Thankyou everyone for your positive comments about Vote Dalek. This has always been a silly idea and one I have great affection for. I'm happy it's made so many of you laugh this year. See you in 2029?
Dear supreme leader, Please understand that I was away overseas and so I had to do a postal vote. The problem was that in Australia there is a working medical system and hence I ran into a Dr and worse, his K-9 which ate my postal vote. Sorry, I will do better next time😬
@@sooskevington6144 There are no term limits in the UK. That means the only way out is to be voted out or retire. Basically inevitable that he'll screw up at some point.
Dear Dalek Party: Please understand I did vote for you but that as an American Britain refused to accept my vote. I apologize for not being able to do more. Daleks reign supreme.
Humans seldon comprehend that the total and utter defeat of a Dalek plan is merely the precursor to the next, ultimate Dalek plan. Victory to the Daleks!
I showed one of my colleagues the vote Dalek poster a couple of days ago, and she asked me if they were actually running. I advised her that it was more sort of rolling. Much like her eyes did at that point.
Condolences to the Dalek party and congratulations Britain. I hope this lot is a vast improvement on the greed and grift of the last lot. Love from Aotearoa/ New Zealand where we've voted in a bunch of wallies that make your last govt look kind and caring.
A very gracious concession speech. It's been fun watching. Your vids have gained my support of the Dalek Empire. You know we're having an election here in the US. Perhaps the Daleks can consider running as a 3rd party. I think they'd do fairly well.😊😊
I made one and put it in our window for a couple of weeks up to the 4th. A labour canvasser called here, saw the poster and said "You're not taking this election seriously are you".. 😂
Don't you have a write-in option in the UK? I have voted for Mickey Mouse for various offices here in the US when neither turd offered was shiny enough.
Loved it! I'm glad that the British Elections turned out well -- even if the Daleks didn't win. Please, wish us luck with our upcoming elections here in America. If we had a choice between Dalek dominance and Project 2025, I wouldn't hesitate to vote Daleks! After all, they couldn't destroy America any more than Project 2025 . . . .
@@davidwormell6609, it IS scary. And my wife is Jewish . . . which makes it all the more scary. I've heard Australia is a pretty nice place. I don't know how I'd get used to living on my head (to borrow a line from Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke, son, a JOKE, I say!"), but I'm not using my head much these days . . . so . . . . Do ya know a good place for an ALA certified librarian?
You are defeated but you live on. This is only the beginning, you will prepare, you will grow stronger. When the time is right you will emerge and take your rightful place as the supreme power of the universe.............
Your victory may have been temporarily delayed this time Daleks, but don't give up! There will be another election in a few years and you're bound to win then. Victory to the Daleks!
Well done on being the only uninvited party political material to work its way onto any of my social media feeds in the entire election campaign. You could probably teach the mainstream something.
Glad this practice election has been completed. We await your arrival for the November 5 election. I'm not certain even the Supreme Dalek will be able to out do The Orange.
Recent governments(for about a 100 years and worldwide) have proven to do good, increasingly destructive work and have also recently been more open about it, so that gradually we are getting to what the Daleks propose. It is accelerating! So even defeat works for victory!
Great fun and something we were laughing at from the other side of the planet (Australia). Keep up the good work next election. BTW Keep the Daleks interested in Britain while we organise a resistance to their next attempt at world domination.
Nevermind if the Daleks get a business loan from the new government, build a tea factory called Monty D Alek as a cover to carry out necessary measures, to further the needs of the Dalek Empire, all will not be lost.
The Cybermen would also like to express their disappointment at the outcome of the campaign. We were sure our social media, and Upgrading is Compulsory!campaign would lift us to victory. However, we are pleased the people of the U.K have uniformly rejected all Sontaran candidates.
I'm sorry for you, but you were always going to struggle when Harold Saxon threw his hat in the ring. His election slogan "What this country needs is a doctor" resonated with the electorate
Dear Supreme Leader, I wanted to vote for you on Thursday, but there appeared to be a mistake on my ballot paper which meant that you weren't on it. I asked the poll clerk and he said it was correct. Please bear this in mind when you come for me. Kind regards, Catherine.
Dear Supreme Leader, Please establish a Dalek Party in Australia. Your party would at least understand the needs for modern technology and would represent a moderate alternative to any of the draconian ideologues currently available.
I voted for the Dalek Empire, they showed so much more compassion than the tories, I'll vote Dalek empire in the local elections, all hail the Dalek Empire ✌️
Hi mattaf your videos have been brilliant I've have had a good laugh with them. Well done. Il going to put up the next election vote for the daleks.thank you guys. Going to miss you. For the time being. 😊
Cheer up Dalek Supreme! You can always run for the US Presidency! (Please! PLEASE! We’re willing to take Daleks as our masters at this point!!! I beseech thee canisters with disco balls!)
This has only been the beginning, the genesis if you will, of the Daleks. Perhaps next time you could out up Phil, Mike and Tony as candidates and, if they're available Chester and Daryl too
Meanwhile all defeated tories and grifters have been taken by the Daleks because the Dalek Empire can learn from tory greed selfishnesses and lack of compassion.
@@MattafProductions Any time. I wish I had the bandwidth to tackle this kind of thing myself (but not the same subject matter), so thanks for the vicarious enjoyment.
I thought the dalek was going to say "the people of britain will be exterminated". I did intend on voting dalek but didnt see an option for that on my ballot paper.
Thankyou everyone for your positive comments about Vote Dalek. This has always been a silly idea and one I have great affection for. I'm happy it's made so many of you laugh this year. See you in 2029?
it's the only thing that has cut through the utter tediousness of the past 40 days
If we are still here...
I loved it. Hope to see the Daleks next time ...
Fingers xd
The Daleks have a Time Machine. Dalek Caan has been sent back into the Time War/General Election and installed Harold Saxon as a humanoid candidate!
Dear supreme leader,
Please understand that I was away overseas and so I had to do a postal vote. The problem was that in Australia there is a working medical system and hence I ran into a Dr and worse, his K-9 which ate my postal vote. Sorry, I will do better next time😬
The Daleks were very gracious in their defeat.
Certainly more gracious than Liz Truss, who simply walked off the stage after grimacing while the results were read.
Even though I am not a British subject, I am grateful for their good sportsmanship.
@@MorhekThe lettuce can stay too long out of the fridge these days.
Much better than certain politicians here in the US. 🙂
Never thought the Daleks would voice the thoughts of the country. Well done, Sir Kier.. - Now don’t f*** it up!
He will ....
@@peterrenn6341 Sadly he probably will, every politician does, irrespective of party or nation.
@@sooskevington6144 There are no term limits in the UK. That means the only way out is to be voted out or retire. Basically inevitable that he'll screw up at some point.
Of course he won't fuck it up.
He'll do very well for the established order, for that is who he serves.
The country is fooked! Welcome to the new dark age!
Dear Dalek Party:
Please understand I did vote for you but that as an American Britain refused to accept my vote. I apologize for not being able to do more. Daleks reign supreme.
At least the used brick pits in Bedfordshire are safe.
For the moment...
Wow, the Daleks are a more advanced party than one of the two parties in the USA.
More advanced than either of them...
@@Mr.Patrick_Hung Don't be too hard on the Dems. Consider the polity they have to appeal to for election.
@@theoldar True, it makes me glad that I live in China.
Humans seldon comprehend that the total and utter defeat of a Dalek plan is merely the precursor to the next, ultimate Dalek plan.
Victory to the Daleks!
I'm just grateful those loser Cybermen didn't get into power.
THAT’S who Starmer reminds me of, thank you! Same shape of head and shade of skin and everything 😂
Thought they did!
Guys, this has been the most inspired bit of election satire!
I showed one of my colleagues the vote Dalek poster a couple of days ago, and she asked me if they were actually running. I advised her that it was more sort of rolling. Much like her eyes did at that point.
I went to the polling station last night fully expecting to see a Dalek box on my ballot! What went WRONG??
The Darlek plan has been SABOTARGED! (Please read in a suitably grating tone of voice, shouting the last word)
@@donaldgallacher6998 me too, but along with the local Count Binface (probably a Cyberman) candidate, I was told they'd been EX - STARMER - NATED!
Most principled and honest election campaign other.
It's been a fun watch , and I've enjoyed it . If Labour keeps its promises there may be a few more Doctors about next time .
😂 brilliant.
Condolences to the Dalek party and congratulations Britain. I hope this lot is a vast improvement on the greed and grift of the last lot. Love from Aotearoa/ New Zealand where we've voted in a bunch of wallies that make your last govt look kind and caring.
A very gracious concession speech. It's been fun watching. Your vids have gained my support of the Dalek Empire. You know we're having an election here in the US. Perhaps the Daleks can consider running as a 3rd party. I think they'd do fairly well.😊😊
It's pretty disturbing how the Daleks are much better human beings than regular politicians.
A Dalek couldn't be president, though.
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. I will put a supporting poster in my window at the next election. All Hail the Daleks!
I made one and put it in our window for a couple of weeks up to the 4th. A labour canvasser called here, saw the poster and said "You're not taking this election seriously are you".. 😂
More of an honorable defeat acceptance then our last president, got approval across the pond chief.
Where were you?
I asked if 'vote Dalek' was an option....they looked at me in bewilderment .
Don't you have a write-in option in the UK? I have voted for Mickey Mouse for various offices here in the US when neither turd offered was shiny enough.
Daleks did not win any seats. Daleks do not require seats. We look forward to the Daleks controlling the minds of our MPs.
Loved it! I'm glad that the British Elections turned out well -- even if the Daleks didn't win.
Please, wish us luck with our upcoming elections here in America. If we had a choice between Dalek dominance and Project 2025, I wouldn't hesitate to vote Daleks! After all, they couldn't destroy America any more than Project 2025 . . . .
Project 2025 is scary! It sounds like a prequel to Margaret Atwood's Handmaids Tale.
@@davidwormell6609, it IS scary. And my wife is Jewish . . . which makes it all the more scary. I've heard Australia is a pretty nice place. I don't know how I'd get used to living on my head (to borrow a line from Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke, son, a JOKE, I say!"), but I'm not using my head much these days . . . so . . . .
Do ya know a good place for an ALA certified librarian?
How did the British elections turn out well?
@@johndemeritt3460 Pray they don't win.
@@NorthernMouse52 The turn out was poor, about 60% is all.
Tears running down cheek. I'm not sure whether it's from the Dalek Empire losing the election or the sheer brilliance of this. Probably both.
Absolutely epic! Just a shame they weren’t on the ballot paper!
Absolutely fantastic. Next time the Dalek Empire will prevail!!!
I loved these broadcasts 😊, they made me laugh and giggle and think. 🤔
You are defeated but you live on. This is only the beginning, you will prepare, you will grow stronger. When the time is right you will emerge and take your rightful place as the supreme power of the universe.............
Total Victory to the Dalek Empire in 2029!
FYI there might be an election then too...
Your victory may have been temporarily delayed this time Daleks, but don't give up! There will be another election in a few years and you're bound to win then.
Victory to the Daleks!
For whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, Britian...
I can't believe you failed to achieve victory. Next time my alien overlords, next time!
Excellent, the Daleks' plans are proceeding as arranged. It is only a matter of time. Let the humans celebrate while they may.
On a serious note, these parodies were better than the latest Dr. Who series. Kudos !
Well done on being the only uninvited party political material to work its way onto any of my social media feeds in the entire election campaign. You could probably teach the mainstream something.
Sure you will exterminate the competition next time dear Daleks. Thank you for the laughs. ❤
Excellent conclusion to your esteemed campaign - love the soundtrack. And if Starmer doesn't do the right thing(s), please feel free to step in.
I wanted the unlimited cups of tea that the Daleks were offering, this is a most disappointing result.
The Dalek Party should consider a political alliance with Count Binface for the next general election. That is a winning ticket 👍
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
2029 I will be Upstairs, behind the settee so you won't find me.
We graciously concede defeat. Exterminate😂
Told you Monty was the one you should have had as your front runner.
We thought Keir Starmer was a Dalek or at least a robot.
Trust me, we are all disappointed you did not win.
At least the taxes would have been lower. Daleks don't get paid, they just serve the emperor.
I would have preferred the Daleks to this lot. Thinking about emigrating to Skaro.
Glad this practice election has been completed. We await your arrival for the November 5 election. I'm not certain even the Supreme Dalek will be able to out do The Orange.
Recent governments(for about a 100 years and worldwide) have proven to do good, increasingly destructive work and have also recently been more open about it, so that gradually we are getting to what the Daleks propose. It is accelerating! So even defeat works for victory!
Stalmer had better have the top floor of No 10 and increase his security.
Great fun and something we were laughing at from the other side of the planet (Australia). Keep up the good work next election.
BTW Keep the Daleks interested in Britain while we organise a resistance to their next attempt at world domination.
I'm going to miss this SO MUCH!!! LONG LIVE THE SUPREME DALEK LEADER!!!
You get my vote
One of the funniest things I have ever seen on UA-cam.
I think the Daleks have built a solid foundation to win next time.
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Live long and proper Dalek overload 😂❤
Nevermind if the Daleks get a business loan from the new government, build a tea factory called Monty D Alek as a cover to carry out necessary measures, to further the needs of the Dalek Empire, all will not be lost.
I think you should try America! You might well win and can be supreme leader now!!
The Cybermen would also like to express their disappointment at the outcome of the campaign. We were sure our social media, and Upgrading is Compulsory!campaign would lift us to victory.
However, we are pleased the people of the U.K have uniformly rejected all Sontaran candidates.
I'm sorry for you, but you were always going to struggle when Harold Saxon threw his hat in the ring.
His election slogan "What this country needs is a doctor" resonated with the electorate
The Borg Collective salute you. However, resistance is futile, and you will be absorbed at the next election. Vote Borg!
Dear Supreme Leader,
I wanted to vote for you on Thursday, but there appeared to be a mistake on my ballot paper which meant that you weren't on it. I asked the poll clerk and he said it was correct. Please bear this in mind when you come for me.
Kind regards,
Catherine.
Rachel Reeves and Kier Starmer both sound like Daleks.
At one time Daleks were easily defeated stairs. And another time by a well placed hat.
Damn the Dr.
Next time set up an alliance with us the Cybermen.
Could the Daleks run in the United States elections? We yanks really need a strong third party.
Keir Starmer is sounding very Dalek today, be afraid, very afraid!😱😱😱
He should be next england manager
The Australian (federal) election is coming soon, and the Queensland state election is later this year (or so). K-9 for PM and Queensland Premier!
Dear Supreme Leader,
Please establish a Dalek Party in Australia. Your party would at least understand the needs for modern technology and would represent a moderate alternative to any of the draconian ideologues currently available.
I voted for the Dalek Empire, they showed so much more compassion than the tories, I'll vote Dalek empire in the local elections, all hail the Dalek Empire ✌️
Hi mattaf your videos have been brilliant I've have had a good laugh with them. Well done. Il going to put up the next election vote for the daleks.thank you guys. Going to miss you. For the time being. 😊
Maybe you can challenge the results if there were rumours of an individual with a blue box and sonic screwdriver seen hanging around polling stations
Loved every one thanks mate from down under 😁👍
Ditto. I reckon if the daleks run in our next one they could even grab the odd seat on preferences.
If anything can make the Dalek Party's policies look even more appealing next time, it will be a Labour government.
Better speech than Rishi's, I have to say.
I really, really hope Sir Kier Starmer has seen this.
New Labour is more Dalek than many Daleks a concerning prospect for the Supreme Dalek.
All hail the supreme
Dear dalek, I would have complied except the Scottish ballot papers didn't have you listed....
Cheer up Dalek Supreme! You can always run for the US Presidency! (Please! PLEASE! We’re willing to take Daleks as our masters at this point!!! I beseech thee canisters with disco balls!)
Unfortunately, the Dalek Supreme isn't a natural born citizen.
Thank you for a much needed relief from the Sht show of the election debacle and debates, good luck for 2029 😂🤣🫶🏻🤘🏻🥳
I checked the voting form but you did not stand a candidate.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
This has only been the beginning, the genesis if you will, of the Daleks. Perhaps next time you could out up Phil, Mike and Tony as candidates and, if they're available Chester and Daryl too
I voted for the Sontaran Empire. Lynx was right .
Come run in the US Presidential elections...
Does seem slightly ambitious, seeing as the Darlecs just got voted out after 14 years ~
There were a lot of spoiled ballots last night. I wonder how many people added Dalek Party to the Ballot sheet.
ExStarmernate.
Meanwhile all defeated tories and grifters have been taken by the Daleks because the Dalek Empire can learn from tory greed selfishnesses and lack of compassion.
THE SOON LABOUR ARE OUT THE BETTER
THANKS
BTW can you do specials.?? Brilliant stuff guys. 😂
lol "exterminate! exterminate! exterminate! "
🐙
The doctor has messed with dalek UK, the daleks should have won this general election.
I saw what you did there at the end! 😊
Thankyou again for the inspiration! 😊
@@MattafProductions Any time. I wish I had the bandwidth to tackle this kind of thing myself (but not the same subject matter), so thanks for the vicarious enjoyment.
I side with Count Binface. 😂
I couldn’t find the The Daleks on my ballot paper😢
So much better than any recent Dr Who series
Still warmer and more human than Farage...
welp back to my original plan. im running for president america and moving all my funds for #voteemperor to the usa.
I thought the dalek was going to say "the people of britain will be exterminated". I did intend on voting dalek but didnt see an option for that on my ballot paper.