Guy who moved from Minnesota to Alabama told this. He was working in a convenience store with a co-worker who was a local. Dude comes in and asks for 1.5 rolling papers. He says "One set of one and a half rolling papers." Dude says "I said one point five, not one and a half, dumbass!" He looks at his co-worker who says to him, "Welcome to the South!"
Excuse me, but, regarding the globe which was cleaned too hard: Greenland is not in the northern Pacific Ocean. The bottom of that part of the globe clearly says "PACIFIC."
That cutting board had to be cracked to begin with. The pizza cutter would probably bend before breaking through a cutting board that was in good shape.
Yeah and it looks like long pieces glued together to get that look in the grain. That is a flaw in manufacture-I don't believe that's the boyfriend's fault.
I go to my friend's house once a week for a film night. As soon as he puts the film on, I tell him to put the remote on the coffee table. I got fed up with him accidently pressing the buttons and not knowing how to get back to the film.
Yeah, the pressure of the pizza cutter just made the glue point between the cutting board panels fail. Sand, apply wood glue, clamp, wait a day and you're good.
Not about dating but about amateur cycling. I friend of mine is from Firenze. His uncle was a passionate cycling amateur and during w-e he went up the surrounding hills together with a bunch of fellow cyclists. One day, while slowly struggling upon a steep uphill road, they were overtaken in a whizz by a 70+ y.o. man who went like a rocket. Ok, he was Gino Bartali - a great cycling champion of the '40/'50s - but nonetheless, they felt like shit.
About 8 years ago I started cycling to work but I hadn't ridden in a long time. On the first day, riding in to work, I was overtaken by an old lady in her 70's, she just cruised past me looking quite serene. On the way home, on a long flat, I saw a friend who is a serious runner and rode next to him for a bit to chat. When we hit the base of the first hill I said bye and pulled away. He caught me about halfway up, huffing and puffing. He put his hand on my back and helped me up the hill as he could see how much I was struggling. It was very humbling.
Thank goodness for the ability to completely mute sound; I'd turned it right down, but it was still as annoying AF. 3:30 - there must have been a fault in that cutting board for that to have happened LOL.
1:13 You sure you want to pass his genes on to any kids you might have with him? 4:26 Last I checked, Greenland was NOT in the north Pacific. 5:34 This is a Cannes Film Festival winner! 6:15 There's actually another story on the net about a guy who autopiloted from work to the house he used to live in, just in time to see a strange dude walk up and enter "his" house.
I was sitting in a car, waiting for a friends dentist appointment to finish, she wasn't allowed to drive after, so I dropped her off, and waited reading a book and having a coffee, to drive her home. Across the road from me, a bloke parked in a no parking spot in a late model white Mazda two door. A tow truck turned up immediately and drove off with it. I went on reading. Another late model white Mazda two door came along and parked in the same spot. First guy walks up and tries to get in "his" car, second guy comes out of the shop and starts arguing, and they almost come to blows before the second guy uses his alarm fob to open the car, reach into the glovebox an take out something to prove his point. Drives off. First guy *still very suspicious*
The cutting board that the pizza was on may have had a crack in it already cuz bamboo is like that, which is part of the reason you shouldn’t be cutting a pizza on it.
@autonomouscollective2599 They do to bring new members into the fold. I knew a guy that went on a date with one. The girl's parents went on the date, too. They talked nonstop about their religion the whole time and how he needed to convert. 🤦♀️
@ So you’re thinking she’s not a practicing Jehovah’s Witness any longer? Possibly. “My family” suggests to me she’s still a part of her family. But if not, that would make her an apostate, which is not a pleasant situation to be in for that particular cult.
The constant insults from snobs like you are getting old. Not all walls over here are that delicate (we have many older homes made with bricks or concrete blocks), only homeless people have actual cardboard walls, sheetrock is thick enough with plenty of strength when installed correctly, and finally there are these things made of solid wood spaced every 16 or 24 inches called studs. Hit one of those and you WILL break your hand. Wanker. 😂
@@debbylou5729 Very likely from a country with brick walls. And yeah, dry wall is like cardboard and easy to damage except of course if you hit a stud. I am from South Africa (brick walls) and moved to New Zealand (dry wall) 10 years ago and I am still not used how flimsy the houses I live in feel.
Being a fan of the Kardashians is ALWAYS a dealbreaker. I am VERY happy not dating.
Guy who moved from Minnesota to Alabama told this. He was working in a convenience store with a co-worker who was a local. Dude comes in and asks for 1.5 rolling papers. He says "One set of one and a half rolling papers." Dude says "I said one point five, not one and a half, dumbass!" He looks at his co-worker who says to him, "Welcome to the South!"
That is soooo true it is painful lol
I think there are dumb and/or uneducated people all over the country and all over the world. The South does not have a monopoly on dumb.
The guy at 2:40 should look a wee bit remorseful. Yeah, it was an accident but he doesn't look at all upset and that's kind of troubling.
I thought so, too. If they were both laughing, maybe that would be different, but they're not.
Excuse me, but, regarding the globe which was cleaned too hard: Greenland is not in the northern Pacific Ocean. The bottom of that part of the globe clearly says "PACIFIC."
She told me: "You can't possibly be THAT stupid!"
I told her: "Hey! This is a FREE country. I can be as stupid as I want!" 🤣😂
That cutting board had to be cracked to begin with. The pizza cutter would probably bend before breaking through a cutting board that was in good shape.
The real idiot was whoever designed a cutting board that falls apart upon cutting something.
Yeah and it looks like long pieces glued together to get that look in the grain. That is a flaw in manufacture-I don't believe that's the boyfriend's fault.
I go to my friend's house once a week for a film night. As soon as he puts the film on, I tell him to put the remote on the coffee table.
I got fed up with him accidently pressing the buttons and not knowing how to get back to the film.
That globe is 100% accurate, ...for the height of the last ice age.
3:27 Or, that's the crappiest, cheapest cutting board in the world.
It sure looks that way. It looks like it was already falling apart.
Also , that is most definitely not a pizza , I don't know what that abomination is, but it's not a pizza
Yeah, the pressure of the pizza cutter just made the glue point between the cutting board panels fail. Sand, apply wood glue, clamp, wait a day and you're good.
Not about dating but about amateur cycling.
I friend of mine is from Firenze. His uncle was a passionate cycling amateur and during w-e he went up the surrounding hills together with a bunch of fellow cyclists. One day, while slowly struggling upon a steep uphill road, they were overtaken in a whizz by a 70+ y.o. man who went like a rocket.
Ok, he was Gino Bartali - a great cycling champion of the '40/'50s - but nonetheless, they felt like shit.
If it was Bartali, absolutely no shame
About 8 years ago I started cycling to work but I hadn't ridden in a long time. On the first day, riding in to work, I was overtaken by an old lady in her 70's, she just cruised past me looking quite serene. On the way home, on a long flat, I saw a friend who is a serious runner and rode next to him for a bit to chat. When we hit the base of the first hill I said bye and pulled away. He caught me about halfway up, huffing and puffing. He put his hand on my back and helped me up the hill as he could see how much I was struggling. It was very humbling.
Thank goodness for the ability to completely mute sound; I'd turned it right down, but it was still as annoying AF.
3:30 - there must have been a fault in that cutting board for that to have happened LOL.
4:30 Sorry, but that's the Pacific Ocean that have been erased... Including Hawaii and Alaska. Maybe she hate Hawaii or Alaska...
1:13 You sure you want to pass his genes on to any kids you might have with him?
4:26 Last I checked, Greenland was NOT in the north Pacific.
5:34 This is a Cannes Film Festival winner!
6:15 There's actually another story on the net about a guy who autopiloted from work to the house he used to live in, just in time to see a strange dude walk up and enter "his" house.
I was sitting in a car, waiting for a friends dentist appointment to finish, she wasn't allowed to drive after, so I dropped her off, and waited reading a book and having a coffee, to drive her home.
Across the road from me, a bloke parked in a no parking spot in a late model white Mazda two door. A tow truck turned up immediately and drove off with it.
I went on reading. Another late model white Mazda two door came along and parked in the same spot. First guy walks up and tries to get in "his" car, second guy comes out of the shop and starts arguing, and they almost come to blows before the second guy uses his alarm fob to open the car, reach into the glovebox an take out something to prove his point. Drives off.
First guy *still very suspicious*
Cutting board is bamboo. Thin and notoriously breakable. Had a set, will NEVER have bamboo cutting boards again. You can't even give me one.
I bet I could give you one.
It's puzzling that so many people are fine with dating idiots. If you know someone is thick as a brick, why would you want to be around them?
3:27. Says a lot either for the boyfriend's strength or the quality of the board.
I laugh out loud at Jehovah's Witnesses, let alone a naked Christmas tree....
The cutting board that the pizza was on may have had a crack in it already cuz bamboo is like that, which is part of the reason you shouldn’t be cutting a pizza on it.
7:49 *The X-Men movie that wasn't.*
2:07 You're a Jehovah's Witness. Laughing is forbidden!
Who told you that? A catholic?
I thought Jehovah’s Witnesses weren’t allowed to date outside their religion.
@autonomouscollective2599 They do to bring new members into the fold. I knew a guy that went on a date with one. The girl's parents went on the date, too. They talked nonstop about their religion the whole time and how he needed to convert. 🤦♀️
@@autonomouscollective2599. She said “my family”
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So you’re thinking she’s not a practicing Jehovah’s Witness any longer? Possibly. “My family” suggests to me she’s still a part of her family. But if not, that would make her an apostate, which is not a pleasant situation to be in for that particular cult.
Good morning. Nice day for fishing ain't it. Hu ha 🎣🎣😃😃
If you can snap the cutting board by using a pizza cutter (that you didn't also damage) that board was a POS. Where did you get it ..? Temu..?
Hate on Greenland all you want, but it’s not in the Pacific Ocean.
Yeah, I caught that too :) Too bad for Easter Island. though.
2:43 I failed 9/9
Same, I would have broken up halfway through that list. Makes one wonder what positive traits she has.
thhanks
He attacked an American cardboard wall and broke his finger? Maybe he should try learning self-contro,l in case another wall attacks him.
Americans have no self-control. It is trained out of them at the same time as they receive their first gun.
The constant insults from snobs like you are getting old. Not all walls over here are that delicate (we have many older homes made with bricks or concrete blocks), only homeless people have actual cardboard walls, sheetrock is thick enough with plenty of strength when installed correctly, and finally there are these things made of solid wood spaced every 16 or 24 inches called studs. Hit one of those and you WILL break your hand. Wanker. 😂
An American cardboard wall? 😂😂😂😂 where are you from?
@@debbylou5729 Very likely from a country with brick walls. And yeah, dry wall is like cardboard and easy to damage except of course if you hit a stud. I am from South Africa (brick walls) and moved to New Zealand (dry wall) 10 years ago and I am still not used how flimsy the houses I live in feel.
6:55 Why "idiots"? You were nice. And if I was that fisherman I would have kept shut.
1:54 ONE of us, choked on THEIR drink...Splendid English!
2:22 he says they don’t celebrate Xmas and you think they have a tree in the corner of their living room and WHO’s the dumb one?
0:07 I think Emma needs to wake up to the idea her "boyfriend" might have a boyfriend of his own...😮😂
Actually it looks like someone was painting the wall and got paint on the globe.