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- Опубліковано 23 кві 2019
- See the best moments from the writer of the Big Beat Manifesto, the man with a van, the father of the twins, someone fluent in the language of love (and a little bit of German) and the king of crack addiction, the one and only Super Hans.
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"But you love crack, it was your favourite!" he says that like he quit his favourite sport
Spoken like a caring mother.
Relax, it's not Bluepeter.
Like a consererd mom more. Love that scene
It was.
To Super Hans, drug use IS a sport. hehe
We can be men with ven.
Excuse me it's pronounced mans with vans.
@@Simpspark you are stupid.
fuckin van innit
My favorite line in the whole series
@@menwithven8114 I simply cnannot choose. theres so many great lines. Hundreds of em.
'Best of super hans' is just every scene he's in to be honest
true, and they were always the best scenes. The people who created this show put together a good mix of true life characters. Truth is funnier than fiction
The secret ingredient is Super Hans... and crime
@@neandatruth is funnier than fiction? You forget you were talking about fiction?
Yeah, he's the best character on the show, for sure.
"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins!"
hans, im not sure youve ever previously mentioned the twins
Whats funf in german?
Yeah I'm always talking about the twins
Great kids. Very lazy.
A pair of eight-ers, I reckon
The "Crack." with the plank in his hand never fails to cheer me up.
I thought of it yesterday. That's why I'm here. "Just say no. Even if I'll beat you. Hard. With wood."
"Crack."
"Here you go"
"Cheers"
Cheers
I love how easily Mark gives in and hands it to him.
@@Darkstar263 I like how he has the drugs already on a table in the hallway
@@Darkstar263 Thats mark for ya
I've accidentally run to windsor
Enjoy Scotland
Me legs, they're like jelly
The endorphins kicked in
Isn’t that like, in Scotland?
KxY loo
'Men with ven' is an elite peep show quote.
never fails to crack me up...
Don't say crack
Glad I'm not the only one. First time I heard that I was off my head laughing and not sure how to feel about it.
Theres a flyer all over my neighborhood that says "man with van" and i swear i think "men with ven" and die laughing to myself
I think about this quote often and I laugh so much
I saw Matt King in a Costa Coffee in Brighton once. Had a young child with him - possibly one of the twins.
Ill wager he never shut up about the twins. Hes always on about em. How old are they now?
@@zapkvr well, if they were fünf zwei Jahre ago....pair of eighters I figure?
He loved the twins
Blood love those two
Awesome I saw him in Currys PC World looking at the TVs. Amazing.
'What's fünf in English?"
"Five."
"Yeah, they turned fünf zwei years ago. So? What? Couple of eighters, I reckon. I bloody love them two."
Turned 5, 2 years ago.
Wouldn't that make them a couple of severners lol
@@macman975 That's the joke Danny.
@@Jan_Regal Oh okay mate. I did wonder.
@@macman975 The twins are really triplets.
That chick in that scene is so hot
“Ah I’ll never forgive orange if they’ve wiped the twins” 😂
Every scene with super hans in the best scene, hands down one of the greatest characters in British TV history.
Taking the snitch up the jacksie.
Superhans is surely one of the very best characters in British TV history
All TV history
Gerard is second
@@enemdisk6628 Human history.
I lived in Australia for 7 years, and he gives me that grimy aussie brit bloke who's been around the block and has wack shit to say haha
I miss peep show. The best comedy of modern times.
Always sunny is the only show that comes anywhere close
@@fuzzydunlop4513 I recommend trailer park boys aswell
Spaced was good as well.
IT Crowd
Second only to the office
Super Hans is just a brilliant character
"well thats very sensible albeit hallucinatory advice" lol
I love the way Mark and Super Hans are very indifferent towards each other but share in the fact that they both have the same mutual friend.
Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall.
He went too far that time...
¨from the PCP to the lattes¨ lmao
"Relax, it's not Blue Peter' gets me 😂
That plus the way Hans later says "This crack is really moreish" never fail to crack me up (pun not intended)
7:54 “What’s a washing machine doing in a pub?! Jesus, I need a drink” 😆
8:12 'People *like* Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.'
*Accidentally runs to Windsor*
We've all had that moment where we accidentally run to Windsor... I heard it happens to the royal family too.
I'm a jelly!!
I travelled on a train to Edimburgh next to Matt King (The actor who plays super hans). He was accompanied with other guys, they were going to play at a gig. I listen to them speaking. Matt King IS super Hans, his demeanor, vocabulary, jokes and manner of speech is very similar to his character "Super Hans". I literally felt like watching in real life an episode of Peep Show. It was great fun, basically, when watching peep show you are not watching acting, you are watching Matt King being normal.
Yes thats the best way..
I do it all day.....wonder what happened to me?
To be fair it must be hard to have his "look" without at least speed, I know people that look just like him and they definitely like their powders
"With wood" is a line I always forget and then never fails to crack me up 😂
Crack?
Crack.
Don’t say crack, it reminds me of crack
@@pranaysinghparihar4738and I love crack
Glue's coming back!
"nature's glue"
its amazing how super hans makes jeremy seems so normal
I love that the actor is like Hans in real life, apparently after filming the last series he came with a man in a van to take the sofa from the set of Marks flat
A man with a van, a slouch with a couch.
Me and my brother play one of his twins in the show, season 9 ep 2 to be precise. I can confirm he is much like he is on the shiw
My neighbour is friends with him thought I’ve never met him. He said he has that charm to him
Men with Ven.
He is my mum. She is very kind but won't get me my spiderman cape.
Ok, I just realised it... but he is absolutely brilliant at playing a believable character, I genuinely feel like Matt King IS Super Hans.
Who the hell is Matt King?
Feargal Cunningham the actor of Super Hans you fucking spastic
@@Kaiji... actor?
Feargal Cunningham • someone is not getting your joke, lol!
@@Kaiji... Whoooooooooooosh
I love how Super Hans and Mark become pretty close friends throughout this series
Yeah, giving mark all his old kid's shit, going paintballing with him.
Super Hans seems to respect Mark, he gave him the symbolic last crack.
@@playasadonejoe Plus working with him too. You've got to respect a man who'll get you a latte and a pain au raisin at work.
I think they both know that neither of them will understand eachother, and have come to terms with it lol
@@sevenseasonsofbrown yeah 🤣
I agree, Jez is the ultimate loser. He thinks Super Hans is cool, he wants to be like Super Hans. Mark knows he isn't cool. Himself or Super hans
I felt that this had to end with Hans demanding the crack with a large piece of wood. I was not disappointed.
I love how you genuinely can't tell if Han's actually has children or if he's just tripping his balls off (at least until his wedding).
Of course he has, the twins!
He did, until Orange deleted them!
@@tactcom7 Bloody love them two
A tell ye what..that crack is really moreish.
What is the meaning of that phrase? I am not that versed in brit.
Renzokuken Leneyoyo something being moorish is like when you eat a sweet and just keep helping yourself to more cause you can’t help it
It's spelt 'moreish', though. 'Moorish' is to do with North African settlers in Iberia
@@thatgamer8168 sweet! thanks!
When I first heard that, judging by the look on his face I thought it was "moorish", as in related to the moorlands, i.e. dark and sinister and an overall bad trip
Did he say “Mong out and listen to snow patrol”?
He did.
Somewhere safe.
Ye it’s a rock band
I thought at first that he said "mung out." Like the bean.
The after 4 grams of coke look is one of the the best bits of acting in teh series...lol
I'm usually peeking under the gap of my front door with a carving knife in my hand 😂
"Acting"
"a nice little relaxing smoke of crack" 😂
"Plumbings just Lego, water Lego"
"Plumbings just water lego innit"
The Swan And Paedo
Originally "Free the Paedos"
What the fuck’s a washing machine doing here? I need a drink
Good name for a pub
Super hans is a fookin legend
Grace X ok
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.”
I love how he starts with the Coldplay part.
I always think Hans would come into his own in wartime
iPhone owwqi
He'd be like Bunny in Platoon travelling hither and yon smashing Vietnamese lads' heads in with the butt of his rifle.
I think he would be awarded a very high end medal. Posthumously of course.
He was in his zone during the paintball episode.
Come into his own what?
4 grams of coke Hans? 4? Thats insane
coke in the UK is like 3% pure, its like using a neti pot full of creatine powder and drinking an espresso
@@mrmanatee bet Super Hans could get some nice stuff
@@mrmanatee it’s that stepped on over there? That’s sucks
@@bgillett72 the white over here is probably the worst but most expensive drug we have . £100 per gram????
@@rossdawson5575 ouch that’s such a bummer
Brian Moore's voice " pack it in son " 🤣🤣🤣
"Pack it in, son. Mug's game."
‘Glues coming back’ - me walking around with a pritt-stick
Nature’s glue
hans going cold turkey on literally everything at once is the best
You've been thinking thoughts your whole life. Look where that got you
"i've accidentily ran to windsor" has got to be one of the funniest sitcom gags since mike fell asleep on the tube and ended up in shefield
“The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.”
“Yeah, I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross.”
I got on a train to Leeds and woke up in Sheffield
"I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins" Haha, superb writing!
'You're not trying to skin up with your feet are you, cos you know it doesn't work and it just makes a mess'
Super Hans was just 15 years too early with his trendy pub ideas.
Pack it in son, mug's game
What fantastic writing and acting, top class.
"But you love crack... it's your favourite!"
You missed “crunchy nut, quite expensive as I recall”
Crunchy nut is just frosties for wankers.
@@MattChez Yeah? Well Frosties are just Cornflakes for people that can't face reality.
You missed the drugs on a frisbee scene...
drugs.... drugsss..... DRUUUUUGS
Have Fun!
"Don't say crack yeah Jez..." haha genius
"men with ven" is one of my favourite lines ever. I just love how conspiratorial his delivery is 😂
easy like a Sonntag morgen
I still want to know what was happening at that party
I think the most realistic situation that fits the reactions would be a scat orgy
@@simoncianci1728 is that shitting on each other to a techno soundtrack 😂
Dude! Don’t worry about them, cause they sure as hell aren’t worried about you!
@@sammylpt9076 there's a poop disco underneath the Berghain....?
UrbanWarrior - Lol I never said that. But I've heard stories.
Super Hans is the origin story for Cooks dad from skins I never knew I needed
Lmao
Mark and jez always looked like they really liked super Hans but were also scared of him too.
"Crack!"
"There you go."
"cheers"
The first scene with Super Hans (abt 7:05) is possibly one of the best scenes introducing a character I've ever seen
"This voice in my head, sounded like Brian Moore, used to do the football on ITV, said pack it in son."
Mong out to some snow patrol!!
Orange wiped the twins.
This is why I sacked Orange
That is that is shitty
"You stingy bastard" lmao I don't know why that gets me each time.
I love that he doesn't change at all no matter what he's on
favorite television character by far. so classic
Missed out the bit in the recording studio. "Crack. Just give me crack." That is my fav Super Hans bit.
“Big beats are the best, get high all the time”
The face he makes after the relaxing 4 grams of coke is the funniest thing I've seen in my life ahahah
"are you tripping?"
"Shit I'm seeing, I fucking hope so"
"people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis"
That's a retort I'll use till I die.
"I've mistakenly run to Windsor."
Punch? I can't even make a fist.
"Glues coming back" harharhar!
"Glues coming back" lol
Urzzzz
One of the most underrated shows ever. Period.
"What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus. I need a drink."
"Kicking everything from the PCP to the Latte's"
So super hans
Red n Yella cuddly fella
I dunno it’s been milked I should think
Damn, I under estimated just how good of a character he was. Perfect actor for the part too 👌
Went through peep show again a couple of years back, getting the feels that i need to do it again.
I would open an umbrella up inside my aris for this one.
Water Lego
What the f is a washing machine doing here.
I need a drink
Jesus I need a drink
Had not seen this until recently. Excellent! Thank you!!
The peep show is solid gold comedy.
"crack" - there you go "cheers"
This got me cracking up.
SuperHans...the greatest character in the history of television
"What's 'fünf' in English?"
"Five"
"Yeah, they turned 'fünf' 'zwei' years ago" 🤣🤣
Greatest ending to a UA-cam compilation ever.
“You can’t tax that, BROWN.” Golden.
"Well that's very sensible, albeit hallucinatory advice."
Bloody fantastic series that was. Brilliantly written, super funny and it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud. 😎
I know atleast 3 superhans', and it's never dull
Men with ven always kills me
love the way he turns up way a plank of wood and just says crack
I’ve got a friend who does cancer research and we send him that clip all the time. Any day now, folks!
Hans is one of those friends who you know isn't good for you but they make your life a lot more interesting.
He's also the type of person that despite putting themselves in constant danger somehow always survives making them the safest person to have around.