"When I realize that a woman isn't into me, I walk away and leave her alone." I like the implication that this is some secret alpha male dating strategy and not just basic courtesy and ability to interpret social cues.
Sadly, having seen some of the shit pick-up artists and the like spew out, "leave a woman alone if she isn't interested" seems to be pretty revolutionary.
@@1ndiasmusic right a lot of them approach women like they're trying to sell something and they're taught to 'overcome objections' basically 'don't take no for an answer'. while he's doing it in a misogynistic roundabout way... the message of 'leave women alone if they're not interested in you' is actually based 🥲
I was considering the possibility that he's in deep cover presenting this as an alpha male thing so some portion of cretins will accidentally get good advice. Better than the alternative... filth... in this category of videos/tutorials.
As a strong, trailblazing, masculine alpha man, I'm glad to have men like this in my life to tell me how to manage my diet, hygeine, fashion, behavior, and demeanor. I'm just happy to finally take back control of my life and become a confident leader, under the constant guidance of these other men.
i tried some of the first tips once at a party and everyone gave me weird side eyes it was great knowing all the betas in the room finally knew who the real alpha was
I find it absolutely hilarious that these guys devoted this much time and effort into trying to figure out how to be desirable to women and have sex with them and the best they came up with was basically "imitate action movie stars".
@@Boy_Boy yes! There's absolutely no deconstruction of traditional masculinity or criticism of empire and the way it controls and harms bodies. The way bond's relationships are dysfunctional and fractured aren't all suggestive that Jamey boy needs to change! No, it's about how badass he is! And seggsy!!!!!
I saw a short that said alphas "move like predators" and I just imagined a man seeing a group of women in public and immediately jumping in a bush to hide and identify which woman is the least capable of running away.
"When I realize that a woman isn't into me, I walk away and leave her alone." actual good advice because sadly so many guys dont have that attitude and keep talking to you when youre trying to make it obvious that you just want them to leave. Guys who come up to me, give me a compliment, are polite and then leave when Im not interested are like the best case scenarios.
I never knew those types of behaviors were becoming a meme like in the video (I knew about the virgin vs Chad meme) but all these cringe alphas are making me ashamed of how I walk and move now, kek. I walk with a bit of a shoulder swing, and with my head facing forward, but these people are making it seem cringe and like I watch these videos.
this reminds me of when I started thinking I might be trans and watched videos of insignificant stuff like posture, how to position your feet when you walk, how to sit, etc. just to "pass", and these people are basically doing the same, it's basically tryhard manliness which makes them seem very insecure
Literally gender affirming care for cis men. I mean theres nothing wrong with walking a certain way if it makes you feel more in line with your gender I guess. But the way they larp as though it's literally the baseline of being a man is is utterly hilarious because it shows how shallow their own self impression is. I think the cure is hobbies. These men need hobbies.
yk i really don't like the term 'cis' it just seems like its denormalising something that was once normal and if this world is now all about inclusiveness why are we putting a label on a certain group or is that ok because theyre straight? why can't we just be people?
just realised that people wanting to "be an alpha male" is identical to wanting to "be a cool kid" in primary school or smth, except that the children involved are 16-30 years old instead of 6-12. both desire attention and to be seen as "superior" and "above others" socially.
Dude with douchy mustache and no jawline gives out tips on how to become an alpha male to the guys that flew to North Korea just to get a haircut. These guys are so alpha one of them can weild metal together with his bare hands and no wielding machine, and the other one infiltrated an arms dealers conference just by walking confidently.
Seeing the second "alpha" cope SO hard after being rejected by a woman made me cringe so hard that I pulled a muscle on my neck... another banger of a video boys
The guy is on so much copium he might aswell be on acid with his hallucinations But in all seriousness I'm betting that the videos are actually more for himself because making the videos is his way of regaining his self confidence Kinda sad and usually I would say you do you but since it's just going to make the issue of his mindset worse and in the process continue to harass women well let's just hope he finds help soon
The entire point of Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders is his life is miserable and he hates everything. He seriously considers su*c*de on multiple occasions. He gets people he cares about killed by being an aggressive businessman. Like I get it, hes cool af, but they make it clear you dont want to be him
These dudes would be harassed and made fun of endlessly on a construction job. You know what’s Alpha? Supporting a family, respecting your loved ones and others around you, showing people that you care for one another. Standing up for what’s right, doing the right thing…..
If you notice someone making a phone call, its because they are doing it in an inappropriate place. Nobody even pays attention to normal people on the phone
Unironically if you've done phone interviews it can really be helpful to act just like it is an in person interview. As much as your manner follows your mind, your mind follows manner as well.
I’m an alpha male who speed runs women and it only took me 5 years to find out my wife wasn’t interested in me….It’s ok though I kept alpha chin posture through the divorce and loosing my child so I look alpha but not arrogant! Good tips BoyBoy stay alpha
This is now one of my favourite channels on youtube. Great content guys! It's a slim line between stating serious discrepancies in the world and being fucking hilarious, but you guys manage just fine. I'm hoping for many more videos! =)
@@phonotical what? The only other alternative? Women can only have kids at either 12 or 35 now? What was going through your head when you wrote that comment? I'm actually interested. You know you can literally be an uncle at any age right?
Why do these alpha men hold up Fight Club as the epitome of manliness? The author has stated that it's his critique of masculinity and an allegory for how he came to terms with his sexuality. Oh and it's also heavily critical of capitalism
It's one issue a lot of conservatism and hyper-masculinity has issues with (it's not these groups but we can see is easily). They take something that is critiquing them and applies it as proof to their ideology. This can be seen in comedy. Comedy is a very liberal thing; its why many conservative satire or comedians don't do so very well outside of their own demographic. Its not funny to people. Comedy is subjective true; but if your a racist(not saying conservatives are racist) and you make racist jokes most likely only people who agree with you will laugh. The goal of a comedian is to make most people laugh so they can poke fun at things but do it in a non-offensive way that doesn't make someone or a group of people the butt of the joke. Poking fun is fine. Its the same thing with various internet things. At one point many groups were satirical such as flat earthers, or conspiracy groups; poking fun at the real ones. Over time people who believe it take it over as those were satiracal start to leave but the believers stay. Long enough anything satirical becomes unsatirical. Another thing I noticed is that many people no longer use feminazi's to describe the radical feminists. This might because of the rising nazi groups and fascism.
@@Boy_Boy The masculine urge to misinterpret the message of the movie and the author's original intention and start beating yourself up in a parking lot
It's literally their MO. They put characters from fight club and american psycho (a critique of masculinity and a comedy about how stupid capitalism is respectively) on a pedestal. Sure enough, they become a living version of the satire that they try to imitate.
Clearly these men were misinformed; the real proper male rank is the Triple Zeta Omicron male. Alpha male status only gives +3 STR (out of meta) where as Quintuple Delta Sigma males get +4 DEX and +3 END. Clearly a superior choice
You guys are extremely funny and i love your videos. You should make them more often! (although i get you have other stuff consuming your time that pulls more revenue). Big cheers and sve najbolje momci!
Jesus, that one shouty guy is so dedicated to being an alpha that he even makes you feel like he’s invading your personal space in the format of his video.
We Need More Videos!!! This is the only channel on UA-cam that I check frequently to see if they have uploaded a video, I'm subscribed, and would most likely be alerted, but sometimes UA-cam forgot to alert people. so I check just in case. Also I've been with loads of women in person, im a alpha, like you guys.
As a gay man who loves men so much I keep homoerotic pinup art as my phone background... These men are somehow more obsessed with men than me. I can't help but wonder how much their lives would change if they'd just bottom once.
The guy who goes around seemingly trying to pick up completely random women and abandoning them as soon as they show complete disinterest? He'd probably LOVE cruising.
I used to film and edit videos for a fairly popular UA-cam “alpha male.” Worst period of my life. Absolutely soul crushing. Thanks for the catharsis comrades.
@@Robinhartz not much to tell. I responded to a Craigslist’s ad looking for a videographer and video editor for what I thought was a fitness channel. Turns out it was mostly just alpha male, anti woman nonsense disguised as a fitness channel. He was a nice enough guy personally. He treated me alright(probably because I’m a man) and paid fair. But he was a raging misogynist who viewed woman as objects of desire and nothing else. He would refuse to date women who had jobs. He’d only date people who would be completely dependent on him. That’s about all there is to say about it
I've been binging watching your content, thank you :) our year end party is cancelled so yeah I feel a little let down for moment, Im happy that I found your content at dec. 31, 11pm before the year ends.
I was trying to practice my shoulder smoothness, when my mom asked what I was doing, so I told her I was practicing being an alpha male. I think she was intimidated since she yelled at me and broke my computer. 10/10 video, would recommend.
Tbh the third fellow had almost good advice, if someone is not into you, you leave them alone. You don't further harras them. Though that's a rather high bar to clear occasionally for some. Edit: I watched 20 seconds further, nvm
First guy shows a clip of Polly and Thomas walking side by side, both looking badass, smooth shouldering and then proceeds to say only men can walk like that like 5 seconds later lol
Some how a couple of men voluntarily exposing themselves to the shit women have to deal with from men on a daily basis and mocking it really just warms my heart and makes my day a little brighter.
Loved the video! Just wanted to point out that Shayan has a quite obvious Dutch accent (and apparently works as a dentist in Amsterdam, just imagine how he absolutely dominates all those people with beta cavities)
I would laugh or make fun of this but it's honestly so sad. There are people out there who genuinely think this is how one on one person relationships work. It's not about "them qualifying to be a part of your life", or you "qualifying to be a part of theirs", it's about both parties wanting to improve together and build a relationship together. It's about reciprocity, starting with either such a selfish or selfless mindset is probably going to limit yourself or cause issues during relationships.
@@SA-lh7zl I responded to this but youtube deleted it for some reason. I said that what they want is [non-reproductive acts involving reproductive actions].
These people just target other guys who are unatractive and down on their luck/bad self confidence and try to sell them a way to skip trough interpersonal relationships instantly to "succes". The fact they still need to show off constantly about their own "succeses" show that they were probably once in that spot too and have become bitter and mysognistic enough to just be content with seeing every women as a material object.
13:30 Being serious, I actually think this is so gross too and I see it in some men I encounter. As soon as a girl is disinterested in them in a romantic/sexual way they say “fuck that bitch” and become disrespectful. It’s so fake and can result in those women being distrustful, because then they walk through life on guard thinking men only want something from them. Also people don’t owe you anything, and we shouldn’t be made guilty for not giving up our own desires/values.
Totally, shows just how insecure these men are. Can only have relations with women if they have sex with them. I enjoy and respect my women friends VERY much, and my girlfriend appreciates that quite a bit
Related to the arm swinging thing, the other day I tried swinging my arms at a different rate than each arm swinging per step (like three swings per L/R step cycle, or three steps per L/R swing cycle). That shit is really hard to do and makes you look like a fucking malfunctioning robot freak. I'm sure everyone who saw me recognized me as the true alpha of the town though.
Been following this guy for ages, using all the tips and tricks, I don't ask for permission, I randomly approach women and yell into a camera, and now I'm a registered sex offender. Even the law recognised I was an Alpha Male.
I mean, by the weird definition of alpha, they are the embodiment of alpha. But they are also drug-addicted, miserable, life-destroying piles of garbage
I keep wanting to hit the skip ad button whenever you guys show that one ad in the beginning but then I realize it’s not an ad on my screen it’s an ad on my screen and so I hate that😂
4:17 that sword editing is quite seamless and for a moment I thought it was real. Even after realising if was edited it's still impressive, especially Aleksa twirling the sword behind his head.
At least the guy at 10:55 tells his viewers to leave girls alone if they're not interested. Like he's saying so for the wrong reasons, but a lot of these "alpha" youtubers just tell their viewers that any girl will be interested in you if you harass her long enough, which is super fucking scary. If someone is clearly not interested, just leave them alone.
Its a mindset though, so its just as toxic if not more so. If a pretty woman just walked up to me and started talking to me, my guard would be immediately up. Like wtf, what do you want you weirdo? If she actually spoke to me like a human being and asked me about my interests or whatever, Id be much more inclined to take them seriously and talk to them. Hes essentially seeking out a specific kind of woman and disregards all the others, which IMO breeds misogyny just as much as harassing them
I mean the guy is obviously pretty shit. The whole alpha movement thrives off misogyny. But promoting the active harassment of women to an impressionable audience can get other people into pretty dangerous situations
Yeah that's a fair point. As shit as the alpha community is, it's refreshing to see someone who limits their harassment to 20 seconds. Doesn't mean it's still not super misogynistic.
I thought the same but repeating the "Fuck her" makes me think his viewers might just become aggressive after a woman says no instead and tell her how worthless she is which is just another kind of harassment. Atleast some form of consent has finally made it onto the alphatube
Thank you so fucking much, you guys genuinely make me crack up every time, i fucking love you. I have many severe mental health problems, but you lads actually make me laugh from heart.
@@seanonraet8327 Yes. Beta is when it's almost production-ready but you still have to iron out some bugs (and that's an interesting metaphor if you take it literally).
i love it when “alpha chads” talk about how they love dating two women at once and then their like “no but it’s not cheating because they both know” their just describing open relationships but they can’t say that cause “no that’s for gay beta cucks”
Thats like borderline impossible. Because half the advise would just be "dont be a shitbag, believe in yourself, be respectful." Anyone who seeks out dating advise isnt likely to engage in that kind of content.
at this point Im genuinely convinced that the people making these videos are actually trying to make the dating pool bigger for themselves by driving incels to act even worse
I love that a lot of the posture stuff is actually psychologically interesting (a lot of tough guy acts have taking up frame space etc.) and yet framed as it is it loses all use
"When I realize that a woman isn't into me, I walk away and leave her alone."
I like the implication that this is some secret alpha male dating strategy and not just basic courtesy and ability to interpret social cues.
Sadly, having seen some of the shit pick-up artists and the like spew out, "leave a woman alone if she isn't interested" seems to be pretty revolutionary.
@@1ndiasmusic right a lot of them approach women like they're trying to sell something and they're taught to 'overcome objections' basically 'don't take no for an answer'. while he's doing it in a misogynistic roundabout way... the message of 'leave women alone if they're not interested in you' is actually based 🥲
Honestly that would be great advice given what these people usually say
I was considering the possibility that he's in deep cover presenting this as an alpha male thing so some portion of cretins will accidentally get good advice. Better than the alternative... filth... in this category of videos/tutorials.
It gets a bit tricky, some women deliberately reject guys to see them try harder and are disappointed when they aren't pursued anymore.
This channel is way better than that other Australian guy who does things
Yeah this channel has more Alpha Aardvark energy
Ikr? what kind of an alpha makes a tampon gun and a chainsaw bayblade smh…
I wouldn’t say better but definitely equally amazing in its own special way!
@@thatautogarage3644 smh my head
Yeah I hate that guy in person
As a strong, trailblazing, masculine alpha man, I'm glad to have men like this in my life to tell me how to manage my diet, hygeine, fashion, behavior, and demeanor. I'm just happy to finally take back control of my life and become a confident leader, under the constant guidance of these other men.
w username
i lol’d
i die a little bit inside whenever my older brother watches these alpha male videos and is so serious about it too
oh god, get him away from it!!!
Hope you talked some sense into him by now lmao
i need an update, did he grow up??
I️ hope he feels better soon
Sorry for your loss
i tried some of the first tips once at a party and everyone gave me weird side eyes it was great knowing all the betas in the room finally knew who the real alpha was
I'm sure the kid with the sans pfp was getting weird looks anyways
@@SDSypher clearly a beta
@@SDSypher undertale is alpha as fuck yo
What a great social victory, you should hold your head up high (but not too high)
@@cvspvr just like how all the cool kids like homestuck right
I find it absolutely hilarious that these guys devoted this much time and effort into trying to figure out how to be desirable to women and have sex with them and the best they came up with was basically "imitate action movie stars".
Everyone wants to have sex with Daniel Craig... right?... right!?
@@Boy_Boy of course
@@Boy_Boy well, and if yes, does it mean to be gay? (not me, I heard about a guy who might, you know...)
@@Boy_Boy yes! There's absolutely no deconstruction of traditional masculinity or criticism of empire and the way it controls and harms bodies. The way bond's relationships are dysfunctional and fractured aren't all suggestive that Jamey boy needs to change! No, it's about how badass he is! And seggsy!!!!!
You forgot about "be a rich and powerful high-status man"
I saw a short that said alphas "move like predators" and I just imagined a man seeing a group of women in public and immediately jumping in a bush to hide and identify which woman is the least capable of running away.
What ??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 Died laughing
prolly meant the child predators
"When I realize that a woman isn't into me, I walk away and leave her alone."
actual good advice because sadly so many guys dont have that attitude and keep talking to you when youre trying to make it obvious that you just want them to leave. Guys who come up to me, give me a compliment, are polite and then leave when Im not interested are like the best case scenarios.
If one more dude comes up to me when I have my headphones in and are actively avoiding them...
That first guy did the "stealing the main character's personality after watching a movie" and just kept going with it for his entire life.
At least he picked appropriate characters... I made the mistake of stealing the main character's personality from Peep Show
@@Boy_Boy yea I made the same mistake... I'm a bit of a Jeremy myself
@@Boy_Boy and I may have watched the muppets too much.
@@Boy_Boy Yeah, bad move. Should have went with Alan Johnson not that turkey fucker, Mark.
@@Boy_Boy they have peep show in Oz? 🤩
"shoulder swing" - the guy is unironically talking about Virgin walk vs Chad stride
Poe’s law
who'd have thought someone could base their entire personality on a microsoft paint meme
I never knew those types of behaviors were becoming a meme like in the video (I knew about the virgin vs Chad meme) but all these cringe alphas are making me ashamed of how I walk and move now, kek. I walk with a bit of a shoulder swing, and with my head facing forward, but these people are making it seem cringe and like I watch these videos.
this reminds me of when I started thinking I might be trans and watched videos of insignificant stuff like posture, how to position your feet when you walk, how to sit, etc. just to "pass", and these people are basically doing the same, it's basically tryhard manliness which makes them seem very insecure
Literally gender affirming care for cis men. I mean theres nothing wrong with walking a certain way if it makes you feel more in line with your gender I guess.
But the way they larp as though it's literally the baseline of being a man is is utterly hilarious because it shows how shallow their own self impression is.
I think the cure is hobbies. These men need hobbies.
Lmao I remember doing the same shit. These cis men are trying to pass as,, cis men.
Cis men
yk i really don't like the term 'cis' it just seems like its denormalising something that was once normal and if this world is now all about inclusiveness why are we putting a label on a certain group or is that ok because theyre straight? why can't we just be people?
@@darcywhittle2207 a cojone
just realised that people wanting to "be an alpha male" is identical to wanting to "be a cool kid" in primary school or smth, except that the children involved are 16-30 years old instead of 6-12.
both desire attention and to be seen as "superior" and "above others" socially.
Now that you have the right amount of experience points, you can now upgrade your “Boy Boy” to a “AlphaMale AlphaMale”!
😂😂😂😂😂
The next step for them would be to record their own "how to be an alpha-male" video.
After that they are truly alphas
ghast ghand
Alpha alpha male male
Man Man
Came for the boy on boy action, stayed for the political takes.
that's our entire model!
@@Boy_Boy u guys gay?
@@namesurname624 not yet
@@namesurname624 none of your business
As an Al-Queda recruiter ,I have never seen that man but we do look forward to working with you boy boy
10:57
The absolute desolation on Aleksa's face after that wolf howl thing is priceless
i didnt even notice until now. thank you so much for this
Dude with douchy mustache and no jawline gives out tips on how to become an alpha male to the guys that flew to North Korea just to get a haircut. These guys are so alpha one of them can weild metal together with his bare hands and no wielding machine, and the other one infiltrated an arms dealers conference just by walking confidently.
you're too kind! our rippling alpha muscles are blushing at your comments.
@@Boy_Boy My jawline is blushing because of your response. I feel blessed.
They only got in because of the smooth shoulders and high chin posture
Weld with his bare hands? What video references that?
@ idat
The observation that the last guy was just yelling at a light made the whole thing so much more hilarious to me.
It makes me like him more... reminds me of a moth
@@Boy_Boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He held his head up VERY high, if you know what I mean.
@@Boy_Boylmfaooo
Thank you Esther, Abraham, Tracy, and your wonderful team that makes these lovely videos! I love you all!
this channel is so funny i wish australia was real
Seeing the second "alpha" cope SO hard after being rejected by a woman made me cringe so hard that I pulled a muscle on my neck... another banger of a video boys
The trademark of a true beta
The guy is on so much copium he might aswell be on acid with his hallucinations
But in all seriousness I'm betting that the videos are actually more for himself because making the videos is his way of regaining his self confidence
Kinda sad and usually I would say you do you but since it's just going to make the issue of his mindset worse and in the process continue to harass women well let's just hope he finds help soon
@@someoneudontknow3709 Exactly! It's just too bad that he puts these up publicly so others who lack confidence might adopt this mindset as well
A true man has a powerful neck, completely impervious to injury, beta.
Pulling a muscle from cringing is so not alpha.
Good for you!
I love how he brings fight club as an example of being an alpha male
Which is the exact opposite point of the movie
lol exactly. He idolizes the imaginary figment created by the ultimate non-alpha. It's too good really
The entire point of Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders is his life is miserable and he hates everything. He seriously considers su*c*de on multiple occasions. He gets people he cares about killed by being an aggressive businessman. Like I get it, hes cool af, but they make it clear you dont want to be him
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Even the actor said there are people who are trying to be like his character, and that is awful and wrong
@@user-mp5xe8mm6g trying to re-enacted his coolness, not his psychotic, evil side.
The second hand embarrassment I get by remembering how many people took the characters in that movie seriously
These dudes would be harassed and made fun of endlessly on a construction job. You know what’s Alpha? Supporting a family, respecting your loved ones and others around you, showing people that you care for one another. Standing up for what’s right, doing the right thing…..
everyone knows how important body language is while talking on the phone
How else is your phone company supposed to know if you're worthy of calling the important people then?
Especially when you are alone in your apartment, making yourself a peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich.
If you notice someone making a phone call, its because they are doing it in an inappropriate place. Nobody even pays attention to normal people on the phone
ahaha exactly
Unironically if you've done phone interviews it can really be helpful to act just like it is an in person interview. As much as your manner follows your mind, your mind follows manner as well.
I’m an alpha male who speed runs women and it only took me 5 years to find out my wife wasn’t interested in me….It’s ok though I kept alpha chin posture through the divorce and loosing my child so I look alpha but not arrogant! Good tips BoyBoy stay alpha
hahaha you make the community so proud! Please make a video screaming about all the 'bitches and hoes' you had sex with in person after the divorce.
Just found this channel. Reminds me of the old commentary days of UA-cam, like 2016-2019ish. I love it!
This is now one of my favourite channels on youtube. Great content guys! It's a slim line between stating serious discrepancies in the world and being fucking hilarious, but you guys manage just fine. I'm hoping for many more videos! =)
After Dan lok taught me how to count, and now learning how to walk, I'll be ready for elementary school in no time.
UA-cam really has it all
You guys are like the two really cool uncles that all the guys wanna chill with who turn up at the family barbecue.
@@phonotical lol
@@phonotical they can have a sister thats like 21, and had a kid, would still make them uncles
@@phonotical what? The only other alternative? Women can only have kids at either 12 or 35 now? What was going through your head when you wrote that comment? I'm actually interested. You know you can literally be an uncle at any age right?
you mean the gay uncles?
more like my gay uncle and his rent boy
Loving this format! It's like Australian Beavis and Butt-Head. 😂
I found this channel and every video is solid gold. My family got mad at me for laughing too much
Why do these alpha men hold up Fight Club as the epitome of manliness? The author has stated that it's his critique of masculinity and an allegory for how he came to terms with his sexuality.
Oh and it's also heavily critical of capitalism
Yeah, I've never seen a movie where so much of the fanbase completely misunderstands it.
@@Boy_Boy Never ceases to astonish me.
It's one issue a lot of conservatism and hyper-masculinity has issues with (it's not these groups but we can see is easily). They take something that is critiquing them and applies it as proof to their ideology. This can be seen in comedy. Comedy is a very liberal thing; its why many conservative satire or comedians don't do so very well outside of their own demographic. Its not funny to people. Comedy is subjective true; but if your a racist(not saying conservatives are racist) and you make racist jokes most likely only people who agree with you will laugh. The goal of a comedian is to make most people laugh so they can poke fun at things but do it in a non-offensive way that doesn't make someone or a group of people the butt of the joke. Poking fun is fine. Its the same thing with various internet things. At one point many groups were satirical such as flat earthers, or conspiracy groups; poking fun at the real ones. Over time people who believe it take it over as those were satiracal start to leave but the believers stay. Long enough anything satirical becomes unsatirical. Another thing I noticed is that many people no longer use feminazi's to describe the radical feminists. This might because of the rising nazi groups and fascism.
@@Boy_Boy The masculine urge to misinterpret the message of the movie and the author's original intention and start beating yourself up in a parking lot
It's literally their MO. They put characters from fight club and american psycho (a critique of masculinity and a comedy about how stupid capitalism is respectively) on a pedestal. Sure enough, they become a living version of the satire that they try to imitate.
Clearly these men were misinformed; the real proper male rank is the Triple Zeta Omicron male. Alpha male status only gives +3 STR (out of meta) where as Quintuple Delta Sigma males get +4 DEX and +3 END. Clearly a superior choice
Agreed
😂
Got diagnosed with Omicron the other day. I guess life is looking up for me
I wish we had consulted you before making the video emboman. We'll have to follow thy toe and get some omicron to make up for it
Everybody knows strength build is superior to dex
Nice video guys, both of you are great content creators and I love seeing you film together
You guys are extremely funny and i love your videos. You should make them more often! (although i get you have other stuff consuming your time that pulls more revenue). Big cheers and sve najbolje momci!
The amount of confidence and lack of self awareness these alpha specimen have will never fail to amaze me.
I think narcissistic self centred and ego maniac can be added to that list
I'm not sure if it's even confidence... we only watched a 10 minute video and the insecurity was pretty blatant.
@@Boy_Boy bravado and fake confidence then
I'm not sure if bragging about having sex is a mark of confidence lol. To me someone is confident if he/she doesn't have to prove anything to anyone
"Will never fail to amaze me." It worked!
Jesus, that one shouty guy is so dedicated to being an alpha that he even makes you feel like he’s invading your personal space in the format of his video.
Bloke was a pathetic coping git. Shirtless talking like he has something to prove, it's embarrassing
We Need More Videos!!!
This is the only channel on UA-cam that I check frequently to see if they have uploaded a video, I'm subscribed, and would most likely be alerted, but sometimes UA-cam forgot to alert people. so I check just in case.
Also I've been with loads of women in person, im a alpha, like you guys.
As a gay man who loves men so much I keep homoerotic pinup art as my phone background... These men are somehow more obsessed with men than me. I can't help but wonder how much their lives would change if they'd just bottom once.
The guy who goes around seemingly trying to pick up completely random women and abandoning them as soon as they show complete disinterest? He'd probably LOVE cruising.
I used to film and edit videos for a fairly popular UA-cam “alpha male.” Worst period of my life. Absolutely soul crushing. Thanks for the catharsis comrades.
Can you PLEASE give just a smidgen just a little just a morsel of a story
@@Robinhartz not much to tell. I responded to a Craigslist’s ad looking for a videographer and video editor for what I thought was a fitness channel. Turns out it was mostly just alpha male, anti woman nonsense disguised as a fitness channel.
He was a nice enough guy personally. He treated me alright(probably because I’m a man) and paid fair. But he was a raging misogynist who viewed woman as objects of desire and nothing else. He would refuse to date women who had jobs. He’d only date people who would be completely dependent on him.
That’s about all there is to say about it
@@fromthebackseat4865 Hamza? 👀
@@fromthebackseat4865 looks like a classic Arabian for me
@@fromthebackseat4865 worst period of your life? Absolutely soul crushing???
The editing on these videos is fantastic!
I've been binging watching your content, thank you :) our year end party is cancelled so yeah I feel a little let down for moment, Im happy that I found your content at dec. 31, 11pm before the year ends.
I was trying to practice my shoulder smoothness, when my mom asked what I was doing, so I told her I was practicing being an alpha male. I think she was intimidated since she yelled at me and broke my computer. 10/10 video, would recommend.
classic beta-mum move. stay alpha bro
Tbh the third fellow had almost good advice, if someone is not into you, you leave them alone. You don't further harras them. Though that's a rather high bar to clear occasionally for some.
Edit: I watched 20 seconds further, nvm
Lmao
yeah but you don't become disrespectful to them either
I love these videos. keep it up boys !
Holy shit. The cut at 11:07 fucking killed me! Nailed it, my guys! Brilliant video as always. Love from your favorite country, the USA.
If you follow every step these people say to follow, you will end up acting like a hybrid of Charlie Chaplin and Big Chungus.
Lmao I love this
Big Chungus is the biggest alpha male of them all!
I see this as an absolute win
Charlie Chaplin had game to spare, probably not a bad place to be.
@@calebr7199 ah yes the most masculine character ever, buggs bunny
How to be an alpha in one easy step:
Own immense amount of capital.
Maybe... make a million a month?
@@envis10n12 And be from a western country...
@@tech-priestbravosierra7720 sure, but what if you made... hear me out... 10 million a month?
@@envis10n12 I hear you, but what about 1 million a minute
Alternative step: Rob banks like Ioseb Besarionis dze Jughashvili
First guy shows a clip of Polly and Thomas walking side by side, both looking badass, smooth shouldering and then proceeds to say only men can walk like that like 5 seconds later lol
He seems to be describing the walk of people I don’t want to talk to
So the channel needs to be renamed to *"Man Man"* right?
no way it needs to be "Alpha Alpha Aardvarks"
@@OneOfDisease my favourite childrens book
♂️ Man ♂️ Man ♂️
Male male alpha alpha
Some how a couple of men voluntarily exposing themselves to the shit women have to deal with from men on a daily basis and mocking it really just warms my heart and makes my day a little brighter.
That's a lovely thing to say!
Hopefully more boys will watch this and change their minds
@@Boy_Boy Yes boys, listen to this boy boy
Loved the video! Just wanted to point out that Shayan has a quite obvious Dutch accent (and apparently works as a dentist in Amsterdam, just imagine how he absolutely dominates all those people with beta cavities)
i love this! my eyes are crying tears of despair for all man kind.
I would laugh or make fun of this but it's honestly so sad. There are people out there who genuinely think this is how one on one person relationships work. It's not about "them qualifying to be a part of your life", or you "qualifying to be a part of theirs", it's about both parties wanting to improve together and build a relationship together.
It's about reciprocity, starting with either such a selfish or selfless mindset is probably going to limit yourself or cause issues during relationships.
That's the part I didn't get of the videos... Do alpha males want a relationship? Or an accessoire?
@@SA-lh7zl money 💰 and objects I think. So women would be just that to them. Possessions
@@SA-lh7zl I responded to this but youtube deleted it for some reason. I said that what they want is [non-reproductive acts involving reproductive actions].
You definitely don't have sex in person.
These people just target other guys who are unatractive and down on their luck/bad self confidence and try to sell them a way to skip trough interpersonal relationships instantly to "succes". The fact they still need to show off constantly about their own "succeses" show that they were probably once in that spot too and have become bitter and mysognistic enough to just be content with seeing every women as a material object.
13:30 Being serious, I actually think this is so gross too and I see it in some men I encounter. As soon as a girl is disinterested in them in a romantic/sexual way they say “fuck that bitch” and become disrespectful. It’s so fake and can result in those women being distrustful, because then they walk through life on guard thinking men only want something from them. Also people don’t owe you anything, and we shouldn’t be made guilty for not giving up our own desires/values.
Totally, shows just how insecure these men are. Can only have relations with women if they have sex with them. I enjoy and respect my women friends VERY much, and my girlfriend appreciates that quite a bit
@@thebosley4103 But do you do it in person?
@@thebosley4103 Yeah dude it doesn't count if u dont have sex in person
Well, it is the first step to becoming an incel, where every woman is disrespected, unless she openly shows sexual interest.
You have some great playlists on your channel, totally stealing some of those.
I just have to say that my 15 year old son suggested this channel to me and that after watching some of your videos I am feeling VERY proud 🥹
A fun watch, again. Thanks boys
16:06 Woah, that guy was such an alpha, he turned those girls gay, what a chad move :D
Thank you, Abraham! I'm so grateful to you, Esther, Jerry, and Tracy - you've changed my life!
oh no! it's the Chinese bots again
We're in too deep, I can't tell the difference between someone posting it as a meme or an actual bot posting
Thankyou! God bless
You guys are hilarious, subscribed almost instantly! Literally had me laughing out loud
hey, I cheers too you boys. you crack me up keep up the good work!!!
I love that these two Australians just called Chris Hemsworth an American actor when he's also Australian
Once they become famous they're dead to us.
Related to the arm swinging thing, the other day I tried swinging my arms at a different rate than each arm swinging per step (like three swings per L/R step cycle, or three steps per L/R swing cycle). That shit is really hard to do and makes you look like a fucking malfunctioning robot freak. I'm sure everyone who saw me recognized me as the true alpha of the town though.
There are many good videos on polyrhythms over on the music theory youtube :D
@@jannepeltonen2036 That's actually why I did it lol, I really like polyrhythms
polyrhythms are alpha as fuck
@5:49 nasheed music slowly fades in as they realize that this might be an Isis recruiting video
The ISIS bit was hilarious very relatable 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 cheers from Aleppo
^ this comment has probably just got me onto several 3 letter lists
In that video I find it so hilarious how it's about "being qualified to be part of someones life" and not actually about liking someone as a person
Hahaha great point. It's all a transaction to confirm your value
Been following this guy for ages, using all the tips and tricks, I don't ask for permission, I randomly approach women and yell into a camera, and now I'm a registered sex offender.
Even the law recognised I was an Alpha Male.
This is bloody great.
Lmao the "Shoulder Smoothness" reveal took me completely off-guard XD Not where I could've ever predicted that was headed lol
Man said Peaky Blinders are alpha men. There were just some funny sounding goons from Birmingham lol
I mean, by the weird definition of alpha, they are the embodiment of alpha. But they are also drug-addicted, miserable, life-destroying piles of garbage
Next episode: this guy taught us to be sigma males
The boy boy boys are ultra sigma males
Wasn’t that the last video?
honestly, to attract a woman whos sane and I guess a decent human being, is being yourself by being understanding, honest, kind, etc.
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I think your statement is internally contradictory for these people.
this is the first video to ever make me laugh out loud while watching at work with my headset on hahaha
I'm definitely an alpha male, I've never even tried to talk a woman into wanting me.
🌈
You're an inspiration
If I hold the door open for you when you're 50 feet away, does that make me an alpha or a beta?
pretty sure that one is Sigma
As always guys... great video *Chef's kiss*.
The head held high bit got me so much I have not laughed that hard in ages
These lads are so alpha they're roasting other alphas. I learned a lot from them and all for free wow
We're glad we could help!
I'm finally ready to learn about being a big many man thank god i thought i was doomed in my lowy life
I keep wanting to hit the skip ad button whenever you guys show that one ad in the beginning but then I realize it’s not an ad on my screen it’s an ad on my screen and so I hate that😂
4:17 that sword editing is quite seamless and for a moment I thought it was real. Even after realising if was edited it's still impressive, especially Aleksa twirling the sword behind his head.
"He goes to a super crowded country, and takes up space " 🤣
That's what being an Alpha is all about.
At least the guy at 10:55 tells his viewers to leave girls alone if they're not interested. Like he's saying so for the wrong reasons, but a lot of these "alpha" youtubers just tell their viewers that any girl will be interested in you if you harass her long enough, which is super fucking scary. If someone is clearly not interested, just leave them alone.
Its a mindset though, so its just as toxic if not more so. If a pretty woman just walked up to me and started talking to me, my guard would be immediately up. Like wtf, what do you want you weirdo? If she actually spoke to me like a human being and asked me about my interests or whatever, Id be much more inclined to take them seriously and talk to them. Hes essentially seeking out a specific kind of woman and disregards all the others, which IMO breeds misogyny just as much as harassing them
I mean the guy is obviously pretty shit. The whole alpha movement thrives off misogyny. But promoting the active harassment of women to an impressionable audience can get other people into pretty dangerous situations
Yeah that's a fair point. As shit as the alpha community is, it's refreshing to see someone who limits their harassment to 20 seconds.
Doesn't mean it's still not super misogynistic.
I thought the same but repeating the "Fuck her" makes me think his viewers might just become aggressive after a woman says no instead and tell her how worthless she is which is just another kind of harassment. Atleast some form of consent has finally made it onto the alphatube
i love this channel so much
i love you guys so much lmao yall make me crack up
Thank you so fucking much, you guys genuinely make me crack up every time, i fucking love you.
I have many severe mental health problems, but you lads actually make me laugh from heart.
That's such a nice thing to say, I hope you get some respite from our videos and we'll keep them coming for you
What kind of severe mental health problems?
@@TheTGOAC Chlamidiuh
I live this so much. They react to videos and do a hilarious job of it, get an ad, then proceed to comment on it. Fucking priceless.
This is great! Very funny boys!
Thanks for the laugh, the topic is so distasteful it's great to get to laugh at it along with you having a good laugh
In gaming alpha is the very early state of the game, it roughly resembles the game but it's mostly not functional yet and is still very simple.
What a beautiful comparison.
Software in general I believe
@@seanonraet8327 Yes. Beta is when it's almost production-ready but you still have to iron out some bugs (and that's an interesting metaphor if you take it literally).
Thank you Esther, Abraham, Tracy, and your wonderful team that makes these lovely videos! You're the real alpha! Joy is key 🥰
Joy is the Key! Thankyou for meeting Abraham
i love it when “alpha chads” talk about how they love dating two women at once and then their like “no but it’s not cheating because they both know” their just describing open relationships but they can’t say that cause “no that’s for gay beta cucks”
The phone scene like near 9:40 is so funny looks like it’s straight out of the movie
It is. It's from Avengers movie scene I just don't know which movie.
We really need some non-crazy dating coaches for men.
They exist, they’re called therapists
Thats like borderline impossible. Because half the advise would just be "dont be a shitbag, believe in yourself, be respectful." Anyone who seeks out dating advise isnt likely to engage in that kind of content.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well put
Anthony Recenello comes to mind. He is like the only dating/relationship coach is actually like.
Should be a woman for sure. Men have bad track records explaining feelings and women.
We need more videos asap
Yooooooo y'all are mad funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
consistently funny boy and other boy out here with another banger. thank you two for being epic
Wait, whos the other boy? One of them is the funny one and the other one is just "other boy?"
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Yes.
at this point Im genuinely convinced that the people making these videos are actually trying to make the dating pool bigger for themselves by driving incels to act even worse
I love that a lot of the posture stuff is actually psychologically interesting (a lot of tough guy acts have taking up frame space etc.) and yet framed as it is it loses all use