Phil: has been on youtube since 2006 Phil: literally went to college and got a degree for video production Phil: has books and has gone on multiple tours and conventions bc of his career as a youtuber Phil: won awards, hosted award shows, had a radio show, and has a great merch line Phil: *is honestly one of the founding members of the "youtuber creator culture"* and is still relevant, amazing, and uncontroversial Also Phil: doesn't have an actual mic stand
The highest selling doll in the barbie collection is a gay Ken who is wearing a cock ring necklace, and gay club fashion It makes Mattel really mad that it's their highest selling one ever because they didn't realise, and thought it was just regular fashion💞💞💞
@@lisa_vxng some people were saying that dan is going to launch some new merch and it's pride themed, the shirt Phil was wearing can be one of the new shirts
Marie Kondo is the exact opposite of "The Gordon Rhamsey of cleaning" but I think it's hilarious that you looked at this small lady and went ''Ah yes she is CLEARLY filled with Rage''
You dislike my v*deos? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch my stuff anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good reputation. I am a superstar, dear marj
When he brought out the snake and said he would donate it I said “I really hope you wash it before you do or I will be very concerned for whoever gets it xd”
Literally the earliest I've ever been to witness Phil's wholesomeness. But hey! You said you'd try to toss at least 3 things and you hit twice that quota! Good for you Phil!
@Emily Barclay i was surprised that there's only innocent answers to this But then you go and put stress toys in quotes, and we had to visualise that Now I recognise my people
Mackenzie D lmao I love the needle arts thread that’s happening but yes yarn and thread is such a big thing for me to buy right now and knitting/crocheting arent even the projects I’ve been focusing on so it’s just like????? It’s just so pleasing to buy new yarn
I've gotta be honest, when phil said 'spring cleaning' i deadass didn't think anything of it and thought it was actually spring and not the middle of september
Last time they were doing clean-outs like this, wasn't it a lead-up to moving house? Petition for DnP to move to Australia. I reckon they'd fit right in with Melbourne people. Dan in particular has a lot of Melbourne in his soul. 😍
i expect bedside tables to have just old receipts and books but based on this you’ve probably got like a tennis racket and a snowman just sitting in there
“keep or yeet” more like phil finding reasons to keep everything for 9 minutes
az omg hi az
UwU
emememem hi em
how does it feel being phils bestie
congrats on being pinned!
missing as many P.E. lessons as possible is gay culture
Yep
Walking the mile is also gay culture
okay but why the actual frick is this comment so accurate
I mean I was present in all PE lessons I could until I realized I was NonBinary and trans
@@rachelwalker3017 YES. Its our speed walk that gets the grade ✨😌✨
Marie Kondo: "Keep only the things that spark joy."
Phil: finds joy in literally everything
I mean, are you surprised
@dueeh nyyu ?
so you’re telling me that to close steve’s cage you used a charger when you literally had a ball of string this entire time
Omg this makes the charger thing funnier
Off topic but I love your icon so much lol
I'm unsurprised 😂
“Dan got it for me”
It’s official guys, Dan still exists
Pretty sire it was a gofr from like 2016 or 2017 for Phil's Birthday
who?
Anti Christina oof :’c
Dan just posted a thirst trap on instagram 3 days ago lol
@@princesstragedeigh i- this hAS to be a joke right?
Phil: has been on youtube since 2006
Phil: literally went to college and got a degree for video production
Phil: has books and has gone on multiple tours and conventions bc of his career as a youtuber
Phil: won awards, hosted award shows, had a radio show, and has a great merch line
Phil: *is honestly one of the founding members of the "youtuber creator culture"* and is still relevant, amazing, and uncontroversial
Also Phil: doesn't have an actual mic stand
Iconic
Forget spring cleaning, we should all do some “September Sweeping”
It's spring here in Australia!!
@@jura77ica And in South-America!
juwulie A-lici-RMY not yet! In a week or so
ashamed to say that i laughed when you said “hello litty” when talking about the hello kitty bottle
Made me laugh too don't worry :)
I laughed too
Care to explain the joke?
@@randomness051 It was Hello Kitty Rosé aka alcohol. If you drink alcohol you'd be "Lit" thus "Hello Litty." 😉
I'm not ashamed to admit the following, "hello litty" is fuckin funny xD
"not that the toys were gay, Ken was gay "
*dead*
i mean slinky is a sausage dog
I wanna like this but you have 69 likee
I think Ken was just a metrosexual guy with a nice, non-toxic masculinity. Rex on the other hand is DEFF gay!
The highest selling doll in the barbie collection is a gay Ken who is wearing a cock ring necklace, and gay club fashion
It makes Mattel really mad that it's their highest selling one ever because they didn't realise, and thought it was just regular fashion💞💞💞
HE'S GIVING AWAY TIMMY. I REPEAT: HE'S GI- oh wait, false alarm... we good.
Same! I was like "Someone call Dan to stop this guy from giving Timmy away!!! Oh- oOH--- nevermind he's keeping it"
wait, the snake was called Timmy?
my entire life I’ve been lied to..
Exactly what I thought 😂😂
LOL
Blaze The Biz *TIMMY LIKES IT*
no one:
me when phil took out the snake: TIMMY LIKES IT
Meeeee
Emily Hume same like you CANNOT YEET AN ICONIC PART FROM PINOF
Meeee
YES
noooooo
Phil: “I’m gonna throw the snake away”
Me: *holding back tears* “plz no”
*NOT TIMMY*
I mean, we all have to admit that Timmy is kinda useless😂😂 but bounded with lots of sweet memories obvs❤️
Timothy!
The fact the Phil had string but still used a PHONE CHARGER to close the pet carrier is hilarious 😂
It is the era of technology indeed
Yeah I thought that too 😆
*_its the future now, Steve_*
Phil wearing a rainbow 'london' t shirt perfectly defines the gay, British lad he is
i need one
@@lisa_vxng some people were saying that dan is going to launch some new merch and it's pride themed, the shirt Phil was wearing can be one of the new shirts
Carol Dias **gasp** that would be so cool ovo
@@caroldias1849 wEll
sneaky sneaky phil doing a “sort out” when they were MOVING THE WHOLE TIME
yesssss that's what I thought too
“I’m assuming Marie condo is like the Gordon Ramsay of cleaning” lol could not be more off
More like the Bob Ross of tidying
HE ALMOST THREW AWAY THE “TIMMY LIKES IT” SNAKE I NEARLY DIED
He knew timmy liked it to much to get rid of
I literally screamed "NOOOOO TIMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!"
“i was really feeling my gay oats when i bought this” where is the gay oats i must find them to make lesbian flapjacks
Sounds great! I’d love me some nice lesbian flapjacks.
How about pansexual porridge?
@@solarstar7509 my favourite kind
What's do bi peeps get?
@@reynadunham1174 bi pie?
That llama should be added to the “dan and phil being inappropriate” video
Yep.
Definitely.
Lonely Writer better get on this quick
"hello kitty rose? we're gonna get HELLO LITTYYYY"
- phil 2020
OMG I GOT HEARTED ANAJAKAK
1kth like !!
Marie Kondo is the exact opposite of "The Gordon Rhamsey of cleaning" but I think it's hilarious that you looked at this small lady and went ''Ah yes she is CLEARLY filled with Rage''
i love that you were able to find baby photos, a snake stuffed animal, and a bottle of rosé all in the same box
phil's setup cannot be better than a kitchen roll tripod, the most legendary tripod
You dislike my v*deos? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch my stuff anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good reputation. I am a superstar, dear marj
AxxL WAT
It reminded me of the bulbasaur they used to prop up a phone to film setting up the Christmas tree in their living room in one of the Christmas videos
Kimberly Appelcline omg that just unlocked a memory in my head
*TIMMY LIKES IT*
TIMMY DOESN’T LIKE IT
*TIMMY LIKES IT*
TIMMY’S TOO YOUNG
(I really hope people get this reference)
The snek
*TIMMY LIKES IT*
yes!
frikin love timmy
I remember when this had two likes
no one:
not even Phil:
me when Phil brought out the snake: tIMmY LiKeS iT
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 😭
When he brought out the snake and said he would donate it I said “I really hope you wash it before you do or I will be very concerned for whoever gets it xd”
AHAHAHA ME TOO
I SCREECHED TIMMY
I thought the same 😅🤣
* *sees snake* *
* *gets pinof ptsd flashbacks* *
i miss timmy
TIMMY LIKES IT
@@annieclark3413 TIMMY I-IS ONLY YOUNG
Glad i wasnt the only one 😂
when phil likes then unlikes your comment
👋🏻😔
"maybe she's nicer"
Of course, either you're Gordon Ramsay or you're nicer
haha, that is so true
The two genders
Phil: "i'm gonna try and yeet at least 3 things"
also Phil: **keeps almost everything**
to be fair, you yeeted 6 things so i'm proud of you
@@rosalyntiangco3021 ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ yus
Phil: September Cleaning
People in the Southern Hemisphere: Spring Cleaning
Nice profile picture.
Thanks @@tsukishimakei7452 you too
cat is a disaster should we clean when it’s Spring?
Yup
*laughs in brazilian* exactly my thoughts
Nobody:
Phil: An exotic name like TrENT
fucking ~trent~ at it again at the crusty krab👁👄👁
I see a lot of people talking about Phil's shirt but can we take a moment to appreciate the mario plant in the background?
YASSSS
It's called a piranha plant x
Piranha plant.
Phil: "Who ever buys string?"
Also Phil: "String is useful, it can stay."
phil this video is just like "and i will pepper in the fact that i'm gay"
otrera whycraft come through with the john mulaney reference!
me in every conversation I've ever had-
I feel like Phil's videos have become increasinly gay after his goming out xD I love that he's being himself though ^^
John Boy!!!!
*UK Phannies scramble to find Phil’s stuff in a charity shop*
“I’m no- I’m not- the toys were gay…
They weren’t gay…
Ken was gay”
Edit: thanks for all the likes
Clearly.
I mean, they actually accidentally make Ken gay once
@Emily Hume HE ABSOLUTELY DID and it was BEAUTIFUL
Marc IM sorry WHAT?!??
Buff Music Man google the story it’s iconic
When Phil pulled out the snake
Everyone: *intense flashbacks from PINOF*
Him hitting dan on the ass with it
@@meghanaaaaa TIMMYS ONLY YOUNG
Literally the earliest I've ever been to witness Phil's wholesomeness. But hey! You said you'd try to toss at least 3 things and you hit twice that quota! Good for you Phil!
Wandering Minstrel samee
Same
Sameeee
Same here!
same
5:21 * me having a flashback to a PINOF where Dan says “Timmy LiKeS it” *
That's all I was thinking offfffffff
Phil: why do I have string?
Me: * physically combusting as I remember the pigeon trap using a phone cord *
The string in the box seeing you use a phone charger to catch Steve: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?👁️💧👄💧👁️
Why are the tears between the eyes, I'm scared
@@sindrevangenrobberstad2889 they are in the corner of the eyes okay???
Phil's gay jokes are giving me life
alt title: phil coming out as a hoarder
The trio of emos is bringing a tear to my eye.
“Truth Bombs” is infinitely better than “Dumb Games to play with your friends”
HE ALMOST YEETED THE SNAKE I NEARLY CRIED DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN PHIL
Me talking to my therapist: "And you get to watch me sort my life out!"
*"Hopefully."*
Phil: Maybe we can do my bedside drawer next?
Also Phil: **rethinks and sweats nervously** I don’t know what I’d find in there...
I guess he still has 50+ SPF sunscreen
his 75 singular socks
@Emily Barclay i was surprised that there's only innocent answers to this
But then you go and put stress toys in quotes, and we had to visualise that
Now I recognise my people
Emily Barclay the mushroom “stress toy” was murdered awhile ago
Emily Barclay more like 12 brothers, let’s be realistic here
7:47 doesn’t look like a demon, but I too would be terrified to come home and see a poster of myself.
I read the title and thought YEET IT PHIL
Omg same
Phil: who goes out and just thinks "I'm gonna go buy string?"
Me, a crocheter: ya... who would do that...
Me, a sewer who just bought 5 different colors of thread: .... yea
me, who just got home from buying 16 balls of yarn: yeah thats... that's crazy
Me, trying to organize the 270 balls of yarn I bought during quarantine: ehehehehe yeah what a strange thing...
Mackenzie D lmao I love the needle arts thread that’s happening but yes yarn and thread is such a big thing for me to buy right now and knitting/crocheting arent even the projects I’ve been focusing on so it’s just like????? It’s just so pleasing to buy new yarn
Me, organizing my 25 new bobbins of embroidery thread... haha yeah that’s wild
I swear I almost had a heart attack when he tried to get rid of Timmy.
“This is a present from dan” AJHHDJ
Phil: this yoga mat is going to be donated
Later on eBay: USED FINGER YOGA KIT BY PHIL LESTER FOR £10000
I’m so glad Phil’s gay is freely showing! YAY PHIL☺️
“Who ever goes out and says ‘ooh, I’ll just buy some string?’” *sweats in 5 tubs full of yarn*
Phil: brings out the snake
Me: “TIMMY LIKES IT!!!!!”
Thanks you for keeping Timmy, Phil.
Phil knows timmy likes so he's keeping him
TIMMYS ONLY YOUNG
TIMMY LIKEEESSSSS IT
I feel like Phil’s box was as expansive as Mary Poppins’ bag
Seeing Phil's videos pop up in my notifications just makes everything better
same
I'm proud of you and happy you're alive!
Same, he makes me so happy :)
@@katten39 awh thank you so much, this made me smile :)) same to you!
Phils just the only relatable UA-camr left at this point
agreed
Yesh
i’m assuming one of the others will come back soon👀
@@junohoppe DONT GIVE ME HOPE
This is a relatable comment
“TIMMY LIKES IT” he actually put it around his neck after what dan did to it🤣🤣
Oh gawd
Oh lord
I've gotta be honest, when phil said 'spring cleaning' i deadass didn't think anything of it and thought it was actually spring and not the middle of september
I mean TECHNICALLY its spring for SOME PEOPLE just not him
Same. Welcome to 2020, the year that lasted both a few weeks and at least five centuries.
Here in Australia it IS Spring!
@@robinhascoolboots9863 Well, for entire countries, including mine hahaha
It's spring where I am, lol!
phil: keep or yeet? 😱
phil: keeps literally almost everything because he is a hoarder
Wrong but okay
me who has to hold myself back from buying every string ball i see in shops: hhahah yeah who even buys string hah good one philip
Having a random metal ball in a box under your bed and having no clue where it came from is a lot of chaotic energy and I’m here for it
Phil Striker has evolved to “Zack” and “Trent”
Broke: Melvin
Woke: Zack/Trent
PHIL STRIKER YOU UNLOCKED A MEMORY
Zack and/or Trent Striker
_the name striker still activates my fight or flight response_
“this was a present from dan”
yay🤗
considering the amount of items you kept you could have also titled it: KEEP IT OR KEEP IT
Lmao
I mean.... you’re not /wrong/ per se
phil : "I should not ignore that urge"
me : "the urge"
thank you for the reminder that I should go back and rewatch the glory that was Dan's writing in that video
@@lisahogholt9713 you're welcome :)
I'm missing something. Please help
still cannot believe that exists.
@@sofieturesson dan wrote a fanfiction called the urge, it's on his channel
Just realized this was most likely him and Dan packing and he found this box of stuff
me, an Australian who has just woken up: confused by Phil talking about September like it isn't in Spring
Same tho Em
Haha opposites. We are heading for autumn xD
Last time they were doing clean-outs like this, wasn't it a lead-up to moving house? Petition for DnP to move to Australia. I reckon they'd fit right in with Melbourne people. Dan in particular has a lot of Melbourne in his soul. 😍
@@tealrose3248 not Melbourne right now honey 💀
In our half of the world its fall
i expect bedside tables to have just old receipts and books but based on this you’ve probably got like a tennis racket and a snowman just sitting in there
wow 😂
That wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest
It’s actually common for people to keep sex toys in their bedside cabinets lol.
“keep or yeet” aka phil outing himself as a chronic hoarder
Phil: String is useful
Also Phil: *uses a charging cable to catch a pigeon*
No one:
Literally no one:
Phil: **aggressively grasps the llama duster**
“My brother and an actual DEMON” is what I will describe each and every picture I have with my brother from this day forward.
Can we just take a second to imagine Dan giving Phil this signed picture of a naked man
Like why no one is talking about this
This had to be hilarious
Because we'd seen it before
Michelle Ziems though didnt he say his grandma sent it him last time?
I remember them talking about it before and showing it so yeah i was not surprised at all
Not just any man... David boriani
Also plays booth in bones
And angle in buffy
And is fit af
@@jmz1736 when?
Phil: who ever just goes out and buys string??
*all the sewers nervously sweat*
and bracelet or keychain makers.
i forgot sewing existed and for a moment i thought you meant a sewer. i’m so sorry
all the string players nervously sweat
Technically it's thread I buy, not string. Big difference.
@@zoe_murtagh_03 oh my bad.
3:20 I AM CRYINGGGG THIS IS WHY I LOVE PHIL
Ah yes, the most exotic name ✨𝓣𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽✨
Phil: "who buys string?!?!"
Me, who crochets and knits: 👁👄👁 "okie"
I mean, that's yarn though...
@@Roozyjme who sews: 👁👄👁
@@finch1504 That's thread though
@@Roozyj he had yarn though. Also, string is basically thread which is part of yarn.
When you realise this video was probably because moving
When he said “reusable water bottle” I thought he said “reasonable water bottle” lmao
I thought I was alone 😂
Did anyone else shout “TIMMY!!” At the screen when Phil pulled out the snake
Oh, good - I thought it was just me!
As soon as I saw the snake, that flashback from Pinof hit me so hard.
"ken was gay"
-phil lester
I can’t get over the fact that innocent Phil Lester said “I guess you’ve gotta have... Strong Digits”
Hes a grown adult he's not "innocent"
sammeee
me as soon as he said the words finger yoga: ..are you sure you want to share this
"Or something exotic like Trent"
Every Critical Role fan just had a heart attack.
My thoughts when Phil was about to throw the snake out:
"TIMMY DOESN'T LIKE IT!"
phil is so bad at giving names i’m honestly scared for his potential future kids
The Susans
@Laura Lella idk dan really isn't much better than phil when it comes to naming things lmao
He really called his virtual grandchild Dab and we just went with it
@zonescat they could through adoption or a surrogate
Cameron The Gay Please!
I will always remember this video as the one that came out when I got high for the first time and it was the next day and I still had a hangover.
day one of telling phil he is loved, appreciated and valid, we love u phil lester. 🥺❤️
Phil wants to be called Zack or Trent...
proceeds to call himself Melvin
Phil: Will 2021-
Ball: imma kms.
Well. Apparently there’s no 2021
I like screamed at the screen when he said he was gonna yeet Timmy
Timmy surely doesn't like it
But TIMMY LIKES IT
Timmy doesn't like it!
“bArK fOr mE pHiLip” -and other sentences said by Phil Lester 2020
CONGRATULATIONS on clearing a ton of plastic from the ocean, guys! Small steps can make a huge difference, major respect for Phil for this collab 🎉
I haven't watched Phil in a while, but I came across this video and I felt this warm fuzzy nostalgic feeling haha
I'm glad he's doing well
Sammmme
wow imagine if they called truth bombs “dumb questions to ask your friends” lmaoooo
1:44 I can hear the spirit of Dan yelling at him for that
lesbians are gonna be buying those mini yoga pants and the mini yoga mat now
Charlotte Keller of course! I should make earrings out of them
I'm proud of you and happy you're alive!
SKSNSAKANA
on it!
can confirm