Two and a half Men - Best of SEASON 3
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- The best and funniest moments from Season 3 of Two and a half Men.
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Charlie: "You're gonna learn to dance Ballet."
Jake: "Wanna bet?" Lol
Jake's one line come backs are Hilarious !! I still love watching this sitcom with the ORIGINAL crew members and Charlie and Jake's characters are my FAVORITES!!! 💜 😘
good night
Alan: "We have a serious problem.
Charlie: "We're out of pie?" 😂
She was a keeper 😂
"I assume it belongs to one of your broothers whoo-ers." Alan: "One of his what?" 🤣
"I don't think this conversation will make you any happier Dad" 😂😂😂
sclmplsoulstar: That line and the way he delivered it, is one of my favorite parts of the show.
“I’ve sent billions of soldiers out there it’s time for one of them to finally take the hill” LMAOOOOOO
Lmao
Im laughing like a maniac with that one. LMAO
"You must be Jake."
"And you must be Jake's grandma."
🤣🤣
Hey Judith. Father
Yet didn't they end up being good friends ? Judith must've forgiven her for that little snide remark. 😅
And the delivery was soooo genuine.
D@78
That one there was a violation 😭
"I had an interesting talk with your ex-wife today."
"Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?"
😂😂😂
Split the difference $250! 😂😂
nowww he’s good at math
I was dien 😂😂😂
Priceless!
What's the meaning of "split the difference"?
😂😂😂
Jon Cryer is such a great comedic actor.... the way he says ' Talk? and 'She's been a very bad girl' is so funny...
I completely agree I loved Alan Harper he is such a important part to the show
"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her."
That was a knockout 😂😂😂
I seriously lost it when he said that....jake owns!
Jake gave no effs
@@bolch88bb8and z. Q
Jake’s innocence 😅🤣
😊
The best comedy ever
Facts! The writers were so good.
Have to agree
Couldn't agree more. Best sitcom ever. Genius writing, especially the jokes💯💯
*always sunny
@@NeroLeMorte great show, but doesn't come close to taahm
Candy was so friggin funny. Father Huggy Bear! 😂😂😂😂😂
You mean hot
"Wanna bet?" might be Jake's funniest line in the show. An absolutely perfect comeback.
“Split the difference” “250” “Deal”😂😂😂😂
F****** kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The mechanic delivered his lines perfectly
good for you
I love how Comments are always full of actors (and their families) complimenting themselves
The battles between Evlin and Lydia were the stuff of legends lol 😆..great show
Season 3 was so fire
😂😂😂
Too bad there's no comedy shows today. They're anywhere close to the laughing that you got from that show. Today's comedies suck
@@1983TRIKERSeason 3 was fire
16:45 - I'm getting a monkey! - that just slayed me
I watch this with people who never watched this show. That monkey line kills them. I'm 😂 from their reactions.
Earlier seasons of this show were really hilarious😂
I love this show its hysterical
Warum bringt man das nicht in deutsc
One of the best sitcoms ever! I miss this!
Peacock 5.99
Thee best
20:21 unhooked even without looking, some serious skill.
As many ladies Charlie has been with I guarantee you 100$ he can get a lady undressed blindfolded
skill developed.. hahahaha
@@skyhawk470 LOL, yeah..I think he's done that once or twice before ;)
Jake's acting is awesome 😂
A sad and lonely man. Then suddenly Charlie runs after the giggling girl past both of them.😂😂😂 The irony!😂😂😂
Laughing doesn't mean you are not lonely.
@@arunk5307true. He’s probably good at hiding his loneliness
If that is lonely then damn I want to be loneky
Jake has got to be the worst answering machine lol
Or the best, if you're into deductive puzzles.
I can see how Alan's jealousy and frustration turned him into Lex Luthor in the CW
That's how he stays a billionaire, he's super cheap!
I MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN ! 😂… WITH CHARLIE SHEEN 🤣😂😅
Ashton Kutcher ruined this show bro! I also miss this golden era
🎉
Charlie is a force of nature. Thx God 4 him. ❤
Wasn't his fault he tired
Chuck ruined it
He couldnt let his feud with Charlie go until season 12
@@rachelpatel1852 SPOT ON mate💯 Sorry 4 pure soul of Lor... 🎉 Best show ever. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Thx 🥀
Best show in the last 50 years.
Back when everyone still laughed when you made gay jokes lol
no other show made me laugh out loud like that one
The best show ever until Charlie left it!👍😉
😮Why does someone always feel compelled to state this??WE ALL KNOW DICKHEAD!!And BTW,Charlie Sheen didn't leave voluntarily,he was fired because he was an unreliable drunk.😢
They're like my second family. Best show ever! Greetings from Russia!
-10 Comrade Points for liking american tv show
Тоже обожаю этот сериал ))
@@JohnAdams-ds2nk yeah, mate, our Komsomol leader told me the same while taking away my party membership card. So now I just drink vodka with my bear, we both say "Nazdrovye" and keep watching the show. Life is so good in USSR
@@JohnAdams-ds2nkDude this is not Americas best show it's the World's best show 💟
I didn't realize this show this was being shown in Russia.
12:12 that was the best advice that Charlie ever gave Alan
I saw this show, all Charlie's seasons, more than 4th times. It's the best ever. ❤
“Because it’s gay!” Should be brought back.
True. But unfortunately the woke crowd would never allow that. They are such crybabies. 🙄
as a gay man, agreed. the gay jokes in this show are absolutely hilarious.
"She makes me call it out" 😂😂😂
The funniest is when Rose plans a fake wedding to get Charlie jealous!
It's one of the best shows ever
I miss this show one of greatest 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯
Really love this show. I keep watching again most the episodes .
20:22 "Can you unhook me?"
It look less than 2 seconds. No look too. Jesus.
What a Chad. In that moment he only had eyes for Mia.
Of all names to call in vein you carelessly choose to call the LORDS name Jesus. I would stop doing that immediately, He's not your common man, He's God Almighty in the flesh who has zeal for His name.
@@bozak2320 Of all the places you can preach your religion, you chose the internet. You are an idiot
And he didn't even break his stride 😂😂😂
@@bozak2320 What are you talking about? He's the guy who cuts my grass!
Not only is Kandy damn fine, but she's hilarious too, I still remember the first time I saw those episodes 😁😁
They made her too stupid. Like, Patrick Star stupid. It hurts me to watch sometime.
It's amazing the same actress plays Rita on Doom Patrol
Women get older, meaner, fatter, and less compassionate.
April Bowlby played Kandi perfectly 😂😂
She was perfection 😍
Candy was the funniest character on the show ever 😂😂
She was one of the hottest but not the funniest
Always made me laugh!! Loved this show
Angus Jones was absolutely such a treasure! So freakin' cute and funny!
Yeah way better than his chip idiot Father!
And dumb.
Probably the best actor in the show
Alan: “Split the difference”
Jake: “250”
Charlie: “Done”
This always gets me!😂😂😂
Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂
How much is that difference precisely?
@@MiguelSRT392 Alan meant, we’ll split the difference 250 for Alan & 250 for jake but jake thought alan meant to literally split the 500 (250) & take the deal
@Skuash wouldn’t he say “add” cause split means divide into half
@@partyangel6675 what @Skuash is saying, stands. This was too high level type of negotiation for Jake, to be able to understand.
The asking price was $1,000 (dealer/Jake). Charlie (the buyer) suggested $500. Alan (broker/negotiator) instructed the dealer to "split the difference" (500÷2= 250), that is to be added to the suggested price, for a total of $750.
The dealer (Jake) cost both of them $500, that Charlie was happy to save. After the broker's fee, Jake was lucky if he had $100 left.
Gordon vs Charlie moment 🔥🤣🤣🤣
Kandi and Mia were the two most beautiful women on this show. Mia's face is prettier but Kandi's body is hotter as in smoking.
Ewww
Clearly you never saw Charlie's cougar list
The short assistant Allan had a smoking body also
'does the man know yet?' lol
Jake: * sneezes*
Female: "Godbless you."
Jake: "He better. I sent him 5 bucks."
Really love that Jake says its gay and sing a song sang by a gay person
Angus was Amazing 😅
BEST SHOW EVER.
Best show ever made
Sad And Lonely My A••. Two And A Half Men Was Perfect With Charlie Sheen.
My favorite sitcom ever I still watch re runs with Charlie , best sitcom of all time besides All in the Family
I 100% agree with you. But you forgot FRIENDS. That was at least in my top 3 favorite sitcoms of all time.
Charlie was a savage show never the same without him.
Q As@@teresacox2511
Two and a half men and Friends are the best comedies ever
The big bang theory is thee best comedy show ever
@@traxyboyzn-jn8hx🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The reason why I checked in on Friends was to see Jennifer's nipples 😋😋😋
Big Bang went off the deep end.
Two and a half men, yes, friends, no.
That auto mechanic should have his own show. They could call it, "Good For You." It would air right after Bobby the Waiter's show.
r-w-r: Those two were hilarious in their parts.
I really love this show shit I'm now 22 years old I remember when I was 7 in 2007 still watching this wit my grandpa n so on shit was too funny it's even more funnier now tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts💯💯💯
I did the exact same thing watching it with my grandpa. I’m 22 now too. Time flies man this is still hilarious 😂
I'm 22 and a half!!!! 😅😅
20:19 When you're so good, you need only one hand and don't need to look
People who are talking down on Alan's character clearly have no clue that it takes a great actor to play Alan's role. Charlie's my favorite character, too, but Alan is a huge part of the reason this show was successful for so long.
He was very good but you see he was not indispensable. Charlie was the show. For me it was then Jake because that was the niche of the show, to have a kid in a non-kid role. But I agree the actor who played Alan was really good and he had very good chemistry with the other actors.
alan really got some game with that father role playing
I love the face and laugh Alan did to charlie!🤣😂
2024 I'm still here 😂😂😂 best comedy
Jake: I have a math test on Monday.
Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade?
Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick.
😂😂😂
I think I actually prayed that prayer in the 70’s
Best show ever
Jake is toooo good
The portrait of a 'sad lonely man' will forever be etched in our minds! 😂😂😂
"With Alan it's like riding on the back of a car driven by a reeeeally smart kangaroo." - Kandy :D :D :D
Jake is the cutest😂
Comedy gold 😂
And people are telling me that Friends are better comedy show.
This is a pure class comedy
And after 3 to 4 season u will scratch your own hair So trust me friends is the greatest sitcom ever because there is not a dull moment not a single
This could have overtaken friends... But they messed up after Charlie left.. so no.. friends is better
@@p.r.pattnaik584Friends is one of the best, but it’s tough to say it’s the best. Maybe the most impact, but best in terms of being funny is another topic of discussion
“Now sing Swanee River.” 😂😂
Ive sent billions of soldiers its time for one of them to take the hill. One of the funniest lines ive ever beared witness to 😂😂😂
Father Huggy Bear!!!
We in the uk have
' only fools and horses '
and you in America have
' two and a half men ' ...
Classics
This show a classic
I miss this duo...
Frasier - Big Bang - Two and a Half Men
The best sitcoms ever
Forgot Seinfeld
Frasier sucks, as well as Big Bang!! But Seinfeld & Two and a Half men funniest sitcoms, plus Still Standing 😂😂😂😂😂
Friends in the 90s, How I Met Your Mother, Last Man Standing before “cancellation”, Parks and Rec
Fraser sucked
How I met your mother
Father huggybear ....yes my child😂
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CHARLIE SHEEN HE IS AN EXCELLENT ACTOR NATURALLY GOOD AND FUNNY...AFTER THE DIRECTOR MADE THE HUGE MISTAKE OF TAKING HIM OUT OF "TWO AND HALF MEN" THIS SITCOM WENT DOWN FASTER THAN COMET LOL LOL LOL
Exactly. Plus Charlie was playing himself 😂😂😂😂
charlie turned chuck lorre's tin cans into gold.
I always love watching this show always and forever love me ❤️
Thank you so much for liking my comment love me ❤️
Well Charlie makes jingles for a living so he for sure studied music theory, how to play the piano, basic grammar for the lyrics and a lot of life lessons for his humour
One of the best cast ever assembled on a TV show
Two and a half Men what's the best sitcom in American history.
The big bang theory
@@traxyboyzn-jn8hxbruh
Seinfeld and this show are objectively the best
Seinfeld..T&HM...Married with Children...King of Queens..my favs
favourite show of all time. HOW AND WHY DID NETFLIX REMOVE THIS DUDE?!
Netflix is stoopid. Everyone knows that
The Show Died after they replaced Charlie
💯
Agree
Do you mean after Charlie went on a month long bender and screwed up his life
And you must be Jake's grandma 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 best line candy said
Anybody ever noticed Jake acted just like Charlie.
7:34 STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM!
She's chasing a rabbit 😂😂😂
Damn shame Charlie and Jake left
Yea, they should have stopped when Charlie was gone.
Man this show is one of the best made till now.
Humor is good.
Acting is Bang On.
Maximum seasons.
Dont know why no one talks about it.
Its always office, friends or big bang theory
Brilliant show , only worked because of charile all cast bounced of him charile was the show . Berta and mum were 2nd best. All others were good to. Then show went shit when charile left
I disagree slightly. Yes, Charlie was great, but he was just playing an exaggerated version of himself.
Whereas Jon Cryer, Concharta Farrell, and Angus T Jones played their part brilliantly, they all bounced off each other. Also, the other four seasons weren't that bad, but that's just my opinion 😉
@@troyoro talking crap mate Charlie was best one on show, they all bounced of Charlie. When he left show was shit
@leejaymarsh9021 chill out mate 😂 it's just a show like I said Charlie was great but the show was awesome because of the entire cast. Charlie also got greedy and silly in the end which is why he got fired
@leejaymarsh9021 💚
@@troyoroI agree as well
".... Yes my child..." 😂😂😂😂
I tried to talk her into a direct deposit , 😂😂😂
Straight from the tap 😂🤣😂🤣😂
April did a great job doing that part.
One of the biggest blunders in television history was taking this off of the air
I don’t care what Charlie sheen did or said
Yep. You can't read between people ears all the time but reading between the lines can often prove to be quite accurate.
In other words the official story is rarely the whole story and often it's a complete story front to back lacking anything based on truth at all.
If Charlie was good to go on making the show, that's what should have happened, nothing else.
....but, how often does my vote actually represent a vote. Exactly.
COME BACK CHARLIE !!! WE MISS YOU !!!
Jake's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fire❤.
I miss this show