. Plays too loud
    B. Plays too much
    C. Doesn't trim the excess strings on the headstock
    D. Cork sniffing gear snob who looks down on any rig that is less than top of the line
    E. Musicians who make up their own vocabulary and get irritated when you haven't a clue what they're saying.
    F. The myth perpetuator i.e. only 13 gauge strings will give you good tone
    G. Any adult who thinks they have perfect pitch *YOU DON"T*
    H. Equating the cost of gear to it's actual value and performance "The Automatic Gibson Hater" or "The Automatic Squire Hater"
    I. Anyone who doesn't realize Rick is one of the best musicians/teacher/producer on UA-cam and perhaps the earth.

    • @ljtuggle5067
      @ljtuggle5067 5 років тому

      00UncommonSense00 Hate that

    • @valvenator
      @valvenator 5 років тому +4

      @@ljtuggle5067 "Any adult who thinks they have perfect pitch YOU DON"T"
      I actually know one, and only one. It ain't me that's for sure.

    • @valuedhumanoid6574
      @valuedhumanoid6574 5 років тому +1

      @@valvenator Well, if that adult was brought up and ear/pitch trained like Rick's son Dylan, then yes, I can believe that. But if they had nothing and began their perfect pitch journey in their 20's, then probably not. But what do I know , right? There are freaks of nature everywhere. Maybe your friend is one.

    • @gm6490
      @gm6490 5 років тому

      Rick Beato says people like Dylon keep perfect pitch till their 50s or 60s, that it goes off a half step then, something in your hate mails gotta give

    • @misterawesome1743
      @misterawesome1743 5 років тому

      not a big fan of bass squires lol

  • @EthanC_09
    @EthanC_09 2 роки тому +3

    To me, and no hate towards you guys because you touched on this, my biggest pet peeve is guitar guys who bash other guitar guys for trying to emulate someone else’s rig. I think it’s pretty cool for someone who can afford it to put together EVH’s rig from VH1. Even though you’ll never sound just like him, it’s so cool to be able to afford to do it and to have the knowledge to do so. And also, you’ll never capture his tone, but you might stumble across your own along the way.

  • @eyeh8u1
    @eyeh8u1 5 років тому +126

    Guitarists that think they can play bass. I can always tell when a guitarist is playing bass vs an actual bass player.

    • @SirWinstonBeech
      @SirWinstonBeech 5 років тому +5

      I am trying to do both but when I have a guitar I probably sound like a lousy bass player trying to play guitar. I don't think my bass playing could ever be construed as a guitar guy. In the band I play bass, in lessons and practice I work on guitar.

    • @wangbar1
      @wangbar1 5 років тому +37

      I’d rather have a guitarist play bass than no bass at all.

    • @barneycarparts
      @barneycarparts 5 років тому +18

      @@wangbar1 Seems to me: Jazz bass players try to appeal to the emotional side of the tipsy sweet ladies. Drummers appeal to the Jazzercise Alpha Women who wanna Fk like a jack hammer. Lead guitarists attract the fickle attorneys, and the glossy blonds with no brains. Rythem guitarists seem to attract librarians accountants, and Mushroom stoned hippies. But, I digress.... sigh..... I play bass, rythem and Lead and some drums. So I have 14 chiren all named Ray Charles. ... jus kiddin... :)

    • @galaxy7nails613
      @galaxy7nails613 5 років тому +1

      No you can't lol

    • @GooglelyTube
      @GooglelyTube 5 років тому +2

      Like Paul McCartney. Obvious to tell he is a guitarist playing bass.

  • @bootleggerrosey
    @bootleggerrosey 5 років тому +48

    #1. Putting the guitar down in funky ways and obscure places other than a guitar stand.
    #2. Playing everything in E pentatonic minor.

    • @VBshredder
      @VBshredder 5 років тому +3

      I never do #2, I always throw in a flat 5th somewhere in there :-)

    • @zachary4670
      @zachary4670 5 років тому

      Lol when I was 14 I went to a concert and my buddy and I spent the whole time freaking out about how the guitarist had put his second guitar down. And then he never used it!!!

    • @fredrkane8481
      @fredrkane8481 5 років тому +1

      E minor blues scale is OK though. Don't judge me!

    • @VBshredder
      @VBshredder 5 років тому

      @@fredrkane8481 haha amen!

    • @morricane5087
      @morricane5087 5 років тому

      #2 is a thing I only know from bass players (okay, one bass player :D )

  • @mattball7341
    @mattball7341 5 років тому +72

    Funniest thing I had ever seen was running an E drum mesh kit with a Plexi Shield around it.. I literally LMAO

    • @groovydjs
      @groovydjs 5 років тому

      Maybe he needs those sounds for his gig but still wants 118db of sound blasting at both sides of him. I can totally relate to his situation.

  • @ramirofrancois2157
    @ramirofrancois2157 4 роки тому +15

    Use .012 strings because Stevie Ray Vaughan used them.

    • @Bless_darealone
      @Bless_darealone 3 роки тому +2

      False information

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 3 роки тому +1

      Not true, SRV used .010 for four strings and .012 for the lower two. SRV always had a nice, rich tone on the lower scale but then his higher scales were, IMO, thin.

  • @linoleum1979
    @linoleum1979 5 років тому +21

    People that play their guitar w dirty hands. And people who don't clean their guitar for the pictures they took of it when they list it for sale. I presume it's the same guilty party for both offenses.

  • @chipkirk6603
    @chipkirk6603 5 років тому +91

    I can't stand relic'd guitars if they're worn from use that's cool but not to buy a brand new guitar

    • @000MidnightSun
      @000MidnightSun 5 років тому +13

      You don't want to pay $3000 for a guitar that looks like it was dragged through a field??

    • @f15H8ul8
      @f15H8ul8 5 років тому +1

      for real

    • @AlanW
      @AlanW 5 років тому +14

      Listing a used 'heavy relic'd' guitar - Mint condition.

    • @christschin3708
      @christschin3708 5 років тому +2

      I just don’t see the point?
      Use and make the guitar wear individual to you.

    • @hughjarrse
      @hughjarrse 5 років тому +1

      @@000MidnightSun there was a time when faded battered threadbare Levi's cost 10 times the price of a crisp new pair, it's just fashion nothing wrong with it distressed furniture is another area each to their own.
      The VOS Gibson's have a strange quality, the finish is dulled down to suggest age but guitarists sleeves where buffing it up again making it look newer each time it was played 🤯

  • @JB-xo8sr
    @JB-xo8sr 5 років тому +164

    Guitarists who don't wash their hands before playing my guitars.

    • @benjamingrezik373
      @benjamingrezik373 5 років тому +11

      smega adds tone brutha

    • @phillippaul1821
      @phillippaul1821 5 років тому +4

      Worse yet... they don't take off their belts. If i want to scratch up the back of my axes playing with a rock star belt on, that's one thing. But you better take yours off or I will snatch my guitar right back outta your hands.

    • @hauntingthegrave
      @hauntingthegrave 5 років тому +2

      I've prohibited my friend from playing mine because his hands are disgustingly greaasy

    • @dostacos1
      @dostacos1 5 років тому +4

      It’s not a baby, afraid it’s gonna catch a cold?

    • @hudsonja
      @hudsonja 4 роки тому +8

      @@dostacos1 not sure if you're being facetious or not, but the built-up oils on your hands can wreak havoc on strings and cause early deterioration and it leaves gunk on the fretboard

  • @ShutterSnapped
    @ShutterSnapped 4 роки тому +7

    I have never taken a music theory course or play any instrument yet I enjoy watching pretty much every Rick Beato video.

    • @CavyWheek
      @CavyWheek Рік тому

      He is an entertaining guy. It reminds me of the writer John McPhee, who wrote articles for New Yorker and also wrote books. The guy could write about anything and I was riveted. He wrote an article about tire recycling once and I couldn’t tear myself away from it. Sometimes it’s the person and how they tell a story that is interesting and entertaining.

  • @thomasmcgill6918
    @thomasmcgill6918 5 років тому +19

    I love when all of you guys are together. So fun and funny. Love it.

  • @W1NGXER0
    @W1NGXER0 5 років тому +176

    Noodling between every song.

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому +1

      Yes, I hate that
      But I will make an exception for Raining Blood, I never get tired of hearing it

    • @aw8079
      @aw8079 5 років тому +15

      Every time I call a song w/ this one guy, he starts playing (practicing?) it. Then he stops. And we start for real. ALWAYS. Fuck, I've taken to "joking" w/ him to "not give it away". Does he think no one can hear him? The amp is on & up. Makes me crazy. Such an amateur move from a good player.

    • @daveduffy2823
      @daveduffy2823 5 років тому +2

      Maybe they’re pretending their playing jazz.

    • @wolfsilver6304
      @wolfsilver6304 5 років тому +2

      @@daveduffy2823 they're*

    • @randysmith7682
      @randysmith7682 5 років тому +6

      Totally agree and would have to add 'noodling during songs.' I'm guilty of this, trying to fill every conceivable gap with guitar licks. It's a disease.

  • @rappy007
    @rappy007 5 років тому +95

    Bandmates that tune by ear and their band has a keyboard player.

    • @Hamshrocks
      @Hamshrocks 5 років тому

      James Rapacon 😁

    • @NoizyInSeattle
      @NoizyInSeattle 5 років тому

      Hell yes!

    • @kitemanmusic
      @kitemanmusic 4 роки тому +1

      Buy them a tuner for a birthday present.

    • @charlesbranch4120
      @charlesbranch4120 4 роки тому +4

      OK, y'all talked me into adding a pitchpipe to my kit that I could throw at that guy.

    • @HabAnagarek
      @HabAnagarek 3 роки тому

      Oh MY GOD.

  • @steevyboy1
    @steevyboy1 3 роки тому +5

    This popped up on my FB memories penned by Bill Bruford today. Maybe it explains why Allan went through so mane changes of equipment. "Allan wasn't easy, but if it was easy it wouldn't have been Allan. Like all creative musicians he was restless and relentless in pursuit of 'the perfect sound', the one that he couldn't get out of his head, the one that would never leave him alone,."

  • @chrisscott6961
    @chrisscott6961 5 років тому +19

    Playing riffs in between songs of songs the band doesn't know and the crowd starts screaming for it......

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 5 років тому +2

      Chris Scott I Hate That!

  • @bayareablues2255
    @bayareablues2255 5 років тому +160

    This kind of reminds me of the old guys in the balcony on the Muppets! ;-)

    • @grumpyolman7670
      @grumpyolman7670 5 років тому +8

      Huh?! What?! Take a bath, ya Hippie!

    • @hamiltonmays4256
      @hamiltonmays4256 5 років тому +3

      BayAreaBlues Good old Statler and Waldorf (not sure which is which)

    • @SciFiArtman
      @SciFiArtman 5 років тому

      Discussing 40 year old headaches, like they just discovered them! Get on the train, kids!

    • @JetPackDino
      @JetPackDino 3 роки тому +2

      Beato would actually make a pretty good Sam the Eagle.

  • @jts400hp
    @jts400hp 5 років тому +40

    Guitarist who never practice with a metronome or to recorded music thinking they have "good time"

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 5 років тому +5

      Jeff Smith Any musician who doesn’t practice with a metronome or click or solid beat box.......

    • @frankenspecies
      @frankenspecies 4 роки тому +1

      I always felt that people who had to learn rhythm or meter by using a metronome were mongoloids with no innate rhythm.
      On the other hand, I have seen guys finally develop timing after using clicks, etc, so they're not useless (the musicians or the devices) after all. I just never had to do that and have always had excellent rhythm (and people have always told me that, so it's not my subjective opinion).
      I must be awesome or something.

    • @fusionx4101
      @fusionx4101 4 роки тому

      *Our Bands Guitarist

  • @sgsoundvisuals
    @sgsoundvisuals 3 роки тому +8

    I'm so guilty of the first one; I've had that silly tuner on the head stock and , the capo , and flowers , doobies and the occasional female garment. But I can change... This is currently my favorite channel . Thank you for all the amazing content !

  • @TheSpoonwood
    @TheSpoonwood 5 років тому +75

    " 300 foot Ego ramp" haha

    • @aixpert291
      @aixpert291 5 років тому +3

      SpoonWood Gennaro /laughs in angus young

    • @bntsearls
      @bntsearls 4 роки тому +1

      Axle Rose, requires one for every show, then doesn't show up. Go figure

  • @thegood9
    @thegood9 5 років тому +64

    #1 Bragging about their gear like their's is the ONLY way to play guitar, lol.

    • @jonathantom8425
      @jonathantom8425 5 років тому +2

      Jason Lee yes my first act 3/4 scale guitar is the only way I can play guitar

    • @darwinsaye
      @darwinsaye 5 років тому +5

      Classic rock guys are the worst for that. Gotta have a Les Paul and a Marshall with a tubescreamer and the mids cranked. And don't you dare have any discernible bass in the tone or the "guitar's all about the mids" police will rage at you, lol

    • @thegood9
      @thegood9 5 років тому +1

      @@darwinsaye well, being a "classic rock" (and indie) guy, I can truly say I've seen it at all genres of music, from jazz to classical (probably the worst, honestly) to alt rock to classic rock to pop, etc...

    • @darwinsaye
      @darwinsaye 5 років тому +1

      @@thegood9 Yeah, no doubt it occurs in all the genres with people who only play one type of music, but in the comments for gear videos I mostly see the cranked Les Paul/ Marshall guys pushing the idea that there's only one good guitar sound. I personally play many genres of music and enjoy all kinds of guitar and amp tones, so it drives me a little nuts that so many guitarists can be very narrow minded. :)

  • @diddlytube
    @diddlytube 5 років тому +21

    Here's a "gold sounds better" cautionary tale. My company used to make 2 versions of a printed circuit board for a client. As background, nearly 100% of all PCBs are built by printing an image of the circuit onto a sheet of copper that's bonded to a fiberglass insulation layer, then etching away the part of the copper that is not needed for the circuit. This was no exception. For one version, we'd etch it, then put the green protective epoxy solder mask over the whole copper circuit except the solder pads, then we'd put the metal finish onto the pads to make them solderable, so they'd accept components. That was the basic version, Version 1. For the "deluxe" version, after etching we'd coat the copper circuit with ENIG (a micro-thin, soft chemical gold over nickel) before applying a black epoxy solder mask over all of the gold except the pads. Call that Version 2. Our customer would sell Version 2 to self-appointed audiophiles for 7x the cost of the standard version, on the grounds that "gold sounds better." But the circuitry that was actually carrying the signal was the same on both versions -- .0028"-thick copper. The gold coating was only .000001"-.000002" thick, and wasn't doing squat, electrically or sonically. Admittedly, the black version coated with the non-functional gold did LOOK pretty sweet, but it was functionally identical. And since the board could not even be seen once it was installed, the only benefit to the "audiophile" was the joy of unboxing such a visually handsome object, and fantasizing about the "enhanced frequency response" and "superior sonic detail" that the premium gold circuitry would deliver. The benefit to the seller was that he could charge 7x to deluded elitists, despite having only paid my company only about a 10% premium for applying that shiny non-functional gold coating to half of the same lot of PCBs.

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha 5 років тому

      Wow. That is nothing short of impressive. Just shows we're all suggestible idiots

    • @SirWinstonBeech
      @SirWinstonBeech 5 років тому +2

      I saw an HDMI cable at Best Buy a couple weeks ago for $499. That is not a decimal point error. Four hundred and ninety nine dollars. It was only 3 feet! The sick thing is someone will probably shoplift it and get prosecuted for grand theft.....

    • @perwestermark8920
      @perwestermark8920 5 років тому +1

      @@SirWinstonBeech But it's important with a gold-plated HDMI cable. How else will the digital sound understand that it should continue to be digital and not accidentally become analog and introduce 50/60Hz humm etc? The local audio store wanted to sell me a 2000 SEK (around 200 USD) optical cable with gold-plated connectors between my DVD player and amp to make sure the photons got something nice to look at before they jumped into the opto-fibre.

  • @sandersonstunes
    @sandersonstunes 4 роки тому +22

    My guitarist never buys his own batteries. "Hey, do you have a 9V for my active pickups? Hey I need some AAs for my in ears."

    • @samzuvich4445
      @samzuvich4445 4 роки тому +3

      and his wife is always complaining becouse he steels hers

    • @calcio777
      @calcio777 4 роки тому

      @@samzuvich4445 😂

    • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
      @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 роки тому

      am I not be that great of a guitarist if he can't even afford his own batteries

    • @davidmacleod9313
      @davidmacleod9313 3 роки тому

      Hey…I know that guy. Mooch. “Can I check that out?” When you eating food. Never has coins for laundry. Nickel and dime you constantly. Lol

    • @IrLosin
      @IrLosin 3 роки тому

      @@samzuvich4445 Oof going on the road AND stealing her batteries? He might find a surprise in his bed when he comes home :P

  • @satansrobotho
    @satansrobotho 5 років тому +52

    Video pet peeve: when Editor typed "peeve's" in the intro with a possessive apostrophe rather than just adding s to pluralize :D

    • @IamNemoN01
      @IamNemoN01 5 років тому +4

      satansrobotho Haha, joke’s on you. Mr. Peeve is the camera man. 😎

    • @petercadieux783
      @petercadieux783 5 років тому +1

      Yes! Thank you.

    • @ToddtheExploder
      @ToddtheExploder 5 років тому +1

      satansrobotho Yup. Also, misspelled words and poor or no punctuation.

    • @OhNoNotFrank
      @OhNoNotFrank 5 років тому

      As this is not my native tongue, should I have used apostrophe after his last name here?:
      Angus Youngs marathon runs...
      Just curious and find different answers online.

    • @hammerpocket
      @hammerpocket 5 років тому +1

      @@OhNoNotFrank yes

  • @handsomerube
    @handsomerube 5 років тому +46

    Guitarists who stare at you after playing a run expecting a reaction. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @SciFiArtman
      @SciFiArtman 5 років тому

      HAHAHA! Absolutely! Especially sad when the whole band is made up of smoking players! Yes, we know!

    • @valvenator
      @valvenator 5 років тому

      Ha! I recently watched a YES concert video where Steve Howe would do that constantly after each of his 'cool licks' like it was something spectacular that everyone should be amazed at even though he pulled off that same lick about 150 times during the past year.

  • @cashmoney7660
    @cashmoney7660 5 років тому +30

    Most annoying thing about my guitarist buddies are they can’t hold down a decent job, they’re complete slobs, can’t seem to stay with a woman, and they’re always broke.

    • @ginopini8503
      @ginopini8503 5 років тому +10

      For sure ,what do you call a guitar player with no girlfriend........Homeless

    • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
      @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 5 років тому

      thats whats called normal

    • @cashmoney7660
      @cashmoney7660 5 років тому

      Troy Walker The Progressive Proletarian Ha ha ha you must be a guitarist!

    • @leer.9641
      @leer.9641 4 роки тому

      But can they play?

  • @Breakbeats92.5
    @Breakbeats92.5 4 роки тому +10

    They play you four riffs and say, "choose the one you like best for the bridge of the song, whatever you guys like, we'll go with that." "We like the 4th riff you played," we say to the guitarist. To which he replies, "well, I kind like the 2nd one, if I invert the chords I think we got something." And were like, "well if you like that one why did you even bother telling us that your gonna go with the one we like!!!!!! AAAAARRRRHHH!

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 Рік тому

      The Bible is truth
      Please read at least Genesis Mathew and one book of the Bible you chose yourself. This is an extremely important spiritual milestone to get through in life. Much of what is important is never talked about in church. To fully understand the truth in Jesus Christ’s words you must put them into action in your own life. That means you’ve gotta at least heard them. You have to look yourself. Three books bare minimum, how could you say you seriously tried if you won’t read at least that much. It is important. God uses these three books as a secret reading requirement to see who’s serious. Please do not be one of the ones who get to their afterlife reviews without having passed this milestone. There’s a lot of grace to be had with just this one act. It shows a lot to God. That you’ve at least tried. It is important.
      Also, to be forgiven we must forgive. It’s another milestone that’s important. If there’s love in your heart you forgive. That’s what it’s all about, love. Everyone in life hurts people without wanting to, and the people who’ve loved you deserve forgiveness. Parents are actually important here. You have to genuinely look inside and forgive from the heart. For free, no apologies, bribes, etc. just mean it inside. It teaches your soul important lessons. It has to be done as an adult though. Above 20yo. Below 20 you don’t have enough understanding of the world and much more. Your real journey doesn’t even start until then. That’s when the real temptations of sin kick in. That’s why it’s so important to do the inner work Jesus Christ taught as an adult. It’s personal choice then. That’s when your faith is matured and it can be properly harvested. Please trust me. Break down before Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness. It is all true.
      Jesus Christ is the way truth and life.

  • @loontil
    @loontil 5 років тому +44

    being competitive, and thinking there is some universal calibration of being "good', when some people who know nothing, or even some moderately talented indie player can have more feel and emotion that some bottom lip-biting fretwanker

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 3 роки тому +2

      Oh the irony .... lol

  • @alfvq
    @alfvq 4 роки тому +71

    Actually I have a friend (who happens to be a lawyer) who just bought a rare Les Paul Custom. He can't do power chords.

    • @danieldesoto6787
      @danieldesoto6787 4 роки тому +4

      Wow that's like the easiest chord on the guitar. Maybe he should sell it to me for a good price lol

    • @drcks
      @drcks 3 роки тому

      well lawyers do make a ton

    • @OgamiItto70
      @OgamiItto70 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds like the perfect "alternative" player. Tune it to drop D for him so he can play lots of Bush and Lifehouse.

    • @eddierocksteady
      @eddierocksteady 3 роки тому +1

      Ridiculous

    • @souljatruce1151
      @souljatruce1151 3 роки тому

      @@OgamiItto70 power chords honey

  • @JeannieSargent
    @JeannieSargent 4 роки тому +18

    Pet peeves: guitar players that look like they are having muscle spasms because they can't play anything without constant vibrato (and it's usually bad vibrato), clank from either too light strings / picking too hard or some combination therein, and last but not least - bad time.

    • @musicmanxii
      @musicmanxii 3 роки тому +1

      I forgot about that awful clanking, been a while since I've heard it 🤢

  • @nevarmaor
    @nevarmaor 4 роки тому +8

    Guitar players who "retune" my guitar when they borrow it to play a song after I just tuned it. I was going to say 'guitarists' but they're not,

  • @spivvo
    @spivvo 5 років тому +37

    Never mind guitarists... singers that walk on your cables and pissed audience members that get up on stage....

    • @MrFrankvomit
      @MrFrankvomit 5 років тому +2

      I actually encourage people to come up sing in the mic ect as long as I'm able to give the audience an exciting performance all is good. I has an old singer that used to stand on my cables on purpose so I couldn't move around cause he thought it was funny.

    • @glynnsmith4560
      @glynnsmith4560 5 років тому

      pissed up audience members who land badly in an attempt to play on your conscience..

    • @SirWinstonBeech
      @SirWinstonBeech 5 років тому +2

      Singer that doesn't practice with the band, ever, and at the gig jumps in 8 bars early derailing a 15 piece horn and rhythm section.

    • @supernoobsmith5718
      @supernoobsmith5718 5 років тому

      OMG yes, except it's always the bassist with me. That's MY main reason for considering wireless.

  • @MichaelCahenMusic
    @MichaelCahenMusic 5 років тому +34

    Those plastic pick holders that stick on the body of the guitar... Yuk!

    • @wesleyAlan9179
      @wesleyAlan9179 5 років тому

      Yeah,I cant stand those

    • @supernoobsmith5718
      @supernoobsmith5718 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, I dunno what's up with that. I keep extra in my pocket, on my board and on my amp.

    • @karatenfriendship
      @karatenfriendship 5 років тому +2

      I love my microphone stand pick holder. Best for my sweaty hands dropping picks

    • @maxonlamb8063
      @maxonlamb8063 5 років тому +1

      ...and the ones on mike stands....if you drop picks learn to play with yur fingers....you will never turn back !!!

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 5 років тому +1

      I like those. I stick them to the back of my headstock so no one in the audience sees them.

  • @curbmassa
    @curbmassa 5 років тому +38

    "Asking about the strings and picks I use is like asking a writer what brand of typewriter he uses. The guitar is nothing more than a typewriter" - Howard Roberts

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 3 роки тому

      Thats a HORRIBLE analogy... The guitar is a color on a palette. The amp is another color. The strings and picks are a more minor color, but a color none-the-less. The paint brush is all the settings, signal path, speakers and cables. We can have all of those; but at the end of the day; the difference is going to be how the paint is brushed on the canvas. Cant duplicate that part... I can basically guarantee you that Howard used a specific set of strings and used a specific set of picks.

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 3 роки тому

      oh look...
      ". Mitch Holder, currently a professional guitarist in Los Angeles and who studied with Howard Roberts, supplied the following gauges from his records: .016, .018, .028, .038, .048, .058. Further details from Mitch indicate that these were Gibson Mona Steel, Set No. 240"
      "Thanks to Patty Roberts I recently acquired some guitar picks from Howard Roberts' personal collection. Here is a picture of the back of the pick. It is a heavy pick, at least heavier than I was used to using. The gauge is 1mm and it gives a nice tone."
      Hmm. Quite.

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 3 роки тому

      @@JgHaverty I hope your day is going well.

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty 3 роки тому

      @@curbmassa A fine thursday. Same to you.

    • @curbmassa
      @curbmassa 3 роки тому +1

      @@JgHaverty Thanks. I lost my pick and broke a D string so it's been a bit of a struggle.

  • @frooke2
    @frooke2 4 роки тому +89

    My pet peeve is when I get sucked into watching a video like this instead of playing my guitar.

    • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
      @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @fayser1
      @fayser1 3 роки тому +1

      ha ha

    • @ST-jy9eg
      @ST-jy9eg 2 роки тому +1

      These videos are what i watch while i play my guitars lol. Drives my wife crazy.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 Рік тому

      @@ST-jy9eg hApPy wIfE haPpY LiFe aMiRiTe

    • @kkjj4508
      @kkjj4508 Рік тому

      Get in the spirit MAN....., ☺️