The Biggest Jerks Of Skyrim
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- Опубліковано 17 сер 2024
- With all of the jerks in Skyrim, you may be wondering which ones are the biggest. Well wonder no more! Because this video has the answer.
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All of Balgruff's children
Bellystraw XD
No Balgruufs older son is pretty cool. But yeah his daughter and satanist 8 year old are right young pricks.
Bellystraw no just the Long Haie Guy the others are cool
Bellystraw Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
One boy is cool the other boy is well... and the girl is spoiled
An example of rudeness:
Dragonborn: (Kills Alduin, saves all of tamriel)
Imperial Soliders: Citizen
Guard Dialogue Overhaul: hold my beer
Or Thalmar: "Citizen"
So you, what, fetch the mead?
6:04 good old uncle sanguine
Skyrim am I right?
I killed Nazeem in his sleep.
Nobody seemed to care.
Figures.
@@olivias.9521 you elders always so boring
During one of my playthroughs, he got ripped apart by vampires! Funny as HELL!!!
bruh i killed him and his wife sent mercenaries after me
i chokeslammed him to death in the market and nobody cared either. Mods are great.
I really wish you could befriend Nazeem!
*SO YOU CAN OFFER HIS BLOOD TO THE EBONY BLADE AND FEED ON HIS FEELING OF BETRAYAL*
yeah. makes sense
sacrifice him for boethiah's calling
@@randomperson5655 y e s
Red Dragon Does Stuff soul trap him and use put his soul in a pair of boots then yet them in the ocean
I hope a mod exists for this
Anytime people are a jerk to me in Skyrim they become an item in my home. If they can be killed I cast fury on them, then soul trap, then kill them and use the soul that went into the black star to put into an item I loot from them. I then name the item after them and display it. I have Nazzem in My house proudly on display
57reaver holy shit that's so dark. I'm totally going to do this now. Thanks!
Time to pay a visit to nazeem
If you want to kill an essential character you can use the wabberjack on them, turn them into anything and boom. Just a tip ;)
thought wabbajack didn't work on some characters, like daedric lords
Matthew Weyer Doesn't it? I haven't tried it on too many characters so that's something I've learnt today!
"Good to see you again friend. Get out of my face."
Top 10 anime frenemy
+Jay K. Haha
Jay K. Top 10 Anime Betrayals
This is literally how I am with my friends though, whoops lol
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
"the purpose of the Blades is to serve the Dragonborn"
*proceed to constantly order the Dragonborn around*
And then disown him when he spares 1 dragon out of a hundred
arngeir's got it spot on. "they may claim to serve the dragonborn but they don't and never have"
@@JaxontheOkay I think oblivion blades would actually be willing to genuinely serve me, the dragonborn, maybe ask favors, but not demand crap
You are simply jealous of my achievements.
Oh god! no god please no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don’t.
@@nazeem7590 As the thane of whiterun i will ask you just once to stop with this the cloud district stuff or I will call odahvin to grab you and take you to the clouds and then drop you
You better wear knee protection.... *Draws Dragonbone bow*
@@nazeem7590 I'm getting very close to murdering him and the jarl of whiteruns kids. I'm a lone wolf and I only affiliate with people who I mutually benifit from. I'm only a few hundred hours in and their cheek is driving me crazy. I only go in there to rinse the wizard and rest of the merchants.
A dragon went to whiterun and it killed nazeem, now I thank that dragon.
What a beautiful dragon
I honestly hoped for Maven to be listed here, she's the worst of the worst.
MikeO7977 If you do the Thalmor embassy infiltration mission, you'll get a discussion between Maven Blackbriar and The Jarl of Morthal discussing about the mistreatment of the dark eleves in Windhelm and how she's disgusted by it.
she's a very shady business woman, but i would not put her as one of the top 5 jerks. if you stay out of her way, you'll have no problems with her. most the people on this list go out of their way to ruin you and others.
MikeO7977 there's a mod to kill her... ;)
Thomas Jenkins Glad i get to beat the shit out of her by using a Mod called Open Civil War which restores all battles for each holds, And then later Kill her with Console commands.
She always ALWAYS insults you please, she's like the most evil creature in all of Aurbis.
Even Molag Bal is terrified of her.
I have 6 houses
I'm a thane of two major towns
And I have three loyal fighters
Fighting beside me
Nazeem has 2 cabbages
But do you get to the cloud district often?
Goerge Bobicles I died when I read that 😭💀😂😂🤣🤣
@PaperbackPQ you can't unless you get mod
@PaperbackPQ
You can if you have 1 humanoid follower and the other one is a pet (dog, armored troll, riekling, dwarven robot) and also a 3rd one if the follower is part of a certain quest (you can also exploit some bugs)
That's all you've got?
I am thane of 9 holds
I have 9 houses
I am the Harbinger of the Companions, the Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, the Master of the Thieves Guild, member of House Telvanni, a Stormblade of the Stormcloak Army
I have one immortal follower, who can destroy all of my enemies
I've killed Alduin
I've put an end to Miraak and his cult
I've destroyed Harkon and his clan.
Of course I just teasing you, I hate this Nazeem-jerk too.
Dragonborn: *standing with a dragon skeleton behind them after eating its soul*
Random Nord: "What's a milk-drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!"
The only milk I drink is from YOUR mother hahahahaha bandit: what you son of a..... me: chops head off. There much better now.
Delphine patronized the player at every opportunity
Actually, on my first playthrough of skyrim, I wanted to marry that woman. Such a rare dominant and strong female character. Or maybe I am a mazochist
If you think strong females are rare you need strong glasses.
Everyone in this game does that but the Dragon Born is dumb. So you never can say f off or even realize it.
“Muh kill the only nice dragon in Skyrim or we won’t be friends with you anymore”
@@curranmckenzie9574 It doesn't even make any sense. The Blades are primarily spys. They support the dragon born. Skyrim says fuck that. Instead opting to make the dragon born i.e. the player their bitch. That craps on the lore and in gameplay it sucks. So Bethesda's excuse of creating the story around the gameplay doesn't work to justify that.
Sometimes I only play Skyrim to kill Nazeem in the most creative ways
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
Parth I hear that and my blood boils
Parth I'll have you know that there's no Pussssiieeeeee
I think we've all been there. I harvested him into a black soul gem and put it in a boiling pot in my house.
He one tried to kill me with a steel dagger... I was in full Dragon bone
I sent Nazeem to the “cloud” district
Aka dead XD
I got the Imperials and Stormcloaks to agree to a temporary truce, mediated by the Grey Beards, who hadn't interacted with skyrim directly in centuries. I even got the Blades and the Thalmor to hold off killing each other for a bit.
I went and found an Elder Scroll and used it to see through time, to learn a Shout no one had heard in more than 3000 years.
I used Whiterun's place to capture a dragon, which I then rode to a hidden Dragon CUlt Temple, and soon after, into a protal to Sovngarde. The place most people have to die before they can even hope to see it.
While there, I defeated Alduin, who could've destroyed the entire world. The last time Alduin threatened people, the only way to win was to create a rift in time and force him into it. Alduin is nearly a god, and it wasnt easy, but I finally defeated him.
After reluctantly leaving the strikingly beautiful Sovngarde, I took a trip back to Whiterun, to tell my good friend Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, the man who helped me capture a dragon using his palace, that the threat is finally over.
"Fancy robes. You a wizard or something?"
then this guy calls you citizen
"Do you get to the cloud district often?"
In my opinion:
5. Olfrid Battle-Born
4. Mercer Frey
3. Helgen Imperial Officer
2. Nazeem
1. Ancano
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
MrKoolAidMan yeah I hate all thalmor and definitely that helgen bitch
Not sure about Ancano. I mean, sure he's evil, but he's also the only one in the Thalmor who seems to know what tact is. Maybe put Ondolemar there instead.
You mean Legate Rikke?
I just want to know how distantly Mercer Frey of Tamriel, and Walter Frey of Westeros are related?
It must have been one HECK of a chore to choose ONLY FIVE of Skyrim's biggest scumbags. I must salute you Cantina!
+WarriorofLight I can attest that it was not an easy task deciding who should make it.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
But Blueberry IceCream Man, the Imperial General doesn't even know who you are and how you got in that wagon at the start of the game and she sends you to chopping block for her own amusement!
Where was Ancano, my dude?
Iwhampha All Thalmor are assholes
Don't forget Ondolamar
@@creativename7230 Ondolemar's not so bad. I actually got him to like me enough to leave his inheritance to me after he took a swan dive off the steps of Understone Keep.
@@quickrundown3859 He's still a prick to everyone else.
A power-hungry jackass isn't the worst of them, believe it or not
I use to get to the cloud district very often but one day when I was lollygagging, someone stole my sweet roll and then I took an arrow to the knee.
quad combo!
Sounds like you used to be an adventure like me
To be honest most inhabitants of skyrim deserve death for disrespecting the dovahkiin
Hell yeah they do
Hell yeah they do.
the ones who do. many dont
tell me about it, even the bandits talk like you aren't shit even when you're slaughtering them. this is why I went on a campaign to kill everyone
I swear...Especially the kids. I know it's only possible in mods, but if they were killable in the vanilla game I'd kill EVERY CHILD...Except Lars Battle-Born. He's a good boi.
When I first played Skyrim, I honestly didn't see Mercer's betrayal coming. Given his supposed sad past about how much he respected Gallus, I had thought that him being a dick was merely the result of trying his damnedest to hold the Guild together for his old friend and that he was actually a truly troubled man.
I had expected to get to know Mercer throughout the questline, and perhaps get him to become a better leader for the guild, help him get his groove back, move on and truly honor Gallus' memory. I was ready for a touching story of redemption.
I was looking forward to helping bring this poor man back from the brink.
*Then he stabbed me.*
Same I was so confused as to why he would even betray me
"I'll be sure to give Brynjolf your regards."
"I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, IT WAS GOING TO BE SUPER TOUCHING AND EVERYTHING"
dude spoiler alert tleast
Which is why you pick pocket his weapons so he goes into snowveil sanctum unarmed or just give him a wooden sword and watch the dragur pummel the bejesus out of him
@@onepunchanime7050 Dude the game is how old at this point?
I'm sorry but did you actually just call Nocturnal "Nirmina" ???
KagenNoTsuki I was looking for this comment
Nirmina is Nocturnal confirmed
@@thearchmagiste Nirmina is the dadric prine of cannibalism but nocturnal is the lady of shadows.
@@creativename7230 Yeah I know, it was a joke
@@thearchmagisteDamn it
Fun fact about Mercer: He will tell you to be silent and not touch the bones, but he will constantly draw attention during the mission. Breh.
Yeah, he is probably trying to get you killed
Although I ain't gonna lie, he does have quite a bit of skill when it comes to sword fighting. He also knows a lot about opening doors for some reason.
Yeah, but I guess It's just the IA in this game is hella stupid, I don't it's intentional
Always make a point to do theives guild first, before any main story quest, just so you can kill him and play your game safe in the knowledge you need to interact with him ever again in the play through after that.
Straight from escaping the dragon attack to Riften, don't stop for anything.
Here's my hit lis- I MEAN list of jerks.
1. Astrid
2. Thonar Silver-Blood
3. Rolff
4. Nazeem
5. *Thalmor name here*
+RedKoolaid Gaming haha, I'll agree with that.
Astrid the intruder been >:(((((((
How dare you insult the Leader of the Dark Brotherhood
How dare you insult the thalmor
Astrid is cool and one of the few genuinely interestingly written characters in the game.
5 - Nazeem
4 - Nazeem
3 - Nazeem
2 - Nazeem
1 - Nazeem
Honourable mention goes to Nazeem
Dishonorable
10000000000000000000000000-
Nazeem
1000000000000000000000000000000000672- Nazeem
10000000000000000000000000000000000000- Mercer frey
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?
Nice but I would say that bandit who betrays you is the biggest Jerk Telrav's Request
Delphin actually
Fun fact, the phrase "Honor Among Thieves" actually comes from Lawrence of Arabia, with the line "There is more honor among thieves than politicians"
Here's mine:
1. Thalmor
2. Aldmeri Dominion
3. The Altmer Government
4. The Valenwood-Summerset Empire
5. That government from the High Elves
Christian Templar smart joke
This guy get's it
kimmo no wonder he’s a snarky little bastard!
*Valenwood-Elsweyr-Summerset Empire
Don't forget about the Khajiit
This guy gets It, FUCK ELVES
Where is Braith???
Bearded Bread lol XD
Good question ! Rollf should own number 1, Nazeem should be number 2, but Braith needs spot number 3 at least. Braith NEEDS to be on this list ! I hate this little bitch.
Please. She’s just a thirsty tomboy that wants the D
She also is mean to Battle-Born because she has a crush on him lol
braith is a fucking piece of shit.. if skyrim was real I would of fucking punched her
8:14 *Naermina*
*INDEED*
He meant to say nocturnal, naermina's Quest is the one where you get that ring which allows you to become a cannibal.
He combined Nocturnal with Vaermina D: Naermina: the daedric prince of really lucky bad luck
+PawFreak hahahahaha. I am such and idiot. That's what I get for writing the script at 11 at night and then not stopping to double checck it.
+Swagyolololmlg420 haha yep. Probably should have stopped and thought about what I was doing.
Here is my list
5: the whole of markarth
4: nazeem
3: nazeem
2: nazeem
1: maven black briar
I always kill nazeem after becoming thane and using the "unhand me at once" option to get away with it. xD
Delphine? Think about it, she wants you to kil Mario i mean Paarthurnax and if you dont, she banishes you from the blades... you ended the civil war, you defeated the bringer of death and your the dragonborn, so without you, they never would have gotten in
dude paarthurnax is legit so nice like delphine is a jerk for having us kill the most amazing dragon ever
Klavair89 there is a mod that gives the Option to let paaruntax vor however hes called to live and the Blades dont kick you out oft there Club sry for Bad english im german
The Dragonborn das ist gut english, ich sprekens duetch nicht so gut
Klavair89 thanks your german is mit good enought for someone who wants to live here but i undersand what you want to say keep learning
The Dragonborn i just know the basics like gutten tag (bad spelling) wie gaights (lol i cant spell the words)
You forgot about BRAITH
oh right but she only bullie's the little boy cause she has a crush on him
Christy Bennett true
Yeah, but her parents neglect her.
BoYs, DoGs, ElDeRs, ThErE's NoBoDy I wOn'T fIgHt!
Troy Gaming8 Nelskir
:Rolf *dies*
Argonian suddenly sits on his dead body
Who is this Argonian anyway? I've never seen her in Windhelm
There's also that random Nord who you find in the wilderness who insults you by calling you a milk drinker and telling you to go home to your mother.
Never get tired of ending that one.
Where the hell is Maven Black Briar?
Oliver Nutkins-Middleton i know right
She pays good tho :^)
@@onemoregodrejected9369 yea but still she is such a bitch
this guy is with the Imperial, so he did with Skald the Elder instead
She’s not a jerk. She’s beyond that. Maven is a realm of her own.
Where is Delphine?
Vikerndalf At the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood.
cold glass of coke zero No, I think you’re mistaken. She’s actually in the Sleeping Giant Inn in Riverwood. I’ve never heard of that location. Is it in one of the DLC’s?
@cold glass of coke zero r/woooosh
@@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 You're right
Exactly
Nazeem fell from the top of the stairs by dragons reach, right after someone said fus ro da. Very suspicious.
1.Imperial Officer at the the beginning (always follow the stormcloak so i can kill her)
2. The brother of the the owner of Falkreach's general goods.
3.Rolff
4.Maven Blackbriar
Every stormcloak play through if ralof kills her first I will literally go back in saves to make sure I get the final blow
Even as an Imperial I always side up with Ralof just because I can sell the imperial armors for a good price at the beginning lmao
Best underrated channel
+DrivableMouse thanks man!
Ya just found ya with this and 5 things Oblivion did better then Skyrim. But I gotta say, no Maven Black-Briar for the thieves guild jerk?, oh nevermind somebody already put that up in the comments here...
The Cantina "Dragons have nothing to do with Talos" he was dragonborn...
First off Tiber Septim was the dragonborn in life but became a god Talos after death and the dragonborn is a fragment of Akatosh who is the father of all dragons which means he is the one affiliated with dragons not Talos.
Second off did anyone notice he said Neirmina instead of Nocturnal
Yes, completely agree. I was surprised with the number of subs this guy had because hes great!
I'm surprised not a single child is listed here. I mean, Nelkir has issues and does start treating you better after completing the Whispering Door, but almost every other child insults you the moment it sees you.
"I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough."
Kid, I'm wearing armor made from the remains of DRAGONS. So if you don't have anything nice to say, shut up.
UltimateSpinDash just kill their parents 😂😂😂
I know right!!!
UltimateSpinDash, Nelkir is a jerk because he was corrupted by a deadra demon who lives in the Whispering Door in the basement of Dragon Reach. If you have not played the whispering door mission - you should ;)
Melly Pennie I would, buuuuut.......I kinda like my friends and family.
They only do that because they know they can't be killed.... Little bastards lol
Sacrificed Nazeem to Boethiah by using "make follower" spell from Amazing follower tweaks. Yes.
2:43 “despite dragons having nothing to do with Talos”
Well the amulet of kings contained the blood of the gods, a gift from Akatosh himself which happens to be a dragon (one of the avatars of Akatosh)
i've played so much fallout 4... that I can't hear mercer's voice without visualizing Nick. Good thing Nick is the exact opposite of Mercer-
Maven Black-Briar?
FaZe Booce hey booceter you just bunging the booce
100th like
"The prince nearmina"
Nocturnal.
I thought I was the only one that noticie it
Number 1: *The kids at DragonsReach.*
Thor's Hammer ‘remember I like my meat, rare’ lol what a snobbish child
What about that one that wants a sword he seems alright
@@Dragonborn-md5ci
Yeah, that one's ok
At least he doesnt directly insult us or order us around
the biggest jerk is those who send an assassin after me. why so many people want to kill me, i am just a poor argonian thief.
Perhaps they just want to give you a loot after some skill improving through fighting.
+Aniken Skywalker so how do i explain it to the night mother, like "i dont know mom, well.....umm, shit happen" LOL
A'J
Leave that to Cicero.
He knows all the tenents of dark brotherhood.
He can explain that shit.
WHAT ABOUT THE DUDE WHO SCREAMS ABOUT TALOS DAY AND NIGHT?! I mean I'm all talos and stuff, his blessings are pretty cool, but I can hear him from the bridge of dragonsreach. Idk I just really hate that guy.
+Laurel McFarland he is definitely annoying but he isn't a jerk. I personally always kill him though because there's no way I am listening to him ever time i go to whiterun.
I had been gone from whiterun for a long time in my profile. When I came back, I found out he was dead.
Laurel McFarland Aahhahahahaha i killed that guy when i became a werewolf in whiterun the first time....well actually i killed him, and nazeem
True point.
Laurel McFarland he's not really a jerk he's just annoying
When you see Nazeem and think that in the Cloud district there's no...
"I should bash your face in after all you've done."
* *quicksave* *
maven black-briar and those high-elf women in solitude
Stars.seeker6 Not really. I enjoy slashing trolls to death with my Nazeem.
Am I the only one finding humour that after he killed Stone-Fist an Argonian sits on his body?
+MagentaCrystal59 haha I'm glad somebody spotted that!
Dragonborn: Do you get to the clouds often?
Nazeem: What?
Dragonborn: Fus Roh Dah!
*[Everyone Admires You]*
6:57 When your sibling walks into your room.
"The epitomy of delusional self-importance"
Has this guy seriously never heard of Ulfric Stormcloak?
Sir, Ulfric is not delusional.
Even if we find documents stating he might be Thalmor puppet potentially. And even if he don't care for other than Nords. He's not a liar at heart. He does what he believes is right and people follow him.
This is shown as he earns his place at Soverngarde
he succesfully throws all of skyrim into a civil war and gathers about half of skyrim to his support.... for better or for worse, he is absolutely important. Nothing delusional about it.
@@erenYeager4eva
Yes, that's all true, but still, for him, there are only two kinds of people in the world:
Nords, and the folk beneath them.
The Thieves Guild only recognises you as Guild Master after you do the "hidden" quests and go through the ceremony.
For those who haven't done that, just keep doing quests for Vex and Delvin until you get a specific task from Delvin for Markath, Whiterun, Windhelm, and Solitude.
THEN you become the Guild Master, and the extra perks it comes with.
And Vekel still calls you Brynjolf's new protege.
Tom G He still calls you new protege but yeah, I never figured that out till two years ago when I googled it, having finished the rest of the storyline two years before that!
Also, you get the special quest after 5 missions from said hold.
Rolff must have had a REAL problem with the Ebonheart Pact.
"Do you gt to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't!"
This is the #1 Jerk in Skyrim.
I don't think Nazeem knows what a district is 😂
Never trust a Frey!!
Number one: Alduin
Alduin one day decided to destroy the world and bring back dragons. Not cool, man.
But without him, you would have died, not only did he barge in right before you were about to be executed, he gave you the time of your life. Thanks to him bringing back dragons, another dragonborn was needed and you happened to be said person. Everyone (at least should) hear the name "dragonborn" and shiver in fear over the power the title brings. You would just be a regular person (if you managed to survive helgen through other ways) maybe even a wanted criminal
Zied Yee You'd still be dragonborn without Alduin, you just wouldn't know it.
@alvi syahri they did way back but not anymore
@alvi syahri not anymore
Legit saved your life at the beginning.
Also not cool? Thanks to him you have dragons you can murder to unlock shouts.
Y'all should have heard me when I saw Mercer was #1 I screamed "YES! YESSSSSS!" 😂😂
The reason Nazeem sleeps in the Drunken Huntsmen is because his Manor was cut. There was even supposed to be a faction and questline associated with it. If you kill him and loot his corpse you can see he still has the key.
4:42 The so called "Lifts-Her-Tail" ;)
8:15 Its Nocturnal friend.
+MikeO7977 haha ya I that's what I get for not double checking before I write something down.
What about Grelod the kind
Jakob ten Weges she’s killed so its fine
Murdering an old lady for being an a hole is actually pretty insane. Which is why the mission is called Innocence lost. YOUR innocence.
Fortune Maker she wasn’t “just an asshole”, she actively abused children
@@last7509 I'm pretty sure the innocence refers to the little boy that _hired_ a random adventurer to murder that old lady for being an a-hole.
@@Bauglir100 of course you do. that is the intention. the slow witted never see the double meaning.
Yeah that Silver Blood guy. After I killed the bandits, and got the Silver Blood ring. I went back to the mine and ruins to get treasures and one of the Dwemer machines followed me outside and attacked Silver Blood. Didn't do anything and Lydia didn't either. The guards tried to save him but he died. That's what he gets. His house is mine.
6:28 I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple occasions of the guards trying to arrest me in that quest line, and responding by curb stomping the entire Markarth city guard. I really dislike the “essential NPCs” thing...really restricts the options to bring address systemic corruption
Naermina... Nocturnal + Vaermina... IShipItLolDoYou
that's...kinda hot.
Yes Nocturnal! Even the game comments on how rude she is to you!
How about NoVa, I definitely ship that.
The Third Nightingale no... no... ALSO WHY DOES THIS COMMENT SECTION FORGET ABOUT NAMIRA
BlueReptile Productions I was thinking the same thing.
Top 10 badasses in Skyrim:
1. Jarl Balgruuf
2. Jarl Balgruuf
3. Jarl Balgruuf
4. Jarl Balgruuf
5. Jarl Balgruuf
6. Jarl Balgruuf
7. Jarl Balgruuf
8. Jarl Balgruuf
9. Jarl Balgruuf
10. Jarl Balgruuf
(I know the spelling of his name is probably wrong but I couldn't care less.)
The Bassics I think you forgot Jarl Balgruuf dude!
How is he a badass?
@Bachin Bigney How is he? Has done nothing special or impressive compared to many other characters. Only the battle of whiterun at which he didn't even fight himself but only gave a speech.
And rest of the time he lazily sits on his throne speaking how busy he is.
He's ballin'
Jarl Ballin
"That's completely untrue Nazeem, your farm sucks, and it doesn't even have any fruit on it." I died. I just, died. amazing.
Come to think of it, there are no apple trees, no carrot plots and no tomato plants to be found anywhere in Skyrim, yet there are barrels and sacks loaded down with them in every city, village and encampment.
Where are they all coming from?
"Nah, man. I don't feel like beating anyone up. I just want to live peacefully as a nice guy."
Every NPC ever: *Milk drinker.*
You can save margret by killing the person that is going to kill her, plus you can still do the quest
Delta Meteor and you get a cool necklace
Delta Meteor Yeah, you get to talk to her for evidence too.
@@brendankasperek7559
Honestly, I just love the feeling of being thanked for saving her life. It's one of the rare moments in Skyrim where someone feels truly grateful for your heroics.
Even the deadric princes are more nice.
a few are downright pleasent, like meridia and azura.
Lord Hircine is not bad either.
i'd say sanguine is a nice bloke as well, especially at a bar. XD
A night to remember.
Sheogorath isn't too bad.
The non-essential jerks are in sovngarde now
mectic nah nah nah. You get a bunch of black soul gems. You send them all to the Soul Cairn
There In my black azura star
This video illustrates one of the biggest problem with skyrim. There's an amazing amount of little details hidden in the game. But they're never presented in an interesting way, they never come to matter, and they're generally ignored in terms of game development
What about the fucking captain in helgen that sent us to the chopping block?
She's the reason that TES players who start with Skyrim get a bad impression of the Imperials.
Logan Johnson Yea one of my first full playthroughs Id sided with the stormcloaks because the imperials seemed like dicks and they also had the thalmor with them. By the end of it i was convinced that the imperials werent all that bad as they were made out to be because they were trying to keep the thalmor out of skyrim too. I havent really sided with the stormcloaks after that. But most of my games, i dont usually join a side anyways. Those two little misc objectives just sit there cuz i dont wanna deal with it lol
MissKris I was basically the same way when I chose a side within the civil war. I was new to The Elder Scrolls, and was under the impression that the Imperials just banned Talos worship. What I didn't know is that they're basically being forced to do this by the Thalmor at blade point. Then I thought that the Imperials were right. But when I heard about Ulfric wanting to fight for Skyrim's freedom, I just decided that it's a conflict that I should remain neutral to. I'll just join the Dawnguard and fight to end Lord Harkon, along with his unholy prophecy.
I'm pretty sure it's Nocturnal not Nirmina 8:12
Let me guess Nazeem, Braith, Skald, Nazeem, and Nazeem
Honorable Mentions: *Any Thalmor*
There's a mod where Nazeem is hanged in front of Whiteruns gates. My fav skyrim mod of all time
Did anyone else play the Markarth quest at high level and pretty much wipe out the local guard? Good times.
Also, "The Reach belongs to the Reachmen." *still gets attacked by said Reachmen even when wearing the unique Forsworn Armor*
+silverblade357 ya that always irritated. I feel like you should get some kind of pass or something. Especially since the king says you are a forsworn now.
Yup. Also, not being able to wipe out the obviously corrupt guards is pretty weak. Does this quest still happen even if the Stormcloaks take Markarth?
+silverblade357 I believe it does still happen. I think it is Thrown silver bloods brother that becomes jarl if the storm cloaks take over so thorn would still have control the of mine.
There's a forsworn camp somewhere where the forsworn are friendly when you side with them. But yes, i remember the fun when i wiped out the entire Markarth city guardsmen, and i had to wait for them to respawn to progress in the quest xD
8:15
Naermina-
You uh... You mean "Nocturnal" there, buddy XD
+Slowpoke Gamer woops.
+Slowpoke Gamer haha yep.
The Cantina Nocturnal will forever be called Naermina when I play. It has been decided
As a Bethesda programmer, I am always happy to see more and more people appreciating our game and its characters!
Also, in case you haven't noticed, I am also quite the Team Fortress fan too!
+SaveTheHoovies! 357 glad to hear it! Honestly I don't know of a game that has a had a greater impact on people than this.
Thank you! The game is almost as good as my acting skills......
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no lol
In the unused dialogues, Marvin's unused ones hinted that she lost in a battle and said she'll leave. How can't they keep that... So many unused potential.
I don't like the empire or the stormcloaks can anybody relate?
+Kameron Waddell I can relate. They are both dumb.
I seriously wish there was a third option (the harder one but inevitably the better one) by not siding with either side and TAKING SKYRIM FOR YOURSELF HELL YEAH EVERYONE KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME OR GET FUS RO DAHD INTO THE NEXT BUGGED BETHESDA GAME
Watch his videos on those to help you understand the sides
I'm the same way. I kill people on both sides.
Same
*Reads title while scrolling through home page* “Man I hope Nazeem is on this lis.... *looks at thumbnail* 😎
Jarl Skald is essentially the Pat Robertson of Skyrim.
Me: a thane minding his own business
Whiterun Guard walks up right behind me: "Disrespect the law and you disrespect me."
#1: Chickens
EaterOfTacos123 Kill a dragon to save a city and no-one cares. Accidentally hit a chicken and the entire hold goes ballistic.
*You have commited*
*crimes against Skyrim*
*and her people, what*
*say you in your defence*
Go to jail
Pay up your bounty(9999)
I will rather die than go to jail
*You killed a chicken*
Some of the others here are worse but: effin Delphine! How dare she bark orders at the dragonborn! And to kill my mentor friend no less. I mean, who swore to serve who here? Cause I dont remember doing that
Also know as my “To kill list”
"5 biggest jerks in Skyrim"
*Oblivion music*
Personally I find Farengar to be the biggest jerk. The guy manages to be utterly condescending with every word. Disgraceful.
hes amazing!
I think he's only condescending at first, but gets better.
Yup! He was going to step on his own shock rune!!
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
Says the guy who lives in a fucking bar in the lowest district
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am i saying - of course you don't.
Every child exept the orphans to them I say may the nine divines bles you
Well i satisfied with this list, i always use all of their soul to enchant my shoes
Just started the video.
This is already inaccurate, Nazeem isn't #1.
The skeleton key doesn't belong to Namira it belongs to Nocturnal
Rolff doesn't pay up after you beat him in a brawl. Sometimes he tries to run away mid brawl or cheat by pulling out a dagger.
I tried to go mafia on him and kill him for not paying what he owes, but he turned out to be an essential. That is when I decided the best I could do was bully him. I'd be dropping items in his face, gave him a bowl of salt to wear as a hat, even shouted him into a wall. I've had to pay some fines for it but honestly, it was so worth it lol
"And an even stronger hatred for the Dunmer which is a problem for me because I am a Dunmer." "get out of my face." 😹😹😹 HAHA.