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  • @safirahmed
    @safirahmed 4 місяці тому +75

    People cannot vote in the UK general election if not registered to vote.
    Those wanting to be registered to vote need to be registered before 11:59PM (23:59) 18 June 2024 as there will be a lot of people registering to vote.
    Not even Daleks can enable votes in the UK general election for those not registered to vote in the UK.
    The Electoral Commission has more information.

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому +14

      That's incredibly useful info too. Take your pinned message, you excellent human! 😊

    • @safirahmed
      @safirahmed 4 місяці тому +11

      @@MattafProductions Thanks!

  • @proteusnz99
    @proteusnz99 4 місяці тому +146

    It’s come to a sad pass when the Daleks are showing greater concern for the democratic process than the (mis)governing party. Vote Dalek, for more honest politics👍👍

    • @Sammy1234568910
      @Sammy1234568910 4 місяці тому

      rubbish voter ID has been a requirement for General, Assembly and local government elections in my part of the UK for at least the last 15 years and no one has ever batted an eyelid.

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому +1

      WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY
      YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT

    • @PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars
      @PercyPruneMHDOIFandBars 4 місяці тому +1

      Or even the (dis) loyal opposition!
      Sontar Hai!

    • @scotcarr3390
      @scotcarr3390 4 місяці тому

      Vote Dalek UK & US! At least they'll bring TRUE change to the Earth!
      The Daleks Reign Supreme! Exterminate!....😁

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому

      @@scotcarr3390 YES WE NEED CULLING - JUST IN CASE WE DO SPREAD OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE

  • @WiccanRai
    @WiccanRai 4 місяці тому +62

    The Daleks are so reasonable. Vote for Dalek Monty! And for cups of tea!

    • @mattwho81
      @mattwho81 4 місяці тому

      I’m out of Tea… do you think he would like some coffee???

  • @be1tube
    @be1tube 4 місяці тому +61

    You UK voters are so lucky to get such kind and upstanding candidates as Monty. Sometimes one might wish to be a colony again.

    • @sooskevington6144
      @sooskevington6144 4 місяці тому +6

      Well, you had your chance but you blew it by revolting in the 1770s. If you hadn't, you would now have the privilege of being a part of the British Commonwealth.

    • @Arralis86
      @Arralis86 4 місяці тому

      assuming your American, your next president will most likely burn the constitution and other old and useless documents like the declaration of independence. Make America Great Again, Restore the British Empire - now with Daleks.

    • @luckybag6814
      @luckybag6814 4 місяці тому +2

      As a Briton, I confess to having sometimes thought it may not be a bad thing for Britain to become the fifty first state.
      That was, of course, before President Biden.

  • @markallen7924
    @markallen7924 4 місяці тому +57

    The Daleks, the compassionate wing of the Conservative Party!

    • @damonturnbull5903
      @damonturnbull5903 4 місяці тому +1

      GOLD!

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому +1

      WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING
      YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT

    • @nobillismccaw7450
      @nobillismccaw7450 4 місяці тому

      *hehe*

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 4 місяці тому

      Also the tough on crime wing of every socialist/communist/Marxist/fascist/Labour party.

    • @MultiTomcat67
      @MultiTomcat67 4 місяці тому

      😸

  • @magravy1
    @magravy1 4 місяці тому +29

    Our Government is so cruel that Daleks seem warm and welcoming 😲

  • @MuseumsBloke
    @MuseumsBloke 4 місяці тому +31

    WE. WILL. OBEY.

  • @anthonyfisher-7090
    @anthonyfisher-7090 4 місяці тому +45

    Did Daleks have too do without Sky TV growing up? That'll appeal to voters!

  • @lilmisstarabear
    @lilmisstarabear 4 місяці тому +53

    Victory to the Daleks and Dalek Monty in particular!

  • @stevenredpath9332
    @stevenredpath9332 4 місяці тому +26

    Can’t wait for this dalek to appear on Question Time.

    • @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594
      @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@roberthewer2268the debate on BBC would be interesting monty would just exterminate everyone 😂 flawless victory at the poles if no opposition 😂
      All hail davros & monty ✌️

  • @willtricks9432
    @willtricks9432 4 місяці тому +14

    Comes over more human than Sunak. I'M VOTING DALEK.

  • @hblaub
    @hblaub 4 місяці тому +2

    Dalek Supreme: Voting is mandatory! Everyone is registered automatically! Transportation will be provided!

    • @hblaub
      @hblaub 4 місяці тому +2

      But first, you gotta vote them into gov, I must add. Register like your local Dalek explains.

  • @NickRobilliard-t2y
    @NickRobilliard-t2y 4 місяці тому +17

    Brilliant whoever dreamed this up needs a MBE getting even non Brit voters to watch

  • @rovanderby759
    @rovanderby759 4 місяці тому +23

    Victory to the Daleks and all who drink tea!

  • @DEEJAYWAL
    @DEEJAYWAL 4 місяці тому +15

    That reminds me. My psychic paper doesn't seem to have updated since my last regeneration.

    • @Nanuak_
      @Nanuak_ 4 місяці тому

      Same here. As a trans person, my passport definitely looks a bit off

  • @AssassinIsAfk
    @AssassinIsAfk 4 місяці тому +16

    Daleks Monty has secured my vote, I hope we see the Dalek manifesto next and did he say we get unlimited cups of tea? Yes I Am Voting Daleks.

  • @jojogrrl2756
    @jojogrrl2756 4 місяці тому +12

    The Daleks couldn’t be worse than the current uniparty!

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 4 місяці тому +21

    By Dalek standards, this one isn't a xenophobic genocidal maniac.

    • @The-Cosmic-Hobo
      @The-Cosmic-Hobo 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes, I've seen much more xenophobic politicians here in Australia than Monty...

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 4 місяці тому +1

      @@The-Cosmic-Hobo ...and they're HUMAN! (barely)

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 місяці тому +1

      @@The-Cosmic-Hobo Pauline Hanson has some very Dalek-esque speech patterns! And Daleks _also_ don’t like it, when you turn their words about (those Pauline Pantsdown songs are how I learnt she exists lol).

    • @peterrenn6341
      @peterrenn6341 4 місяці тому +3

      They threw Dalek Nigel out for that. His outer casing IS milkshake-resistant though.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan 4 місяці тому

      @@peterrenn6341 I'm amazed that the Death Squad Daleks didn't come for that one. They hunt down deviants of the Dalek race.

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 4 місяці тому +8

    YES MONTY!!!!! I don't live in the UK, but I like Monty. Monty, we need you to recruit a Dalek for the USA. One that loves both coffee and tea. We in the USA though are great fans of yours and your tea making.

  • @joeegg90
    @joeegg90 4 місяці тому +5

    We need more Public Information films by the Daleks.

  • @aidjunkie5335
    @aidjunkie5335 4 місяці тому +15

    I’m voting Dalek 100 %

  • @tardistime6857
    @tardistime6857 4 місяці тому +6

    The daleks are our only hope

  • @andipeters743
    @andipeters743 4 місяці тому +5

    Please stand and I will vote, we need leaders such as you.

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 4 місяці тому +5

    Victory for the Daleks!

  • @silverdaleks1
    @silverdaleks1 4 місяці тому +14

    Knew Monty couldn't do a speech without mentioning tea 😂

  • @JamesHere-ou9xp
    @JamesHere-ou9xp 4 місяці тому +16

    Photo ID. A very good way to cut 3,000,000 poor people out of the democratic process.

    • @JamesHere-ou9xp
      @JamesHere-ou9xp 4 місяці тому

      @@hydra7427 You might, mate but I've not since my balls dropped.

    • @damonturnbull5903
      @damonturnbull5903 4 місяці тому +2

      Spot on.

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому +1

      WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING
      YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT

    • @pauls3075
      @pauls3075 4 місяці тому +2

      A Job seekers allowance card is considered government ID, so dont worry you and your mates can still vote for UKIP.

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому

      @@pauls3075 WHY SHOULD PEOPLE HAVE TO USE ID IN THE FIRST PLACE, EITHER YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS
      IS ON THE REG OR IT IS NOT, ANY PROBLEMS THEN VIA THE POLING CARD NO THEY CAN REMOVE THAT VOTE
      FROM THE COUNT AND THE COPS CAN DO THEIR JOB, THE BRITISH PASS PORT IS THE MOST FORGED FORM OF ID IN THE FIRST PLACE, IN A FEW YEARS TIME LIKE IN THE BOOK 1984 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PART MEMBER TO VOTE
      IT PATHETIC

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 4 місяці тому +1

    Given Monty is a WW2 vet I'm surprised he isn't the frontrunner for this campaign

  • @peterm7548
    @peterm7548 4 місяці тому +9

    I obey!!!!

  • @anthonylloyd2937
    @anthonylloyd2937 4 місяці тому +11

    Vote dalek much better than what we getting

  • @simonorourke4465
    @simonorourke4465 4 місяці тому +3

    Sensible policies for a stronger Britain, Dalek Monty gets my vote.

  • @g7eit
    @g7eit 4 місяці тому +3

    Can’t get enough of these, brilliant 😂

  • @JohnDavies-cn3ro
    @JohnDavies-cn3ro 4 місяці тому +9

    This is really rather good, and proof of many true words being spoken in jest. And, sorry, Monty, but my vote is still going to Larry, the No 10 cat.

    • @met54
      @met54 4 місяці тому +3

      Yep, at least Larry knows why he is there and does his job, unlike the other residents!

  • @samanthamartin6212
    @samanthamartin6212 4 місяці тому +3

    I WILL VOTE DALEK THEY HAVE MORE SENSE THAN ANY OTHER PARTY. GO DALEK❤❤❤

  • @nicholasmaude6906
    @nicholasmaude6906 4 місяці тому +1

    I'd love to see a "Vote Cyberman" ad too, one with the Cybermen from Old Dr. Who from the 80s and one with the Cybermen from the New Dr. Who.

  • @mrsb1966
    @mrsb1966 4 місяці тому +1

    The Daleks are really keen for you to vote for them!

  • @ekij133
    @ekij133 4 місяці тому +4

    Tea in the face of Tyranny!

  • @yeastov5470
    @yeastov5470 4 місяці тому +6

    I find it utterly hilarious that with the state of British politics, I genuinely can't tell if it's a joke or not that Darleks are being entered into the election.

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому +1

      The joke is VERY subtle.......... 😉

    • @yeastov5470
      @yeastov5470 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MattafProductions Well as we're living in a time line where a party leader lost to a Dolphin, I pray the Darlek Empire will forgive me for my foolishness! (Great video by the way)

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@yeastov5470And we look forward to another party leader losing to an alien bin.

  • @calbrockocat8728
    @calbrockocat8728 4 місяці тому +6

    May the Daleks seweep across this Sceptred Isle like a wave of renewal!

  • @FoolOfGods
    @FoolOfGods 4 місяці тому +4

    Dalek Monty a humane candidate for inhumane times - I wish the dalek candidates all the"best- just please don't merge with Reform UK

  • @MrCarrera28
    @MrCarrera28 4 місяці тому +11

    Monty for PM and chief Tea Maker/

  • @Bunglebear-72
    @Bunglebear-72 3 місяці тому

    Bloody brilliant

  • @nowthenzen
    @nowthenzen 4 місяці тому +1

    Vote Dalek! You won't regret it! Or, you won't Live to regret it.

  • @edgewarecrt
    @edgewarecrt 4 місяці тому +7

    Darlek Monty , only Yorkshire tea is acceptable for the Victory of the Darlek election, just letting you know 👍 oh and cake 😀

  • @darthkarr
    @darthkarr 4 місяці тому

    Honestly, at this point, voting for Daleks would be the best option.

  • @mikemullen8174
    @mikemullen8174 4 місяці тому +2

    So the Daleks are playing up their wartime service now? Bet they stayed for the whole D-Day commemoration.

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 4 місяці тому +6

    Provided helpful public information … neglected to call for victory for the Daleks … Dalek Monty (unit WI1941) _is_ rather non-threatening!

  • @mandolinic
    @mandolinic 4 місяці тому +4

    Never mind tea. I'm voting for unlimited rice pudding!

    • @ianhopping105
      @ianhopping105 4 місяці тому

      Mmm, rice pudding.

    • @Anmeteor9663
      @Anmeteor9663 4 місяці тому

      Amongst the tsunami of "pledges" I think I missed that one. Whose offering such a tempting bribe, er, er, I mean benefit, in their pledge plan?

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 4 місяці тому +2

    Weird that Keir Starmer (potential next Prime Minister) talks with all the emotion of a Cyberman; whereas Monty talks a lot of sense. I'll happily put the kettle on if Monty's canvassing round our way.

  • @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563
    @hivemistressherguineapigfa8563 4 місяці тому +1

    Yea! More cups of tea!😃👏

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 місяці тому +1

    If you sign up for a postal vote, no ID needed!

  • @gadgetmeister8503
    @gadgetmeister8503 4 місяці тому +1

    A Government in fear, makes it harder for it's citizens to vote.

  • @BloodSkullzRock
    @BloodSkullzRock 4 місяці тому +1

    Unlimited cups of tea!? Sign me up!

  • @slartybartfarst55
    @slartybartfarst55 4 місяці тому +3

    Unlimited Tea yes, but is it unlimited Tetleys or Yorkshire? This could be a deal-breaker for many!

  • @tombaxter6228
    @tombaxter6228 4 місяці тому +2

    Well, I for one, welcome our new Skaro-based overlords..

  • @SunlessNick
    @SunlessNick 4 місяці тому +2

    I realise why you're using the Jupiter movement, but I can't help thinking you should use the Mars one :).

  • @seanembery9391
    @seanembery9391 4 місяці тому +1

    Got my vote at unlimited cups of tea! Can't do any worse than our current lot (but I won't be voting for Starmer).

  • @hollymatton474
    @hollymatton474 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh Monty, I'd vote for you and your unlimited cups of tea any day! 😂😊

  • @anticarrrot
    @anticarrrot 4 місяці тому

    The gun stalk really should have started moving when it said "A brighter future."

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому

      I am limited by models, but that would be awesome.

  • @MetalMalc
    @MetalMalc 4 місяці тому

    I want to see the TV debate with representatives for: Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and The Weeping Angels.

  • @davey7452
    @davey7452 4 місяці тому +1

    A Dalek candidate in Russia can easily exterminate Putin! 😂

  • @MadBiker-vj5qj
    @MadBiker-vj5qj 4 місяці тому

    Only unlimited tea?!?!?! We deserve infinite rice pudding!

  • @jasdog71
    @jasdog71 4 місяці тому +2

    Why does a Dalek have pouches to carry stuff when it does not have hands to reach into them? Explain! Explain!

  • @pamrush5078
    @pamrush5078 4 місяці тому

    Monty is kind and the other daleks need to be kind too

  • @petergaskin1811
    @petergaskin1811 4 місяці тому

    Beware the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He is coming for you.

    • @d.mfrost6801
      @d.mfrost6801 4 місяці тому

      ....you are trying to scare people, stop it...

  • @SamLowryDZ-015
    @SamLowryDZ-015 4 місяці тому +1

    Daleks - just a smidge to the right of Reform - no thank you .
    I am voting Thal.

    • @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of
      @THEFORBIDDENMAN-lk7of 4 місяці тому

      WELL IV COMPLAINED TO MY MP THE LEADER OF THE LABOUR PARTY ABOUT ID VOTING
      YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A PARTY MEMBER NEXT

    • @d.mfrost6801
      @d.mfrost6801 4 місяці тому

      Isn't that a bit risky advertising your voting preferences on a "vote for Dalek site"

  • @billyking722
    @billyking722 4 місяці тому

    Could not be any worse than what we have as a society called government I thought they were ruled by us not the other way round power for the people we need some one with a back bone prepared to do what needs doing not just to feather their own nests

  • @mikedignum1868
    @mikedignum1868 4 місяці тому +1

    A honsest candiadate for once.

  • @PatrickMcGowan-ch4ho
    @PatrickMcGowan-ch4ho 4 місяці тому

    Daleks were so poor growing up the had to run on static electricity.🤣

  • @brushe8025
    @brushe8025 4 місяці тому

    Daleks for Britain

  • @nikbear
    @nikbear 4 місяці тому

    I for one welcome our Dalek overlords 😅 compared to the tories, they seem like a smashing bunch of chap's 👍🤣🫖

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 4 місяці тому +1

    Lol I got an army ad before this video started

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому

      Oh.
      Oh no.

    • @AssassinIsAfk
      @AssassinIsAfk 4 місяці тому +2

      Don't worry, the daleks will abolish the current army and give us an even stronger army, one that would take over the universe

    • @d.mfrost6801
      @d.mfrost6801 4 місяці тому

      I got one from, another political hopeful

  • @peterrenn6341
    @peterrenn6341 4 місяці тому +9

    Abolishing this pointless voter ID scheme should be in every manifesto. (admittedly the Daleks will probably just give us all a card saying "Human" but it's still fairer than the current nonsense.)

    • @Morhek
      @Morhek 4 місяці тому

      Voter IDs will no longer be necessary when the Daleks abolish the right to vote and send humans to work in the mines, but at least they'll bring some stability back to politics. And they'll be reviving the coal industry, which should please the North.

  • @arthur1670
    @arthur1670 4 місяці тому

    It’s such a joke we should have ID cards, not for in the street but for jobs, accommodation, voting.
    This crap you need ID but you have to go and applying is crap

  • @f4vpc358
    @f4vpc358 4 місяці тому

    They're trying to get those regional votes, reckon Monty gave it away - am certain "Victory for the Daleks!" had a Bristolian accent 🙂

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому

      Not intentionally! 🤭

    • @f4vpc358
      @f4vpc358 4 місяці тому

      @@MattafProductions Lmao anyway, keep it up Matt

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 4 місяці тому

    So, teatime is now all day? I'd vote Dalek if I were British....

  • @hurst1936
    @hurst1936 4 місяці тому

    #VoteDalek

  • @TaraWert1
    @TaraWert1 4 місяці тому

    Closest I've seen to a moderate Torrie.

  • @peterg76yt
    @peterg76yt 4 місяці тому

    Sure, they promise tea while they're campaigning...

  • @ASChambers
    @ASChambers 4 місяці тому

    Well, I know who I’m voting for now…

  • @richardvandervoort
    @richardvandervoort 4 місяці тому

    Can we swap our new Dutch government for some Daleks? It would make sense to me🤓

  • @sharoneicher7895
    @sharoneicher7895 4 місяці тому

    What about Daleks in the 2024 US election???

  • @richardpaxford5792
    @richardpaxford5792 4 місяці тому

    Are we allowed to use Slightly Psychic Papers?

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому +1

      You can, but be warned that Polling Station staff lack imagination, so the paper probably won't work on them.

  • @dimitrius-r5sgamingchannel388
    @dimitrius-r5sgamingchannel388 4 місяці тому +3

    Unlimited cups of tea sounds nice. Will there be unlimited rice pudding? ;)

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому +2

      Etcetera, Etcetera!

    • @reidpinchback8850
      @reidpinchback8850 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MattafProductionsDalek Monty as PM and Yul Brynner as King would have made a stylish ruling team.

  • @grahamturner1290
    @grahamturner1290 4 місяці тому +1

    🐙

  • @paulwartenberg8479
    @paulwartenberg8479 4 місяці тому

    now do a political ad bashing Sutekh

  • @jeffelliott6390
    @jeffelliott6390 4 місяці тому +1

    Did the daleks have sky tv?

  • @lachlanraidal5100
    @lachlanraidal5100 4 місяці тому

    They need to base a DW episode off of these videos! 😂

  • @emperordalek102
    @emperordalek102 4 місяці тому

    hello monty tell the supreme that daleks do not have relationships!! we do not have a secret love affair

  • @andyhamilton7639
    @andyhamilton7639 4 місяці тому

    I voting tactically for the Cybermen 😂

    • @d.mfrost6801
      @d.mfrost6801 4 місяці тому

      ..a very defiant statement on the Vote for Dalek site.....are you suicidal....

  • @johngardner4096
    @johngardner4096 4 місяці тому

    Would a WANTED poster be satisfactory?

  • @borusa32
    @borusa32 4 місяці тому

    Can I have some tea?

  • @Wraith-Knight
    @Wraith-Knight 4 місяці тому

    i hope you win i have no photo ID

  • @francisjones174
    @francisjones174 4 місяці тому

    Is your leader the Supreme Dalek or the Emperor Dalek?

    • @MattafProductions
      @MattafProductions  4 місяці тому +1

      Uh.......... can we get back to you on that? We thought it was one, but then the other one said they definitely weren't standing at this election, so we're expecting them to launch a takeover any minute now...

  • @josephcooter5763
    @josephcooter5763 4 місяці тому

    Dalek Monty? What happened to Dalek Python.

  • @cartoonfan959
    @cartoonfan959 4 місяці тому

    why hasn't Dalek Supreme send Monty to Dalek Asylum already ? his tea obsessions and non violent manners are not Dalek normal

  • @RebeccaTurner-ny1xx
    @RebeccaTurner-ny1xx 4 місяці тому

    In future, everyone should simply register for postal voting and save all the hassle.

  • @daraghokane4236
    @daraghokane4236 4 місяці тому +4

    Terrible add not enough flags

  • @dreadlindwyrm
    @dreadlindwyrm 4 місяці тому

    *Why vote for the lesser evil?*

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 4 місяці тому

    Cute

  • @lotus6560
    @lotus6560 4 місяці тому +2

    Are Daleks non binary? If yes, You need to reach out and connect to this potential voter group.