The Biggest Jerks Of Skyrim

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  • With all of the jerks in Skyrim, you may be wondering which ones are the biggest. Well wonder no more! Because this video has the answer.
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  • @bellystraw
    @bellystraw 6 років тому +1698

    All of Balgruff's children

    • @doctordirt4481
      @doctordirt4481 6 років тому +10

      Bellystraw XD

    • @Cov1ngtonsGhOst
      @Cov1ngtonsGhOst 6 років тому +229

      No Balgruufs older son is pretty cool. But yeah his daughter and satanist 8 year old are right young pricks.

    • @julidercoolehund1536
      @julidercoolehund1536 6 років тому +1

      Bellystraw no just the Long Haie Guy the others are cool

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender 6 років тому +63

      Bellystraw Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.

    • @YourMom-wo8hu
      @YourMom-wo8hu 6 років тому +30

      One boy is cool the other boy is well... and the girl is spoiled

  • @penguin7797
    @penguin7797 5 років тому +775

    An example of rudeness:
    Dragonborn: (Kills Alduin, saves all of tamriel)
    Imperial Soliders: Citizen

  • @alpyr3906
    @alpyr3906 5 років тому +246

    I killed Nazeem in his sleep.
    Nobody seemed to care.

    • @olivias.9521
      @olivias.9521 5 років тому +1

      Figures.

    • @FinallyDenial
      @FinallyDenial 4 роки тому

      @@olivias.9521 you elders always so boring

    • @marystone860
      @marystone860 4 роки тому +7

      During one of my playthroughs, he got ripped apart by vampires! Funny as HELL!!!

    • @zootopiaondvd8081
      @zootopiaondvd8081 4 роки тому

      bruh i killed him and his wife sent mercenaries after me

    • @Rottenberg666
      @Rottenberg666 4 роки тому +1

      i chokeslammed him to death in the market and nobody cared either. Mods are great.

  • @doppy8682
    @doppy8682 5 років тому +410

    I really wish you could befriend Nazeem!
    *SO YOU CAN OFFER HIS BLOOD TO THE EBONY BLADE AND FEED ON HIS FEELING OF BETRAYAL*

    • @olivias.9521
      @olivias.9521 5 років тому +3

      yeah. makes sense

    • @randomperson5655
      @randomperson5655 5 років тому +28

      sacrifice him for boethiah's calling

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 4 роки тому +4

      @@randomperson5655 y e s

    • @FBI-rn6xz
      @FBI-rn6xz 4 роки тому +8

      Red Dragon Does Stuff soul trap him and use put his soul in a pair of boots then yet them in the ocean

    • @MeleenGames
      @MeleenGames 4 роки тому

      I hope a mod exists for this

  • @57reaver
    @57reaver 6 років тому +698

    Anytime people are a jerk to me in Skyrim they become an item in my home. If they can be killed I cast fury on them, then soul trap, then kill them and use the soul that went into the black star to put into an item I loot from them. I then name the item after them and display it. I have Nazzem in My house proudly on display

    • @MsNeonNERD
      @MsNeonNERD 6 років тому +164

      57reaver holy shit that's so dark. I'm totally going to do this now. Thanks!

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 6 років тому +95

      Time to pay a visit to nazeem

    • @persona3444
      @persona3444 6 років тому +56

      If you want to kill an essential character you can use the wabberjack on them, turn them into anything and boom. Just a tip ;)

    • @porchugawhale9938
      @porchugawhale9938 6 років тому +9

      thought wabbajack didn't work on some characters, like daedric lords

    • @persona3444
      @persona3444 6 років тому +3

      Matthew Weyer Doesn't it? I haven't tried it on too many characters so that's something I've learnt today!

  • @Outcrow
    @Outcrow 7 років тому +507

    "Good to see you again friend. Get out of my face."
    Top 10 anime frenemy

  • @astuteanansi4935
    @astuteanansi4935 6 років тому +162

    "the purpose of the Blades is to serve the Dragonborn"
    *proceed to constantly order the Dragonborn around*

    • @christophersantos4825
      @christophersantos4825 3 роки тому +25

      And then disown him when he spares 1 dragon out of a hundred

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 3 роки тому +12

      arngeir's got it spot on. "they may claim to serve the dragonborn but they don't and never have"

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 2 роки тому +4

      @@JaxontheOkay I think oblivion blades would actually be willing to genuinely serve me, the dragonborn, maybe ask favors, but not demand crap

  • @falkreathguard6764
    @falkreathguard6764 5 років тому +335

    You are simply jealous of my achievements.

    • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
      @paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 роки тому +11

      Oh god! no god please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @nazeem7590
      @nazeem7590 2 роки тому +9

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don’t.

    • @JD_the_fox
      @JD_the_fox Рік тому +3

      @@nazeem7590 As the thane of whiterun i will ask you just once to stop with this the cloud district stuff or I will call odahvin to grab you and take you to the clouds and then drop you

    • @birisuandrei1551
      @birisuandrei1551 Рік тому +2

      You better wear knee protection.... *Draws Dragonbone bow*

    • @whatwhatyep
      @whatwhatyep Рік тому

      ​@@nazeem7590 I'm getting very close to murdering him and the jarl of whiteruns kids. I'm a lone wolf and I only affiliate with people who I mutually benifit from. I'm only a few hundred hours in and their cheek is driving me crazy. I only go in there to rinse the wizard and rest of the merchants.

  • @billcipherfan3574
    @billcipherfan3574 6 років тому +185

    A dragon went to whiterun and it killed nazeem, now I thank that dragon.

  • @MikeO7977
    @MikeO7977 7 років тому +662

    I honestly hoped for Maven to be listed here, she's the worst of the worst.

    • @raimethefumeknight2062
      @raimethefumeknight2062 7 років тому +93

      MikeO7977 If you do the Thalmor embassy infiltration mission, you'll get a discussion between Maven Blackbriar and The Jarl of Morthal discussing about the mistreatment of the dark eleves in Windhelm and how she's disgusted by it.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому +84

      she's a very shady business woman, but i would not put her as one of the top 5 jerks. if you stay out of her way, you'll have no problems with her. most the people on this list go out of their way to ruin you and others.

    • @sam-2341
      @sam-2341 7 років тому +14

      MikeO7977 there's a mod to kill her... ;)

    • @somerandomguy6815
      @somerandomguy6815 7 років тому

      Thomas Jenkins Glad i get to beat the shit out of her by using a Mod called Open Civil War which restores all battles for each holds, And then later Kill her with Console commands.

    • @Felahliir
      @Felahliir 7 років тому +45

      She always ALWAYS insults you please, she's like the most evil creature in all of Aurbis.
      Even Molag Bal is terrified of her.

  • @kyrieeleison9599
    @kyrieeleison9599 5 років тому +532

    I have 6 houses
    I'm a thane of two major towns
    And I have three loyal fighters
    Fighting beside me
    Nazeem has 2 cabbages

    • @goergebobicles1351
      @goergebobicles1351 4 роки тому +53

      But do you get to the cloud district often?

    • @JohnCena-zm2mt
      @JohnCena-zm2mt 4 роки тому +6

      Goerge Bobicles I died when I read that 😭💀😂😂🤣🤣

    • @bunnitomoe3866
      @bunnitomoe3866 3 роки тому

      @PaperbackPQ you can't unless you get mod

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 3 роки тому

      @PaperbackPQ
      You can if you have 1 humanoid follower and the other one is a pet (dog, armored troll, riekling, dwarven robot) and also a 3rd one if the follower is part of a certain quest (you can also exploit some bugs)

    • @jasonbrody1540
      @jasonbrody1540 3 роки тому +6

      That's all you've got?
      I am thane of 9 holds
      I have 9 houses
      I am the Harbinger of the Companions, the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, the Master of the Thieves Guild, member of House Telvanni, a Stormblade of the Stormcloak Army
      I have one immortal follower, who can destroy all of my enemies
      I've killed Alduin
      I've put an end to Miraak and his cult
      I've destroyed Harkon and his clan.
      Of course I just teasing you, I hate this Nazeem-jerk too.

  • @riliame
    @riliame 5 років тому +53

    Dragonborn: *standing with a dragon skeleton behind them after eating its soul*
    Random Nord: "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"

    • @Cody-nu8cv
      @Cody-nu8cv 7 місяців тому

      The only milk I drink is from YOUR mother hahahahaha bandit: what you son of a..... me: chops head off. There much better now.

  • @tefras14
    @tefras14 6 років тому +132

    Delphine patronized the player at every opportunity

    • @MertOguz
      @MertOguz 6 років тому +13

      Actually, on my first playthrough of skyrim, I wanted to marry that woman. Such a rare dominant and strong female character. Or maybe I am a mazochist

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 років тому +17

      If you think strong females are rare you need strong glasses.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 років тому +3

      Everyone in this game does that but the Dragon Born is dumb. So you never can say f off or even realize it.

    • @curranmckenzie9574
      @curranmckenzie9574 5 років тому +16

      “Muh kill the only nice dragon in Skyrim or we won’t be friends with you anymore”

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 років тому +11

      @@curranmckenzie9574 It doesn't even make any sense. The Blades are primarily spys. They support the dragon born. Skyrim says fuck that. Instead opting to make the dragon born i.e. the player their bitch. That craps on the lore and in gameplay it sucks. So Bethesda's excuse of creating the story around the gameplay doesn't work to justify that.

  • @seluskooma
    @seluskooma 7 років тому +194

    Sometimes I only play Skyrim to kill Nazeem in the most creative ways

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 7 років тому +17

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @NYBoi-yi8up
      @NYBoi-yi8up 6 років тому +8

      Parth I hear that and my blood boils

    • @Badabum663
      @Badabum663 6 років тому +1

      Parth I'll have you know that there's no Pussssiieeeeee

    • @SuperSoundtracks
      @SuperSoundtracks 6 років тому +1

      I think we've all been there. I harvested him into a black soul gem and put it in a boiling pot in my house.

    • @gruffkibbles8995
      @gruffkibbles8995 5 років тому

      He one tried to kill me with a steel dagger... I was in full Dragon bone

  • @ramennoodleman1567
    @ramennoodleman1567 6 років тому +37

    I sent Nazeem to the “cloud” district

  • @einfachilya6903
    @einfachilya6903 5 років тому +84

    I got the Imperials and Stormcloaks to agree to a temporary truce, mediated by the Grey Beards, who hadn't interacted with skyrim directly in centuries. I even got the Blades and the Thalmor to hold off killing each other for a bit.
    I went and found an Elder Scroll and used it to see through time, to learn a Shout no one had heard in more than 3000 years.
    I used Whiterun's place to capture a dragon, which I then rode to a hidden Dragon CUlt Temple, and soon after, into a protal to Sovngarde. The place most people have to die before they can even hope to see it.
    While there, I defeated Alduin, who could've destroyed the entire world. The last time Alduin threatened people, the only way to win was to create a rift in time and force him into it. Alduin is nearly a god, and it wasnt easy, but I finally defeated him.
    After reluctantly leaving the strikingly beautiful Sovngarde, I took a trip back to Whiterun, to tell my good friend Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the man who helped me capture a dragon using his palace, that the threat is finally over.
    "Fancy robes. You a wizard or something?"

  • @tsunj8530
    @tsunj8530 7 років тому +379

    In my opinion:
    5. Olfrid Battle-Born
    4. Mercer Frey
    3. Helgen Imperial Officer
    2. Nazeem
    1. Ancano

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 7 років тому +32

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @xaviersomeone5596
      @xaviersomeone5596 6 років тому +9

      MrKoolAidMan yeah I hate all thalmor and definitely that helgen bitch

    • @williamedward1666
      @williamedward1666 6 років тому +10

      Not sure about Ancano. I mean, sure he's evil, but he's also the only one in the Thalmor who seems to know what tact is. Maybe put Ondolemar there instead.

    • @OverproofMMA
      @OverproofMMA 6 років тому +7

      You mean Legate Rikke?

    • @loudpipessavelives4789
      @loudpipessavelives4789 6 років тому +1

      I just want to know how distantly Mercer Frey of Tamriel, and Walter Frey of Westeros are related?

  • @warrioroflight6872
    @warrioroflight6872 7 років тому +98

    It must have been one HECK of a chore to choose ONLY FIVE of Skyrim's biggest scumbags. I must salute you Cantina!

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +4

      +WarriorofLight I can attest that it was not an easy task deciding who should make it.

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 7 років тому +2

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

    • @CrazyGuyoftheWest
      @CrazyGuyoftheWest 6 років тому +1

      But Blueberry IceCream Man, the Imperial General doesn't even know who you are and how you got in that wagon at the start of the game and she sends you to chopping block for her own amusement!

  • @charliechar2717
    @charliechar2717 6 років тому +161

    Where was Ancano, my dude?

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 5 років тому +37

      Iwhampha All Thalmor are assholes

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 5 років тому +13

      Don't forget Ondolamar

    • @quickrundown3859
      @quickrundown3859 3 роки тому +7

      @@creativename7230 Ondolemar's not so bad. I actually got him to like me enough to leave his inheritance to me after he took a swan dive off the steps of Understone Keep.

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 3 роки тому

      @@quickrundown3859 He's still a prick to everyone else.

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 2 роки тому

      A power-hungry jackass isn't the worst of them, believe it or not

  • @rattlezing7987
    @rattlezing7987 6 років тому +77

    I use to get to the cloud district very often but one day when I was lollygagging, someone stole my sweet roll and then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @dimitriospanagopoulos7882
    @dimitriospanagopoulos7882 6 років тому +103

    To be honest most inhabitants of skyrim deserve death for disrespecting the dovahkiin

    • @DanielFlores-fo1ee
      @DanielFlores-fo1ee 5 років тому +3

      Hell yeah they do

    • @weareunited9643
      @weareunited9643 5 років тому +2

      Hell yeah they do.

    • @LordHoward
      @LordHoward 5 років тому +2

      the ones who do. many dont

    • @broccolinyu911
      @broccolinyu911 5 років тому +9

      tell me about it, even the bandits talk like you aren't shit even when you're slaughtering them. this is why I went on a campaign to kill everyone

    • @Fr0staX
      @Fr0staX 3 роки тому +3

      I swear...Especially the kids. I know it's only possible in mods, but if they were killable in the vanilla game I'd kill EVERY CHILD...Except Lars Battle-Born. He's a good boi.

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 7 років тому +78

    When I first played Skyrim, I honestly didn't see Mercer's betrayal coming. Given his supposed sad past about how much he respected Gallus, I had thought that him being a dick was merely the result of trying his damnedest to hold the Guild together for his old friend and that he was actually a truly troubled man.
    I had expected to get to know Mercer throughout the questline, and perhaps get him to become a better leader for the guild, help him get his groove back, move on and truly honor Gallus' memory. I was ready for a touching story of redemption.
    I was looking forward to helping bring this poor man back from the brink.
    *Then he stabbed me.*

    • @414Jay
      @414Jay 7 років тому +3

      Same I was so confused as to why he would even betray me

    • @aidankeogh9994
      @aidankeogh9994 7 років тому +16

      "I'll be sure to give Brynjolf your regards."
      "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, IT WAS GOING TO BE SUPER TOUCHING AND EVERYTHING"

    • @onepunchanime7050
      @onepunchanime7050 7 років тому

      dude spoiler alert tleast

    • @monkeysackskin
      @monkeysackskin 6 років тому +2

      Which is why you pick pocket his weapons so he goes into snowveil sanctum unarmed or just give him a wooden sword and watch the dragur pummel the bejesus out of him

    • @thedarkdojo5115
      @thedarkdojo5115 Рік тому +2

      ​@@onepunchanime7050 Dude the game is how old at this point?

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki 6 років тому +229

    I'm sorry but did you actually just call Nocturnal "Nirmina" ???

    • @reddshaadow1421
      @reddshaadow1421 5 років тому +29

      KagenNoTsuki I was looking for this comment

    • @thearchmagiste
      @thearchmagiste 5 років тому +11

      Nirmina is Nocturnal confirmed

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 5 років тому +6

      @@thearchmagiste Nirmina is the dadric prine of cannibalism but nocturnal is the lady of shadows.

    • @thearchmagiste
      @thearchmagiste 5 років тому +1

      @@creativename7230 Yeah I know, it was a joke

    • @creativename7230
      @creativename7230 5 років тому

      @@thearchmagisteDamn it

  • @mrcoolguyy6583
    @mrcoolguyy6583 5 років тому +36

    Fun fact about Mercer: He will tell you to be silent and not touch the bones, but he will constantly draw attention during the mission. Breh.

    • @Rexog90
      @Rexog90 3 роки тому

      Yeah, he is probably trying to get you killed

    • @paladinmaguireofbos3347
      @paladinmaguireofbos3347 3 роки тому

      Although I ain't gonna lie, he does have quite a bit of skill when it comes to sword fighting. He also knows a lot about opening doors for some reason.

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. 2 роки тому

      Yeah, but I guess It's just the IA in this game is hella stupid, I don't it's intentional

    • @HamStrains
      @HamStrains Рік тому

      Always make a point to do theives guild first, before any main story quest, just so you can kill him and play your game safe in the knowledge you need to interact with him ever again in the play through after that.
      Straight from escaping the dragon attack to Riften, don't stop for anything.

  • @seebarino
    @seebarino 6 років тому +456

    Here's my hit lis- I MEAN list of jerks.
    1. Astrid
    2. Thonar Silver-Blood
    3. Rolff
    4. Nazeem
    5. *Thalmor name here*

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 років тому +18

      +RedKoolaid Gaming haha, I'll agree with that.

    • @allout.
      @allout. 5 років тому

      Astrid the intruder been >:(((((((

    • @palemourningrose2463
      @palemourningrose2463 5 років тому +19

      How dare you insult the Leader of the Dark Brotherhood

    • @tgranger3504
      @tgranger3504 5 років тому +2

      How dare you insult the thalmor

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 5 років тому +21

      Astrid is cool and one of the few genuinely interestingly written characters in the game.

  • @williammcintosh5204
    @williammcintosh5204 6 років тому +367

    5 - Nazeem
    4 - Nazeem
    3 - Nazeem
    2 - Nazeem
    1 - Nazeem
    Honourable mention goes to Nazeem

    • @gruffkibbles8995
      @gruffkibbles8995 5 років тому +11

      Dishonorable

    • @Boom__6678
      @Boom__6678 3 роки тому +2

      10000000000000000000000000-
      Nazeem
      1000000000000000000000000000000000672- Nazeem
      10000000000000000000000000000000000000- Mercer frey

    • @moomoomatthew107
      @moomoomatthew107 3 роки тому +1

      DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?

    • @alih6953
      @alih6953 3 роки тому +1

      Nice but I would say that bandit who betrays you is the biggest Jerk Telrav's Request

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 роки тому

      Delphin actually

  • @whensomethingcriesagain
    @whensomethingcriesagain 5 років тому +22

    Fun fact, the phrase "Honor Among Thieves" actually comes from Lawrence of Arabia, with the line "There is more honor among thieves than politicians"

  • @ogalo1653
    @ogalo1653 5 років тому +107

    Here's mine:
    1. Thalmor
    2. Aldmeri Dominion
    3. The Altmer Government
    4. The Valenwood-Summerset Empire
    5. That government from the High Elves

    • @woolnein917
      @woolnein917 5 років тому

      Christian Templar smart joke

    • @DaedaliusRE
      @DaedaliusRE 5 років тому +1

      This guy get's it

    • @witchy_sith1571
      @witchy_sith1571 4 роки тому

      kimmo no wonder he’s a snarky little bastard!

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 4 роки тому

      *Valenwood-Elsweyr-Summerset Empire
      Don't forget about the Khajiit

    • @foredaze9511
      @foredaze9511 4 роки тому

      This guy gets It, FUCK ELVES

  • @user-dv2hj7ss4f
    @user-dv2hj7ss4f 7 років тому +685

    Where is Braith???

    • @sev343
      @sev343 7 років тому +2

      Bearded Bread lol XD

    • @cracmar03
      @cracmar03 6 років тому +20

      Good question ! Rollf should own number 1, Nazeem should be number 2, but Braith needs spot number 3 at least. Braith NEEDS to be on this list ! I hate this little bitch.

    • @desshiwaza4065
      @desshiwaza4065 6 років тому +11

      Please. She’s just a thirsty tomboy that wants the D

    • @thisisnotaaliyah
      @thisisnotaaliyah 6 років тому +12

      She also is mean to Battle-Born because she has a crush on him lol

    • @juniperslowed
      @juniperslowed 6 років тому +3

      braith is a fucking piece of shit.. if skyrim was real I would of fucking punched her

  • @Swagyolomlg420
    @Swagyolomlg420 7 років тому +285

    8:14 *Naermina*

    • @anemonetears
      @anemonetears 7 років тому +14

      *INDEED*

    • @MysticTaco9
      @MysticTaco9 7 років тому +11

      He meant to say nocturnal, naermina's Quest is the one where you get that ring which allows you to become a cannibal.

    • @Swagyolomlg420
      @Swagyolomlg420 7 років тому +58

      He combined Nocturnal with Vaermina D: Naermina: the daedric prince of really lucky bad luck

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +19

      +PawFreak hahahahaha. I am such and idiot. That's what I get for writing the script at 11 at night and then not stopping to double checck it.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +19

      +Swagyolololmlg420 haha yep. Probably should have stopped and thought about what I was doing.

  • @jacobstewart628
    @jacobstewart628 5 років тому +33

    Here is my list
    5: the whole of markarth
    4: nazeem
    3: nazeem
    2: nazeem
    1: maven black briar

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 6 років тому +13

    I always kill nazeem after becoming thane and using the "unhand me at once" option to get away with it. xD

  • @Klavair89
    @Klavair89 7 років тому +32

    Delphine? Think about it, she wants you to kil Mario i mean Paarthurnax and if you dont, she banishes you from the blades... you ended the civil war, you defeated the bringer of death and your the dragonborn, so without you, they never would have gotten in

    • @dovahsheep4165
      @dovahsheep4165 7 років тому +5

      dude paarthurnax is legit so nice like delphine is a jerk for having us kill the most amazing dragon ever

    • @thedragonborn2299
      @thedragonborn2299 7 років тому +1

      Klavair89 there is a mod that gives the Option to let paaruntax vor however hes called to live and the Blades dont kick you out oft there Club sry for Bad english im german

    • @Klavair89
      @Klavair89 7 років тому

      The Dragonborn das ist gut english, ich sprekens duetch nicht so gut

    • @thedragonborn2299
      @thedragonborn2299 7 років тому

      Klavair89 thanks your german is mit good enought for someone who wants to live here but i undersand what you want to say keep learning

    • @Klavair89
      @Klavair89 7 років тому

      The Dragonborn i just know the basics like gutten tag (bad spelling) wie gaights (lol i cant spell the words)

  • @troydoesthings
    @troydoesthings 7 років тому +138

    You forgot about BRAITH

    • @cbbjcb
      @cbbjcb 6 років тому +4

      oh right but she only bullie's the little boy cause she has a crush on him

    • @riverandco6735
      @riverandco6735 6 років тому

      Christy Bennett true

    • @Eric-gv4di
      @Eric-gv4di 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, but her parents neglect her.

    • @Raygun222
      @Raygun222 6 років тому +7

      BoYs, DoGs, ElDeRs, ThErE's NoBoDy I wOn'T fIgHt!

    • @patrickweber8750
      @patrickweber8750 6 років тому

      Troy Gaming8 Nelskir

  • @danialgerman5960
    @danialgerman5960 5 років тому +6

    :Rolf *dies*
    Argonian suddenly sits on his dead body

    • @Nekrochomikon8
      @Nekrochomikon8 3 роки тому

      Who is this Argonian anyway? I've never seen her in Windhelm

  • @GothicGamer2012
    @GothicGamer2012 6 років тому +2

    There's also that random Nord who you find in the wilderness who insults you by calling you a milk drinker and telling you to go home to your mother.
    Never get tired of ending that one.

  • @madmanoliver
    @madmanoliver 6 років тому +137

    Where the hell is Maven Black Briar?

    • @sohailrehman8432
      @sohailrehman8432 6 років тому +3

      Oliver Nutkins-Middleton i know right

    • @onemoregodrejected9369
      @onemoregodrejected9369 6 років тому +8

      She pays good tho :^)

    • @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426
      @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426 5 років тому +13

      @@onemoregodrejected9369 yea but still she is such a bitch

    • @ghostdream4274
      @ghostdream4274 5 років тому +6

      this guy is with the Imperial, so he did with Skald the Elder instead

    • @hkazu63
      @hkazu63 5 років тому +6

      She’s not a jerk. She’s beyond that. Maven is a realm of her own.

  • @vikerdium
    @vikerdium 6 років тому +112

    Where is Delphine?

  • @victorbowman4247
    @victorbowman4247 6 років тому +2

    Nazeem fell from the top of the stairs by dragons reach, right after someone said fus ro da. Very suspicious.

  • @PraiseCheeses32
    @PraiseCheeses32 6 років тому +11

    1.Imperial Officer at the the beginning (always follow the stormcloak so i can kill her)
    2. The brother of the the owner of Falkreach's general goods.
    3.Rolff
    4.Maven Blackbriar

    • @richhartnell6233
      @richhartnell6233 3 роки тому +2

      Every stormcloak play through if ralof kills her first I will literally go back in saves to make sure I get the final blow

    • @DoTheDishesOrElse..
      @DoTheDishesOrElse.. 2 роки тому +2

      Even as an Imperial I always side up with Ralof just because I can sell the imperial armors for a good price at the beginning lmao

  • @twalt_
    @twalt_ 7 років тому +658

    Best underrated channel

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +27

      +DrivableMouse thanks man!

    • @GigaPhoenix9001
      @GigaPhoenix9001 7 років тому +1

      Ya just found ya with this and 5 things Oblivion did better then Skyrim. But I gotta say, no Maven Black-Briar for the thieves guild jerk?, oh nevermind somebody already put that up in the comments here...

    • @jimmywalker7381
      @jimmywalker7381 7 років тому

      The Cantina "Dragons have nothing to do with Talos" he was dragonborn...

    • @conecarina2566
      @conecarina2566 7 років тому

      First off Tiber Septim was the dragonborn in life but became a god Talos after death and the dragonborn is a fragment of Akatosh who is the father of all dragons which means he is the one affiliated with dragons not Talos.
      Second off did anyone notice he said Neirmina instead of Nocturnal

    • @stupid2574
      @stupid2574 6 років тому

      Yes, completely agree. I was surprised with the number of subs this guy had because hes great!

  • @UltimateSpinDash
    @UltimateSpinDash 7 років тому +88

    I'm surprised not a single child is listed here. I mean, Nelkir has issues and does start treating you better after completing the Whispering Door, but almost every other child insults you the moment it sees you.
    "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough."
    Kid, I'm wearing armor made from the remains of DRAGONS. So if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey 6 років тому +6

      UltimateSpinDash just kill their parents 😂😂😂

    • @Summer-nv7mr
      @Summer-nv7mr 6 років тому +1

      I know right!!!

    • @descynmena01
      @descynmena01 6 років тому

      UltimateSpinDash, Nelkir is a jerk because he was corrupted by a deadra demon who lives in the Whispering Door in the basement of Dragon Reach. If you have not played the whispering door mission - you should ;)

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 років тому +1

      Melly Pennie I would, buuuuut.......I kinda like my friends and family.

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 6 років тому +5

      They only do that because they know they can't be killed.... Little bastards lol

  • @mortache
    @mortache 5 років тому +6

    Sacrificed Nazeem to Boethiah by using "make follower" spell from Amazing follower tweaks. Yes.

  • @malohasfallen
    @malohasfallen 5 років тому +4

    2:43 “despite dragons having nothing to do with Talos”
    Well the amulet of kings contained the blood of the gods, a gift from Akatosh himself which happens to be a dragon (one of the avatars of Akatosh)

  • @Dragonspeak30
    @Dragonspeak30 6 років тому +35

    i've played so much fallout 4... that I can't hear mercer's voice without visualizing Nick. Good thing Nick is the exact opposite of Mercer-

  • @daveyturu
    @daveyturu 7 років тому +122

    Maven Black-Briar?

  • @BlackRoseRhamnous
    @BlackRoseRhamnous 5 років тому +7

    "The prince nearmina"
    Nocturnal.

    • @xanadryl5691
      @xanadryl5691 3 роки тому

      I thought I was the only one that noticie it

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 6 років тому +10

    Number 1: *The kids at DragonsReach.*

    • @victoriasharpe1661
      @victoriasharpe1661 5 років тому +4

      Thor's Hammer ‘remember I like my meat, rare’ lol what a snobbish child

    • @Dragonborn-md5ci
      @Dragonborn-md5ci 4 роки тому

      What about that one that wants a sword he seems alright

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 3 роки тому

      @@Dragonborn-md5ci
      Yeah, that one's ok
      At least he doesnt directly insult us or order us around

  • @ajifajarpamungkas6794
    @ajifajarpamungkas6794 7 років тому +28

    the biggest jerk is those who send an assassin after me. why so many people want to kill me, i am just a poor argonian thief.

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 7 років тому +2

      Perhaps they just want to give you a loot after some skill improving through fighting.

    • @ajifajarpamungkas6794
      @ajifajarpamungkas6794 6 років тому +3

      +Aniken Skywalker so how do i explain it to the night mother, like "i dont know mom, well.....umm, shit happen" LOL

    • @shadowstrider5033
      @shadowstrider5033 6 років тому +1

      A'J
      Leave that to Cicero.
      He knows all the tenents of dark brotherhood.
      He can explain that shit.

  • @laurelmcfarland7316
    @laurelmcfarland7316 7 років тому +110

    WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE WHO SCREAMS ABOUT TALOS DAY AND NIGHT?! I mean I'm all talos and stuff, his blessings are pretty cool, but I can hear him from the bridge of dragonsreach. Idk I just really hate that guy.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +29

      +Laurel McFarland he is definitely annoying but he isn't a jerk. I personally always kill him though because there's no way I am listening to him ever time i go to whiterun.

    • @blackice8043
      @blackice8043 7 років тому +4

      I had been gone from whiterun for a long time in my profile. When I came back, I found out he was dead.

    • @cruz8343
      @cruz8343 7 років тому +2

      Laurel McFarland Aahhahahahaha i killed that guy when i became a werewolf in whiterun the first time....well actually i killed him, and nazeem

    • @laurelmcfarland7316
      @laurelmcfarland7316 6 років тому

      True point.

    • @kalebpratt4955
      @kalebpratt4955 6 років тому +8

      Laurel McFarland he's not really a jerk he's just annoying

  • @Grevier
    @Grevier 5 років тому +6

    When you see Nazeem and think that in the Cloud district there's no...

  • @roiroije6326
    @roiroije6326 4 роки тому +2

    "I should bash your face in after all you've done."
    * *quicksave* *

  • @Sloppy_Stomachs
    @Sloppy_Stomachs 7 років тому +42

    maven black-briar and those high-elf women in solitude

  • @GoldenLombaxGirl
    @GoldenLombaxGirl 7 років тому +15

    Am I the only one finding humour that after he killed Stone-Fist an Argonian sits on his body?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +8

      +MagentaCrystal59 haha I'm glad somebody spotted that!

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 Рік тому +1

    Dragonborn: Do you get to the clouds often?
    Nazeem: What?
    Dragonborn: Fus Roh Dah!
    *[Everyone Admires You]*

  • @Nautical_Parsnip
    @Nautical_Parsnip 5 років тому +5

    6:57 When your sibling walks into your room.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere1008 6 років тому +54

    "The epitomy of delusional self-importance"
    Has this guy seriously never heard of Ulfric Stormcloak?

    • @erenYeager4eva
      @erenYeager4eva 3 роки тому +4

      Sir, Ulfric is not delusional.
      Even if we find documents stating he might be Thalmor puppet potentially. And even if he don't care for other than Nords. He's not a liar at heart. He does what he believes is right and people follow him.
      This is shown as he earns his place at Soverngarde

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 роки тому +3

      he succesfully throws all of skyrim into a civil war and gathers about half of skyrim to his support.... for better or for worse, he is absolutely important. Nothing delusional about it.

    • @warrioroflight6872
      @warrioroflight6872 2 роки тому

      @@erenYeager4eva
      Yes, that's all true, but still, for him, there are only two kinds of people in the world:
      Nords, and the folk beneath them.

  • @LiluDallasMultipas
    @LiluDallasMultipas 6 років тому +33

    The Thieves Guild only recognises you as Guild Master after you do the "hidden" quests and go through the ceremony.
    For those who haven't done that, just keep doing quests for Vex and Delvin until you get a specific task from Delvin for Markath, Whiterun, Windhelm, and Solitude.
    THEN you become the Guild Master, and the extra perks it comes with.

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 років тому +9

      And Vekel still calls you Brynjolf's new protege.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 6 років тому +2

      Tom G He still calls you new protege but yeah, I never figured that out till two years ago when I googled it, having finished the rest of the storyline two years before that!

    • @sragland314
      @sragland314 5 років тому

      Also, you get the special quest after 5 missions from said hold.

  • @CondemnedInformer
    @CondemnedInformer 4 роки тому +2

    Rolff must have had a REAL problem with the Ebonheart Pact.

  • @skyline2601
    @skyline2601 5 років тому +3

    "Do you gt to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't!"
    This is the #1 Jerk in Skyrim.

    • @avruvimtu2204
      @avruvimtu2204 5 років тому +1

      I don't think Nazeem knows what a district is 😂

  • @darthchris19
    @darthchris19 6 років тому +28

    Never trust a Frey!!

  • @iEnderJaysonTDA
    @iEnderJaysonTDA 6 років тому +139

    Number one: Alduin
    Alduin one day decided to destroy the world and bring back dragons. Not cool, man.

    • @ziedyee
      @ziedyee 6 років тому +38

      But without him, you would have died, not only did he barge in right before you were about to be executed, he gave you the time of your life. Thanks to him bringing back dragons, another dragonborn was needed and you happened to be said person. Everyone (at least should) hear the name "dragonborn" and shiver in fear over the power the title brings. You would just be a regular person (if you managed to survive helgen through other ways) maybe even a wanted criminal

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 років тому +9

      Zied Yee You'd still be dragonborn without Alduin, you just wouldn't know it.

    • @efrenjimenez4077
      @efrenjimenez4077 6 років тому +1

      @alvi syahri they did way back but not anymore

    • @efrenjimenez4077
      @efrenjimenez4077 6 років тому

      @alvi syahri not anymore

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 6 років тому +2

      Legit saved your life at the beginning.
      Also not cool? Thanks to him you have dragons you can murder to unlock shouts.

  • @lazura4446
    @lazura4446 3 роки тому +3

    Y'all should have heard me when I saw Mercer was #1 I screamed "YES! YESSSSSS!" 😂😂

  • @shrekfanboy5446
    @shrekfanboy5446 6 років тому +1

    The reason Nazeem sleeps in the Drunken Huntsmen is because his Manor was cut. There was even supposed to be a faction and questline associated with it. If you kill him and loot his corpse you can see he still has the key.

  • @MikeO7977
    @MikeO7977 7 років тому +61

    4:42 The so called "Lifts-Her-Tail" ;)
    8:15 Its Nocturnal friend.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +5

      +MikeO7977 haha ya I that's what I get for not double checking before I write something down.

  • @LordYzzYforeveR
    @LordYzzYforeveR 6 років тому +41

    What about Grelod the kind

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 роки тому +1

      Jakob ten Weges she’s killed so its fine

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 роки тому +3

      Murdering an old lady for being an a hole is actually pretty insane. Which is why the mission is called Innocence lost. YOUR innocence.

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 роки тому +13

      Fortune Maker she wasn’t “just an asshole”, she actively abused children

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 4 роки тому +1

      @@last7509 I'm pretty sure the innocence refers to the little boy that _hired_ a random adventurer to murder that old lady for being an a-hole.

    • @last7509
      @last7509 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bauglir100 of course you do. that is the intention. the slow witted never see the double meaning.

  • @ci7210
    @ci7210 6 років тому +3

    Yeah that Silver Blood guy. After I killed the bandits, and got the Silver Blood ring. I went back to the mine and ruins to get treasures and one of the Dwemer machines followed me outside and attacked Silver Blood. Didn't do anything and Lydia didn't either. The guards tried to save him but he died. That's what he gets. His house is mine.

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron2287 3 роки тому +2

    6:28 I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple occasions of the guards trying to arrest me in that quest line, and responding by curb stomping the entire Markarth city guard. I really dislike the “essential NPCs” thing...really restricts the options to bring address systemic corruption

  • @thethirdnightingale686
    @thethirdnightingale686 7 років тому +79

    Naermina... Nocturnal + Vaermina... IShipItLolDoYou

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому +2

      that's...kinda hot.

    • @commbbold1
      @commbbold1 7 років тому

      Yes Nocturnal! Even the game comments on how rude she is to you!

    • @215Fenix
      @215Fenix 6 років тому

      How about NoVa, I definitely ship that.

    • @bluereptileproductions
      @bluereptileproductions 6 років тому

      The Third Nightingale no... no... ALSO WHY DOES THIS COMMENT SECTION FORGET ABOUT NAMIRA

    • @j.marston
      @j.marston 6 років тому

      BlueReptile Productions I was thinking the same thing.

  • @thebassics2478
    @thebassics2478 6 років тому +134

    Top 10 badasses in Skyrim:
    1. Jarl Balgruuf
    2. Jarl Balgruuf
    3. Jarl Balgruuf
    4. Jarl Balgruuf
    5. Jarl Balgruuf
    6. Jarl Balgruuf
    7. Jarl Balgruuf
    8. Jarl Balgruuf
    9. Jarl Balgruuf
    10. Jarl Balgruuf
    (I know the spelling of his name is probably wrong but I couldn't care less.)

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 6 років тому +24

      The Bassics I think you forgot Jarl Balgruuf dude!

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 6 років тому +5

      How is he a badass?

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 років тому +13

      @Bachin Bigney How is he? Has done nothing special or impressive compared to many other characters. Only the battle of whiterun at which he didn't even fight himself but only gave a speech.
      And rest of the time he lazily sits on his throne speaking how busy he is.

    • @enterprisedavidcain
      @enterprisedavidcain 5 років тому +38

      He's ballin'

    • @Bsgrundle
      @Bsgrundle 5 років тому +27

      Jarl Ballin

  • @juneali6
    @juneali6 6 років тому +1

    "That's completely untrue Nazeem, your farm sucks, and it doesn't even have any fruit on it." I died. I just, died. amazing.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 Рік тому

      Come to think of it, there are no apple trees, no carrot plots and no tomato plants to be found anywhere in Skyrim, yet there are barrels and sacks loaded down with them in every city, village and encampment.
      Where are they all coming from?

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 2 роки тому +1

    "Nah, man. I don't feel like beating anyone up. I just want to live peacefully as a nice guy."
    Every NPC ever: *Milk drinker.*

  • @tenebrisignis9048
    @tenebrisignis9048 7 років тому +11

    You can save margret by killing the person that is going to kill her, plus you can still do the quest

    • @brendankasperek7559
      @brendankasperek7559 6 років тому +1

      Delta Meteor and you get a cool necklace

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 6 років тому

      Delta Meteor Yeah, you get to talk to her for evidence too.

    • @warrioroflight6872
      @warrioroflight6872 2 роки тому

      @@brendankasperek7559
      Honestly, I just love the feeling of being thanked for saving her life. It's one of the rare moments in Skyrim where someone feels truly grateful for your heroics.

  • @SaltyBoy25
    @SaltyBoy25 7 років тому +24

    Even the deadric princes are more nice.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 7 років тому +2

      a few are downright pleasent, like meridia and azura.

    • @SaltyBoy25
      @SaltyBoy25 7 років тому +1

      Lord Hircine is not bad either.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi 7 років тому +6

      i'd say sanguine is a nice bloke as well, especially at a bar. XD

    • @SaltyBoy25
      @SaltyBoy25 7 років тому +1

      A night to remember.

    • @Shakala
      @Shakala 7 років тому +3

      Sheogorath isn't too bad.

  • @mectic5149
    @mectic5149 6 років тому +5

    The non-essential jerks are in sovngarde now

    • @lemuuu_senpai3514
      @lemuuu_senpai3514 4 роки тому +2

      mectic nah nah nah. You get a bunch of black soul gems. You send them all to the Soul Cairn

    • @dababyyeayea2283
      @dababyyeayea2283 4 роки тому +2

      There In my black azura star

  • @edwardhelms
    @edwardhelms 6 років тому +2

    This video illustrates one of the biggest problem with skyrim. There's an amazing amount of little details hidden in the game. But they're never presented in an interesting way, they never come to matter, and they're generally ignored in terms of game development

  • @feather8728
    @feather8728 6 років тому +11

    What about the fucking captain in helgen that sent us to the chopping block?

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 6 років тому +3

      She's the reason that TES players who start with Skyrim get a bad impression of the Imperials.

    • @kattsgamingkorner2417
      @kattsgamingkorner2417 6 років тому +1

      Logan Johnson Yea one of my first full playthroughs Id sided with the stormcloaks because the imperials seemed like dicks and they also had the thalmor with them. By the end of it i was convinced that the imperials werent all that bad as they were made out to be because they were trying to keep the thalmor out of skyrim too. I havent really sided with the stormcloaks after that. But most of my games, i dont usually join a side anyways. Those two little misc objectives just sit there cuz i dont wanna deal with it lol

    • @loganjohnson5656
      @loganjohnson5656 6 років тому +1

      MissKris I was basically the same way when I chose a side within the civil war. I was new to The Elder Scrolls, and was under the impression that the Imperials just banned Talos worship. What I didn't know is that they're basically being forced to do this by the Thalmor at blade point. Then I thought that the Imperials were right. But when I heard about Ulfric wanting to fight for Skyrim's freedom, I just decided that it's a conflict that I should remain neutral to. I'll just join the Dawnguard and fight to end Lord Harkon, along with his unholy prophecy.

  • @crabnoiises
    @crabnoiises 6 років тому +13

    I'm pretty sure it's Nocturnal not Nirmina 8:12

  • @genericidiot2500
    @genericidiot2500 5 років тому +4

    Let me guess Nazeem, Braith, Skald, Nazeem, and Nazeem
    Honorable Mentions: *Any Thalmor*

  • @danielk1222
    @danielk1222 5 років тому +1

    There's a mod where Nazeem is hanged in front of Whiteruns gates. My fav skyrim mod of all time

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 7 років тому +15

    Did anyone else play the Markarth quest at high level and pretty much wipe out the local guard? Good times.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 років тому +6

      Also, "The Reach belongs to the Reachmen." *still gets attacked by said Reachmen even when wearing the unique Forsworn Armor*

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +6

      +silverblade357 ya that always irritated. I feel like you should get some kind of pass or something. Especially since the king says you are a forsworn now.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 7 років тому +1

      Yup. Also, not being able to wipe out the obviously corrupt guards is pretty weak. Does this quest still happen even if the Stormcloaks take Markarth?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  7 років тому +2

      +silverblade357 I believe it does still happen. I think it is Thrown silver bloods brother that becomes jarl if the storm cloaks take over so thorn would still have control the of mine.

    • @proximityclockworkx1572
      @proximityclockworkx1572 7 років тому +5

      There's a forsworn camp somewhere where the forsworn are friendly when you side with them. But yes, i remember the fun when i wiped out the entire Markarth city guardsmen, and i had to wait for them to respawn to progress in the quest xD

  • @slowpokegamer4919
    @slowpokegamer4919 7 років тому +13

    8:15
    Naermina-
    You uh... You mean "Nocturnal" there, buddy XD

  • @adamortiz4893
    @adamortiz4893 6 років тому +3

    As a Bethesda programmer, I am always happy to see more and more people appreciating our game and its characters!
    Also, in case you haven't noticed, I am also quite the Team Fortress fan too!

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 років тому

      +SaveTheHoovies! 357 glad to hear it! Honestly I don't know of a game that has a had a greater impact on people than this.

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 6 років тому +2

      Thank you! The game is almost as good as my acting skills......
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 6 років тому

      no lol

  • @MrXemrox
    @MrXemrox 5 років тому +1

    In the unused dialogues, Marvin's unused ones hinted that she lost in a battle and said she'll leave. How can't they keep that... So many unused potential.

  • @isopropyltoxicity
    @isopropyltoxicity 6 років тому +111

    I don't like the empire or the stormcloaks can anybody relate?

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 років тому +28

      +Kameron Waddell I can relate. They are both dumb.

    • @ziedyee
      @ziedyee 6 років тому +67

      I seriously wish there was a third option (the harder one but inevitably the better one) by not siding with either side and TAKING SKYRIM FOR YOURSELF HELL YEAH EVERYONE KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME OR GET FUS RO DAHD INTO THE NEXT BUGGED BETHESDA GAME

    • @charlesf6247
      @charlesf6247 6 років тому +1

      Watch his videos on those to help you understand the sides

    • @striker0
      @striker0 6 років тому +1

      I'm the same way. I kill people on both sides.

    • @wackadack9601
      @wackadack9601 6 років тому

      Same

  • @revan4130
    @revan4130 6 років тому +11

    *Reads title while scrolling through home page* “Man I hope Nazeem is on this lis.... *looks at thumbnail* 😎

  • @zanderghoultwo.4832
    @zanderghoultwo.4832 6 років тому +1

    Jarl Skald is essentially the Pat Robertson of Skyrim.

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 4 роки тому +1

    Me: a thane minding his own business
    Whiterun Guard walks up right behind me: "Disrespect the law and you disrespect me."

  • @landenb.hitchcock8986
    @landenb.hitchcock8986 7 років тому +47

    #1: Chickens

    • @anarmedrat8966
      @anarmedrat8966 6 років тому +2

      EaterOfTacos123 Kill a dragon to save a city and no-one cares. Accidentally hit a chicken and the entire hold goes ballistic.

    • @6popular6hell65
      @6popular6hell65 6 років тому

      *You have commited*
      *crimes against Skyrim*
      *and her people, what*
      *say you in your defence*
      Go to jail
      Pay up your bounty(9999)
      I will rather die than go to jail
      *You killed a chicken*

  • @tyokabina2829
    @tyokabina2829 6 років тому +9

    Some of the others here are worse but: effin Delphine! How dare she bark orders at the dragonborn! And to kill my mentor friend no less. I mean, who swore to serve who here? Cause I dont remember doing that

  • @Nokturnt
    @Nokturnt 5 років тому +4

    Also know as my “To kill list”

  • @anotherzombie8330
    @anotherzombie8330 5 років тому +1

    "5 biggest jerks in Skyrim"
    *Oblivion music*

  • @BawlBag
    @BawlBag 7 років тому +45

    Personally I find Farengar to be the biggest jerk. The guy manages to be utterly condescending with every word. Disgraceful.

    • @carnalsins5486
      @carnalsins5486 6 років тому

      hes amazing!

    • @mhss1992
      @mhss1992 6 років тому +1

      I think he's only condescending at first, but gets better.

    • @VEKTOR_
      @VEKTOR_ 5 років тому

      Yup! He was going to step on his own shock rune!!

  • @tylershep4220
    @tylershep4220 7 років тому +8

    Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
    Says the guy who lives in a fucking bar in the lowest district

    • @aretordedllama5271
      @aretordedllama5271 7 років тому

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.

  • @anubis235
    @anubis235 5 років тому +1

    Every child exept the orphans to them I say may the nine divines bles you

  • @zerosanity3057
    @zerosanity3057 3 роки тому +2

    Well i satisfied with this list, i always use all of their soul to enchant my shoes

  • @iversacington2641
    @iversacington2641 7 років тому +11

    Just started the video.
    This is already inaccurate, Nazeem isn't #1.

  • @sparkslegends7482
    @sparkslegends7482 7 років тому +10

    The skeleton key doesn't belong to Namira it belongs to Nocturnal

  • @hassankhalid4969
    @hassankhalid4969 Рік тому +1

    Rolff doesn't pay up after you beat him in a brawl. Sometimes he tries to run away mid brawl or cheat by pulling out a dagger.
    I tried to go mafia on him and kill him for not paying what he owes, but he turned out to be an essential. That is when I decided the best I could do was bully him. I'd be dropping items in his face, gave him a bowl of salt to wear as a hat, even shouted him into a wall. I've had to pay some fines for it but honestly, it was so worth it lol

  • @juburr9750
    @juburr9750 6 років тому

    "And an even stronger hatred for the Dunmer which is a problem for me because I am a Dunmer." "get out of my face." 😹😹😹 HAHA.