@@caleblarsen5490 yeah, he does, but the 12, while they were disciples, were distinguished by being apostles. Every other Christian in the NT is considered a disciple as well...guess I was being a know-it-all.
I just told the cashier at Kroger’s that I was looking for a double disciple pack of Rhode Island Delight C-seeds and then dropped an envelope on the ground. She called security.
How is it we have federal politicians so old they can barely speak, while we have healthy middle aged people like this more than capable of running things?
I've been asking him to please do a video on how many has. I believe he doesn't see it. Do to the algorithm. Maybe if people put a ☕ in the comments he'll do a video.
I'm in a smallish, tourist-y, country town. When this was an issue, I saw this vid and went up to my boss -- who sells (ahem) c-seeds from his farm -- later that day and said in a low, cautious, voice, "Hey! Hey! Yeah....I wanna get a disciple of orpington rounds tomorrow." He busted out laughing while everybody else kept asking what the joke was. And that's what we refer to them as ever since 😊👍
@@christinemccoy4471 yeah but not everyone is able to and if they tried, the first thing the gov would do is set up a ton of regulations to make it impossible
You’re so stupid.. corporations are why we have grocery stores and mass produced food. Government regulations on the food industry are why shortages happen.
I found out how much Farmland China was buying up over here! In my opinion the Midwest grains are probably fungal toxic problem, contaminated the feed for these chickens and just like the toxins that wind up in hay and grains for horses it can cause abortions in them! And then you've got all the chemicals they don't care it's not their country, the old practices are out the window and I don't think they know at a process grains to keep them from getting mildew and mold Etc
To think that I once talked a dear friend out of getting chickens for her backyard. She could have been the head of an egg cartel and rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
My cousins have chickens I sent this to him and her they really loved it. I laughed so hard the first time about hurt myself, 2nd and 3rd time I still laughed. I enjoy listening to you
Shout out to polyface farms!!! Joel Salatin is one of the true farmers teaching the right methods. “Folks, this ain’t normal” is just one of his excellent books.
I've never Read a Book of Joel's but the Chapter in "Omnivores Delemna" and I've got my Calculator out low-balling the prices on the $ale's volume he's doing! A definite inspiration for MiXed Farming!
as a small scale chicken farmer who's been making bank because my flock was healthy enough it didn't get sick, I will be using this lingo from here on out.
@@nbk9372 ...hahahaha...there they are, standing so majestic...these chickens in the mist. I can picture the documentary now..."Ghost Hatcheries"...lol
@@timcoolican459 IKR. It's odd not very many know eggs are medicinal, when I was still pissin vinegar I use drop four raw eggs in my 12 ounce glass of pulp OJ or sometimes milk and chug it down. Never caught the winter bug or bruised as easy. Cheers fren!
And here I am getting rid of my chickens in a couple days because my idiot neighbor called the city and complained. My 30 days to "fix the issue" is almost up. I've lived in this house for over 6 years and had them the entire time. She moved in 3 years ago and claimed she had no problem with them. I think we'll be moving out of our socialist neighborhood soon.
Normally, the city shouldn't be able to do this if you live in a residential zone. You're allowed to have hens, just not roosters. Definitely do some research and you might need to lawyer up.
This is almost accurate. Once people that I work with found out I have chickens they approach me when I'm by myself and say is it possible for me to get some eggs but they say it quiet like the want to protect their source.
Omg I laughed so hard I'm pretty sure sweet tea came out my nose! We need more of you SIR! please come to Texas, it gets too cold there for this country hick chick!
It took me about a minute thinking and it hit me what a disciple pack was....a dozen. Double disciple....two dozen. Gave me an ego stroke. Maybe I ain't got many country smarts, but I was smart enough to figure it out. I suppose it helped my being a born again Christian. God brought to mind what I needed to know. God bless y'all!
It's so hard to believe that you are in government. Your head is screwed on right and your down to earth. You are literally one of just a couple politicians who makes me proud to be American. Thank you so very much.
Thank God for our constitutional sheriffs in our respective counties who are neither the mask nor the egg police. And thanks to Joel Salatin. Always. And thanks for all you do!
I know you have read this a million times. Now it is my turn, to type it. You are bloody awesome! Thankyou so very much, for all of your vids. This one had me cackling, out aloud. 💙💙🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's also a green beret, meaning he's tough, intelligent and has skills the government fears, he's a bad mamba Jamba. As a combat veteran I would follow him into any combat zone, even with just a knife.
Nick,,,, you are so funny sometimes,,, 😆 but you still get your point across...... "IF" people will only listen! 😉 Keep up the "great" work! We need a whoooooole lot more like you!!👍
And actually factually accurate when it comes to EU... cant even gift eggs for free with out expensive testing being done annually, witch only benefits the large factory farms, while hurting individuals that want to give their neighbors eggs or meat.
Diciple pack? I've not laughed for a long time like that. No! Really! Im usually a happy go lucky person as a rule and i try notn to let life bring me down. I try to give those things to God, but lately, I've been slammed with all kinds of things. I stumbled on your little videos or what ever they call them when i was so sick i couldnt get up without help i was so weak. But i needed something to take my mind off my troubles. Then came you! You brought me a joy i hadnt felt in a long time and i know this was no accident. I see the reason i used to have for life now. Keep up the good work. If you dont care i share a lot its to good not.
When I was 8 my parents put me in charge of our chickens and in 4th Grade I worked up to selling eggs at school and in the community. I totally got a laugh out of this, especially since the local market called my mom and told her they had a problem with me doing so, LOL.
I had an egg man years ago, a gentleman with the factory job who kept chickens as the hobby. he charged a dollar a disciple pack, kept multiples in a fridge in a shed at the front of his property near the road, and a wood recipe box for honor payments. the man is a legend and we speak of him in hushed tones now.
Absolutely hilarious, fantastic funny parody of real life tragedies. Tradegy+time=comedy ingenious idea. Gimme them c seeds! Feel like making the O Pack stuffed with cheddar mold
I will from now and forever be calling it a disciple pack instead of a dozen. This is hilarious.
me to!! Hilarious!
*apostle
@@stadot1427 pretty sure he says a disciple pack. But an Apostle pack would work too.
@@stadot1427 he does say disciple pack and double disciple pack
@@caleblarsen5490 yeah, he does, but the 12, while they were disciples, were distinguished by being apostles. Every other Christian in the NT is considered a disciple as well...guess I was being a know-it-all.
OMG Nick is an egg dealer! How the mighty have fallen.
This guy should be president. I would vote for him in a heartbeat.
Blhaaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nick 2028 for sure!
Let's start the write-in campaign now for 2024 or get Trump to run him as VP
The White House could use a chicken coop…
The message I heard was ‘cash is not traceable’.
Thank you!, Really, thank you!
We are SO over taxed already.
And he said it with a straight face...
I just told the cashier at Kroger’s that I was looking for a double disciple pack of Rhode Island Delight C-seeds and then dropped an envelope on the ground. She called security.
😄😆😅🤣😂🙃
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅😂❤❤🤣
That city dweller didn't know the lingo and how things work, lol.
Eggs have never sounded like drugs more in my life
Yo I got this eggball here😏
@@spankthemonkey3437brooo
Why not, they are just as expensive and too many of them can kill you (per the CDC). 😂
Word 😂😂😂
Is this street term right? Rolled Mexican C-Seeds with sausage or bacon.
Everything 12 is now a disciple pack...love it haha
As a former pharmacist, I concur with the exchange of goods and currency described in this monologue!
How is it we have federal politicians so old they can barely speak, while we have healthy middle aged people like this more than capable of running things?
He is a politician
@@joshuagarner1654 That makes the people in power look even worse.
@@joshuagarner1654 Only at the state level. He really should be in the Federal government.
@@pathfinderlight need to get rid of federal government need a constitutional government
Answer that, and you will a large machine in the Swamp.
This man's house has an entire room full of mugs.
IKR!!
I've been asking him to please do a video on how many has. I believe he doesn't see it. Do to the algorithm. Maybe if people put a ☕ in the comments he'll do a video.
That's his man cave.
I'm in a smallish, tourist-y, country town. When this was an issue, I saw this vid and went up to my boss -- who sells (ahem) c-seeds from his farm -- later that day and said in a low, cautious, voice, "Hey! Hey! Yeah....I wanna get a disciple of orpington rounds tomorrow." He busted out laughing while everybody else kept asking what the joke was. And that's what we refer to them as ever since 😊👍
This is the greatest thing I've seen today, yet scary because it's quickly becoming reality. Let's go Brandon amirite?
I want this man as president!
I hope he doesn't. I couldn't handle all the common sense.
We need to get our food back from the hands of corporations.
Grow it yourself, raise it too
@@christinemccoy4471 yeah but not everyone is able to and if they tried, the first thing the gov would do is set up a ton of regulations to make it impossible
@liveyourlifeextra4576 you are not understanding how government is supposed to work.
You’re so stupid.. corporations are why we have grocery stores and mass produced food. Government regulations on the food industry are why shortages happen.
I found out how much Farmland China was buying up over here! In my opinion the Midwest grains are probably fungal toxic problem, contaminated the feed for these chickens and just like the toxins that wind up in hay and grains for horses it can cause abortions in them! And then you've got all the chemicals they don't care it's not their country, the old practices are out the window and I don't think they know at a process grains to keep them from getting mildew and mold Etc
This is hilarious!! I wish I'd heard his lingo when I was raising chickens; definitely retired too early. Disciple pack! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG just blow my mind!! To funny Incorporating C-seeds as drugs. 🤣🤣🤣 I can not stop LMAO!
I work in corrections and I'm dying right now. This is brilliant
Do you really feel like you are correcting people? Or bad guy's all together getting plan together.
You might have a Congressman in there, for C-Seeds.
To think that I once talked a dear friend out of getting chickens for her backyard. She could have been the head of an egg cartel and rich beyond the dreams of avarice.
You FOOL! 🤣
Don't worry...last year I approached the Amish to buy chickens and he fell off and so did I. If I knew then what I know now...
@@nikkilav824 The Amish Mafia knows what's up. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🍳
Yup, the Amfia are very tough, when it comes to C-seeding. Lol 😂
@@simplysteve68 They'll build a barn on you so fast you won't have time to run away.
My cousins have chickens I sent this to him and her they really loved it. I laughed so hard the first time about hurt myself, 2nd and 3rd time I still laughed. I enjoy listening to you
Your rhythm is perfect, Nick.
"The cops know exactly what a dozen means" 😭
I can’t believe I missed that 🍩😭
Don’t be surprised if they’re declared contraband where you live. Lots of places are trying to make it illegal to buy eggs outside of stores.
And now they know what a deciple pack is.
I dropped an egg this morning making breakfast. State Farm rep called and said that the adjuster will be out tomorrow morning.
OK, now I got two belly laughs out of this short!
Love this!! lol
😂😂😂😂 LOL!!!!!!
Too funny!
LOL...NICE
The polyface mug multiplied my respect for you 100X
DANG NICK! THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART! I thought I was back in the city of my birth for a minute…hilarious
My neighbor raises chickens, I catch lobsters, neither of us has bought eggs or lobster on years.....
I didn't know whether to laugh,cry or stand up and pledge my allegiance to the flag
DITTO! 😂👏
Shout out to polyface farms!!!
Joel Salatin is one of the true farmers teaching the right methods.
“Folks, this ain’t normal” is just one of his excellent books.
I've never Read a Book of Joel's but the Chapter in "Omnivores Delemna" and I've got my Calculator out low-balling the prices on the $ale's volume he's doing! A definite inspiration for MiXed Farming!
I knew politicians understood the drug game better than they let on.
as a small scale chicken farmer who's been making bank because my flock was healthy enough it didn't get sick, I will be using this lingo from here on out.
I don’t think anyone’s flock got sick. This is a controlled implosion
Chicken farmer here, oh my goodness, crying with laughter right now
Love these shorts! Sending to my 92 year old dad who still loves to farm and garden! Hilarious! Also love the mugs and hats! Brilliant marketing!
We call them ‘cackle berries’ out here…😊🍳🤤😋👍
Jen. Australia.
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I now have a hysterical mental image of a dystopian future in store for us.
You've looked outside too?
I now want to buy all of my eggs like this. Someone needs to build a black market themed grocery store just to make food shopping more interesting.
There's an Amish market exactly like this due to the government fining Amish farms millions in the past 3 years.
We should have mission impossible theme song every time we enter😅
I will shop there!
I'm dying laughing. The lingo is killing me right now. Good job Sir.
"We will hook you up" is not something I would have ever expected Mr. Freitas to utter.
The down-low in the rural...on the FARM - friendly, armed, rural, men. Keeping it real yo'!
😆 LOL
I'm picturing an fbi egg raid; ahhh judge we need a warrant for unlawful produuction, sales & distribution of .....ghost eggs!
@@nbk9372 ...hahahaha...there they are, standing so majestic...these chickens in the mist. I can picture the documentary now..."Ghost Hatcheries"...lol
@@timcoolican459 IKR.
It's odd not very many know eggs are medicinal, when I was still pissin vinegar I use drop four raw eggs in my 12 ounce glass of pulp OJ or sometimes milk and chug it down. Never caught the winter bug or bruised as easy. Cheers fren!
And here I am getting rid of my chickens in a couple days because my idiot neighbor called the city and complained. My 30 days to "fix the issue" is almost up. I've lived in this house for over 6 years and had them the entire time. She moved in 3 years ago and claimed she had no problem with them. I think we'll be moving out of our socialist neighborhood soon.
What a loser neighbor you must have
Frikin communists ruin everything
Normally, the city shouldn't be able to do this if you live in a residential zone. You're allowed to have hens, just not roosters.
Definitely do some research and you might need to lawyer up.
don't move, get the law changed
@@troyhenry6111 I agree!
Thank you Nick for the laughs making my night. You're hilarious, now forever a double disciple pack😂😂😂
Love when you're funny. Thanks for the laughs in this world full of chaos. 😂😂😂❤
This is almost accurate. Once people that I work with found out I have chickens they approach me when I'm by myself and say is it possible for me to get some eggs but they say it quiet like the want to protect their source.
As an Italian, I approve of this message.
Only accurate description of a dead drop I have ever heard. Guy sounds like a coke dealer from the 90's.
I enjoy the humor of eggs as drugs. Thank you. Makes my day!😊
This is brilliant writing and an excellent performance. Bravo!
This makes me love life in the Deep South! Backyard chickens are encouraged- not outlawed!
Hopefully my chickens don't get a whisper of what you're saying because they already think they walk on water 😉
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Ours think we exist to provide them with meal worms in the summer and cracked corn in the winter. It's the only reason they put up with us.
Sounding like lunch ladies
Only you, Nick, could come up with this lingo! You are so funny!!😂
I haven't laughed that hard in months thank you ... THANK YOU NICK .... THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME.... LOVE THE CHANNEL
"I'd like to order a double disciple pack" has me cracking up
Omg I laughed so hard I'm pretty sure sweet tea came out my nose! We need more of you SIR! please come to Texas, it gets too cold there for this country hick chick!
It took me about a minute thinking and it hit me what a disciple pack was....a dozen. Double disciple....two dozen. Gave me an ego stroke. Maybe I ain't got many country smarts, but I was smart enough to figure it out. I suppose it helped my being a born again Christian. God brought to mind what I needed to know. God bless y'all!
It's so hard to believe that you are in government. Your head is screwed on right and your down to earth. You are literally one of just a couple politicians who makes me proud to be American. Thank you so very much.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My son-in-law just built chicken coops last weekend. I’ll pass this info along. Thanks, Freitas
Thank God for our constitutional sheriffs in our respective counties who are neither the mask nor the egg police. And thanks to Joel Salatin. Always. And thanks for all you do!
God bless you Man! This is at the same time gut busting hilarious as well as a terrifying view of what is already here and is only slowly spawning
I know you have read this a million times. Now it is my turn, to type it.
You are bloody awesome! Thankyou so very much, for all of your vids.
This one had me cackling, out aloud.
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LOL. Nick's posts often puts a grin on my face. In the times we live in, a smile is a very valuable commodity.
This man is a national treasure and I can only imagine how amazing our government would be if there were more like him with actual power.
He's also a green beret, meaning he's tough, intelligent and has skills the government fears, he's a bad mamba Jamba. As a combat veteran I would follow him into any combat zone, even with just a knife.
Decent people like that don't want that kind of power - that's part of what makes them decent
@@trumpetpunk42💯
It would still be shit, because govt is slavery.
Thanks for the laughs. I just about spit my chicken soup all over the phone. The envelope and paper bag was too much!
I can't quit LOL @ "polyphage".
Your cups are legendary!
Dude you are brilliant!
🤔 Who knew Uncle Nick was a C-seed dealer 😂
Nick, you are too funny 😂
Love your shorts, very poignant and to the 👉 point.
Nick,,,, you are so funny sometimes,,, 😆 but you still get your point across...... "IF" people will only listen! 😉 Keep up the "great" work! We need a whoooooole lot more like you!!👍
Everyone is friends with the local chicken lady right now 😅
Yes, and it's glorious
The local chicken lady formerly known as the "crazy" chicken lady. 😂😅
My husband is now known as the egg man at his job.
This is literally the best short I have ever seen. You just made my day! Hahaha thank you
Thank you!
And actually factually accurate when it comes to EU... cant even gift eggs for free with out expensive testing being done annually, witch only benefits the large factory farms, while hurting individuals that want to give their neighbors eggs or meat.
@@Hellsong89 Government over reach yet again
@@Nickjfreitas when you sip on that cup at the end of the video is there anything in it?
@@Hellsong89 if they don't know what you're doing...well, it never happened.
Just don't broadcast it anywhere and you should be fine.
I like how he actually uses "spycraft" and "hand offs" to sell his "C-seeds"
Pay attention young ones he's actually teaching a very useful skill.
Lord as a italian from the east coast who actually has cousins with chickens, I'm dying right now. That dead drop 💀. Lord.
"double disciple packs" 🤣
This is going to be so much fun. Can't wait for someone to roll up looking for a straight six or a disciple pack.
Diciple pack? I've not laughed for a long time like that. No! Really! Im usually a happy go lucky person as a rule and i try notn to let life bring me down. I try to give those things to God, but lately, I've been slammed with all kinds of things. I stumbled on your little videos or what ever they call them when i was so sick i couldnt get up without help i was so weak. But i needed something to take my mind off my troubles. Then came you! You brought me a joy i hadnt felt in a long time and i know this was no accident. I see the reason i used to have for life now. Keep up the good work. If you dont care i share a lot its to good not.
Thanks for bringing humor to my day. Time to teach cub foods some homey chatter!
I am from the country and I find this one of the best shorts I have ever seen on YTube.
When I was 8 my parents put me in charge of our chickens and in 4th Grade I worked up to selling eggs at school and in the community. I totally got a laugh out of this, especially since the local market called my mom and told her they had a problem with me doing so, LOL.
😂 thank you, I needed that laugh!!
Disciple pack just sounds gangster. Never heard that one. Like, let me get the full savior with his complete squad my man!
I had an egg man years ago, a gentleman with the factory job who kept chickens as the hobby. he charged a dollar a disciple pack, kept multiples in a fridge in a shed at the front of his property near the road, and a wood recipe box for honor payments. the man is a legend and we speak of him in hushed tones now.
He can operate on that honor system because everyone within driving range of that box knows exactly what happens if you run off on that plug lol.
@@jacobcombs1106 you run off with a disciple pack at your peril.
@@queenpenelope_ is it still peril if the results are certain?
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God bless him,and the memory...
I call them cackleberries, just sayin one more to add to the list. Thanks for another great short
'C-berries'?
Hilarious you crack me up!!!!! I grew up on farm 40yrs. Ago and ours were just egg's. ❤️😂😂😂😂👍
Hysterical.
Next we will see Nick having a drive by with the Amish in their horse drawn buggies using water guns.
A disciple pack is the perfect description, and I'm going to be using that from now on.
Me too
I see a TV series in the making-
" The Barbed Wire"
OK, this has to be the funniest you have posted to this date. You're are going to have a hard time topping this.
The short story "Lipidleggin'" by F. Paul Wilson has come to life.
Talk like this on the phone and DEA will be knocking on your door at O Dark 30 looking for drugs with a no knock warrant
Damn that was priceless
Book recommendation about problems of running a small farm. “Everything I want to do is illegal” by Joel Salatin.
Absolutely hilarious, fantastic funny parody of real life tragedies. Tradegy+time=comedy ingenious idea. Gimme them c seeds! Feel like making the O Pack stuffed with cheddar mold
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is beautiful, my belly hurts. Double disciple for me, we love fresh c-seeds!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A disciple pack….oh, I’m dying. 😂that’s what I want to call them from now on!
I just died laughing 😂. Chicken mama here. Come get your C-seeds 🥚
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You had me at Disciple Pack!
Now calling it that forever.
Pimping chickens to lay eggs is now big business in the ghetto!
You have a gift. Thanks for using it.
I love the names (disciple pack).
Wait this is actually the best video ever how did I not see this when it was topical
This is absolute gold.
I wish I could like this video twice
You can, it's on instagram too! LOL
I love "C-seeds" for that is what they are! I will now also be using the term "disciple pack" forever!
Lmfao 🤣 😅 😉 I love it thank you for the laugh and cup!! Bottoms up!! Lol
Nick I love this!!!! Ima have “wanna be baller, shot caller, 20” blades on the impala” playing on repeat here at my trap coup! 😂