I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.
Imagine if they did Shakespearian curses. Mark: "I bite MY thumb at YOU, sir!" Wade: "DID YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT MEEE?" Bob: "No! I bite my thumb at both of you!"
The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound." He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL And no one caught onto that. Or cared
0:02 - Snoose 1:14 - Hello everybody 3:21 - Thanks buddy 3:56 - **** 5:00 - Jump on mysel... 5:28 - PGfied 7:48 - What did I do!?! 8:36 - PGfied pt2 11:12 - Drawing on purpose 11:30 - Reverse that at you!! 11:51 - Elmo 12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events 13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute.... 14:40 - _Eviiiil_ 15:50 - Why would you go for me? 16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself 18:18 - Daddi 18:59 - Chomper got me!! 19:25 - Zearo 20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_ 23:05 - *How's it taste!?!* 23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_* 24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_ 25:10 - Jump in
To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.
This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos. *Memento Mori*
Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.
Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail
According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm. Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video
I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks
Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!
Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.” Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...” Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“ Wade: “I’m not a father.” Me: “DAMMIT!”
BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.
6:30 literally when he played that 5 and implied it was threatening, the next player got 6 more cards from a draw, used the 6th, making basically a plus 5
The funny thing about the youtube ad thing is it gives me an excuse to be like: "Huh ... glad they didn't curse in this video. It'd be terrible if an ad that tells me about shaving my balls or how the soap I use is shit or a horror movie were attached to a video with cursing."
two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to UA-cam with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.
That's logic in a nutshell, basically if you put rtgame and cities skylines together, you know he is going to do something... weird but hilarious. Technically in all games he does some random stuff.
Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.
Hey markiplier. JT has made a video exposing a guy who use the subtitles of the title and the description ti promote their channel in jacksepticeye and pewdiepie videos, and now he is exploiting your channel too to promote AND insult JT. Please, mark or any of your editors, do something about it, spread the message or verify the traductions to delete his channel. Sincerely, a concerned subscriber
@@RisingShadowslost if you have your youtube in other language than english, english videos might have a traduction made by the viewer. The problem is that people exploit this to promote themselves and say whatever they thince it's rarelly verified.
They should just look up Shakespearean insults. Some of them are very funny. Also i just tried to eat a reese's peanut butter cup with the wrapper on it.
On one hand we have the part of my brain that wants to say: "What have you done giving them that idea????" Then we have the half that wants them to find: "Villan, I have done thy Mother!"
Mark: “Blues.” Bob: “ugh” Mark: “Snooze.” Bob sneezes in auto tune like an alien Everyone cackles 🤣 Bob: “Oh f#$&@*…..that’s not how I thought that was supposed to sound.” Honestly best way to start an uno session.
"Bloose. Snooze."
*"Häpœûgh!!"*
Excellent beginning.
Close to my version: Æpöœûgh!
"Translate to English"
@@singleplayer286 ye
@@Shad0wSlayer07 “ye” (translate to English) “ye”
I like that this comment has an option to be translated to English
The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
- "What the F*** Barbara!?"
- "You are gonna laugh..."
- "You guys playing uno?"
- "You right"
Michael Furtado Comparing Their UNO series’ Barbra and Stranger Thing’s Barbra makes me have confused feelings about Barbra.
@I don’t like Lgbt people Nobody cares
Michael Furtado u right
Michael Furtado What about “heart of the cards”? :P
@@liammorris9372 I could only come up with those 4 but that would've been smarter.
Mark: "Blues, Snooze."
Bob: *Sneezes in autotune*
**sneezes in Donald duck**
laughing so much 😂😂😂😂
Everybody dies laughing
Ha PoOf!
Eq-*_POOF_*
18:23
Mark looks genuinely like "shit is this how wade is about to announce a child?" Then super relieved lol
I wouldn't say relived, just taken avack that its even a possibility
@@plexyglass429 ya
"Blues. Snoose.
HaPOOF"
what a wonderful way to start an episode.
Lol.
You right
During another stream, Bob smashed his finger on his microphone about 2 minutes in.
if you have the captions on it says (bob: sneezes in auto-tune)
haplouiflf
“Old town road, take me home”
“CALIFORNIAAAA!”
Better than original
thats 2 songs mixed. which one is better than the original?
You’re a wanted man, Mr. Morgan.
This is chaotic
How to anger every country music fan in five seconds.
"You left footed mushroom wielder!" very good wade
If someone actually said that to me, it would destroy what's left of my self-esteem
They call marks mushroom the punisher
“You four-card taking card taker!”
I looked down to the comments 2 seconds before he said that and this was the first comment I saw
U goth
I love how it sounded like wade was going to announce a pregnancy and everyone got quiet waiting for it but then he just says “I’m not a father it’s just a sexual name I want you to refer to me as.
And now Bob is going to be!
@@nichole_bmx8313 huh?
@@lemonywater2979 Bob recently announced that his wife is expecting!
Time stamp?
18:18
Imagine if they did Shakespearian curses.
Mark: "I bite MY thumb at YOU, sir!"
Wade: "DID YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT MEEE?"
Bob: "No! I bite my thumb at both of you!"
"What, you egg?"
Young fry of treachery!
Saucy rogue! Etc etc
Away, you three inch fool! I am no beast.
JackieTK Draws
Lol I just got done watching Romeo and Juliet!
Mark without cursing is like non-alcoholic beer
Apt
Oh...you right
@@folkuey_artster YOU RIGHT!
Why isn't this the top comment 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
This is very amusing because of Mark's issues with alcohol.
Mark: *literally puts the word _'DEMONITIZATION'_ in the title
UA-cam: *TRENDING FOR GAMING!*
0:09
@Wildy Duce your point?
Susan was having a coffee shortage
Description: WaDE DisLocaTED hiS HAnd
@@bunko_fuck4379 his point is that it was funny and he laughed
The best part about the auto tune sneeze was that afterwards, Bob was like "That's not how I thought that would sound."
He intentionally sneezed into auto tune to see what would happen LOLOLOL
And no one caught onto that. Or cared
Yeah, that’s hilarious.
😂
I think Mark did, he was laughing so hard
No?? He left it on and was surprised to hear that on. You guys are such conspiracy theorists XD
11:51
Wade: *Very sad Elmo noise*
Bob: Yeah take that, *Elmo*
Wade in an Elmo voice: Elmo loves to danc-*OH!*
this timestamp is a blessing
funniest shit i’ve ever watched
"You back-stabbing, card-taking, left footed mushroom-wielder!"
- Wade whenever the hell they recorded this
The same day they recorded bigfoot.
16:00
As a person who is left footed, I do not find this insult offensive
@@acekabogen reclaiming a slur 😌
Press that like button and make it 1k, you flashy-eyed belly basher!!
0:02 - Snoose
1:14 - Hello everybody
3:21 - Thanks buddy
3:56 - ****
5:00 - Jump on mysel...
5:28 - PGfied
7:48 - What did I do!?!
8:36 - PGfied pt2
11:12 - Drawing on purpose
11:30 - Reverse that at you!!
11:51 - Elmo
12:37 - That's an interesting turn of events
13:54 - _Waaaait_ a minute....
14:40 - _Eviiiil_
15:50 - Why would you go for me?
16:53 - I dare you to play it on yourself
18:18 - Daddi
18:59 - Chomper got me!!
19:25 - Zearo
20:17 - This is what you get Bo-_Nooooooooo!!_
23:05 - *How's it taste!?!*
23:44 - *_AAAAA!!_*
24:38 - _Well hey thanks for asking_
25:10 - Jump in
Oh, thanks
Make this into a compilation please omg
ty flando
Thanks man. Must have taken you a long time to make this comment.
u god
Mark: "This is what it means to go even further beyond!"
*Unus Annus flashbacks*
*You close?*
Let it die
Please
I remember seeing comments like this on Unus Annus videos, saying that it reminded people of these videos. Finally, it has come full circle
PLUS ULTRA!!!!
Edit: If you don't understand where this Is from, it's from My Hero Academia, an anime
To all the people saying let it die, it's memento mori, not damnatio memoriae. The whole point of the channel was that all we had left after the year was the memories, not to pretend like it didn't exist at all, just like what you would do with a loved one that passed.
4:10
Mark: You're just making Lixian do more work
(Angry Lixian noises paired with animation)
@@opposedlime Thank you.
I'm your 1500th like (is this a trend now btw)
@@seemslegit614 Awesome. I like this trend.
video: *is 27 minutes worth of content*
everyone in the comments: “haha bob sneeze funny”
Yes.
But still...
hapLoOuF
Because it’s hilarious 😌🤣
@Hannah Smith lol i’m not!! that’s nothing to get mad about haha
@Hannah Smith Issa joke
hapoof
Mark: Don't you dare curse
Wade: I didn't, I stopped myself for you.....F###!
4:07
SportzSoldier15 GD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
TF YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Why doesn’t mark curse any more?
Mark: Blues. Snooze.
Bob: _ApEwEhEw_
Mark: (extreme laughing fit)
Bob: **skips wade**
Wade: [sad Elmo noise]
Bob: yeah take that, Elmo
Wade, using Elmo voice: Elmo loves to dance- *OH*
I love that part XD
Time stamp?
@@yellow0reos337 11:51 :3
It was such a good impression! Way to go Wade!😁
@@toyjam2 That OH was the best also I love how he didn't say anything weird with the Elmo voice XD
0:02 replay button of Bob’s sneeze
”Thanks me!”
”You’re welcome, myself!”
MintMainia Thank you xD it was by far the best way to start an episode xD
Autumn Smith you’re very welcome!🤣
Ha PoOfh
It sounds like some kind of food you’d take in a Mario game and it did something to you
Sounds like bob got punched while zipping up his jacket
"I'm not joking, somehow Wade managed to dislocate his own hand in a fit of rage... You have to see it to believe it!"... again?
I was wondering why he said that again X3
so nice it happened twice
I love how "daddy is a sexual term. DEMONETIZED" was interrupted with a commercial
Gonna be honest, I thought Markiplier said
"My moms is asian."
Instead of-
"My monetization"
He's not wrong
Either way it's correct
i would like this comment but its at sixty nine so have fun
@@Sparkle-hn1vr
You're now my favourite person xD
@@Marshushu what's this 'favorite person' i hear you speak of? Im afraid i havnt heard of this concept before XD
UA-cam: uses demonetization card
Mark: *Say sike right now.*
Your profile pic...
Oh
Oh no
@@huhimhere170 oh yes
Ricardo Milos your profile is everything
@@TheResidentevilfan99 do I have permission to kill the dead meme
:D
"YoU FLaT FootEd PaNts weArEr! "
Way to get em' Mark
@I don’t like Lgbt people Oh my God it's you! Weren't you the one who said marks niece deserved to die?! I thought you hated Mark!
I don’t like Lgbt people bruh this dude is a bitch talking about UA-camrs family members then self promoting on marks channel
@@marsglare that's who I thought it was. Screw off you sexist flat footed pants wearer!
That One Cool Gamer I think??????
That One Cool Gamer I didn’t really say anything about gay people
I want, just once, Lixian to actually play Uno with them.
Where's the episode where Mark ONLY uses pre recorded lines and sees how long till the others notice
Do you mean "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO" ? Because that´s one of my favorites and he uses the pre-recorded thingy alot :p
Tiny Fishy same here! Love that one, although I tend to watch the episodes a lot 😆 because they’re great
Barbara
@@synicat7839 u right!
you riight
man, the autotune sneeze is almost as good as wade going
"no..."
"no"
"No"
"NO"
"GOD"
"WHYYY"
"YEEEAAAAYEEAH
Put it on slowmo please good Lord
@@Verecundius it's from another game of Uno that Mark posted
Antasma I think it’s either in “Thou shalt be skipped” or “Your gonna laugh”😂
I'm p sure it's from "A card of a thousand truths" a bit over halfway into the vid
@@Verecundius i think its on the You're Gonna Laugh vid
It’s “Oh sir, the insult simulator” all over again...
basically
Facts
ummm actually its "oh sir! the insult simulator" *adjust glasses*
Sammy Cool, Your cousin’s car smelt of elderberries and secretly admires your face, and that’s all I have to say about that!
Bro force 321, it’s adjusts glasses, not “adjust glasses.”
back-stabbing card-taking left-footed mushroom-wielder is a god tier insult
"Take me hoooome old town roadd, cAlifornIaA"
Me...a west virginian: **implodes**
XD LOL
Ayyyeee same
solidarity
its west Virginia *
Im a West Virginian too! :3
I've been repeating that sneeze at 0:03 for some time now and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna choke on my laughter
Lmaoooo right? 😂😂😂
Put it in 0.5 speed... your welcome. 🤣
@@phantomray1648 that sneeze.. then the wheeze 😂
It sounds like he’s spitting.
Avacrido :V right?! 🤣
*Wade:* I threw money at a problem...
And the problem went away.
I logics.
I threw money at a thug and he ran away with it.
So I guess it works.
@I don’t like Lgbt people oh god
As I read this I heard it in the video 😂
@@xilogex7403 Just report him, he's everywhere and he's dumb like a rock
Life Is Random haven’t you played assassin’s creed? That’s a game where it works :)
Bob's autotune sneeze has been my phones notification sound for a year. It still makes me laugh every time
Lol
is it still your notification sound
is it still your notification sound
I need a copy of the audio file, please
Wade: "Well, I have something to tell you."
Mark, with the face of fear and curiousity -
Wade: "I am not a father."
Mark, relief.
"But i want you to call me daddy"
@@_Michaelis_ *no*
@@Dogaojuiz *Yes*
Hey just to tell u ur at 666 likes
@@JungleEnjoyer2130 Thank you, sad I missed the golden moment.
Bob: *Sneezes*
Literally no one:
Mark: *Actually dies*
it's someone, it's BOB
Julio Jacob Shit you're right, I was too focused on Mark to notice
I literally sneezed right after Bob.
No one:
Bob: Ah-PoOf!
Everyone: *dies*
i actually died laughing at it xd
Mark: Bloose, Snooze
Bob: *Demonic sneeze*
The way that rhymes reminds me of Blues Clues.
Never liked that cartoon. Always annoyed me for some reason.
Cameron Don Probably because it was half cartoon and half live-action? That’s why I didn’t like it.
@@BigBerk765 I mean I hated it and they probably hated for a reason on their own, I hated it because it made no sence
I'm the 666th like. You're welcome.
*Angelic
Mark: "Blues, Snooze"
Bob: *autotune sneezing*
Me: *laughing instead of breathing intensifies*
UA-cam: *uses demonetization card*
Mark: *UNO reverse card*
UA-cam:r u playing a yellow 2?
@Gray Stars you just have them a free turn reverse cards don’t reflect stuff
.
@@vincentfaragalli9427 r/woooosh
uno reverse card r/uno
Mark: Maybe I'll make some money this time-
UA-cam: *REVERSE CARD*
Nice profile pic! I love that game!
Hey! EJM White, you must be new.... you have a lot to learn...
C O N N O R!!! MY BABYYYY
YOUR PFP IS PURE PERFECTION. MWAH
matching profile pictures.
Mark: I just want some money for once
Bob: Hold my beer
"I got money in the bag."
Noahretical STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WITH THAT HEART EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ONE
This is honestly the best Uno video they've come out with yet. With Bob's brilliant autotuned sneeze, Wade's uncontrollable rage, and them coming up with random nonsense "insults" while trying not to curse it's a wonderful recipe for chaos.
*Memento Mori*
Memento Mori
@Markiplier The translator changed your Title and description to insult someone and also to make ad for himself...
Bump
Can confirm that. On polish version, title says to fuck a UA-camr named JT and he puts a link to some other UA-camr to frame him.
Oh boy someone found a way to make UA-cam fall apart even more.....how sarcastically wonderful
But its auto gen
Did he remove a translation option?
Apparently the person being advertised in the desc. doesn't have anything to do with it, and since there's no evidence against him that means you shouldn't say that the ad is for himself.
,,Can you stop cursing"
-said Markiplier
I absolutely love the UNO Series
I could watch it all day xD
Charlett Sophine right 😂❤️
I did
Charlett Sophine I’ve watched every video at least 20 times
Pewds and Jack playing minecraft: Join us mark
Mark: I will
*When I get money*
Biamond ._. Did they actually say that?
Are they though? No post today about it
*YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!*
NooooooooooooooooooOoooOOOoOoOoOoOooOOoOoo
Has Mark played "layers of fear 2" or "thief simulator" yet? Or how about he just uploads 100+ more videos of Amnesia....
0:14 Mark’s cry-laughter adds years to my life-span
Can we take a moment to appreciate lixian glitching the screen whenever their audio glitched? Because that is some grade A editing and attention to detail
Lixian is an S-tier editor. The small details make everything so much better
According to the game grumps, bleeping still registers as a swear to the algorithm.
Also according to the game grumps, you just have to be swear free for the first minute of the video
Lol Wade literally cursed at 0:59.
Feep Entertainment Nope, he rolls over juuuust at 1:00
Mark translator giving jt hate look at vid by jt trust me and r/jacksepticeye and r/markiplier on reddit
Yeah, censoring like that even counts- Imagine playing a game that has a lot of loud beeping noises :')
i wonder if a new meta will happen where the first minute is just blank silence and then the video begins
Bob: uh
Mark:Bloos,Snooze
Bob: *ALIEN NOISE*
Lol!
I didn't even get past the 30 second mark because I was laughing so hard and replaying that moment. So hard that I made some quiet, high pitched squeaks
this all is very sad to watch after knowing the fact that mark, in fact is not real
Liar!
Sike !
Yeah, yeah! You are just mad that they didn't pick your insults, Mr. Shakespeare!
@@dragos_creations u right
Your play Romeo and Juliet sucks
I need an audio clip of Mark yelling "IIIIIIIII'M JUMPING IN!"
Mark: You... flashy eyed b-
UA-cam: *plays 15 second unskippable ad*
Me: .....
Shaye_Serena elly basher
Shaye_Serena but hey.
He got monetized
I got to "belly bash-" before the ad...
Wow, even UA-cam ads have the most comedic timing... LOL!
That's when you quickly exit out and click it again. If another ad... do again
Not even a minute into this episode and they already mention “Barbara”
@I don’t like Lgbt people Are you actually that desprete
@I don’t like Lgbt people
No
ALMOST ONE MINUTE
@I don’t like Lgbt people Reported for spam.
That One Cool Gamer I’ll do it too
19:10 *_distraught_* "He's got as many reds as two!"
20:06 the way Wade said "little hat" amuses me
23:56 really admire Mark's "AAAHH!!"
So the translators issue are affecting Markiplier as well. I hope he knows about it and that bangla fz1 get his channel taken down or something
Bump
How did this issue just start for these big channels...? Are people just taking advantage of this now or is it a technical problem
@@MrsCurioCheerio people is just taking advantage of it, but UA-cam finally banned the channel that was self-promoting in pewds videos
MrsCurioCheerio it sucks really 😕
Ikr he got 24M subs from that
That sneeze could be a great sound effect in a song 😂 Someone please remix that!!!
That sneeze made my day lmao
That would sound good
I literally was JUST thinking about that!!! I may... 🤔
“Stop cursing my monetization”
Five seconds later
“Oh F***”
@I don’t like Lgbt people how were you "brave" enough to make that name
I don’t like Lgbt people
No
Why dose Mark suddenly care about demonetization. He play fnafb for god's sake!
@I don’t like Lgbt people No
I never will
nice profile picture.
Mark, Bob and Wade: *saying weird alternatives to curse words*
Me, horrified: just say fU ck
Let's all be honest here, Mark's laugh is like the best thing to hear when you want something to make you feel better. Mark, your laugh is the best thing ever!
Honest ♡
Half the time my laugh sounds like his so when I’m watching it’s like his laugh echoes.
Fiefer Woods I agree, honestly I’m slowing developing a crush on him
To be honest
Bob’s laugh is pretty majestical too
19:13
“hEs gOt aS mAnY rEds aS tWwWoOoo”
God wade is definitely a big brain.
Mark: “You’ve been calling yourself daddy a lot lately.”
Wade: “Well I got something to tell ya...”
Me: “OMG IS MOLLY-“
Wade: “I’m not a father.”
Me: “DAMMIT!”
…………………………………
@Evan Sharp 18:22
I honestly thought that Wade was going to say that he was pregnant
@@GreetingsFineCitizen he??? :)
BenefitsBens yes He. Pregnancy has been a sexist act for a while now, “Only women can get pregnant” and we call ourself equal...Wade is a trail-blazer in Male Pregnancy.
“You PICKLE PUSHER!”
-Mark, yelling at Bob during UNO, 2019
I’ve been sitting here for 6 minutes laughing at bobs noise at the beginning.
I actually think that would work as a pretty good ringtone.
What the hell was that, did he sneeze? Dear God my stomach hurts from laughing!!
Same shshshsh
SAME XDDDD
Play it at .25 speed it is great 😂😂
No one:
No one at all:
Bob: You’re a straight up BOOGER SNATCHER
I think that's what the Boogie Man actually is!
Mark: "blues... snooze..."
Bob: **snoozes into his mic literally 1 second after Mark said that**
Snoozes?
Bob had a sneezing fit and on the third sneeze, tried to autotune it.
@@randompasserbyer TRIED? it was gold. He also said pussy, it was great
@@randompasserbyer TriED? The auto tune on it makes it x10 funnier!
@Jade B. ah right. Well i didn't see the stream :)
That intro is genuinely one of my favorite moments that Mark & Friends ever have done
When Mark laughs, everyone laugh. This is awersome talent.
It's just such an infectious laugh!
Bob's laugh is even funnier.
everyone's getting upset about their inability to cuss, but ngl it increases the funny factor by at least 3x
I agree, swearing is becoming not really funny so seeing them trying to NOT swear is quite amusing
Some 90s Slasher Disagree
Funny is subjective, and cursing can be funny when used appropriately
I thought them trying to cobble up random insults on the fly was significantly funnier than just screaming *"fUCK YOU"* every time
@@CrystalRose1111 if funny is subjective how can you say cursing can be funny if used correctly as if it’s a fact?
@@cadmallard Because it is a fact? Cursing all the time is just... well, normal, and like anything else, can be funny in the appropriate scenario.
Bob: *Sneeze*
Me: *Repeats this clip over and forgets to watch the rest of the video.*
same here I'll give you the clip 0:02
Samr
Its scary how you did the exact thing I did
I mean I can't blame you... Its not everyday someone sneezes like Donald Duck.
“Goat slapping tail pusher” I honestly don’t think that’s PG Mark 😂 I don’t think you want Peta after you
To be fair, I'm pretty sure PETA doesn't care unless they get to kill said goat. XD
6:33 Wade’s laugh was so cute, it might have sounded weird but it was cute all the same!
11:51 Wade has a great Elmo impression! It was pretty funny
“My monetization!!!!!” Poor Mark 😂😂😂
“I wasn’t even thinking of peni-... GUYs!”
“I got money on my minddd...”
Mark is killing me with his phrases 😂😂😂
Is this another episode of Oh Sir the Insult Simulator? I love that game!
Quentin Fisher why no comments lol.
You're hovercraft dress like your country and had a steaming rump with. Sips tea. You're boss and you know it to be true!
6:30 literally when he played that 5 and implied it was threatening, the next player got 6 more cards from a draw, used the 6th, making basically a plus 5
UA-cam: *Pulls demonetization card* "We steal your money :)!"
Markiplier: *pulls uno reverso card* "MUAHAHAHHA!"
well that would be a lot of money :DD
That's a lot of damage
The funny thing about the youtube ad thing is it gives me an excuse to be like: "Huh ... glad they didn't curse in this video. It'd be terrible if an ad that tells me about shaving my balls or how the soap I use is shit or a horror movie were attached to a video with cursing."
duuude that's such a good point
the demonization is a random event triggered by breathing
two more things I'd like to point out after reading through some similar topics in the comments. A censored curse draws more attention to the use of a curse than an uncensored curse, and taking away cursing from a character's speech pattern can sometimes ruin the impact the creator was initially going for with the mentioned character. Try writing lines for a character with completely different speech patterns from what you're used to using. Imagine doing that and getting used to it for all the characters in a project. Now imagine having to rewire how the characters talk in some cases just because you've developed them to swear a lot. It might end up making a character that felt natural with the original concept feel unnatural. Cursing can in some cases add to that impact. Expecting someone to write the character differently or be punished just cause you're not a fan of cursing is kind of killing a part of the creative freedoms creators should have. I'm not saying characters and speech patterns can't be written without cursing, I'm saying some feel unnatural without it. Forced because a writer is so used to writing their characters a certain way. This applies to UA-cam with Skits, animations, letsplays, etc.
I got an ad that said “ass” in it...
Lets all be honest.
Regular UA-cam just became basically UA-cam kids
Hell yeah dude.
Ageeed
YES YES YES
You right
Yep.
Micky Mouse girlfriend pregnant suicide nursery rhymes FOR KIDS!
Hearing mark say " going even further beyond" before unus annus existed is amazing to me!
It's a fairly common thing to say, could be a mha reference
2:25
"Country roads take me home"
*Somewheres in cities skylines*
RT Games: I feel it time for another Sewage Volcano eruption for some odd reason
That's logic in a nutshell, basically if you put rtgame and cities skylines together, you know he is going to do something... weird but hilarious. Technically in all games he does some random stuff.
A man of quality, I see.
Four quality people together.
M: "Blues... snooze"
B: *ÆPÖŒÛGH!*
M: *bursts out in uncontrollable laughter*
I've seen several comments that attempted to spell that moment, and this is by FAR the best.
@@robjohnsonmusicandgaming glad you like it!
Same I've seen this so many times, gets me EVERY time
Mark's laugh at 0:14 - 0:20 sparked so much joy in me
When Bob said “egh PÆŒOÖØGh”
I felt that
Wade: *curses*
Me, in the back of my mind: S W O R E
put money in the S W O R E jar now.
YES I FREAKING GOT THAT PEWDS REFRENCE BLESS YOU, YOU AMAZING 9 YEAR OLD
To the place I belong
This game never fails to physically, mentally, and emotionally harm Wade and I love it
I cant fidn it anywhere
love your logo! i love thomas sanders 🤗
Man, this entire episode is like an Insults clip for West of Loathing
You sassy, corduroy wearing bulldog!!!
Or just a kindergarten playground
Me watching three angry men play a children's card game and trying not to swear when they swear like truck drivers is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I am dying of laughter.
I’m surprised the video isn’t age-restricted
Those were some pretty good insults
I don’t like Lgbt people oof
"You four-card-taking card-taker" has got to be my favorite. Good job, Wade.
0:02. I am already dying of laughter! 2 seconds in and I am already thinking: "This is gonna be good."
Bob's "ÆPÖŒÛGH!" made me laugh, too! 🤣🤣🤣
Bob's "ÆPÖŒÛGH!" made me laugh, too! 🤣🤣🤣
17:53 "6!" -wade
11:54 “Elmo love to dance
*OOOHHH* 😂😂
Adrien J. Tillman I’m so glad I didn’t hit that time stamp bc I’m wheezing now that I got to that part
Hey markiplier. JT has made a video exposing a guy who use the subtitles of the title and the description ti promote their channel in jacksepticeye and pewdiepie videos, and now he is exploiting your channel too to promote AND insult JT. Please, mark or any of your editors, do something about it, spread the message or verify the traductions to delete his channel.
Sincerely, a concerned subscriber
Wait I'm kinda confused what's going on?
@@RisingShadowslost if you have your youtube in other language than english, english videos might have a traduction made by the viewer. The problem is that people exploit this to promote themselves and say whatever they thince it's rarelly verified.
@@dielhey ohhhh that's mad fuckin shady tbh
Fyi, you dont have to say traductions, you can just say subtitles, traductions is spanglish and doesnt mean anything if you dont speak spanish.
Bump
Demonetazion Card - A card that brings out a person's inner demon. A perfect card for Uno.
The voice crack at 20:34 killed me
They should just look up Shakespearean insults. Some of them are very funny.
Also i just tried to eat a reese's peanut butter cup with the wrapper on it.
Pro move!
(Sorry for that, its a reflex)
@@heronakj8451 is... Is that a streamer term?
@@axolotl0424 Not intended...
You egg!
On one hand we have the part of my brain that wants to say: "What have you done giving them that idea????"
Then we have the half that wants them to find: "Villan, I have done thy Mother!"
This video in a nutshell:
"Heeeyyy, waaade a minute!"
Bob: Old town rooaadd, take me hoommee!
Me: *So close, yet so far...*
Another AvatarLover CALIFORNIAAAAAAA
@@flyingsquirrel1827 OCEAN FATHERRRRR
Kelton Conn ocean mama
Take me baaaaack
Old town roaaaaaad
You mean that’s not how the song goes
Mark: “Blues.”
Bob: “ugh”
Mark: “Snooze.”
Bob sneezes in auto tune like an alien
Everyone cackles 🤣
Bob: “Oh f#$&@*…..that’s not how I thought that was supposed to sound.”
Honestly best way to start an uno session.