So, a lie detector responses to heart rate, blood pressure, breathing, and sweating? And if anyone of these jump, your lying? All of these can spike because of sexual arousal.
The modern polygraph has 17 factors, among them your brain. the methodology has also changed quite a lot and there are 3 types, the mixed being the +99% accurate and yet to fail and then the American one which is faulty.
Police Officer: Have you ever stole something? Criminal: Yes, I robbed a bank a few minutes ago *Criminal gets all nervous and sweaty* Police Officer: Ooh, You’re lying! You didn’t steal anything.
However that wouldn’t work because you are required to say the truth and nothing but the truth while taking the lie detector test so if you say that you did that it is by law a valid confession
"Laid back dudes with chill attitudes." We have a word for that in the case of serial killers and other such people. We call them legitimate psychopaths.
Unlikely. It's not like boys have been raised to be men who are always calm and keep a tight lid on their emotions. Or by their treatment from society learn to not give a damn about things.
@@Renshai32 from what little I've gathered, psychopathy describes the situation in which the person lacks gray matter in areas of the brain responsible for feelings such as self-consciousness, which can lead to things as simple as disregard for social norms and maybe at worst, disregard for other people's rights. I'm definitely not very learned in this and less so when I first commented, but I would guess that a lack of some feelings of awkwardness, if that is a suitable comparison to self-consciousness, might make someone better at lying in the sense of how polygraphs "detect" it
@@bleedingmasque.6193 Yeah. I get what you're saying. My things is controlling your emotions, staying calm in stressful situations, leaning on rationality, and having extreme self control is what the men who succeed at meeting societies crazy expectations can do. So many men are successful in ways of meeting this standard that many women truly believe we don't have feelings like them. So I belive plenty of these men could very well pass a polygraph just off their developed skills. Forged in the fire of life so to speak. I truly wonder how many of us would excel at the training people in government agencies receive for beating a polygraph just off what we had to develop on our own. Just a thought.
During a job fair my school had a while back one of the stands had one of these machines that they were letting the students use. All of my friends (and myself) were skeptical of how well these things really worked. I ended up going over with them and testing it out. I was able to convince the thing I was lying when I wasn't and I was telling the truth when the lie was so obvious it was almost funny. They asked my age and I said 24 when I was really only 16. The detector said I was being truthful. Needless to say I had a few of the people working the stand flustered afterward.
I know, right? I used it to, have an app I could laugh at when it detected wrong, also this video is all true. I did used to think that you just couldn't lie, but then I actually had to use one at school after someone stupid committed a crime at school and I was tested with one. It said I was lying, when I was telling the truth, then I looked at it and it turned out this particular device, which printed nothing (on paper) for a lie, and a message saying true if they weren't lying, and it was a bit ridiculous and they actually thought it worked for real, not just to trick people, turned out it was trying to print true based off the results, but was out of ink.
there's a big difference between saying you're 24 when you're really 16 and saying you didn't kill, for example, your wife and her lover, while coming up with a credible alibi for it without feeling stressful. The lie detector machine isnt accurate for people with extreme control over themselves. But for the common person, while asking complicated questions, it works perfectly.
"or the common person, while asking complicated questions, it works perfectly." so the comon person who thinks is going to be imprisoned for life for something he didn't do can't possibly get nervous and trigger the stupid machine?
It's a fun show, but they dont get everything correct. And you shouldnt expect them to either (hell, they even say this themselves). The point of the show is that you SHOULD NOT accept things blindly. That you should look beyond what people tell you, through your parents, your school, your peers, etc.. In short, they want people to be more skeptical. Not trade one source of 'infallibility' with another :-P
GENERATØR-X I don’t think you ever been to an interrogation after they take you to the station or precinct they immediately put you in a interrogation room without anything and you sit there before they decide to interrogate you
@@TingusPingus445 Jesus Christ... Don't you get the point? He was just saying that this video would've been good to watch for people who were about to be interrogated, you just HAD to TAKE IT INTO A LOGICAL STANDPOINT.... IT'S A JOKE... And you just HAD to "prove" your "logical" point to a joke... The irony...
Adam mentions this in passing, but another big issue is that the truth is not always dichotomous. A person can honestly deny guilt yet be legally culpable for a crime whereas a decent person may feel guilt where no crime has occurred.
Well no they mean that since the polygraph test can be tackled by just being chill it shouldn't be used in testing whether or not someone did a crime. Even an innocent person can get incriminated and a guilty one might go free.
Why do you people calling him a terrorist enless its a joke a not funny one hes not a terrorist how could someone still in elementary school who probally didn't even know terrorists were a thing and he was 6 thats fucked up that professor needs to be fired I can just imagine what he probably had to go through he was probable called a terrorist bullied and other things even though he did not do it its common sense
I remember watching an episode forgot the name of it but they used a lie detector test and it said that the father did kill the baby, If it was wrong than I feel so bad for that man, being blamed for something a machine said he did, that has to be the worst feeling in the world, people saying that you killed a baby and that the machine proved you did when in reality you didnt.
Here in the UK we used to have a show called the Jeremy Kyle show which was cancelled after someone who appeared on the show ended up committing suicide because of the results of the show
Ambiticus Its becoming a reality bro. you cant just ignore the fact that in the next 50 years temperatures will rise about 2 to 4 degrees Celsius, according to how fast it is accelerating at the moment. If Isis gain anything nuclear, we are actually fucked. Isis are also growing and expanding, gaining loads of people and terrorising syria iraq and europe aswell. We are also running out of fossil fuels to burn. Then humanity is completely fucked
Dylan Corcoran Yeah, it's not like we have trained professionals working on these issues. it's not like we have the best men money can buy trying to stop them. You should probably get a better homepage, I don't think MSN is healthy.
"i will never regret inventing this!" "he would go on to regret inventing it" makes me think of "i wil never ever ever ever ever go to jail" "three weeks later jenny was arrested"
+FullMetalPower7 I had a surgery to get that fixed literally four days ago, if your's is as bad as mine was (Having difficulties writing, such as pencil slipping, and paper ripping, or being un able to hold onto things) you might want to consider having a surgery for it, I got insurance to cover mine, but thats mostly because I had an extreme case.
Police : "Did you ever comit any crime ?" Me : *Stomp on my toe so my vital signs go up* "Yes i killed 13 people and i robbed a bank" Police : "You are lying Get him out of here"
Prosecutor: "Did you kill a man with a knife in the parking lot?" Murderer (all chill): "Heavens no. I was in the Carribean with Tupac." Prosecutor: "You're telling the truth. You're free to go!"
Thats true too but they should maybe start sometime with it. I think it would make life easier for americans. The imperial system itself doesnt work without the metric system. Its defined through parts of the metric system so why not use the metric system directly
Always someone to say "freedom of speech" without even knowing what it means. And no, i'm not insulting you, just stating that you really SHOULD know EXACTLY what your rights are. And in that case .. " *Congress shall make no law* respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or *abridging the freedom of speech* , or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances" Meaning this right doesn't stop an army of lawyers of a private organisation/religion to sue your ass and balls to court if you ever come close to a libel or diffamation and trust me, it needs so little anthills to make a paperwork mountain.
If Scientologists believe that we're all the reincarnated meat-bodies of aliens who came to the earth 75 million years ago and were destroyed by their leader Xenu, then I'm fine with that. But we should take away from this that these are people who are okay thinking outside of the box.
I would be screwed if I had to take a polygraph. I have a disease that cause random tachycardia, heat intolerance, excessive sweating and high blood pressure. At least now I know to never agree to one
I would get super nervous and my heart would go crazy if I was sitting in a room accused of murder. When I was like 10 and I heard about it I didn't get how that told if they were lying. (I didnt wanna say anything cause, ya know, a human being created it, but I guess he saw it too)
because america is a young country without a long rooted history. It makes them more afraid of changing incase their "lose" their identity. It's why they stubbornly stick to old laws and such rather than reform and modernise like the rest of the world.
It is fecking ridiculous. The daughter of a friend of mine wanted a government job and they wanted to hire her, but that meant passing a polygraph test. Problem is she's just a naturally nervous person, and she kept failing and failing, to the point where the "detector" said she was lying about her own name and that she'd developed a hard drug problem between tests. But it was required, so they kept flying her to DC to take it again until things timed out and they gave the job to someone else.
A dodgy device that judges whether youre lying or not based on a few things that could be happening just because youre generally nervous is really not accurate at all. Not to mention the person that interprets the reading which can also be biased one way or another.. see things that are not there ect. Plus that confession thing she mentioned.
+tulp35000 I always wondered how someone isn't nervous when taking a test like that. It's a faulty device and even if you are telling the truth it can say you're lieing
+tulp35000 i always wondered how every single male on the maury show is a lieing cheating bastard who gives honest guys like me a bad name. no wonder. i would be a nervous sweaty wreck before a single question was asked. and the more serious the question the more nervous and sweaty i'd become.
+Dickson Butts Yeah, but the control tests at the beggining have n affect on your lfie whether or not it detects a "lie". However, once the questions actually would it would make it much more likely that your heart rate and nerves would spike. Also there was a study i heard about (cba to source) which found when a group of polygraph testers were asked to find out who stole a pen, and that they were sure it was a specific suspect (when no one ha done it) something like 90% of them said the polygraph proved him guilty.
They do take control questions to establish a baseline heartbeat, b.p. and what not. Which this background is removed so that any real change is measured. After all, the majority of people who lie do experience an increase in b.p. which is then referenced against the background to determine anomalies. They nature of the test isn't very analytical, but it is a good indicator for furthering the credibility of ones hypothesis. (If your a chemist, it would be like taking an IR spectra of your sample and saying, yep that looks like that's what I think it is.)
Star's Nova Jailor : ROLE guy : *silent* jailor has decided to execute guy : *still silent* Last words in that note paper thing "Guys pls I'm playing on an iphone"
Jailor: role Me: doc Jailor: ovi sk Jailor decides to execute you You have died Next day Predator dies last night his role was doc he was killed by a jailor
i love this show, also why is it called "adam ruins everything"? it should be called: "adam explains everything" oh wait, i forgot humans can't handle the truth and facts. How sad.
Illuminati Confirmed yeah i know, but i'm talking like this cause i want to have a different point of view and i'm not saying i am perfect not at all don't take me wrong (and if i would pull that "wolf kin shit" on you it would either be out of fun or just whent the topic is right)
omfg, in portugal we got a show called "a máquina da verdade" or the thruth machine, dude i saw so many people crying because of it, and me like wtf? how can they believe in that?!
Relativamente à pergunta "Acha que este programa da TVI é uma treta?" vocês respondeu "Não" e a máquina da verdade diz que é.... MENTIRA!!!!! ahahah xD
I haven't had Adam ruin anything for me personally. And that's the reason why I started watching this in the first place. Hang on does that mean he ruined the show for me? And in doing that has he technically succeeded?
+Sam leo Same, after watching that I told my fiancé to not worry about getting a fancy expensive ring. I'm happy with the meaningful (cheaper) fire garnet ring he got me.
He's got a point though. If you're nervous, say after murdering somebody, and they force you into a lie detector just say yes when they eventually get to the question and the lie detector will state you are lying.
I remember watching the Maury show and seeing this guy with so much guilt on his face after a polygraph test showed he didn't lie. The wife kissed his feet and he literally didn't move a muscle and his face looked like someone who had just gotten away with murder and couldn't handle the guilt.
I fooled a polygraph once on accident our dare officer showed us one and i volunteered myself to be tested. He asked questions like have I done drugs have I skipped school finally he asked if my crush was in the room. I said no but it said I was telling the truth. SHE WAS IN FRONT OF ME XD
We've got whole Star Trek episodes about artificial intelligence dealing with logical paradoxes. A sophisticated machine would probably shut down, this fancy EKG meter (read polygraph) wouldn't notice a thing.
Btw it does actually work 99% of the time the only people to beat it have trained for years to stay calm and when there’s your life or family at risk such as on the Jeramy Kyle show it’s near impossible for anyone not to have an increased heart rate, blood pressure or sweating and it can’t actually give a reading if the person is telling the truth 100%
slime the gamer what if the detectives are scaring you that you feel scared or nervouse thinking about a life time of jail what if the lie detector missreads this sudden sweatyness and heartbeat pumping what if the lie detector missreads it huh? Not 99percent at at time thats stupid . Psycophats are designed to pass the lie detector test because they dont feel any remorse or fear thus staying cool underpressure they just dont care . Not only that but most lie detectors can be flawed because a person is afraid and nervouse and i dont think that excess sweating and increase heart rate is a way good way or good reason to send someone to jail or incarcirate them its honestly a cruel way to send innocent (sweaty ,nervous and fearful) people to the electric chair or ruine the lives of innocebt people because some idiot bought a lie detector and used it in T.V
The easiest way to beat one of these things is to smoke a joint beforehand. The weed relaxes your body enough to keep from giving a physical response, and they only ask yes or no questions, so you don't really need a clear mind.
+Maxim Coppens d'Eeckenbrugge We asked the cake if he has ever slept with another woman. He said no... the lie detector test says he's lying! Hear that? The cake is lying.
Clive Backster: "Good gravy! This plant can feel emotions like pain and fear." Also Clive Backster: "Good gravy! This machine is a piece of garbage that goes off randomly."
But what if i would say ''The detector is going to say i am lying'' then if it says im lying then what i said wasn't a lie and if it doesn't say im lying then i did lie
+xSaborTC the detector doesn't say "yes" or "no"... it's the people analyising the data from the detectir that confirms whether you are lying or not by seeing i.e raise in heartrate, increased levels of sweating etc
+xSaborTC Well, I think it depends on if you think your telling the truth or not. It can't know what the truth will be or what the question is. It can only monitor the person connected to it.
Thanks Adam! I was going to be tested by the lie detector before hand when my friends think I keep telling lies every time I tell a story. Now I can lie anytime I want and no one can tell!
Why don't you just attach a lie detector to a lie detector and see if its lying?
I wonder why they didn't do that yet.
The obvious answer
I like this idea
No because the lie detector that is attach at a lies detector will lie too.
@@iroblix6199 But what if it lies about lying about lying?
So, a lie detector responses to heart rate, blood pressure, breathing, and sweating? And if anyone of these jump, your lying? All of these can spike because of sexual arousal.
The modern polygraph has 17 factors, among them your brain. the methodology has also changed quite a lot and there are 3 types, the mixed being the +99% accurate and yet to fail and then the American one which is faulty.
You're either lying, horny, or doing crossfit.
Thinking of Trump's penis.. Thinking of Trump's penis. Thinking of Trump's penis...
😆
What if heartbeat jumps cuase the guy is innocent and afraid to get blamed for nothing
Police Officer: Have you ever stole something?
Criminal: Yes, I robbed a bank a few minutes ago
*Criminal gets all nervous and sweaty*
Police Officer: Ooh, You’re lying! You didn’t steal anything.
lol
Theawesome 8.0 lol that’s actually smart
at the end, they said that they trick criminals into doing that but, idk. that would confuse them i guess
However that wouldn’t work because you are required to say the truth and nothing but the truth while taking the lie detector test so if you say that you did that it is by law a valid confession
Alex T it’s a joke
"Laid back dudes with chill attitudes." We have a word for that in the case of serial killers and other such people. We call them legitimate psychopaths.
Unlikely. It's not like boys have been raised to be men who are always calm and keep a tight lid on their emotions. Or by their treatment from society learn to not give a damn about things.
@@Renshai32 from what little I've gathered, psychopathy describes the situation in which the person lacks gray matter in areas of the brain responsible for feelings such as self-consciousness, which can lead to things as simple as disregard for social norms and maybe at worst, disregard for other people's rights. I'm definitely not very learned in this and less so when I first commented, but I would guess that a lack of some feelings of awkwardness, if that is a suitable comparison to self-consciousness, might make someone better at lying in the sense of how polygraphs "detect" it
@@bleedingmasque.6193 Yeah. I get what you're saying. My things is controlling your emotions, staying calm in stressful situations, leaning on rationality, and having extreme self control is what the men who succeed at meeting societies crazy expectations can do. So many men are successful in ways of meeting this standard that many women truly believe we don't have feelings like them. So I belive plenty of these men could very well pass a polygraph just off their developed skills. Forged in the fire of life so to speak. I truly wonder how many of us would excel at the training people in government agencies receive for beating a polygraph just off what we had to develop on our own. Just a thought.
@@bleedingmasque.6193 isn't that sociopathy. I thought psychopathy was experiencing emotions in the extreme.
@@fractylized to be honest I was too lazy to look it up, maybe I'm wrong
During a job fair my school had a while back one of the stands had one of these machines that they were letting the students use. All of my friends (and myself) were skeptical of how well these things really worked. I ended up going over with them and testing it out. I was able to convince the thing I was lying when I wasn't and I was telling the truth when the lie was so obvious it was almost funny. They asked my age and I said 24 when I was really only 16. The detector said I was being truthful. Needless to say I had a few of the people working the stand flustered afterward.
this man, is a legend
HA SCIENCE BITCH! xD
I know, right? I used it to, have an app I could laugh at when it detected wrong, also this video is all true. I did used to think that you just couldn't lie, but then I actually had to use one at school after someone stupid committed a crime at school and I was tested with one. It said I was lying, when I was telling the truth, then I looked at it and it turned out this particular device, which printed nothing (on paper) for a lie, and a message saying true if they weren't lying, and it was a bit ridiculous and they actually thought it worked for real, not just to trick people, turned out it was trying to print true based off the results, but was out of ink.
there's a big difference between saying you're 24 when you're really 16 and saying you didn't kill, for example, your wife and her lover, while coming up with a credible alibi for it without feeling stressful. The lie detector machine isnt accurate for people with extreme control over themselves. But for the common person, while asking complicated questions, it works perfectly.
"or the common person, while asking complicated questions, it works perfectly." so the comon person who thinks is going to be imprisoned for life for something he didn't do can't possibly get nervous and trigger the stupid machine?
"How to beat the lie detector?"
Just stay calm and convince yourself you are not lying. If you believe in your lie, it would seem true enough.
You can lie and still pass a lie detector
Or take a Tylenol
George Costanza, is that you?
@@Drago-957 genius method it is
Ok Mr. President.
Everything: am i a joke to you?
Adam: *Yes*
Adam: Actually
Bro you're lying
I still remember him from Mythbusters
@@J03_M4m4 I remembered the old days
420! congrats dude!
*attaches lie detector to cake*
lie detector: the cake is a lie
you better stop.
@0ch1rs If then me to
@@theresarayner5726 bruh whats your problem didn't beat that one level in portal??? Or did you just have problems with on of the halflife bosses¿¿¿
Nice splatoon 2 pfp
cake is a lie joke in 2019
“I will never regret inventing this!”
“He went on to regret inventing it.”
hold up
IAustinRyan Mck
_They dont love you like i love you_
Garnet: HOLD THE PHONE
now give the phone to me
*I T ' S A L I E*
Basically all human behavior.
Trump: "*I regret building a wall because it'll block the sun from America.*"
This is educational and entertaining, what more could you want?
+Tal and Short I know right
I want my dad back.
Waffles. I want waffles.
+Tal and Short The cure for cancer.
Doughnuts would be nice
i think "adam ruins everything" is now my reality check...
Same
It's a fun show, but they dont get everything correct. And you shouldnt expect them to either (hell, they even say this themselves). The point of the show is that you SHOULD NOT accept things blindly. That you should look beyond what people tell you, through your parents, your school, your peers, etc..
In short, they want people to be more skeptical. Not trade one source of 'infallibility' with another :-P
wow
Lol
_AkumaGaming_ Unless they're talking about electric cars tho
Police: You have 4 minutes and 19 seconds before your interrogation
Me:
They would never tell you when your interrogation is they would just leave you in the room alone until they decide to do it
@@TingusPingus445 no, ahahhaha the joke was they could still watch this vid on how to beat the polygraph.....
GENERATØR-X I don’t think you ever been to an interrogation after they take you to the station or precinct they immediately put you in a interrogation room without anything and you sit there before they decide to interrogate you
@@TingusPingus445 Jesus Christ... Don't you get the point? He was just saying that this video would've been good to watch for people who were about to be interrogated, you just HAD to TAKE IT INTO A LOGICAL STANDPOINT.... IT'S A JOKE... And you just HAD to "prove" your "logical" point to a joke... The irony...
GENERATØR-X 1. I understand the joke it’s a stupid joke but I get what they were attempting to say and 2. There is no sense of irony in the statement
I swear... His hair gets bigger every episode
congrats
you realized that time passes
@@DHTGK congrats you realized you got r/whooooshed
no shit sherlock
I just noticed
And fluffier
Adam mentions this in passing, but another big issue is that the truth is not always dichotomous. A person can honestly deny guilt yet be legally culpable for a crime whereas a decent person may feel guilt where no crime has occurred.
So, the summary of the video... Be a laid back guy when murdering people.
yea...
you just gotta chills :3
Well no they mean that since the polygraph test can be tackled by just being chill it shouldn't be used in testing whether or not someone did a crime. Even an innocent person can get incriminated and a guilty one might go free.
actually, that would come pretty naturally to a psychopathic killer.
+suan kem Netflix and chill
:3
OFCOURSE MISTER TRUMP ;)
My cousin missed a police job because he failed a lie detector question.
Even though he was telling the truth
Wtf that scares since I wanna be a cop
*_e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u -_*
@@officerspooder Are you already a cop?
Dude no way!!!!
Idk
lol so the lie detector is a lie
how ironic
Just to make sure, use the lie detector on it.
Hmm... better let the lie detector take a lie detector test
Remli Yusupov Nice original joke.
So is the cake (ha out dated memes)
my prof. put me through it for my criminal science class and apparently i lied about not helping plan 9/11.
i was 6 when it happened.
Wow. Just, wow.
You criminal master mind...at the age of 6?
GenericName I knew 9/11 was an inside job and you were part of it!
Why do you people calling him a terrorist enless its a joke a not funny one hes not a terrorist how could someone still in elementary school who probally didn't even know terrorists were a thing and he was 6 thats fucked up that professor needs to be fired I can just imagine what he probably had to go through he was probable called a terrorist bullied and other things even though he did not do it its common sense
GenericName. You had a criminal science class at 6?
Adam ruins everything is the best thing about college humor tbh!
+touchdalight i totally agree, btw congrats on almost hitting 65k subs thats pretty impressive lol
I was thinking the exact same thing
+touchdalight TRUTH
+touchdalight Your recent video made me laugh so much man 😂😂😂
I guess that's why it's their only skit to get a full on TV show
Watching this makes me realize just how many families the JERRY show ruined!
And Maury
Jeff Brehove not Maury’s paternal tests though
I remember watching an episode forgot the name of it but they used a lie detector test and it said that the father did kill the baby, If it was wrong than I feel so bad for that man, being blamed for something a machine said he did, that has to be the worst feeling in the world, people saying that you killed a baby and that the machine proved you did when in reality you didnt.
Here in the UK we used to have a show called the Jeremy Kyle show which was cancelled after someone who appeared on the show ended up committing suicide because of the results of the show
Jerry doesn’t use lie detectors
Damn our entire society is built on so many lies. It's actually frightening.
We've been fine for a few thousand years, we'll be fine for a few thousand more.
climate change and terrorists so nope
Dylan Corcoran You're pretty paranoid, aren't you?
Ambiticus Its becoming a reality bro. you cant just ignore the fact that in the next 50 years temperatures will rise about 2 to 4 degrees Celsius, according to how fast it is accelerating at the moment. If Isis gain anything nuclear, we are actually fucked. Isis are also growing and expanding, gaining loads of people and terrorising syria iraq and europe aswell. We are also running out of fossil fuels to burn. Then humanity is completely fucked
Dylan Corcoran Yeah, it's not like we have trained professionals working on these issues. it's not like we have the best men money can buy trying to stop them.
You should probably get a better homepage, I don't think MSN is healthy.
"The Cake"
[lie detector goes off]
I forgot that for 3 years.....
3 years
+jayney 9 3 years....HALF LIFE 3 CONFERMEND OMG KALHDIFBIWP F*G QW)YF)OG BIGUIUGUOHIFGYGIFIUFITDTF
Joseph Morgan YET ANOTHER OLD ONE....GAAAAAAH
This escalated so quickly
How original
The Police instead need to hire Santa.
He knows whether you have been naughty or nice
hrpang I'll give a like to that, made me smile
It's from south park
Santa's already the head of the NSA dude, ain't any terrorists getting on my sleigh...
Matrix Memes I give you a like for liking
And Krampus
FBI Agent: right this device will tell me if your lying. Do you understand?
Me: yes.
Lie detector: BLOWS UP IN A BALL OF FIRE
A very much underrated comment that had me rolling
*THE SIMPSONS INTENSIFYS*
SOOO are we not gonna talk about how awesome Adam's hair is?
+samuraiboy22 It looks terrible in this video
+samuraiboy22 I think it gets bigger every video actually
+samuraiboy22 He looks like a clown, kinda ruins his overall fashion
+Chris'sModernLife Yes. It's... it's evolving.
minghan995 I see what you did there
Two steps to beat the lie detector:
1: bring a hammer
2: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT
tried it. my heart rate went up from the joy of destroying it, so it said I lied.
Yes because last time I took a lie detector test in federal custody I should have used a hammer.
+Krebons1200 But u were beating it?
+KEEPAWAY PRODUCTION Obviously, they would set you free
+gamer girl You forgot the third step: Profit
polygraphs are least effective against Psychopathic criminals because they don't have empathy or an emotional stake in the matter.
Sociopath.
Queen of sass I do think he got it, he was just stating this alongside this
tyler the difference is that a psychopath is born that way and a sociopath became that way some other way
Queen of sass,
ironically, this comment was stating it's own facts that are not related to the video. I guess you missed that part.
Actually that’s not accurate... psychopaths and sociopaths actually failed .3 % more often.... which further proves this hunk of junk doesn’t work
"i will never regret inventing this!"
"he would go on to regret inventing it"
makes me think of
"i wil never ever ever ever ever go to jail"
"three weeks later jenny was arrested"
"I will not make life worse "
"He would soon crash a car"
All I could think was, why is Shauna Malwae-Tweep here?
+Ragnell123 LITERALLY
the best comment ever!!
ikr!!
parks and rec unite
+Ragnell123 She has done several things for College Humor. Look up Badman.
+Ragnell123 She'll probably end up hooking up with Adam
I am a 400ft tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings
Anybody?
+Warrior City Also thought of that while watching the video.
+Warrior City I KNOW!!! OMG THATS MY FAVOURITE SHOW OF ALL TIME
***** hahaha me too =) It's a masterpiece
+Warrior City Yessssss Avatar is life
+Warrior City *claps slowly*
i have hyperhidrosis. i am a criminal by default in the eye of the polygraph
+FullMetalPower7 I had a surgery to get that fixed literally four days ago, if your's is as bad as mine was (Having difficulties writing, such as pencil slipping, and paper ripping, or being un able to hold onto things) you might want to consider having a surgery for it, I got insurance to cover mine, but thats mostly because I had an extreme case.
treesniper12
my main issue is facial, cranial and palmar hyperhidrosis
FullMetalPower7 Mine was mostly with my hands
What is that?
Craig Mason Uncontrollable excessive sweating, its a genetic issue.
Police : "Did you ever comit any crime ?"
Me : *Stomp on my toe so my vital signs go up* "Yes i killed 13 people and i robbed a bank"
Police : "You are lying Get him out of here"
Prosecutor: "Did you kill a man with a knife in the parking lot?"
Murderer (all chill): "Heavens no. I was in the Carribean with Tupac."
Prosecutor: "You're telling the truth. You're free to go!"
Police: You are lying. Get him out of here. But book him for that bank robbery massacre from last Tuesday.
"And thats why america should convert to the metric system-" ... Truest words I've heard today
America can't switch to the metric system. Imperial units are already established in America. It's impossible to change that overnight.
Thats true too but they should maybe start sometime with it. I think it would make life easier for americans. The imperial system itself doesnt work without the metric system. Its defined through parts of the metric system so why not use the metric system directly
Viewtiful Z what do you get out of this?
The question is why did we use the standard system jn the first place
every other country (nearly) has, what about America? It's stupid on their part.
Adam. For the love of god. Please do an episode on Scientology. I will love you forever.
I wish he would but I'm sure there's a policy or something like that to keep him from doing so
Always someone to say "freedom of speech" without even knowing what it means. And no, i'm not insulting you, just stating that you really SHOULD know EXACTLY what your rights are.
And in that case .. " *Congress shall make no law* respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or *abridging the freedom of speech* , or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"
Meaning this right doesn't stop an army of lawyers of a private organisation/religion to sue your ass and balls to court if you ever come close to a libel or diffamation and trust me, it needs so little anthills to make a paperwork mountain.
If Scientologists believe that we're all the reincarnated meat-bodies of aliens who came to the earth 75 million years ago and were destroyed by their leader Xenu, then I'm fine with that.
But we should take away from this that these are people who are okay thinking outside of the box.
Or simply religions in general...
The point of the series is to debunk common misconceptions, not to put down a small community.
I would be screwed if I had to take a polygraph. I have a disease that cause random tachycardia, heat intolerance, excessive sweating and high blood pressure. At least now I know to never agree to one
Riperoni
But your medical record would invalidate the test anyways.
Why can't I reply to James? This new "system" has done away with the reply button on iPhone? How stupid is that? Thank you, that's good to know
Sandy DiVa I'm so weirded out by the new mobile layout, so I'm sticking with computer for now.
V56
I would get super nervous and my heart would go crazy if I was sitting in a room accused of murder.
When I was like 10 and I heard about it I didn't get how that told if they were lying. (I didnt wanna say anything cause, ya know, a human being created it, but I guess he saw it too)
lol so all those people could of been telling the truth on the maury show
brooklyn jb Nah I still don't think so hahaha
brooklyn jb it's all acting
schris413 i was only joking
Damn. I don't know what to believe now
That might actually be true.
"The only backup we'll need today..." *Whips on shades* ... "Is from scholarly sources." L:
+Sheila Hite *plays appropriate song from The Who*.
0:16 Now I want to know why america should have the metric system
Because its a nonsensical, antiquated system that only the US and one other country use...there's one really good reason.
+aloha2302 Well, if its nonsensical, then why should we use it?
Hahahahaha I misread that comment...I read imperial system
because old people that vote on that stuff seem to be stubborn to change and learn metric.
because america is a young country without a long rooted history. It makes them more afraid of changing incase their "lose" their identity. It's why they stubbornly stick to old laws and such rather than reform and modernise like the rest of the world.
Adam: *video*
Me, about to be questioned for killing a bus full of people: *ah yeah, get out of jail free card*
Guys I have found an amazing tactic to losing weight!
1. Turn head left.
2. Turn head right.
3. Repeat steps one and two when offered food
lol
+john brown dat profile pic do
I offer a cookie.
Will you still carry out your tactic?
I offer a cookie.
Will you still carry out your tactic?
+Ishy OQGX *turn head left the right* what is this? Neck reflexes? Oh crap....YOU DANG MADE ME SAY NOOOO
I still think he killed somenone
+Tiago Rodrigues Guerra Yeah i can see that on his face.
All that chill is the perfect mask, just like he says himself.
+Tiago Rodrigues Guerra It depends whether he killed someone physically, or drove them to suicide. I could believe the latter one.
+Dave Asher kkkkkkkkkkk
he killed me childhood with the dog one
+Brett h Pfft. Dogs suck.
Disregard dog, acquire cat.
this guy is my favorite, and i love his hair
I found a Hetalian fan
Goddamnit lmao
Very Stoned Is that wrong? I just love Hetalia~
+Veneziano Vargas
OHO, DON'T YOU FUCKING WORRY. I'M SURE I LOVE HETALIA MORE THAN YOU.
lol true
Buut if you are sweaty and nervous.. just lie!
cop:Did you kill him?
Me:Yes i sure did!
lie detector:hes lying
Smart!
big brain
Wouldn't that count as a confession?
@@crazyswag2153 That's the joke, I believe.
Just tell
The truth and they’ll think
Your lying
It is fecking ridiculous. The daughter of a friend of mine wanted a government job and they wanted to hire her, but that meant passing a polygraph test. Problem is she's just a naturally nervous person, and she kept failing and failing, to the point where the "detector" said she was lying about her own name and that she'd developed a hard drug problem between tests. But it was required, so they kept flying her to DC to take it again until things timed out and they gave the job to someone else.
That’s terrible!! How’s she doing now?
She could sue them for a job. She's got a pretty good case.
A dodgy device that judges whether youre lying or not based on a few things that could be happening just because youre generally nervous is really not accurate at all. Not to mention the person that interprets the reading which can also be biased one way or another.. see things that are not there ect. Plus that confession thing she mentioned.
+tulp35000 I always wondered how someone isn't nervous when taking a test like that. It's a faulty device and even if you are telling the truth it can say you're lieing
+tulp35000 i always wondered how every single male on the maury show is a lieing cheating bastard who gives honest guys like me a bad name. no wonder. i would be a nervous sweaty wreck before a single question was asked. and the more serious the question the more nervous and sweaty i'd become.
+tulp35000 But that's why they ask control questions at the beginning.
+Dickson Butts Yeah, but the control tests at the beggining have n affect on your lfie whether or not it detects a "lie". However, once the questions actually would it would make it much more likely that your heart rate and nerves would spike.
Also there was a study i heard about (cba to source) which found when a group of polygraph testers were asked to find out who stole a pen, and that they were sure it was a specific suspect (when no one ha done it) something like 90% of them said the polygraph proved him guilty.
They do take control questions to establish a baseline heartbeat, b.p. and what not. Which this background is removed so that any real change is measured. After all, the majority of people who lie do experience an increase in b.p. which is then referenced against the background to determine anomalies. They nature of the test isn't very analytical, but it is a good indicator for furthering the credibility of ones hypothesis. (If your a chemist, it would be like taking an IR spectra of your sample and saying, yep that looks like that's what I think it is.)
I can't watch ARE on truTV. Can you at least add those episodes to youtube after some time?
+Nikita Kress Might not be able to depending on how tru TV has the show contracted
***** well, yeah, there are always thing like that, but I literally can't play videos there.
+Nikita Kress kat.cr/usearch/adam%20ruins%20everything/
+Nikita Kress try project free tv
+Tommy Laukkanen Yeah... Let's NOT click that shady link. Thanks.
That means a lie detector can be used for military training where one needs to remain calm during adverse situations.
Divit Sarkar lmao no. That’s not how it works.
ECG does that......
They do train in certain branches and outfits to polygraphs. CIA and others as well.
Best College Humor series by far!
damn dude. all those episodes of maury. lies
+wearenothingbutpawns Or not. We can't say based on their faulty test
+ThePharphis He means that they were all scripted.
+banana551000 surprisingly their not scripted. they just get stupid people to come on the show to go along with all there theatrics.
+Ardy F bullshit, the link u posted says the opposite. Plus u can't use a lie detector in court.
+Meeharbi N Only in some states
FUN FACT: the man that invented also created wonder woman
+Black Adam You need more upvotes!
+Wslasher This is not reddit!
+player042 Its worse: downvotes don't work
invented what?
+wishingW3L the lie detector
Cop: Did you kill him
Yes
Lie Detector: He's lying
Cop: Bruh u innocent no need to frame yourself now get up and go
Stolen
Please educate me in school sir
you mean you are watching this in class? I will show this to my teacher.
+Juliette Bennet no he is a professor at some famous university I just don't remeber
Sounds like most Jailors in Town of salem
Jailor: ROLE
Guy: Uh, spy
The jailor has decided to execute you
Star's Nova Jailor : ROLE
guy : *silent*
jailor has decided to execute
guy : *still silent*
Last words in that note paper thing
"Guys pls I'm playing on an iphone"
YEP
i still managed to make a friend in jail as a consig
i claimed invest
Jailor: role
Me: doc
Jailor: ovi sk
Jailor decides to execute you
You have died
Next day
Predator dies last night his role was doc he was killed by a jailor
Mr.Twister Didn’t really help that “guy” doesn’t know how to type fast enough
Jailor: role
TheGodfarther: bg
Jailor: executes
Next day
TheGodfarther was exe his role was bg
Next night
Jailor: you were killed by mafia
People just don't understand that machines are made by humans and humans make a shit ton of mistakes.
Valeria Vallejo too bad that machines can't do better.
Someone: *Says common misconception*
Adam: *its free real estate*
i love this show, also why is it called "adam ruins everything"? it should be called: "adam explains everything" oh wait, i forgot humans can't handle the truth and facts. How sad.
+Wolfwaysinbed You are a human too. (don't pull that wolf kin shit on me please)
Illuminati Confirmed yeah i know, but i'm talking like this cause i want to have a different point of view and i'm not saying i am perfect not at all don't take me wrong (and if i would pull that "wolf kin shit" on you it would either be out of fun or just whent the topic is right)
+Illuminati Confirmed lol
The name isn't literal. Technically it's " Adam provides facts that challenge your world view", but that's not catchy or interesting.
Sparkling Enope
true dat
omfg, in portugal we got a show called "a máquina da verdade" or the thruth machine, dude i saw so many people crying because of it, and me like wtf? how can they believe in that?!
I love that show😂😂
yep! seems like it! xp
haha, és de onde?
Relativamente à pergunta "Acha que este programa da TVI é uma treta?" vocês respondeu "Não" e a máquina da verdade diz que é.... MENTIRA!!!!! ahahah xD
André ZanuttaA yes outro tuga
Dear Adam,
You are AWESOME!
How to beat a lie detector:
*Turn the Damm thing off.*
Sir.......... Your a genius!
god damn I love this man , you got yourself a new subscriber🙌
There goes half of the Jeremy Kyle Show 😂
Maya B B B B B B a
Lmao
nick crompton is that you
You know its NICK CROMPTON , and my collar stay BORING
No it's adam
PARROT PETE No, this is patrick.
I tought he looked fimiliar
Mask`s Animations
And part of a team that doesn't look for attention for views.
Unlike the catchphrase at the end “it will ruin your Tuesday” theses videos are the highlight of my day
I love this guy. Resisting arrest and educating the shit outa erbody while doing it.
he wasnt resisting. she didnt stop him till the end
Adam ruins everything is my favorite thing on college humor 🙌
It's not for detecting lies it's for trying to get confessions
I don't that before the. End
Fat guy In the deli
sub to me youtube it gud
Fat Guy In The Deli And to put innocent people in jail while claiming guilty people as innocent and making fake research stories.
Is anyone else wondering why Adam is in an interrogation in the first place?
Spencer Tepper I think he was accused of killing someone
Because he ruins everything
Because someone trued to ruin Adam by framing him.
I wish Adam was my teacher XD
Same
homeschool...sometimes he is
+Mouai Bill nye actually has a history in science
And engineering.
Dude..... Bill Nye is a Cornell University grad.... You know the Ivy league one?
"A guy I know" ;) is 2 for 2 on lie detectors where "he" was telling some lies
helped him get his job
Yu
lol what kind of job?
So all those people on Maury who failed a polygraph test possibly didn't cheat at all?
Yup.
Exactly. They were just nervous, or possibly did in fact cause the crime.
Yeah. And those who didn't fail it, may as well just be the "I don't give a fuck about anything" type of people.
If you feel the need to go on Maury over it, does it really matter?
yep. actually most of them probaly didn't cheat at all lol
"It's a lie; IT'S A LIE!!" (2:37)
-The polygraph inventor, on what he considered his version of Dr Frankenstein's monster.
I haven't had Adam ruin anything for me personally. And that's the reason why I started watching this in the first place.
Hang on does that mean he ruined the show for me? And in doing that has he technically succeeded?
The one thing he's actually ruined for me is the wedding rings hoax.
+Sam leo Same, after watching that I told my fiancé to not worry about getting a fancy expensive ring. I'm happy with the meaningful (cheaper) fire garnet ring he got me.
He convinced me that I should never buy a diamond engagement ring. Oh the money that will save.
+Capt Hunt i feel like it's not actually supposed to ruin stuff for you and is just for entertainment and informative purposes. but that's just me.
+Peter Kolev Well forgive me for being financially minded!
Adam must be fun at parties.
Katie Redhead I'd go to a party he was at
He smokes and gets high at parties. When he is invited to them, yes this is serious.
I dont think he would be like how he is at parties hes a actor
He is in papers; in contrary he's just a submissive, passive and boring beta.
If someone asks you if you something just get really nervous and say yes, then you'll be lying according to the machine😂
Eggsandbaconpancakes it's a bit more complicated than that
He's got a point though. If you're nervous, say after murdering somebody, and they force you into a lie detector just say yes when they eventually get to the question and the lie detector will state you are lying.
Can you English?
@@paulh.9526 what if you’re irrationally nervous for all the questions? Even ones you’re telling the truth on
@@gali_galigim_ Then I assume the test would be deemed "inconclusive"
I remember watching the Maury show and seeing this guy with so much guilt on his face after a polygraph test showed he didn't lie. The wife kissed his feet and he literally didn't move a muscle and his face looked like someone who had just gotten away with murder and couldn't handle the guilt.
Is that Shauna Malwae-Tweep?
Looks and sounds like it.
Does she voice piper from fo4
xD Parks and Rec reference
Yo it iiiis
Parks and reeccccccc
Loving these episodes. Funny, and it bashes common misconceptions. Keep up the good work.
I fooled a polygraph once on accident our dare officer showed us one and i volunteered myself to be tested. He asked questions like have I done drugs have I skipped school finally he asked if my crush was in the room. I said no but it said I was telling the truth. SHE WAS IN FRONT OF ME XD
You had a crush on the D.A.R.E officer?
O-ho-ho-ho g-ah-ha-ha-d
that's some gangster shit
@@daveedpo no a girl in the class in front row lolol
@Yee Yee I mean this is literally a video showing that the lie detector doesnt work...
I will never regret inventing this
He would go on to regret inventing it
Classic
At 4:20 you can see Adam smoking weed and getting stoned hardcore
lol, just noticed it XD!
omg its so funny
...
That's weird....
Laniel Gaming idiots man look at the time of the video
what if you told the lie detector that "this sentence is a lie"
It would implode the universe
We've got whole Star Trek episodes about artificial intelligence dealing with logical paradoxes. A sophisticated machine would probably shut down, this fancy EKG meter (read polygraph) wouldn't notice a thing.
And to think, Jeremy Kyle's ruined thousands of lives with that thing
Badly Organised Geniuses yep
Probably why he regreted it.
Btw it does actually work 99% of the time the only people to beat it have trained for years to stay calm and when there’s your life or family at risk such as on the Jeramy Kyle show it’s near impossible for anyone not to have an increased heart rate, blood pressure or sweating and it can’t actually give a reading if the person is telling the truth 100%
slime the gamer what if the detectives are scaring you that you feel scared or nervouse thinking about a life time of jail what if the lie detector missreads this sudden sweatyness and heartbeat pumping what if the lie detector missreads it huh? Not 99percent at at time thats stupid . Psycophats are designed to pass the lie detector test because they dont feel any remorse or fear thus staying cool underpressure they just dont care . Not only that but most lie detectors can be flawed because a person is afraid and nervouse and i dont think that excess sweating and increase heart rate is a way good way or good reason to send someone to jail or incarcirate them its honestly a cruel way to send innocent (sweaty ,nervous and fearful) people to the electric chair or ruine the lives of innocebt people because some idiot bought a lie detector and used it in T.V
honestly like many inventions it brought more suffering then aid
"You have to believe your own lies to lie better"
- Saul Goodman
Be honest.
JHU RICK he told us how the show works skrub XD
JHU RICK i killed a man in 1893
lol no.
what if I say no.
I didn’t pull out.
SHAUNA MALWAE-TWEEP
*snaps*
*finger guns*
fr
The easiest way to beat one of these things is to smoke a joint beforehand. The weed relaxes your body enough to keep from giving a physical response, and they only ask yes or no questions, so you don't really need a clear mind.
Three Stacks Very mature, Junior.
What about the increased heart rate?
monks9098 What increased heart rate?
Marijuana can cause paranoia and anxiety leading to increased heart rate
Alex James So?
Thanks man I had a one coming up and I’m guilty of everything so this is gonna help a lot
imagine watching youtube videos to help with your legal case
@@CornyFlakez Friends: So how fucked up are you?
PartlyCheesy: Yes
what's interesting is that polygraph tests are NEVER used in courtrooms, yet used on shows and such all the time.
every time someone asks me a question my heart beats x2 faster rip me in a lie detector test.
ah the internet, the best place to become a criminal
Kerstin Lardner the
It's fascinating that they're still used in the US - every time I hear about it, it feels like I am pushed back in the 1920s
phew, im safe, well, back to my criminal shit
The cake is a lie
I love you
+J_word _ And you are?
+Maxim Coppens d'Eeckenbrugge Hilarious and original
So...perfect...
+Maxim Coppens d'Eeckenbrugge We asked the cake if he has ever slept with another woman. He said no... the lie detector test says he's lying! Hear that? The cake is lying.
I just thought this sounds like Vsauce.
I just thought this sounds like a useless comment.
+Ziad A. Savage
lmao
woah dude chill it was a joke
they should get mattpatt, sauce 1, 2, and 3, and Adam in the same room to explain something
Clive Backster: "Good gravy! This plant can feel emotions like pain and fear."
Also Clive Backster: "Good gravy! This machine is a piece of garbage that goes off randomly."
The guy who acts Mr. Inventor Guy is the same guy who acted as the man who went Vitamin-Crazy
its almost like he works at college humor and they dont want to hire new actors every time...
This show isn't run by collage humor, they have no connection to the show other than they post it on here.
Yee Yee Adam is from Collegehumor, and a lot of the actors are too
But what if i would say ''The detector is going to say i am lying'' then if it says im lying then what i said wasn't a lie and if it doesn't say im lying then i did lie
+xSaborTC It would say something along the lines of "You are telling the truth, you lied."
you would create a paradox
+xSaborTC the detector doesn't say "yes" or "no"... it's the people analyising the data from the detectir that confirms whether you are lying or not by seeing i.e raise in heartrate, increased levels of sweating etc
Oh, then the paradox wouldn't really exist. I was assuming that we had a magic lie detector that could actually tell if someone was lying or not.
+xSaborTC Well, I think it depends on if you think your telling the truth or not. It can't know what the truth will be or what the question is. It can only monitor the person connected to it.
Thanks Adam! I was going to be tested by the lie detector before hand when my friends think I keep telling lies every time I tell a story. Now I can lie anytime I want and no one can tell!
Gotta love that
"I will never regret inventing this!"
"...He later went on to regret inventing it"