Jez Admits His Love For Dobby - Peep Show

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  • @catrobo2740
    @catrobo2740 8 років тому +2862

    "this train is running on time! this is unprecedented!" lol

    • @flitwick3738
      @flitwick3738 6 років тому +19

      So true.

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 6 років тому +136

      Thats accurate, I just started working as a train driver. I turned up late for the interview and they immediately hired me.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому +1

      @@brettjohnson536 pretty sure trains drive themselves.

    • @che3se1495
      @che3se1495 5 років тому +32

      @@zapkvr No... No they don't...

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 років тому +2

      @@che3se1495 yeah, they do

  • @radioactiveplums
    @radioactiveplums 6 років тому +857

    "That's your punishment of last recourse?! Free travel?!"

  • @DrewFarmie2
    @DrewFarmie2 9 років тому +339

    "i'm sorry, what the FUCKING hell are you talking about?"

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 8 років тому +2010

    "I know it's true love because I'm prepared to sacrifice my closest friendship for it." - That's actually quite grown up for Jez.

    • @Maceta444
      @Maceta444 8 років тому +326

      Only it's not true love and he's just horny like with every mate he had on the show.

    • @neuroscram
      @neuroscram 6 років тому +31

      Yes that was the point, well done.
      Welcome to mensa

    • @alephnull4044
      @alephnull4044 5 років тому +5

      @@Dparkes26 Exactly

    • @fredof4413
      @fredof4413 5 років тому +6

      its very well acted

    • @contactkeithstack
      @contactkeithstack 5 років тому +44

      Sacrificing your closest friend is how you know it's not true love.

  • @SteelPlatinum
    @SteelPlatinum 9 років тому +485

    "The love tap is gushing"
    "Well turn it off"
    "I can't, Ive tried"
    "Well try harder, put some fucking elbow grease into it"

  • @iplayeddsharpminor
    @iplayeddsharpminor 5 років тому +541

    “Gone to Morocco and become a paedo or a charity worker”. One of the best written shows ever. Only in Britain :’)

    • @justme-hh4vp
      @justme-hh4vp 3 роки тому +8

      and that's the honourable option!

    • @ravecrab
      @ravecrab 2 роки тому +6

      Is that a very covert William Burroughs reference?

  • @me700gnomes
    @me700gnomes 7 років тому +294

    The way mark suppresses answering that question truthfully at 4:39

  • @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
    @octaviancaesarhibernicus4447 6 років тому +771

    Jez is the second last guy you'd want as a friend, Hanz is literally the last.

    • @atlanticsquib7232
      @atlanticsquib7232 5 років тому +461

      I disagree. Hans is more honest, at least you know he’s doing crack and bringing snakes home, jez is always lying

    • @AddictedtoBlistex
      @AddictedtoBlistex 5 років тому +284

      Tbh Hans usually treats Mark better than Jez does.

    • @ArcaneKeeperD20
      @ArcaneKeeperD20 5 років тому +36

      Mark is way worse than Jez

    • @mattl1962
      @mattl1962 5 років тому +9

      @@AddictedtoBlistex apart from the time that hans screws Jeremy over regularly.

    • @daniel30000i
      @daniel30000i 5 років тому +11

      Luke Piechowski lol mark is a coward but jez is mental

  • @beth.darvell
    @beth.darvell 4 роки тому +145

    I literally think about this scene every time I take a train.

    • @limpa756
      @limpa756 3 роки тому +6

      I think about you every time I’m on the train

    • @dechezhaast
      @dechezhaast 3 роки тому +2

      @@limpa756 i think about you thinking about her every time I’m on the train

    • @SPiderman-rh2zk
      @SPiderman-rh2zk 2 роки тому

      @@dechezhaast I think about you thinking about him thinking about her every time I'm on a train

    • @vytasffbismarck7001
      @vytasffbismarck7001 2 роки тому +6

      @@SPiderman-rh2zk i dont think

  • @aidenhorton18
    @aidenhorton18 2 роки тому +45

    £34.60 for one stop is the real crime in this scene

    • @friendlyenemy2314
      @friendlyenemy2314 Рік тому +4

      This was made in like 2011 I think, so now that would be about 45£ if you add inflation!!

    • @karlosanchez1
      @karlosanchez1 5 місяців тому +3

      It's 20 pound penalty plus the cost of the single, so it's probs 14 quid for the single

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 4 місяці тому

      @@karlosanchez1that sounds fair

  • @beigeboi_7714
    @beigeboi_7714 6 років тому +95

    I love how Mark's always feeling the same way, it just depends on his mood as to whether he'll voice it or we'll here it as a thought.

  • @abrahamhagos7714
    @abrahamhagos7714 9 років тому +1711

    A huge amount of respect was lost for Jeremy here. His laziness and selfishness has always been obvious throughout Peep Show but he hit a new low here. Mark has allowed him to live in his flat rent free for years without working, paid for all the stuff Jeremy stole from Johnson and forgave him for sleeping with Sophie and despite all of that Jeremy tries to take Mark's girlfriend away from him (despite knowing how unsuccessful Mark has been with women). Love is not a good enough excuse for that.

    • @TwentyTwenty90
      @TwentyTwenty90 9 років тому +529

      Abraham Hagos I really do not understand serious character analysis comments like this on Peep Show videos. Yes, we all know, that BOTH Jez and Mark are awful people, but they are comedy characters. The fact they are unrelentingly awful human beings, with an exasperating penchant for consistently making the most awkward and poor choices in life, is what makes it amusing in the first place. Can you imagine how boring this show would be if Jez was remorseful for his selfish and stupid antics and Mark was less of a dupe, and developed a backbone? It would be so dull that it would be classified as a drama, rather than a comedy.

    • @abrahamhagos7714
      @abrahamhagos7714 9 років тому +196

      Thomas W I'm not crying my eyes out over Jeremy's behaviour and I know they are comedy characters so their behavioural patterns and personalities have to be somewhat exaggerated and not in key with the vast majority of us in the real world. But I live in the real world so what else would I compare it to. I think you have overestimated how seriously I take the show - I think it's a funny show that's all and I just expressed a simple opinion I had about one of the characters

    • @greekpanther1
      @greekpanther1 9 років тому +33

      Abraham Hagos u shouldnt be expressing any opinions. Just watch and laugh and thats it. If you think more than that then you are doing it wrong.

    • @noelmcgovern3987
      @noelmcgovern3987 9 років тому +14

      main thing I hate here is that...jeremy is now with a guy and shows absolutely no feelings towards dobby now

    • @Sxm_8
      @Sxm_8 9 років тому +65

      You do know it is a show not real life yeah ?

  • @cj9970
    @cj9970 9 років тому +228

    the life coach speaks hahahahah

  • @eradeziel
    @eradeziel 9 років тому +464

    "...the brutal reality that the weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on, the scythe is remorseless." Gotta love Johnson!

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth 6 років тому +41

      eradeziel why are you refereeing Johnson inaclip devoid of him?

    • @westbritannia8580
      @westbritannia8580 4 роки тому +7

      Great clip, wrong vid

    • @eradeziel
      @eradeziel 4 роки тому +19

      @@westbritannia8580 Must have switched on to a different clip as I went to comment. Never noticed.

    • @Sampsonoff
      @Sampsonoff 3 роки тому +14

      @@eradeziel I love that you got so many upvotes anyway lol

    • @gcap7711
      @gcap7711 3 роки тому +5

      Impressed that you replied after all these years

  • @dadiscoverychannel
    @dadiscoverychannel 2 роки тому +41

    The guy that blocked Jez from getting off the train randomly getting back up to check his bags as he tries to go back is such a small but great touch

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 10 місяців тому +5

    Love how the conductor stares at Jez as though he knows how fucked Jez is

  • @italkedtobarzini4015
    @italkedtobarzini4015 2 роки тому +13

    Jeremy's brief expression at 3:11 hilariously sums up his entire personality: a look of aggrieved self-righteousness, whilst lacking self-insight; however, at the same time experiencing a creeping feeling of an emotion that we know as guilt but he's unfamiliar with both its concept and implications so merely goes along with the whole thing and hopes for the best.

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 7 місяців тому +3

    3:48 David's reaction to the "That's just something that scientists and people in toxic relationships say" shows that it was definitely written by him lol

  • @Marcus3252
    @Marcus3252 6 років тому +56

    How incredibly noble

  • @harrygreen1969
    @harrygreen1969 4 роки тому +43

    2:29 this is the lady who David Brent was on a date with in the pub😂😂

  • @mmon764
    @mmon764 4 роки тому +86

    It was at this point I had enough of Jez. At first I liked his loveable loser persona, but doing this to Mark, after he knew how he felt about Dobby, after the fact he's putting him up on his flat for free and basically supporting him financially just made him out to be a selfish shit.
    I know it's a comedy show but there's too many people like this in real life. Mark deserved a whole lot more respect from Jeremy.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 3 роки тому

      @@jonahchickering4908 That episode is probably my least fav, mostly due to the Mark-Natalie stuff but Jez is so insufferable-someone give that guy a slap!

  • @arcadiaenlightened6330
    @arcadiaenlightened6330 5 років тому +62

    If Mark had just let Jeremy make an ass of himself Dobby would have just rejected Jeremy and he could have just gone off with her to propose. Mark is always undone by his paranoia, lack of trust, and need to control.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 3 роки тому +10

      Agreed. What annoys me with this whole scenario is that Jez hasn't even told Dobby about his 'feelings' and there is no sign she's interested in him so the whole thing makes little sense.

  • @purelight6663
    @purelight6663 5 років тому +10

    Scripts were so very well written.

  • @rickenfatania
    @rickenfatania 4 роки тому +13

    "Probably off to get him a complementary fair dodgers colouring book"

  • @mrkeogh
    @mrkeogh 3 роки тому +11

    "An honorable man...would have gone to Morocco and become a paedo..."
    That went real dark, real quick.

  • @MrAlwaysBlue
    @MrAlwaysBlue 5 років тому +49

    Every scene in every episode is a classic.

  • @grandtheftautocj
    @grandtheftautocj 3 роки тому +10

    Jez being in love with Dobby always felt so out of place.

  • @michaelfrancis963
    @michaelfrancis963 8 років тому +173

    clicked on this assuming someone was going to admit they're love for a house elf

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 4 роки тому +2

      They are love for a house elf? Seriously. Learn the fucking language that you speak fml you're an embarrassment.

    • @OhMyHD
      @OhMyHD 4 роки тому +13

      UnitSe7en stop being a dickhead. He was going on about the elf on Harry Potter

    • @barrymanihigh8560
      @barrymanihigh8560 3 роки тому

      *their

  • @futurez12
    @futurez12 5 років тому +34

    "She said she'd be wearing a white chiffon scarf to help me spot her, so erm... Oh FFS."

  • @uyenphuongho2500
    @uyenphuongho2500 3 роки тому +1

    The fact that every single line here can be quoted

  • @mooerr
    @mooerr 3 роки тому +11

    This show is shot so strangely, I love it

    • @chrishargreaves8016
      @chrishargreaves8016 3 роки тому +11

      It's meant to be seen from the characters' perspectives. I think it's pretty original tbf

  • @jayh3359
    @jayh3359 6 років тому +8

    Jez’s face when he comes back kills me every time..

  • @ethanarnold4441
    @ethanarnold4441 3 роки тому +5

    3:51 "It's just something that scientists and people in horrible relationships say."
    This line made me laugh so hard.

  • @Dmdm_dm
    @Dmdm_dm Рік тому +2

    Tbe train ticket lady is David Brent's date from the website lol

  • @zoeevans6410
    @zoeevans6410 4 роки тому +21

    The Dobby storyline is actually believable IMO. Of course Jez wants Mark’s girlfriend - he kissed Sophie when she was with Mark (and slept with her mum!) as well.

    • @terrybunch7313
      @terrybunch7313 4 роки тому

      Then why was he never interested in Dobby for years until then?

    • @zoeevans6410
      @zoeevans6410 4 роки тому +5

      It’s Jez - he’s fickle!

  • @yeswhut1978
    @yeswhut1978 6 років тому +237

    Jez falling for Dobby was forced as hell. They had to give her a personality transplant for him to be attracted to her.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 5 років тому +28

      Personally I though it was a mistake. I'd have rather Dobby stayed for series 9 as I thought the April business was also forced and Mark+Dobby made for a cute couple.

    • @mark9294
      @mark9294 5 років тому +40

      Yeah April was a bit forced. It got a bit tired really, unfortunately so. Every new season turned just into two new female characters popping up for them to fall in love with. So much that they had to make Jez bi in S9 just to switch it up.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 5 років тому +9

      @@mark9294 I remember Mark describing April as 'the love of his life' in the finale which made me cringe-he knew Dobby and Sophie for years and yet April was in 5 episodes. I agree that the 'love triangle' storylines got a bit repetitive and dull.

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому +7

      I can't really stand the women on this show. Besides Olivia Colman. Mark and Jez should just admit they love each other and get married and stop chasing after stupid women.

    • @jasewildheart
      @jasewildheart 4 роки тому +7

      Completely agree. Never believed this storyline. He tends to go for really good looking but ultimately shallow women. Dobby although attractive enough just wasnt his type at all.

  • @puppypower222
    @puppypower222 4 роки тому +8

    "How am i supposed to do that when there's no such thing as elbow grease?"

  • @simonmackness403
    @simonmackness403 Місяць тому

    One of the best written British comedies of all time.

  • @fleshesposito
    @fleshesposito 2 роки тому +2

    "The love tap is gushing", I lost it there! :D

  • @ansuhmayram
    @ansuhmayram 9 років тому +138

    I commute to London everyday, might try without a ticket if thats all that happens.

    • @Doctor_Smith
      @Doctor_Smith 7 років тому +33

      I got a £20 fine just for having a week out of date Railcard, you could try your luck but most times you'll be fined.

    • @batchmotors
      @batchmotors 6 років тому +22

      I got a £20 fine for a £1.80 train, they definitely check

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 років тому +16

      The fines are essentially optional as long as they can't prove you had intent not to pay. Pay when asked and you get away scott free.

    • @Annabelcool
      @Annabelcool 5 років тому

      I got to Birmingham and back for free from Hull

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 5 років тому

      @@Doctor_Smith 20 pounds??? That's nothing.

  • @matthudson9705
    @matthudson9705 4 роки тому +5

    ‘One of us should kill ourselves.’ I was waiting for Mark to get out the coin like he did at the wedding.

  • @rikinshah
    @rikinshah 6 років тому +17

    mark: "...no..."

  • @bombomtom5421
    @bombomtom5421 Рік тому +3

    1:06 best frame in the show

  • @jamesduffy7549
    @jamesduffy7549 8 років тому +19

    £34.60? where the fuck are they going?

    • @epicsmurfyzz
      @epicsmurfyzz 8 років тому +14

      james oliver the quantocks in the south west

  • @Ericbryanmr
    @Ericbryanmr 6 років тому +13

    Doesn't have the money for the £37.50 ticket so gets the ride for free?
    "Bullllllllllshhhheeeeiiit!"

  • @shnpio
    @shnpio 5 років тому +4

    "I'm sorry what the fucking hell are you talking about"

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 4 роки тому +3

    A real friend doesn't move in on his friend's squeeze.

    • @davidleewrath6919
      @davidleewrath6919 4 роки тому

      Even after. I had a friend ask me if he could date a former squeeze of mine, and it was odd.

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 2 роки тому +1

    The train ticket woman was David Brent’s blind date in The Office. She likes classical music.

  • @westlondontransportwildlif5810
    @westlondontransportwildlif5810 3 роки тому +4

    Chiltern Railways always run on time Jeremy! Although when he says "This train is running on time. This is unprecidented" I just coculdn't stop laughing.

  • @bobboy7242
    @bobboy7242 2 роки тому +1

    I like the way he presses open as the train is moving as if if it did open he would jump out of it in motion

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 років тому +7

    I highly recoment the ticket dodgers colouring book, helps pass the time.

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 2 роки тому

    Mark and Dobby clicked, which is one reason why they got together in the first place.

  • @jamrito
    @jamrito 3 роки тому +5

    You could argue that Mark started this when he fell in love with Big Suze

  • @awesome3995
    @awesome3995 Рік тому +1

    It's funny. If you're just listening to Peep Show and not watching, literally everything they say in their head is conceivably something they'd say out loud.

  • @ClarkeKentNI
    @ClarkeKentNI 5 років тому +8

    Haven't watched this in a while so it taken my a while to realise dobby is a character and its not the one from Harry Potter XD

  • @philosopher1a
    @philosopher1a 3 роки тому

    RE" this train is running on time, this is unprecedented" lol

  • @anthonymcalpine1729
    @anthonymcalpine1729 2 роки тому +1

    Dobby is lovely

  • @oo88oo
    @oo88oo 6 років тому +5

    "That's as may be."

  • @llamapie24
    @llamapie24 10 років тому +17

    Need a new season!

  • @cameronspalding9792
    @cameronspalding9792 5 років тому +6

    At the end: the videos that you can click on don’t match with the background sound

  • @bartholomulesphensvil2284
    @bartholomulesphensvil2284 5 років тому +3

    Came to this video thinking he meant Dobby the house-elf

  • @zanesmith666
    @zanesmith666 6 років тому +9

    this title made me think of dobby the house elf

  • @jdrancho1864
    @jdrancho1864 5 років тому +1

    Props for getting the Jurgen bit right.

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 5 років тому +2

    0:17 Well at least he thought of getting Mark a cake

  • @thobrik
    @thobrik 4 роки тому +9

    The reason the earlier seasons were better is they wouldn't always narrate the most awkward situations, you as a viewer just had to make it through on your own. Like when you hear Jez think all the way through the train scene, it takes away much more than it adds. Don't get me wrong, the narration is sometimes what makes the show.

  • @urthvox
    @urthvox 2 роки тому +2

    0:37 kills me everytime 😄😄

  • @fordcapri28ired
    @fordcapri28ired 5 років тому +2

    I love Dobby shes Amazing and Lovely so im like Jez

  • @tantemarianne7190
    @tantemarianne7190 5 років тому +3

    Wait... what? There are 2x3 sitting corners in british trains? Now I've seen everything...

  • @alephnull4044
    @alephnull4044 4 роки тому +12

    Jez is so right about 'opposites attract' though

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue 2 роки тому +1

      To a degree. But only for really fundamental stuff, I’ve seen many happy couples for example where one is messy and the other isn’t, or where their hobbies are completely different, or one likes to socialise way more than the other. It’s only when it comes to a critical mass of really fundamental traits that it starts matter, otherwise it’s more just ‘humans attract’

  • @youtubeman2001
    @youtubeman2001 4 роки тому +26

    Jez falling for Dobby felt so forced. This was definitely the only weak season

  • @shahenohanjanyan3545
    @shahenohanjanyan3545 4 роки тому +11

    This is in my opinion the moment when show went downhill, it's Rachel-Joey moment of the show - something important was missing after that. It's just too much.

  • @a.nelprober4971
    @a.nelprober4971 Рік тому +1

    2:44 is that the woman who blind dates david brent?

    • @lat5163
      @lat5163 Місяць тому

      A cow has four stomachs

  • @williamwestmoreland4069
    @williamwestmoreland4069 3 роки тому

    "the life coach speaks" lmao

  • @georgedavisisinnocent79
    @georgedavisisinnocent79 Рік тому +1

    Mark: 'Opposites attract!'
    Jez: 'No, not really. That's just something scientists snd people in horrible relationships say'
    Gotta say I'm inclined to agree with him.

  • @lukeyppersona9763
    @lukeyppersona9763 4 роки тому +26

    This was poor, jez wouldn’t have gone for Dobby. Look at his previous. This whole saga was somewhat unbelievable

  • @soufyanelmellali
    @soufyanelmellali 6 років тому +14

    Mark's so obsessed with Morocco i wonder why.

    • @piggypiggypig1746
      @piggypiggypig1746 6 років тому +5

      Strange. David Mitchell once quizzed Henning on 'Would I Lie To You' when he was listed as a missing person by interpol during a bike ride in Morocco.

    • @flyforce16
      @flyforce16 5 років тому +19

      I'd hate to call you a racist at my dinner party, but I think it's a *little* more sophisticated than that.

  • @Amory-wd3ws
    @Amory-wd3ws 5 років тому +1

    This was out of nowhere.

  • @jollymadman7151
    @jollymadman7151 5 років тому +2

    Not gonna lie, at first I thought this was about the house elf

  • @TheAliif
    @TheAliif 3 роки тому

    2:38 a parallel in Succession when Cousin Greg didnt have money for the taxi.

  • @rickyraymond627
    @rickyraymond627 9 років тому +7

    My favourite moment in the show I think.

  • @keith6591
    @keith6591 4 роки тому +2

    That inspector was Brent's blind date.
    Oh for fu....

  • @rykelly82ify
    @rykelly82ify 4 роки тому +1

    God I miss Peep Show...

  • @juliusraben3526
    @juliusraben3526 3 роки тому +1

    Im in love with Dobby to :(

  • @blazinjaden
    @blazinjaden 3 місяці тому

    0:26 the way jez awkwardly stands there with a forced half-smile on his face kills me xD

  • @user-vi1tb8sy1c
    @user-vi1tb8sy1c 4 роки тому

    ‘Well try harder, put some fucking elbow grease into it’

  • @indefatigable8193
    @indefatigable8193 2 роки тому +5

    I’m an American who is very OCD and I used to have a British roommate. Jeremy is literally him. Every day was a new, unnecessary car crash.

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz 2 роки тому

    That’s your punishment free travel only mark could take that from this

  • @gutar5675
    @gutar5675 4 роки тому +1

    Dobby is a free elf

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth 2 роки тому

    He could simply get off and get on the one going the other way. I don't recall train tickets cost £30 to go to the first stop either

  • @Vykandar
    @Vykandar Рік тому

    " put some fucking elbow grease into it!" 🤣

  • @samdog166
    @samdog166 6 років тому +3

    “Free travel”

  • @tinykemper2561
    @tinykemper2561 2 роки тому +1

    Thought he meant the house elf

  • @chrisgilliver1
    @chrisgilliver1 4 роки тому

    "The love tap is gushing".

  • @Prog4Prog
    @Prog4Prog 5 років тому +5

    Comment section:
    100% regurgitation of this clip in quotation format.

    • @chrisg1772
      @chrisg1772 4 роки тому

      Same for any Peep Show UA-cam vid 🤷‍♂️

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 роки тому +3

      10% Harry Potter, 10% misogynistic whining about Dobby.

  • @twin6524
    @twin6524 4 роки тому +1

    Where was the this ticket lady when I got a £80 fine right before Christmas 😭

  • @OhFishyFish
    @OhFishyFish 3 роки тому +1

    Has the ticket lady played Brent's boring blind date in The Office?

  • @muttlee9195
    @muttlee9195 3 роки тому +1

    I love dobby ❤️

  • @hamsterhuey3880
    @hamsterhuey3880 2 роки тому +2

    Jez may be an idiot and a terrible friend, but in fairness he is absolutely correct about opposites not attracting

  • @elgonm289
    @elgonm289 3 роки тому

    And the ticket attendant then went on a date with David Brent

  • @FMCREPAIRARMAGH22
    @FMCREPAIRARMAGH22 5 років тому +1

    3:03 great with me thats where where going lol