Speedwagon: Soooooo, it turned out DIO is still alive. Has a stand that can rewrite anything. And is from an alternate timeline. Also all your dead friends are now your enemies. Crusaders: .......
The crusaders reunion A corpse Another fucking corpse Kira's new lovers Average tortoise Senile old man Really productive year for the stardust crusaders
@@caitlinclarkglazer the true technique of joseph is guessing what he enemy will say, the enemy is so shocked that gives up of fighting, cuz he thinks joseph can predict the future
Joseph: "Did you heard that Suzie? The crusaders are all waiting for me, another adventure is coming! Caesar is waiting for me, too!" Suzie: "Yeah, sure now take your medicine, I'm busy deciding which dress I'd use."
Jotaro: has depression and ptsd Joseph: has dementia and his wife might divorce him Polnareff: is a cripple who’s soul is now bound to a turtle with a magic key on its shell Avdol Iggy and kakyoin: has the big dead
•Ghostaro's Stand: What a Wonderful World •Kakghoulin's Stand: Holy Diver •Polnergeist's Stand: 21st Century Schizoid Man •Avdead's Stand: Sunshine of Your Love •Iggone's Stand: Havin' a Roni •Joseph's Stand: Hermit Purple
Aside from everything else about this that makes me start sobbing there's something about kakyoin's power being "the final emerald splash" that gets to me. For some reason it gives me creepypasta vibes. As if he can only use it once before disappearing again.
The more I think about how Joseph is the last Crusader who is alive technically makes me sadder. -Jotaro got cut in half. -Kakyoin is a donut. -Avdol is now the Nintendo Switch's new game. -Iggy. -Turtlenareff.
I count Polnareff because he’s just chilling with Giorno in Italy. In Purple Haze feedback it’s implied that Giorno met Jotaro after Golden Wind but it’s never confirmed if Giorno told Jotaro about Polnareff becoming a turtle
@@KlRBSTOMP Wait really?! Which chapter was it? Because if thats the case, then that makes it even more depressing as Jotaro would be the last guy alive.
This is actually really depressing. Joseph was the de facto leader of the Crusaders and is now the sole survivor. He watched one member die, and the rest all perished fighting foes that he couldn’t assist them with. I mean, imagine how crushing that is? He even lost his own grandson. And then we throw in the death of Caesar, and we realize that Joseph has lived a pretty sad life. On the other hand, haha funny ghosts dead.
@@knighthospitaller281 if heaven is were the souls go in jjba i think the Crusaders would be proud to see that Atleast in another universe Joseph lived and probably had a nice life
@@boptodatop In what fucking context did you take my comment as? I’m referring to him saying “most of the blood in dios body is Jonathan” which would be TRUE if it was in the first year but it’s been 100 years and the blood pumping is mostly embedded with dios DNA and Jonathan’s
Avdol: got deleted by a ice cream Iggy: got beaten to death by a vanilla ice cream Kakyoin: meat and blood flavored donut made by dio™ Jotaro: A cake Joseph: still alive or dead idk lmao Polnareff: stuck in a turtle cuz of a time eraser guy without a shirt
@Dylan Nieto jotaro died, the reset is not the og wich means thoose who are still alive are the ones alive when the reset happened but jotaro died one chapter before the reset.
@@Gm-ce5kg nope, from the information told to us he is the same one, Made in Heaven replaces people with others, but, in the wonderful world the effects of made in heaven don't exist, so the only way for the people to come back is for the souls to also come back
Avdol is missing in another dimension, kakyion and jotaro had both died 2 generations apart, polnareff is a turtle but Joseph is sitting there forgetting everything but still mourning his friends and grandson
@@jamesbarrera4595 Someone said that Araki says that characters that aren't confirmed to be dead are still alive, I don't know if that's true but Lisa Lisa might still be alive too.
There's Josuke, the baby, the rest of the living Morioh Gang, what's left of Passione under Giorno's rule, Diavolo, Kars, Boingo, and probably Suzi Q, Smokey, and Holly
@@swagsans7910probably why he steered away from training Hamon after a while. Doesn’t mean it would have magically made him fourteen again, but 30 to 45 more years of grief is 30 to 45 years of grief.
I never undrestood how it was too short considering star platinum is faster than light speed,light can travel 7.5 times around the earth in 1 second,Which means jotaro has enough time to travel around the earth 37.5 times with insane strength and precision while no one else can move.
@@chadroose6781 one thing is star platinum have presicion speed and power and another thing is jotaro's speed of reaction, he can have a faster stand but it all depends of how much jotaro can react in 5 seconds
@@elyisusking3603 Sorry for the late reply, but jotaro's reaction speed dosen't seem to affect star platinum actions for example when we first saw star platinum he caught a bullet at point bank range jotaro's reaction speed is nowhere close to that speed. Aditionally it has been shown in the series that jotaro's reaction dosen't affect star platinum it's quite the oposite, with star platinum jotaro's sense of vision has been improved from which he could see distances far larger than any human could.
Joseph when he realised that he's the last crusader alive. Joseph: Maybe I shouldn't have cheated death that day. I could've been laughing in heaven with Caesar back then. Maybe it's the day I stop running away and start facing the inevitable. If I can see them one more time, my friends, my family, I'll be at peace. Yea the time has come.
*Polnareff:* ¡Finally me and the *Silver Chariot: Réquiem* are the strongest Crusaders! *Jotaro:* So it's the same type as *Star Platinum: The World* *Polnareff:* WHAT! *Jotaro:* *¡Star Platinum: The World Réquiem!*
@@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 I had to put ? because I was a bit confused on how Avdol's hands were flying. I know hiw he died though. Wish he was alive along with Kakyoin and Iggy
Holly: Dad, what are you doing? Joesph: Oh! Holly we are going to go to Egypt to defeat DIO and save you from your stand Holly: Dad, that was years ago and who is “we”?
Jotaro in part 6: Oh, my Time Stop is too short for villian (5 seconds) Jotaro in part 4: Yare Yare, I killed villian with Koichi respect words. (2 seconds)
@@james1311na Polnareff didn't take over the turtle's body, he just lives within its stand (mr president) so technically polnareff died when chariot requiem died, which reverted the process of swapping souls, but polnareff just decided he'd live on the turtle's body.
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no
This is all funny and laughs until you realize that this is probably Joseph's dementia kicking in and him seeing the dead crusaders.
Oh man :(
why you got to hit us in the stomach like that.
@@joutakujo9773 emotionally donutted
@@joutakujo9773 someone's gonna make a Kakyoin joke about that
@@joutakujo9773 kakyoin laid a fucking egg while you were gone. Please go check on him.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Return of Stardust Crusaders
Speedwagon: Soooooo, it turned out DIO is still alive. Has a stand that can rewrite anything. And is from an alternate timeline. Also all your dead friends are now your enemies.
Crusaders: .......
Mostly eyes of heaven
@@Punched_Kuze jotaro: *so its the same type of stand as star platinum*
MysteriousOwen you could make it like
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Return of The Crusaders
@@Punched_Kuze
h
"Are you crying?"
*"YES, I AM!"*
TSK TSK
@@CorruptedDioSan Mohammed Avdol!
@@CorruptedDioSan TUSK ACT TUSK
That isn't even fucking funny. It is real and sad af
Im ded
The crusaders reunion
A corpse
Another fucking corpse
Kira's new lovers
Average tortoise
Senile old man
Really productive year for the stardust crusaders
Don't forget the sand bucket
Kira? 🤨🤨
Or Kira's BBH
part 2-3 stardust crusaders
part 4 crusader
part 6 dust crusaders
" Come watch JoJo , it's funny "
Those bastards lie to me !!
Shizzaaaaaaaaa!!!
"Wow so funny he got smashed"
My final emerald splash!!
"Lol got donuted"
JoJo's a pretty serious show, more serious than people give credit it for ngl. I came for the story, not because of the memes
@@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. why not the both?=D
@@ronaldomoura1932 Well, I did find out about it because of the memes lol
@@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World. like anyone else, we started to see the memes, and stayed cuz this anime is fuclyng awesome
"So who in one of the Stardust Crusaders that you think would die first?"
"Probably Joseph cuz he's old"
Araki: "well *yes* but actually *NO* "
@Boss Animz what do you expect his joseph
I don't know why people keep calling Jotaro, Joseph is obviously more powerful
@Boss Animz He knows the secret Jostar technique
@@NotDanP1an NIGERUNDAYO
@@caitlinclarkglazer the true technique of joseph is guessing what he enemy will say, the enemy is so shocked that gives up of fighting, cuz he thinks joseph can predict the future
i expected Polnareff to be a turtle
Me to I’m disappointed
Lol
He is not the turtle, just live in it's shell
@@yumijandro7761 still, the turtle is the only thing thats not making him go to the afterlife
@@majungasaurus6814 he lives inside of the SHELL of the turtle aas a ghost
Joseph : " I HAVE TO GO TO EGYPT AND STOP DIO!!! "
Everyone else in the retirement home : 👁 👄 👁
It's honestly a sad prospect that he could wake up all of a sudden, thinking he is currently trying to save his daughter
"Oooooh nnnoooooo!!!!"
And then they go and stop an unrelated vampire whos stand was able to make everyone stop aging.
“Where’s Caesar, I haven’t seen him in awhile”
@@merrittanimation7721 Should we tell him
“Hey did you hear, we’re going on another adventure, everyone’s back”
“Yea yea Mr. Joestar let’s get you to bed”
YES, HE IS
STOOPPPPP OH GODDDDD T^TTTTTT
@@9456-l3e 🤣🤣🤣
This is actually really depressing when you read it and think about how Joseph is technically the only crusader left.
@@rinaayy2242 yeah... 😔
Now it’s just JiJi’s Bizzare Adventure
why does this only have 7 likes????
JiJi's Bizzare Dimentia.
bizarre*
@@hi-hg4og he literally said bizzare
@@GREY_0.10 its bizarre. 2 r’s and 1 Z
Everyone: *atleast has there body shown*
Avdol: H A N D S
Avdol shouldn't exist at all, his hands were eaten shortly after his body was disintegrated.
@@Wavgun3k but the arms make it funnier
@@itslamo__ I k n o w
Za Hando
*Kira Yoshikage intensifies*
Plot Twist: Everyone’s spirits are just chilling in the turtle with Polnareff while Joseph carries the turtle around.
Finally a good one
This... this feels just right
@Kazumaf Nani?!?!!?
Thank you!
You mean.. "Chilling IN Polnareff"
"Joseph come back inside, there's no one out there."
"Josuke! Me and the crusaders are going to defeat DIO!"
This is depressing
"Joseph what are you doing next to that turtle"
@@averageballfan3168 **harder joestar san**
@@Kyo23415 why
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Stand: Silver Chariot
Power: Turtle.
🐢
Stand SCR
Like he have 2 silver chariots but the second one was like a chair
Silver Chariot 2.0
This is what I literally said
People who haven't seen Stone Ocean: "Why is there a red line on Jotaro's face"
Neck too
i see you're a man of culture
How did he die Not a a manga reader
@@zubayralt855 got his face split in half
@@ankaa3786 Who did That
Pucci: "THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE HAS FINALLY ENDED! I MANAGED TO AVENGE DIO AND CONTINUE HIS WAY TO HEAVEN!"
Joseph staying alive, somehow: *"man"*
Josuke and Giorno:
When you realize that, despite being the oldest of them, Joseph outlives all the Crusaders.
What less can you expect from a guy who defeated 4 aztec gods of fitness and an ultimate lifeform in his teens.
That's same kid that destroy a plane with somekind of electricities.
@@darkstar7462 and somehow took down the strongest Being in the whole world thats stronger than Dio and requiem by having a large IQ
Technically Polnareff will outlive everyone because turtles live longer than humans
Joseph strongest jojo
"sir joseph, it was not your fault, you have to let us go"
"B-But your all here"
"Mr. Joestar! Who are you talking to?"
Stop im crying
"oh did you not know ?
It's my old friends from Egypt!"
"No, seriously Mr. Joestar, WHO are you talking to? There's nobody there."
Jotaro appears dead:
Manga readers: *sobbing*
Anime-onlys: w h a t
lol
When you’re an anime only and the only thing you know about part 6 is that funny Ora Ora man dies :(
@@costsonecent i know white snake can do cum attacks
@@costsonecent he doesnt technically dies i dont want to spoil part 6 for you but jotaro doesn't really die
@@AXLDark he does
You know how hopeless the situation is when the strongest character states stopping time for 5 seconds is not enough
yeah that just makes MIH seem terrifying
Everyone was gangsta until they saw the hole in Kakyoin
And Jotaro got his head slit
@@binhturtle179 he would probably put a bandage on it and say it’s just a scratch
@@somedudedoingcoak boy you have a storm coming
@@raifencharles3680 that’s the plan
@@raifencharles3680 man fuck you ill see you at work
Seeing everyone’s new outfits:
Looks at Kakyoin:
“What shoes he got on??”
u didn't see dio's elf shoes
My man Avdol has the freshest new outfit of them all
@@stevepensando2593 damn
@@stevepensando2593 he stole okyasu
@@stevepensando2593 the invisibility cloak
Jotaro: Split.
Kakyoin: Donut.
Avdol: *Arms.*
Polnareff: Turtle.
Iggy: Flattened.
Joseph: Hallucinating again.
Iggy just died because
A small dog
Vs
A guy whit boots
You fell for it fool
SPLIT DONUT ARMS TURTLE FLATTENED ATTACK
Caesar: rocking out
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Joseph: "Did you heard that Suzie? The crusaders are all waiting for me, another adventure is coming! Caesar is waiting for me, too!"
Suzie: "Yeah, sure now take your medicine, I'm busy deciding which dress I'd use."
Bro...why 😭
you….. why would you…
didnt know joseph was the pope and best buddies with caesar well the turkish is all to blame
Joseph : *Suddenly becomes Vampire*
Also Joseph : OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Josuke would do that
I know Josuke is kind, but Suzie Q is just TOO kind
God, jotaro in the thumbnail would give anyone who hasn’t read part 6 a sheer heart attack
It has no weaknesses after all.
LOOK OVER HERE
Is tHaT a JojO rEfErEnCe
they will have a breakdown breakdown
Wait what happens in part 6
Jotaro: has depression and ptsd
Joseph: has dementia and his wife might divorce him
Polnareff: is a cripple who’s soul is now bound to a turtle with a magic key on its shell
Avdol Iggy and kakyoin: has the big dead
@Tcb bct again just because of a gay priest
@Tcb bct again ikr because pucci
Isn't jotaro in a disc tho
@Tcb bct again no I know I just deny it because denying it it’s the only thing keeping me sane.
@@_butter. no, he big dead
•Ghostaro's Stand: What a Wonderful World
•Kakghoulin's Stand: Holy Diver
•Polnergeist's Stand: 21st Century Schizoid Man
•Avdead's Stand: Sunshine of Your Love
•Iggone's Stand: Havin' a Roni
•Joseph's Stand: Hermit Purple
Avhand Mohamgone
Holy diver...
Oh...
@Internet CriticWell yes... but actually no
@Internet Critic he’s dead he’s just a ghost now
But instead of going to the afterlife he possessed a turtle
I love how all of them are named after what killed them
Aside from everything else about this that makes me start sobbing there's something about kakyoin's power being "the final emerald splash" that gets to me. For some reason it gives me creepypasta vibes. As if he can only use it once before disappearing again.
The more I think about how Joseph is the last Crusader who is alive technically makes me sadder.
-Jotaro got cut in half.
-Kakyoin is a donut.
-Avdol is now the Nintendo Switch's new game.
-Iggy.
-Turtlenareff.
Oi Josuke, I erased this comment and replaced it with different words! Ain’t that wacky?
I count Polnareff because he’s just chilling with Giorno in Italy. In Purple Haze feedback it’s implied that Giorno met Jotaro after Golden Wind but it’s never confirmed if Giorno told Jotaro about Polnareff becoming a turtle
@@KlRBSTOMP Wait really?! Which chapter was it? Because if thats the case, then that makes it even more depressing as Jotaro would be the last guy alive.
@@KlRBSTOMP araki said he was still alive tho
@@KlRBSTOMP it's in the wiki my guy
Joseph now actually looks like the guy on the hermit purple card
Made me wheeze
Buwong apa tuh?
@@ciptaantuhan9261 *w0t*
It's "The Hermit 9"
@@ciptaantuhan9261 buwung puyuh tuh man
Anime watcher: Wait why jotaro is yellow?
Manga reader: *intense crying*
Nah he got peed on
@@stonedcat73 LOL
;-;
@@stonedcat73 lol
@@slipspacerupture read the manga then if you don’t want spoilers
Depression kicked in once I saw them glowing yellow
This is actually really depressing. Joseph was the de facto leader of the Crusaders and is now the sole survivor. He watched one member die, and the rest all perished fighting foes that he couldn’t assist them with. I mean, imagine how crushing that is? He even lost his own grandson. And then we throw in the death of Caesar, and we realize that Joseph has lived a pretty sad life.
On the other hand, haha funny ghosts dead.
The Crusaders in Heaven: When Joseph will die
Araki: No.
Polnareff is still alive
@@knighthospitaller281 if heaven is were the souls go in jjba i think the Crusaders would be proud to see that Atleast in another universe Joseph lived and probably had a nice life
And his mother witch for a while he didn’t even know was his mother
@@youmaynotfindthischannel3334 turtleised
Joseph's character in a nutshell:
"Are you dying? Just say no. Death can't take you without consent."
Plot Twist: Hermit Purple's real ability bestows immortality and the thing we saw with the cameras was a weird hamon trick
Vampire blood remember?
Technically most of that was still either Johnathan's or Joseph's blood.
@@HellfireDoesCringe But you do realise for 100 years the blood pumping from Jonathan’s blood was embedded with dios DNA right
@@lolomgwtfkaya6066 uh no.
Erina got pregnant before DIO took over jonathons body
@@boptodatop In what fucking context did you take my comment as? I’m referring to him saying “most of the blood in dios body is Jonathan” which would be TRUE if it was in the first year but it’s been 100 years and the blood pumping is mostly embedded with dios DNA and Jonathan’s
俺が一番嬉しいのはジョセフが今でも戦えるということ
Aww u r not a bad guy r u?
and polnarff he still alive
日本人いたんだ
1番生っちょろいとか言ってたのに……
@@kingyan-kv6mx as a turtle
People who haven’t seen Stone Ocean: “Why Jotaro has dat wound”
Why Jotaro has dat wound
no srsly I wanna know
I know that funni ora man dies
but what did he die to
@@Tr0lliPop Fast as fuck boi
@@serhat.c6399 ah yes,
[MEIDOIII HEVUN]
@@Tr0lliPop yeah so uh spoilers
basically made in heaven killed jotaro by slashing his face when jotaro was trying to save his daughter
@@judiax1182 ouch.
thanx for telling me
"the crusaders set off for another adventure"
**brings out a dead person, an old man and a man that only has hands**
*!*
@@Biscwutitsutos oh shi-
*yoshikage kira would like to know your location*
@@Biscwutitsutos killer queen has already touched this comment 😈👍💥
@@lunaticcultist3764 *SANADABISH*
We laugh, but if Polnareff actually had control of Chariot Requiem...
He lost his rapier.
He's gonna be inmortal because if you kill him before he leave this World chariot requiem will swap his soul with another living thing
He'd be able to beat pretty much anyone with ease
He also uses it a bit in Heritage for the Future. Just for a second though, to put the enemy to sleep.
@@danielcanon3762 it just goes to show how op requiems are
Joseph is the only joestar that live 90+ years with the cursed "Jo" on his name
Imagine an OVA of all the Ghost Crusaders doing something like, fighting bad ghosts i dunno-
Jotaro, Avdol, Kakyoin, Polnareff and Iggy face off against Kira, Vanilla Ice, Mariah, Dio and Diavolo.
@@andreasballe7470 I wanna see that
@@andreasballe7470 epic
@@andreasballe7470 imagine while dying infinitely, one of diavolos deaths was getting killed by the crusaders
@@shao_sz I wouldnt be shocked if one of his deaths is dying to Polnareff or Jotaro getting some payback.
Avdol: got deleted by a ice cream
Iggy: got beaten to death by a vanilla ice cream
Kakyoin: meat and blood flavored donut made by dio™
Jotaro: A cake
Joseph: still alive or dead idk lmao
Polnareff: stuck in a turtle cuz of a time eraser guy without a shirt
Lol cake
Here before this blows up
Only Joseph survives
I AM NOT A CAKE I ONLY GET CAKES FOR MY DAUGHTERRRRRRR
The fact that you trade marked dio is hilarious
Nobody is talking about "5 second time stop is too short". Everyone is crying about kakyoin and the others
Because the others died more dramatically while Jotaro was skinned through skull because he wasn't fast enough to kill
jotaro only lost because he cared about jolyne
@@epiclolito8226 u are genius
Araki has confirmed that Joseph is still alive in stone ocean and all other parts i think, what a Chad
Dio's blood
@@exiagn0012 Hamon makes you age slower too
the only one who's still alive if joseph.
Polnareff : *I HAVE REJECTED MY HUMANTY TO BECOME A TORTOISE*
@@Gm-ce5kg to be a ghost who lives in a blastoise
@Dylan Nieto polnareff is not a turtle, once that chariot was defeated coco jumbo came back to his body
@Dylan Nieto jotaro died, the reset is not the og wich means thoose who are still alive are the ones alive when the reset happened but jotaro died one chapter before the reset.
@@Gm-ce5kg nope, from the information told to us he is the same one, Made in Heaven replaces people with others, but, in the wonderful world the effects of made in heaven don't exist, so the only way for the people to come back is for the souls to also come back
Jojo’s bizarre adventure: Crusaders of heaven
Part 10 YES YES YES YES YES YES! YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! (true!)
eyes of heaven: am i a joke to you?
@@newgamesrobloxYT yes
When Joseph meets random guy from sbr universe and everyone is coming back to live
Jotaro Yes Yes Yes Yes I am now cured from mental disease
Shit, I just realized after stone ocean Joseph is the only surviving/non turtle crusader, and he was the oldest to!
Nah man he died from aging when pucci got time go wrooom
@@ДенисИванов-э9у but then it reset so yeah
@@ДенисИванов-э9у Actually it didn’t affect living beings.
*SPOILER ALERT*
jotaro does come back later on
@@humanfrommars882 Holy fucking shit really??
The oldest crusader was the only one to survive...
*ok I’m actually crying I miss everyone so much*
Its because he became the ultimate life form
@@actuallynoone3240 He never became the ultimate gentleman though.
Jotaro will become over heaven dont cry
@@yk0873 Same
@@thenooblean0813 yes thanks for emotional support
Look how they massacred my boys...
Don't worry, Joseph, Josuke and Giorno all survived MiH.
@@airlinespotter-funnyytcont8101 oh yeah i forgot they survived
@@airlinespotter-funnyytcont8101 how?
(I didn't read Stone ocean, But you can spoil it)
@@expiredmilk5235 I don't think any of them appeared in SO, but I searched online and a lot of stuff said that they did survive the reset.
@@airlinespotter-funnyytcont8101 ok thx
I thought Polnareff's ability was going to be "a lack of walking ability"
Ability: Johnny Joestar
@@tinle9 Oh God... Johnny's crippled ass is a Polnareff reference
@@kamikaze4172 OH MY GOD!!! 😱
_The proportionate strength of a turtle._
This hurt, the best squad in jojo by far and most powerful and seeing them like this is enough to make grown man cry
Bro why do you have a red line on your face?
@@dhruvgauni1414 😐
@@dhruvgauni1414 uh because He Died?
@@dhruvgauni1414 by The Gay Priest
@@Supereme_Cringe i am an anime only thanks for spoilers
Anime fans: why is Jotaro wearing purple and why is he yellow at the end?
Manga fans: * sniffle * yeah....
Let's just say "This world shall know pain"
@@samkelomdunge9443 MY PAIN IS FAR GREATER THAN YOURS!
Anime fans: Why are you crying? Did he really look that bad in purple?
Part 5 Polnareff standing is a cursed image to me
He's crippled after all
He’s a turtle after all
Guys it ok He's Italian he knows the spin
@@dismaned6675 Polnareff is French?
@@mr.bluependant1871 Polnareff IS french
Its like they are zombies
and the worst part
i care for every single one of them
"Oh god we forgot to give Joseph's schizophrenia pills again!"
*:(*
:(
:(
:(
:(
Avdol is missing in another dimension, kakyion and jotaro had both died 2 generations apart, polnareff is a turtle but Joseph is sitting there forgetting everything but still mourning his friends and grandson
But remember, avdol isnt dead, he just got lost in a different dimention
@@masoncontreras2979 yeah but the user of that dimension Is dead so even the dimension no longer exist
When i remembered they all die, but only Joseph lives, i just cried...
Polnareff is still alive
@Lost Knight I think if the soul didnt Go to heaven, then he is not dead
@Lost Knight tre💀 bien😳
Damn, why every JoJo series Joseph Joestar always survive? What a legend.
Epic
He’s Joseph joestar what explanations you need
He does die in part 4 or 5
@@jamesbarrera4595 No, he doesn’t. Canonically, he is still alive in stone ocean.
@@jamesbarrera4595 Someone said that Araki says that characters that aren't confirmed to be dead are still alive, I don't know if that's true but Lisa Lisa might still be alive too.
Joseph is like the only character that still alive even after pucci resets the universe
There's Josuke, the baby, the rest of the living Morioh Gang, what's left of Passione under Giorno's rule, Diavolo, Kars, Boingo, and probably Suzi Q, Smokey, and Holly
@@ride-playerbb2818 poor diavolo, he probably still dying
You think part 10 we will see the original universe and its now josuke carrying the family tree?
@@ride-playerbb2818 Tbh a continuation of giorno's story post pt5 would be so cool
Spoiler:
I thought everyone alive after emporio killed pucci?
The reunion we get: *kardashian family*
The reunion we want:
Joseph sleeping:
Jotaro: **wakes him up**
“Old man”
Joseph: are we still fighting Dio?
How Jotaro wakes him up when he die?
@@akununtukgame5474 eyes of heaven
@@burritoman6064 is not canon
@@gabsbergs5423 neither is this video
@@burritoman6064 yes
"Joseph's power is dementia."
I shouldn't be surprised, yet somehow I am.
it’s just your dementia
It's kind of sad all of your allys die in vain, and what you can only do is live more and cheat death.
@@swagsans7910probably why he steered away from training Hamon after a while.
Doesn’t mean it would have magically made him fourteen again, but 30 to 45 more years of grief is 30 to 45 years of grief.
Jotaro: Dead
Kakyoin: Dead
Avdol: Dead
Iggy: Dead
Polnareff: Dead or stuck half-dead in Coco Jumbo
Joseph: Senile
Being dead is better than going senile
@@_butter. yep
I think (not sure) joseph dies of old age in between part 5 and part 6.
Joseph has reiner Braun's no death luck
@@HumanoidCreatur no he didn’t araki confirmed he was alive during part 6 😂
It's sad that Joseph is the oldest and last crusader, and he probably doesn't even know it
Part 9. The crusaders are back, and only them can revert the effects of the reseted universe.
Actually part 9 is gonna stare a black Jojo OR Araki will realise that his work is a mistake and will become the main antagonist
Polnareffland: Lol no
You're never gonna believe it
@@lumeanoastra1252 Lmfaoooo
“Let us go, JiJi. I wasn’t your fault.”
So:
Jotaro:Part 6 with some injuries but it ok
Joseph:Part 4
Avdol: *A R M S*
Polarneff:Cyborg from Teen Titans
Kakioyn:The walking dead
Iggy:Iggy
Yeah, *some injures*
@@pulverizator293 *Universal Injuries*
Yeah suree JUST SOME INJURIES yeah totally
Some injures 🤣
I think guys Jotaro part 6 has only *Some Injuries**
This is actually really disturbing if you put enough thought into it... I love it.
Kujo Jotaro: Stand Name: Star Platinum! Power: stopping time for too short and then having his face get cut in half
I never undrestood how it was too short considering star platinum is faster than light speed,light can travel 7.5 times around the earth in 1 second,Which means jotaro has enough time to travel around the earth 37.5 times with insane strength and precision while no one else can move.
@@chadroose6781 one thing is star platinum have presicion speed and power and another thing is jotaro's speed of reaction, he can have a faster stand but it all depends of how much jotaro can react in 5 seconds
@@elyisusking3603 Sorry for the late reply, but jotaro's reaction speed dosen't seem to affect star platinum actions for example when we first saw star platinum he caught a bullet at point bank range jotaro's reaction speed is nowhere close to that speed.
Aditionally it has been shown in the series that jotaro's reaction dosen't affect star platinum it's quite the oposite, with star platinum jotaro's sense of vision has been improved from which he could see distances far larger than any human could.
@@chadroose6781 that only works for his self defense, but i doesn't work that way when other is in danger
@@elyisusking3603 that dosen't make sense
Joseph is the only jojo main to not die at all even made in heaven
He's an immortal being
Joseph cannot be killed even the one above all can’t kill him
Finally someone understands made in heaven. And that Joseph did not die
@@Elixir_JPGG ikr?
he technically died in part 3 and revived but yeah
Here’s how this is actually:
A 41 year old emo guy
An unageable old man
Some dude with a hole in him
*arms*
A turtle
And a dog
Wait Jotaro is ageing forward? I thought he is ageing backwards
@@Verl0_lily from buff boi to skinny boi
Wait isn't jotaro . EXPOILERS
@@GoldoOfficial ded
A dead dog
Joseph when he realised that he's the last crusader alive.
Joseph: Maybe I shouldn't have cheated death that day. I could've been laughing in heaven with Caesar back then. Maybe it's the day I stop running away and start facing the inevitable. If I can see them one more time, my friends, my family, I'll be at peace. Yea the time has come.
Name: COCO JUMBO!
Stando Powa: Uhh... It can talk... It is Polnareff.. doesn't really have Chariot.
*Chariot commited walk off cliff*
Bruh
You made me laugh and cry at the same time
At least Joseph made it
Niiice
Niice
Niiice
@Minh Duy Chu his body is dead. Chariot requiem is killed and his soul goes back. Which means he dies
@@ahmed4363 he is living as a soul inside my turtle boi's stand, coco jumbo and he is still fine
Prob anyone can meet him if they go insde coco jumbo
@@hoshiya. yeah I forgot about the stand
Jotaro with a Huge Paper cut to the head: *Appears*
The Anime watchers: HOLY SH-
Joseph's Schizophrenic Adventure: Hallucination Crusaders
*Polnareff:* ¡Finally me and the *Silver Chariot: Réquiem* are the strongest Crusaders!
*Jotaro:* So it's the same type as *Star Platinum: The World*
*Polnareff:* WHAT!
*Jotaro:* *¡Star Platinum: The World Réquiem!*
Joseph: ¡OH MY GOD!
He would rather have done Star Platinum : Over Heaven
Star Platinum: The World: Silver Chariot Requiem
Jotaro: *Sliced*
Kakyoin: *Donuted*
Iggy: *Ice creamed*
Avdol: *A R M S*
Polnareff: *Still alive, but in a turtle*
Joseph: *Alive*
Avdol ice creamed x2
@@user-uc5qx1hh6x SUPER ice creamed
No polnareff is dead. His ghost is just hanging on to the turtles stand
@@frogcrow4170 I guess his ghost self is vibing in the turtle
@@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 I had to put ? because I was a bit confused on how Avdol's hands were flying. I know hiw he died though. Wish he was alive along with Kakyoin and Iggy
Holly: Dad, what are you doing?
Joesph: Oh! Holly we are going to go to Egypt to defeat DIO and save you from your stand
Holly: Dad, that was years ago and who is “we”?
Bro stop making me cry :(
Ohhhh shit...
*[PART 6 SPOILERS]*
You just implied that Holly outlived Jotaro...
@@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
Part 6 spoilers:
Yes, I read the manga
Jotaro and Polenareff survive, why are they in yellow?
Manga: **satanic laughter**
Diavolo and Pucci : No happiness for you
Lmao
@@bacon_haired_dude7050 exactly
It's funny how Joseph's the oldest crusader yet he lived the longest
Sad turtle sounds
The bizarre adventures are just a burning memory...
Everywhere At The End Of JoJo
The crusaders were a legendary team
Was kinda expecting Polnareff to be a tortoise
Same
0:40 The yellow crusaders I know what this means, I want to cry and realizing it's Hermit purples ability Dementia makes it worse
YES YES YES YES
YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
They're back jotaro
@@daviddoesstuffandthingigue966 Indeed.
I guess you’re one of the rare people in the comment section who don’t see this darkly
Ho?
Lol
They should make "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: The Undead Crusaders" as part 10
Yes yes yes yes
What’s part nine then?
It doesn't have a name yet. But it has a main character called "Joshua Joestar" with a stand named "Aphextwin"
Oh that’s cool I didn’t know
@@STARRYMAKO are u kidding me that is fanmade
When you realize Joseph outlived all the crusaders despite looking like he'd die after part 3 or 4
_This video is so accurate because _*_Joseph Joestar_*_ is still alive at the end._
canon if diavolo isn't
Jotaro in part 6: Oh, my Time Stop is too short for villian (5 seconds)
Jotaro in part 4: Yare Yare, I killed villian with Koichi respect words. (2 seconds)
This is the most depressing meme video I've ever seen
*5 seconds time-stop is too short*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
2 steps too late
If he had trained his time stop more, he probably could've stopped it.
@@optimisticwatermelon no lol 5 seconds is his maximum limit
STAR FINGER
@@optimisticwatermelon bruh it's explicitly said that 5 seconds is the maximum time-stop for a human
when you remembered stardust crusaders and still crying
It’s believed that Joseph is still alive in part 7, look it up I’m not joking
Bruh what.
I think thats just Johnny's grandson
well he was alive during part 6 but there is another joseph joestar in part 8
araki made joseph immortal
SBR universe Joseph hasn't been born yet at part 7
There is no continuity between parts 1-6 and 7-8
me: i hope i dont get spoilers...
comments: menacing...
Jotaro: is a ghost
Anime watchers: confused screaming
Ain’t that crazy that the old old man was the last one left
0:13
*hands*
Kira:r u gonna use those? :>
That moment you realize Joseph and Polnareff are the only surviving crusaders
Polnareff died in part 5 it’s just joseph (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
@@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 he's still alive tho. As a turtle
@@alperenylmaz9303 he still died
@@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 so did Joseph
@@alperenylmaz9303 joseph isn’t a ghost unlike polnareff who’s a ghost living in a turtle
Long live Joseph
He was last in crusader
Polnareff
@@james1311na jotaro.
@@Jonathan_joestarjoulsom what
@@james1311na Polnareff didn't take over the turtle's body, he just lives within its stand (mr president) so technically polnareff died when chariot requiem died, which reverted the process of swapping souls, but polnareff just decided he'd live on the turtle's body.
@@Jonathan_joestarjoulsom jotaro dies by part 6, araki confirmed that joseph was still alive by part 6, albeit a little dumber.