Mom was a judge, mainly did divorces. The funniest one was when a woman started a divorce. Okay, everything went smoothly, Mom dissolved the marriage... When she pronounced it, the woman yelled: "I appeal!" Her lawyer got surprised but immediately explained to her why she can't... It turned out she just wanted to scare his husband into "behaving better" but the guy had enough of the wife and happily went with it. Once a woman wanted her ex-husband to be obligated to never have another woman after her... It's bad enough that she had this desire but she actually thought the judge just demands such things from a free citizen... I don't know how these people think but it's scary.
6:40 for surprise: escaping jail in itself is not a crime in some other countries, including mine. but as you may threaten the wardens or break bars or whatever you will serve for that. if you manage to trick the wardens and escape by happenstance: you are fine and will just serve the rest of former sentence if caught.
I heard a story (second-hand, so I don't know if it's true) about a prisoner who hard a heart attack while inside. Naturally, he was sent to hospital. Afterwards, he was told that he'd been clinically dead for a minute during the operation. He then argued that since he'd died, he'd completed his life sentence, and should be released.
Clients can be awful; so can some lawyers or their staffs. I was a plaintiff in a class-action U.S. labor law case. Our attorney (major city downtown office firm) send me a sworn declaration to be signed, notarized, and returned. The declaration would be filed with the complaint, as part of normal civil court process. Good thing I read it, because there were several mistakes in it. I re-wrote the declaration with the corrections, emailed it back explaining why I had to change the declaration. Attorney agreed to use my version (!)
One can totally get money for severe, permanent injury while being able to run a half-marathon at a decent speed... I don't get why the woman thought it's the fault of the owner of the parking lot got and why her ability to give comfort got damaged though so yes, she has problems... I only talk about the ability to run a half-marathon with a permanent injury. Like, without a spleen lost in an accident. (She hardly got a really severe problem as being the 50th out of 173 after 6 months after the accident isn't too shabby... But a smaller, less bothersome - regarding running, at least - injury can be permanent too.)
Tap the video; the pause button comes up in the middle of the screen. Tap the pause button once more to resume. If you accidentally touch the screen while paused anywhere other than the pause/play button and it disappears, just touch the screen again to get it back so you can resume the video. I hope this helps.
Sheesh, almost makes feel bad for ( a few..) lawyers however.. A while back I was an exam proctor for Cooley LS aka McShyster Academy. Often did 'special' cases where students w/ADD & other issues were in solo rooms, ear plugs, etc. Kinda wondered how they'd function in a bustling courtroom w/actual Criminals ( eek!) but hey, not my call. In conclusion, I deduced that easily half of 'em couldn't even make a decent taco let alone rep some Evil Hippie* soo.. Now I live a truly righteous life of RETIREMENT:))!! * Vitamin M was still illegal back in '08:0(
Is social creating more stupidity, it just bringing it out of hiding? Both, I think.
Exactly my thought.
Mom was a judge, mainly did divorces. The funniest one was when a woman started a divorce. Okay, everything went smoothly, Mom dissolved the marriage... When she pronounced it, the woman yelled: "I appeal!" Her lawyer got surprised but immediately explained to her why she can't... It turned out she just wanted to scare his husband into "behaving better" but the guy had enough of the wife and happily went with it.
Once a woman wanted her ex-husband to be obligated to never have another woman after her... It's bad enough that she had this desire but she actually thought the judge just demands such things from a free citizen... I don't know how these people think but it's scary.
Both men dodged bullets.
6:40 for surprise: escaping jail in itself is not a crime in some other countries, including mine.
but as you may threaten the wardens or break bars or whatever you will serve for that. if you manage to trick the wardens and escape by happenstance: you are fine and will just serve the rest of former sentence if caught.
I heard a story (second-hand, so I don't know if it's true) about a prisoner who hard a heart attack while inside. Naturally, he was sent to hospital. Afterwards, he was told that he'd been clinically dead for a minute during the operation.
He then argued that since he'd died, he'd completed his life sentence, and should be released.
Heh..wish ol' Doc Kevorkian could weigh in on that gem:/
I think I'd have tried this too. I mean, no harm in trying, right?
And....? What was the outcome of his argument? Probably didn't work for him, but just guessing here.
@@marcikeesler6060 As I say - I heard the story second-hand. I can't vouch for its accuracy. But I assume he was told to "Die harder next time."
Clients can be awful; so can some lawyers or their staffs.
I was a plaintiff in a class-action U.S. labor law case. Our attorney (major city downtown office firm) send me a sworn declaration to be signed, notarized, and returned. The declaration would be filed with the complaint, as part of normal civil court process. Good thing I read it, because there were several mistakes in it.
I re-wrote the declaration with the corrections, emailed it back explaining why I had to change the declaration.
Attorney agreed to use my version (!)
Admiration! Clearly you aren't BillyBob at the "Sev".
@@mrcryptozoic817 I know enough to be dangerous in some matters. :)
Another terrific collection, thanks for the laughs. 👍
2:30 "FORMER" attorney.
Gee, I wonder why???
At 6:10, the answer is "A little bit of a LOT of both."
06:19 Well, you can take a dumbodian out of dumbodia but you'll never get the dumb out of the dumbodian
One can totally get money for severe, permanent injury while being able to run a half-marathon at a decent speed... I don't get why the woman thought it's the fault of the owner of the parking lot got and why her ability to give comfort got damaged though so yes, she has problems... I only talk about the ability to run a half-marathon with a permanent injury. Like, without a spleen lost in an accident. (She hardly got a really severe problem as being the 50th out of 173 after 6 months after the accident isn't too shabby... But a smaller, less bothersome - regarding running, at least - injury can be permanent too.)
Never mind the clients. What idiot lawyers filed those suits?
I don't see pause button
Tap the video; the pause button comes up in the middle of the screen. Tap the pause button once more to resume. If you accidentally touch the screen while paused anywhere other than the pause/play button and it disappears, just touch the screen again to get it back so you can resume the video. I hope this helps.
You have to expect this sort of thing when you take pro bozo work.
6:20. I'd say both. 7:40. That proves it.
Hey sheilalarsen, ever heard of the pause button??. Next story will be about you I bet😂
Sheesh, almost makes feel bad for ( a few..) lawyers however..
A while back I was an exam proctor for Cooley LS aka McShyster Academy. Often did 'special' cases where students w/ADD & other issues were in solo rooms, ear plugs, etc. Kinda wondered how they'd function in a bustling courtroom w/actual Criminals ( eek!) but hey, not my call.
In conclusion, I deduced that easily half of 'em couldn't even make a decent taco let alone rep some Evil Hippie* soo..
Now I live a truly righteous life of RETIREMENT:))!!
* Vitamin M was still illegal back in '08:0(
The longer ones are too fast to read, so I didn't watch it all. No thumbs up, as I didn't enjoy the post.
I just use the technology to pause.
Different people read at different speeds. Impossible to time it for slow readers as well as fast readers.
Learn to read
To the editor: actually, the pacing is really good, for my own pace of reading, at least. :)
I *always* pause and then use the bar at the bottom to see when the screen changes; pause, scan, click, scan, click, etc. It works quite well.
And the text too small and the explanations too garbled.