My worst first date. I invited a hot ginger to go country-western dancing. We're eating dinner at her house before we go. I was wearing my normal shoes, but brought my fancy boots to change before going dancing. As I'm putting on my boots, I notice a chunk of leather was missing. One of her dogs had chewed my boot. She was mortified, and offered to pay to have it repaired. I declined, and said lets go dancing. She told her girlfriends later she just knew she'd never see me again. Long story, short...we've been married over 30 years and still going strong...and dancing.
You’re a keeper for forgiving the pup. One of my fosters decimated about 15 pairs of Birkenstocks that I had in a shoe basket. Was recovering from a procedure and took a long nap. Awoke to ripped leather everywhere and she still chewing on the soles.
2:55 I've heard a few people say that diet sodas aren't masculine, as if drinking sugary syrup somehow is. I've never understood what's going through their heads. They must be perfect targets for marketeers... and marks for scammers.
3:20, probably a JW. They used to come by my home on a regular basis schedule. Always starting with the ‘Can we talk about what’s happening in the world today line’. When I said yes they would light up but before they could start their memorized lines I say something about false witnesses telling lies. They couldn’t run away fast enough. Used that line on a couple dates, didn’t know they were JW before.
That's what I thought, at first, until I read another comment saying JWs only date other JWs. This guy might have been Mormon. Seems like they do a lot of "witnessing," too.
7:23 is gold 🏆 😂 Keep in mind that everyone should possess enough self-awareness to not complain on a first date about how bad a previous relationship was (except maybe humorously) and you'll realize Opie analyzed him correctly and hit a nerve. Predictably, his ego was unable to cope.
Mixed all his food together after chopping it to bits. Picked his nose at the table, looked at it, and dropped it on the floor. Put corroded batteries back in his flashlight. Talked non stop about food, dead relatives, and 30 year old stories about his life of selling furniture. Didn't even make assistant manager. Tried to boss me. All this in one evening. One and done, but he wouldn't stop calling. Blocked him, and he made an hour drive to drop in-uninvited. Sheesh.
Usually, yes. However, given the prevalence of violence against women, particularly from men with "romantic" notions, it's best to tread carefully with any jokes of that ilk. A 1st date, especially, should be violence-free, even 100% jokingly. On a 1st date, people are looking for signs & indications. Best foot forward & all that 😊
If I had been on the date with William, who wanted his date to get a tattoo "Property of William," I'd calmly remind him that he was way behind the times. The 13th Amendment to the Constitution made having people as property against the law and was passed back in the 1860s.
Or maybe she hit a nerve? Why would she want to continue a first date with someone who’s bashing their ex? How is that even part of a first date conversation?
It is. We have a bunch of “6’s” walking around, thinking they’re all “10’s or 11’s”, with super inflated senses of self-worth, who believe they deserve the perfect man. And the man has to do everything in the relationship while they sit back like they’re queen of the world.🙄
My worst first date. I invited a hot ginger to go country-western dancing. We're eating dinner at her house before we go. I was wearing my normal shoes, but brought my fancy boots to change before going dancing. As I'm putting on my boots, I notice a chunk of leather was missing. One of her dogs had chewed my boot. She was mortified, and offered to pay to have it repaired. I declined, and said lets go dancing. She told her girlfriends later she just knew she'd never see me again. Long story, short...we've been married over 30 years and still going strong...and dancing.
Got rid of the dog?
You’re a keeper for forgiving the pup. One of my fosters decimated about 15 pairs of Birkenstocks that I had in a shoe basket. Was recovering from a procedure and took a long nap. Awoke to ripped leather everywhere and she still chewing on the soles.
@@heatherhoward2513 No, of course not. Why would we do that?
2:55 I've heard a few people say that diet sodas aren't masculine, as if drinking sugary syrup somehow is.
I've never understood what's going through their heads. They must be perfect targets for marketeers... and marks for scammers.
3:20, probably a JW. They used to come by my home on a regular basis schedule. Always starting with the ‘Can we talk about what’s happening in the world today line’. When I said yes they would light up but before they could start their memorized lines I say something about false witnesses telling lies. They couldn’t run away fast enough. Used that line on a couple dates, didn’t know they were JW before.
I'll have to remember that. "Yeah, the world's just loaded with false witnesses telling lies."
That's what I thought, at first, until I read another comment saying JWs only date other JWs. This guy might have been Mormon. Seems like they do a lot of "witnessing," too.
Yes, drinking diet soda is gay. So is brushing your teeth. I saw a gay drinking a beer once; that's gay now.
I'm a woman who likes beer. Does it make me lesbian?
😜omg that's SO TRUE! 😂😂
7:23 is gold 🏆 😂
Keep in mind that everyone should possess enough self-awareness to not complain on a first date about how bad a previous relationship was (except maybe humorously) and you'll realize Opie analyzed him correctly and hit a nerve. Predictably, his ego was unable to cope.
Hm. Maybe being permanently stuck in Friendzone with absolutely zero prospects of that ever changing ain't such a bad thing after all. 🤔
Mixed all his food together after chopping it to bits. Picked his nose at the table, looked at it, and dropped it on the floor. Put corroded batteries back in his flashlight. Talked non stop about food, dead relatives, and 30 year old stories about his life of selling furniture. Didn't even make assistant manager. Tried to boss me. All this in one evening. One and done, but he wouldn't stop calling. Blocked him, and he made an hour drive to drop in-uninvited. Sheesh.
How did you know about the batteries tho?😅
He had the flashlight in his car, and wanted to look under his hood.
@@janewasson4845 Thanks, that must have been some evening! 😬
5:49 I don’t see the problem here. It makes sense for someone to respond to a joke with a joke, no?
Usually, yes. However, given the prevalence of violence against women, particularly from men with "romantic" notions, it's best to tread carefully with any jokes of that ilk. A 1st date, especially, should be violence-free, even 100% jokingly.
On a 1st date, people are looking for signs & indications. Best foot forward & all that 😊
5:40 That's something I would say, but I have a peculiar sense of humor. The little quirk of the eyebrow should give it away, though.
3:04 Like Toe Mater said, “ Do not eat the Pistachio ice cream!”
6:30 I get the feeling that the guy was a friend of hers that she had arranged to come bail her out of a date she didn't want to go on
The religious guy sounds like a Jehovahs Witness. They have to fill in timesheets for their 'witnessing'.
If I had been on the date with William, who wanted his date to get a tattoo "Property of William," I'd calmly remind him that he was way behind the times. The 13th Amendment to the Constitution made having people as property against the law and was passed back in the 1860s.
Ya but that doesn't count since it was before dinosaurs.
The Guy who asked somebody out at work was not one of Jehovah's Witnesses as they only have relationships with fellow Witnesses.
Evangelical. Probably.
7:23 i don't blame him for leaving. Her question was one of naivety, ignorance or out of the sisterhood.
Or he can't take a joke...
How do you know it was nothing he did? Or are you indicating all men are perfect:P
Or maybe she hit a nerve? Why would she want to continue a first date with someone who’s bashing their ex? How is that even part of a first date conversation?
@@japanpanda2179 If that's her idea of a joke, it's another reason for him to go. There is something called tact.
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thnx
It must be hell in the US.
Yes, it is.
It will be next month. The clown show begins.
It is. We have a bunch of “6’s” walking around, thinking they’re all “10’s or 11’s”, with super inflated senses of self-worth, who believe they deserve the perfect man. And the man has to do everything in the relationship while they sit back like they’re queen of the world.🙄
hahaha...so funny
Coca Cola. The stuff in Coke breaks down blood faster than anything else.
Does it?🧐 I thought the only use of that foul stuff to to clean silverware. And I don't own much of that.
Or simply not commit such crimes in the first place? 🤔
So does hydrogen peroxide! 👀
@@harryboyes2812 blood stains most often do not result from crimes.
@@harryboyes2812 nosebleeds are not a crime -.- lol, in most cases:P
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