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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  5 місяців тому +99

    LIVE SHOW TICKETS: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show
    Launceston, Gold Coast, Hobart, Melbourne up next.
    Also, we're currently going through the writer/editor applications. There were a LOT so it'll take a bit of time.

    • @dankmailman9572
      @dankmailman9572 5 місяців тому

      Okay bro

    • @McBlazington
      @McBlazington 5 місяців тому +2

      Launceston isn't a real place

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 5 місяців тому +2

      F'n hell, you slaughtered the baby buffalo before he could grow up into chunky TYT host. 😂

    • @thegrandnil764
      @thegrandnil764 5 місяців тому

      I used to think you were cool but this is sad gross and pathetic. I have no idea how boyboy puts up with gross shit like this.

    • @K1VV1939
      @K1VV1939 5 місяців тому

      Nar the contest has to be based on you being a Failed Male Stripper ... come on he's Never going for that ...

  • @AnonYmous-f1s
    @AnonYmous-f1s 5 місяців тому +2476

    As someone who's been in university lectures with Mr Pavlou, I can confirm he literally just sits there and tweets throughout the entire thing

    • @exobytemonolith5339
      @exobytemonolith5339 5 місяців тому +249

      He's doing it literally right now

    • @OilBaron100
      @OilBaron100 5 місяців тому +134

      How does he learn anything?
      Maybe you could take a photo of him Tweeting in a lecture and Tweet it to him……

    • @adamwest1138
      @adamwest1138 5 місяців тому +150

      At least he's spending time tweeting instead of arguing with the lecturer about literally everything. Something I'm sure he would do.

    • @bdsipos
      @bdsipos 5 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @philjancik4601
      @philjancik4601 5 місяців тому +131

      it funny because the his first tweet about this video he literally said that he can't comment because he is in class. how can one man be so addicted to fucking twitter.

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 5 місяців тому +942

    He opposed acts of arson?! Wow, what a hero.

    • @philjancik4601
      @philjancik4601 5 місяців тому +28

      in his mind the flash gordon theme plays in his head

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 місяців тому

      I know right, clearly he should be allowed to be as much of a fuckwit as he wants because he thinks Jordies shouldn't have been firebombed. Nobody else had the strength to say what we were all thinking, that maybe Jordies didn't deserve to die because of the work he does!

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 5 місяців тому +1

      Clearly he deserves to act like as much of a fuckwit as he wants, because *he* said what nobody else was brave enough to say, that maybe Jordies shouldn't be firebombed just because he goes after dodgy people.

    • @friendly0
      @friendly0 5 місяців тому +5

      Fat MLK 🥰

    • @missglucktesbartierchen4143
      @missglucktesbartierchen4143 5 місяців тому +2

      Someone get this man a DOS postal position

  • @VegaArchAngel
    @VegaArchAngel 5 місяців тому +668

    Next time I have to describe someone vaguely I’m definitely throwing in “nipples protruding”

    • @CatfishShotgun
      @CatfishShotgun 5 місяців тому +12

      He gotcha there, Jordies

    • @jeesmith99
      @jeesmith99 5 місяців тому +5

      “Very disrespectful.”

    • @uDaniels
      @uDaniels 5 місяців тому +7

      can you give a description of the man who mugged you? did you see him?

    • @supercatsimon
      @supercatsimon 5 місяців тому +2

      my eyes are up here, creep!

    • @Lilamma-
      @Lilamma- 5 місяців тому

      u know that tradie... who did that job down south side n fucked it up .. u know the one... "nipples protuding" hahaha

  • @pierceknoblanche5305
    @pierceknoblanche5305 5 місяців тому +553

    As someone who went to uni with Drew a few years ago, and had front row seats to his protests on campus, this is crazy seeing Jordies roast tf out of him

    • @renatlottiepilled
      @renatlottiepilled 5 місяців тому +6

      So what were his vibes like?

    • @JeffarryLounder
      @JeffarryLounder 5 місяців тому +27

      I'm so sorry you had to view that thing in first-person.

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 5 місяців тому

      But is it a bit of cowardly and also a waste of time watching this nasty and bitter video! Jordies might need to grow up - or he looks pathetic like the people he rips into for fk all!

    • @woolphallus
      @woolphallus 5 місяців тому

      I'm so glad there wasn't anyone attention-seeking that hard at my uni during my time studying. He's such a weird loser.

    • @para689
      @para689 5 місяців тому +66

      @@renatlottiepilled at first, like an opportunistic student politician like most of his mates at the time. The fame and social media use from 2020 onwards turned him weird

  • @homatawk7675
    @homatawk7675 5 місяців тому +705

    Drew in a fighter jet. "Top Gunt."

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 5 місяців тому +32

      I think you meant Top Gut
      Also, Iron Beagle, Iron Seagull

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 5 місяців тому +16

      @@Azmania3000 Iron Bagels

    • @MickH60
      @MickH60 5 місяців тому

      You spelled pussy wrong !!!

    • @rtmpgt
      @rtmpgt 5 місяців тому +14

      Air Hogs~!

    • @singithi8556
      @singithi8556 5 місяців тому +22

      Drew x Ethan Ralph confirmed???

  • @1124spawn
    @1124spawn 5 місяців тому +1279

    thought that mf was Jschlatt

    • @frog4504
      @frog4504 5 місяців тому +32

      SAME 😭

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 місяців тому +31

      So did I until I saw the uploader lol

    • @chamamamia800
      @chamamamia800 5 місяців тому +5

      Nah glad I'm not the only one

    • @Volti-Vagra
      @Volti-Vagra 5 місяців тому +5

      i was torn between schlatt or chase from gmm

    • @Gayschlatt911
      @Gayschlatt911 5 місяців тому

      Aw shit, follow @mommythief0069 or mommy thief media

  • @thomgizziz
    @thomgizziz 5 місяців тому +288

    Dude got a taste of the limelight and can't break the addiction.

    • @LuciferBlack420
      @LuciferBlack420 5 місяців тому

      You're referring to #FriendlyJordies of course.

    • @festygronk
      @festygronk 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@Dismas420-h1u You have 8 comments on this channel, do you actually spend your time doing something you don't like lol.

  • @milomanyrath9896
    @milomanyrath9896 5 місяців тому +431

    Pavlou responded whining not even an hour of this video uploading

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 5 місяців тому +10

      got a link to his reply mate?

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 5 місяців тому +18

      @@jmw1513LMAO aye okay, so the guys just off his rocker

    • @corza90
      @corza90 5 місяців тому +10

      Her tweeted like 2 hours after saying he has not seen it, i don't believe him lol

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      @@ZombieSazza Jordies is friends with pro-Russian socialists. Has he ever actually denounced Russia?

    • @LuciferBlack420
      @LuciferBlack420 5 місяців тому

      That's how you people always act. No one else can say anything or they're "whining", yet you lot can run your mouths about any and every vacuous and inane little thing that drifts through your heads.

  • @Vivi_9
    @Vivi_9 5 місяців тому +129

    "I accidentally spent 6 hours in a gay club last night" omg dude would be so at home at the RNC 😂

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 місяців тому +4

      I accidentally spent hours at a lesbian night club, was awkward AF, 8 swear I was the only bloke and I'm a short waif with long hair and a beard. My friend made me go because she was too cowardly to knock back her friend, who brought two of her friends each of whom were built like truckers and wanted to rip me in two.

    • @IvanVKlik
      @IvanVKlik 5 місяців тому +1

      @@julesmasseffectmusic "my friend made me go"
      "because she was too cowardly to say no to her friend"
      bro buy a mirror lmao

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 місяців тому

      @@IvanVKlik when the chick your sleeping with on and off ask you go.
      When you don't have to pay for it you'll know what it's like

    • @IvanVKlik
      @IvanVKlik 5 місяців тому +1

      @@julesmasseffectmusic ouch, hit a sore spot, a real sensitive nerve, sorry bro. still, can't believe it's 2024 and "people" are still sleeping with w*men lmao 😨🤮😂

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 місяців тому

      @@IvanVKlik the dog rapist has an opinion

  • @SpookyTuesday69
    @SpookyTuesday69 5 місяців тому +112

    I have had the misfortune of meeting Drew in real life when he was running for office in Brisbane, he saw my Samurai Band shirt from the Cyberpunk franchise and used it to go on a bizarre anti-china anti-communist rant.

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 5 місяців тому +18

      Lol why? It looked vaguely asian looking so he thought you must have been a CCP agent or something?

    • @shaunsocha421
      @shaunsocha421 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@JewTube001not op but yeah, they're literally that stupid 😂

    • @OlGreenNipples
      @OlGreenNipples 5 місяців тому

      Based, for both wearing shirts with Samurai on them (I do the same lol) and for making Drew activate schizo mode over a video game he's never heard of

    • @matthewmartinez9835
      @matthewmartinez9835 3 місяці тому

      I hate the pfp lol

    • @LilFeralGangrel
      @LilFeralGangrel 19 днів тому

      @@matthewmartinez9835 Oh look at you, you're now intelligent enough to remark on your feelings! Want a cookie for reaching such an unimpressive milestone?

  • @clydethroat
    @clydethroat 5 місяців тому +536

    We got a Drew Pavlou content cop before GTA6

    • @jdwy3932
      @jdwy3932 5 місяців тому +1

      This is revolutionary

    • @bigpappasmoggie
      @bigpappasmoggie 5 місяців тому +2

      holy fuck. no wonder this felt so familiar!

    • @Kyryyn_Lyyh
      @Kyryyn_Lyyh 5 місяців тому +4

      Oh man, a new normie joke!
      You get tired of comment about how few views a video got in one minute?

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 місяців тому +16

      @@Kyryyn_LyyhWould you rather OP had said that we got a Drew Pavlou content cop before you ever got yourself a date that doesn't end up leaving you a few months later?

    • @Maski500
      @Maski500 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Kyryyn_Lyyh pepe pfp, point and laugh

  • @BreadTeleporterAndii
    @BreadTeleporterAndii 5 місяців тому +201

    I knew that random bogan was the reincarnation of Chiang Kai-Shek, thanks Jordan.

    • @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435
      @GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435 5 місяців тому +14

      The spirit of Mao's been living rent-free inside his head, it seems. No wonder he's been on incessant anti-China tirades for 24/7 already 🤔🤔😂😂

    • @BreadTeleporterAndii
      @BreadTeleporterAndii 5 місяців тому +7

      @@GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435 who knew Chiang supported UAP 💀

    • @MrMillsy1986
      @MrMillsy1986 5 місяців тому +7

      His new name is Cash My Cheque

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      @@GuyWhoLikesTheSnarkies1435 It's almost like Mao created one of the worst fascist regimes in history that now goes around bullying other countries and coercing Chinese-Australians.

    • @derpeth2101
      @derpeth2101 5 місяців тому

      He actually tweeted once that he was African-American in a past life.

  • @michaelmckenna6640
    @michaelmckenna6640 5 місяців тому +182

    drew looks like one of the costco guys

    • @homatawk7675
      @homatawk7675 5 місяців тому +13

      From Idiocracy

    • @philjancik4601
      @philjancik4601 5 місяців тому +7

      i wonder if drew is the kind of fella that would eat a chicken bake while shopping at costco

    • @dwillbecancelledsoon4086
      @dwillbecancelledsoon4086 5 місяців тому +5

      “Welcome to costco. I love jevvs”
      ~Pavlou’s idiocracy

  • @Fyreworx
    @Fyreworx 5 місяців тому +47

    Good to see Yilmas has gotten on with his life.

  • @Ishfarzzz94
    @Ishfarzzz94 5 місяців тому +106

    Lmao i graduated from UQ the year after he got kicked out of uni for the Hong Kong protest related stuff. Took one look at him and immediately said this will become another useful idiot for the establishment. Was spot on. All that talk about human rights and whatever and after getting politics the man's shilling for israel. Love to see it

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 місяців тому +11

      Seems like an extremely milquetaost western liberal tbh. Disavows guys like Ben Gvir and Smotrich but generally pro-Israel otherwise. Not the most progressive position but tbh with the way he goes on, I kinda expected him to be fully in on the most extreme expansionist Israel train. Though idk what he thinks of the illegal settlements in the West Bank.

    • @eleruces7722
      @eleruces7722 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@bobjones2959he'll follow the average idea of saying the settlements are illegal but somehow saying the Palestinians are worse lol

    • @snuscaboose1942
      @snuscaboose1942 5 місяців тому +2

      Are you shilling for hamas?

    • @tede1838
      @tede1838 5 місяців тому

      @@snuscaboose1942 Israel's been using human shields for decades 🤡. they're called settlers.

    • @tealadearest
      @tealadearest 5 місяців тому +10

      @@snuscaboose1942Hi Drew!!

  • @SunmahKane
    @SunmahKane 5 місяців тому +119

    i actually went to school with this guy at villa, he would often bully other kids with disabiltiies. his brother was cool tho lol

    • @tomfrost6049
      @tomfrost6049 5 місяців тому +2

      You sure he wasn't bullied by the disabled kids? Because he looks and acts like one of life's perpetual victims.

    • @vindik8or
      @vindik8or 5 місяців тому +30

      "other kids with disabilities" 🤣 subtle savagery

    • @JackoNorm
      @JackoNorm 5 місяців тому +1

      it absolutely tracks that he went to villa nova lmao

  • @TomTanuki
    @TomTanuki 5 місяців тому +20

    It feels like Drew has been having one massive manic phase that never, ever ends. If he posts something attacking you and it doesn't 'catch' the algorithm on Twitter, he rewrites it and posts it again. And again. And again. Within minutes. You can tell him you see what he's doing and it's really odd behaviour, but he won't engage with you on it. He's frantically flipping at the social media algo slot machine lever and he's too addicted to care that you see how much he's debasing himself. Thank you for doing this, people kept asking me to but I'd get exhausted just thinking about the idea of it. It's tiring just watching him.

    • @FixTechStuff
      @FixTechStuff 5 місяців тому +4

      Perhaps his family need to take him to get checked out. A lot of people like him fall through the cracks and don't get the help they need.

  • @PaperBag05
    @PaperBag05 5 місяців тому +53

    Watching this in a psych ward is comedy gold

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 5 місяців тому +1

      how are the medication? your on the Saraquel or something like that man? take it easy- how did you end up there? Meth or booze or neither?

    • @Hurricayne92
      @Hurricayne92 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@SteveW84maybe don't pry into people's personal lives or make assumptions

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 5 місяців тому

      @@Hurricayne92it’s a joke. You aren’t allowed to watch UA-cam or have outside devices in a psych ward. And if you’re doing this as someone who works in psych, you’re gonna get fired lol

    • @saraht2793
      @saraht2793 5 місяців тому +1

      @@brunobucciaratiswifedepends where you’re at some let you and depends what level of danger you’re seen as

  • @limemilk9712
    @limemilk9712 5 місяців тому +43

    Drew was my older brother’s English tutor for a bit and he failed because it was “very obvious” my older brother didn’t write the assignment

    • @rasputin2k851
      @rasputin2k851 5 місяців тому +4

      He's an English tutor? He's a horrible writer.. lol

  • @dregen3586
    @dregen3586 5 місяців тому +19

    "Haven’t had the time to watch FriendlyJordies pro-Russia propaganda smear video about me, might try get around to it tomorrow. This guy is beneath me."
    LMAO

    • @dregen3586
      @dregen3586 5 місяців тому +1

      When did I write this?

  • @MrBioWhiz
    @MrBioWhiz 5 місяців тому +60

    Drew is going to shit a chicken when he sees this.
    And I am all for that

  • @soggybiscotti8425
    @soggybiscotti8425 5 місяців тому +82

    "He slurs me"
    Did he just slur the word slander?
    Lay off the bottle bruz

    • @asankawlk
      @asankawlk 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes he did. I was wondering what the heck was he saying and did anyone noticed.

  • @thad1488
    @thad1488 5 місяців тому +21

    Joel Davis mogs again

    • @nurgle-j5n
      @nurgle-j5n 5 місяців тому +1

      common joel davis W

  • @jjd6137
    @jjd6137 5 місяців тому +56

    Drew pretends he’s a social democrat but he’s really a centre-right sycophant getting all cozy with the AJA. Any shred of credibility he had before is totally lost now. Always was a grifter, always will be a grifter.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 2 місяці тому +1

      He doesn't have a single original opinion in his brain, everything he thinks is just piped in from Lockheed Martin's press releases.

  • @IanFromSmoshReal
    @IanFromSmoshReal 5 місяців тому +128

    Don't forget, Drew is the guy who after losing a debate to Joel Davis, continued to not stop bitching about him for weeks and weeks after the "debate" (AKA Drew having a tantrum during 90% of it and having to be muted)

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      Joel Davis *the Neo-Nazi

    • @jamesrowlands8971
      @jamesrowlands8971 5 місяців тому +3

      Is that Joel Davis the one associated with Sewell?

    • @lukem9159
      @lukem9159 5 місяців тому

      @@jamesrowlands8971yes

    • @IanFromSmoshReal
      @IanFromSmoshReal 5 місяців тому +7

      @@jamesrowlands8971 Yes, he's apart of NSN

    • @jamesrowlands8971
      @jamesrowlands8971 5 місяців тому

      @@IanFromSmoshReal what does Drew even disagree with those people on? He's pro-Ukraine after all. Is it zionism?

  • @VolantFool
    @VolantFool 5 місяців тому +14

    6:03 Even the Shah of Iran called him fat

  • @Emdiggydog
    @Emdiggydog 5 місяців тому +33

    I went to a Drew Pavlou protest when I was in uni. I kinda agreed with his stance about the whole China uni suspension thing. Very funny watching him turn that single moment in a career. My brother went to high school with him and thinks he was a weirdo then.

    • @MJW238
      @MJW238 5 місяців тому

      I know he got kicked out of uni - was that for that protest or was that a separate suspension?

    • @crak6776
      @crak6776 5 місяців тому +9

      @@MJW238 Nah, him and his mate put on a hazmat suits and posed outside the office of a Chinese faculty member around the start of COVID.

  • @TaIIyHo
    @TaIIyHo 5 місяців тому +151

    I bet he has at least 30 tweets out about this already lmao

    • @davidparker527
      @davidparker527 5 місяців тому +70

      He's having a fit right now, haha. He walked out of class to tweet.

    • @mickeyd8768
      @mickeyd8768 5 місяців тому +66

      @@davidparker527 favourite tweet is the screenshot of the youtube thumbnail showing him subscribed to this channel. Bro is hatewatching as we speak 😂

    • @davidparker527
      @davidparker527 5 місяців тому +33

      @@mickeyd8768 hoy shit, I didn’t even notice that LMAO. That is so sad.

    • @danpaz9485
      @danpaz9485 5 місяців тому +5

      So this is what happens when you get a guy who trusts wikipedia as a valid and totally not biased source to base their ideas on huh?

    • @JewTube001
      @JewTube001 5 місяців тому

      @@davidparker527 He subscribed to a lot of people and networks he hates. Just the kind of person he is

  • @marcuskartsounis8421
    @marcuskartsounis8421 5 місяців тому +315

    Drew accusing everybody he disagrees with of being a foreign asset is hilarious given that a) he doesn’t seem to have a job and b) every single opinion he has on geopolitics falls directly in line with the anglosphere world order

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 5 місяців тому +46

      Back home, we'd call a person like him a "sihheej" (plural: Sihheejeh) ---literally, "hand clapper"*. He just pathetically claps for anything his government or regime (or however one can describe it), no matter how blatantly reprehensible the actions are.
      So, he's the sihheej of the Anglosphere World Order, I suppose.
      *especially in a dance.

    • @timnarre
      @timnarre 5 місяців тому +3

      As in, freedom of navigation?

    • @AndrasBuzas1908
      @AndrasBuzas1908 5 місяців тому +4

      Careful, Shanks' viewers agree with the Anglosphere "rules based" order

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 5 місяців тому +4

      There isn't a single anglosphere world order though, they too have competing interests

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      "Anglosphere world order" lol no shit, no one wants the Russian regime world order or the Chinese regime world order.

  • @amielreddy9572
    @amielreddy9572 5 місяців тому +36

    Kudos for getting your kit off in this cold mate.
    Making, tough, hairy points as always.

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      Sarcasm? He basically lied about the Assange rape case.

    • @amielreddy9572
      @amielreddy9572 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Civman-yr8lb what lie?

    • @Civman-yr8lb
      @Civman-yr8lb 5 місяців тому

      @@amielreddy9572 That he wasn't going to be on trial for rape.

  • @jaydenalexander7987
    @jaydenalexander7987 5 місяців тому +42

    As someone who’s followed Jordies’ work for years - tankie is not a word I’d ever use to describe him 😂 Drew clearly has no idea what a tankie is. Not to mention how he got mad gay people were being gay in a gay nightclub???

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 5 місяців тому +8

      Some people just want to have a drink m8, at a gay nightclub called "The Beat" /s
      Seriously wtf was he expecting.

    • @philmckrakin6752
      @philmckrakin6752 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@smalltime0 use to go to the beat to get drugs 😂. Those gayers get good shit.

    • @OlGreenNipples
      @OlGreenNipples 2 місяці тому

      I don't even know what a "tankie"/"tankie pig" means so to me it just seemed like Drew was having a schizoid meltdown. My american friends know more about him than I do who has just seen him in passing on Twitter and assumed he was a nobody social media addict

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 5 місяців тому +50

    9:23 That looks like a L-39 Albatros (a jet trainer), most militaries that use them use them as jet trainers or ground attack planes. Not jet-fighters.
    They're also made in the Czech republic (/Czechoslovakia prior to breakup), Ukraine uses/used them as trainers.

    • @philmckrakin6752
      @philmckrakin6752 5 місяців тому +8

      Went in one in Adelaide. 11am on a Saturday after being on the turps until 3am. The funniest part was the briefing. Yes if something goes wrong and you have to bail out, you have to wait for the pilot to leave the aircraft first. Was an awesome ride though. Even with the aerobatics the mock bombing run was the best part of the ride.

    • @christrees664
      @christrees664 5 місяців тому +9

      It's not looks like... It is a L39.

  • @Hollow_Phoenix
    @Hollow_Phoenix 5 місяців тому +19

    Wait wait, "I condemned his firebombing and he is ungrateful"... so if we say attempting to burn comedians alive is bad, we deserve some benefit in return??
    Gorgeous logic, lemme have a go: "racism is bad" ...that'll be $10,000, thanks :)

  • @papaaddy9269
    @papaaddy9269 5 місяців тому +47

    Drew and Joel on rumble was amazing. Not that i expect many from here to have seen it but Drew really is a coward who can't argue nor debate , he just insults the point and calls everyone "restarted"

    • @joshjonson2368
      @joshjonson2368 5 місяців тому

      White anglo sun rising, age of the multi racial mish mash is dawning

    • @joshjonson2368
      @joshjonson2368 5 місяців тому

      @Sv5YpWTwd9otTA4So83f joel is the future fuhrer of white Australia so I'd watch what i say about him if i were you lol

    • @danieldelaney1377
      @danieldelaney1377 5 місяців тому +10

      Yeah that debate was fucking based

    • @joshjonson2368
      @joshjonson2368 5 місяців тому

      @Sv5YpWTwd9otTA4So83f joel davis is a better condidate for parliament than anyone there currently and this is the truth, the rest are all gay communists or demented gdp obsessed boomers

  • @R1Spam
    @R1Spam 5 місяців тому +56

    I saw Lolcow and seriously thought this was going to be a video about WingsOfRedemption.

    • @Delbzy
      @Delbzy 5 місяців тому +6

      LOOK HERE LISTEN

    • @MrBioWhiz
      @MrBioWhiz 5 місяців тому +5

      Been more of a Boogie 'fan' lately, after it was revealed he faked cancer

    • @TheCollos1
      @TheCollos1 5 місяців тому

      Big up, pimp!

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 5 місяців тому +4

      @@MrBioWhiz He did, but Wings punched the cancer out of him

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 5 місяців тому

      Can’t forget the OG cow, Chris Chan.

  • @Stumpyblue
    @Stumpyblue 5 місяців тому +89

    Accidentally?
    1: it’s called the Beat
    2: It’s been an institution for decades
    3: It’s Brisbane FFS - how can you not know?

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 5 місяців тому +6

      You love the good disco people feeling you up late at night in the Beat nightcllub - Fortitude Valley! Rainbow culture and your in heaven!

    • @davidparker527
      @davidparker527 5 місяців тому

      Given how hard you’re riding Drew’s cock at the moment, it seems a bit rich to talk about rainbow culture.

    • @Stumpyblue
      @Stumpyblue 5 місяців тому +12

      @@SteveW84 Hey Steve yes back then to have good music and to be with your friends after hours it was Lucky’s, The Beat, Hacienda (Dooleys) or Options it didn’t matter gay straight or not we were with our friends in a very small town.
      Hospitality worker 80’s and 90’s Brisveagas 🙂

    • @superarchibalding
      @superarchibalding 5 місяців тому

      Lmao I've been there several times, you gotta be above average homophobic to not enjoy yourself there.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 5 місяців тому

      Omg all these dudes accidentally dancing with each other to some gay ass music, getting handsy and accidentally touching lips, I WONDER WHERE I AM? Must be a McDonalds I guess!

  • @andrewford80
    @andrewford80 5 місяців тому +8

    He looks like the son of a real estate agent

  • @sniz03
    @sniz03 5 місяців тому +225

    you cant say the word 'lolcow' without making me think of chirstine western chandler

    • @NeckVaginaa
      @NeckVaginaa 5 місяців тому +17

      Cyraxx always comes to mind. The best active lolcow by far

    • @Dr4ugur
      @Dr4ugur 5 місяців тому +17

      or boogie

    • @turtato2155
      @turtato2155 5 місяців тому +8

      I think of a cow laughing

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 5 місяців тому +21

      "Christine"

    • @sannerstv
      @sannerstv 5 місяців тому +2

      lol

  • @nathaniel.s28
    @nathaniel.s28 5 місяців тому +14

    I feel so much better about my own social media commentary after watching this.

  • @foxmccloud6979
    @foxmccloud6979 5 місяців тому +23

    Good video on Drew. He's quite a numpty on Twitter/X and gets into a lot of beef and arguments. He recently kicked the hornets nest and got Andrew Tate pissed off, amongst other things.

    • @gogygonzola
      @gogygonzola 5 місяців тому

      Tate's still a nonce, but it is pretty funny seeing him beef with Drew online

    • @jonnawyatt
      @jonnawyatt 5 місяців тому +13

      Getting Andrew Tate pissed off isn't a negative thing though.

    • @foxmccloud6979
      @foxmccloud6979 5 місяців тому +3

      @@jonnawyatt You're right. It ain't a bad thing at all. But at the end of the day. Drew is still a LOLcow.

  • @davidmonaghan1896
    @davidmonaghan1896 5 місяців тому +19

    Pavloua: a bland dessert mainly composed of tasteless blancmange

  • @Dog-999i
    @Dog-999i 5 місяців тому +6

    Drew is slowly morphing into Nikocado Avocado.

  • @AsparagusG
    @AsparagusG 5 місяців тому +12

    Big fan of how sometimes you really get your feet dirty and waddle into swamps (up to the balls) of internet Australian subculture horror and shine a light upon the fked up creatures you find there (i.e. Gary Orsum). Watching videos like this I feel like Nic Cage in 8mm.

  • @jigs5053
    @jigs5053 5 місяців тому +16

    “Take this down” Drew Pavarotti

  • @time603
    @time603 5 місяців тому +32

    He "Accidently" spent 6hrs in the beat.. Accidentally?? 😅😂
    I take it he wasn't the DJ 😂😅

    • @MickH60
      @MickH60 5 місяців тому +5

      He was the "Receiver"....🤣🤣

    • @cormoran2303
      @cormoran2303 5 місяців тому +3

      Apparently all the men "kissing like this" didn't give it away. 😂
      What straight bar does he go to where men are pashing on?🤣

    • @bangkokstallion
      @bangkokstallion 5 місяців тому

      Wasn't the DJ but giving the BJs

  • @JonathanOtt-o6w
    @JonathanOtt-o6w 5 місяців тому +3

    "He called me fat, and now I want him dead." It's not a good look...

  • @michaelpearce4632
    @michaelpearce4632 5 місяців тому +8

    Drew Pavlou is Ralph Babet from Temu 😂

  • @bazzagazza1024
    @bazzagazza1024 5 місяців тому +39

    Forgot scomo was a lolcow

  • @jackcampbell5263
    @jackcampbell5263 5 місяців тому +3

    i met drew pavlou in a book shop shortly after that one controversial thing i cant even remember. and he wouldnt shut up about how his dad owns a fruit shop and is a successful migrant

    • @eryalmario5299
      @eryalmario5299 5 місяців тому +3

      He looks like a bother to everyone

  • @milymentalist
    @milymentalist 4 місяці тому +3

    I didn't know aussies had their own version of Ian Miles Cheong

  • @TheQuenchingTurtle
    @TheQuenchingTurtle 5 місяців тому +7

    "Put Austalia in NATO"..... Lucky Australia isn't in the North Atlantic.

  • @PyjamaLlama
    @PyjamaLlama 5 місяців тому +120

    Drew: "Mock Me"
    Drew: "No, that's too much mocking"

    • @user-ix4zy2rv1l
      @user-ix4zy2rv1l 5 місяців тому +1

      Just a reminder that being an a$$wipe is not a Labor value.

  • @seanmcdonagh6237
    @seanmcdonagh6237 5 місяців тому +5

    “I speak up for humanity” is a funny line

  • @hannahc4054
    @hannahc4054 5 місяців тому +11

    I had an online debate with him once a few year ago now and he called me a 'communist' because I said that "It's not good to go to war with China, and I don't think the US cares enough about us" He claimed I was a FSB agent. LEL

  • @Sam-jd5bk
    @Sam-jd5bk 5 місяців тому +26

    please make the tankie pig shirt

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 5 місяців тому +9

    He "accidentally" visits gay bars and describes you in such adoring detail.
    If his girlfriend isn't his right hand, I think she has quite a few questions to ask him.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 5 місяців тому

      Protruding nipples is one of the Freudian slips of all time

  • @Zakkarath
    @Zakkarath 5 місяців тому +51

    Drew sounds like he needs to get a real job.....

    • @adambed1536
      @adambed1536 5 місяців тому +18

      Isn't there an interview with his dad where he basically says the same thing?

    • @renatlottiepilled
      @renatlottiepilled 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@@adambed1536yes it's the same interview that says his gf hides her relationship because she's kinda ashamed of his antics

    • @SteveW84
      @SteveW84 5 місяців тому

      And i reckon Jordies could get a real job - he is being a bully on youtube for about a decade - and has not grown up at all yet man!

    • @Hurricayne92
      @Hurricayne92 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@SteveW84found the Drew bot

    • @NorfolkEnchants
      @NorfolkEnchants 5 місяців тому +3

      @@adambed1536 And there was a video posted recently of his dad yelling at him to get a job/telling him that his antics were making it highly unlikely that anyone would be willing to employ him. There's a reason his family, girlfriend and any so called 'friends' don't want to be associated with him in public.

  • @crispeggies
    @crispeggies 5 місяців тому +2

    "i regret saying you shouldn't have been murdered" is crazy work 💀💀💀💀

  • @tomcustard
    @tomcustard 5 місяців тому +4

    Drew is in great company with darksydephil

  • @Nohandlebarshere
    @Nohandlebarshere 5 місяців тому +5

    This vid is basically that moulding sandwich in the corner of your locker you didn't throw out for the entirety of year 9 as it was a) too much work and b) kinda interesting in a yuck way

  • @MickH60
    @MickH60 5 місяців тому +9

    Oh it's Drew "I'm not gay but the bloke i'm rooting might be" Pavlou....🤣🤣

  • @ThatOneSeiryū
    @ThatOneSeiryū 5 місяців тому +35

    6:03 Not the Wii Sports BMI SFX 😭 💀

  • @thomasglenn1365
    @thomasglenn1365 5 місяців тому +25

    Scott Steiner voice: *"HE'S FAT!!!!"*

    • @PhillipWhite-uz3wu
      @PhillipWhite-uz3wu 5 місяців тому +1

      You saw that one?! Samoa Joe was who he was talking about.

    • @thomasglenn1365
      @thomasglenn1365 5 місяців тому +1

      @@PhillipWhite-uz3wu The same Applies to Drew!

    • @PhillipWhite-uz3wu
      @PhillipWhite-uz3wu 5 місяців тому

      @@thomasglenn1365 HES FAT!!!!

  • @JackSeaEagle
    @JackSeaEagle 5 місяців тому +7

    That "fighter jet" that he's in isn't even impressive. It's a Czech made L39 Albatros produced 1971-1996 and used for pilot training and light ground attack

  • @scruz6293
    @scruz6293 5 місяців тому +5

    “Which is about the size of Israel HMMM”

  • @greengeck0
    @greengeck0 5 місяців тому +20

    Drew is one of the reasons why the word tankie lost all meaning. It used to be used by us lads in the post soviet space to talk about Janusz and Vlad with big hard ons for prague tactics, now its just tankies calling other people tankies

    • @bac0nknight691
      @bac0nknight691 5 місяців тому +1

      Drew I would best describe as being a Pro Western Tankie.

  • @Graterstuuf
    @Graterstuuf 5 місяців тому +122

    Cyraxx was one of the best until he transformed into horrocow.

    • @meckaforce1
      @meckaforce1 5 місяців тому +3

      What? What happened to cyraxx?

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 5 місяців тому

      so did Chris Chan, and another who wears diapers and pretends to be autistic called Andy Ditch

    • @MaximumMemes1075
      @MaximumMemes1075 5 місяців тому

      what the f*ck is a cyraxx? or a “horrocow”? 😂

    • @l-l
      @l-l 5 місяців тому +1

      @@MaximumMemes1075google it. You won't be disappointed

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 5 місяців тому

      @@MaximumMemes1075watch:
      tales from the internet : cyraxx
      For more info, it’s complicated

  • @zombielynx21
    @zombielynx21 5 місяців тому +3

    I forgot that saying a crime is bad means no one can make fun of me ever again. Incredible.

  • @TedCruzFeet
    @TedCruzFeet 5 місяців тому +39

    3:40 why would anyone in australia love pine gap? Are there actually people that are pine gap fans like there are people that are fans of trains?

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 місяців тому +10

      Not necessarily but it's a highly politicized issue and there are a lot of very ardently pro-US people in Australia.

    • @seethingg
      @seethingg 5 місяців тому

      NATO bootlickers think america good

    • @lordmashie
      @lordmashie 5 місяців тому +22

      Even as a relatively pro-US person myself (as far as FJ viewers are concerned anyway by the looks of things), that much enthusiasm for pine gap definitely raises an eyebrow for me lmao. Could just be another episode of his attention-seeking serial tweeter personality though.

    • @joejohnstonjoe
      @joejohnstonjoe 5 місяців тому +7

      Train haters are the real worry.
      Why hate trains?

    • @TehAhrora
      @TehAhrora 5 місяців тому +8

      @@lordmashie I think he just loves to larp as an american, the other day he tweeted that he's voting for Kamala Harris and denouncing Trump like if he was an american citizen LMAO. and when he gets called out for being australian he says, and I quote; "I'm speaking about voting in a metaphysical sense."
      what an intellectual paragon

  • @griffin1366
    @griffin1366 5 місяців тому +38

    Drew had a debate with some right-wing guys and got absolutely dumpstered.
    Such a weird fella'

    • @papaaddy9269
      @papaaddy9269 5 місяців тому +1

      yeah , he got smashed like the cowardly little dork he is.
      All he can retort with his "you are gay" or " you are restarted"

    • @antichristcountersignaler9061
      @antichristcountersignaler9061 5 місяців тому +13

      He debated Joel Davis on elijah schaffer’s show, he got absolutely demolished

    • @megakillerx
      @megakillerx 5 місяців тому

      Imagine being an “anti-authoritarian” liberal and somehow manages to fumble a debate against a self proclaimed neo-nazi.

    • @arnel7776
      @arnel7776 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@antichristcountersignaler9061 and afterwards he edited his own Wikipedia to say he won the debate🤣🤣🤣

    • @griffin1366
      @griffin1366 5 місяців тому

      @@antichristcountersignaler9061 I didn't want to mention their names, but yes.
      And @arnel7776 is correct, he edits his own wikipedia :~)

  • @toastyturtle1767
    @toastyturtle1767 5 місяців тому +12

    Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who thinks he's up himself

  • @rob45x
    @rob45x 5 місяців тому +2

    The part where the wayne-ker is in the plane made me nearly piss myself lol

  • @siobhan-rae
    @siobhan-rae 5 місяців тому +7

    pavlou once defended people being friends with epstein…… all i’m saying

  • @AnarchyEnsues
    @AnarchyEnsues 5 місяців тому +5

    The worst thing about new twitter ... It people like him get paid for your views and replies to his insane tweets... And he gets heaps on money for international Zio'nisms

  • @CuruptedCR
    @CuruptedCR 5 місяців тому +5

    I need an Ungrateful Tankie-Pig shirt

  • @jamesgilbert124
    @jamesgilbert124 5 місяців тому +2

    "Please! For the love of God - and your inevitable video response - FILM IT IN WIDESCREEN."

  • @Jim-yk9zw
    @Jim-yk9zw 5 місяців тому +5

    I hadn't heard of this gronk until he got smashed in a debate not long ago by Joel Davis.

  • @TazziedoesWT
    @TazziedoesWT 5 місяців тому +9

    That photo he uses on that video is going into a hidden folder ;)

  • @T3nch1
    @T3nch1 5 місяців тому +13

    Witnessing a Lolcow is like seeing an animal at the zoo; Do not enter the Lolcow's enclosure, do not feed the Lolcow, do not taunt the Lolcow, try to avoid flash photography as the sudden lights might cause the Lolcow to behave more eratic, only professional handlers may engage the Lolcow.
    Don't be one of the mooks that actively make life worse for Chris-chan, Dragonlord and the like. Simply enjoy laughing at them from a safe distance.

  • @mileidyclass
    @mileidyclass 5 місяців тому +26

    Ok, I'm American, I am not an expert on Australian politics in any way (my main source of education on that matter are Jordies' videos), hell, I'm not even an expert in politics in _any_ country, let alone my own, but how tf is Jordies a tankie?! How tf is the Labour Party, the party Jordies supports the most, tankie?! From what I know about them, they're just center-left, that's pretty fucking far from being a tankie! Lmao

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 місяців тому +16

      Well Jordan seems critical of the US's role in the world and in Australia, and to a lot of tribalistic western world order types that makes him a tankie. I can see people having issues with Jordies not really talking much about China, but then I think it's understandable if Jordies feels American issues are more relevant to Australia. Plus if Jordies were secretly pro-China, I'm not sure he would've shown a map of China in the video, definitively without Taiwan as a part of it lol

    • @jackiemoon1556
      @jackiemoon1556 5 місяців тому +1

      Wtf is a tankie?

    • @AriaTheDisciple
      @AriaTheDisciple 5 місяців тому +16

      @@jackiemoon1556 Slur/term for a specific type of Communist that is in support of say countries like Russia, NK and any other "left" regime. The main takeaway is as long as said country is anti-west then tankies will support them even if they are pretty backwards in all conceivable metrics e.g LGBTQ rights, general freedoms etc.

    • @jackiemoon1556
      @jackiemoon1556 5 місяців тому +5

      @@AriaTheDisciple Thanks very much, appreciated.

    • @paulmatters2641
      @paulmatters2641 5 місяців тому

      The Labor Party (there is no u in Labor, they are collectivist) has a lot of think tanks., Chubby Cheeks is being ironic like in the gay club

  • @Delbzy
    @Delbzy 5 місяців тому +40

    No fucking way you made a video on this guy LMAO
    Followed him on X for a while because he gave me a few laughs (the video in the fighter jet was S-tier) but fuck me it seems that Mr Pavlova is just in full-time schizo mode so I had to banish him from the timeline

  • @somerandomperson15
    @somerandomperson15 5 місяців тому +8

    No way I just walked past him an hour ago (I go to the same uni)

  • @BARLOWES4PRES
    @BARLOWES4PRES 5 місяців тому +8

    his name RHYMING should b enough to make him a LOLcow

  • @ChaosEater39
    @ChaosEater39 5 місяців тому +25

    PLEASE make it a shirt

  • @Caxon81
    @Caxon81 5 місяців тому +10

    The second coming of Chiang Kai-Shek you say? Does this come with Three Principles of the People? Or no?

  • @BeardyMacBeardFace
    @BeardyMacBeardFace 5 місяців тому +25

    I've intentionally spent hours in gay night clubs.
    Quick, somebody accuse me of being gay and see if care!

    • @SerinJameson
      @SerinJameson 5 місяців тому +2

      This is like that thing where the boys from a channel named BoyBoy had to come out, isn't it?

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 5 місяців тому +3

      That ans other things no straight man has ever said😂

    • @MicMc539
      @MicMc539 5 місяців тому +3

      The Beat is great for Music and Drugs.
      The Mens Toilet however is fucking frightening! It's safer to piss in the Alley out back.

    • @TOTN17
      @TOTN17 5 місяців тому +2

      @@SerinJameson Are they actually Gay or was that whole thing a Joke?

  • @tzz89
    @tzz89 5 місяців тому +1

    Your impersonation of his voice is absolutely spot-on. Me thinks we have a repeat character to dump on every now and then - GG, Drew Pavwoo

  • @grimslade0
    @grimslade0 5 місяців тому +50

    The guy in the fighter jet is calling other people "tankies"?

    • @ParaFox404
      @ParaFox404 5 місяців тому +6

      it's a term for people that think russia is the best thing ever, same as the people who think 1940's germany was the best thing ever
      people also call em commieboos (which is a very funny lookin word)

    • @DunYappin
      @DunYappin 5 місяців тому +3

      Baby brain. You don't even know where the word comes from

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 5 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@ParaFox404Wehraboo is the term for WWII German enthusiasts.

    • @Princess_Jessie3414
      @Princess_Jessie3414 5 місяців тому +3

      I can't believe he called jordie a tankie, like maybe I'm out of the loop but jordie is not a tankie at all?

    • @labombaromba
      @labombaromba 5 місяців тому

      @@Princess_Jessie3414 I'm being very broad but it seems like anyone who rightfully calls out the west and happens to also advocate for workers gets labelled a 'tankie', usually by hardcore libs.

  • @hyperspacejester7377
    @hyperspacejester7377 5 місяців тому +11

    I didn't know Joe Hockey done skits!? 😆

  • @jimpikoulis6726
    @jimpikoulis6726 5 місяців тому +10

    The male model from Mudgee

  • @8lec_R
    @8lec_R 5 місяців тому +6

    Learned about this character from BadEmpanada lol

  • @Lowco5
    @Lowco5 5 місяців тому +5

    You ain't done nothing if you ain't been called a tankie nowadays.

  • @Scottagram
    @Scottagram 5 місяців тому +3

    damn that disclaimer at the start was right
    learning this dude exists WAS a waste of time

  • @machinegunpreacher7582
    @machinegunpreacher7582 5 місяців тому +3

    The Lebo accent is the best

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 Місяць тому

    No one "accidently" spends 6hrs anywhere... anything after the first 5 minutes and you're exactly where you want to be.

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal 5 місяців тому +33

    Which spectrum is he on? It seems he's on all of them, apart from the colour spectrum.

    • @Dog-999i
      @Dog-999i 5 місяців тому +2

      The ZX Spectrum because his brain is stuck in the past

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal 5 місяців тому

      @@Dog-999i Whoa there, Hoss. Let's not insult the Ol' Speccy here.

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 місяців тому +2

    I am so glad that FriendlyJordies is sitting right beside me, talking to me about the downright bewildering rituals of one of Australia's most paranoid, obsessive, delusional, and narcissistic individuals: Drew Pavlou, professional LOLcow.
    Please let my family go, FriendlyJordies. I'm begging you.

  • @thought_criminal14
    @thought_criminal14 5 місяців тому +5

    Joel Davis brought me here.

    • @thad1488
      @thad1488 5 місяців тому +3

      Hail Joel

  • @fattydeboomba2092
    @fattydeboomba2092 5 місяців тому +1

    " no. You can't have the jeans" . Melbourne models