These Journalists Attacked Me, Where Are They Now?

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  • @friendlyjordies
    @friendlyjordies  Місяць тому +134

    Sign up to Patreon and on our next poll we'll be adding Part 2 as an option. There are plenty more journos to check in on: www.patreon.com/friendlyjordies

    • @TK.D36
      @TK.D36 Місяць тому

      I got one for you. You supported the labour communist agenda. Boooo

    • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU
      @QIKUGAMES-QIKU Місяць тому

      I had much respect for his efforts the last 2 years until I saw that he hasn't changed 1 bit. Except for his own cameras 📷 😢 But now he can go fk off back to jail with the rest of the Hero's and little boys 😢 What's a Dog's act it was. Especially since he keeps laughing and you see this poor idiot cop it and tries to say he was joking as he's spitting out blood and shit Sand digger Kebab spiced lamb. It's not even a REAL SOUVLAKI as he keeps bragging that's where he comes from.. he sells MUSLIM AND KOSHER SPICED LAMB ! that's not CHRISTIAN as what he claims to be with his cross tattoo on the back of his ARAB head. Just another UA-cam hopeful that's showed his true P DIDDY colors. Scum 100%

    • @__Max-oe6zm
      @__Max-oe6zm Місяць тому

      get a haircut you hippie, it's starting to look like a toupee

    • @dougieboxell6505
      @dougieboxell6505 Місяць тому

      Can I just say, on behalf of all fat fucks with a lisp (so, 120% of AFL & KFC fans), we do NOT endorse Shame Downerling.

  • @jimbojones1107
    @jimbojones1107 Місяць тому +1690

    Literally everyone in Australian media and politics knowingly ignored Alan Jones's depravity for over 40 years

    • @TheRockingM
      @TheRockingM Місяць тому +85

      Chopper Read didn't.

    • @Mrc172
      @Mrc172 Місяць тому +24

      That includes Sky News.

    • @jimbojones1107
      @jimbojones1107 Місяць тому +29

      @@TheRockingMyour right apologies to chopper, Albo literally ran when asked about the 28

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames Місяць тому +49

      Sky news didn’t report on his arrest, on the day they piled on stories about the price of onions or wind turbines causing cancer or whatever

    • @TimsAFK
      @TimsAFK Місяць тому +22

      Most defended him knowing full well he was a predator. Uncle Chop tried to warn us

  • @johnston7744
    @johnston7744 Місяць тому +972

    Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.

  • @bobalot2
    @bobalot2 Місяць тому +1497

    Who has never been arrested in a London toilet? Friendlyjordies.

    • @lawrenceoctaviuskeet3212
      @lawrenceoctaviuskeet3212 Місяць тому +109

      Don't jinx him, he'll get busted buying bootleg 40k figurines in a toilet in Cheshire or some shit

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Місяць тому +31

      Why did I read this in the cadence of "SpongeBob SquarePants"?

    • @biffer24
      @biffer24 Місяць тому +1

      I heard it was Museum Station dunnies

    • @biffer24
      @biffer24 Місяць тому +1

      The rest of Local Product went to Kings...tales to tell.😊

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 Місяць тому +2

      Mark Ella likes Friendlyjordies

  • @aliwatson95
    @aliwatson95 Місяць тому +909

    the title is really ominous.

    • @pluggedfinn-bj3hn
      @pluggedfinn-bj3hn Місяць тому +41

      Yeah, half expecting to get home addresses clicking on this 😂

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 Місяць тому +6

      timing

    • @SmallerRidley
      @SmallerRidley Місяць тому +38

      "Where I am keeping them now."

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP Місяць тому +9

      Where are they now?
      About 2 meters below.

    • @h.c5750
      @h.c5750 Місяць тому +2

      If only it were as ominous as it sounds

  • @MorryOnTheFence
    @MorryOnTheFence Місяць тому +454

    My favourite part of Shane's video was where he concluded you're on the take of the ALP because you have a patreon and fundraised a legal fund.

  • @hoilst265
    @hoilst265 Місяць тому +926

    I've never heard Andrew Tate talk before. Holy crap, that voice explains a lot.

    • @PriyaPans
      @PriyaPans Місяць тому +213

      And that's the guy that was catfishing men for money. He's the epitome of manliness apparently.

    • @DomWood
      @DomWood Місяць тому +178

      I also have whiplash from finally hearing tate after years of his chinless mug greasing my internet cables and the thing that really grills my marsupial is that people were that ENTIRE TIME PAYING TO LISTEN TO HIM

    • @findmeinthecarpet
      @findmeinthecarpet Місяць тому +54

      ​@@DomWoodgrills my marsupial 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Numptaloid
      @Numptaloid Місяць тому +1

      tell me your secrets

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Місяць тому +54

      @@DomWood people also pay $50 a month to hang out on a bad clone of discord with other Tate fans. You can’t send direct messages until you’ve been there for three months. They got hacked recently 😂

  • @markcarey67
    @markcarey67 Місяць тому +486

    "Fiddler on the Radio" - I lost my shit at that

    • @andrewlefevre9018
      @andrewlefevre9018 Місяць тому +7

      It's champagne comedy, is what it is

    • @mre6330
      @mre6330 Місяць тому +10

      Golden shower comedy.😂
      Apologies for taking the piss.

    • @tylershadlow5792
      @tylershadlow5792 Місяць тому +2

      I also like jokes...

  • @rng43
    @rng43 Місяць тому +355

    17:51 If Jordies was paid by Labor, We'll have more Warhammer 40k Videos.

  • @fungoose2195
    @fungoose2195 27 днів тому +27

    Complaining about toxic masculinity only to move to a country with a conservative theocracy is probably the most ironic life one could leave and I'm in for it.

  • @hoilst265
    @hoilst265 Місяць тому +226

    Find some old Kings School Parramatta boys (er, if you've not completely alienated them) and ask them about Jones. He was quickly and quietly drummed out of there - hush-hush.

    • @dahhhkness9706
      @dahhhkness9706 Місяць тому +12

      pin this

    • @motozz8258
      @motozz8258 Місяць тому +3

      was that a religious school and if so what name was the religion

    • @motozz8258
      @motozz8258 Місяць тому

      i checked it out Anglican ! you cant say that ! the most secretive and protected from the media the Anglicans Yep pin it , letter bombs will start immediately likely from the commissioner of police , personal opinion .

    • @calmc9655
      @calmc9655 Місяць тому +2

      ​@motozz8258 probly Anglo given its title

    • @mattkoselowski-wh9vj
      @mattkoselowski-wh9vj Місяць тому

      Back in 80's I knew a man that went to Kings, who would be as old as Allan, but he is dead now. He even looked like Allen. He was a massive pedop#ile. Tried grooming me, but I was on to him. He was a disgusting human.

  • @jjsc4396
    @jjsc4396 Місяць тому +197

    The absolutely less than zero even acknowledgement that Alan Jones even exists now by Sky News Australia says it all 😂

    • @motozz8258
      @motozz8258 Місяць тому +1

      Sky news is great , better than the rest

    • @capybara1331
      @capybara1331 Місяць тому +1

      Bro what you talking about.

    • @jemshadow123
      @jemshadow123 Місяць тому +1

      Because he doesnt work at Sky News anymore, he left to become a youtuber lol

    • @mem7806
      @mem7806 Місяць тому

      ​@@motozz8258damn i always heard it was a Murdoch fox-like creation but apparently not
      checked adfontes and its one of the most unbiased & reliable news sources ive seen

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 26 днів тому +3

      @@motozz8258it’s objectively garbage and propaganda

  • @thehandleiwantedwasntavailable
    @thehandleiwantedwasntavailable Місяць тому +106

    I was disappointed the creep was given bail. He needs to be locked away for his remaining days. The guy leaves little more than a toxic scare over this country.

    • @Stumpyblue
      @Stumpyblue Місяць тому +1

      We’d all like to know the network who kept him out of jail. When Queensland was a small village back in the day the rumours were quite detailed and personal and only now he’s being hauled up.

  • @annebowman5954
    @annebowman5954 Місяць тому +32

    I think Jordies standing up for unions is one of the best things he does, and have so often wished there were unions for freelance illustrators.

    • @growlusnotneeded3251
      @growlusnotneeded3251 Місяць тому +2

      There is a union for what you're asking, but you have to discover it for yourself as you'll get too accustomed to having the information spoon fed to you instead of discovering it for yourself.

    • @SeanHartnett-t8c
      @SeanHartnett-t8c 23 дні тому

      @@growlusnotneeded3251 imteresting

  • @liambanner3557
    @liambanner3557 Місяць тому +161

    After indulging in your previous dissections of these fine journo game earlier today; watching this video feels vaguely like picking over an overpriced woolies roast chicken for every red cent of meat I am rightfully owed.
    Much obliged, Mr Jordies.

    • @cake.1344
      @cake.1344 Місяць тому +2

      Chicken drumsticks from tesco hot food section

  • @weathercaster
    @weathercaster Місяць тому +84

    I am from the US.
    Because of this channel, I know more about Australian politics and politicians than anyone else in my friend circle.
    Thanks for that, it has come in handy in the most unsuspecting of circumstances.

    • @jimbojones1107
      @jimbojones1107 Місяць тому

      @@weathercaster none of them are allowed to participate without being compromised, most went to the same schools and they attend the same disturbing party's, an illusion of choice

    • @Mottohead73
      @Mottohead73 Місяць тому +6

      United States of Brazil doesn't get given enough cred

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 Місяць тому +220

    I disliked Alan Jones well before he was slapped with criminal charges and public shaming... does that make me a latte loving hipster..?
    Dammit, I can't do turtle necks, they annoy me more than Ray Hadley and Andrew Bolt combined.

    • @davidwild66
      @davidwild66 Місяць тому +5

      Turtle necks are a Rowan Dean level of annoying.

    • @Lady1974M
      @Lady1974M Місяць тому +9

      I dislike radio in general, but after Cronulla I developed a particular dislike for Alan Jones and feared that the initial complaints about his 'assaults' wouldn't go anywhere. When I heard that he got arrested I was pretty happy.
      BTW: I'm not a latte loving hipster either. I take my coffee black. But I can still rock a turtle neck - in a professional setting, you understand. Not to just casually go to pick up some avocados from Woolies.

    • @damson3413
      @damson3413 Місяць тому

      yes, it quite literally does.
      you asked.
      why? because the average people just didn't care or know or even devote any mental capacity to it at all.
      I know this is hard to imagine, but it's true. take what you know with your even passing interest in the subject and just assume none of that is known for most people.
      and they still haven't dedicated any mental capacity to it and never will. they're more busy with things like 10 cents per can returned to make ends meet before their next pay check, than giving a single crap about alan jones.
      all that matters to the average person in that entire arena, is: "is the media trustworthy?" and the answer to that is a resounding no for anybody outside of the globalist/elitist/rich bastard club.
      crowing about one brick falling when the entire wall needs to be torn down and rebuilt just looks stupid.
      what do you call a journalist in prison for touching boys? a good start.

    • @DogmadawgMAMR
      @DogmadawgMAMR Місяць тому

      Shut up dude Alex Jones is the goat

    • @Mrc172
      @Mrc172 Місяць тому

      And they probably have been.

  • @krisstasko
    @krisstasko Місяць тому +37

    Jordies dunking on journos who attacked him is my favorite genre, so I'm happy he's giving us a "where are they now" as it's something I was curious about!

  • @kartang
    @kartang Місяць тому +55

    Shane's article surprisingly went down very poorly on Twitter, I guess it didnt reach the greens or liberal part of auspol

  • @TaiSai_06
    @TaiSai_06 Місяць тому +58

    The cicada had some valid input to the conversation.

    • @deliasharpalyce
      @deliasharpalyce Місяць тому +11

      the cicadas are admirable creatures, really. they sleep for years then come out to scream, fuck, and scream more. we should all live by their example

  • @BrisbaneTeslaGuy
    @BrisbaneTeslaGuy Місяць тому +29

    True story my dad went to school with AJ IN Toowoomba at Grammar. Up until the day my Dad died he thought Alan was a top bloke. But I spent years trying to convince my dad he was a massive odd dude he refused to believe it at all it drove me nuts. Alan does have a hold on people. So unfortunate.

  • @yourlocaldolphin
    @yourlocaldolphin Місяць тому +162

    Wonder where gary orsum is now 🤔

  • @timdavison4675
    @timdavison4675 Місяць тому +10

    "I know what I'm doing is actively destroying my view count" while maniacally laughing tells you everything you need to know about friendly Jordies. Love your work mate. 👍

  • @humannerd26
    @humannerd26 Місяць тому +130

    Wait I thought Kangaroo court of Australia was our version of the Onion???

    • @mainstream2226
      @mainstream2226 Місяць тому +59

      Nah that's The Betoota Advocate. Kangaroo Court is a grifter.

    • @TheCorbatron
      @TheCorbatron Місяць тому +4

      @@mainstream2226 Grifter got grifted lol

  • @kadenhamilton8463
    @kadenhamilton8463 Місяць тому +17

    I don't even know if jordies is a good journalist. I'm an American. I just watch this channel for a master class in shit talking

  • @Lady1974M
    @Lady1974M Місяць тому +31

    Everything you need to know about Shane Dowling is in the lawsuit brought against him by Capilano Honey. There are many, many filings to get through but they paint a pretty comprehensive picture of an obsessive nut who literally just makes stuff up then whines when he gets caught out.

    • @Timothan
      @Timothan Місяць тому +6

      it's a good example because there was a real story there, and a good one, but he blew it way out of proportion and directly claimed things that weren't true in order to make the situation more scandalous. Capilano shouldn't have been in the right (they were mixing very poor quality honey in their products), but he devalued the real facts of the matter and turned the whole thing in on himself

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Місяць тому

      @@Timothan The "mixing poor-quality honey" bit is a half-truth. Yes, they blended Chinese, Mexican, and Argentinian honey into one of their brands - Allowrie.
      What the crunchy urban hippie types like Shane Dowling (and Robert Costa, the millionaire owner of Costa Group who grows all those tomatoes, who bankrolled the tests) implied was that Capilano was doing it to its Capilano-branded honey. Hence why you had millions of neckbeards and wankers with Flow Hives on /r/australia crying about how Capilano-branded honey was "lying" to consumers on the shelves.
      Oh, and by the way. Capilano used to be a cooperative, run by the beekeepers themselves. It's likely that Robert Costa bankrolled the honey testing in a bid to drive down share prices so that it could be bought by Kerry Stokes and Andrew Forrest as a private equity deal, and we all know what private equity does to brands and companies, in an attempt to sell more fancy honey to China.
      Don't expect a FriendlyJordies report on it, but since one of the people involved in the takeover who benefited from it is Albert Tse, who's currently banging Jessica Rudd.

  • @lakeside8069
    @lakeside8069 Місяць тому +35

    Couldn't agree agree more mate the amount of people that want out of a union because they say it does nothing for us and they are corrupt take the union away and see how quick they are protesting in the streets , I work for a national company and I hear it a lot.

  • @RadicalValkyrie
    @RadicalValkyrie Місяць тому +25

    'Fiddler On The Radio'
    Brilliant.

  • @robleavold84
    @robleavold84 Місяць тому +29

    Chopper did try to tell us.

  • @Powertampa
    @Powertampa Місяць тому +66

    European here: Everything okay? Oi twice if the Emu's are being weird again. We'll come help this time, promise, just say the word.

    • @StaceWah
      @StaceWah Місяць тому +12

      Oi twice is sooo good! 😂❤

    • @thomasrooker2959
      @thomasrooker2959 Місяць тому +2

      There is a war going on in Europe and you’re concerned with aussie journalists?

    • @wdaadwa5005
      @wdaadwa5005 Місяць тому +9

      @@thomasrooker2959what are we supposed to do right now? And if you answer please don’t simplify a country’s government actions and apply their opinion to the entire population as well

    • @StaceWah
      @StaceWah Місяць тому +1

      @@thomasrooker2959 who will know about the war without journalists? I see what you're doing there with irony ... cute!

    • @DomWood
      @DomWood Місяць тому +1

      @@thomasrooker2959 there's a war going on in my pants right now and you're concerned with youtube comments?

  • @wiretamer5710
    @wiretamer5710 Місяць тому +11

    These people are NOT JOURNALISTS!
    A ‘conservative’ journalist is an oxymoron
    Journalists, question authority. These people do not.
    People who champion authority in media are spin doctors
    Nothing they say is objective.
    They have no honour.
    History tells us that such corporate mouthpieces are almost always fascist collaborators.
    You sir, are a satirical comic and journalist.
    A essential part of the forth estate, and by definition an honourable man.
    Carry on.
    'Irreverence is the champion of liberty and it's only sure defence' Mark Twain

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 27 днів тому +2

      There is totally room for conservative journalists, I say this as someone on the left. The right's job is to be sceptical of change and interrogate that, the left's job is to be sceptical of the status quo. Both are important to a functional society, it's just currently the right are currently not doing this job very well imo

    • @kamu38
      @kamu38 3 дні тому

      Lol the ABC?

  • @zomboxsniper4532
    @zomboxsniper4532 Місяць тому +66

    The Shane Dowling segment should be a different video

    • @timoleary8751
      @timoleary8751 Місяць тому

      His comment sections are full of uNiPaRtY cookers and the fugitive himself appears to lack a sense of humour

  • @lachlanpetrie326
    @lachlanpetrie326 Місяць тому +45

    WHAT ABOUT THE PRAWN!? You forgot about your best mate Jordy!

    • @wilson2455
      @wilson2455 Місяць тому

      0:30 - WTF was that all about ??

    • @FonzSuda7403
      @FonzSuda7403 Місяць тому +3

      I wanna know about the molerat

  • @Grifflez
    @Grifflez Місяць тому +15

    I walked away around 10:36 while listening to the audio and thought there was a god damn cicada inside my house, dammit.

    • @LuC-k777
      @LuC-k777 Місяць тому

      I thought some escaped feeder crickets/regular got into the dang house

  • @mickvonbornemann3824
    @mickvonbornemann3824 Місяць тому +95

    Look up in Google the habit in the UAE of paying attractive western women to literally eat shlt.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 Місяць тому +7

      Yikes.

    • @unknownuser_99
      @unknownuser_99 Місяць тому +14

      I wish I never read this, let alone googled it. I am scarred for life.

    • @hoilst265
      @hoilst265 Місяць тому +27

      Yup, no woman choosing to work there is playing with a full deck.

    • @cerealguy6359
      @cerealguy6359 Місяць тому +37

      Because the meme "bippity boppity, women are property", is not a meme to them.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Місяць тому +38

      @@mickvonbornemann3824
      Not many people know that in order to work in almost any Arab country, you need a native "sponsor" that takes part of your income.
      Don't look too far into it. You will end up seeing what modern corporatized slavery looks like.

  • @SuperRiverRat1
    @SuperRiverRat1 Місяць тому +12

    Facts! I watch you both for different reasons. To be informed is to hear all sides. Thank you for the work you do mate!

  • @trunkmunk3y
    @trunkmunk3y Місяць тому +14

    Oh wow, you can sing "Dubaieye 103.8" to that tune of the SmoothFM jingle

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC Місяць тому +5

    It is legitimately insane that someone who has had a murder attempt against them has to answer accusations of being a paid shill from people who haven't. Like, I'm not saying paid shills are untouchable for life, but they probably wouldn't be covering stories that could get them killed either.

  • @downer4207
    @downer4207 Місяць тому +18

    UA-cam tried to push kangaroo court to my algorithm I watched a few and found him to be kinda like Aussie Alan jones Temu style 😂

  • @Kikker861
    @Kikker861 Місяць тому +4

    the propagandists took neurodivergent to mean glitter and sparkles when it actually means 'struggling to communicate' and 'unreasonable obsessions'

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 26 днів тому +2

      Also the majority of people claiming to be neurodivergent now are either completely normal or have mild ADHD

  • @Amargosa2006
    @Amargosa2006 Місяць тому +17

    It’s 13 hours later and I’m still cringing at that Wicked cast interview

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 26 днів тому +2

      The saviour complex they have going on is so gross

  • @Thekitty0706fan
    @Thekitty0706fan Місяць тому +12

    The work you do here Jordan of calling out the corruptions, and explaining events and stories thoroughly regarding the political situation of Australia hits close to home, despite being on the other side of the planet.
    Here in Sweden its much the same. We've made huge leaps because the country has been run with strong union and labour ties which is now days being eroded and taken for granted. The blue's here also try to privatise the energy grid to make the cost of living higher and it mirrors a lot of what is going on in Australia, almost like they're reading out of the same rulebook.
    That helps me keep more allert because many times when i see a video about the greens or liberals doing some sh*t then i can find that some equivalent is planned by parties in our country or has already been put on the table.
    You're doing amazing work, even if i can't contribute to a better Australia it has made me more active and attentive to politics in my own country. To hopefully not have that turn in to a big mess like they have it in the US.

    • @BandBane01
      @BandBane01 Місяць тому

      Quick question. Does Sweden also have a Greens counterpart deliberately fucking up progress in your country?

  • @R3DSH1FT196
    @R3DSH1FT196 Місяць тому +43

    4:42 cliche corporate music jumpscare warning

    • @RandyDanger
      @RandyDanger Місяць тому +3

      My ears... they bleed...

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Місяць тому

      It's so terrible. Why is the typical commercial music? Does any real person genuinely like this kind of music? I don't get it!

  • @alweb360
    @alweb360 21 день тому +1

    I almost lost my lost all of my bodily fluids through every orifice in the first 3 minutes. 😂

  • @grandmasteryoda3594
    @grandmasteryoda3594 Місяць тому +34

    Jordies reliving the glory days

  • @camo576
    @camo576 Місяць тому +7

    the unions in my industry was all mafia, they just took our money. The unions that my friends are in seem fair and proactive. I guess it just comes down to profession, I was trades.

    • @BandBane01
      @BandBane01 Місяць тому +1

      Lemme guess. The union was in the construction industry. I mean Australia's construction industry and organised crime go together like ice cream in summer. I mean the CFMEU got done for corruption cuz of being infiltrated by construction industry mafia.

  • @VaguelyCubic
    @VaguelyCubic Місяць тому +37

    Kangaroo court of australia - unregistered hypercam 2

    • @BandBane01
      @BandBane01 Місяць тому

      Bahahaha. What's missing from his videos is that Dreamscape song from the 2000s.

  • @solitarysurreal3652
    @solitarysurreal3652 Місяць тому +18

    We get it - you're Batman, this video is your Arkham Asylum...who's the Joker here? We've got Mad Hatter, Two-Face, a couple of Penguin contenders...

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Місяць тому +6

      I think it's obvious that Barilaro is the Joker.

    • @McBlazington
      @McBlazington Місяць тому +7

      They're all jokers. Ba-dum tish.

    • @willmarsden7657
      @willmarsden7657 Місяць тому +4

      Gary Orsum is the Joker my man

    • @attilajuhasz2526
      @attilajuhasz2526 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@arifhossain9751 Tha Joker is an 'evil genius'... so, not Bruz.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Місяць тому

      @@attilajuhasz2526
      From what I've seen in recent movies, the Joker is a bumbling idiot.

  • @willmarsden7657
    @willmarsden7657 Місяць тому +51

    This is a strange video for a Warhammer Channel. I have started a Beastmen Army painted as the various demographics of Queensland State of Origin fans.

  • @David-eq8wf
    @David-eq8wf Місяць тому +12

    you better not take this down. let it stay on. its perfect

  • @insertnamehere5809
    @insertnamehere5809 Місяць тому +20

    Allan "The fiddler" Jones. 🏉

  • @piermanwalter2938
    @piermanwalter2938 Місяць тому +5

    double paypal and patreon banner ads on both sides of your site is definitely a sign that you are a legitimate and respected media figure

  • @lukemather9653
    @lukemather9653 Місяць тому +31

    Peter Dutton is also a unfit for office.

  • @imogenx9145
    @imogenx9145 Місяць тому +7

    Someone is using those cicadas like a hint on geoguesser right now

  • @Thisonegoestoeleven666
    @Thisonegoestoeleven666 Місяць тому +35

    Shane Dowling, the man that still hasn't worked out how voice inflections work....

  • @chadbranston9741
    @chadbranston9741 Місяць тому +5

    Working in a right wing think tank must be the easiest job ever. How do we marginalise those we despise even more, but make it sound slightly less horrible.

  • @crazycarl00
    @crazycarl00 Місяць тому +30

    What the fuck is happening in that first interview? I hate everything happening there.

    • @wilson2455
      @wilson2455 Місяць тому +4

      0:30 - WTF was that all about ??

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix Місяць тому +11

      Why does Ariana Grande look like a robot that is computing how to act next when they start crying

    • @crazycarl00
      @crazycarl00 Місяць тому +3

      @@ricebix ever see "Don't Look Up"? It's like she wasn't even playing a character, it's absurd.

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Місяць тому +3

      Creepy, cringey stuff.
      It looks more like the awkward words of a teenager to their idol, than anything related to an interview.

    • @bloodlictor5402
      @bloodlictor5402 Місяць тому

      Thank you for voicing my exact thoughts.

  • @sebhassall1718
    @sebhassall1718 Місяць тому +9

    I got recommended this video literally an hour and a half ago and was worried he might have serious criticism of Jordies, and then i watched it

  • @theBaron001
    @theBaron001 Місяць тому +7

    I'd have thought Jordan was a bit old for Alan to attack these days

  • @bigcatdiary08
    @bigcatdiary08 Місяць тому +9

    0:33 is that a human being on the left next to that life sized bobblehead

  • @lurchtesta3827
    @lurchtesta3827 Місяць тому +8

    FriendlyJordies is an actual respectable & classy journalist, the ones in the thumbnail are just wannabes and all gimmicks.

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 Місяць тому +4

    Jesus, that clip from the Wicked interview at the start was hilariously bad. What even provokes that kind of reaction? It's a film adaption of a musical lmao, why are they all acting like they just achieved world peace

  • @VelcorHF
    @VelcorHF Місяць тому +2

    You know what they say. “Living well (then making a video about who didn’t) is the best revenge”.

  • @sirhammon
    @sirhammon Місяць тому +5

    The problem is, that people are fighting to shape a genre into what THEY want it to be. But it's 2 completely different genres. It's like Soft Porn and the Cartoon Network. They are completely different. You don't see adults trying to force soft porn to be acceptable for kids. And you don't see adults trying to make the Cartoon Network suitable for Soft Porn audiences. There are 2 news genres. Tabloid Entertainment, and Serious Ethical Journalism. And because they aren't separated, people consider tabloid gossip as fact, and ethical journalism as fake news. We need an #EthicalJournalismRating so people can click a button, and get the genre they want. Tabloid gossip doesn't need a genre since it's about 70% more likely to be shared anyway.

  • @ImperialKnight86
    @ImperialKnight86 Місяць тому +27

    12:55. You’re right. He is monotone. He makes me fall asleep.

    • @Conor-gd3in
      @Conor-gd3in Місяць тому +1

      DUDE ACTUALLY HAPPENED TRYING TO REACT TO THE VIDEO, sorry for all-caps but it’s so funny how soothingly boring this guy seems to be lmao

  • @marcodebarkingville1827
    @marcodebarkingville1827 Місяць тому +25

    Interesting return of serve by Jordie, now back to the Kangaroo court for his volley.

    • @TheCorbatron
      @TheCorbatron Місяць тому +5

      It will be a let down :D

    • @jimbojones1107
      @jimbojones1107 Місяць тому

      @@TheCorbatron have you seen his work?

    • @DougieL
      @DougieL Місяць тому +4

      Jordies and Shane both want a similar outcome for Aussies. Let them have their beef annnnnd support their work. (I reckon...?)

  • @hedlund
    @hedlund Місяць тому +1

    Yeah, I shall be needing a second part, thank you!

  • @obamacare9681
    @obamacare9681 Місяць тому +10

    I like the idea of Friendly Jordies patreon just being a bunch of labor MPs trying to start shit with liberal journalists and politicians

  • @gord163
    @gord163 Місяць тому +15

    So all i see is that if a journalist attacks Jordan, they secretly give fillacio to e scooters.

  • @Trouchy
    @Trouchy Місяць тому +5

    Doherty has always had an air of being overly self-important, a nerd in high school who now feels big, taking it out on others. added bonus he gets good boy pats on the head to snoop around on you instead of his benefactors.

  • @petrichor8373
    @petrichor8373 Місяць тому +29

    daves diners presented by auntie shelly

  • @microwave-vh2uc
    @microwave-vh2uc Місяць тому +17

    I came here for the Shane Dowling response and you didn't disappoint lol

  • @QuietM4n
    @QuietM4n Місяць тому +1

    Waiting for the ad to end can’t wait to see how fast I hear “Journos” in this video

    • @QuietM4n
      @QuietM4n Місяць тому +1

      It’s 1:40

  • @Danloreee
    @Danloreee Місяць тому +28

    Every accusation is a confession

  • @olibrooke-bailey333
    @olibrooke-bailey333 Місяць тому +7

    "Fiddler on The Radio" Rocks mate. Love it. Brilliant.
    Congrats on being right about the other stuff. Yay for you.
    That one was a goodie though.

  • @jasonmilgate6769
    @jasonmilgate6769 19 днів тому +1

    Sincerely, Inspirational. Thank you!

  • @beastghostt
    @beastghostt Місяць тому +5

    I don't care if they're recurring characters, I refuse to believe these journnos are real. Their photos are comically stock. Ain't no way they're people.

  • @_effigy_
    @_effigy_ Місяць тому +7

    We gotta get Auntie Shelley reviewing Warhammer

  • @jameslamberton7671
    @jameslamberton7671 Місяць тому +9

    1:01 average friendlyjordies moment

  • @lanecolvin95
    @lanecolvin95 Місяць тому +3

    Friendly Jordies level of journalism is so good I hope some so-called journalists grow a pair and give us hard hitting stories

  • @BasicStealthcamping
    @BasicStealthcamping Місяць тому +6

    thanks for doing what you do, I completely respect where you are coming from. Dont let the cookers win. Cheers

  • @我的家-j4b
    @我的家-j4b Місяць тому +2

    1:28 i legit thought the interviewer was saying "alphabet" in an aussie accent and I was like "yeah! 'tism pride represent" because i know nothing about wicked and then jordy reveals its the witch from wicked and now i feel dumb

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 26 днів тому

      I’m Autistic and “tism pride represent” made me wish I wasn’t

  • @sewersquid7924
    @sewersquid7924 Місяць тому

    Your Hamilton remix at 8:40 is truly incredible

  • @mattfrederic2038
    @mattfrederic2038 Місяць тому +2

    None of any of this will ever effect me here in oregon but i cant stop keeping up with this drama

    • @deborahcurtis1385
      @deborahcurtis1385 25 днів тому

      That's OK we're constantly keeping up with dRumpf.

  • @nigelwallace4408
    @nigelwallace4408 Місяць тому +4

    Hi Jordan,
    I have always been a Labor supporter and a lot of the positive things thst you talk about are true and I agree with you. But you have to admit that Albos government has been a little underwhelming in quite a few areas such as:
    Their lack of protection of whistleblowers, in fact they seem to be as shy as the Liberals about allowing freedom of information. They have also jailed a whistleblower who I thought they would have dropped the case against if they were fair dinky.
    Their secret Crime and Corruption Commission wish is not worth 2 Bob after all their campaigning to bring about change.
    Their continued lack of tax reform so we are not giving away our natural resources to foriegn companies for sweet FA
    They haven't changed any laws regarding honesty in political advertising which will really bite them in the bum next election because I am sure the opposition will trot out a tsunami of Trumpism style misinformation like they did regarding the voice referendum.
    They have not attempted to reform the way that polititions seem to jump straight from their portfolio straight into a lucrative job with the company they have just done a very cosy deal with. (At tax payer expence)
    So until Labor starts to do the right thing by us the citizens I don't think I will be voting for them again any time soon. But r ally if they did a few of these things they would be so popular that they would never lose government. But I guess a lot of the pollies don't really want to stay in power all the time because then they wouldn't be able to take up there lucrative post political career.
    I would be I interested what you think of my thoughts and maybe you could answer a few of them in a future episode.

    • @BandBane01
      @BandBane01 Місяць тому +5

      G'day man. I understand about what you are saying, and you raise valid points. So I wanna go through your points.
      1. Completely with you on the David McBride stuff and it is hard to disagree with your first point.
      2. While Jordan does agree that more public hearings for the NACC are good (and so do I), the main reason for this is so the public are assured that public servants are doing their job. The problem with that is that even if they increased the NACC public hearings to NSW's ICAC, the public would not care as the highlights are fed through media outlets. And as seen with Gladys' ICAC hearing, the public were led to believe that ICAC was corrupt, and she left office with a high approval rating.
      3. One of the main reasons for there not being much taxes against our own resources is because those companies are VERY powerful. When Kevin Rudd tried to introduce a 40% tax on our resources, the Minerals Council and co. launched a $22M ad campaign against it, leading to Rudd getting kicked out by his own party.
      4. While I do agree that there should be TPAL, it really hasn't been a main focus of the Albanese government, as they've been focusing on the cost of living, bringing back Australian manufacturing, and improving the Australian economy.
      5. I feel like you need to elaborate on what you mean there, as I don't quite understand.
      While you do raise valid points, it is also worth acknowledging the great work Albanese has done in terms of increasing wages, reducing HECS debt, increasing investment in social and affordable housing, increasing spots for fee-free TAFE, taxing Multinational Corporations paying SFA taxes, action against the fraudulent activity in the NDIS thanks to the Libs, increased parental leave, and tripled bulk-billing incentives. It's also important to know that governments have to choose what they're going to do in a term of government.
      Also you can ask these questions that you're concerned about on the FJ pod at 6:30pm on their Pod YT channel.

    • @triwilly
      @triwilly Місяць тому +4

      ​@BandBane01 I will also point out that John Howard previously got knifed as Leader of the Opposition in the late 80s by his own party for wanting to put a tax on gold
      Resources sector too powerful

    • @jamescuttler8047
      @jamescuttler8047 26 днів тому

      Do you even watch his content?

  • @cind_errs
    @cind_errs 15 днів тому +1

    Alan Jones got immediate bail which goes to show exactly how powerful in Sydney he is. Supposedly most people are not released until a judge sets bail. For Jones, the cops gave him immediate bail. One standard for us peeps and another for Sydney rich crims.

  • @norbitcleaverhook5040
    @norbitcleaverhook5040 Місяць тому +2

    I've always wondered if Kangaroo court had sold a tshirt at all

  • @yubbnubber3245
    @yubbnubber3245 Місяць тому +7

    All us Tasmanians piss our pants a little whenever you say Lawn-ceston instead of Lon-ceston.

    • @j...bro.
      @j...bro. Місяць тому

      I say L-incest-on

    • @ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars
      @ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars Місяць тому

      It's only because, in English, that's how 'au' is pronounced between two consonants.

  • @Bleenderhead
    @Bleenderhead Місяць тому +1

    damn, it starts with an incomprehensible skit about Wicked and ends with an impassioned speech about the Australian labour movement. It's like watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in reverse.

  • @JesusKristov
    @JesusKristov Місяць тому +1

    Jordan's eyebrows becoming more expressive with every video

  • @Leemasterflex
    @Leemasterflex Місяць тому +1

    8:36 sorry Jordie’s but: theres already been white cast member for Hamilton - Jonathan Groff opened the show as the King of England (which would be an incredible role for Alan now)

  • @CedricAda
    @CedricAda Місяць тому +28

    ahhh that interview at the 40 second mark was such a rough dose of cringe i had to pause this video to comment this

    • @ConReese
      @ConReese Місяць тому

      I'm still trying to figure out why someone would go out and wear a fruit basket on their head

    • @Muglez14
      @Muglez14 Місяць тому +7

      I had to skip it.

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 Місяць тому +11

    Really hope the r/fj vid gets made eventually

  • @FailedRacers
    @FailedRacers Місяць тому +8

    But where's Garry Orsum now? He's the most influencial of them all.

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel Місяць тому +2

    I can't believe the patrons didn't vote for a 40k video. Literal monsters.

  • @Setharius
    @Setharius Місяць тому +3

    As a middle aged autistic person... I got 47 seconds in and I'm like... WUT..... We suck at reading social situations... why are you in a social situation and pretending you can read the room? I am probably wrong but do these guests look scared?

    • @Setharius
      @Setharius Місяць тому +1

      huh... the lady with blonde hair is pankicing and trying to appease both the host and guest. I'm completely lost and I do not know who any of these people are nor do I understand any of this. I prefer playing pinball... at least the rulesheets make sense.

  • @Wrasse-w5e
    @Wrasse-w5e Місяць тому +14

    If a broke guy defames you, can you even sue them? Can’t get blood from a stone etc

    • @amandak.4246
      @amandak.4246 Місяць тому +1

      idk about over there but in the us i think a person's wages would be garnished

  • @cinemaocd1752
    @cinemaocd1752 Місяць тому +1

    YOU DID IT. thank you for bringing this to my attention.

  • @laurenkaitlyn6341
    @laurenkaitlyn6341 Місяць тому +43

    in 2006 I bought a dvd of high plains drifter starring Clint Eastwood for my dad, but it had a sticker on it that said "Alan Jones recommends!"
    He ripped it off straight away. I was raised to dislike him without even knowing why and now i know lol

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic Місяць тому

    That opening was absolutely brilliant