yup. also, if he was just a friend who wanted to lend a ear because he actually cared, maybe he also remembers and when phil came out if he heard he was probably like: oh, good for him!
i mean for years i mixed up the words lesbian and lebanese and whenever people called me a lesbian growing up i’d literally go “no i’m jewish actually >:(“
@Curly bee even though i'm pan, i literally just tell everyone im kinda mostly gay bc half the world population doesn't know what pan means anyways lmao
@@sleepyontime5513 tbh idek anymore if im honest w you i just got outta surgery and am zazzed on medication lmao all i know is that gay=gay, straight=gay, meaning everything=gay bc phil said so
A guy was trying to kiss me at a party and I didn't know what to do, so I told him I had the bubonic plague. Seriously, instead of just pretending I was feeling sick or something, I went with the straight up Black Death.
...is anyone else just so happy to see Phil so confident in himself now that he’s out. Like this guy is making me cry happy tears cause I’m so proud of him.
so i suck at driving and the first time i ever drove a car i accidentally hit the gas instead of breaks, drove over the curb, and into a soybean field. my mom and i were laughing at it since it was kinda funny and i said “i guess lesbians really can’t drive”. the car was SILENT after that because she thought i was straight.
My dad makes me nervous so the first time I ever drove with him I almost hit a car so I turned and hit the gas instead of the breaks and drove us into a ditch 😔. I’m not gay, it just felt nice to see someone to sympathize with on that
Hahaha!!! That reminds me one time I was driving with my mom and we were at a stoplight and the car in front of us had a bumper sticker that said "honk if you're gay" so I honked before realizing. Then my mom said "Why'd you honk?" I just said "accident" really quickly then we were quiet a long time
That is how I think of anyone speaking English that's not definitely got a British, Australian, Kiwi or South African accent (most people pick up some American accent from watching American TV)
You know how middle aged women talk about their “girlfriends” who are just their female friends? My mom asked me if I wanted to ask a girlfriend over and I was what “Wh-what? I don’t have-“ and then I realized
This bothers me so much! My mum does it too and I do a double take every time I hear it. Then they say 'partner' instead of girlfriend when it's two women like can you just use the same words for everyone please?
My own GRANDMA asked me if I "had a girlfriend" once and I just stared at her for an uncomfortably long time before I realized she was asking if I had any Friends Who Are Girls at my new school 😭 For a second or two there I was convinced my grandma, of all people, somehow clocked me as gay when no one else in my family has 😭
My bisexual friend's grandmother kept referring to my friend's girlfriend as her "partner" NOT her friend or by her name only as her partner and my friend had the audacity to say that her grandmother had no idea. Like girl, she knows.
I was talking to my parents this year and I told them what pride month was and my dad asked "so are you proud?" and I was like "yeah sure" and then I realized
Jason: sending a prank website to his best mate, expecting to find out his secret crush Jason receiving the email: 👁👄👁 I mean, hats off to Jason. The fact that his first response was “so, do you wanna talk?” Seems really nice, like he was an actual good friend.
Me Hopefully. I think a lot of us long-term phandom members have learned from experience it can make people uncomfortable to write about them in an often sexually charged fictional setting and can impact them in a negative way. Good to say something if things are unclear, but the premise is a good storyline
Phil is such a great guy. He has continued to make great content for us, become more confident in himself, and opened up about his past to us, all while respecting Dan’s privacy and feelings this past year.
doodooo no it’s just because dan hasn’t really been properly online for the past year and I think they mean that Phil has never pressured him to return to the internet or be in videos if he’s not ready and he waited until dan posted his sexuality video before posting his own
Haha same here. My brother is 11 and is at that age where all his mates did the same. Then he finally caught on and asked me what was up. I told him I was a 1000% lesbo and he started crying bc he felt so bad😂 I hope your sister catches on and then gets a bit more sympathy lol
awkward gay story: towards the end of my freshman year of high school one of my classmates who i got along with (we weren't really friends tho) was showing all the girls in the class a tiktok of some shirtless guy in a cowboy hat dancing to some country song. i got her phone shoved in my face as she said something like "isn't he HOT?" and i panic when i'm put on the spot so i just laughed nervously in deeply uncomfortable lesbian like "ah. yes. that is a man. he is very man-like. he has a nice..........hat." not my finest moment lmao
I don't really have an awkward closeted story, but when I was fifteen I dated my best friend for a few weeks, then we both decided it didn't work out. Fun fact: I'm a lesbian and he's gay.
not to be a sap but phil seems so so happy talking about these awkward crushes and baby gay experiences and it just warms my heart to know he is putting out the content he is passionate about
i have never heard of that but it seemed suspicious how Phil was telling that. though, if i had known i would totally send that to my crush just to know who was their crush !!
awkward closeted story: pretty friend who is a girl: *casually sits on my lap when every seat is taken* me, a v closeted lesbian: *panics, stiffens, doesn't know where to place my arms*
ooooh so straight girls don't awkwardly stiffen up in this situation? (I spent most of my life subconsciously rejecting the idea of being Bi because with so many things I thought "that's what all girls do/feel" and I'm constantly hit by new realisations)
my awkward gay moment: before i knew my girlfriend was bisexual and before she knew i was a lesbian, i would give her so much attention, like hugs, gifts, maybe a little glance at here from here and out, and it would be strange cause i would rarely do that to other people. fast forward to the end of the school year. she asked me “why do you hug me a lot” i started panicking cause i technically wasn’t ready to come out due to me not knowing if i was a lesbian or i was bisexual. i came up with a weird reason which i feel like could have outed me “it’s cause you feel so comforting” looking back a)that’s weird b) wHO SAYS THATS SJSJFJEJ. then over the summer we got super close and we both came out to each other. and then on september of 2019 we got together!!
So, how I came out to my mom was pretty cringe. It's funny to me now because of how much my mom didn't care and how much I had built THE COMING OUT up in my head only to have it all spill out in a ridiculous conversation. So, basically my mom was talking about her dream house, and any time my mom talks about her dream house, it always includes what she calls a cabana boy (I guess to her it sounds more luxurious than a pool boy). My younger sister who was a moody teen at the time goes "God, mom, I don't want to hear about cabana boys. You're so gross." And mom's like "Well, your sister doesn't mind. I bet she'd like a cabana boy." Then my sister, who at this point knows I've been struggling with my sexuality, scoffs and says "Yeah mom, I don't think Amy cares about a cabana BOY." So my lovely mom says, "Whatever, a cabana GIRL then." I'm mortified! I just stand up, thoroughly embarrassed and not really ready to talk about my sexuality and blurt out, "I'm bisexual! So, It can be a boy or a girl. As long as they clean the pool" and walked out of the room. And that's how I think about my sexuality to this day. It could be a boy or a girl. AS LONG AS THEY CLEAN THE POOL.
Here's my gay panic story; one time I went to Michaels to get a Christmas gift for my siblings. They really like rocks so I decided to get a little bag of rocks from a box where you can fill a bag and buy it for like 3 dollars or something. While I was browsing for rocks, a really cute person walked up next to me and also was looking at the rocks. I don't usually talk to strangers but this person was super cute and appeared very suddenly, so I was flustered and blurted out "I like your glasses" (they were round and gold). They told me they liked my jacket, and me being an extremely awkward gay who does not often receive compliments, I panicked, thanked them, and scuttled off as fast as I could. I met up with my dad in the paint isle, then realized my bag of rocks was only about half full. I didn't want to pay 3 dollars for only half of what I could get, so I went back to the rocks. The person was still there, browsing. I was too scared to approach, so I hung around looking at necklace charms for like five minutes, waiting for them to leave, knowing my dad was getting impatient. Finally I sucked it up, hurried over, and grabbed a random handful of rocks. Of course I couldn't have just left, so I grinned awkwardly and said "love me some rocks" and then ran away like my life depended on it. To this day I still turn red when I think about it.
Sometimes I forget that Phil looked so much different than he did when he was younger. So while he’s telling the stories I just imagine how he looks now
Yeah, I was just thinking that! When he went "Ha ha ha... Dogs," I had to remind myself that he would've looked - and sounded - a lot different back then. It's nice to know how much more open he can be now! 👏
When he said he was 11 I instantly thought of those amazing pics when he had dyed his hair bright yellow/ginger tho ♡ idk if that’s the correct age but this is my only reference and I sksksjsjd
Here's an awkward one: I'm trans and I was doing Romeo and Juliet for class and I volunteered to be Romeo and someone said "you can't, you're not a boy" and I just said "uhhhhhh bet??" Yikes. Edit: no one figured out I was trans. I forgot to mention that
So I'm a closeted trans person but I do theatre and get cast as a lot of guys' roles (despite my directors thinking I'm a girl) and in my last show (where I played someone's dad) one of the directors accidentally referred to me as "he" (which is actually my correct pronoun) and I shared a Look with my one friend in the show that I was out to and the director mistook it for me being offended and apologized and all me and my friend could do was laugh because she was right the first time and had no idea
When I was 15, i went to a (very bad) birthday party. We played never have I ever, and someone said "never have I ever thought I was gay". Two people said "no, of course not". Me, not yet realising I was bi, but with no shame whatsoever, said "Well, I've thought it about it, but I don't think I am". To which two other people immediately said "Same, same, same". Those other two people - one later realised she was bi as well, the other was a closeted lesbian who had been one of the people who said "of course not". Without realising, I had made my closeted friend feel safe and a few months later she came out to me. We're 27 now, and still best friends.
Last year I broke my nose at the school bus stop when a girl smiled at me and I fell into the road. My friends didn’t even help me they were pissing themselves laughing
Ok so my mom is actually gay... Like she’s a lesbian and people would joke or “insult” saying “Your mom’s big gay” and I’d be like “Yeah Ik you can go sit down now” because most of the time it was younger kids😂😂
I have lesbian mothers as well! My mom has had a girlfriend for ten years now so I was basically raised by two mothers. Whenever someone says something like, "You're mom's gay." I'm just like, "Which one?" It's never failed to shut people up lol.
I got yelled at by my grandmother at like age 8 for having a crush on Shego from Kim Possible , my grandfather on the other hand told me he was proud no matter what gender I married. Quite a few years after that I was talking with my great uncle and randomly came out to him when we were discussing marrige. He was saying "You're going to find a nice military man to marry one day." And I blurted out, "But Uncle Joe I don't want to marry a man, I want to marry a woman." I turned bright red but my uncle just smiled and told me "Well they don't have to be a man, just as long as they're in the miltary."
the most awkward moments are whenever any of my family say things like “oh just wait one day when you find a husband you’ll understand” like oh...oh tina.....if only you knew
Some pre-realizing-I’m-trans childhood stories: 1. When I was a kid, being a “tomboy” to me meant “you’re technically a girl but in every way that matters you are actually a guy”. I was desperate to be perceived as a tomboy and asked my siblings if they considered me to be one, and my brother said kinda but not really because I wasn’t into sports or enough “masculine” things. I was pissed and kept trying to convince him that I really was a tomboy lmao. 2. Connected to that first story. As a kid I loved characters and making stories with video game characters and the like (I’m a writer now, as fate would have it). I had this player guide to Mario Party 4 and read one sentence in it that said Princess Daisy is a tomboy and from then on for years I projected myself onto her and adored her. I made a version of her in my head for storytelling purposes where, as I said earlier, she was “a girl but in every way that matters actually a guy”. The character still has a special place in my heart. 3. On a similar note of me making stories with video game characters, when I was a kid I thought Kirby was a girl because he’s pink. When I found out he was a boy, I decided to make a whole AU in my head where there is a race of Kirby people and their sex can be told by their color but Kirby was a boy that was born with one of the girl colors. Yeah, it was that on the nose. I remember feeling particularly emotionally invested in that story, too. My subconscious was really screaming at me with that one, yet I didn’t realize until senior year of high school and this was from when I was 5-8...
Wow, that's all rather touching!! Thank you for sharing. I think it helps me understand as a cis female who has never had those feelings. I know I could never truly know what it's like, but thank you for sharing your perspective
transmasc to transmasc, this is adorable and deeply relatable lmao. on the mario kart thing i always picked Rosalina, now i know it was because i had a big gay crush on her hahaha
when the jason story happened to me, i told my best friend that i didn’t have a crush on anyone so i was testing our friendship compatibility instead.. i don’t know if she believed me but i lived to see another day
when i was a young very feminine closeted gay boy, i got into my mother’s mascara and eye makeup. And when she asked me why there was makeup on my face i kid you not, as a young child i said: well..... basically a ghost came in while i was asleep and put it on me. 👁👄👁
Not necessarily a closetted moment, but when I came out as Pan to my dad, he made the mandatory pansexual joke, and then was just like "Okay, so girls, I like girls too, are they any girls you like, I can't help with guys, but girls I can!" And it was just so wholesome and awkward. My mom was behind us just watching and shaking her head.
I'm convinced Phil is a sim or something because his whole life is just a collection of stories I will never believe actually happened . # who'scontrollingamazingphil ?
my awkward closeted moment: I was at a sleepover and we were playing truth or dare. I was dared to kiss another (.. very pretty) girl and I Panicked. she whispered in my ear that we didn't really Need to kiss, that she would put her thumb between our lips. anyway in order to do that she had to cup my face and I think that in that moment I blacked out
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HAS GROWN AS A LOVELY PERSON AND HAS LOVE IN HIS LIFE AND THINGS ARE GOOD AND LIFE WILL GET BETTER AND OTHER WHOLESOME THINGS💜
The earliest “trans memory” I have is from when I was 4. I was batman for Halloween, but everyone kept calling me batgirl. I was super mad at them, and I remember whispering to myself that I was a boy, and that comforted me a lot. (I was still mad though.)
oh my god I have this black sequin corset that has a yellow bat symbol on the front and i used to wear it all the time because I'm weird like that and people constantly called me batgirl and referred to it as a batgirl corset and I'd always get so mad and be like no its batman and refused to have it be anything but a batman corset and looking back at this it was probably a trans thing in part at least. I also did halloween with family friend and one of her friends a while ago and i'm pretty sure she was recently out trans woman and she was in a batwoman cosplay and it was just so nice to see.
God I relate to that so much, I had a Spider-Man costume and everybody called me spider girl. I was mostly mad because I didn’t like spider girl and spider woman and wanted to be like spider man lmao.
Dude, I'm straight and I was panicking for him a little- Phil: I was closeted. I said NO I'M NOT STRAIGHT WHAT THE HELL I'M THE FURTHEST THING FROM STRAIGHT! Me: Oh no Philly what is you doing???
😊In the future we will live one day where love wins. I hope we get to live that day. It might take a long time, but time is always ticking we will get there eventually. Bless all you wonderful souls.
"No, i'm not straight, why would you ask me if I'm straight? I'm the furthest person from being straight." That's exactly how I react when people think I'm straight
"There was no gay love for Phil at the Chinese restaurant disco". I feel like I'm going to start using this sentence in regular conversation. When I'm telling a story about something that didn't end up going my way, I'll finish the story with this exact phrase. Bless you, Phil.
Gay Panic! At the (Chinese Restaurant) Disco
KemonoGalleria this needs more likes
KemonoGalleria congrats on the pin !!
You got a pin, congrats!
KemonoGalleria i was gonna comment that and didn’t.. i wish i did now 👁👄👁
KemonoGalleria isn’t this the plot of IT
Odds are, if Jason is gay, he definitely remembers that too
yup. also, if he was just a friend who wanted to lend a ear because he actually cared, maybe he also remembers and when phil came out if he heard he was probably like: oh, good for him!
DEFINITELY
Oriana Fortunato true
If Jason was gay, he was probably thinking like.
"Oh no Phil doesnt like me 😔"
If Jason were gay he's probably subscribed to Phil and can give us an answer xD C'mon Jason say hello
Getting offended at being called straight at 11 is iconic lmao
Cough*me *cough
I would’ve kept that energy if it were me 😂
JENNIE bender
That was my best friend when we were 11 😆
Ironically, what he said to his friends turned out to be true. 😃
Phil: Doesn’t accidentally reveal anyone’s real name whilst telling a story
Me: *character development at its finest*
Susan 15
You know what that is ?? 👏 growth.
hearing Phil so confidently talk about being gay is so stress relieving ahahah
it’s like gay therapy
❤️💓☺️
@@nancymabelpage but the good kind lmao
Remove the "ahahah"
the content we needed in 2020
When did he come out?
Phil flirting with a guy
Guy: So, car insurance huh?
Phil: laughs flirtatiously
mirian em toda parte
@@lesbnlime muito bom te ver aqui
Phil telling people he wasn’t straight to avoid them knowing he was gay is the actual best story I’ve heard
Marian Wojcik I had to pause it multiple times at that part because if I was worried if laughed too hard I’d wake up my whole family
Law of the excluded middle, DEACTIVATE
Same
The power tho. Getting mad at people for thinking you were straight.
Are you Polish?
i mean for years i mixed up the words lesbian and lebanese and whenever people called me a lesbian growing up i’d literally go “no i’m jewish actually >:(“
LOLLLL
i thought u were american
I'm so confused about the relation between lebanese and jewish, what did your brain think Lebanese meant? :P
Daphne_inProgress just two different ethnicities
@@sondpnichqfvd but 'Jewish' isn't an ethnicity, it means you subscribe to a specific religion?
"a young secret gay" is actually ur whole fanbase sir
*gets defensive in closeted bisexual*
blow this up lol
👀
**me as a straightie reading this**
Well..... everyone's a little gay so Imma quietly agree
Accurate
Bruh these stories are really funny and all but they're even funnier if you think about what Phil looked like in university
cruel but true
Damn roasted
Literally omg tho like I just kept thinking OMG HE LOOKED YOUNG THEN!!
STOP IT DJDJDJDJ
P.S Love you Phil! 💜 (sorry if this was a bit mean)
"undo! undo! but there was no undo"
that's basically my life.
*furiously hits control z"
I read undo like "oon-doh" and got really confused wtf am I on
that was basically my birth
Dude that hits on another level 😂😭
loving how some people from his past knew he was gay but never outed him online
Even with the demon phannies pressuring them to!
exactly its really good
tbh who knows if someone didn't but there wasn't much attention to that
yesss but Shane Dawson did :/
• ioanna d • shouldn’t be a “good” thing that people didn’t out him
“Straight or gay?”
Me: GAY OR EUROPEAN
This man is gay AND European
I DID THAT LMAO
barrell davis damn he is 😂
barrell davis and neither is disgrace!!!
More like gay or American
phil being defensive after being called straight is literally me at any given moment
i’M tHe fuRthESt pErSoN frOm STrAighT iN tHe WhOLe sChooL
Happy Haunt i mean he may have been
yes
SAME
"The Trick" storyline is going to become a fanfic trope y'all just wait and see
you _genius_
*wattpad has entered the chat*
i would read that tbf
i've never seen another myday who watches dnp omg hi
cxs ooo more Mydays hola 👀😂
the worst thing is when you're arguing with your parents about lgbt+ rights and then they say 'but why do you care so much anyway?' ULTIMATE PANIC
AHHHH
OMG MEEEEEE ESPECIALLY WITH MY OLDER BROTHER
OATH HOLY SHIT
OMG- IMMEDIATE FEAR
the ultimate gay panic. I can’t even count how many times this has happened
here's the lesson of the day, kids:
gay=gay
straight=gay
therefore, everyone=gay
@Curly bee even though i'm pan, i literally just tell everyone im kinda mostly gay bc half the world population doesn't know what pan means anyways lmao
Oi hold up what ✋🏼😳🤚🏼
@@sleepyontime5513 tbh idek anymore if im honest w you i just got outta surgery and am zazzed on medication lmao all i know is that gay=gay, straight=gay, meaning everything=gay bc phil said so
Curly bee what is aro??
@Curly bee only phil makes the rules and no one can tell me otherwise
i outted myself by saying “we” when talking about the LGBTQ+ community 🤦🏽♀️
GAHSHHDHF SAME WHAT
qweyqieuq i did that when talking about the lesbian community with my dad
THATS THE BEST HOLY COW
I did the same thing when I accidentally told my siblings that I’m ace 😂
@ebony b ace is short for asexual, as in not experiencing sexual attraction
“No... I’m not straight!! Why would you think I’m straight!?!? I’m the furthest person from straight in the whole school!!!!!!!!!!” Yeah
Me at my all straight school 👆
He wasn’t wrong!
A guy was trying to kiss me at a party and I didn't know what to do, so I told him I had the bubonic plague. Seriously, instead of just pretending I was feeling sick or something, I went with the straight up Black Death.
You are a true legend
honestly i respect that
go all the way or no way lol
"I have the bubonic plague" AHAHAHAH Oh my god 😂
Girl, Mood
"as a phil" glad to know that phil is a species
im a phil
i wanna be a phil
Can I Be A Phil-? ;^;
I wanna be a Phil
this is the quickest i’ve seen a comment hit 1k
I would honestly buy a whole book of just Phil's awkward stories and have no regrets honestly 😂
Same
Book 3 of the dan and phil series
Agreed
MAKE A BOOK MAKE A BOOK MAKE A BOOK
Me too
WHENEVER PHIL HAS A CRUSH HE LISTS THE REASONS HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ALSO GAY ON HIS FINGERS EVERY TIME
doesn’t everyone?
we need the receipts
Same tho
same 😞👊
same
my mom and i came out as gay to eachother at the same time
That.... Is... Wow
goals
legit same. My mom and I both are pansexuals, and we found out after we started talking again. It was magical.
you're name is Ellie
*Hol up*
I love that
...is anyone else just so happy to see Phil so confident in himself now that he’s out. Like this guy is making me cry happy tears cause I’m so proud of him.
Ikr it's so sweet
I’m just like aww awwwwweeee AWWWWEEEEEEEE
He's such a wholesome soft boi and deserves all the dogs in the world
YES! I noticed that too!
Literally same
Phil: “straight or gay?”
HARRY STYLES VODKA
you are amazing
Only the elite will understand this
vodka, straight? NO GAY
You are a elite human being
don't you mean,,, a roast chicken
"Being in love with another man? Totally straight."
-Phil 2020
Well, more like 1997 ._.
Fellas is it gay to be straight
so i suck at driving and the first time i ever drove a car i accidentally hit the gas instead of breaks, drove over the curb, and into a soybean field. my mom and i were laughing at it since it was kinda funny and i said “i guess lesbians really can’t drive”. the car was SILENT after that because she thought i was straight.
My dad makes me nervous so the first time I ever drove with him I almost hit a car so I turned and hit the gas instead of the breaks and drove us into a ditch 😔. I’m not gay, it just felt nice to see someone to sympathize with on that
AHAHAHA that’s iconic
Flowerfliff i felt that😔. my instructor had to constantly use the emergency break because i’m just such a bad driver
that is by far the best coming out story i have ever heard
Hahaha!!! That reminds me one time I was driving with my mom and we were at a stoplight and the car in front of us had a bumper sticker that said "honk if you're gay" so I honked before realizing. Then my mom said "Why'd you honk?" I just said "accident" really quickly then we were quiet a long time
"you think your awkward? Try being gay" a book by phil lester
- along with dapgo, tabinof and the vulgar wasp
i a m
That would be a best seller right there 😆😆😆👌👌📚📚📚
Would actually love to read that though
"a young secret gay" sounds like me except i'm 23 and still closeted yeet
Why is this exactly me though
aw i hope you guys can feel safe enough to come out one day ♡ (i dont really know the reason but i believe thats the most common)
Haha same. If 22 is considered young.
lmao
NOICE, ima teen and out to my friends
Them: Where are you from?
Me: I’m slightly American
That is how I think of anyone speaking English that's not definitely got a British, Australian, Kiwi or South African accent (most people pick up some American accent from watching American TV)
@@danielpaxton6543 yup and it's also hard to tell the difference between canadians and americans
@@danielpaxton6543 I like how you just made Canada the violas of countries ❤️
You know how middle aged women talk about their “girlfriends” who are just their female friends? My mom asked me if I wanted to ask a girlfriend over and I was what “Wh-what? I don’t have-“ and then I realized
This bothers me so much! My mum does it too and I do a double take every time I hear it. Then they say 'partner' instead of girlfriend when it's two women like can you just use the same words for everyone please?
Our cooking/food technology teacher said that once and we were all excited but no she just meant a female friend
My own GRANDMA asked me if I "had a girlfriend" once and I just stared at her for an uncomfortably long time before I realized she was asking if I had any Friends Who Are Girls at my new school 😭 For a second or two there I was convinced my grandma, of all people, somehow clocked me as gay when no one else in my family has 😭
My bisexual friend's grandmother kept referring to my friend's girlfriend as her "partner" NOT her friend or by her name only as her partner and my friend had the audacity to say that her grandmother had no idea. Like girl, she knows.
MY GRANDMA DID THAT AND I WAS SO SCARED FOR LIKE 2 SECONDS OMG
Phil: "as a young secret gay..."
The entire phandom: relatable
petition to rename the fandom to “young secret gays incorporated”
this whole video is just 10 minutes of gay panic
phil: "omg this guy is talking to me is this my chance at love????"
guy at bar: *laughs*
phil: *am i a joke to you? what did i do wrong?*
phil bring so insanely open about liking boys makes me ridiculously excited
444 likes 😌☝️
The gay experience is having a crush on a person and then finding out they’re straight
Yep pretty much
Add the demi experience: having a crush on a friend then finding out they’re straight
I’m such a disaster that I ended up crushing on a girl that I KNEW was straight when I met her, wtf is wrong with my brain shdhdhdg
Or knowing they're straight but having a crush on them anyways
@@elevenmoons4020 same
Gay=Gay
Gay=Straight.
Well that couldn’t be funnier
how is he still as positive of a person after all this TRAUMA....king what have you been through
He's probably this positive of a person because of his trauma tbh.
I haven't been through much thanks for asking lol 😂😂😂👆
I was talking to my parents this year and I told them what pride month was and my dad asked "so are you proud?" and I was like "yeah sure" and then I realized
He’s so positive now because he met Dan
People who are positive and compassionate choose to be despite what they’ve been through. This is why I love Phil
You getting defensive at being accused of being straight is me unironically lmao
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Phil: ThE mOvE iS tImE
not even gonna hit read more cus i know u stupid
scarlett why are you hating on all the comments
How come i said the exact same thing and it got less likes
Phil: And then it turned out he was straight and tried to introduce me to a life of *CRIME*
It is the gay agenda
The straight agenda
Jason: sending a prank website to his best mate, expecting to find out his secret crush
Jason receiving the email: 👁👄👁
I mean, hats off to Jason. The fact that his first response was “so, do you wanna talk?” Seems really nice, like he was an actual good friend.
Yeah! It's a much better response than the ones *I* got at 15
Maybe Jason was gay too and he wanted to date phil (I should write a fanfic👁👄👁)
@@juliavidalabuin3276 let's not do that with real unconsenting people, maybe
Eleanor Hart They could just be using the idea and not making it about Phil specifically
Me Hopefully. I think a lot of us long-term phandom members have learned from experience it can make people uncomfortable to write about them in an often sexually charged fictional setting and can impact them in a negative way. Good to say something if things are unclear, but the premise is a good storyline
Phil is such a great guy. He has continued to make great content for us, become more confident in himself, and opened up about his past to us, all while respecting Dan’s privacy and feelings this past year.
Yeah, I agree.
Ur comment got me a bit confused, nothing is wrong with Dan tho, right?
i really respect him!! go phil!!!
doodooo no it’s just because dan hasn’t really been properly online for the past year and I think they mean that Phil has never pressured him to return to the internet or be in videos if he’s not ready and he waited until dan posted his sexuality video before posting his own
@@MsLivinglegend19 I see, thanks :)
my sister always says stuff like “that’s gay” or “what are you, gay?” as an insult and i always say yeah but she never catches on that i mean it.
Bing Bong-
your sisters a little slow, like honestly....
Highlighter lmao she is
Dopper lmaooo thanks
i love that wow
Haha same here. My brother is 11 and is at that age where all his mates did the same. Then he finally caught on and asked me what was up. I told him I was a 1000% lesbo and he started crying bc he felt so bad😂 I hope your sister catches on and then gets a bit more sympathy lol
awkward gay story: towards the end of my freshman year of high school one of my classmates who i got along with (we weren't really friends tho) was showing all the girls in the class a tiktok of some shirtless guy in a cowboy hat dancing to some country song. i got her phone shoved in my face as she said something like "isn't he HOT?" and i panic when i'm put on the spot so i just laughed nervously in deeply uncomfortable lesbian like "ah. yes. that is a man. he is very man-like. he has a nice..........hat."
not my finest moment lmao
Well at least you can appreciate hats:)
He has a nice hat
big captain holt from b99 energy lol
oh I feel that. i have done something like this many times... too many times to count
New favourite comment
“I was the G!” -Phil straight up outing himself as the original Gangster
Gamer 😂😂😂
Goose, Emo
I don't really have an awkward closeted story, but when I was fifteen I dated my best friend for a few weeks, then we both decided it didn't work out. Fun fact: I'm a lesbian and he's gay.
I- well that's the plot twist of the century
Same thing happened here.
SAME. EXACT SAME THING! I- WHA- DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ALL OF US?
phil: is already an awkward person
gayness: _hehe_
"I am inevitable!"
. . . . . . . . . . .
"aNd i'M kAnYa wEsT!!"
*NYE HE HE*
not to be a sap but phil seems so so happy talking about these awkward crushes and baby gay experiences and it just warms my heart to know he is putting out the content he is passionate about
oml the second that Jason said “hey Phil enter your crush’s name here” I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING DOWN I have been punked by the SAME quiz when I was a kid
same!!!
same
Nothing triggers the millenial panic quite like the crush prank website or the follow the car jumpscare video.
i have never heard of that but it seemed suspicious how Phil was telling that. though, if i had known i would totally send that to my crush just to know who was their crush !!
@@roxy5759 as an older gen z i can confirm
"Jason" is watching this right now thinking "damn I almost got him 🥺"
Young Phil: There is no way I can get more awkward
Gayness: *Let me introduce myself*
I'm the 69. like >:3
Let me introduce you to some new things
awkward closeted story:
pretty friend who is a girl: *casually sits on my lap when every seat is taken*
me, a v closeted lesbian: *panics, stiffens, doesn't know where to place my arms*
same tho
yea being gay is the best👁👄👁
ooooh so straight girls don't awkwardly stiffen up in this situation?
(I spent most of my life subconsciously rejecting the idea of being Bi because with so many things I thought "that's what all girls do/feel" and I'm constantly hit by new realisations)
Why is that me literally
@@thetheodora2371 i'm straight and I don't even feel comfortable hugging my girl best friend, believe me it's normal, just a personality thing 😂
my awkward gay moment: before i knew my girlfriend was bisexual and before she knew i was a lesbian, i would give her so much attention, like hugs, gifts, maybe a little glance at here from here and out, and it would be strange cause i would rarely do that to other people. fast forward to the end of the school year. she asked me “why do you hug me a lot” i started panicking cause i technically wasn’t ready to come out due to me not knowing if i was a lesbian or i was bisexual. i came up with a weird reason which i feel like could have outed me “it’s cause you feel so comforting” looking back a)that’s weird b) wHO SAYS THATS SJSJFJEJ. then over the summer we got super close and we both came out to each other. and then on september of 2019 we got together!!
Oh my gosh I'm sorry for laughing, that's hilarious
It's so adorable that you guys got together though!
that's so sweet!
Congrats!
this is so cute!!!
aww that’s so sweet I’m so happy for you!
Alternative Title: Closeted Phil being Innocent and Everyone takes Advantage of It
No Gay Love for Phil in the Chinese Restaurant Disco, my favorite Fall Out Boy song
same
@@carolineaupperle795 YES
"there was no gay love for phil in the Chinese restaurant disco"
-by fall out boy
lol classic
honestly, this should be the pinned comment
@@tyjuarez omg thank you xD
i actually burst out laughing when phil said the guy in the chinese bar recognised him from the car insurance ad
same, I legitimately started screaming 😂
a teacher once addressed my small group of friends as 'ladies' (two trans men and one nonbinary one cis) and a friend said "one out of four ain't bad"
jkhbgfcvhb I love that!
i love ur friend
So, how I came out to my mom was pretty cringe. It's funny to me now because of how much my mom didn't care and how much I had built THE COMING OUT up in my head only to have it all spill out in a ridiculous conversation.
So, basically my mom was talking about her dream house, and any time my mom talks about her dream house, it always includes what she calls a cabana boy (I guess to her it sounds more luxurious than a pool boy). My younger sister who was a moody teen at the time goes "God, mom, I don't want to hear about cabana boys. You're so gross." And mom's like "Well, your sister doesn't mind. I bet she'd like a cabana boy." Then my sister, who at this point knows I've been struggling with my sexuality, scoffs and says "Yeah mom, I don't think Amy cares about a cabana BOY." So my lovely mom says, "Whatever, a cabana GIRL then." I'm mortified! I just stand up, thoroughly embarrassed and not really ready to talk about my sexuality and blurt out, "I'm bisexual! So, It can be a boy or a girl. As long as they clean the pool" and walked out of the room. And that's how I think about my sexuality to this day. It could be a boy or a girl. AS LONG AS THEY CLEAN THE POOL.
This is beautiful
Silver J Crypts simply iconic
@@solkai7575 a new classic
Best👏Coming👏Out👏Ever👏👏👏👏
as long as they clean the pool!
phil: and the screen went black
*it was at this moment, he knew, he had messed up*
I mean... How could he miss such an obvious move from Jason???
gay panic intensified
Nicole Titov me on a daily basis
So, what have we learned about Phil today?
That he has the worlds worst gaydar
Maybe it’s the best gaydar, but he mixes up the signals.
Maybe he’s still confused between gay and straight 😂
@@phoebeehe that would explain it 😂
Here's my gay panic story; one time I went to Michaels to get a Christmas gift for my siblings. They really like rocks so I decided to get a little bag of rocks from a box where you can fill a bag and buy it for like 3 dollars or something. While I was browsing for rocks, a really cute person walked up next to me and also was looking at the rocks. I don't usually talk to strangers but this person was super cute and appeared very suddenly, so I was flustered and blurted out "I like your glasses" (they were round and gold). They told me they liked my jacket, and me being an extremely awkward gay who does not often receive compliments, I panicked, thanked them, and scuttled off as fast as I could. I met up with my dad in the paint isle, then realized my bag of rocks was only about half full. I didn't want to pay 3 dollars for only half of what I could get, so I went back to the rocks. The person was still there, browsing. I was too scared to approach, so I hung around looking at necklace charms for like five minutes, waiting for them to leave, knowing my dad was getting impatient. Finally I sucked it up, hurried over, and grabbed a random handful of rocks. Of course I couldn't have just left, so I grinned awkwardly and said "love me some rocks" and then ran away like my life depended on it. To this day I still turn red when I think about it.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute but embarrassing!
this made my day
I feel this
That is totally me! I have a very similar gay panic story. Actually I’m still like that. I’m 42.
@@ms.lilith8905 you are my icon
Phil: Yea, being straight means you'd wanna kiss a man!!
Straight women: Well he's not COMPLETELY wrong..
i love this
Reminds me of grade school, were I'd get called gay as an insult, but i'd just be like yes i do like boys, fight me.
he's a little confused but he's got the spirit
If this doesn’t become an ongoing series idk how my gay heart will cope
Sometimes I forget that Phil looked so much different than he did when he was younger. So while he’s telling the stories I just imagine how he looks now
i just have one image of him in my mind from when he had spiky hair, so i just imagine that and it's so amusing
@@vph1r819 I was picturing the long hair, but for some reason the hair that was longer than the style he’d have had at the time
vånilla spiky hair Phil seems incredibly unreal
Yeah, I was just thinking that! When he went "Ha ha ha... Dogs," I had to remind myself that he would've looked - and sounded - a lot different back then. It's nice to know how much more open he can be now! 👏
When he said he was 11 I instantly thought of those amazing pics when he had dyed his hair bright yellow/ginger tho ♡ idk if that’s the correct age but this is my only reference and I sksksjsjd
you really pulled an uno reverse card on jason after that crush prank. good job
Here's an awkward one: I'm trans and I was doing Romeo and Juliet for class and I volunteered to be Romeo and someone said "you can't, you're not a boy" and I just said "uhhhhhh bet??"
Yikes.
Edit: no one figured out I was trans. I forgot to mention that
That is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever heard, have a fantastic day
I wish this was how I came out 😂
oh my god mood me asking to play mercutio every day and people giving me the weirdest looks
Im genderfluid
"You cant do that"
BET
Literally the EXACT same thing happened to me😲
No one:
Literally no one ever:
Phil: do you wanna gay it up in secret
Me and my friends lmao
i cant
"Most situations I'm in turn out awkward." That hit too close to home
dusty dusty my musty busty babe
At this point, I expect it and don't even try to prevent it
Dude I deadass read this comment as he said it and had a slow realization that it was perfect timing
So I'm a closeted trans person but I do theatre and get cast as a lot of guys' roles (despite my directors thinking I'm a girl) and in my last show (where I played someone's dad) one of the directors accidentally referred to me as "he" (which is actually my correct pronoun) and I shared a Look with my one friend in the show that I was out to and the director mistook it for me being offended and apologized and all me and my friend could do was laugh because she was right the first time and had no idea
Biologically you can't change genders. Do as you wish though much love sir.
@@treeladder5338 Literally what was the point in your comment
@@treeladder5338 You're disgusting
Happy for you, it must have been nice to get the right pronoun from a stranger!
This gave me chills, love that for you!!
Member: ...scope out some “hot guys”
Phil: I ‘ L L G O
+++
I mean, same.
When I was 15, i went to a (very bad) birthday party. We played never have I ever, and someone said "never have I ever thought I was gay". Two people said "no, of course not". Me, not yet realising I was bi, but with no shame whatsoever, said "Well, I've thought it about it, but I don't think I am". To which two other people immediately said "Same, same, same".
Those other two people - one later realised she was bi as well, the other was a closeted lesbian who had been one of the people who said "of course not". Without realising, I had made my closeted friend feel safe and a few months later she came out to me. We're 27 now, and still best friends.
Last year I broke my nose at the school bus stop when a girl smiled at me and I fell into the road. My friends didn’t even help me they were pissing themselves laughing
Without question, this is the best one yet.
Ok so my mom is actually gay... Like she’s a lesbian and people would joke or “insult” saying “Your mom’s big gay” and I’d be like “Yeah Ik you can go sit down now” because most of the time it was younger kids😂😂
Thank this made my day (well 3am😂)
I have lesbian mothers as well! My mom has had a girlfriend for ten years now so I was basically raised by two mothers. Whenever someone says something like, "You're mom's gay." I'm just like, "Which one?" It's never failed to shut people up lol.
"Jason" out there somewhere regretting his whole life rn
phil : uploads
*[everyone liked that]*
"Do you wanna talk" - The words that instantly make any gay start to sweat
hearing phil so openly talk about being gay is still so surreal omg
no one:
phil: lets gay it up in secret
I got yelled at by my grandmother at like age 8 for having a crush on Shego from Kim Possible , my grandfather on the other hand told me he was proud no matter what gender I married. Quite a few years after that I was talking with my great uncle and randomly came out to him when we were discussing marrige. He was saying "You're going to find a nice military man to marry one day." And I blurted out, "But Uncle Joe I don't want to marry a man, I want to marry a woman." I turned bright red but my uncle just smiled and told me "Well they don't have to be a man, just as long as they're in the miltary."
i relate to you on a higher level bc i also had a crush on Shego when i was 8
@@brisabustos8421 Same
As long as the ya re in the military😂 I wish my family was like that
Brisa Bustos awww i love that 😂
@ebony b true, true
the most awkward moments are whenever any of my family say things like “oh just wait one day when you find a husband you’ll understand” like oh...oh tina.....if only you knew
tina, you've got a big storm coming.
gosh darn it tina
a husband? in THIS economy? get real, tina
Same! My dad is convinced I've been talking to a boy
Some pre-realizing-I’m-trans childhood stories: 1. When I was a kid, being a “tomboy” to me meant “you’re technically a girl but in every way that matters you are actually a guy”. I was desperate to be perceived as a tomboy and asked my siblings if they considered me to be one, and my brother said kinda but not really because I wasn’t into sports or enough “masculine” things. I was pissed and kept trying to convince him that I really was a tomboy lmao. 2. Connected to that first story. As a kid I loved characters and making stories with video game characters and the like (I’m a writer now, as fate would have it). I had this player guide to Mario Party 4 and read one sentence in it that said Princess Daisy is a tomboy and from then on for years I projected myself onto her and adored her. I made a version of her in my head for storytelling purposes where, as I said earlier, she was “a girl but in every way that matters actually a guy”. The character still has a special place in my heart. 3. On a similar note of me making stories with video game characters, when I was a kid I thought Kirby was a girl because he’s pink. When I found out he was a boy, I decided to make a whole AU in my head where there is a race of Kirby people and their sex can be told by their color but Kirby was a boy that was born with one of the girl colors. Yeah, it was that on the nose. I remember feeling particularly emotionally invested in that story, too. My subconscious was really screaming at me with that one, yet I didn’t realize until senior year of high school and this was from when I was 5-8...
Wow, that's all rather touching!! Thank you for sharing. I think it helps me understand as a cis female who has never had those feelings. I know I could never truly know what it's like, but thank you for sharing your perspective
transmasc to transmasc, this is adorable and deeply relatable lmao. on the mario kart thing i always picked Rosalina, now i know it was because i had a big gay crush on her hahaha
when the jason story happened to me, i told my best friend that i didn’t have a crush on anyone so i was testing our friendship compatibility instead.. i don’t know if she believed me but i lived to see another day
dang that's some serious big brain
Andrea Sullie gay panic brain works quickly apparently
your MIND incredible
@The Zenboi same when I accidentally confessed to my crush I was like "Uh someone took my phone " the next morning. It had been at midnight lmao
when i was a young very feminine closeted gay boy, i got into my mother’s mascara and eye makeup. And when she asked me why there was makeup on my face i kid you not, as a young child i said: well..... basically a ghost came in while i was asleep and put it on me. 👁👄👁
Aww that's lowkey adorable
That's iconic
Gay
are you sure it wasn't james charles
Turning the tables on Jason like that was actually genius
Not necessarily a closetted moment, but when I came out as Pan to my dad, he made the mandatory pansexual joke, and then was just like "Okay, so girls, I like girls too, are they any girls you like, I can't help with guys, but girls I can!" And it was just so wholesome and awkward. My mom was behind us just watching and shaking her head.
no one:
literally no one:
phil: [laughing over nothing to impress the guy he likes]
I'm convinced Phil is a sim or something because his whole life is just a collection of stories I will never believe actually happened . # who'scontrollingamazingphil ?
What if dan and phil are actually Dil’s sims
Your Typical Stan the most epic plot twist
I love your profile pic!!!
@@ju3491 meta
Your Typical Stan someone needs to write this fic. I expect it to be hilarious.
my awkward closeted moment: I was at a sleepover and we were playing truth or dare. I was dared to kiss another (.. very pretty) girl and I Panicked. she whispered in my ear that we didn't really Need to kiss, that she would put her thumb between our lips. anyway in order to do that she had to cup my face and I think that in that moment I blacked out
What an absolute mood
Phil: *says Luke and Jason*
Percy Jackson fans: 👁👁
I thought about it too !! Thank you
yess
that's exactly what I was thinking 👁️👄👁️
omg I thought that too!!!
wouldn’t we all take Jason Grace to the aquarium
SPOILERS!!!!
if he wasn’t dead
Me: *stops watching Phil's video in order to watch the newest Phil's video*
LMFAOSJAJJA
The Philathon is a constant state these days.
Same
Why is this me rn
THAT WAS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS DOING FHDHSDFHFDHGFDHF
"but there was no gay love for phil"
it literally hurts my heart
Fr he had so much love that he just wanted to share with someone and didnt get the chance back then 😭
BUT THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HAS GROWN AS A LOVELY PERSON AND HAS LOVE IN HIS LIFE AND THINGS ARE GOOD AND LIFE WILL GET BETTER AND OTHER WHOLESOME THINGS💜
Could this be a series? Like “my gay story before I came out with glory”
How about this: let's not make Phil cringe himself to death lmao
Carolina Keltto lol of course I don’t want him to share if he’s not comfortable, this is even funny stories we have
Omg yes please please
my friend told me i gave off straight energy and i got so offended i accidentally outed myself😔🤚
The earliest “trans memory” I have is from when I was 4. I was batman for Halloween, but everyone kept calling me batgirl. I was super mad at them, and I remember whispering to myself that I was a boy, and that comforted me a lot. (I was still mad though.)
travelingmarket115 sending hugs.
oh my god I have this black sequin corset that has a yellow bat symbol on the front and i used to wear it all the time because I'm weird like that and people constantly called me batgirl and referred to it as a batgirl corset and I'd always get so mad and be like no its batman and refused to have it be anything but a batman corset and looking back at this it was probably a trans thing in part at least. I also did halloween with family friend and one of her friends a while ago and i'm pretty sure she was recently out trans woman and she was in a batwoman cosplay and it was just so nice to see.
That's so cute thoo!
God I relate to that so much, I had a Spider-Man costume and everybody called me spider girl. I was mostly mad because I didn’t like spider girl and spider woman and wanted to be like spider man lmao.
aww bless you, I hope people are calling you by the right pronouns and names now 💕
All the closeted people (including me) watching this: **_second-hand panicking_**
Dude, I'm straight and I was panicking for him a little-
Phil: I was closeted. I said NO I'M NOT STRAIGHT WHAT THE HELL I'M THE FURTHEST THING FROM STRAIGHT!
Me: Oh no Philly what is you doing???
IKNOWWWW
😊In the future we will live one day where love wins. I hope we get to live that day. It might take a long time, but time is always ticking we will get there eventually. Bless all you wonderful souls.
"No, i'm not straight, why would you ask me if I'm straight? I'm the furthest person from being straight." That's exactly how I react when people think I'm straight
"There was no gay love for Phil at the Chinese restaurant disco". I feel like I'm going to start using this sentence in regular conversation. When I'm telling a story about something that didn't end up going my way, I'll finish the story with this exact phrase. Bless you, Phil.
Sounds like a band