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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
L.A. CA 90033
Follow me!
@tweetsauce on twitter
@electricpants on instagram
**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3 - Розваги
Doctor: Hello. You have 3 weeks to live Jack.
Jack: Ten of hearts.
😂
that's both funny and sad :( :D
Or else he will be fired
pausebeforeviewtube dark humor
Wow. That's completely accurate
Michael: Let’s just go and find Jack....
Hannah: 🔪
Typical hannah
_help him they're trapped_
_and i just finished playing DDLC too..._
@@ff3c74 Yuri be like
@@3ckitani that's my line
Michael: Hey VSauce, Michael here.
Me: 5 of hearts
Luka Jebisashvili 6 of hearts
@@jplveiga Depends on whether you take vsauce or michael for his name
@@2xmc757 and Michael did specify proper name so it should be the Michael one.
@@austinbryan6759 He also said any proper name, so...
Also this sentence probably ends with an exclamation mark.
Lawyer: Hi, jack, we have your divorce papers.
Jack: 2 of hearts
Epic, I left 200th like.
Epic, I left 506th like.
Epic I left 542th like.
Epic, I left 550th like
Epic, I left 582nd like.
So when you say “hey VSauce, Michael here.” You’ve really been telling us that it’s a 5 of hearts?
Tyler Nichols underrated comment
he has five hearts pumping in that overactively omniscient body of his
It's ! Not .
Damm, that is a progamer move
This should have way more likes
I believe this channel is just elaborate vsauce shitposting
Spitposting*
@@darkmatter69420 exactly. this is a family show. remember that, ding-dongers!
Ex-squeeze me?
But I do respect these guys' intellect
Sh!tposting
Michael is being held hostage by Hannah. Blink twice if it’s true, Michael.
Ace of Hearts
He can't, he never blinks
Hannah was holding jake hostage. He got away but not before Hannah could cut off his e with her knife and got Michael. So now jack is hiding in the bathroom using marked cards to communicate with Michael.
0_0 -_- 0_0 -_-
@@buubaku Blink once
An elaborate setup of mirrors from the bathroom to the studio would be more impressive
386 likes and no reply’s? wtf 🤣
425 likes and 2 replies? wtf 🤣
433 likes and 3 replies wtf? 🤣
443 likes and 4 replies?! Wtf 😆😉😳
I have decided to break this trend because I have no idea what the hell these people are trying to do.
When Michael found out that he had become a meme, he had two choices: fight it, or embrace it.
And boy, did he embrace it.
Or it has corrupted him
He has not embraced the meme, the meme has embraced him.
@@combine8269 He's Russian?
@@taleeftamsal1024 hes not russian, hes taking his time
He isn’t a meme
Hannah:*is dragging a body bag out of the studio
Michael: "there's Hannah"
but she wasnt dragging body
mincegaming350&minecraft But you don’t understand humor
Jeremiah that is disgusting humor then
@@edvinisgaming3509 learn to take a joke.
Edit: mispell.
@@edvinisgaming3509 "I don't understand"
"That was a joke"
"The joke must be dumb, I certainly am not the problem"
“Hannah, give me your friend.” *hands Michael a kitchen knife*
Hand over the friend hannah!
I'm for sure friends with my kitchen knives. It's dangerous to go in there otherwise
It's for him to use to circumcise her!
Jonah S
Seek help
"Maybe he's in the refrigerator? Oh no, of course he wouldn't be. That would not be safe."
Maybe he is in the trashcan?
@@Polylep probably in testing room b, not sure tho
Hannah: *is holding a knife and being suspicious*
Michale: There’s Hannah
Hannah: 👁👄👁🔪
💁🏼♀️🔪
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed
hannah is someone you always need to keep an eye on
Mic (in) hale
Yuno Gasai kin
It feels like the bigger Michael's beard gets, the weirder he becomes.
Cringalicious when it reaches Santa Claus lengths he will actually start going down chimneys.
But that's how all beards work 😄
Michael's beard will continue to grow until he uploads on the main channel. D!NG Michael and Vsauce Michael are in an eternal battle of the beards.
Cringalicious why would someone’s beard dictate their mental state?
Tru
I'd be more concerned about Hannah walking aimlessly around with a butcher knife.
Micheal: Whatcha doing today Hannah?
Hannah: Whatever the voices tell me.
Micheal: Alrighty then.
Ready? jack, it’s time to guess the card.
This is Hannah, jack had an... accident
Okay then
@@Adam-xf6sq how could he have had an accident he was on the pooper 🚽
You spelled his name wrong
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ I'm so glad you're around to let me know. lol Yeah I know my spelling is horrendous.
It's more concerning the knife is her friend
Jack: *Gets out of bathroom*
Michael: "You're fired."
Jack: "Ace of hearts"
Other people: *Make a cut to avoid unnecessary parts in the video*
Michael: *Talks about the psychic energy between him and his friend in the bathroom*
*Testing Room A
It's fun to imagine other youtubers doing the same. 3blue1brown: "Ah yes, I can feel the psychic energy of this derivative. It's moving through me.. wispering to me... that the answer is 2e+π²!"
*and hannah who's worshiping a butcher knife*
@@nolanwestrich2602 I'm trying to imagine a situation where the solution to a definite derivative or integral could be 2e + pi^2. Outside of some trivial cases -- like what's the first derivative of (2e + pi^2)x -- I can't actually think of anything yet.
@@quinn7894Its her friend, excuse you
1:39
*"K. There's Hannah"* 🔪
( _casually holding a large knife_ )
*normal, totally normal.* 🔪
I think she turned into Chara.
Right there like
Not planning murder
There must be a rival for her senpai around...
I think it's really cool that you watched the video and noticed that and then shared it.
Hannnah, Give me your friend.
Michael: jack is honestly only in there with his phone.
Also Michael: jack has a cheat sheet to translate our code.
Maybe rhe cheat aheet ia in hia phone 👀
zerg terran yeah, maybe rhe cheat aheet really is in hia mobile phone
it's really irrelevant cuz it can easily be memorized
@@zergterran7409 Beat me to it
@@zergterran7409 How do you have 4 typos in an 8 word sentence?
I love the sub-plot of Hannah being crazy and possibly murderous
Uh
17:16 *Michael throws down and EIGHT of spades*
Michael: BOOM! ACE of Spades!
*EVERY*
*TIME*
*IT'S THE ACE OF SPADES!*
*THE ACE OF SPADES!*
its the only one he needs
It sounds like he realized as he was saying it.
_"Aceghts of spades"_
'EVERYTIME'
I hope Jack is conditioned now:
"Hey Jack, have you finished *work task*?"
"5 of spades!"
"No, we are done with this video Jack!"
"Ace of Diamonds, I'd say"
"Okay Jack, you can stop"
"Ace again, but this time Ace of Clubs"
"I hope you're still in that bathroom.."
"I don't know, I feel like somethings missing..."
hahhhaahaa!
"Hello, Jack? Your wife called me in the middle of the night because you haven't been at home yet and she is worried! Where are you?"
"8 of spades!"
Jacks wife: "Hello? Jack? the police are here asking me when/where I last saw you. Just come home were worried about you!"
Jack:"Jack of diamonds!"
Jacks wife: "Michael here. NO! Queen of diamonds jack! You're fired!"
Jack: "Ace of Diamonds"
Ace of Heaarts (yes that extra a was intentional)
17:16 "The ace of spades! Every time" *shows the 8 of spades*
Maybe he didn't remember it was the 8 and not the ace in initial position 40 or something.
Vsause : I forgot my password to Vsauce !
Also Vsauce : O R D I D I ?
Ace of diamonds
That's the password
What is a password
Jack: My dad speed walks
Michael: He might not be your real dad
Miguel Angel 3:04
Sick burn. Although I guess it's just text filler to not show anything they've written in the past.. in the video.
It’s all special effects or robots or mirrors. There’s no way.
Matrix29bear (correct that to faux pa and your pun is totally amazing)
Or is he?????
17:15
"ACE OF SPADES"
I also love how he was so confident when he said it.
I didn't realize he said ace of spades instead of eight of spades
wait he said ace of spades? I just heard 8 of spades and went along with it
yup he said ace of spades, however 8 and ace is similar enough that just the visual of the 8 throw you off and think he said 8.
I heard that too and I immediately went to comments to see if anyone else noticed it lmao.
"EVERY, TIME!"
Hannah is holding a knife in the dark with a murderous face
Michel:oh hey hannah
this is normal
"You can feel the psychic energy between me, jack, the phone, and Hannah a little bit"
Nah I think Hannah's just psycho 🔪
@@avw5kt no, psycho is a psychopath, a person who has a tendency to love and do violence, its a sort of disease. The thing you are talking about is something all different tho, what ur talking about is phycic, magicians i think
@@zaytaz9331🤓☝️
17:16
*flips over 8 of spades*
“ACE OF SPADES!”
eight is pronounced similarly to ace
*_IF YOU WANNA GAMBLE, I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT'S DONE, YOU WIN SOME , LOSE SOME, IT'S ALL A GAME TO ME.._*
Like having sex with someone who can’t speak is it consent or is it not ItS A gAmBLe
@@qmelon4263 but admittedly if you where just to ungag her she could probably talk fine
@@darrenmikes turn on subtitles. It's Ace.
14:17 Rare sight of Michael letting out his dark side.
Why no comments
"He might've gone back to work... which is NOT acceptable!"
Lol
Rare?
Sounds like tourette syndrome lol
My heart broke the moment Michael sent that message without fixing the lack of an apostrophe. Never meet your heroes indeed.
Jack i want to play a game, i've locked you in this toilet and now, pick a card
Yeah he definitely forgot his vsauce channel password....
Mindfield hijacked Vsauce
Lol
Michael kilby That doesn’t sound true
@@thinkingemoji5924 We have no evidence if its true or not lol so maybe true maybe not
CheatsOn
Not related to anything but. Your profile pic is disgusting btw.
Michael: honey, whats the Vsauce password?
Her: our aniversery, silly
Michael: guess ill post on D!ng then
*dong
what's*
I'll*
@@DanishAra
What's that? It sounds very Family Unfriendly and definitely not the channel name. It always has, and always will be, D!ng, just D!ng, and nothing but D!ng
@@TrueFlameslinger Sorry to break it to ya, but this channel's original name was... "Dong." Which stands for, "Do Online Now, Guys."
@@TimelessTimothy Yes, we all know that. It's a joke. Go watch the start of the Topsy Turvy episode.
"He may have gotten back to work, which is NOT acceptable"...
Man, I'd love to work at a place, where I get fired if I leave the WC or actually work :D :D :D
I’d like to imagine this is how Michael talks to texts to everyone and he’s sending secret messages to everyone
17:16 "Ace of spades" Michael claimed confidently.
Motaz Fawzi that was an ester egg to the song
yea saw that
I glad I not the only one who noticed
Woah I didn't notuce the first time
@@MarcelAlexandra yeah i heard that too but maybe he was trying to say eighth of spades
I'm convinced that this studio is a crack house, and these guys just do quirky math/science videos on the side.
Saad Ahmed because of the crack
That just it that's the cover to keep the authority at bay
Saad Ahmed 😂😂😂
You can tell 'cause Hannah
michael's and jacks text conversation before he asks him about the card is really interesting, the last message with actual text we can see, we only see the bottom, and it just says "your real dad"
You can see the whole conversation if you pause it at the right time
Michael: "Hannah, give me your friend."
*Hands Michael knife*
Michael: "Thank you very much."
You need to be friends with your knives, the kitchen becomes far too dangerous if you aren't
0:45 When someone asks me why I'm subscribed to D!NG
"I-I watch it for the plot!"
What happened to the name DONG? Was it inappropriate
@@keagandunham5014 what do you mean? this channel has always been called D!NG
Thicc booty
Federico Maria Campisi You say that as if their could have been any possible other name for this channel D!NG
1:28 We have taken Jack-who works here at Vsauce-and locked him away.
Man, it must be fun to work with Michael.
ᴸᴼᴸ
He's a tyrant like Link from GMM.
I knew something was up when Michael said "Hello Jack" on the second text
Hey VSauce Michael here!
Jack: *5 of Diamonds, 5 OF DIAMONDS, NOW LET ME OUT*
Jake from Vsauce 3 is hiding in Michael’s beard
He was under the table going down under
if you look closely in certain frames you can see jake struggling to escape his beard
@@majortom4543 Sucky sucky
Michael: "Hannah, give me your friend"
Me: *Shudders*
3:03
Michael: ...isn't even real.
Michael: It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way
Jack: My dad speedwalks!
Michael: I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad
Then they start sending smileys.
Uhm wtf
omg why?!
@@hickyxnicky411
Probably to cover up their earlier texts and as a little joke. If you wanted a serious answer.
Fun fact:
The text "Hey, Vsauce, Michael here." Would translate to the card being a 5 of Hearts.
Hey=5, 6, 7
Vsauce/Michael= 5
Here"."= Heart
Thank me later
Ooh except you're six months late.
Blok Vader you were two months late to their comment
@@krisdoesart9643 4-1 = 3
@@jeelpatel231 2+2-1 = 3÷1
3:03
Michael: "It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way"
Jack: "My dad speedwalks!"
Michael: "Im sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he is not your real dad"
Was looking for this comment.
Or is he? *Vsauce music starts*
Michael has abandoned Vsauce to become a living meme on D!ng
MemeSauce everyone
d o n g
Memes On Piano yeah
*shoves down 8 of spades*
Michael: ACE OF SPADES!
Da mamoot Ace of Diamonds
love how Hanna was casually admiring a knife.
Her "friend..."
Knife: Exists
Ad revenue: I'll stop you right there
"Look at the ship wheel in the upper hand corner"
me: *turns video up to 1080p*
Regular Citizen haha same
I turn in to 1440p chief
@@nelsonlol5218 Can't on an older phone.
Even at 1080p it's pretty hard to make it out. Good 'ol YT compression
Dude i have an s10 and i can only watch up to 1080p
You know the video is good when Hannah holding a knife is the _least_ weird thing about the video.
2:07 What if Jack was actually pooping.?😂
My name is Jack and hearing Michael look for someone named Jack activated my fight or flight response
Michael: Jack’s in the bathroom, let’s find him
A random Jack on the toilet: that caveman spongebob meme
Which option did you choose
When he opened test room A it would open up into your bedroom where you are peacefully sleeping. You see Michael during sleep paralysis. Hey Jack, Michael here
@@nickjonathan4043 "Where are your fingers?" *stares into your soul*
he will find you
12:35 Jack's contract says, " Stay in the bathroom or you will be fired!" That's brutal, or is it?
REALEASE THE CONTRACT
Is that a joke?
Zak Ramsey of course
@@zakramsey3508 no.
@@zakramsey3508 no
KING OF HEARTS
Me: what
Michael: “WhAt?!?!”
*exQUIZZZZZMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!*
"I'll leave it as an exercise to you the viewer"
I hated those books that did that.
I love ding!
D- Michaels
I- Descent
N- Into
G- Madness
err... that needs fixing
Unknown that's the joke
welp.. i didnt get it
R/woooosh
@@Chevycamaro-rg6sd Linking to subreddits outside of Reddit neither makes you cool nor interesting
Ready? I love you Michael.
You are the King of my Heart.
r/wholesome
hes more like the king of the universe but ok
Jan Mazur r/gay
:3
This is actually a pretty good line.
That intro sequence was really impressive.
I don’t think people realize how hard that probably was.
Micheal: Hannah gimme your friend
Hannah: *Gives a knife*
Me: Okaaaaa!
Soon enough michaels beard is gonna develop its own conscious
BOY, TO ME!
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here
Beard with sauce in it: wow that is really upsetting I didn't choose to be like this. You did this to me
Are you implying that already hasn’t
*consciousness
do you live in Australia?
I'm just waiting for a video where at the end Michael is like, "This actually wasn't math magic at all, it was sorcery, I am a wizard."
Vrchat lewd? Judging by pfp
@@EnZoDxGaming Lmao, mayyybe.
@@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 Shh, we don't speak of that name.
And then he throws his beard over his shoulder by whipping it using his neck movement, hands free.
Aight, before the trick is revealed, I'ma guess there's brail on the cards defining what each card is and Micheal sends a text with words somehow corresponding to a code that bathroom man can look up and know.
EDIT: ouch so damn close
bathroom man
>I'MA
OK BRO HAM
You spelled braille wrong.
“He is in there with nothing but his dreams and his phone” 😂
And a cheat sheet for the code.
The longer his beard gets the more insane he becomes
soon he will do a video about how to vanquish his consious beard
Broooooooooo
And now he also gives you homeworks
So he's like Wilson form Don't Starve?
Well, Wilson gains sanity when shaving instead of losing it when growing it, but almost.
Wombat Ah, I see that you are a man of culture as well.
"Dear diary,
after 3,724 takes, we have finally successfully matched the cards to the texts in one go.
Sincerely, Michael"
i wonder if 3,724 is good luck or bad
king of clubs
@@sambalam very, very bad luck. You are expected to guessing it right with 52 attempts.
@@johnrubensaragi4125 try 10^100
@@johnrubensaragi4125 no, it can overlap
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
Michael: theres Hannah
Haha
Funny
Wow Haha wow man. Very funny joke Preachybump! Haha. Looking forward to next joke. Haha. :) “not a single soul”. XD
My dad speedwalks!
Hes not your real dad
"oOo-aAa-eEe-iIi-mMM"
-Michael Stevens 2k19
This episode felt like MMM and Michael's Toys combined into one.
Michael really never recovered from being inside that white room :(
Michael, why are the restrooms labelled Test Rooms?
*_why?_*
shh don't question it. or do, i'm just a shitposter
*_DO NOT QUESTION THE EGG MAN_*
who summoned me
Ace of Spades
Ace of spades
-Hey Vsauce, Michael here !
-6 of diamonds
-Oh, hello, listen Jack, you were fired for leaving testing room A, remember?
-Nine of spades
-I’m serious Jack, the video is over.
-Ace of hearts
-Hannah, give me your friend
-Ace of clubs
-Hey Jack, how fast can you run ?
-5 of spades ?
oOo
aAa
eEe
iIi
mM M
is my favorite show on UA-cam
(This is my most-liked comment so far. Thanks pals. Drink some water today)
That's my favorite part of just life. 😅😅😅
oarim
ici
"The card will be 8 of Spades!
"
"Down, under, down, under, down, under, down, under, down, under, Ace of Spades!"
I laughed hard especially when he just rolled with it
Vsauce is the kind of guy to hug someone and go "Ah yes, Oxytocin"
I immediately thought that the way you texted was weird, but I just chalked it up to you being an old man.
3:02 look at the text messages
Michael: "My dad speedwalks !"
Jack: "I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad."
That is amazing..
You got the names wrong. It was Jack who was saying his dad speedwalks.
Lol
Me: Hey wasn’t this channels name dong?
Micheal: Ding Dong your opinion is wrong.
No need an explanation we just don't want any demonitization
It used to be Vsauce. dong was another channel I think. Then Vsauce be one Dong, then Dong became Ding.
I’m so confused.
Wait, what's DONG? You mean D!ING, right?
I think you mean “Ding D!ng your opinion is wrong”
He has already talked about this
This channel was always Ding if you thing it was something more pg-13 you are wrong
So nothing is different obviously
"is he in the fridge? of course he isn't"
" *that wouldn't be safe* "
An elaborate set of mirrors from the bathroom to the card would be honestly just as impressive as just guessing the card
Texts:
Micheal: "...Isn't even real."
Micheal: "It's all special effects or robots or mirrors. Theres no way"
Jack: "My dad speedwalks!"
Micheal: "I'm sorry but I doubt that. If he says he does then he's not your real dad."
Jack: *worried emoji*
Micheal: *Cowboy emoji*
Jack: *sad emoji*
Micheal: *corn emoji*
Jack: *chef emoji*?
Michael is such a memelord
i believe it
What’s the name of the cards and where can I buy them
No dude its an eggplant
the thumbnail really reflects Michael's personality
N i c o l e
Erratic
At 6:42, Hannah (or whatever spelling it is), gives the knife correctly, THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD GIVE KNIVES PEOPLE!
"Down under down under down under " ends up on 8 of spades, Micheal "boom, ace of spades"
I knew something was up when the first text was sent to jack using jacks name
No one does that
Yeah the hello was weird to me as well
@@prakhar9473 JACK OF DIAMONDS
Seems like something vsauce Mikhail would do
Gabe Jones-Lang Michael*
I do, my friends do.
Michael: Hey, Jack. Where the hell are you? You were supposed to be in the office 3 hours ago!
Jack: 5 of diamonds!
17:26
Michael you're a cool dude, but not even you can make me do homework.
4:12 Michael is Jar Jar Binks confirm
Nobody:
Hannah: *Casually Inspects Knife*
I do something similar. First, the spectator picks a card. Let’s say it’s the 5 of hearts. I call Jack. He answers the phone and starts saying ACE, TWO THREE FOUR FIVE .... all the way to King. The second he says FIVE, I interrupt and say HI Jack. Jack now knows it’s a FIVE, so he starts saying CLUBS, HEARTS, SPADES DIAMONDS... as soon as he says HEARTS I interrupt and say “Name The Card”, so now Jack knows it’s a HEART. So you hand the phone to your spectator and Jack tells him the 5 of Hearts...... without you saying anything but “Hi Jack” and “Name the card”
That's really good
damn I think I should try this
Michael: **takes knife**
Also Michael: **almost immediately itches neck with knife hand**
3:03 The previous conversation between Michael and Jack. Good stuff
*Looks at thumbnail*
...Yeah he knows what he's become
Just as he wrote the text my immediate thought was: He's loaded the sentence somehow
Niko L Same. Especially when the second one said "Hello ok Jack" which is a very unnatural phrasing.
@@NoriMori1992 The way both sentences were structured immediately clued me into this
Some say Jack is still in that bathroom checking his texts to this very day.
Jack : Ace of hearts
Michael, PLEASE go over white holes! They sound so cool and would make an incredible video!