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  • @Z3n17h_
    @Z3n17h_ Місяць тому +5227

    Aussie man is screaming at electronics again.
    Edit: *E N M B O R*

    • @user-ty6bl4cb5e
      @user-ty6bl4cb5e Місяць тому +49

      As usual. I would expect nothing more and nothing less

    • @spitfire-747
      @spitfire-747 Місяць тому +32

      Yes but it’s been a while since Aussie man screamed at nugget cars

    • @desperado.racing
      @desperado.racing Місяць тому +15

      ​@@user-ty6bl4cb5ecan't forget the smelly dog.

    • @minerof8bits968
      @minerof8bits968 Місяць тому

      Enmbor is a Chinese brand that Google suppresses apparently. I was able to find it on a different search engine

    • @d0g3br34d
      @d0g3br34d Місяць тому +3

      Live watcher warning

  • @gameo7
    @gameo7 Місяць тому +172

    "I'm so out of practice"
    *becomes the fastest T9 texter i've ever seen*

    • @ivostunga
      @ivostunga 27 днів тому +9

      I was good with Nokia 6630 T9 and had no problems writing some A4 pages of text that way, taught it even my slang and it was cool.

  • @YokiDokiPanic
    @YokiDokiPanic Місяць тому +2802

    "Hiding from people at work?" I once had a job as a lamp salesperson and sometimes when it was quiet, I'd just go to the second floor, hide between the big ass boxes of light fixtures, and play tetris.

    • @RonanNotRyan
      @RonanNotRyan Місяць тому +78

      That sounds like a nifty job ngl

    • @proximitea
      @proximitea Місяць тому +94

      lamps are so important they have a whole salesperson?

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic Місяць тому +129

      @@proximitea Yup. You'd be surprised how much technical knowledge go into lamps these days.

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg Місяць тому +11

      ​@@YokiDokiPanic like, LEDs versus incandescents and stuff? Or the ones with remotes?

    • @macilaci92
      @macilaci92 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Wheaggno new flats have "just basic" lamps. There are lots of variety and id assume they want to sell you even more

  • @ligmatuckinturduckin4414
    @ligmatuckinturduckin4414 Місяць тому +185

    I feel like mans might appreciate a de-googled smartphone as a standard work phone. All the functionality with none of the bloatware or spying.

    • @clovis_the_spook
      @clovis_the_spook Місяць тому +11

      Right? A degoogled Pixel 4a/5a. Nice plastic back, and a headphone jack!

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 25 днів тому +3

      Heavy and no battery life..
      These Nokia's are small and light while running for ages if not used constantly..
      Great emergency phones, car or boat phones...
      Just throw one in your luggage when on a trip in case you break your normal phone..

    • @WildEmmaAppears
      @WildEmmaAppears 20 днів тому +16

      @@zakofrx if a 3a is too heavy for you you need to go to the hospital

  • @crapasanya
    @crapasanya Місяць тому +825

    And nobody spotted that Opel has than soft-touch rubbery coating that turns into a goo after half a year. We've seen this on a lot of nuggs.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Місяць тому +36

      Australian lack of foresight, I presume.

    • @random_n
      @random_n Місяць тому +31

      Somehow my Nexus 7 2013's coating hasn't turned back into tar yet. Poor thing's get-up-and-go got up and went many years ago, but it still operates.

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 Місяць тому +1

      @@random_n Same with my ThinkPad x220 from 2011

    • @steelfox1448
      @steelfox1448 Місяць тому

      ​@@gluttonousmaximus9048I've got a few Thinkpad older than that and they're also fine, other than an X61 which has some kinda glue holding the screen bezel on that has properties akin to the ectoplasm from Ghostbusters. Like it should have some sort of hazardous clarification, touch it and drag your hand away and you'll get stringy bits thinner than spider silk that is half a mile long, try and wash your hands and it's still there. I don't know how to get it off the laptop, but I really want to use it as it has native serial support

    • @alluseri
      @alluseri Місяць тому +1

      He did say it's soft-touch though?

  • @lunaroja_ph
    @lunaroja_ph Місяць тому +99

    I love Wade's absolute disgust when the record button on the Opel dingus was the 5 key (7:58).

    • @948320z
      @948320z Місяць тому +7

      Noo that manual is innocent! Don't kill the messenger!

    • @Bubba818
      @Bubba818 Місяць тому +2

      ​@948320z he was just as guilty

  • @breakfastattwilight
    @breakfastattwilight Місяць тому +619

    The Opel phone looks like a flip phone disguised as a smartphone

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage Місяць тому +15

      I got a CAT S22 for work, and it's the exact reverse: a smartphone disguised as a flip phone 😂

    • @Hunter12396
      @Hunter12396 Місяць тому +10

      It looks like if you asked Opel the car company to make a phone

    • @ciklop4206
      @ciklop4206 Місяць тому

      Always better than a ford​@@Hunter12396

    • @Kimmercore
      @Kimmercore Місяць тому

      @@theussmirage WORD and i LOVE IT

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt Місяць тому +2

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

  • @abnorc8798
    @abnorc8798 Місяць тому +73

    10:47 woah there. I wasn't ready for VERTICAL frank. Maybe some warning next time? I almost fell out of my chair.

  • @ethans4387
    @ethans4387 Місяць тому +1163

    Posted exactly when I sat down for a dump, thank you dankpods

    • @yukon_wally
      @yukon_wally Місяць тому +26

      Honestly same. Prepping to go to work to inevitably do the same thing again

    • @chonkyjonky
      @chonkyjonky Місяць тому +4

      Absolutely perfect

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 Місяць тому +14

      Hope you had a dankdump man!

    • @idkanymore3382
      @idkanymore3382 Місяць тому +6

      can i taste?

    • @Violant3
      @Violant3 Місяць тому +1

      No freaking way! Me too!

  • @TheDeadmanTT
    @TheDeadmanTT Місяць тому +30

    105db ringtone?
    Perfect for when I'm on the train at 4 am.

  • @Skrillfreak
    @Skrillfreak Місяць тому +189

    The Opel legitimately looked like it was rendered on a 4x3 monitor for a 16x9 world.

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Місяць тому +29

    2:17 8 gigs. That’s a real ENMBOR

  • @timschwarze1739
    @timschwarze1739 Місяць тому +370

    Little 'Mikrophone-test-story' from my dad and me:
    We went trout fishing on a rainy september day when I was about 10. Did not have a Single nibble or catch for many hours until my dad finally reeled in one massive trout. He told me to give it a wash in the lake water, naturally the bugger slipped out of my clumsy hands. He jumped into the water without hesitation to get it back and forgot He had his brand new Nokia N93i swivel phone, his pride and Joy at the time, still in his pocket.
    Needless to say, the trout was gone and the phone was borked. We were both very sad that day but I look back at it fondly. This Video brought up the memory so thanks Wade!
    Much love from Germany

    • @zekenelsons2069
      @zekenelsons2069 Місяць тому +15

      I just looked up that model and that is the COOLEST phone I have ever seen. It's like an oldschool video camera with the lil flip-out guy so you could watch exactly what you were recording, before through-lens viewing was common

    • @vadnegru
      @vadnegru Місяць тому +9

      ​@@zekenelsons2069not to mention CRAZY amounts of *optical* zoom that rivaled digital cameras of that time. I've seen it in person and believe me it shoot better than cheap ass camera gifted to me in 2013.

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive Місяць тому +32

      So like this one time, mate, I was going on a fishing trip with my dad, hey, 'cause I was, like, really young. And we weren't catching anything, like, absolutely nothing wanted to bite, maybe 'cause it was, like, rainy or something, hey? Uh, but then me dad pulled in a massive trout, hey? And he gave it to me and told me to go wash it in the lake, hey? But then the fish slipped out of my hands, right, and me dad jumped into the lake to go and get it, but he had his brand new phone in his pocket, right? Well, uh, he didn't get the fish, and it broke the phone. So now we have no fish and no phone. Still don't have either, actually, I don't know how I'm talking to ya.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 Місяць тому

      why did you need to wash the fish though 😭

    • @IrenMasot
      @IrenMasot Місяць тому +4

      @@Infinite_Archive The punchline at the end just cracked me like an egg, dude

  • @MonoCano778
    @MonoCano778 Місяць тому +18

    I like it when funny green square man yells at electricity

  • @MinTheFou
    @MinTheFou Місяць тому +438

    THATS A REAL ENMBOR

    • @Kaparzo
      @Kaparzo Місяць тому +25

      "Shenzhen Enbo Semiconductor Technology Co., Ltd. ("ENMBOR") is a collaborative innovation platform focusing on the introduction, integration and industrial incubation of semiconductor high-tech."

    • @FhtagnCthulhu
      @FhtagnCthulhu Місяць тому +8

      ​@@Kaparzoi am educated now.

    • @seht674
      @seht674 27 днів тому +2

      "good morning, that's a nice tnetennba"

  • @davedelarosa319
    @davedelarosa319 Місяць тому +10

    Forget the flip phones, get me back to the candy bar sliders.

  • @jakubsimek6246
    @jakubsimek6246 Місяць тому +337

    Your old nokia runs kai os, which was quite powerful - more apps, youtupe, at one point whatsapp etc. However the os kinda died and now nokia phones have a crappy os again.

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 Місяць тому +35

      This should be way higher. The old Nokia runs KaiOS 2.5 and 3 if memory serves me well. But it's been ages since I heard anything about KaiOS so for this 2660 HMD went back to Series30+ again.

    • @nooneinpart
      @nooneinpart Місяць тому +46

      Had a look online, the last KaiOS phone shipped by Nokia (now branding as parent company HMD) was the 2780 Flip from November 2022. Though that one had USB-C and a whopping 5MP main camera. The "new one" he has is from July 2022, so I guess it was a lower tier model or something.

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 Місяць тому +11

      @@char_ytt It would be pretty unfair comparing these two phones, since they were not even in the same price bracket at launch, but the n95 would trample over these nuggets for sure.

    • @BedroQuendoTV
      @BedroQuendoTV Місяць тому +12

      Not to mention he got a Nokia 2660 in this video instead of the Nokia 2780 and thought the 2660 is the official successor of his old kaios nugget
      Edit: yeah, just how @nooneinpart said it first

    • @budderbrotDE
      @budderbrotDE Місяць тому

      @@thienbaonguyen4597 is it s30+? sound and looks wise it reminds me of some shitty RTOS-based thing

  • @clovis_the_spook
    @clovis_the_spook Місяць тому +5

    Everyday I edge closer and closer to switching to a dumb phone. And then I remember if I leave the house without a gps, I will be lost in the outside world forever.

    • @russianbear0027
      @russianbear0027 16 днів тому

      A lot of the modern ones are capable of doing gps navigation.
      That doesnt mean its good but you know. It exists.
      Your other option is a standalone gps device like a handheld or gps watch. Then it doesnt matter what the phone can or cant do

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 Місяць тому +545

    Bork sounds like a noise I’d make tripping down the stairs while drunk

    • @newmedia2862
      @newmedia2862 Місяць тому +6

      Just add a j somewhere and it'll sound Icelandic

    • @sqyx93
      @sqyx93 Місяць тому +1

      Look up low bork

    • @nameless.402
      @nameless.402 Місяць тому

      ​@@newmedia2862 BJÖRK. :o

    • @zat-svi-ua
      @zat-svi-ua Місяць тому

      kjorb? bkojr? jokrb? kobrj?​@@newmedia2862

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 Місяць тому

      I think someone said exactly that at his confirmation hearing.

  • @Gameplayer55055
    @Gameplayer55055 Місяць тому +37

    4:29 just checked Wikipedia, no way this article is real

  • @-SeventeenF
    @-SeventeenF Місяць тому +468

    "Press the 5 key!?" surprised like he hasn't lived in th 00s.

    • @gentle285
      @gentle285 Місяць тому +69

      Ikr? I knew instantly that it's probably the 5. It has been used as a "second" OK button for forever.

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M Місяць тому +15

      ok boomers

    • @holnrew
      @holnrew Місяць тому +3

      I never had to do that. Mind you I only had one non touchscreen camera phone

    • @ahirugaodoreru
      @ahirugaodoreru Місяць тому +7

      my first camera phone in the 2000's had a dedicated take photo button

    • @Roalethiago
      @Roalethiago Місяць тому +10

      I was born in 2000, and pressing 5 was my first thought, hahaha

  • @NafanyaZX
    @NafanyaZX Місяць тому +2

    the dumb phone got even dumber. That's your development right there

  • @NeffSang
    @NeffSang Місяць тому +152

    2:38 After a quick search, it turns out Enmbor is some Chinese company, probably with like no English presence at all, hence no results lol

    • @galaxspace1
      @galaxspace1 Місяць тому +9

      Obviously its some Chinese crap

    • @anotherstupidhipster3551
      @anotherstupidhipster3551 Місяць тому +45

      This is something called White Labeling. A Chinese factory will crank out millions of items where other companies can buy them and put a logo on them. When the factories want to sell these items directly, they generate a brand name and sell them like that. If you're ever on Amazon and you notice there's thousands of items where the brands are like WERTDA, SKALTE, or any other all-caps 6 letter name, that's the same thing.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined Місяць тому

      @@anotherstupidhipster3551 I think I've heard Cathode Raydude talk about those? Gave them the name "Sixletters" or something bc the name's just 6 letters of randomly generated garbage that isn't worth remembering, since it won't be active next time you go to order something.

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros Місяць тому +6

      @@anotherstupidhipster3551 HUAWEI XIAOMI DOOGEE REALME... GOOGLE AMAZON LENOVO NVIDIA ?? 🤔

    • @Tam33m
      @Tam33m Місяць тому +11

      @@GeorgeTsiros alteast their names aren't incomprehensible and impossible to remember

  • @qwerty4012
    @qwerty4012 Місяць тому +22

    1:40 i think that's when you stabbed the box with a knife you dingus

    • @RealNeonPlayz
      @RealNeonPlayz 25 днів тому +3

      idk it's a different orientation

  • @sandragoveia8293
    @sandragoveia8293 Місяць тому +196

    4:51 fun fact: Opel is also a European car brand, they were actually the ones that designed the 2001 Holden Barina as the Opel Corsa, the Holden Astra as the Opel astra, the Holden vectra as the Opel vectra, etc.

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions Місяць тому +42

      When I heard that I was actually convinced Opel went from cars to phones

    • @Reclesschill
      @Reclesschill Місяць тому +11

      yeah I was wondering if it was the same opel or not i was so confused 😭

    • @BigDom1002
      @BigDom1002 Місяць тому +4

      There were a lot of cross brand cars back then, looking at the Holden Torana, Holden Gemini and the Opel Kadett. GM really spread platforms as well as whole body designs throughout their brands back in the day!

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 Місяць тому +1

      yeah was surprised they got away with using that name lol

    • @aresez64
      @aresez64 Місяць тому +3

      Oliver the Opel

  • @DankCoffee
    @DankCoffee Місяць тому +14

    I HAVE THAT PHONE RN 0:01

  • @GGGuest11-Official
    @GGGuest11-Official Місяць тому +527

    This guy is the next McDonald’s mascot. He’s putting “Mc” in front of everything.

  • @Aistechmr
    @Aistechmr Місяць тому +14

    FYI the Nokia is a 2660 however there is also the 2780 which looks almost the same but has way more features, it has a 2MP camera, usb c, 4G, and 4 gigs of storage
    Edit: spelling

  • @InsolentCrow
    @InsolentCrow Місяць тому +445

    The dichotomy of Dank:
    "I'm going back to dumb phones because modern phones are shit!"
    Followed by
    "MICRO USB?! GET WITH THE TIMES!"

    • @Psydank
      @Psydank Місяць тому +6

      Lol that's what I was thinking

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut Місяць тому +89

      Why can't a dumb phone have USB-C?

    • @joshuasharrock466
      @joshuasharrock466 Місяць тому +29

      You gotta give him props for givin the Wikipedia to enshittification

    • @BC-bx9kg
      @BC-bx9kg Місяць тому +2

      The duality of man

    • @vadnegru
      @vadnegru Місяць тому +27

      ​@@tyttuutit's most likely not only just cost cutting measure, but it direct towards poor countries where i would argue that usb c already kind of arrived, you could see it even on 100$ smartphones and 10$ headphones (or even cheaper). But for some reason, manufacturer really wanted to drain their micro-b stash.

  • @llll24647
    @llll24647 Місяць тому +9

    3:09 CRAZY EGGS MAKE A RETURN WOOOOOO

    • @Japanese_usa
      @Japanese_usa День тому +2

      [CRAZY EGGS MOMENT!]
      WE WILL DO CRAZY WITH EGGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @JordanBoe
    @JordanBoe Місяць тому +140

    The Nokia you want is the 2080 flip. USB C and way "more" features

    • @jannik2567
      @jannik2567 Місяць тому +42

      Do you mean the 2780 flip? Because I can't find a 2080 Flip
      But anyways it looks like a good alternative for a regular smartphone

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech Місяць тому +18

      *Nokia 2760/2780. USB-C, 4G LTE, Wi-Fi with hotspot capability, KaiOS

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt Місяць тому +3

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

    • @davideverett7553
      @davideverett7553 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@char_yttI'm surprised they haven't made an N95 revamped model yet, it sold so many it seems like the obvious next model that never seems to arrive.

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros Місяць тому

      why is the word _more_ in doublequotes?

  • @isaacnoobysmolbrain
    @isaacnoobysmolbrain Місяць тому +8

    5:10 The opel flip phone box has location spelled "locaiton" on the SOS feature's text☠☠☠

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal Місяць тому +154

    Dank: Stabs the box.
    Also Dank: What is this skidmark on me phone?
    Maybe the two are related? 🧐🤨

    • @joshuasharrock466
      @joshuasharrock466 Місяць тому +9

      I was wondering if anybody else noticed that.
      Unusual skidmark and angle🤔

    • @Volpurr
      @Volpurr Місяць тому +27

      I mean, the way he stabbed the box and the position of the skid mark don't line up at all

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd Місяць тому +8

      Wade's quite rough with his possessions most of the time.
      It made the lack of durability on Craig's earbud pack more apparent, though.

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 Місяць тому

      Nah it can't be, they just suck!

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 9 днів тому

      He was channeling his inner AvE.

  • @FaustOWnia
    @FaustOWnia Місяць тому +9

    You have to buy... a fking... TETRIS?! That's some strong budget cuts for a phone

  • @giddycadet
    @giddycadet Місяць тому +33

    7:16 WHAT DO YOU MEAN D:\???????? dog you got a windows phone man what happened

    • @MortCodesWeb
      @MortCodesWeb Місяць тому

      vCard

    • @Riztard
      @Riztard 28 днів тому

      was about to talk about that 😂

  • @jekfosburg
    @jekfosburg Місяць тому +2

    I know he swears a lot, but i think that Aussies have some kind of effect where they can swear casually, and have it still be noticeable while also being completely normal and it just makes me happy every time.

  • @panagiotispappas1001
    @panagiotispappas1001 Місяць тому +131

    Samsung has been real quiet since the opel dropped

    • @infernows
      @infernows Місяць тому +29

      Smasnug*

    • @UserAccount-ThisOne
      @UserAccount-ThisOne Місяць тому +1

      nah they are too busy stealing every ounce of customer data on each device that gets sent in for repairs while also stealing peoples devices if they contain non official parts in them to care

    • @cobrazoid
      @cobrazoid Місяць тому +2

      @@infernowssungsam*

  • @notorcus
    @notorcus Місяць тому +4

    "getwith the times mates"
    buys a flip phone

  • @SuperDerek
    @SuperDerek Місяць тому +42

    man I feel you. I wish we had a wider selection of phones to pick from today. Something that feels quality in terms of not only their components, but also their _mechanical_ engineering, and some modern quality of life things like maybe voice dictation, but without the bloat and distractions of android and iphone apps. Just a thing that takes calls, and maybe feels good in the hands, plays music over wired headphones, and takes good photos, and then disappears when I don't want it.

  • @BIayne
    @BIayne Місяць тому +1

    Idk why but when he opened the Aussie phone I burst out laughing 😂

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup Місяць тому +184

    I absolutely loved my Sony Ericsson TM506 before it was stolen alongside my shorts at a swim meet. I’ll miss that thing dearly.
    Edit: I hate autocorrect sometimes

    • @DG599
      @DG599 Місяць тому +4

      I sometimes still use my TM506 for fun.

    • @Nik_Styn
      @Nik_Styn Місяць тому +40

      What is a swing meet? Swinger club? No judgment.

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 Місяць тому +38

      ​@@Nik_Styn they all met at a park and had some fun on the swings for a couple of hours
      Peak hangout

    • @whattheelijah
      @whattheelijah Місяць тому +13

      why were your shorts stolen

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor Місяць тому +34

      I get stealing a phone but stealing shorts is too far, man

  • @AbhinavXevents
    @AbhinavXevents 27 днів тому +4

    Tech channel I was looking for.

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 Місяць тому +64

    Man, Nokia phones haven't been the same since they were bought by HMD Global. I miss the good ol' days of Nokia phones. 😅

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 Місяць тому +17

      I mean when HMD first bought them and brought them back they were honestly pretty decent
      I had a couple of them, namely the Nokia 6, 7.1, and 9 Pureview
      The 6 was really good, all metal build and was durable as hell, 7.1 was pretty great too, the 9 Pureview was promising with it's really unique 5 camera setup but they abandoned it quickly and it became extremely buggy sadly
      Nokia went downhill quickly after 2019 quality wise
      Since then I gave up and switched to Google Pixel

    • @yannick7230
      @yannick7230 Місяць тому +10

      The KaiOS phones at least showed some potential. The ones they're making now are just bad.

    • @FizzyK-45
      @FizzyK-45 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@BassBanj0 I see, I never actually bother to look at their Android phones but from what I've heard they're pretty okay, but yeah as you said, everything went downhill after.

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt Місяць тому +4

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

    • @FizzyK-45
      @FizzyK-45 Місяць тому

      @@yannick7230 ​ That's true, I heard KaiOS based phones are pretty good, it's definitely great for someone who still want to go online but doesn't want the whole full android experience.

  • @mrGovnoff
    @mrGovnoff Місяць тому +3

    - I need snaek on my phone!
    - We already have a snake at home.
    10:52 The snake at home.

  • @emkaym8
    @emkaym8 Місяць тому +14

    1:05 It's green though, I like green! -DankPods 2024

  • @yasugi0153
    @yasugi0153 Місяць тому +5

    6:22 mate the keypad on that is for my 80 year old gma

  • @rwall514
    @rwall514 Місяць тому +16

    Oh god, that new Nokia flip phone isn't running KaiOS. Neither is the old 3310 3G. It's running an even more basic system, S30+, which can handle basically nothing. No UA-cam, no FaceBook, no nothing. Early versions of the 3310 3G at least had the ability to run J2ME applications, an old form of app that still works today, which really saved me back when I daily drove mine - but they got rid of that for reasons known only to god. It's actually worse than the original S30, which came out decades ago.
    Your current daily driver flip phone, on the other hand, DOES run KaiOS. They're a good middle ground between the crapware modern S30'+' and the Android/iOS bull.
    However, for some stupid reason, HMD-Nokia aren't selling the 'version' of this phone which runs KaiOS in Australia. The 2780 Flip is the one you want, but apparently, Australia only gets the 2660. The 2660 looks exactly the same as the 2780. It has the same buttons, the same colors, the same connectivity. But unlike the 2780, the 2660 runs S30'+', and probably has the same terrible interior as the 3310, or the 225 4G.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 25 днів тому +1

      I hate Kaos..
      I don't won't an constant online connection with such a phone...
      I use them for no spyware..
      But I hate how they no longer have j2me.. I love many of the old Java games..
      But they don't have 4g phones that support Java and 3g is being shutdown.. Plus they only allow Java games installed from online, not she SD card..

  • @Trey-t8w
    @Trey-t8w Місяць тому +4

    Mom the Aussie guy is screaming at dinguses again

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 Місяць тому +10

    Uggo is my favorite australianism. Makes me giggle every time

  • @thesteamengineer442
    @thesteamengineer442 11 днів тому +1

    The Opel's mic is so crunchy I love it. Had me laughing my ass off for a good while

  • @panagiotispappas1001
    @panagiotispappas1001 Місяць тому +50

    This reminded me of the vid where Wade got some cheap phones and was trying each one to see which one he would use for his work phone!
    Edit: Y’all I’m stupid, I commented first and then watched the vid because I wanted to be early and then forgot about this comment.

    • @Paco8478
      @Paco8478 Місяць тому +11

      This it's the sequel

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 Місяць тому +4

      Gosh dang it I wonder why 😮

    • @panagiotispappas1001
      @panagiotispappas1001 Місяць тому +1

      @@Paco8478Yeah you’re right, I haven’t watched the vid before commenting because I wanted to be early. Oops

  • @timemachine-ml4wx
    @timemachine-ml4wx Місяць тому +3

    1:30 get with the times dingus! He yells as he unboxes his new flip phone

  • @deesevrin8570
    @deesevrin8570 Місяць тому +17

    Cat S22 Flip, you must experience this chonkiest of nuggs. it even has USB-C!

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage Місяць тому +1

      I own one and love it so much. Got it after I broke three phones in a row 😂

    • @deesevrin8570
      @deesevrin8570 Місяць тому +3

      @@theussmirage I love answering any phone related conversation with "My phone can beat up your phone"

    • @escgoogle3865
      @escgoogle3865 20 днів тому

      How does our product compete with the s22 should be bullet #1 for dumbphones.

  • @sgt_triometra7114
    @sgt_triometra7114 Місяць тому +12

    All of these "phones for old people" (cause that's what these are marketed as around here) are hilarious to me cause when my grandma asks me how to do a thing on one of these, I can't help her. Cause I don't know.

    • @Dawn_Hannah
      @Dawn_Hannah 27 днів тому +1

      This!!! Got my mom the Jitterbug flip phone and it was so difficult for her, and for me to figure out and explain, that we got her a smartphone instead. The smartphone is still confusing, but a lot less so than the “old style” flip phone.

  • @frostanimate
    @frostanimate Місяць тому +36

    I always see them kids who be gettin grounded who gotta use flip phones and the 2660 is definitely the most common of them.

    • @Tommy-qe6fh
      @Tommy-qe6fh Місяць тому +1

      I agree yeah I've seen it a lot

  • @GregLagasse
    @GregLagasse Місяць тому +6

    Nugget theme 5:42

  • @Enplok
    @Enplok Місяць тому +61

    "But honey, what about our dat-"
    SHUSH, DANKPODS POSTED

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Місяць тому +1

    105 decibels is deafeningly loud. That’s like going to a concert without hearing protection.

  • @tahoedudeplayz2296
    @tahoedudeplayz2296 Місяць тому +18

    Flip phones are peak technology

  • @awarepillow1180
    @awarepillow1180 Місяць тому +1

    I always love listening to this Aussie man yap about random stuff through shitty mics

  • @Estonian_Femboy
    @Estonian_Femboy Місяць тому +24

    0:01 tahate was the replasment For the work/Iphone that broke. That was a good vid

    • @RealNeonPlayz
      @RealNeonPlayz Місяць тому

      are you okay? your spelling is... off.

    • @Estonian_Femboy
      @Estonian_Femboy Місяць тому +2

      Okay provi rääkida kolme keelt

  • @rudramistry2320
    @rudramistry2320 Місяць тому +5

    8:33 wow man you def have got some skills with that T9

  • @delbomb3131
    @delbomb3131 Місяць тому +6

    Dank "this is my daily driver work phone"
    Also Dank "i don't know how to type"

  • @Fl1pdOver
    @Fl1pdOver Місяць тому +1

    I'm watching this on a power outage. This brings me a smile on these boring times :)

  • @marioandminecraft6553
    @marioandminecraft6553 Місяць тому +11

    9:13 DRUNK!?

  • @irisbaggins
    @irisbaggins Місяць тому +1

    Ah, yes. The pain of attempting to open a Dumb Phone. Any time a customer asks me to open one, I sigh loudly and prepare myself to sacrifice my nails. The clips are, surprisingly, sturdy.
    Also, Opel seems to be the Australian version of the Scandinavian Doro brand.

  • @colehammers6718
    @colehammers6718 Місяць тому +5

    The Enmbor-kening

  • @Kraaketaer
    @Kraaketaer Місяць тому +7

    Wait, Opel? Does that mean there's a german version of that phone called Holden?

  • @SodaTheProto
    @SodaTheProto Місяць тому +13

    1:23 Ebay GSP be like:

  • @MyStiCstudios777
    @MyStiCstudios777 Місяць тому +2

    Please put the REAL ENMBOR on your desk. It deserves it! Oh no my ENMBOR!

  • @gergthewerg
    @gergthewerg Місяць тому +10

    Damn the fact that even in the flip phone world, the biggest companies make the worst crap

  • @Edgar193
    @Edgar193 Місяць тому +1

    That is the most beautiful video recording sound I've heard of all the nuggs, couldn't stop laughing at it

  • @Nubby007
    @Nubby007 Місяць тому +9

    I was really hoping to hear the full 105db power of the ringtone

  • @Mimikyu_Lov3r
    @Mimikyu_Lov3r Місяць тому +1

    This was comedic gold 😂

  • @CameronHord
    @CameronHord Місяць тому +7

    "Get with the times!" screams the man upgrading his dumb phone to another dumb phone.

  • @nameruse1817
    @nameruse1817 Місяць тому +2

    1: The "new" Nokia was made at around the same time as your current one. However the "new" one is still available for purchase unlike the your current one.
    2: The "new" Nokia or the 3310 do not run KaiOS and run Nokia's own OS called S30+ Nokia gas put a skin on top of stock KaiOS to make it look like S30+
    3: Your current Nokia's camera didn't look better because of enshittifacation it's because it's physically better. 2MP compared to VGA/0.3MP

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet
    @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet Місяць тому +5

    Been planning on getting a “escaping the dystopia of smartphones.” This review helps. Thanks Dankpods!

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp Місяць тому +1

    "Nokia has done it. They've given you something that doesn't exist." This line destroyed me.

  • @TooTsaka
    @TooTsaka Місяць тому +7

    So glad Dank finally got himself a good phone. You finally got there, buddy! Proudda you! 🥰

  • @Profile-pictureX
    @Profile-pictureX Місяць тому +1

    2:18 **gasps** thats a real *E* *N* *M* *B* *O* *R! **laughs**

  • @adamevans1989
    @adamevans1989 Місяць тому +6

    Opel is something I'd sooner expect to see on Garbage Time XD

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage Місяць тому +1

      Only slightly more functional than the car

  • @BedroQuendoTV
    @BedroQuendoTV Місяць тому +3

    Gotta love how you upload a flip nuggie vid right when my Cat S22 Flip arrived.
    And i think you misunderstood! That Nokia 2660 Flip isn't a replacement to the old one. In fact, it is the Nokia 2780 Flip which has a very similar design to this one, and better yet, updated KaiOS and USB-C. Problem is, idk if the 2780 Flip is officially sold in Australia and other regions. But i would say this is actually a step up

  • @Gadgetman1989
    @Gadgetman1989 Місяць тому +4

    0:23 that phone vs 1 grit!! Love your content mate

  • @RozzyLou
    @RozzyLou Місяць тому +4

    8:25 anyone else see the dead pixel on the phone screen on the bottom right…?!? 🤣

  • @tigersusyt
    @tigersusyt Місяць тому +7

    Wade: hates android bloat
    It's smasnug's fault
    Wade should get a Google pixel

  • @iamdigitalman2
    @iamdigitalman2 Місяць тому +1

    To record press the five key *rips manual in half* I felt that😂

  • @scoovy9170
    @scoovy9170 Місяць тому +9

    Damn... USB-C AND HEADPHONE JACK?!
    This thing's better than all of Apple!

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler Місяць тому +1

    Holy Jesus, Dank's T9 typing is insane.

  • @Wilhelm07121
    @Wilhelm07121 Місяць тому +15

    The frank master hath returned to shout at electronic devices

  • @Secretstashormemes
    @Secretstashormemes Місяць тому +1

    THE YELLING GREEN PAD WIELDING AUSTRALIAN MAN HAS AWAKENED

  • @HHydraZ
    @HHydraZ Місяць тому +18

    Fold phones are reverse evolution in a modern way

  • @z-buffer1273
    @z-buffer1273 Місяць тому +1

    when he flipped open the opel i genuinely snorted, what a beaut

  • @thosewhowish2b693
    @thosewhowish2b693 Місяць тому +80

    WAAADE, where can we see you playing some jazz? Not the garbage stream or the drum thing, just some standards and what not?

  • @CrayQuilt.
    @CrayQuilt. Місяць тому +2

    Bro that newer flip phone looked SOLID until the predictive text. Holy shit fuck 🎉

  • @Ren_0096
    @Ren_0096 Місяць тому +4

    Have a look at the Japanese flip phone market, they have some great nugs.

  • @janivauhkonen
    @janivauhkonen 27 днів тому

    really creative from the makers of phones etc. to go in a different direction in development 😂😂

  • @TheKrzysiek
    @TheKrzysiek Місяць тому +11

    You know Aus is weird when Opel makes phones instead of cars

  • @know_how_games
    @know_how_games Місяць тому +2

    how was he shredding that fast on numpad typing holy

  • @DDRWakaLaka
    @DDRWakaLaka Місяць тому +9

    Have you considered a Sony android? The Xperia 1 and 5 both have gorgeous cameras, headphone jacks, SD slots, and other stuff too. My Xperia 5 IV is probably my favourite "standard" smartphone I've ever owned. (Favourite of all time was my Motorola Droid 4)

    • @doabarrellroll69
      @doabarrellroll69 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't gotten an Xperia since they have both great cameras, headphone jack (with DAC) and don't have bloatware, plus there's no notch on the screen, it would probably be a perfect phone for him.

    • @97nelsn
      @97nelsn Місяць тому +2

      @@doabarrellroll69but it’s still a smartphone so it still has the same problems that modern smartphone face, though he would give Sony a boost and it is compatible with Sony Alpha cameras as a second screen (which he does have an A7SIII).

    • @arnox4554
      @arnox4554 Місяць тому +1

      I'm so mad I have to switch from my nice Sony Xperia to a damn Pixel due to security concerns. >_> GrapheneOS is only on pretty much one fucking smartphone line though.

  • @mazda9624
    @mazda9624 Місяць тому +2

    This is the hardest I've laughed in months! I actually had to pause the video to collect myself during the "Emnbor" section and the Aussie jokes had me rolling. We really got another Dankpods classic on our hands!