tipsy storytime & repot 🥃 exposing the most mortifying experience of my life

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024

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  • @sisqoy2k
    @sisqoy2k Рік тому +12

    The hickey story took me out!!! That is hilarious. Sometimes parental trauma is iconic!

  • @tinabeall22
    @tinabeall22 Рік тому +4

    Holy sheesh the imagery of the most perfectly molded poo log being swept away absolutely *sent me*
    She's honestly a legend for letting you share that memory to be relived for all eternity 😂

  • @jacobhicks7319
    @jacobhicks7319 Рік тому +7

    the timing of this video is absolutely *chef’s kiss*

  • @robinhavens695
    @robinhavens695 Рік тому +6

    Oh man, that eyebrow story had me bustin’ up!!!😹

  • @taylorstewart8309
    @taylorstewart8309 Рік тому +1

    you talking about being an elementary school simp totally reminded me of my own mortifying story: I was so obsessed w this boy in first grade that i named my *hamster* after him like a gd creep lmao

  • @Liliplantdiaries
    @Liliplantdiaries Рік тому +11

    We love a late night Charmaine 👌🏻

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому +5

    Loved this video. I like the tipsy ones. You relax and probably tell us more than you would when you’re sober

  • @lilmissbeats
    @lilmissbeats Рік тому +2

    What an epic storytime and repot, thank u so so much x every story is ten stars, and ur a great storyteller!!

  • @Womynxx
    @Womynxx 8 місяців тому

    I was laughing so hard at that eyebrow story. 🤣 You’re a great storyteller. This was so fun! Thanks for sharing and thanks for the laughs!

  • @cristyandplants
    @cristyandplants 10 місяців тому

    Oh. My. God.
    Sherman, when I say that I laughed hysterically at that hickey story!!!! 😂🤣
    I've been off youtube since the spring and am just now catching up. Holy shit, Charmaine. Thank you for sharing that story with us! ❤🎉😂

  • @Rayasratchetplants
    @Rayasratchetplants Рік тому

    I was thinking..why cant she do it herself!? Panic makes you lose your mind...so funny!!

  • @GabbyRocio
    @GabbyRocio Рік тому

    Lmaooooooo the pencil sharpener flirting, breaking the seal 😂😂😂😂

  • @LifeAsAThomas
    @LifeAsAThomas Рік тому

    Giiirlll I laughed so hard when you told the hickey story!!!! Thanks for sharing your trauma😭. It did not go unappreciated, I promise! 😘😂

  • @kerrypontarolo3098
    @kerrypontarolo3098 Рік тому +1

    Thank you so much for the well needed laughs. Totally re-watched the trellis breaking… like three times… The editing and face expressions were just too funny… and then “I could also just use a stick!” Lmao!!!!
    Every single story had me giggling and reminiscing about the younger years… lol
    When I was watching the part when you were talking about peeing so much and before you said “breaking the seal” I already said it, right before you mentioned it!!! I had to say something. I honestly thought it was a saying we only said in my neck of the woods- Redneck Vally- lol I mean… Rual Southern Alberta! So it must have been a generation thing, just us in Canada said it with cowboy boots, winter vests, toques, and our Lu-Lu’s on! 😂

  • @coffee2962
    @coffee2962 Рік тому +2

    Watching after cleaning after a pipe boiler leakage in my house at like 3 am in the morning

    Totally needed this for moral support❤

    • @unplantparenthood
      @unplantparenthood  Рік тому +1

      Omg what a nightmare!!!! I hope you got that sorted 😫

    • @coffee2962
      @coffee2962 Рік тому +2

      @@unplantparenthood got it sorted out eventually
      👍
      Thanks for asking 🥹🥹

  • @PetraEmmy
    @PetraEmmy Рік тому

    Side note... I have a 52 litre rubbermade container full of PERFECT beanie babies... I'm in my 60,s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊 Sherman you crack me up! Hi Pudge! 💚🐶🌿

  • @alexandraelin
    @alexandraelin Рік тому +1

    Hahaha i LOVE these! I was having the best time watching this 😂 the story about your eyebrows had me gasping for air hahaha

  • @CassidyWalker
    @CassidyWalker Рік тому

    THE HICKEY STORY HAS ME ROLLING!!!!!!!

  • @thejungjungle
    @thejungjungle Рік тому +1

    Omg laughed so much during this- thank you for sharing and being so vulnerable!

  • @_justsilvie
    @_justsilvie Рік тому

    Omg 'break the seal' is so nostalgic

  • @trovenehartley1848
    @trovenehartley1848 Рік тому

    😂😂😂it was either a hickey or I die😂😂😂😂😂 this took me out

  • @houseplantfein
    @houseplantfein Рік тому

    Why couldn't she give herself the hickey? 🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even realize it at first too.

  • @ThatGirlShelbyy
    @ThatGirlShelbyy Рік тому

    I knew you were going to say “don’t break the seal” before you said it 🤣 I’ve never been a big drinker but I remember that phrase hahaha

  • @Naeou
    @Naeou Рік тому +2

    OMG I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME damn I wish I would have had a drink too! I laughed so hard, I feel so happy, thank you 🥹

  • @carolinebaines8735
    @carolinebaines8735 Рік тому +1

    I never believed in Santa. My mom has a very traumatic experience when she learned he wasn’t real so she never pushed him on us which I appreciate very much.
    Presents from dad were always from Santa but I always know who they were from 😊

  • @heatherleighhall
    @heatherleighhall Рік тому

    I love all your videos but this one was the BEST!!! I laughed so hard!! Thank you for being so candid and sharing your stories!! ❤

  • @jackieara3627
    @jackieara3627 Рік тому

    Oh My Gahhhhh.....I just died a little 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best video I have watched in a long time. Thank You

  • @ninasuculentasymas
    @ninasuculentasymas Рік тому

    I have laughed so much with the hicky!! 😂😂😂

  • @xeniagreen8726
    @xeniagreen8726 Рік тому

    Most funny vedio, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time! And it took me twice long to finish my plant chores!

  • @bubblegirl324
    @bubblegirl324 Рік тому

    omg what???? when i was in hs and would party, 'breaking the seal' was more so like 'dont pee or else youre not gonna be as drunk', as if holding your pee is going to make you drunker???? hahahahhahahaha

  • @mizuliyum9748
    @mizuliyum9748 Рік тому +1

    I am usually a silent stalker of these Videos but OMG XD the story with the hickey tho… 😂

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому +1

    All your repots looked great.

  • @seara-beara
    @seara-beara Рік тому

    i looovvvveee this series

  • @addisonmay23
    @addisonmay23 Рік тому

    Yes about the White Claw! I can't drink more than one bc it seems like the chemically aftertaste really takes hold.

  • @jennifermccullough1226
    @jennifermccullough1226 Рік тому

    😂 Please keep doing these!

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Good idea on the serpens. Waiting is the right thing to do.

  • @debbie7671
    @debbie7671 Рік тому +1

    Omg your mum is the best Haha, I do things like that to keep my kids out of trouble with their dad too, haven't done the hickey hack yet but that's gold pure gold hahahahahaha

  • @adrianabaker5784
    @adrianabaker5784 Рік тому

    Your grandma sounds intense, she beats my terrifying Russian grandma hands down. The hickey story is hilarious.

  • @Shopgirl2731
    @Shopgirl2731 Рік тому

    So good. Just finish watching live. Loved hearing stories, we all do I’m sure so I gotta start sharing. I was a late bloomer.I didn’t have my first kiss until I was 16😅 hearing your story with your tweety bird backpack had me cackling.

  • @MyLocsMyPlants
    @MyLocsMyPlants Рік тому

    i recently watched your Halloween spooky stories love those !!! 💚

  • @l.c.737
    @l.c.737 Рік тому

    😂 Love the stories - I was laughing so much!!

  • @aplantprocess
    @aplantprocess Рік тому

    Your storytelling skills are everything 🙌🙌
    Why did it have to be me 😂😂😂😂

  • @carolinebaines8735
    @carolinebaines8735 Рік тому

    Dollar store fragrance is the perfect description! My H. Fungi Seed blooms smell wonderful for the first 2 days then the smell is “dollar store fragrance”.

  • @mandychen9846
    @mandychen9846 Рік тому

    Love your stories.

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Too late. Im laughing. And I can’t help orb lol 😂

  • @horace6851
    @horace6851 Рік тому +1

    fyi, I grew up in post Soviet country (Poland) and for those who don't know Soviet Union was really against religion (of course that strengthened the religious movements and after the fall over 95% of population claimed to be Catholic, but that's not the point). Anyway, we didn't have Santa Claus as kids, we would still get presents but they would come from "the Star". Which I actually find cute - you can see the stars, they are for sure magical and you can imagine they would beam down presents for you. Definitely easier to believe than some fat dude going around the world in one night and visiting EVERY child. But then. after the fall, the Santa would actually show up - but he was wearing bishop clothes, not red pajama, as the real St Nicolaus should. Catholic church took the full swing back :)
    btw, drunk Sherman is definitely the best Sherman ;) I'm dreading the later stories though, might take a break.

    • @unplantparenthood
      @unplantparenthood  Рік тому

      This is the SWEETEST thing I’ve ever heard omg if I ever become a parent I would totally adopt something like this vs Santa Claus 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 it gave me fuzzy feelings in my belly

  • @Mandi_Hui
    @Mandi_Hui Рік тому

    Must have been hard keep moving around different schools. Also homes. Definitely alot of stress and catching up with school work. Shaving usually at 13 or 14 when you start doing like your legs and under your arms. Eyebrows I didn’t start shaping them until near 18. Also ear piercing. Cigarettes and alcohol kids try it for experience. Compared to if destroying something like kids these days which is crazy. Hearing you destroy your grandmas plants was horrible. Getting hickeys they are not pleasant to have. I totally agree why didn’t do on your arm yourself i think when you are panicking you don’t know what your doing until last minute why didn’t think of that.

  • @greenandsheen
    @greenandsheen Рік тому

    As a child and even now as an adult, duwendes still give me the heeby jeebies 💀

  • @marymiller5824
    @marymiller5824 Рік тому

    I had more boyfriends in elementary school than i did in all of my adult life😂 😂😂

  • @louisetteleblanc586
    @louisetteleblanc586 Рік тому

    😂😂😂 you made me laugh sooo much 😂😂😂😂

  • @clayrats
    @clayrats Рік тому

    Story time is my favorite.

  • @Magneticgarden
    @Magneticgarden Рік тому

    Bahaha. Gotta love forced hickey trama 😂🥰

  • @lookatthatleaf
    @lookatthatleaf Рік тому

    Santa is parents’ way of letting us know that even those with our best interests at heart arent 100% truthful. Even a utopian government let’s say. Or best friend. Just philosophizing over a hard kombucha over here 😂

  • @belindasalazar4680
    @belindasalazar4680 Рік тому

    Okay. But I’m also drunk watching this video so cheers Charmaine 😂🎉

  • @mkdila
    @mkdila Рік тому

    ok cant lieeee i also believed in santa till i was 12 lol. and the tooth fairy. i found one of my teeth and the note i wrote to the tooth fairy in my moms desk and just started sobbing like my whole world had shattered 😂

  • @markknowles7843
    @markknowles7843 Рік тому

    You are so funny, I love your videos, I watch you every day, I can't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😜 about the 💩 lol 😂 🤣 bless your friend, all the best Mark from the uk 🇬🇧🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿😘😘😘

  • @cucumber_sooshi
    @cucumber_sooshi Рік тому

    i still get emails from livejournal about my account and the accounts i'm friends with.
    it's definitely still out there.

  • @wscsf
    @wscsf Рік тому

    You should try topo chico margarita seltzers!

  • @robynross8524
    @robynross8524 Рік тому

    what kind of containers do you use?

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    I remember capri.

  • @jays.6920
    @jays.6920 Рік тому

    Story 6 😂 at least you didn’t have to do it on her neck. 🤭

  • @donnettadaniels7926
    @donnettadaniels7926 Рік тому

    What size Orchiata Orchid Bark do you use? Also please do more late night Charmaine!

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Im a light weight drinker too. One drink and I’m sleepy

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    I believed the same thing about holding your pee. Lol. It works

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    You have good luck with cuttings.

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    I believed in Santa. Until I recognized my mothers handwriting when Santa write our names on the tag. I kept the secret because I had two younger sisters. No it’s not mean. Children learn when it’s time. And Santa is real!

  • @plantnan-nan
    @plantnan-nan Рік тому

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Did Santa leave you an unwrapped present?that’s what Santa did at my y house growing up.

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Yes your saying it right. Erythrina.

  • @christinam81
    @christinam81 Рік тому

    Hold up…Santa isn’t real? 🎅 😳😲

    • @unplantparenthood
      @unplantparenthood  Рік тому +2

      😳
      No no he’s real I was drunk don’t listen to anything I say!!!

  • @horace6851
    @horace6851 Рік тому

    ok I held it, until you said "don't laugh" :)))))))))

  • @Megan-qe4bn
    @Megan-qe4bn Рік тому

    What do you do for your New Guinea ghost? She is so gorgeous and I’d love mine to take off like yours is:)

    • @Megan-qe4bn
      @Megan-qe4bn Рік тому

      Ps I love your videos! Thanks for the long ones. I find them so relaxing and learn so much. Have a great day!

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    Because they dress and act like adults, that’s why.

  • @boopeepope56-ey5gz
    @boopeepope56-ey5gz Рік тому

    😅😅😅😅😅I love that story. Hilarious. You sucked your sisters arm. Family

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    White claw tastes like seltzer and I don’t like seltzer.

  • @lisaanglim9588
    @lisaanglim9588 Рік тому

    14’s not so young.

  • @jorlandia4363
    @jorlandia4363 Рік тому

    Doing plant chores at midnight and seen a sherman video was posted..I was like oh yeah the universe has spoken and told me its okay to stay up 😅
    Edited to say, I hate kronhiana flower smells, its like cat piss and roses and it makes me nauseous.

  • @dawnbetts8426
    @dawnbetts8426 Рік тому

    😂

  • @vladdydaddy1280
    @vladdydaddy1280 Рік тому +3

    First 😋

  • @j-max
    @j-max Рік тому

    You can be so so silly sometimes…how can you not like Hoya blooms? There are hundreds upon hundreds of different Hoya, different blooms! They all aren’t the same, but you still claim you don’t like them, when in fact you have only ever seen maybe 45 in person?! I don’t know how you haven’t driven yourself nuts trying to remember all the things you don’t like. Your husband must have the absolute patience of Jesus.

    • @unplantparenthood
      @unplantparenthood  Рік тому +2

      I don’t like hoya blooms because it triggers my trypophobia and I cannot stand the smell of flowers- any flower. I do find it silly though how people online get so pressed when I have an opinion about anything. If I don’t like something, how does that affect your life? 😂

    • @Ruby-wt6bf
      @Ruby-wt6bf Рік тому

      “You can be so silly sometimes” proceeds to type something silly…😂keep those Hoya peduncles up your ass!

  • @1knittinbitch
    @1knittinbitch Рік тому

    “Perfect poo log!” 💩🚽