that mitchell and webb look - people person

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  • @Hotmonkeylovin
    @Hotmonkeylovin 8 років тому +2092

    He is basically every network-marketing pusher I came across.

    • @theawecabinet
      @theawecabinet 8 років тому +19

      They all have comedy sketch shows?

    • @surfinmuso37
      @surfinmuso37 7 років тому +47

      Yep, they are wanna-be sociapaths in training. To them, people are just rungs on a ladder-something to step on on the way to becoming a piece of shit ceo.

    • @abegarfield3754
      @abegarfield3754 6 років тому +13

      surfinmuso, similar to Graham Young, a serial poisoner. In prison, even the most hardened convict was terrified of him (including Reggie Kray) because he didn't see any of them as people, only test subjects.

    • @kiryuchan860
      @kiryuchan860 5 років тому +12

      It's not pyramid selling!

    • @carlosantuckwell
      @carlosantuckwell 5 років тому +2

      There's a restaurateur in the big town near me who is (was? I stopped going); a lot like Webb's character. He listens a bit better, but he definitely tries too hard.

  • @juanfilipwinifred
    @juanfilipwinifred 2 роки тому +221

    “Arrested in sainsburys for stroking the bread” is such a great line

  • @basedchimera5859
    @basedchimera5859 5 років тому +2559

    someone show this to charisma on command

    • @Howdy8x
      @Howdy8x 4 роки тому +157

      that guy is hella annoying

    • @HoundTakeshi
      @HoundTakeshi 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephaniemoore1930
      @stephaniemoore1930 3 роки тому +51

      He teaches some good methods but it's always clips of someone else doing it. He is a wank

    • @booldawg
      @booldawg 3 роки тому +8

      oh god, where is youtube sending me now!

    • @pierrekk
      @pierrekk 3 роки тому +69

      @@stephaniemoore1930 theres a video of him trying to speak to a girl and she tried to call the cops lol

  • @dukeofwelly1815
    @dukeofwelly1815 11 років тому +949

    "The way you keep using my name in a way that makes me feel oddly violated" xD

    • @Cephalopoda
      @Cephalopoda 4 роки тому +25

      We all know someone like this.

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 4 роки тому +31

      @@Cephalopoda Pinkmongoose, I completely understand what you mean, Pinkmongoose.

    • @JimBiddle.
      @JimBiddle. 4 роки тому +16

      @@canadianroot *Keeps touching Pinkmongoose's arm*

    • @canadianroot
      @canadianroot 4 роки тому +7

      @@JimBiddle. Jim, I couldn't agree with your assessment of the situation, Jim, any more than I already do, Jim Biddle.

    • @charlieross4674
      @charlieross4674 4 роки тому +6

      You left off the best part... About the drink?

  • @pelicanman96
    @pelicanman96 9 років тому +3329

    That guy definitely read How to Make Friends and Influence People

    • @agentsmidt3209
      @agentsmidt3209 8 років тому +107

      +you-are-the-pelican-man Yup, read it...total horseshit. No wonder there so many wankers around.

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 8 років тому +242

      How to be a manipulative empty husk and creep the fuck out of people.

    • @pelicanman96
      @pelicanman96 8 років тому +13

      BaileysBeads Pretty much

    • @star0809fel
      @star0809fel 8 років тому +270

      you-are-the-pelican-man A big part of the book tells people to always be sincere and don't fake interest, did you miss that part?

    • @kenkenobi9448
      @kenkenobi9448 8 років тому +91

      star0809fel I missed that part........because I don't need to read a book about how to make fucking friends! good day sir.

  • @verdancyhime
    @verdancyhime 10 років тому +1599

    Can someone send this to the managers of every call center I have ever worked in??

    • @bigshaq712
      @bigshaq712 5 років тому +2

      Gary

    • @LFC1892KOP
      @LFC1892KOP 3 роки тому

      So much truth in this!

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому +9

      Yes and to the people in head office who insist on staff repeating the customer's first name at least 3 times during a call when designing the call script and call monitoring forms.

  • @investigate3_11
    @investigate3_11 5 років тому +445

    This is amazing. It's fucking brilliant how real this is. I've never seen any other sketch ever talk about this particular thing. That's what makes me love this sketch even more.

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 5 років тому +3

      Very good. :)

    • @funk3nst3in
      @funk3nst3in 2 роки тому +2

      really? cus this kind of comment is exactly what this bit is lambasting!

    • @shawdavid
      @shawdavid 2 роки тому +4

      “We should totally do lunch “

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 2 роки тому +6

      @@funk3nst3in No it's not

    • @AsifIcarebear3
      @AsifIcarebear3 2 роки тому +1

      I think there's a difficult and fine line between trying too much and being a weirdo-awkward-creep. I could stop trying to be friendly and kind and respond appropriately to people at work, or I could stop giving a single about their views on me, eventually earning me a reputation of a total weirdo and getting me fired.
      I prefer staying employed and generally very well-liked.

  • @carlosantuckwell
    @carlosantuckwell 5 років тому +633

    The irony is that Mitchell's character has the real people skills because he assertively tells it like it is and so actually helps the Webb-guy. Even though it's a bit confrontational, it's still said without rancour, with a cherry-on-top-agree-to-go-their-separate-ways ending.

    • @usernameluis305
      @usernameluis305 3 роки тому +39

      Its taken me a long time to realize that assertively telling what you think will actually help others more than to just let them be

    • @psychedelictacos9118
      @psychedelictacos9118 3 роки тому +12

      There are many harsh truths that need to be said and beating around the bush doesn't help anyone!

    • @user-ko5ul7yi1x
      @user-ko5ul7yi1x 3 роки тому +16

      The sad part, sometimes, is some people genuinely want to be better at interactions but they cross the line into fakeness. And when they get harshly called out for it, the ending here is similar except that they're discouraged from trying to improve.

    • @prezzo_91
      @prezzo_91 2 роки тому +1

      its a sketch its not real life

    • @therefore_I_yam
      @therefore_I_yam 2 роки тому +2

      @@usernameluis305 Nah, you should just let people be

  • @0xCAFEF00D
    @0xCAFEF00D 8 років тому +2078

    It's annoying how webb's character isn't even that far from reality.

    • @whirled_peas
      @whirled_peas 8 років тому +37

      MrSnowman he's not this vapid in real life. He's pretty damn sincere to be honest.

    • @0xCAFEF00D
      @0xCAFEF00D 8 років тому +190

      Yeah I wasn't talking about Webb.

    • @whirled_peas
      @whirled_peas 8 років тому +35

      Oh haha, sorry.

    • @ward1476
      @ward1476 7 років тому +30

      i love doing this when the person is somewhat thick or annoying. It is sort of a sport of "how obvious can you get before they notice".

    • @RubinRudeboyCarter
      @RubinRudeboyCarter 5 років тому +18

      Ward Vermassen no u don't

  • @nadolife9566
    @nadolife9566 7 років тому +225

    I really hate it when people obviously intentionally keep repeating my name (life insurance and hard sell types), the last time it happened I pointed it out to them and told them they were doing it to demonstrate control of the situation making you feel like you are back in school dealing with a teacher, and that it was very off putting.

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 Рік тому +3

      Helps remember someones name

    • @JC-sd3vh
      @JC-sd3vh Місяць тому

      If your name is say..John Smith, and these sales types ask what to call you during the conversation, as they sometimes do, just use a random name like Algernon, or Clarissa, or Gnunkrggh. They will get the message. With each use they will feel self conscious as you both know its nonsense. Its up to you then how you control the situation, i.e. they ask a simple question to which you will only answer "Fish" or "Tuesday"......enjoy!

    • @demonmonsterdave
      @demonmonsterdave 23 дні тому

      It's a lot easier to nut them.

  • @stevensutton4677
    @stevensutton4677 2 роки тому +10

    God these comments are so true. We should all do lunch.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 13 днів тому

      "Do Lunch, "let's all go for Lunch", "let's enjoy Lunch", "let's open the Lunch box" is all well and funny until you realise my 12 year old daughter's name is Lunch.
      Fortunately her eight Muslim boyfriends, most of them in their mid 50s, take good care of her.

  • @tiarnan87
    @tiarnan87 12 років тому +18

    got knicked the other day for stroking bread in sainsbury's didn't understand at the time but things are all cleared up now thanks

  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 7 років тому +501

    I hate it when people constantly touch your shoulder or pat you on the back when you barely even know them, it's weird and awkward.

    • @foghornfoggyface
      @foghornfoggyface 7 років тому +25

      Constantly or even just once? If it's just once, that's an issue moreso with you than with them.

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 6 років тому +28

      Constantly. If it's just once, I don't care.

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 6 років тому +19

      It's worse when they hug you and you barely know them. I barely even hug my friends and family. I usually just give a half hug when I'm not feeling so huggy just so I dom't hurt their feelings.
      I'm only really comfortable with hugs that I initiate.
      I've had 2 practically strangers in my life hug me and I froze completely. One was just unexpected (I think it was part of a dare or something). the other was a manager at a place I was volunteering at. I was having issues with her and to start over she gave me a hug and I wanted to say no but I couldn't choke it out and basically remained frozen and I was given the most uncomfortable and scary hug of my life... she wasn't scary. I just felt scared in the hug.

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 5 років тому +45

      @Ghost Rider oz Excuse me for not understanding why people want to be hugged by strangers.
      Do excuse me for not fitting into your narrative of social and normal.
      Do excuse me having personal boundaries and not liking when they are crossed.
      Yeah, I'm fine with being weird. That's a compliment. so thanks.

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 5 років тому +28

      @Ghost Rider oz Oh piss off and stand on your own. you're just an ignorant twat.
      I was being sarcastic, you idiot. And I say that I'm uncomfortable with personal space being invaded and your immediate conclusion is childhood molestation? what's wrong with you?
      Most 'normal' people as you put it would leave it as 'she's weird' and not feel the overwhelming urge to point it out like a dick.

  • @Asaclubs96
    @Asaclubs96 11 років тому +96

    I have a feeling they didn't bother writing a script for David's part, this just seems like one of his rants ;)

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 3 роки тому +4

      Yes, he has the most articulate rants.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 роки тому +2

      This was probably just off the cuff, Mitchell is really smart.

  • @tommartin2060
    @tommartin2060 3 роки тому +18

    This is every Brit meeting an American

  • @tomshirlysherlock
    @tomshirlysherlock 9 років тому +124

    "I'd like to glue my brain to your face"

  • @mjdayetube
    @mjdayetube 7 років тому +230

    Its not called a cocktail for nothing.

  • @JosephAinscough
    @JosephAinscough 13 років тому +26

    The "Alan Carr and Top Cat" line is a stroke of genius

  • @anthonytonev1357
    @anthonytonev1357 4 роки тому +76

    The crazy thing is that Mitchell can pull off such comparisons on the fly even without a script.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 роки тому +9

      I think he probably just made this up on the spot.

    • @Auzzie015
      @Auzzie015 3 роки тому +9

      It’s what I laugh at most when listening to him. Get progressively angrier and angrier until it explodes in an incredibly well articulated joke, observation, metaphor.

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 5 років тому +62

    This is actually a pretty motivational video, when you think of it.

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 3 роки тому +1

      I'd love to see it become part of some corporate training.

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 5 років тому +63

    0:46 and now the waiting game of "When can I fit this line into a conversation" begins

    • @Nemoticon
      @Nemoticon 3 роки тому +10

      These great lines never work in real life... don't try it or you'll end up looking like Webb, lol

  • @user-gl7po8pj8v
    @user-gl7po8pj8v 11 років тому +718

    "No offense but in a party situation you seem as relaxed and friendly as a serial killer doing a police interview while still wearing his last victim's skin."
    COMEDY GOLD

    • @RKBock
      @RKBock 7 років тому

      *during

    • @danyoutube7491
      @danyoutube7491 7 років тому +19

      David Mitchell definitely says "doing", not "during"

  • @Articuno76
    @Articuno76 11 років тому +72

    Ahaha. This is precisely how I feel about some people who are held up as paragons of social interaction. I can see how fake it is from a mile away and I'm always amazed that other people can't.

    • @jp9707
      @jp9707 3 роки тому +16

      I think some people see it as 'charisma'. Maybe they're all aspiring to behave the same way, but haven't got the language down yet, so they look up to this person's 'confidence'. Then if you say "doesn't that person seem a bit fake to you?", everybody glares at you and thinks you're just jealous because that other person is so much better at people skills than you. So your only option when other people praise this individual is to agree and say "yes, they're so friendly and charasmatic!", just so you don't come across as bitter. Sigh.

    • @christopherforster3948
      @christopherforster3948 Рік тому +1

      Love this comment and completely agree. Most people prefer to be lead rather than stand out. They prefer to be part of the crowd and latch on to anyone who even vaguely demonstrates control. Like you, it just seems so obvious to me that certain people are merely acting the part and I’m baffled how people seem to fall for the obvious charade.

    • @0x5DA
      @0x5DA Рік тому

      they do. they just don't care. why should they?

  • @kieranhurst8543
    @kieranhurst8543 3 роки тому +7

    I've met so many people like this, as the sketch says, they are not bad people they just think that being friendly is all about talking and not at all about listening

  • @intraum
    @intraum 3 роки тому +7

    just one of the best comedy duos of all time tbh. one of the best facets of observational comedy is making you see the point of view of 2 extreme sides of the same coin, i love it.

    • @WWCephas
      @WWCephas Рік тому

      Right after Fish and Cushion maybe.

  • @Shelldamage
    @Shelldamage Рік тому +2

    What a brilliant and well-written sketch!

  • @huwthomas9954
    @huwthomas9954 5 років тому +22

    No one can deliver those lines like David Mitchell

  • @roryslaine7896
    @roryslaine7896 3 роки тому +5

    "Okay, piss off and stand on your own then."
    "That's more like it." 😂😂

  • @him050
    @him050 2 роки тому +21

    This IS painfully true! Too many “charisma” videos say to touch the other person to form a connection. DO NOT DO THAT.

  • @gregiles908
    @gregiles908 2 роки тому +2

    They think that nobody can see through their facade, but some can

  • @Rage4Liberty
    @Rage4Liberty 12 років тому +18

    "rapey arm touching" LOL

  • @shashankrrathi
    @shashankrrathi 8 років тому +59

    Totally sounds like our sales guys...to the point you go oh please. stop it dude...its obvious

    • @TheSchemer1
      @TheSchemer1 7 років тому

      Still if what's their paid to do (this is one of them talking) then what can they do except for quit.

    • @StickerWyck
      @StickerWyck 5 років тому +1

      Learn actual skills that don't involve manipulating strangers.

  • @titularhero
    @titularhero 2 роки тому +1

    Pls show this to every person working in recruitment

  • @Roger210201
    @Roger210201 11 років тому +339

    the sad thing is that most people have had the misfortune of knowing at least one tosser with "people skills" who is really an insecure person who doesn't give a crap about what you are saying. And just wants to give the impression that they are listening becuase they have a pathetic need to be seen to be extroverted and with it and liked when they are pathetic. Id rather someone say "I cant stand sewage works"!!!

    • @BihagDave
      @BihagDave 7 років тому +37

      Roger Froger Let's not call people pathetic. They are just trying to fit in. Although I agree with you. In social situations there have been instances where I've met a few people who, like me, don't mind being silent for a while or just observe the game, or whatever we were doing but feel the social pressure to keep talking and to keep socializing (I can almost see it weigh on them, and on me quite often). It's just weird, dealing with people.

    • @Myrrhth
      @Myrrhth 7 років тому +17

      I just try to get them to relax and be themselves. They only do it because they think they have to because nobody will ever accept them so when they realise they don't have to try so hard then hopefully they'll stop. They're victims of isolation just doing their best to be valuable to you so just show them how. Doesn't always work but it's worth a try.

    • @teclo1057
      @teclo1057 7 років тому +4

      sorry, what were you saying

  • @bartlettbigx
    @bartlettbigx 4 роки тому +9

    "... everyone who isn't Alan Carr or Top Cat."

  • @holliswilliams8426
    @holliswilliams8426 3 роки тому +3

    If you work in an office, you will run into many, many people like the character Webb portrays. It's painful.

  • @Oafing
    @Oafing 12 років тому +2

    It's a real laughter track, bits like these are filmed infront of a live audience. Other parts the location stuff is shown to a live audience.

  • @jasonyoung7705
    @jasonyoung7705 7 років тому +1

    This reflects alot of shop keepers, specially the small family run places.
    They read through a customer service course, and this is the result.

  • @aredub1847
    @aredub1847 7 років тому +76

    i hate sales and marketing types.

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff 5 років тому +5

      I think that's universal.

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 3 роки тому +1

      Sooner or later you guys will need to grow up and release this is how confident adults talk to one another and no amount of misanthropic sitcoms will change that.

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 роки тому +3

      @@colin-campbell like total shitweasles? fuck you.

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 3 роки тому +1

      @@aredub1847
      I’m sorry to tell you how the world actually operates.

    • @markedgecliff7412
      @markedgecliff7412 3 роки тому +1

      @@aredub1847 lol shut up you nerd

  • @michael.knight
    @michael.knight 2 роки тому +3

    What it feels like every time I talk to a 'recruiter' while looking for a new job.

  • @hana1130
    @hana1130 2 роки тому

    I’m SO glad I remembered this show ❤️

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 2 роки тому +1

    I love the skits when they skewer social expectation.

  • @chucksolutions4579
    @chucksolutions4579 3 роки тому +21

    God I love this!
    “I feel strangely violated...”
    Oh my gosh I HATE it when people keep saying my name after our first introduction, now i know why!

  • @Auzzie015
    @Auzzie015 3 роки тому +1

    Such a David Mitchell sketch. Funny how you can tell when the idea is from one of them.

  • @NBDYSPCL
    @NBDYSPCL 3 роки тому +2

    I kept expecting him to try to sell me a seminar to "get on that hustle".

  • @adh0c468
    @adh0c468 3 роки тому +1

    Love David’s sweater.

  • @JudgeEomer
    @JudgeEomer 12 років тому +75

    So tell me James, what do you do for your day job? I'm asking because, well, I don't like to brag, but I'M A BRAIN SURGEON.

    • @henryn700
      @henryn700 3 роки тому +5

      Well...

    • @henryn700
      @henryn700 3 роки тому +11

      It's not exactly rocket science, is it.

    • @Hiperruimteindustriee
      @Hiperruimteindustriee 2 роки тому +1

      @@henryn700 Not exactly rocket surgery is it?
      And yes, that term does exist, it is used informally among at least the amateur rocket science community (of which I am currently a part) to refer to the in-flight modification or repair of spacecraft, since this requires being an astronaut with significant knowledge in rocket engineering, and or a large team on the radio.

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 3 роки тому +4

    This is definitely how Mark and Jez first met

  • @ArtDekko
    @ArtDekko 6 років тому +2

    Thank you James/David, I had no idea I was annoying people this much. Wish someone told me earlier.

  • @dm4728
    @dm4728 2 роки тому +1

    Every HR and recruitment consultant I have met.

  • @funa2865
    @funa2865 6 років тому +5

    that's a weirdly positive sketch

  • @historywithhilbert
    @historywithhilbert 2 роки тому +2

    Zing, like it.

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye 6 років тому +9

    This basically felt like a clip from DM's soapbox. That's not a bad thing.

  • @KazakhToon
    @KazakhToon 4 роки тому +29

    Ever talk to someone who's alternating between nodding "yeah" and head on side sympathetic "aww" with zero reference to what you're saying? Might as well be talking to a potted plant.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 3 роки тому +1

      The sympathetic ''awwwww'' thing which people do makes me want to claw my eyes out.

    • @peachmylk
      @peachmylk 2 роки тому +1

      Sometimes I do talk to my potted plants. It’s still better than this.

  • @xili0966
    @xili0966 3 роки тому +3

    a david mitchell rant disguised as a sketch

  • @SteveWilsonGU1
    @SteveWilsonGU1 2 роки тому +1

    Note to self: don't stroke the bread at Sainsbury's.

  • @OpposedHorizontally
    @OpposedHorizontally 7 років тому +4

    I log every usage of my name in conversation and if the count rises above 1 i tend to view the other person as some form of graspy cipher.

    • @Traumglanz
      @Traumglanz 6 років тому +1

      Ironically I am just bad at remembering names, so I try to use it at least 3 times before moving on.
      Most of the time I still forgot the name the next time we meet, but I am really trying … my brain just does not care about other people. ;-)

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому

      Im bad at catching and remembering names. I have been known to take months to find out a person's name or worse once I know it the name escapes me at inopertune moments.

  • @IsaVarg
    @IsaVarg 11 років тому +12

    So that's why no one came to my 6th birthday party.

  • @MrRosebeing
    @MrRosebeing Рік тому +1

    I would rather be my real authentic self than someone that pretends to be something I'm not, especially on social media...oh...wait...

  • @WhiteSleevedStu
    @WhiteSleevedStu 4 роки тому

    Just watched Back and it reminded me of this sketch.

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 5 років тому +15

    I don't understand why there are all these Quora answers telling people that it's a Pyschological Fact that other people will warm to you more if you touch their arm and use their name a lot.
    I _hate_ people using my name a lot, or even more than once or twice, and I'm not keen on being touched, either, unless it's by a beautiful woman.

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому +1

      Well people who state things as facts when the thing is not a fact are just trolls causing chaos whether its intentional or ignorance.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 роки тому +1

      @@gm2407 To be fair, some of them are quoting from articles that quote alleged research.

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому

      @@pineapplepenumbra Lazy social proof. Some publication of no merit has quoted another publication which the audience for the no merit publication haven't read. The artical in the journal is locked behind a pay wall as are peer reviews in other journal publications. Therefore ignorant people quoting ignorant people who either misunderstand a journal or quote something already debunked. Not at one point has the person thought "if this is important enough for me to insist on my position I should read the actual study and the peer reviews then link directly to them with supporting quotes which I should type out for the benefit of the people I am informing, as they may not be able to pay for the peer review and original artical access."
      No one does this as they dont have the spare money, time or inclination. The aduience they are debating with doesnt care to do that either or just ignores the proof favouring their own opinion (backfire effect) and everyone in the debate thinks they are smart enough to take part overestimating their own competence and the quality of the debate and debators. (Dunning Krugar Effect). This results in a distillation of two sides who argue with each other and have no merit. The two seperate groups go their own way. Both groups jerk themselves off for having the same opinion as everyone else in the group and start arguing with everyone they meet in person or online when the topic is raised. This is why some ignorant person posts online and tries to get likes from their social circle of likeminded friends. Resulting in sharing through the network and two uninformed opinions going viral. People start arguing over these positions, nothing but social unrest forms, the issue is never resolved. Except in the accademic text which everyone ignores when its actually pointed out, as the discenting view is always quoted when it favours the opinion of the unimportant prat who is arguing for the oposit of reality and finds disgruntled people to agree with them.

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 роки тому

      @@gm2407 I agree.
      Journalists should, of course, have the resources afforded to them to go behind the paywall and then, as you say, quote the links to the relevant articles/research and the relevant parts of the relevant articles/research, in order to be taken seriously.
      I've lost count of the number of times I've posted "Dunning-Kruger strikes again" when reading posts from people who seem to believe that everyone else they are talking to is stupid or uninformed, while blatantly displaying their own ignorance or stupidity.

    • @gm2407
      @gm2407 3 роки тому

      @@pineapplepenumbra I have to admit I have been guilty of the lazy thinking which is prevelant in that effect. So my goal is to not repeat that mistake. I find that it involves me in fewer arguments and that is a good thing.

  • @rmg7298
    @rmg7298 3 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of far too many people I've worked with.

  • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
    @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 2 роки тому +2

    Webb's character is James Corden

    • @Stuart267
      @Stuart267 2 роки тому

      Damned right. That is one human being I would watch being beaten to death & not feel a flicker of emotion.

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898 2 роки тому

      @@Stuart267 alright you can chill I want nothing to do with you, freak

  • @joesr31
    @joesr31 2 роки тому

    There is always that one person that goes “cool cool cool” before you even finish your sentence, its like why do I even bother talking

  • @pauldog
    @pauldog 13 років тому +3

    I know too many people like him. Thankfully they all tend to stick together, so if you avoid one you avoid them all haha

  • @Z0Il
    @Z0Il 3 роки тому +1

    every social media influencer out there

  • @oldaccount7370
    @oldaccount7370 3 роки тому +3

    This hit close to home 😂 watched a few videos and read How To Win Friends And Influence People and turned in to This Guy

  • @intello8953
    @intello8953 3 роки тому +2

    “Long freaky nail loner” I almost became one of those 😅

  • @amandabumgardner2751
    @amandabumgardner2751 3 роки тому

    11 years ago? I've been under a rock apparently

  • @MokkaMatti
    @MokkaMatti 16 днів тому

    Top Cat, the cartoon cat character from the 60s? I have no idea who else he would be referring to.

  • @isaac4077
    @isaac4077 13 років тому

    Favourit sketch of all time!

  • @deutscherjoel
    @deutscherjoel 13 років тому

    Everyone has someone like this in their social circle. If you don't, chances are it's YOU.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 11 років тому

    What made that even better was that i read it in David Mitchell's voice, it fits so well. ;)

  • @OLDCHEMIST1
    @OLDCHEMIST1 2 роки тому

    Sadly, this is so true, people who try to be "people persons" are usually crap at it and you can see them thinking what technique they should use next.

  • @V8interceptor1000
    @V8interceptor1000 12 років тому +6

    "Great great, yeah that is SOOO true, that is bloody FAScinating, just great" - yeah somebody get me a cricket bat please

  • @mistermysteryman107
    @mistermysteryman107 3 роки тому +1

    See I like to start out with Piss off and stand on your own. It helps me leave the party quicker.

  • @muffin7320
    @muffin7320 7 місяців тому

    This is what I want to say to pretty much any corporate exec, middle manager, and HR person.

  • @cianliddy8639
    @cianliddy8639 2 роки тому +1

    This is how I feel on Linkedin

  • @jacksmith4530
    @jacksmith4530 4 роки тому +1

    Top cat is very charismatic

  • @umichgal1
    @umichgal1 2 роки тому

    Can I show this to people I encounter daily? Leave us alone, please.

  • @blitzac2005
    @blitzac2005 12 років тому +1

    i know a person just like this, he usually wears a bluetooth

  • @GrandMarshalGarithos
    @GrandMarshalGarithos 3 роки тому +1

    You're not alowed to stroke the bread in Sainsbury's?

  • @maluse227
    @maluse227 2 роки тому

    How wonderfully kind to Alan Carr.

  • @zapkvr0101
    @zapkvr0101 Рік тому +1

    Top Cat's real name was Arnold Stang. He was in the movies. Or what you people like to call films.

    • @razzle1964
      @razzle1964 7 місяців тому

      A lovely bit of cartoon trivia, thank you. (or, whatever young people call them these days. Cartoons, I think). 🤔😉✌️

  • @OlliePooleCowley
    @OlliePooleCowley 13 років тому

    @squidjibo It's on all That Mitchell and Webb Look sketches, but not The Mitchell and Webb Situation. Afaik, That Mitchell and Webb Look was filmed in front of a live audience mostly.

  • @qw000pz
    @qw000pz 7 років тому +1

    Seven year aniversary of this upload! And my birthday!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 5 років тому +3

    Top cat was pretty cool.

  • @kari_sims
    @kari_sims 3 роки тому

    that guy probably read a wikihow article on how to talk to people

  • @ShoeLube
    @ShoeLube 12 років тому +49

    I think the point of the sketch is to make the viewer laugh. I might be thinking about it too deeply though.

    • @MAC-nw3mo
      @MAC-nw3mo 4 роки тому +1

      same lmfao

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 4 роки тому +1

      If something makes me laugh then that's great, if I laugh and think even better. Whether or not the comedians intended for me to think I'd say they did a good job in giving me a reason to. Unless of course I'm thinking "this is a shit sketch"

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk 3 роки тому +1

      The reason it makes us laugh is cos we have all met twats like this a parties.

  • @adrianhudson1116
    @adrianhudson1116 3 роки тому +1

    This sketch has got a touch of Chekhov to it

  • @pepperachu
    @pepperachu 3 роки тому +1

    Its hard to make a true connection

  • @Highbar250
    @Highbar250 3 роки тому

    I had a recruiter on LinkedIn send me a voice message where she said my name NINETEEN TIMES in 37 seconds

  • @you2begin
    @you2begin 11 років тому +2

    Yes, we've wanted to tell you for a long time, but no one really wanted to be the one to break it to you, so we dropped a variety of hints designed to lead you to this clip. Now that you've seen it, do you think it's safe to invite you to Steve's cocktail party this Saturday?

  • @MrTonycoughlan
    @MrTonycoughlan 6 років тому +2

    ‘RAPEY ARM TOUCHING!’ You’ve peaked my interest, go on?

  • @redneckninja313
    @redneckninja313 8 років тому

    I love these guys.

  • @Ghefly
    @Ghefly 13 років тому +1

    This is spot on.

  • @thetruth7390
    @thetruth7390 2 роки тому

    Mark : drops mic

  • @DuronteeBeneby
    @DuronteeBeneby 12 років тому

    lol i wasnt looking for this but it was funny XD i needed that!

  • @MarxistKnight
    @MarxistKnight 13 років тому

    You can tell David Mitchell has met so many "people people" like this

  • @RoachDogg_JR
    @RoachDogg_JR 3 роки тому +1

    God I wish I had David Mitchell at my job, he could explain this to a few people.